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Boy Do I Hate Doing This…But I Gotta

by Tom Levenson|  December 1, 201011:22 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

I owe Megan McArdle an apology.

Actually, I’ve already offered it on the offending post, but as that snippet is now buried behind the front page, that seems insufficient.

So here it is:

In yesterday’s snark on McArdle’s item about the Washington Post’s arithmetical errors, I said “she actually writes…” about a Post mistake that converted millions into hundreds.

She did not write what followed.  Rather, she was quoting without comment (other than her headline) from a piece by the Post’s ombudsman, Andrew Alexander.

As readers of my own place know, I’ve taken second place to no one in the ferocity with which I’ve argued against what seem to me to be consequential failures of argument and reporting by Megan McArdle.  This post wasn’t one of those.  It was  an attempt to have a quick bit of fun, and I made the kind of mistake I’ve teed off on in others.

Which leads me to something I find hard to write, but must.

To Megan McArdle:  I’m sorry for the error that you — very mildly, considering the provocation — noted on the offending post.

And, of course, to the BJers who read this, my apologies as well.  I try to provide high grade stuff, and this wasn’t.

Ah well.  Live by the snark, and sometimes, die by it too, I guess.

Image:  Henri Decaisne “Failure of a Military Operation,”  1826.

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The Fiscal Commission’s Shit Show Fail Parade

by John Cole|  December 1, 20109:59 am| 139 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Clown Shoes

I think the Jane Hamshers of the Left sums it up pretty well:

Their reigning spirit of self-importance comes through on the very first page: “The Moment of Truth.”

Here’s a gem. From the “goals” section:

Reform social security for its own sake, not deficit reduction.

Maybe they’d like to offer up their opinion on how to achieve world peace too? That’s not in their charter either.

Why reform Social Security just for shits and giggles? Is there not something more productive to do? Apparently some people on the commission think there are other priorities, which is why they aren’t even going to bother voting on it.

The report is here (.pdf)

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Re: Readership Capture

by John Cole|  December 1, 20109:41 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

I honestly don’t know what to make of this:

So the main complaint given in DougJ’s circle-jerk post (wherein the advent of more dispute on the front page of this blog has somehow been labeled as an ‘Atlantic style circle-jerk’) is that too much of the argument is occurring in posts rather than comments. I guess I’m confused. Why is one more circle-jerkish than the other? And is this a blog or a forum? Some people come here to comment. Others come to read posts and don’t comment. Why should the commenters get to decide how the arguments take place? This smacks of readership capture. I say, if a blogger wants to argue in post-format vs comment-format, well that’s good for the thousands of non-commenting readers who come here. If not, hooray for the commenters. And why should it really matter? This seems like a complaint very unique to Balloon Juice.

It strikes me that commenters are what make a blog, which is why I have always had comments, always let people speak their mind (within reason- I will delete odious stuff, but the number of people banned here in ten years is still under a dozen, and some of that number are people who have been banned multiple times- Brick Oven Bill, take a bow), and if people want to talk about something or mention something interesting in the comments, I put up a post about it. I don’t understand what readership capture is supposed to mean, to be honest.

I’m not going to do everything readers suggest or want, and to be quite honest take a great amount of joy in telling you all to go to hell every now and then, but I will do what I can to accommodate as many commenters as is reasonable and possible. In my mind, a blog without readers and commenters isn’t a blog, it is a diary. If I wanted a diary, I’d get a leather bound journal with heavy-bond pages and buy some tea and listen to emo music. I want a blog, where people are free to say what they want, argue with each other, insult each other, and make each other laugh.

I do understand how several posts on one topic could be tedious, and I will encourage everyone to respond to each other more in the comments, rather than making front page posts, but I fail to understand how this place is becoming an Atlantic style circle-jerk. If anything, we are the anti-Atlantic. All of our front page posts have been attacking each other and our ideas, not heaping praise and doing the faux-courtesy thing. If anything, I thought I was too drippingly sarcastic with ED, not overly deferential in the least. My only real complaint is I wish he would respond more in the comments to people. Throw a damned elbow back, ED.

And btw- that is why I like having ED around. We agree on a number of things, and we disagree on many more, and I like arguing with him. I like having variety. Now that he has outed himself as more of a centrist libertarian than a Republican, I’m actually looking for a front page poster who is a honest broker and Republican. I’m also trying to hit the lottery, lose weight, and trying to figure out how to get Yvonne Strahovsky in bed.

Ehh. Whatever. I’m rambling. More coffee.

BTW- first snow here today. Rosie tore out into and went all “BWAWWAWAWA” spastic and ran around like a lunatic, while Lily went out, stepped in it daintily, and then looked at me with the wounded “Why? Why are you doing this to me? Why are me feet cold and wet and why do they feel funny? Why must it be so cold when I potty? Why do you hate me so?” I really need to make a videotape of her walking in the snow. Each step she acts like she is being forced to walk on razors.

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The FCC and Broadband

by John Cole|  December 1, 20109:28 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Science & Technology

This is Mistermix’s beat, but I thought I would start the discussion:

Thwarted by the courts, by lawmakers on Capitol Hill and by some of his fellow commissioners, the Federal Communications Commission chairman will try again on Wednesday to devise a new strategy for regulating broadband Internet service providers.

In a speech he plans to give Wednesday in Washington, Julius Genachowski, the F.C.C. chairman, will outline a framework for broadband Internet service that forbids both wired and wireless Internet service providers from blocking lawful content. But the proposal would allow broadband providers to charge consumers different rates for different levels of service, according to a text of the speech provided to The New York Times.

Mr. Genachowski has decided not to use the commission’s telephone regulatory powers to govern broadband Internet service, a move that he proposed in May that would potentially open Internet service to heavier government regulation.

His proposal would also allow broadband providers to manage their networks to limit congestion or harmful traffic.

The framework will form the basis for a proposed order scheduled to be voted on during the F.C.C.’s Dec. 21 meeting.

That seems like it leaves the door open for broadband providers to charge outrageous prices to drive companies like Netflix out of business. Am I wrong?

About the only thing I am sure of is that Comcast will raise my bill no matter what happens.

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Did President Kyl Approve This?

by John Cole|  December 1, 20109:25 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

This seems like good news:

The Obama administration scored a victory in its drive to curb the worldwide spread of nuclear material with an agreement on Wednesday by the hard-line former Soviet republic, Belarus, to surrender its stockpile of highly enriched uranium by 2012.

The announcement came at a European security conference here after a meeting between Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and the foreign minister of Belarus, Sergey Martynov. Mrs. Clinton said the United States would give Belarus technical and financial aid to eliminate its stockpile.

She welcomed the decision as a sign that Belarus would join the United States in its campaign to stem the proliferation of weapons-grade material by converting nuclear plants to run on low-enriched uranium — an effort that is one of President Obama’s most cherished foreign policy goals.

The administration had pushed Belarus for months to relinquish its stockpile without success. As a result, the country was not invited to Mr. Obama’s 47-nation nuclear security summit last April, at which another former Soviet state, Ukraine, agreed to give up its highly enriched uranium.

Efforts like this would be easier if Republicans would stop impeding foreign policy advances such as START for little more than domestic partisan gain.

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Getting Anonymity Wrong, As Usual

by @heymistermix.com|  December 1, 20108:19 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Get off my grass you damned kids

A Facebook exec has a long essay in the Times that trots out the whole anonymity on the Internet discussion, which goes like this:

  • Trolls can be real assholes:

    After Alexis Pilkington, a 17-year-old Long Island girl, committed suicide earlier this year, trolls descended on her online tribute page to post pictures of nooses, references to hangings and other hateful comments.

  • Let me quote Plato to prove that trolls troll because they’re anonymous, even though invisibility isn’t quite the same as anonymity, because my college education was expensive and Mom and Dad need to know I got something out of it:

    Even in the fourth century B.C., Plato touched upon the subject of anonymity and morality in his parable of the ring of Gyges.

  • I know, let’s use real names, that will solve everything:

    Content providers, social networking platforms and community sites must also do their part by rethinking the systems they have in place for user commentary so as to discourage — or disallow — anonymity.

  • Oh, wait, some people will be assholes using their real name:

    Others point out that there’s no way to truly rid the Internet of anonymity. After all, names and e-mail addresses can be faked. And in any case many commenters write things that are rude or inflammatory under their real names.

    (Those pesky “others” ruin all my good arguments.)

  • I guess we need to do some actual fucking work to deal with assholes:

    Well-designed commenting systems should also aim to highlight thoughtful and valuable opinions while letting trollish ones sink into oblivion.

  • But, I still don’t like anonymity, so I’ll stick it in the laundry list of things that actually work:

    Instead of waiting around for human nature to change, let’s start to rein in bad behavior by promoting accountability. Content providers, stop allowing anonymous comments. Moderate your comments and forums. Look into using comment services to improve the quality of engagement on your site. Ask your users to report trolls and call them out for polluting the conversation.

I’m pretty sure that I’ve been on the Internet since “Julie Zhuo” (if that’s her real name) was in diapers, and I’ve seen shitty online communities that use real names, and good ones that don’t. The differentiator is the hard work, thought and careful oversight of the site owner, not anonymity.

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The Dark Canuck

by @heymistermix.com|  December 1, 20107:22 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, General Stupidity

One of Stephen Harper’s advisors is “feeling manly” today and says that Julian Assange should be assassinated.

I have some good news for manly men like this guy. Because they’ve been under a massive denial of service attack, Wikileaks now hosting at Amazon. Last time I checked, Amazon is a US company, so unlike the treasonous rapist Assange, it’s subject to masculine US law. After the dick measuring and pissing contests are over, perhaps all the smack-talking manly men will find a way to persuade feminine Amazon to stop hosting the most dangerous organization the world has ever known.

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