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You are here: Home / Kindergarten is Over-Rated Anyway

Kindergarten is Over-Rated Anyway

by John Cole|  February 21, 20114:05 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Teabagger Stupidity

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New Hampshire, which has become a laboratory for crazy the past few months, is upping the ante:

New Hampshire’s House is scheduled to vote this week whether to repeal a law requiring public schools to offer kindergarten.

The House Education Committee is recommending keeping the requirement, but a minority on the committee is fighting to repeal the law. State Rep. J.R. Hoell, a Dunbarton Republican, argued the bill isn’t about eliminating kindergarten but about giving local voters the control over whether to offer programs.

Why stop there?

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  1. 1.

    anticontrarian

    February 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    Why stop there?

    They won’t.

  2. 2.

    BGinCHI

    February 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    This is going to put lots and lots of money into the coffers of Big Daycare.

    The Kochs got any investments there?

  3. 3.

    Triassic Sands

    February 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Kindergarten is a waste of time. These (lazy) kids should just get a damn job and quit feeding off the public teat.

  4. 4.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Is it too late to offer bids for the contracting work on the Great Wall of Massachusetts? I feel that we really do have to secure our borders from the unkindergartened hordes who are bound to try and sneak into our state and steal our jobs, before dropping their economic terrorist anchor babies in our superior medical facilities.

  5. 5.

    General Stuck

    February 21, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    When I was in Kindergarten, we had at least one collective nap time each day. Everyone together. Obviously, soshulist indoctrination. And don’t get me started on all that commie toy sharing shit.

  6. 6.

    JGabriel

    February 21, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    John Cole:

    Why stop there?

    Because that would destroy the illusion that you can do whatever you want as long as you’re willing to make the effort (and have the money).

    .

  7. 7.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    February 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    We will be greeted as liberators. They will shower us with milk and cookies.

  8. 8.

    Spaghetti Lee

    February 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    New Hampshire: Live Dumb or Die!

  9. 9.

    jwb

    February 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    @anticontrarian: Agreed. How many people really need high school these days—or middle school? Since McMegan seems destined to become economic pundit of choice, we should probably make sure most of the population doesn’t take elementary school either, since they would learn basic arithmetic.

  10. 10.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    If this is true most Republicans need to go back to Kindergarten.

  11. 11.

    BGinCHI

    February 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    OK, I’ll say it:

    Are there no workhouses?!

  12. 12.

    srv

    February 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Hey, they’ve only had that ‘right’ since 2009.

    Where’s that epic Swiftian libertarian snark where the guy argues why his 6 year old should have a job already?

  13. 13.

    MikeJ

    February 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Why pick on kindergarten? Why not pick some other grade at random? No 4th grade! K-3, 5-12. That’s what god wants.

  14. 14.

    eric

    February 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    @BGinCHI: haz we been misreading a Christmas Carol all these years. hevans!

  15. 15.

    RedKitten

    February 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Yes, because the answer to America’s ills is LESS education.

    /headdesk.

  16. 16.

    Basilisc

    February 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    As I said in the other thread, this is all part of the geezer-ification of the Republican party. They don’t have kids in the schools, so they don’t give a f— about schools. For anyone.

  17. 17.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Hell, who needs K-3 when you can have KY Jelly? Worked fine for George Washington, didn’t it?

  18. 18.

    Violet

    February 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Anyone want to place bets on when debtors prisons become a Serious talking point?

  19. 19.

    Violet

    February 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    @Basilisc:
    But don’t any of these geezers have grandchildren?

  20. 20.

    Citizen_X

    February 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    If we’re going to dismantle society, can we just skip ahead to the part where we’re reduced to being mohawk-sporting savages, riding around on motorcycles and killing each other with crossbows as we fight over the last of the oil? Because that would at least be exciting.

  21. 21.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    @Violet:

    Stage one will be further “reform” of bankruptcy laws. Arguably, the student loan non-bankruptcy law was the first stage in that particular scheme.

  22. 22.

    JPL

    February 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    @BGinCHI: Some think that child labor laws are unconstitutional.
    Many five year old children could become guinea pigs to test a range of medicines and food products coming on the market. That way they could save their money for a good private education.. Who needs these public schools anyway.

  23. 23.

    Citizen_X

    February 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    @Violet: I’ll take Wednesday.

  24. 24.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    @Violet:

    I’ll bet you that a surprisingly large number of older white Republicans fear quite deeply the idea of their kids and grandkids knowing more than they should and disrespecting their betters.

  25. 25.

    JGabriel

    February 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Future Republican Quote:

    “We’re not ending 1st through 12th grade education. We’re just saying we think the private sector can do a better job of providing it, and that people who don’t have kids, or can afford to pay for their schooling, shouldn’t have to support the slacker parasites who want free school.”

    Future “Truth-Buster” Web Site:

    Are the Republicans ending public education?
    __
    Democrats charge that the Republican’s “Bill To Preserve And Protect Education” will destroy the public education system. While it’s true that some people, perhaps many, won’t be able to afford elementary education, the public will still be able to send their children to school as long as they are willing to put in the effort.
    __
    Since some well-off members of the public will still be able to educate their children, we rate this charge: false.

    .

  26. 26.

    Poopyman

    February 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    @RedKitten: Uneducated masses are less likely to get uppity, like them Wisconsinites.

    Hey, it’s worth taking a shot, in their minds.

  27. 27.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    February 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Could somebody please Tivo this reality TV show “Craziest State” for me? I want to skip to the end to find out who wins but I’m not sure I have the stomach for watching every episode.

  28. 28.

    MikeJ

    February 21, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: And people laughed when Washington chose to have the horse fuckers. I’ll bet New Hampshire isn’t laughing now.

    (Nor are the helicopters.)

  29. 29.

    JGabriel

    February 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    morzer:

    I’ll bet you that a surprisingly large number of older white Republicans fear quite deeply the idea of their kids and grandkids knowing more than they should and disrespecting their betters.

    They should fear a shortage of doctors more.

    .

  30. 30.

    Martin

    February 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    They aren’t stopping there. Utah has proposed eliminating 12th grade.

  31. 31.

    PurpleGirl

    February 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    @Violet: Their grandkids are in different school systems (different state) or private schools.

  32. 32.

    Cris

    February 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    the bill isn’t about eliminating kindergarten but about giving local voters the control over whether to offer programs.

    A perfect distillation of libertarian anti-engineering.

    We’re not eliminating public transit, we’re giving local voters the control over whether to operate their own bus.

    We’re not eliminating environmental regulations, we’re giving mining companies control over whether to stop dumping arsenic in the water.

  33. 33.

    rapier

    February 21, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Free universal public education is a goner and that has always been the goal. The large city systems will be the first to go. I suppose suburban systems may persist. They would have been gone long ago in the South except for the football teams.

  34. 34.

    jwb

    February 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    @Martin: I won’t be surprised if, before the year is out, some state legislature entertains a serious proposal to get the state out of public education.

  35. 35.

    BGinCHI

    February 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Moved to next thread.

  36. 36.

    Superluminar

    February 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    It is not surprising that you leftists would complain about this as your unions are heavily invested in profiting off the taxpayer, irregardless of whether the private sector can provide a better service. I know you probably don’t want to hear this, but results show that independent kindergartens do better than public ones, so your stance here is nothing more than protectionism dressed up as virtue, a position I’m sure you’re all familiar with.

  37. 37.

    Steve

    February 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Chris Christie derided pre-K as “babysitting.” I guess this means he’s a moderate Republican.

  38. 38.

    jwb

    February 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    @BGinCHI: And what happens when it all comes crashing down at once? A good chunk of the right wing capitalists will not escape the collapse either.

  39. 39.

    Chyron HR

    February 21, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    @Superluminar:

    You forgot to randomly assert that public schools violate the constitution.

  40. 40.

    Martin

    February 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    @jwb: Utah is pretty close now. There’s a pretty ugly spiral about to begin. If public education cuts really starts to show through in results (it isn’t yet, but it may in a few years) then it’s going to impact the ability of higher education to operate, which are under comparable assault. That money being slashed out of public universities first and foremost takes out any remedial instruction they may provide. Public universities are going to be forced to consider those remedial students to be non-competitive, and those students will be forced to turn to private education. Ultimately, the higher-end public institutions are going to be forced to turn away from broad population support and support for undergraduate education, and increasingly focus on graduate education. And who is going to have to fill that gap? Private and for-profit universities, and most privates are pretty small.

    Anyone know what the largest private non-profit university in the US is?

  41. 41.

    negative 1

    February 21, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: New Hampshire wins. Texas may get more attention, but it’s much bigger and has more resources. New Hampshire gets this done with basically no taxes and very few people. Hell, they’re trying to start a state militia in case someone attacks them. Massachusetts? Vermont? Who knows. But they’ll have a state militia.

  42. 42.

    Mike in NC

    February 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    @Basilisc:

    As I said in the other thread, this is all part of the geezer-ification of the Republican party. They don’t have kids in the schools, so they don’t give a f—- about schools. For anyone.

    Nailed it. We see and hear this every day in our selfish little community:

    Public schools — are you kidding? We see our grandkids at Christmas and on their birthdays, and that’s plenty!

    Highways and bridges — don’t need ’em because WalMart is just a mile away and we can get there on a golf cart.

    Parks and beaches — don’t use ’em because we can sit in our air-conditioned condo and watch TV all day.

    Public transportation — our 1999 Cadillac runs just fine if we need it. Riffraff and criminals use buses and trains.

    Public libraries — we subscribe to NewsMax and get all the information we need from those nice young men Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.

  43. 43.

    Napoleon

    February 21, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    @jwb:

    I thought Scott in Fla is basically proposing that.

  44. 44.

    evinfuilt

    February 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    @Citizen_X:
    You must not get cable, because thats what Discovery channel seems to be now a days.

  45. 45.

    Aredubya

    February 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    As a resident of the fine state of New Hampshire (in all sincerity, I really like it here), it’s par for the course amongst the GOPers that are back in charge. In the moderate sized suburb I reside in, their biggest concerns seem to be for cutting property tax rate (along with corporate tax, the only real taxes collected in the state), despite property value dropping, decreasing tax receipts on already stretched-thin local budgets. Rather than raise taxes, they level funded the budget, which amounts to a year-over-year cut. Was that enough though? Nope, they want more. To try to limit the sway of a vocal minority over school budget priorities, we enacted a quorum of 500 voters required to show up to vote at a yearly meeting (called the Deliberative Session) for specific school budget line items. We have 20,000+ residents, so it doesn’t seem that onerous. Less than 500 turn out each time, so the school administration gets to do what they want to with the money allocated to them. Y’know, like how administrators normally do things.

    However, for the scant few that want to cut the budget more, they’ve gone out of their way to sue the school and town over the quorum, using every sob story in the book:

    “Quorums are unconstitutional” (they are constitutional, actually)

    “The voters don’t get their say” (we’ve voted in favor of keeping the same quorum 3 times in the last decade)

    “Our struggle is just like women’s suffrage or the 14th Amendment” (really, no shit, they’ve said this)

    What they want is another 2-3% off the school budget that’s already been cut so they can say save another buck or two per mille. That 2-3% means cutting all non-high school sports and after-school activities. As others have said, the GOPers could give a shit because their kids are either long out of school, or privately/parochially/home schooled to keep them away from the liberal tendencies that public schooling would force on their wunderkinds. I’ve lived here for 9 years now, and am immensely proud that my tax dollars pay for good public schools, and I top it off with contributions to the local college scholarship drive every year. My first son’s barely a year old, so it’ll be 14 years’ worth of my tax dollars paid into the system before I begin to see any benefit of it. And you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Good schools benefits the community at large, leading to brighter, better kids who’ll count change correctly at their after-school job, show up and give a crap. They’ll graduate and flourish here or elsewhere. And screw the GOPers who’d try to crush that dream for a few bucks a year.

  46. 46.

    Suffern ACE

    February 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Kindergarten has always been a foreign implant on American soil, started by the Germans and all and brought here in 1848 by failed revolutionaries. I believe the first one was in Wisconsin.

  47. 47.

    Corner Stone

    February 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    @morzer:

    Is it too late to offer bids for the contracting work on the Great Wall of Massachusetts? I feel that we really do have to secure our borders from the unkindergartened hordes

    Yes, it is already too late. The kangol hordes are marching.

  48. 48.

    JPL

    February 21, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Stuckinred mentioned that Detroit has to close half of its’ schools and that means sixty students in each high school class. Good times. Cut those teachers pay, those uppity elites.

  49. 49.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    @MikeJ: My mom grew up in Missouri during the depression. The Independence school district decided to skip sending kids to 8th grade, 7th graders when straight to 9th grade, to save money. I am still trying to wrap my head around how this saved money.

  50. 50.

    Mike in NC

    February 21, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    @Superluminar:

    It is not surprising that you leftists would complain about this as your unions are heavily invested in profiting off the taxpayer, irregardless of whether the private sector can provide a better service.

    Um, there’s no such word as ‘irregardless’ but apparently they never taught you that much in school.

  51. 51.

    Uloborus

    February 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @Basilisc:
    That’s a good point, but it’s a pitch to the Cultural Conservatives. The idea is… well, clannishness. Absolute local control of their local world so that they can enforce their own standards.

  52. 52.

    Uloborus

    February 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    @Superluminar:
    Ah, well, here is the problem:

    That’s great for the people who can afford to pay for it.

    Your assertion that poor people do not deserve the same opportunities for education will be taken in mind.

  53. 53.

    Suffern ACE

    February 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland: At the time, only 8th grade education may have been mandatory. For my Grandfather, it was onthly mandatory through grade 6. It saved money by allowing students to drop out of school is my guess.

  54. 54.

    JPL

    February 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @Superluminar: Kindergarten is only valuable if you can afford it?
    I live in a town where they have excellent private schools, in fact Pres. Bush was afforded an elite education. For most people this is not attainable. Can you link to the study that shows private kindergartens are better? It need to be a state comparison though.

  55. 55.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    @Suffern ACE: Mom would be 90 if she were alive. Is that about the same as your grandfather? Her parents made sure all four kids graduated from HS; they had had only grade school educations.

  56. 56.

    WyldPirate

    February 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    @Martin:

    Anyone know what the largest private non-profit university in the US is?

    The Univ. of Southern California?

  57. 57.

    dennis

    February 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Who needs an outside enemy to come in, conquer us, and turn us into a 3rd world country, when a sizable chunk of the population seems to be willingly doing it to ourselves?

  58. 58.

    Martin

    February 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    @WyldPirate: Liberty University. USC is #3.

  59. 59.

    Zifnab

    February 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    I see we’ve decided to add “Fuck the Young” to “Fuck the Poor” as our libertarian slogs of choice.

  60. 60.

    piratedan

    February 21, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    @Superluminar: lovely concept, am guessing that the teachers are paid more, have fewer pupils and as such have access to more materials and can spend more time with each student. Scary how that translates to a better eductaion. Never give a sucker an even break right?

  61. 61.

    geemoney

    February 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    @Superluminar: “irregardless” isn’t a word. See also: refudiate.

  62. 62.

    piratedan

    February 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    @Martin: that’s because the profit came first, to get the tax write off Falwell had to do “something”.

  63. 63.

    geemoney

    February 21, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    @Mike in NC: You win.

  64. 64.

    Punchy

    February 21, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    7th graders when straight to 9th grade, to save money. I am still trying to wrap my head around how this saved money.

    Nobody graduates junior high. Ergo, no expenses for diploma paper, chair and ribbon set-up, microphone rental, or Hawaiian Punch.

  65. 65.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Given all that we have learned about child development over the past several decades, and our falling rank in education on the world stage, we should be ADDING preschool to the mandatory education list, not eliminating kindergarten.

    Here in Hawaii, we have kids who go through kindergarten twice b/c they don’t pass the first time. I can’t imagine how bad it would be for them in the first grade if KG was eliminated.

  66. 66.

    Yutsano

    February 21, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    @Superluminar:

    I know you probably don’t want to hear this, but results show that independent kindergartens do better than public ones

    Link or GTFO. And no Heritage nor CATO count.

  67. 67.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    @Punchy: Haha, no. They didn’t have graduation ceremonies for jr high back then.

  68. 68.

    Dork

    February 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    @Mike in NC: Uh, yeah there is

    And from the link, so apropos:

    Usage Discussion of IRREGARDLESS
    Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech,

    Take that, Grammar Nazi

  69. 69.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    @Dork:

    There is also such a word as arse-mustard, but one doesn’t use it in polite company.

    Decorum, please.

  70. 70.

    Suffern ACE

    February 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    @opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland: My Grandfather would have been 102. Truth be told, when you look at the proposed “Child Labor Law” repeal in your state, it is really going to go hand in hand with the kind of reform that will go back to 8 years of education for working class kids. No one is actually talking about having 5 year old factory workers. But 14 year olds in the workforce is a possibility that we have not dealt with in 50 or 60 years. Unless something changes politically, I can see a lot of states opting for the 8 or 6 and done model and it will be sold as a way to ease the burden on parents who will need their teenaged children of the poor to help fund their own healthcare costs, and for that matter, the healthcare costs of poor old grandma who no longer recieves medicaid when her assets are gone but she can no longer take care of herself.

    It will be sold as welfare and good for families. And it will be eaten up by the elite as being a serious proposition for hard thinking people.

  71. 71.

    Poopyman

    February 21, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    @Zifnab: Makes sense. The young and the poor are powerless.

    So fuck ’em.

  72. 72.

    RSA

    February 21, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    @Martin:

    Anyone know what the largest private non-profit university in the US is?

    You may be surprised. There are more links to entire systems; this one is to campuses, sort of.

  73. 73.

    fasteddie9318

    February 21, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    At this point, is there any reason not to start actively looking for employment opportunities abroad?

  74. 74.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Not funding education is so short sighted. When old people need a doctor, a nurse, a cook, a mechanic, an architect, a lawyer, etc. etc., don’t they know that the children of today will become that worker in 10 years? Don’t you want the best people doing that job for/on you? Just because you don’t have kids and I do, doesn’t mean that my kids won’t be taking care of you in some capacity when you get older, even if it’s just having a more productive job that adds more money to the tax base.

  75. 75.

    Sebastian Dangerfield

    February 21, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    @RSA: Holy creeping fuck! Liberty University has higher enrollment than NYU. We’re fucking doomed.

    That decides it. I’m moving somewhere civilized. The Caucuses look pretty.

  76. 76.

    Yutsano

    February 21, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    @Sebastian Dangerfield: I’m thinking Australia myself. Hoping the IRS decides to go for a compliance division in Canberra. If not Berlin will do.

  77. 77.

    Karen

    February 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Who needs kindergarten? Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?

  78. 78.

    Cat Lady

    February 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    @Arclite:

    This. Also property values. The better the school system, the more desirable the town, and the more valuable the real estate. The best investment you can make for yourself is in your local school system.

  79. 79.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    @Sebastian Dangerfield:

    The Iowa Caucuses?

  80. 80.

    JGabriel

    February 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    Arclite:

    When old people need a doctor, a nurse, a cook, a mechanic, an architect, a lawyer, etc. etc., don’t they know that the children of today will become that worker in 10 years?

    They assume they’ve already got the doctors, etc., they need for the rest of their lives, and that good professionals for the next generation is: the next generation’s problem.

    .

  81. 81.

    JGabriel

    February 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    @Zifnab:

    I see we’ve decided to add “Fuck the Young” to “Fuck the Poor” as our libertarian slogs of choice.

    It’s pretty much an orgy at this point, of rich people inflicting rape and pillage on the rest of us.

    .

  82. 82.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    @Suffern ACE: I have never lived in Missouri. She got the heck out and moved to California after WII. I grew up there and just moved to Washington, near Seattle.

    I’ve spent a lot of vacation time there because of family, but I couldn’t live in Misery, as we call it.

    I’ve met some of the fine specimens of their educational system who came out of that time period and they were all cheated.

  83. 83.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    @RSA: Liberty didn’t even make the top ten in 2009 but in 2010 it’s at the top of the list.

  84. 84.

    Sebastian Dangerfield

    February 21, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    @morzer: Can’t spell well enough to distinguish strange tribal anointment rituals from mountain ranges. I blame public education.

  85. 85.

    Cacti

    February 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Jesus never went to kindergarten.

  86. 86.

    Sebastian Dangerfield

    February 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Balkans also a good choice. Gorgeous countryside, stellar beaches, the architecture of Italy without the tourists. Not due for a brutal series of wars for another 25-30 years. And no extradition treaties with the U.S. Citizen_X: I have a shit-hot motorcycle to sell if you want to ready yourself for the mohawk-and-crossbows portion of the century’s entertainment.

  87. 87.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    @Sebastian Dangerfield:

    Well, if the GOP had only saved you from the soc.ialist hell of kindergarten, just think how great your edumacation might have been….

  88. 88.

    Ash Can

    February 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    @Basilisc:

    They don’t have kids in the schools, so they don’t give a f—- about schools.

    @Steve:

    Chris Christie derided pre-K as “babysitting.”

    Republicans can be counted on to wage war on public education for a variety of reasons. Basilisc nails the selfishness component. Chris Christie hits a two-fer — he ignores the established fact that children who attend pre-school programs do better in later grades, and he shows his contempt for education of the masses as well.

    But there’s an additional, and very large, problem with this way of thinking — eliminating pre-school programs sticks it to working parents too, especially working mothers, since the lion’s share of child care usually defaults to them. If our local public grade school eliminated its pre-K and kindergarten programs, I can guarantee that a large number of moms who work outside the home would go looking for whomever was responsible, and those bodies would never be found. And this is in a reasonably affluent neighborhood — people in poorer neighborhoods would be far worse off in the face of something like this.

    It all ties in — the war on minorities, the war on the poor, the war on women, the war on the middle class. Attacking public education is a chillingly efficient way to advance the right’s cause.

  89. 89.

    opie jeanne, formerly known as Jeanne Ringland

    February 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    @Ash Can: Cuz staying at home to mind yer kids is God’s Law.

  90. 90.

    nhdemocrat

    February 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    @morzer: As someone from New Hampshire, we would be better off with a wall as well. The most Republican friend areas of the state are almost entirely along the South/Southeast Mass border. It’s Massachusetts immigrants (along with the batshit crazy Free Staters) that are pushing the state further right. The areas with the fewest Mass immigration are easily the most liberal parts of the state. The clincher, as someone who was born and raised there, was hearing them confidently proclaim that they (with their 2 years of residency) were protecting the “New Hampshire way.”

  91. 91.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    @nhdemocrat:

    Seems like we need a very carefully constructed wall then. You bring your map and I’ll bring mine. 50/50 on the building contracts?

  92. 92.

    Corner Stone

    February 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    @Sebastian Dangerfield:

    Balkans also a good choice. Gorgeous countryside, stellar beaches, the architecture of Italy without the tourists.

    Tell me more.

  93. 93.

    Corner Stone

    February 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    I am totally pissed no one went for my “kangol hordes” bit.

  94. 94.

    nhdemocrat

    February 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Done and done. Of course it would have to be a privately funded project as God knows we don’t have money for public works in NH. We haven’t adjusted our gas tax since some time in the early 1980s.

  95. 95.

    morzer

    February 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I am afraid I missed the reference. But if you’d like to unpack it, I would enjoy learning more…

    Also too, we might be able to give you some work on the Great Wall of Selected Bits of Massachusetts and New Hampshire.

  96. 96.

    Stefan

    February 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Balkans also a good choice. Gorgeous countryside, stellar beaches, the architecture of Italy without the tourists.

    The womens. Tell me about the womens.

  97. 97.

    Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    @Sebastian Dangerfield: I am overcome with lust for Spain, in whose language I can occasionally form an intelligible sentence. Art, History, Art, Architecture, Art, gorgeous and varied countryside, Architecture, and oh, yes, Art. Did I mention Architecture? And Barcelona, Disneyland For Grown-Ups (I mean that in a positive way). Seriously photogenic country.

    Although with the European economic bust (caused entirely by the Fed), la chica más bella is losing some of her attraction.

    ETA: And Mediterranean beaches. Did I mention Art and Architecture?

  98. 98.

    Reader of the Most Depressing Blog Evah, Formerly known as Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    Getting serious for a moment, I am appalled and mystified by the lack of any sense of commonality, common interest, or common good. A free public school system is supposed to create an educated populace, which is GOOD FOR EVERYBODY. Why this is no longer recognized is a mystery to me. Although, thinking conspiratorially, maybe not so mysterious.

  99. 99.

    Sly

    February 21, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    @Superluminar:
    Private programs that select for low-cost students have better outcomes than public programs that are required by law to accept anyone regardless of cost?

    No fucking shit.

    Next you’ll be telling us that hospitals that are permitted to kick out cancer patients will have better outcomes than hospitals that are required by law to treat everyone.

  100. 100.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    @Chad N Freude: Dude, my bro married a Spainiard and now lives in Mallorca. Jelly?

  101. 101.

    Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    @Arclite: Your bro is seriously lucky. What is the meaning of

    Jelly?

  102. 102.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    @Chad N Freude: The answer to “You jelly?” can be found at Troll Science.

  103. 103.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    @Chad N Freude: Moar Troll Science:

    trollscience.com/troll/view/2930

  104. 104.

    James Gary

    February 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    That decides it. I’m moving somewhere civilized. The Caucuses look pretty.

    I bet you’re just saying that because you’re Caucasian.

  105. 105.

    Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    @Arclite: Found this at the Urban Dictionary:

    A patronising way of saying ‘are you jealous?’

    Now I’m more educated.

    The answer to the original question is “Si, estoy muy jelly.”

  106. 106.

    Jonny Scrum-half

    February 21, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    New Jersey doesn’t require districts to offer kindergarten. Neither does New York, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and several other states.

  107. 107.

    Arclite

    February 21, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    @Chad N Freude: =D

  108. 108.

    Bill Arnold

    February 21, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    @Mike in NC:
    Perhaps somebody is practicing their trolling. Maybe DougJ. Pitch-perfect conservatardish “facts” derived from libertarian axioms, somewhat off-topic, and “irregardless” thrown in to adorn it with broken pretentiousness.

  109. 109.

    Sebastian Dangerfield

    February 21, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    @Stefan: It is a veritable Hotchickistan.

  110. 110.

    Angry Black Lady

    February 21, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: Brilliant.

  111. 111.

    Angry Black Lady

    February 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    @Yutsano: I thought that comment was parody.

  112. 112.

    Reader of the Most Depressing Blog Evah, Formerly known as Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Even Jonathan Swift is spinning in his grave.

    I think you’ve got “educating” confused with “eating”, but they do look similar.

  113. 113.

    Exurban Mom

    February 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I know it’s late in the thread which has already been superceded by many others, but can’t resist chiming in:

    Our school district is looking at eliminating senior year of high school. Many of our students begin to get HS credit in 8th grade, and are able to complete the required credits for our state’s rules by the time they finish junior year. Quicker we get them out of our building, the less it costs us.

    Budget realities mean we are cutting offerings to the bone, so not a lot of electives to take anyway. I have a friend going into her senior year who wants to compete in sports, and is having trouble finding 5 classes to take to maintain her eligibility.

    And the tea baggers in our community would be thrilled about this, because it’s a cutting edge way to save money and they don’t want to open their pocketbooks.

    The last levy put before our voters would have increased their taxes about $360 a year on a $200,000 home. It went down 60/40. Another dollar a day to make sure your kids can have an actual senior year? Too much.

    Kindergarten elimination will make the jobs of first grade teachers exponentially harder, and that’s already the hardest job in an elementary school. If kids aren’t reading proficiently by the end of 2nd grade, that kid is in real trouble. We need that K year to get a jump start on reading especially.

    I’m starting to believe it’s all a huge Neocon plot to dumb down the populace as much as possible.

  114. 114.

    Yutsano

    February 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    @Angry Black Lady: Idiot’s been shitting teabagger bullshit all over the place today. It’s possible, but please forgive my skepticism.

  115. 115.

    Reader of the Most Depressing Blog Evah, Formerly Known as Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Seeing if a typo in my new nom d’ecran puts me in moderation.

  116. 116.

    Reader of the Most Depressing Blog Evah, Formerly Known as Chad N Freude

    February 21, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    @Reader of the Most Depressing Blog Evah, Formerly Known as Chad N Freude: Seems to have worked.

  117. 117.

    debbie

    February 22, 2011 at 8:54 am

    How is it the people who scream American exceptionalism are the same people who go all slash and burn on education? The only thing this achieves is a nation of exceptionally stupid people.

  118. 118.

    Peter A

    February 22, 2011 at 10:44 am

    New Hampshire went more most of the 20th century without public kindergarten and did just fine. Maybe ‘early education’, and school in general, is not all it’s cracked up to be.

    @ 90 – that’s crazy talk. The immigrants have brought the state to the left for the most part. In the 1970s my area of NH (the Lakes Region) was far more anti-tax and anti-government than it is now. When you went to town meeting in the 60s or 70s you’d hear the same Bircher nonsense you hear on Fox News now.

  119. 119.

    Peter A

    February 22, 2011 at 10:49 am

    I’ll just add something – when I was a kid in the 70s I remember very clearly that many NH parents were against funding better schools because they didn’t want their kids to get fancy ideas and move out of state. And from that narrow (selfish perspective) those parents were completely right. Most of my friends, and myself, did leave New Hampshire to find more exciting work elsewhere. People vote conservative when they are scared.

  120. 120.

    YellowJournalism

    February 22, 2011 at 10:49 am

    @Exurban Mom: I was skimming this thread hoping that someone would bring up the fact that new proficiency standards have changed the functions of kindergarten and created a “need” for pre-k for some children. The requirements for a child in kindergarten are far more academically rigorous than the playtime/naptime/show and tell days of our youth at the expense of important social and gross motor development. When Christie calls pre-k babysitting, it shows he has no idea what goes on the pre-k and kindergarten classrooms. (Although his other opinions on education and teachers show that he has no idea what goes on in the upper grades, either!)

    Peter A: Most of the 20th century did not have the academic requirements of modern early education. ETA: That’s not necessarily a bad thing, though.

  121. 121.

    Diane

    February 23, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I was a School Nurse in a very poor district in Vermont, before they required Kindergarten.
    I was appalled at how unprepared these kids were for school. Some had never seen a scissor or knew what a crayon was for.
    These kids were supposed to start to learn to read. Some of them had never held a book.

    If you are concerned about America and want her to be the best country in the world, why would you want to destroy the best vehicle to achieve that, the education system?

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