I’ve had a nap, a bath, eight martinis, four lines of blow, two joints and my arse fondled by Marcus Bachmann, and my post from five hours ago is STILL at the top of the page.
Does no one else care that there is important political analysis to be written?
jl
Sarah, step away from the blog NOW! Some sinister (or benevolent, depending on one’s opinion) force must be disappearing the BJ front pagers.
But thanks for remembering the blog. Your afternoon adventures sound more interesting than political commentary.
So, tell us about it (Rick didn’t stop by?)
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
I’m boycotting anything that doesn’t involve likker, unless it’s pictures of cats. The sun isn’t over the yardarm yet here but I can’t wait much longer.
ETA: Sun @ yardarm now. Shabbat shalom, all.
Litlebritdifrnt
I am just going to repost my post from below, cause there are serious caterpillar issues to be discussed.
So this week my Black Swallowtail caterpillars have gone through all the fennel and dill and I had to do an emergency run to the garden center to pick up 10 pots of parsley. Me being me I picked two parsley plants that had caterpillars on them so I added to my ever growing family. The boys went through the pots in short order so today I picked up two bunches of parsley at Food Lion and noticed that they had some herbs in pots. As I was inspecting the pots of dill for the healthiest looking plant I noticed a little guy on the dill, there was actually a black swallowtail caterpillar on a dill plant wrapped in plastic in a grocery store. You have to be amazed at the sheer resilience of Mother Natures critters sometimes. (And yes I brough him home and added him to my family). I must say that I have had an absolutely fantastic showing of caterpillars this year. Can’t wait to see all the butterflies.
Dee Loralei
Hahah thanks for that Sarah! I was thinking the same thing the last 4 times I logged on. Whither everyone?????
John O
Not just important, downright trenchant.
Dennis SGMM
If anyone knows Cole personally they should call on him. He may be laying on a wet bathroom floor with a mop shoved all the way…
JPL
Political analysis between dogs and dogs. I’m taking care of my son’s five lb. mutt and Miss Moxie who is all of seventeen pounds is acting the momma. After a hard day of working outside they were rewarded with a cookie. Miss Moxie normally goes first but was feeling out of sorts so the five pound mutt Miss Nona took a treat and put it in Miss Moxie’s mouth and then came back for hers.
Congress could learn something from this but not the mouth thing.
Litlebritdifrnt
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:
It is if you use the Australian All Purpose Moveable Yardarm (TM)
keestadoll
Kinda sick of our in house political bullshit for now. I mean, Democrats will vote for Obama because who else are they going to vote for, and the GOP clown car of candidates is STILL a clown car. I guess I’d like to see what people have to say about other goings-on in the world. Should I call this an open thread?
Warren Terra
I won’t bother to read the open threads looking for a mention, but Dave Noon has a touching post up memorializing his departed cat Henry, minor internet celebrity and mascot of Lawyers, Guns & Money.
Just Some Fuckhead
@Dennis SGMM:
None of my business how he chooses to entertain himself.
Arclite
Wow, that’s a totally coherent post with no misspellings or typos. I guess the 4 lines of blow totally counteracted the 8 martinis. Or maybe it was the nap…
The Republic of Stupidity
Oh screw the ‘important political analysis’ waiting to be written…
It’s Friday… and inquiring minds want to know…
Are you SURE it was Marcus doing the fondling?
I mean… after eight martinis, four lines of blow and two joints… things tend to get a bit… blurry…
Cranky Observer
> and my arse fondled by Marcus Bachmann
That seems unlikely, assuming you actually are a woman per your nym.
Cranky
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Dennis SGMM:
Fix’t.
Violet
@Litlebritdifrnt:
My Gulf fritillary caterpillars are chowing through my passion vine. The thing is practically denuded. And there are tons of Gulf fritillary butterflies around. They’re beautiful.
Narcissus
You had me going until you mentioned Marcus Bachmann. Now I don’t know what to believe. There probably isn’t any blow, is there? Is there?
MikeJ
No bday greetz for Big Dog today?
Leaving in a bit to take mom to dinner for her bday.
jnfr
@Litlebritdifrnt:
You are my butterfly hero.
eemom
@Litlebritdifrnt:
hey, are you a/k/a “litbrit”?
eemom
aaaaand you have lived to be 93.
Dear Mrs. Sarah, you DO realize you are not doing much for the well-intentioned “just say no” and “your brain on drugs” folks….?
Comrade Mary
O Sarah, pharmaceutical goddess, I’ve been blowing up orcs and gargoyles for 2 hours straight and my right shoulder is whimpering. What should I take?
different church-lady
Dog days of August, dearie… dog days of August.
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
Extra-fix’t
chopper
i’ve been too overjoyed at the news that the west memphis 3 have been freed.
on the other hand, i realized that if that had happened in rick perry’s texas, we’d be speaking of those three dudes in the past tense. that made me sad as shit.
Mike G
Space Invaders!
Song was a big hit in Australia around 1980.
Thoughtful Black Co-Citizen
Now with extra fxllation!
Seriously, we should commemorate the Bathroom of Doom and Shoulder Busting incidents every year.
Alwhite
I call bullshit! There is no way Marcus Bachmann would ever voluntarily fondle any woman’s arse! While I have not personally seen it m’am my image of you does not include an arse that would be of any interest to that corndog slurping horndog.
John Weiss
Sarah, I’d happily fondle your ass (or other parts) as I’m a good Christian fellow, you know, always willing to help. Except my wife wouldn’t like it much. And, I’m crazy about her.
Jebediah
@JPL:
That has to be one of the coolest, sweetest things I have read/heard all week. Dogs is great.