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You are here: Home / Politics / Glibertarianism / Not Even In The Same Galactic Sector As The Point

Not Even In The Same Galactic Sector As The Point

by Zandar|  December 3, 20148:36 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Just Shut the Fuck Up, Wingnut Event Horizon

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Via Tommy Christopher at the Daily Banter, my senator/human dumpster fire Rand Paul knows why Eric Garner died…

…cigarette taxes.

“I think it is hard not to watch that video of him saying I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe, and not be horrified by it. But I think there’s something bigger than just the individual circumstances. Obviously the individual circumstances are important. I think it is important to know that some politician put a tax of $5.85 on a pack of cigarettes so they’ve driven cigarettes underground by making them so expensive. But then some politician had to say we want you arresting people for selling a loose cigarette. For someone to die over breaking that law, there is really no excuse for it. But I do blame the politician. We put our police in a difficult situation with bad laws.”

I do not have enough heavy objects to throw in complete sun-crushing rage right now.  Of all the possible and myriad plethora of reasons to object to the death of Eric Garner and the rampant injustice of the failure of the grand jury system here, the fact that cigarette taxes are high in NYC is such a peripheral piece of cowflop that even I, as much as I despise Rand Paul, am utterly shocked at his near cataclysmic lack of basic human decency.

Eric Garner was murdered on video for the world to see, and this asshole is worried about cig taxes.

And you know that’s the only reason these ghouls care about a dead black guy at all, because it gives them a reason to complain about government and taxes.  Because every black person killed by a cop suffered the ultimate sanction over fucking Austrian school macroeconomics.

Nope.  Rand Paul can go straight to hell while wearing thermite boxers with solar corona trim, along with all his glibertarian douchebag supporters.

 

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    Michael Brown was originally stopped for jay walking so I call bullshit on his statements. Just saying though..
    All lives count.

  2. 2.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    December 3, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    As I suspected, libertarianism is a religion and, just as “More Jesus” is always the answer for fundie Christianists, “No Taxes” is always the answer for libertarians, and with the same amount of rational thought behind it.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    We put our police in a difficult situation with bad laws.”

    You should have highlighted this also.

  4. 4.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    Zandar, did you watch the mayor today? He was visibly upset. Anyone hear from Hillary yet?

  5. 5.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    @Baud: Is jay walking a bad law?

  6. 6.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    And now Chris Hayes has Jeff Roorda on for an interview.

    That’s my que to turn MSNBC off. Chris Hayes doesn’t have the skill needed to “debate” or call out someone like Roorda.

    Why the fuq would I want to hear a damn word he has to say.

    I’m telling ya, someone said, “Black folk, all we got is us”, and boy is that statement true.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    @JPL:

    Big government paternalism at its worst.

  8. 8.

    Brendan in Charlotte

    December 3, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Zandar – it’s exactly how I’d expect Senator Dumpster Fire to express empathy for the blahs without losing any votes from his base. It allows him to keep using his dog whistle. Not that it means he actually has any empathy for the blahs.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    @Brendan in Charlotte:

    Yep. He does this all the time on every issue. But points to Rand for blaming the cigarette tax. That takes some creativity.

  10. 10.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    @Baud: Where was Rand Paul then? I guess no taxes were involved.

  11. 11.

    samiam

    December 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    Is this another one of those “Rand Paul has some good ideas” things that libertarian curious Cole talks about after reading another one of Griftwalds latest Rand Paul love letter?

  12. 12.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    Libertarians are like a horn that plays only one note, and that note happens to be way off key.

  13. 13.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    @samiam: No, it’s one of those truthful “Rand Paul doesn’t have any good things” posts.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 8:50 pm

    @JPL:

    Rand is at all times exactly where Rand wants to be.

  15. 15.

    El Cid

    December 3, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Eric Garner is clearly a heroic martyr for…cigarettes.

    Tobacco companies, you know what to do.

  16. 16.

    Zam

    December 3, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Next time we will be hearing about how this is the fault of seat belt laws or speed limits.

  17. 17.

    Cacti

    December 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    @lamh36:

    Did Hayes bring up the fact that Roorda is a disgraced, dirty, ex-cop, whose ass was fired from his last cop job for misconduct?

  18. 18.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    A guest on Hayes said that Cuomo had the authority to appoint a Special Prosecutor, but due to politics he didn’t, just as Missouri governor Nixon.

    Now answer me this, what do you tell the generation that sees Dems treating minorities as expendable?

    We should thank goodness right now that Rand Paul is an idiot dudebro, but guess what let’s hope there is no glib candidate unlike Paul, who is more refined, charismatic or more saavy than Rand Paul before 2016, because if the glibs every figure out that game, the Dems are in trouble.

  19. 19.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 3, 2014 at 8:56 pm

    @lamh36:
    @Cacti:

    How quickly we forget. I absolutely knew who Roorda was a few days ago, maybe a week and a half or so ago, but when I saw his name here I actually had to google him to remind myself who he was.

    Yup, still a scum.

  20. 20.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    @lamh36: Prosecutors normally depend on the police to solve cases so they should never be expected to bring charges against the police. There should be a different system. There should always be a special prosecutor. It doesn’t make sense to do it any other way.

  21. 21.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    @JPL: That is exactly what this person on Hayes said.

    Oh, and BTW Micheal Steele was on the show and he included the grand jury non-indictment of Darren Wilson when he was discussing the Eric Garner case

  22. 22.

    Mike E

    December 3, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    @efgoldman: Heh, I’d like to hear TribbleHead’s elevator pitch…

  23. 23.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    @lamh36:

    We’ve been exposed to some pretty awful Democrats lately. But in our modern political culture, I don’t see any Democratic being good enough to enough people to be able to eliminate all risk from a smooth GOP operative who has media backing.

  24. 24.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    @lamh36: Thanks for letting me know that Steele wasn’t talking about just this case. It really upsets me that some are trying to separate the different murders. None are justified.

  25. 25.

    WereBear

    December 3, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    shocked at his near cataclysmic lack of basic human decency

    I agree. Except… I’m not shocked.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @JPL:

    A lot of people are trying to distinguish between the two. I guess the video evidence in this case is just a bridge too far.

    ETA: I guess we should be grateful that we still have a bridge left.

  27. 27.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    @Baud: I agree with that.

    As I said in the previous thread, if the 2016 Dems think that they can be coy and too cute by half in an effort to try to appeal to white voters, after this series of incidents, and still expect people of color to be “enthusiatic”, then the Dems maybe in for a rude awakening.

    I’m almost 40, I voted every election since I turned 18. I will be voting until they bury me. But I can’t say the same for my younger family.

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    @lamh36:

    I hear ya, lamh.

    I hear ya.

  29. 29.

    PIGL

    December 3, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    @Baud: This part could be true, maybe not this time, but some times. The law is responsible for the arrest (let us stipulate). Racism is responsible for enforcing that particular law. Killing the him in the process, that was a choice made by the police involved. Even a libertarian should be able to distinguish these aspects of the problem.

  30. 30.

    Tommy

    December 3, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    @efgoldman: I would say that but you did it for me.

  31. 31.

    cthulhu

    December 3, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    Isn’t the only reason any American ever dies is because we are no longer on the gold standard?

  32. 32.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    Tomorrow’s front page of NY Daily News….BRUTAL

    Headline: “I CAN’T BREATHE!”

    https://twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/540324866332033024

  33. 33.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    @lamh36:

    A guest on Hayes said that Cuomo had the authority to appoint a Special Prosecutor, but due to politics he didn’t, just as Missouri governor Nixon.

    Now answer me this, what do you tell the generation that sees Dems treating minorities as expendable?

    keep on telling the truth, lamh.

  34. 34.

    Trentrunner

    December 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    FWIW, Ann Coulter is taking the same tack on this as Paul.

    Anyone have the hazmat suit to check and see what Fox is saying? All I heard is that an all-white panel was on to discuss this news. Anything else?

  35. 35.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Can Cuomo still call a special prosecutor? Oh, BTW, NOW Cuomo is calling for a federal investigation.

    Muthafudger…would call for a special prosecutor before, but now the sum of a bitch wants an federal investigation.

    Fuck you Cuomo…

  36. 36.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 3, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    @Mike E: Please, tribbles are cute, toupee Paul is anything but.

  37. 37.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    @lamh36:

    Fuck you Cuomo…

    uh huh

    tell it

  38. 38.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    @lamh36:

    I don’t disagree. The 2016 candidate can’t afford to take any voters for granted. I admit to being concerned, however, about unrealistic expectations and moving goal posts. I feel like that sort of thing hurt Obama’s presidency (although thankfully not his reelection), so now I admit to being a little sensitive on that issue.

  39. 39.

    GHayduke (formerly lojasmo)

    December 3, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    @samiam:

    Whirrrr…click…bing…boop.

  40. 40.

    Mike in NC

    December 3, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Everybody knows that taxes are far worse than murder.

    / Glibertarians

  41. 41.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    @rikyrah: Should anyone expect better from Governor “Shuck & Jive”?

  42. 42.

    J

    December 3, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    This is what I get when try to contact Michael Bennet in Colorado… Mail service to our Washington office is significantly delayed due to heightened security measures.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    @beltane:

    Cuomo apparently exists to make Brian Schweitzer look good.

  44. 44.

    Drunken hausfrau

    December 3, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    Sorry Cole, I have stayed away to be “supportive” in your non drinking success, but I, sadly, drink because ths stupid, awful crap just seems to get worse and worse…. And I need to travel the gin highway to escape.

  45. 45.

    scav

    December 3, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    @PIGL: Libertarians operating in good faith, possibly, but Libertarians with an agenda and variously flexible whistles hanging about their necks at the ready? Because this instance gives them a chance to indulge in their large-city big-govt opposing cards, which they did rather have to shover further up the sleeve when they were in full-on “Automatically support even non-sheriff police and governmental authority in all fashions at all times!” mode earlier. St. Louis “good” “heartland” officials, NYC classically boogymen under the bed officials.

  46. 46.

    Belafon

    December 3, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Times Have Changed: Officer kills an unarmed Black man, spawning National protests. When I grew up, this was just local news.— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 26, 2014

  47. 47.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 3, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    @Trentrunner:

    Anyone have the hazmat suit to check and see what Fox is saying?

    I posted in one of the below-stairs threads that Fox’s immediate reaction was to be all concerned about how protests on the streets of New York might interfere with the schedule Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony this evening.

    Beyond that, I cannot say.

  48. 48.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    @Trentrunner: Because they have NO FUCKING LEG TO STAND ON with this case.

    The video is there. Even a biased case can look at that video and see Eric Garner was not resisting.

    He fuckin’ said “I can’t breathe” 11 damn times! I literally had to turn the channel, I began to tear up after 5 of the 11! I couldn’t even hear the rest.

    So yeah, all they got to stand on is Garner being fat (though they certainly don’t mind that fat fuck Christie) and taxes on 50 cents a cigarette!

  49. 49.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 3, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    @J:

    Mail service to our Washington office is significantly delayed due to heightened security measures.

    To the best of my knowledge, every member of both chambers of Congress has used this excuse for non-responsiveness since approximately 13 years 2 months and 22 days ago. Give or take.

  50. 50.

    Tommy

    December 3, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @Baud: You got to vote. I recall my mom talking about, voting. Mom runs elections in her district. We talk after most elections and cry that more people do not vote. I mean cry. We cried more didn’t vote, it is a thing, we don’t get it. Mom could care less who you vote for. I have come to agree with her. I could care less. Just vote. There is a unifying thing in my family. You will always vote.

  51. 51.

    raven

    December 3, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    @Drunken hausfrau: So drink. It’s important to you to talk about it too huh?

  52. 52.

    mai naem

    December 3, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    When I heard about the non indictment and they talked about the “loosies” I was wondering who would be the first whack job to bring up the tax issue. I just figured it would be RW talk show host.

  53. 53.

    mike with a mic

    December 3, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    @lamh36:

    I don’t know why people think video, or even the victim being white, would have mattered. I’ll link to a case where police beat a homeless white guy to death, they didn’t get convicted for that either. I’m using this case because the brutality of it is far worse than the choke hold.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/13/us/california-homeless-beating-verdict/
    http://www.salon.com/2014/01/14/cops_who_beat_homeless_man_to_death_walk_free/

    The cops have had complete immunity from killing people for a while. If you’re rich, the cops can’t and won’t touch you, the law does not apply. If you aren’t, the cops can do whatever the fuck they want and you have no recourse.

  54. 54.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    Transcription of Eric Garner’s last words

    Every time you see me, you want to mess with me. I’m tired of it. It stops today. […] I’m minding my business, officer. I’m minding my business. Please just leave me alone. I told you the last time, please just leave me alone. Please. Please, don’t touch me. Do not touch me. [garbled] I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.

  55. 55.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    Eric Garner’s widow on accepting condolences of NYPD officer: “Hell no” http://cbsn.ws/1yh7gdP

    https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/540334738796736513

  56. 56.

    Hal

    December 3, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    I saw some joke recently about a new app on Facebook that let’s you know if your friends/family are racist based on their Ferguson posts, and it’s really been eye opening for me. I defriended a couple of people after seeing posts like how to disperse protesters in Ferguson? Air drop job applications! hahahha. The person who said that then eventually had a post saying she wasn’t racist and her black friends knew it. I guess her black friends missed the comment she liked by another friend of hers who said the protesters were animals who belonged on display at African Lion Safari. But she’s totes not racist!

    I’ve seen lots whitesplaining on this issue on facebook. One thing it’s done for me is really drive home what so many women were talking about when using the #notallmen hash tag.

    So many people I like being disappointing and down right clueless or purposefully disingenuous like Rand Paul is being. Not that I like him. I’ve banned myself from commenting anymore because fb is just not the right medium to have an intelligent conversation, and as much as people seem to invite debate, what they are really looking for is for people to like to their status, thereby justifying their opinions.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    December 3, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    @Tommy:

    Right. I think most folks here are the same way. Not enough people are, especially on the Democratic side.

  58. 58.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    Helpful advice: “Editorial: 20 rules for winning gun fights”

    2. Have plan to kill everyone you meet. This old military adage still holds true: if you have prepared for every possibility, you’ll be able to act or react quicker. In gun fights, speed saves.

  59. 59.

    Tommy

    December 3, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Fuck. My best friend from Denmark. I read a study the other day, since 1973 they are the most happy people in the world.I just want to say how cool is that?

  60. 60.

    kc

    December 3, 2014 at 10:06 pm

    @skerry:

    It’s just awful.

    He was upset and arguing with the cop, but he was unarmed and not threatening anyone. There was NO REASON for those cops to gang-tackle him and take him down like that.

    I wonder what bullshit lie they would have told about him if it hadn’t been caught on video.

  61. 61.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    @kc: Similar to the bullshit lies that the Cleveland police told about Tamir Rice.

    ETA: The police did not know about the surveillance video when they first gave their story. They also refused to give the boy any first aid. Can someone tell me why a grand jury is necessary in this case?

  62. 62.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    I am Facebook friends with my nephew’s wife and both he and she are Army folk. So super gung-ho, rah-rah patriots. She posted a story apparently making the rounds about an American flag being trampled in Ferguson. I was curious because I hadn’t heard about that, so I’m checking it out. Snopes had nothing, Google had some right-wing sites like The Blaze, Yahoo news, same thing–I don’t remember right now if Breitbarf and Drudge were also listed. She had about 30 or so replies from her also rah-rah friends. It seemed so weird to me—“I got yer back”–and very much worse. Not one word about an unarmed young man murdered by an overzealous white cop.

    Does Rachel Maddow’s site or anywhere else keep up with this stuff? I should check right wing watch and media matters tomorrow, I suppose. I didn’t comment and won’t, but there seems to be an astounding population out there who just listen to and read their own self-reinforcing tribal and authoritarian sources and get themselves worked up.

    I’ve never met the girl, and I haven’t seen my nephew since just after my father’s death in 2003. He was a good kid, but my kid brother’s family is a little weird.

  63. 63.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:21 pm

    The entire Cult of Paul needs to be erased from the universe.

    With a very rough eraser.

  64. 64.

    Mnemosyne

    December 3, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    @lamh36:

    So there was this idiot on that Twitter feed:

    I blame Bloomberg’s stupid nanny laws, not the men sworn to enforce them.

    I missed the part of Bloomberg’s “stupid nanny laws” that required the police to execute a man on the street for a misdemeanor violation. Ass.

  65. 65.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    @skerry:

    Can someone tell me why a grand jury is necessary in this case?

    To “exonerate” the pigs by not bringing charges.

  66. 66.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: It’s very funny, but you can just walk into Peter DeFazio’s office and talk to a staffer about a problem.

    I guess he’s not as afraid as all those twits with a R-State Here after their names.

  67. 67.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    @skerry:

    Can someone tell me why a grand jury is necessary in this case?

    Because a grand jury indictment is necessary to bring charges in New York, unless the suspect waives the right to have the case presented to a grand jury. Basically, no grand jury, no charges.

  68. 68.

    Mnemosyne

    December 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    @mike with a mic:

    Kelly Thomas was mentally ill, and therefore equally a nonperson in the eyes of those cops. Though at least Ramos was fired for his actions and the other two “resigned.”

  69. 69.

    Tommy

    December 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    @fleeting expletive: People look at things differently. I might be a raging liberal. Not chance that flag will touch the floor in my household.Not a second.

    Oh I hope it is clear not the of the confederate.

  70. 70.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    @Trentrunner: Ann Coulter’s greatest regret?

    Born too late to the the Bitch of Buchenwald.

  71. 71.

    Linnaeus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    @scav:

    Libertarians operating in good faith, possibly

    Assumes facts not in evidence.

  72. 72.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: What about Ohio? That’s where Tamir Rice was killed.

  73. 73.

    jefft

    December 3, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    This is pretty dumb too:
    “But then some politician had to say we want you arresting people for selling a loose cigarette”

    Yeah Right, no cop would harass anyone without a direct order from a City Councilman
    This is why most Libertarians are teen agers, they have no life experience
    Just like Matt Yglesias positing an all powerful “Barber and Nail Lady Cartel” to explain why you need a license to open a business where you apply caustic chemicals to peoples heads, Ron Paul posits that the only reason half a dozen cops would pile on and choke to death a guy accused of selling lucies is that “some politician” just HAD to tell them to

  74. 74.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    @Tommy

    Of course that’s your prerogative, but why not? It’s the floor, not the ground (presuming the domicile doesn’t have dirt floors). Also, the floor could quite conceivably be cleaner than the walls.

  75. 75.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    @Mnemosyne: The police can’t even go with the tried and true “I was just following orders” defense since it’s not like Nanny Bloomberg was ordering them to do this. It’s almost as though the wingnuts, experiencing a normal human reaction to witnessing a murder, are reaching for any explanation that comforts them. Instead of confronting the scary truth that the police would have used whatever pretext they wanted to attack Eric Garner, they go with the lie that this type of thing would never happen if we didn’t have a cigarette tax.

  76. 76.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    @beltane: With the wingnuts, it’s always, always projection.

    Every single time.

  77. 77.

    Steve from Antioch

    December 3, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    @fleeting expletive: There was a video floating around – I think I saw it on reddit.

    Some Ferguson protestors burned a flag, which mostly consisted of one person setting it on fire and then three or four people jockeying around to get video of it burning on the ground.

    After it was out, some national guard guys came over and picked up the remnants. Some protestor dude was repeating “it’s just a piece of cloth, man” and one of the national guard guys replied that it “means something to me” and then something about a buddy losing his shins on the war or something.

  78. 78.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    @Steve from Antioch: It’s just a piece of cloth.

    Actually, most of the time, it’s some nylon weaved something or other, which makes it difficult to properly dispose of one by burning, which is what you’re supposed to do with a worn, soiled, frayed flag.

    Which I have done in an official capacity while in uniform.

  79. 79.

    debbie

    December 3, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Actually, it was Rudy’s laws that made things like squeegee men the new thugs.He’s the real model: I bully because I can.

  80. 80.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    @skerry: Ohio requires a grand jury indictment for major felonies. For minor felonies and and misdemeanors, cases can be initiated by filing an information and then establishing probable cause at a preliminary hearing.

  81. 81.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Yep.

  82. 82.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    @Tommy: During the heyday of the teabagger protest, I recall quite a few liberties being taken with the flag, but that was OK because anything an Aryan teatrash does automatically counts as patriotic. Sorry, but these people defile their country every time they open their dirty, lying mouths.

  83. 83.

    balconesfault

    December 3, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    He won’t, because he’s full of the normal glibertarian hubris … but if Rand Paul had any sense he’d pay someone who completely doesn’t believe his BS a good 6 figures to listen to his pitch before any public speaking appearance, and inform him when someone is so completely inappropriate that all it will do is alienate anyone who’s not a true believer.

    I’d assume his staff is simply manned by true believers who don’t get how tone deaf such statements can be.

  84. 84.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    @Tommy: Thank you. I’d never have put that flag on you. I’ve gotten familiar with you on here. You’re a good dude, all in all.

  85. 85.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    @debbie: “A small man in search of a balcony” – Jimmy Breslin, commenting on Rudy Giuilliani.

  86. 86.

    Suzanne

    December 3, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    @lamh36: Maybe this is sad, maybe this makes me sound like I have really low expectations for life, but I honestly think that it’s unrealistic to the point of fantasy to expect to be enthusiastic every time you vote. I really don’t like that we’re talking about it being reasonable to expect to feel all personally affected and turned on and engaged. Because it creates unrealistic expectations. The thing is, to get the kind of long-term, lasting results we want, we have to vote every dang time. That means that nine times out of ten, we’re going to vote for people who range from unexciting at best to at-least-not-a-Rethuglican at worst.

    Voting is work and an obligation to civil society, and if we act like a politician has to be really dang exciting and engaging and historic in order to be worth voting for, we’re going to shoot ourselves in the foot here.

  87. 87.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    @Steve from Antioch

    Leave us remember that the Supreme Court decision that burning the American flag as a form of political protest was a protected act of free speech under the U.S. Constitution had its quarter century anniversary this year.

  88. 88.

    Frankensteinbeck

    December 3, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    I’m impressed. Paul pulls the conservative triple! He validates racism by excusing a black man’s murder. He sucks up to his tobacco growing constituency. But what’s really impressive is, he hits one to Cleek’s Law, making the death the fault of those fucking hippies and their liberal regulations that try to improve people’s health.

    EDIT – @balconesfault:
    No, I think he said exactly what his audience wants to hear, the things I listed above.

  89. 89.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    @balconesfault: I’d take that job, and then, no matter what RP said, I’d tell him to amp it up because he was being too subtle. And then I would laugh all the way to the bank.

    ETA: I could do this with a clear conscience because I would be both removing money from the griftosphere and helping to torpedo the Paultard movement. Win/win.

  90. 90.

    debbie

    December 3, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Brilliant! NYC needs more Breslins!

    This, also:

    http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-proposal-provide-grand-juries-eyes

  91. 91.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 3, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    @NotMax: The Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China both got really steamed when domestic protesters burned their flags.

    Are those two regimes the ones we should emulate? George H.W. Bush seemed to think so.

  92. 92.

    scav

    December 3, 2014 at 10:48 pm

    @Linnaeus: Was aiming for highlights evidence of same utterly lacking. Drat. Must get new glasses. . . . .

  93. 93.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Thanks.

    I wonder how long it will take to let those officers walk.

  94. 94.

    theturtlemoves

    December 3, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Hell, I’ve been on flights with DeFazio himself a few times and he’s always friendly to everyone around him, even the redneck he was talking to about cars who didn’t know him from a hole in the ground. “So, you work in Washington, huh? You work for the gubmint or sumpin?”

  95. 95.

    Emma

    December 3, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    @skerry: Because a grand jury is more likely to give prosecutors political cover.

  96. 96.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est

    Can recall a huge bonfire made up of 48 star flags when we grew to 50 states. Whole shebang was done by Cub and Boy Scouts; took place in the schoolyard.

  97. 97.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    @Emma: No, see my comments to skerry above.

    ETA: Aside from grand juries, how do you think prosecutors initiate criminal charges? Does it vary by state? I don’t mean to pick on you, but some knowledge of the process does matter.

  98. 98.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    I hope they find out who trampled a flag there in Ferguson. And find some authentic video of it. Verify that shit and find out who. Let’s here who it is that does that. What if it turns out to be O’Keefe?

    Would that surprise anyone? Please somebody follow that up? Was a flag burned or trampled (not sure) and who did it and who are they and is there video and who paid them, or where did they come from and who are they? If they are trying to subvert the genuine protests by making them look bad, we need to look into who they are. This could be a bigger story than our usual sources are making of it.

    With that, thank you, all. I so appreciate that y’all are here. Te amo, queridas.

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    @skerry: Sadly, my faith in the willingness of prosecutors to do their job when cops are potential defendants has taken a beating recently. It pisses me off as a person and offends my sense of professionalism as a lawyer, but the facts are the facts.

  100. 100.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    I cannot believe I wrote “here” for “hear” and I guess I am mortified because I am my own grammar nazi.

  101. 101.

    Mike E

    December 3, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    After running away from the president, now Kay Hagan says he didn’t do enough to help her campaign.

  102. 102.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    And Rick Santorum chimes in:

    ‏@daveweigel
    Santorum on America today: “Yeah, there are places on fire, but most places are on fire with the love of Christ.” #LAsen

    This was the funniest thing I read all day.

  103. 103.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    @fleeting expletive: I would have no problem with protesters in Ferguson using a US flag as a part of their protest. Didn’t the powers that be in that town just tell a number of citizens that their lives don’t matter?

  104. 104.

    Mike in dc

    December 3, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Often by taking the case to a judge for a preliminary hearing. The judge listens to the prosecutor and rules whether probable cause exists to charge.

  105. 105.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    @Suzanne: as I said, I”m almost 40 years old, I will vote did I’m dead and buried, have been since I was 18.

    But there can’t be enough said about motivation. You are more likely to get out and do something if you are motivated, and enthusiatic.

    It’s like that old Duncan Donuts commercial. “time to make the donuts” where dude schlepped to work at the Donut shop daily and snuggishly, but when given something “motivational”, he no longer schlepped, he marched enthusiatically into work.

    The same thing can happen when you are apathetic about voting…don’t make it right, don’t mean it’s a good idea, but it’s what happens.

  106. 106.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Video: Eric Garner’s widow when asked if she accepts officer’s apology in Garner’s death…HELL NO!

    The headline as ABC says the wife “lashes out at cop” way to go ABC…chumps.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/eric-garners-wife-lashes-cop-killed-husband/story?id=27350764

    …”Hell, no,” said Esaw Garner, Eric Garner’s wife. “He’s still working, he’s still getting a paycheck, he’s still feeding his kids, and my husband is six feet under.

  107. 107.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 3, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Speaking of Rs, we can all relax now and quit pointing fingers. The unspeakably ineffably awful Rep. Peter King (R-epulsive) would like us all to know that Eric Garner’s death is the fault of … Eric Garner. Because he was asthmatic. And obese. So, totes his fault. Because if he had been young and buff and fit, that chokehold wouldn’t have fazed him.

    In their way, Republicans are kind of fascinating.

  108. 108.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Charles Pierce completely has this creature Paul of the muskrat head right–the five minute rule applies, always. …5….4…3….

  109. 109.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    @Mike in dc: Many states require still follow federal procedure and require a grand jury, and many of those that allow an information/prelim hearing only do so for minor crimes. Of the states discussed in this thread, NY requires a GJ indictment and Ohio needs a GJ indictment for a homicide offense.

  110. 110.

    Linnaeus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    @scav:

    Ah. Though I don’t think new glasses will help much with respect to libertarians.

  111. 111.

    beltane

    December 3, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    Aw, look at these charming Ferguson counter-protectors: http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1349242/55135913#c2

  112. 112.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    Um, Salt ‘N’ Pepa’s Push It used by GEICO? Wow.

  113. 113.

    mai naem

    December 3, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Wow, just wow. So the next time some wingnut dies, Asshole King will blame it on the wingnut right???

  114. 114.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    @mai naem:

    No no no no no. You don’t understand. IOKIYAR!

  115. 115.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    @fleeting expletive: I guess I don’t care about what people did to the flag during the Ferguson protests. It’s cloth/nylon and a symbol. I’m cynical these days about what it represents. False patriotism. I’m more concerned about our loss of freedom – physical and privacy. Nation of scary cats since 9/11. (Yes, the girl scouts taught me proper flag disposal. Burn or bury)

    I was never active duty military, but held DoD/DoE, among others, security clearances for decades. My patriotism is beyond reproach. I am 11th generation in this country. As WASPy as they get. DAR membership eligible. My ancestors arrived here in VA from England before the Mayflower. We have no “old country” stories in my family.

    The explosion in Confederate flags and the use of US flags as clothing offends me much, more more than citizens burning a flag in Ferguson in protest. I recently even saw the Stars and Bars for sale in a store north of Pittsburgh. That’s offensive and shows how little we know our history.

  116. 116.

    Suzanne

    December 3, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    @lamh36: I think we just need to change the rhetoric surrounding it, tho. I think our generation and younger are not good at waiting, and we talk like it’s reasonable to vote someone into office and have your life be better overnight. When we talked about long, hard slogs, and a sense of civic duty, I think people got less burned out on voting and registering and justice efforts.

  117. 117.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    @Suzanne: Yes, and the people, left or right, who see a president as an elected dictator who can instantly impose his will are a huge part of the the problem.

  118. 118.

    JPL

    December 3, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    @mai naem: Well probably not if they are a member of an Irish terrorist group.

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    Valdivia

    December 3, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    amen. that is all.

    eta: I actually put lots of blame on the Village and professional dems who echo their every ‘why won’t he lead’

  120. 120.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    @Suzanne: agreed

  121. 121.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    By that I only mean that cigarettes are so heavily taxed in NYC I guess that it makes economic sense to sell cigarettes individually by the one, for 50 cents. That works out to 10 dollars a pack, and I think it’s close to the retail price in NYC, but from whom do these one-at-a-time sellers buy their cigs? I bet that guy just bought a carton for almost a hundred bucks and wanted to make 15 out of selling one at a time. He had six kids. Doesn’t matter what kind of a dad he was. He dies badly. And it should not happen. Who may have wanted him dead?

    I think selling ciggies that way is not going to give the guy a huge profit. So maybe he was making a dollar a pack?

    Should have been a little bit lower risk of police murder and anarchy. Really, you’re going to tackle and kill a guy over selling ciggies?

    When I was taking a train to Toronto about 15 years ago a Canadian woman introduced us to the “Poverty Pack” which was 5 cigarettes you could buy for, as I remember it, $4 Canadian. Are we trying to do Prohibition on Cigs and Weed?

    Authoritarianism, like rust and mold, never sleeps.

  122. 122.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    Just musing on flags in general. What’s the ugliest national flag?

    Hard to say, but the one from the short-lived free state of Counani leaps immediately to mind.

  123. 123.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    @Valdivia: It is pleasant to be agreed with.

  124. 124.

    TG Chicago

    December 3, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    Showing empathy for a black person would hurt his chances at getting the GOP nomination.

  125. 125.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 11:30 pm

    We’re going to tax cigarettes into prohibition territory. He died because he wasn’t gonna make it at being Nucky Thompson.

  126. 126.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    @fleeting expletive: @fleeting expletive: Um, like, where are you heading with this?

  127. 127.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    @skerry

    Always found the car in The Dukes of Hazzard offensive because of the flag, and also its nickname. (Yes, the whole program was offensive, but esthetically for other reasons.)

  128. 128.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:36 pm

    @JoyAnnReid 5m5 minutes ago
    The officer also told the GJ he heard Garner saying “I can’t breathe,” but believed he actually could breathe. http://nyti.ms/1yRMJv3

  129. 129.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    @lamh36: You have a party that seems to actively hate you. You have a party that includes people like John Lewis that often behaves like clueless but well meaning white people (sometimes right, sometimes demeaning, sometimes appallingly wrong). Unfortunately, those are the only viable choices right now. We need to work to make Democrats less of a clueless but well meaning party. It will take time and effort.

    ETA: I know that you already know all of this and have known it for a long time.

  130. 130.

    Mike in dc

    December 3, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: True. From what I understand, Mcculloch in MO could have gone the PH route, though.

  131. 131.

    GregB

    December 3, 2014 at 11:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Hey, at least they didn’t do a commercial for constipation.

  132. 132.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    @Mike in dc: Yeah, I believe that MO allows starting a criminal case by information. But McCulloch didn’t want a case to go forward, did he?

  133. 133.

    Valdivia

    December 3, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    :)

    On a less happy note: I spent the day preparing a class on Mexico and all the dead bodies found just in the state of Guerrero while looking for the 43 which are still missing. Then this tonight. Some days the world just…ugh.

  134. 134.

    skerry

    December 3, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    @NotMax: Yeah, me too. And if I was Godness for a day, I’d rename all the military bases and schools that have Confederate soldier names. That really bothers me.

  135. 135.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: exactly, so no need to keep saying it to me. I understand it all.

    Never let it be said that ya don’t know how some of the other half feel. I think of it as a sort of “inservice” so that you can be aware, that not everyone gets it.

  136. 136.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 3, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    @Valdivia: I was trying to decide whether to watch The Seventh Seal on TCM or find happy music on YouTube before I went to bed. Happy music it is. Chess with Death is too much for tonight.

  137. 137.

    lamh36

    December 3, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    @blaaksuedepumps 7h7 hours ago
    Spike Lee once said ppl always ask why Mookie breaks the window in DO THE RIGHT THING but they never ask why the cops killed Radio Raheem.

  138. 138.

    fleeting expletive

    December 3, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    Skerry, I’m with you; and Omnes, I’m not sure what you’re referring to? Where am I heading? With what? Taxes on cigarettes unto oblivion? There’s more story there.

  139. 139.

    NotMax

    December 3, 2014 at 11:58 pm

    Omnes Omnibus

    If you’ve never seen it, check out De Düva: The Dove sometime. Clever parody of Bergman, including a game of badminton with Death.

  140. 140.

    Valdivia

    December 4, 2014 at 12:01 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I totally get that! Enjoy your happy music. I’m going to crash see if I can make any sense of all the sad data I have early tomorrow before class.

  141. 141.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:03 am

    @lamh36: I think that the “inservice” might also need the remainder that one party hates and the other is feeling its way to the right thing (however slowly).

    Did I ever tell the story of my doing “Eenie, meenie, minee, moe” in front of some of my dad’s AA friends when I was about four? Apparently, when I was doing it and approach the “Catch a ____” verse, all the people around my dad tensed up. I said “Catch a tiger by the toe.” Everyone relaxed. I hadn’t passed a test; my dad had passed it. The point is that it is the kids that matter, and they seem to be getting better. We’ll both be dead before it all gets fixed, but, pollyanna that I am, I think that our great grandchildren won’t have to worry about race.

  142. 142.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:05 am

    @fleeting expletive: You suddenly grabbed Rand Paul’s issue. One wonders where you were heading…..

  143. 143.

    MomSense

    December 4, 2014 at 12:08 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I opted to watch Little Miss Sunshine again. Some days you just have to turn off the news and blogs.

  144. 144.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:12 am

    @MomSense: I disconnected over the T-day weekend. It might not have been enough. The parade of horribles is one thing, but what really kills me is the “We are doomed. Everything sucks. Let’s cower in a corner” schtick from people on my side.

  145. 145.

    MomSense

    December 4, 2014 at 12:13 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    My 19 year old deleted his facebook account today because he couldn’t take any more racist posts from his peers. We live in a supposedly progressive town. It feels like the haters have been emboldened and unfortunately there are plenty of youngs among them.

  146. 146.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:18 am

    @MomSense: I spent the weekend with a bunch of people who were by and large appalled by the the grand jury in Ferguson. I don’t have any classic, racist uncles. I am just lucky, I guess.

  147. 147.

    El Caganer

    December 4, 2014 at 12:21 am

    If all you have is a free market, every problem looks like a commodity.

  148. 148.

    MomSense

    December 4, 2014 at 12:24 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I think a lot of people are grieving, including me. It is infuriating that we have to constantly fight for basic decency, fairness, and respect. We have to find a way to encourage and support each other without shaming people for feeling despair. Despair is not an irrational response to recent events but it is not a healthy place to be. If I didn’t have kids I would probably sell everything and go live in a tent in Tortola. Instead I’m going to get back in the volunteering mode and make some calls for OFA.

  149. 149.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    December 4, 2014 at 12:28 am

    @NotMax:

    Whole shebang was done by Cub and Boy Scouts; took place in the schoolyard.

    Yeah, you want to talk about flag burners? The Scouts have burned more than all the hippies you can imagine!

  150. 150.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    December 4, 2014 at 12:31 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    …my faith in the willingness of prosecutors to do their job when cops are potential defendants has taken a beating recently.

    My totally uninformed guess is that DAs don’t want to lose their next election because they prosecuted a cop? Great hypothesis or the greatest hypothesis?

  151. 151.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:32 am

    @MomSense: I’ll just note that our society is vastly different than it was in 1914. It is better, more equal, less vicious. Can it be improved? Fuck yes. But let’s not pretend that some retrograde legislation and language from right wing assholes has returned us to 1898 or some thing like it.

  152. 152.

    Steeplejack

    December 4, 2014 at 12:33 am

    @Suzanne:

    Aimai had a good rant about this just before the election that I bookmarked. In part:

    [. . .] I’m really pretty much so over people—whatever their race—who have to be wooed to get out and vote by a candidate who is exactly the right size and fit for them aesthetically or emotionally or politically. Politics is a game that is won by people who show the fuck up and vote. Without instant gratification. Without the ego boost of imagining that the candidate knows or cares about you personally.

    And in a subsequent comment:

    In a democracy, for a democracy, people have to act based on their self-interest and their native wit—if you are waiting for someone to energize you and beg for your vote you are probably shit out of luck because they are off propositioning someone else for an easier/cheaper vote.

  153. 153.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    December 4, 2014 at 12:37 am

    @skerry:

    I recently even saw the Stars and Bars for sale in a store north of Pittsburgh.

    I’m willing to bet there’s more confederate flags in York County, north of the Mason-Dixon line than Baltimore County, south of it. Like Carville said, PA is “Alabama up the middle.”

    That being said, I won’t take that bet for Carroll County or a few others in Maryland.

  154. 154.

    Steeplejack

    December 4, 2014 at 12:45 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Then you definitely will want to skip the following “Silence of God” trilogy: Through a Glass Darkly (1:30 a.m. EST), Winter Light (3:15 a.m.) and The Silence (4:45 a.m.). They are great movies, and kudos to TCM for showing them, but they are austere to the max. The Seventh Seal is a laff riot in comparison.

    Shorter: You would not make it an hour there. I mean, you just would not.

  155. 155.

    Mnemosyne

    December 4, 2014 at 12:47 am

    @lamh36:

    G has a somewhat cynical answer for you — because the cops come in and do what cops do, so there’s no question to be asked. It’s like asking why the shark eats people in Jaws.

  156. 156.

    Steeplejack

    December 4, 2014 at 12:47 am

    @NotMax:

    It’s right here on YouTube.

  157. 157.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 4, 2014 at 12:49 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Shorter: You would not make it an hour there. I mean, you just would not.

    On this, I will take your word. Others, not so much. Nest-ce pas?

  158. 158.

    Steeplejack

    December 4, 2014 at 12:51 am

    @MomSense:

    Hey, that’s crazy talk! I have it on good authority that all the racists are old and they’re dying off, after which we will segue smoothly into a golden brown era of post-Republican democracy.

  159. 159.

    Steeplejack

    December 4, 2014 at 12:55 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

  160. 160.

    ruemara

    December 4, 2014 at 1:36 am

    @fleeting expletive: Ask them why a symbol of America is worth more than the life of an American.

  161. 161.

    My Truth Hurts

    December 4, 2014 at 2:14 am

    I’ve been thinking about it. If the rightwing starts swallowing the narrative that some of them seem to be pushing that this man was killed because of taxes and that narrative gets them fired up about policing reforms I’ll take it. Fuck it. I guess sometimes judo is better even though you’d rather use Kung fu. It can’t be done without overwhelming support of the citizenry. It’s disingenuous, it’s for the wrong reasons, but the results could be worth that slight cognitive dissonance.

  162. 162.

    SRW1

    December 4, 2014 at 3:01 am

    @samiam:

    Still no upgrade on the trolling loop algorithm? IT must have decided to phase out, buddy!

  163. 163.

    Brantl

    December 4, 2014 at 7:32 am

    Rand Paul, Professional Teahadist Douchetard; don’t try this at home kiddies.

  164. 164.

    Brendan in NC

    December 4, 2014 at 8:09 am

    @My Truth Hurts: Unfortunately, it’ll only get them fired up about taxes.

    They’re lily white, still think they’re all part of the .01%, and that they’ll never be targets of the police.

    Therefore, there’s no reason to reform anything. Unless innocent white folks start getting killed by bad cops (those who never should have been on the force). Which Isn’t likely to happen soon.

  165. 165.

    D58826

    December 4, 2014 at 8:15 am

    From huffington – it seems someone was indicted as a result of Gardner’s death

    On Wednesday, a Staten Island grand jury decided not to return an indictment for the police officer who put Eric Garner, an unarmed black man, in a chokehold shortly before his death. A different Staten Island grand jury was less sympathetic to Ramsey Orta, however, the man who filmed the entire incident.

    In August, less than a month after filming the fatal July 17 encounter in which Daniel Pantaleo and other NYPD police officers confronted Garner for allegedly selling untaxed cigarettes, a grand jury indicted Orta on weapons charges stemming from an arrest by undercover officers earlier that month.

    Police alleged that Orta had slipped a .25 caliber handgun into a teenage accomplice’s waistband outside a New York hotel. Orta testified that the charges were falsely mounted by police in retaliation for his role in documenting Garner’s death, but the grand jury rejected his contention, charging him with single felony counts of third-degree criminal weapon possession and criminal firearm possession.

    That will teach all of the ‘others’ not to mess with the NYPD!!!!!!. What a farce.

  166. 166.

    Original Lee

    December 4, 2014 at 9:22 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: About 10 years ago the hotel we were staying in had a storyteller sit in the lobby from 4-5 PM on Saturdays and Sundays. He started out telling the story of “Little Black Sambo” when the audience consisted of 5 or 6 little white kids, but as more and more kids who were not white came over to listen, the main character became “Little Sambo”. Progress of a sort.

  167. 167.

    Shakezula

    December 4, 2014 at 10:44 am

    Holy fuck. I snarked with a friend about how this would have the Randroids claiming that Garner’s death was caused by government overreach.

    Shit, if I have to be psychic, can’t it be about something like lottery numbers, not whatever trivializing psychotic babble is going to fall out from under that dead squirrel on rebRAND’s head?

  168. 168.

    Another Holocene Human

    December 4, 2014 at 2:00 pm

    @Hal: Her black friends are like misogynists’ moms and girlfriends in terms of the relationship real or fantasized. And I find myself fantasizing that her “black friends” are actually just one dude she screws on Sat nights who is a big fat sexist pig right back at her. I know that’s really unfair of me, but … I hate bigots.

  169. 169.

    Another Holocene Human

    December 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    @Tommy: Clear conscience for saving their Jews and blowing up Nazi supply lines to Sweden (nuclear program). French people must twirl about in circles with vexatious excuses and rationalizations.

  170. 170.

    Another Holocene Human

    December 4, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    @Mike E: Shorter Hagan: I suck at getting elected.

    Everyone in NC can see she sucks but her. And to think, she had just about the perfect opponent, completely hated opportunist.

    Maybe it’s you, Kay.

  171. 171.

    Another Holocene Human

    December 4, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    @Original Lee: Progress my ass, racists disinterred that book after its well deserved burial–!!! And he shut it with the “black” because giant coward. Racist coward trying to wink wink at other whites. Shouldn’t be invited back to tell stories again. 2004 was GWB admin, Pakistan was supposedly our ally …

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