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Archives for May 2014

A Crazy Idea to Address an Insane Problem

by Betty Cracker|  May 29, 20148:40 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts

Richard Martinez, whose only child, 20-year-old Chris Michael-Martinez, died Friday when a deranged misogynist went on a shooting spree at UCSB, is angry as hell:

In addition to the lunatic who shot his son, Mr. Martinez blames the NRA and “gutless bastards” who knuckled under to the gun lobby after Sandy Hook when they rejected sensible gun control measures like expanded background checks that are supported by the overwhelming majority of Americans. Mr. Martinez is mad at the right people.

Martinez is reportedly meeting with the shooter’s father to ask him to join the effort to toughen gun safety laws. I wish him success, but sadly, I don’t see this latest atrocity changing anything.

Nor will the news today that another young man in Isla Vista was found in possession of an arsenal after he accidentally fired a round through a shared wall of his apartment building. Maybe he was planning his own copycat mass killing spree.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  May 29, 20146:17 am| 90 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

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This is supposed to be a short week since Monday was a holiday. Well, it feels like a long week to me. I was appalled when the calendar informed me that it’s Thursday, not Friday. Open thread.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 28, 201410:58 pm| 230 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Stream of Consciousness

Blah.

Name five people you would like to go to dinner and party with, and your answer can not be five supermodels (female or male) who all for some strange and inexplicable reason want to sleep with you.

I don’t know my five yet.

*** Update ***

I am replacing my old 4 year old CyberPower PC (well, not replacing it, moving it to the second desk so Shawn can have a desktop) and am just going straight iMac. Got two 27″ monitors, 32 gigs of ram, top of the line graphics card, and am just going to run VMWare Fusion so I can still have access to Windows programs, so expect a shitload of frantic tech questions tomorrow. I’m to the point now that Ijust want shit to work, and Apple does that for me.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

by Anne Laurie|  May 28, 20146:14 pm| 165 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

Via LGM, the folks at Deadspin say “Nobody Wants to Host the 2022 Olympics“:

The next Olympics to be awarded, a little more than a year from now, will be the 2022 Winter Games. Rather than going to the strongest bid, the games may end up going to the last city standing—a long list of potential hosts have given up on their Olympic dreams because the whole thing is one huge, useless waste of money…

Three finalists down, two on the bubble (one of those is in Ukraine), and the two remaining “healthy” bids are… politically problematic.
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Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Long Read: “The Real Origins of the Religious Right”

by Anne Laurie|  May 28, 20145:47 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Post-racial America, Republican Venality

The culpability of the late Paul Weyrich in all the worst of the modern GOP’s revanchism is well known to those of us who were paying attention to politics in the 1980s. But that’s far enough in the past that — especially in the light of Ta-Nehisi Coates’ brilliant report on “The Case for Reparations” — I’m glad the sordid explicitly racist history of his “Moral Majority” is being resurrected, even if it means linking to Politico. As told by Randall Balmer:

One of the most durable myths in recent history is that the religious right, the coalition of conservative evangelicals and fundamentalists, emerged as a political movement in response to the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling legalizing abortion. The tale goes something like this: Evangelicals, who had been politically quiescent for decades, were so morally outraged by Roe that they resolved to organize in order to overturn it…

But the abortion myth quickly collapses under historical scrutiny. In fact, it wasn’t until 1979—a full six years after Roe—that evangelical leaders, at the behest of conservative activist Paul Weyrich, seized on abortion not for moral reasons, but as a rallying-cry to deny President Jimmy Carter a second term. Why? Because the anti-abortion crusade was more palatable than the religious right’s real motive: protecting segregated schools. So much for the new abolitionism…

Long story short, the Nixon Administration, under pressure from the Supreme Court, “ordered the Internal Revenue Service to enact a new policy denying tax exemptions to all segregated schools in the United States. Under the provisions of Title VI of the Civil Rights Act, which forbade racial segregation and discrimination, discriminatory schools were not—by definition—“charitable” educational organizations, and therefore they had no claims to tax-exempt status; similarly, donations to such organizations would no longer qualify as tax-deductible contributions.”

Weyrich and his fellow proto-Talibangelicals had been looking for a big enough lever to seize control of the GOP, and Jerry Falwell helped him use Bob Jones University’s white-supremacy tenets to rouse the “believing” rabble which had previously failed to open their wallets or show up at the polls for them. The Reagan backlash pitting Nixon’s “Silent Majority” against “Those People” (liberals, bureaucrats, welfare recipients, hippies, feminists, Democrats) was happy to participate in the pretense. It’s been a downhill trajectory for the GOP — and our beleagured nation — ever since.

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Banging the War Drum

by John Cole|  May 28, 20144:02 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: War, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Our Failed Media Experiment, Sociopaths

The Washington Post editorial board is very, very upset that we are not going to spend the rest of eternity hemorraghing blood and money in Afghanistan, and had an impressively bad piece lamenting that we may not remain in a permanent war:

YOU CAN’T fault President Obama for inconsistency. After winning election in 2008, he reduced the U.S. military presence in Iraq to zero. After helping to topple Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi in 2011, he made sure no U.S. forces would remain. He has steadfastly stayed aloof, except rhetorically, from the conflict in Syria. And on Tuesday he promised to withdraw all U.S. forces from Afghanistan by the end of 2016.

The Afghan decision would be understandable had Mr. Obama’s previous choices proved out. But what’s remarkable is that the results also have been consistent — consistently bad. Iraq has slid into something close to civil war, with al-Qaeda retaking territory that U.S. Marines once died to liberate. In Syria, al-Qaeda has carved out safe zones that senior U.S. officials warn will be used as staging grounds for attacks against Europe and the United States. Libya is falling apart, with Islamists, secularists, military and other factions battling for control.

It goes on like that, but it isn’t even factually accurate in the first damned paragraph, as Jeffrey Goldberg (no dove) will attest:

During the course of our discussion, I asked him about the famous “red line” crisis – Obama’s last-minute decision to abort a missile strike and instead negotiate the destruction of Syria’s chemical weapons stockpile – that colors so much of foreign-policy commentary today. Netanyahu issued what was for him a full-throated endorsement of an Obama initiative, calling it “the one ray of light in a very dark region.”

“It’s not complete yet,” he went on. “We are concerned that they may not have declared all of their capacity. But what has been removed has been removed. We’re talking about 90 percent. We appreciate the effort that has been made and the results that have been achieved.”

What matters to the odious Fred Hiatt and company is not the results, but that they were attained without great loss of life and limb- they are cut from the same cloth as the yellow press of yore. So, when Obama gives a speech at West Point that doesn’t begin or end with “LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE,” the Post editorial board is so distressed they issue another “OBAMA IS A PUSSY” opinion piece hours after the President finished speaking. Seriously:

At West Point, President Obama binds America’s hands on foreign affairs

By Editorial Board, Wednesday, May 28, 3:21 PM

PRESIDENT OBAMA has retrenched U.S. global engagement in a way that has shaken the confidence of many U.S. allies and encouraged some adversaries. That conclusion can be heard not just from Republican hawks but also from senior officials from Singapore to France and, more quietly, from some leading congressional Democrats. As he has so often in his political career, Mr. Obama has elected to respond to the critical consensus not by adjusting policy but rather by delivering a big speech.

In his address Wednesday to the graduating cadets at West Point , Mr. Obama marshaled a virtual corps of straw men, dismissing those who “say that every problem has a military solution,” who “think military intervention is the only way for America to avoid looking weak,” who favor putting “American troops into the middle of [Syria’s] increasingly sectarian civil war,” who propose “invading every country that harbors terrorist networks” and who think that “working through international institutions . . . or respecting international law is a sign of weakness.”

Few, if any, of those who question the president’s record hold such views. Instead, they are asking why an arbitrary date should be set for withdrawing all forces from Afghanistan, especially given the baleful results of the “zero option” in Iraq. They are suggesting that military steps short of the deployment of U.S. ground troops could stop the murderous air and chemical attacks by the regime of Bashar al-Assad. They are arguing that the United States should not be constrained by Cyprus or Bulgaria in responding to Russia’s invasion and annexation of parts of Ukraine.

I know they are dim bulbs, but how did they manage to quote him and then in the very next paragraph prove him right. “Arbitrary date” is code for we need to keep troops there forever, because in Fred Hiatt’s fever dreams, there will always be a threat in Afghanistan. “Military steps short of deployment” means raining hell down on the population in the hopes that we hit the right guys, and then when we don’t and the air war in Syria does not stop the civil war, then Fred Hiatt and company will be back demanding we send in troops. I honestly have no idea how how Cyprus or Bulgaria are constraining us, especially since NO ONE anywhere thought there would be a military response in Ukraine (which probably what upset them), and because the sanctions have worked and Putin is basically giving up the ballgame.

Have I mentioned I hate Fred Hiatt? And fwiw, the WaPO editorial board over the last two decades has done more damage to this nation than 1000 Edward Snowdens.

*** Update ***

Just go read Pierce.

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Another Edition of Our Failed Media Experiment

by John Cole|  May 28, 20143:14 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment

So NBC News goes to all the trouble to interview Snowden, secretly negotiating and flying to Russia, and their entire OWN writeup about the interview consists of him saying he didn’t want to end up in Russia and asserting he is a technical expert, and then the entire rest of the piece is basically John Kerry calling him a pussy and a traitor.

Seriously. Read it yourself. Why the fuck did they even go to Russia to interview the guy? I can get that crap from Bob Cesca or Charles Johnson all day every day on twitter and their blogs.

But NBC made sure to mention that this was an EXCLUSIVE!

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