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Oh, BTW- Mission Accomplished

by John Cole|  December 14, 20118:19 pm| 166 Comments

This post is in: War

An e-mailer ripped into me for not highlighting this:

President Obama observed the end of the war in Iraq on Wednesday before an audience of those who fought in it, telling a crowd of returning war veterans that the nearly nine years of conflict in Iraq, a war now indelibly imprinted on the national psyche, had come to a close.

“As your commander in chief, and on behalf of a grateful nation, I’m proud to finally say these two words,” Mr. Obama told a crowded hangar at this famed North Carolina army base that is home to the 82nd Airborne Division: “Welcome home.”

Calling it a “historic moment,” Mr. Obama, who has over the years of his presidency had his ups and down with his own military leaders, if not the enlisted men and women, infused his remarks with far more accolades for the military than the usual few that he dispenses to local politicians at the beginning of most of his standard speeches.

This time, he thanked the “legendary” 82nd Airborne Division. He thanked senior enlisted leaders. And the Sky Dragons of the 18th Airborne Corps. And the Special Operations Forces. And military families. In fact, the president wrapped himself in all of the storied patriotism and history of the country’s armed forces, congratulating the assembled troops for the job they did in Iraq — a war which he himself never approved.

It was a tough balance to strike. Mr. Obama had to speak of legendary battles in places like Falluja without referencing the weapons of mass destruction that were never found; he noted the sectarian violence without bringing up the years of fear that gripped the United States and the rest of the world back in 2004, 2005 and 2006, when it looked as if the American invasion of Iraq would engulf an already volatile region.

“We remember the early days — the American units that streaked across the sands and skies of Iraq,” Mr. Obama said. “In battles from Nasiriya to Karbala to Baghdad, American troops broke the back of a brutal dictator in less than a month.”

And yet, Mr. Obama said, “we know too well the heavy costs” of the Iraq War: “Nearly 4,500 Americans have made the ultimate sacrifice, including 202 fallen heroes from here at Fort Bragg. 202.”

The speech was the latest in a series of public appearances orchestrated by the White House to signal the end of the conflict and to drive home the point that Mr. Obama fulfilled one of his 2008 presidential campaign promises. At times somber, at times ebullient — there were plenty of “Hooahs” during his speech — the president tried to project an understanding of what the people, who have seen their family members go off to fight a war that most Americans came to oppose, have been through.

I hesitate to say this is the end, but it sure looks like we are close to it, with very few troops left in theatre.

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Open Thread: Crystal Bridges to Nowhere

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 20118:12 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Excellent Links, KULCHA!

As further evidence that we are living in the Second Gilded Age, Jeffrey Goldberg, on Bloomberg View, has an eloquent little class-war assault on the “Moral Blight” of the “Wal-Mart Heiress’s Art Museum“:

… Alice Walton, who is worth about $21 billion, has achieved her dream of building a top-tier museum that unabashedly celebrates American art in the American heartland. Crystal Bridges, in many ways, is an aesthetic success.
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It’s also a moral tragedy, very much like the corporation that provided Walton with the money to build a billion-dollar art museum during a terrifying recession. The museum is a compelling symbol of the chasm between the richest Americans and everyone else. In 2007, according to the labor economist Sylvia Allegretto, the six Walton family members on the Forbes 400 had a net worth equal to the bottom 30 percent of all Americans. The Waltons are now collectively worth about $93 billion, according to Forbes.
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The museum, which opened last month, sits in a wooded ravine a few miles from Wal-Mart headquarters. Two main buildings, referred to locally as the armadillos, for their rounded and ribbed roofs, are linked to a series of galleries that ring what will eventually be a spring-fed pond. Crystal Bridges was designed by Moshe Safdie, who is a fine architect, and his museum in some ways resembles a handsome Scandinavian airline terminal. It is certainly the handsomest building ever built with Wal-Mart money. I suspect it is also the only building associated with Wal-Mart that is devoted solely to American-made goods…

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Time for the Annual Collapse

by John Cole|  December 14, 20117:15 pm| 284 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Cowardice, Democratic Stupidity

It appears Obama will not veto the Defense bill with the hideous detention policies, and I just heard that the Democrats have dropped the millionaire surtax for the payroll tax cuts.

I never knew the amount of depression and self-loathing that was involved in becoming a Democrat. I honestly think I hate Democrats more now that I am one than I did when I was a Republican.

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Vermont Fraternity Suspended for “Who Would You Rape?” Questionnaires

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  December 14, 20116:46 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Vagina Outrage

<blank stare>

I’d like to say I’m surprised that this sort of crap goes on at American fraternities, but we’re living in the Golden Age of Women Hate. At least it feels like that, doesn’t it? The age where:

  • allegations of sexual assault result in higher donations for would-be presidential candidates;
  • “respected” writers blame victims of assault instead of perpetrators (see this post, also);
  • stories about raping minors for profit barely register on the media’s radar;
  • high school cheerleaders are thrown off the squad for refusing to cheer on their rapists;
  • elected officials liken pregnancy by rape to getting a flat tire;
  • elected officials opine that women will lie about rape in order to obtain free abortions;
  • Republicans try to redefine rape in order to deny women abortion rights;
  • and on and on (honestly, I searched the word “rape” on my blog intending to create a comprehensive list, but I got so depressed that I decided to pour myself some Jameson’s.)

Sigh.

So yes, this bit of news is so incredibly horrifying, but sadly, unsurprising:

The University of Vermont chapter of fraternity Sigma Phi Epsilon is being suspended for passing out a survey to its members that asked questions including, “If I could rape someone, who would it be?” The university may take further disciplinary action, and women on campus are circulating a petition to have the chapter shutdown entirely that has already received over 1,000 signatures. The incident is the latest in a long series of rape-promoting stunts by fraternity members at American universities.

I think I’ll go finish that drink now.

[via Think Progress]

[cross-posted at Angry Black Lady Chronicles]

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Everything seems to be up in the air at this point

by DougJ|  December 14, 20116:20 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m not so much one for political one-liners, but this is good…Christine O’Donnell on the Mittster:

That’s one of the things that I like about him — because he’s been consistent since he changed his mind.

Please please please let me get what I want, a Gingrich victory in Iowa.

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Dead Civilians are the Cost of Doing Business

by John Cole|  December 14, 20115:33 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: War

Sadly, the only people who will be punished for this are the ones who forgot to destroy the documents:

One by one, the Marines sat down, swore to tell the truth and began to give secret interviews discussing one of the most horrific episodes of America’s time in Iraq: the 2005 massacre by Marines of Iraqi civilians in the town of Haditha.

“I mean, whether it’s a result of our action or other action, you know, discovering 20 bodies, throats slit, 20 bodies, you know, beheaded, 20 bodies here, 20 bodies there,” Col. Thomas Cariker, a commander in Anbar Province at the time, said to investigators as he described the chaos of Iraq. At times, he said, deaths were caused by “grenade attacks on a checkpoint and, you know, collateral with civilians.”

The 400 pages of interrogations, once closely guarded as secrets of war, were supposed to have been destroyed as the last American troops prepare to leave Iraq. Instead, they were discovered along with reams of other classified documents, including military maps showing helicopter routes and radar capabilities, by a reporter for The New York Times at a junkyard outside Baghdad. An attendant was burning them as fuel to cook a dinner of smoked carp.

The documents — many marked secret — form part of the military’s own internal investigation, and confirm much of what happened at Haditha, a Euphrates River town where Marines killed 24 Iraqis, including a 76-year-old man in a wheelchair, women and children, some just toddlers.

Haditha became a defining moment of the war, helping cement an enduring Iraqi distrust of the United States and a resentment that not a single Marine was ever prosecuted. That is one of the main reasons that all American combat troops are leaving by the weekend.

But the accounts are just as striking for what they reveal about the extraordinary strains on the soldiers who were assigned here, their frustrations and their frequently painful encounters with a population they did not understand. In their own words, the report documents the dehumanizing nature of this war, where Marines came to view 20 dead civilians as not “remarkable,” but as routine.

Iraqi civilians were being killed all the time. Maj. Gen. Steve Johnson, the commander of American forces in Anbar Province, in his own testimony, described it as “a cost of doing business.”

The stress of combat left some soldiers paralyzed, the testimony shows. Troops, traumatized by the rising violence and feeling constantly under siege, grew increasingly twitchy, killing more and more civilians in accidental encounters. Others became so desensitized and inured to the killing that they fired on Iraqi civilians deliberately while their fellow soldiers snapped pictures, and were court-martialed. The bodies piled up at a time when the war had gone horribly wrong.

Shit happens.

This is why, no matter how “right” some of you think US military action or involvement might be (Libya, for example), my default position is to simply oppose any use of force. No matter what the intentions or training, things break down and the innocent die. Bombs will go astray, intel will be bad, discipline will break down. It is inevitable.

Read the whole piece, and how many civilians were killed for getting too close to checkpoints because they were either illiterate and didn’t know to stop or because they didn’t have glasses and couldn’t even see they were near a checkpoint. The price for that was to be gunned down.

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Whiplash, Snidely

by Tim F|  December 14, 20115:07 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Always amusing when Republicans scream about how Democrats are destroying cherished social programs one moment and then actually try to destroy them the next. But not in a ha-ha sense.

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