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When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Most of you should go to bed and try to be better Jackals in the morning.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

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Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

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Gee. That Wasn’t Hard.

by John Cole|  October 18, 201412:47 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Clown Shoes

For those who flamed me all day today:

I’m just crazy and evil and mean for repeatedly suggesting the health care workers should have used a lick of common sense or they will infect someone else or the hysteria is going to cause a national over-reaction with real quarantines and travel bans:

Texas health officials have ordered any person who entered the room of the first Ebola patient at a Dallas hospital not to travel by public transport, including planes ship, buses or trains, or visit groceries, restaurants or theaters for 21 days, until the danger of developing Ebola has passed.

Now, they need to make sure that these people who are having their lives disrupted are being taken care of- reimburse them for planned travel tickets and vacations, give them time off for the days they will basically be confined to their homes, make sure they are getting help with groceries and what not, etc. They ought to be given hazard pay, too. Let this virus burn out in Texas, get things back to normal and stop scaring the shit out of the easily hysterical, and then, for the love of everything holy, train them and provide them with adequate equipment and do a top-down review of the clown show that is the upper administration at Texas Presbyterian, as that is where the real problem lies. And cross your fingers that it ends there and Vinson didn’t infect anyone else.

Again, I think that these guys shouldn’t have to have been told they shouldn’t be on planes and trains and cruise ships, but you know me, what with the witches to burn and everything. I’m just a dick that way. Seriously, though, I wouldn’t have done that and honestly think it is stupid. Maybe that is because I am particularly risk averse, knowing that I can injure myself sitting in a rocking chair. But I never in a million years, after handling an Ebola patient, particularly in a shitty situation without the right equipment and training, would have done something like that.

To everyone suggesting I should have apologized, lemme just give you a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. Let’s hope it stops here, and let’s hope this calms the rabble, but if there are cases related to the Texas shitshow, there’s going to be more mandated quarantines and travel bans and who knows what else. It’s an election year, so the public over-reaction to anything is going to be at eleven because of irresponsible politicians and media. Remember, we’re still taking our shoes off before we board a plane ten years after precisely ONE jackass unsuccessfully tried to blow up an aircraft with his Chucky T’s.

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Friday Recipe Exchange: Hearty Tomato Soup & Awesome Grilled Cheese

by Anne Laurie|  October 17, 20149:41 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Recipes

jeffrey w grilled cheese tomato soup

Photo by JeffreyW

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From our Food Goddess, TaMara:

I’m going to repeat some favorite soup recipes tonight. I’m working on a few new pumpkin recipes, but they are not ready for prime time this week. So you’ll have to make do with repeats.

When I’m busy, soup is the thing. I make big batches and they are quick and easy to reheat and add a sandwich or a piece of grilled chicken for a fast dinner or lunch. I could eat soup everyday during cold weather. JeffreyW is no slouch in the soup department either, so there are over 200 recipes on the blog of the soup variety.

For tonight, here are some soups worth repeating:

Cream of Chicken Soup, recipe here.

Two Broccoli Cheese Soup variations are here.

Tomato-Spinach is one of my favorite hearty winter soups, recipe here.

And combining two recent recipe exchanges, JeffreyW does Bean Soup in a Frybread Bowl, recipe and yummy photos here.

For the pet lovers, there is a Bixby diary this week. He’s four months old now and takes up most of my spare time. Which explains why I’m more often outside and not in the kitchen cooking. Also, I’m having great success with both dog and cat food dispenser/toys, that make them work for their food, story here, in case you are looking for a good way to entertain your pets.

What’s on your menu for this beautiful fall weekend? Do you have a favorite way to make grilled cheese? Do you grill any other types of sandwiches – either the grown-up panini style or something of the more guilty pleasure type, like grilled peanut butter and jelly?

Tonight’s feature recipe was one of the first menus I ever published…and also the first time I made my own tomato soup.

Hearty Tomato Soup

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Friday Evening Open Thread: The Pendulum

by Anne Laurie|  October 17, 20146:06 pm| 162 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes

Scott Brown: “We Would Not Be Worrying About Ebola Right Now” If Romney Won http://t.co/tvmNH5wMZb Bain Capital would've weaponized it.

— Billmon (@billmon1) October 17, 2014

I swear, America’s political history during the last hundred and fifty years can be reduced to the swing of a Great Bipartisan Pendulum. No matter how large or small an event, “we” swiftly sort ourselves into two camps…

Democrats: OH FVCK HOWEVER ARE WE GONNA FIX THIS ONE?!?

Republicans: WHO ARE WE GONNA PUNISH FOR THIS!?!

I love you, John Cole, but be honest: Your first reaction, as filtered through this blog*, is to look for a witch to burn or a Jew to throw down the well**. But you’re not actually an idiot, and you’ve got a generous heart, so you’ve learned (we Democrats have taught you) to direct your anger at the people who really should be blamed and punished — the robber barons, talibangelicals, and other miscreants mostly congregated in the GOP. Guess a little backsliding is to be expected, under extreme stress…

*[for the record, all I know about Cole is what I read here]
**I was going for a Borat joke, but y’all convince me it was #fail.

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Apart from mocking the Hair on Fire brigade, what’s on the agenda as we start the weekend?

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When Dinosaurs Roamed the Earth

by Betty Cracker|  October 17, 20143:31 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Today is the 25th anniversary of the Loma Prieta Earthquake of 1989, which I remember distinctly because it disrupted a World Series game between the A’s and the Giants.

I was a newly minted college graduate (having been a precocious child who matriculated at age five, obviously) and living far from home — in Boston. I remember the fall and winter of 1989 well because I was experiencing climate shock (i.e., freezing my ass off). Also, to me at least, it seemed like the world was coming unmoored, and in my mind, the earthquake appeared to kick off a series of momentous events. The Berlin Wall fell less than a month later.

A little over a month after that, some friends and I were at Logan Airport waiting for a rental car so we could drive up to a cabin in Maine to spend Christmas there. (The bastards wanted to show me REAL cold! Fuckers!) A young woman in a Hertz uniform was listening to a small transistor radio and quietly sobbing behind the counter.

I asked her what was wrong, and in accented English, she told me she was Romanian and the Ceaușescu regime was being violently overthrown and she was worried about her family and was trying to find a way to get home. I didn’t know what to say. I wished her the best of luck, got into my rented Ford and drove up to Maine to freeze my ass off some more. I never did find out what happened to her.

Life is frequently fraught, sometimes at the same time for a lot of people. I suppose every period of time is momentous for some poor bastard somewhere. But occasionally events seem to happen in a sequence that makes you feel like you live in particularly interesting times. The end of 1989 was like that for me, starting 25 years ago today. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

[H/T: Buzzfeed, for sending me down memory lane]

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Resiliency is not efficient

by David Anderson|  October 17, 20142:12 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, C.R.E.A.M., All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Bring on the Brawndo!, Bring On The Meteor

Deep resiliency and the ability to handle outlier events is not efficient from a bottom line perspective of a single entity with profit as its primary focus.  Training people to effectively use uncommon gear and uncommon procedures is expensive especially as training decays and people need refresher training.  This can lead to multiple years of refresher training with no major events, and no reimbursement for those trainings, it just is not efficient and kills the bottom line as removing a nurse from the floor for a day could cost $500 without a corresponding revenue stream.

We’ve been optimizing for efficiency with minimal required resiliency against expected shocks.  This mindset leads to MBAs looking at a balance sheet and seeing preparations for very low probability events as being an easy cut to boost profits over the next three quarters (these MBAs are long term thinkers, I tell you).  The public counterbalancing of providing funds to subsidize insurance against low probability events has been cut in half over the past fifteen years as that is BIG GOVERNMENT and tax cuts will solve all our problems.  So we get hospitals that don’t know how to follow their own procedures and state governments that are in over their heads while  knowledgable experts are not allowed to issue orders until asked.

To top this off, we have a national political/media freak out on what at this point is no more than a Friday night’s toll along the drunken back roads of any state….

OODA loop fail.

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Now What About Darren Wilson?

by John Cole|  October 17, 201412:38 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts, Shitty Cops, Assholes

Good news:

Michael Dunn, a middle-aged white man, was sentenced to life in prison without parole, plus 90 years, by a Florida judge on Friday for killing an unarmed black teenager in an argument over loud rap music.

Dunn, 47, a software engineer, testified at his murder trial last month he thought he was defending himself from an armed threat when he fired 10 rounds at an SUV carrying four teens at a Jacksonville gas station parking lot, killing Jordan Davis, 17, in November 2012.

Under Florida law, first-degree murder is punishable by life in prison without parole. Dunn received an additional 90 years in prison for earlier convictions on three counts of attempted murder of the other teens, none of whom were injured. Prosecutors waived the death penalty before trial.

Meanwhile, down the road from me:

A West Virginia state trooper, who killed a teen after allegedly harassing the young man for months, will not face charges for the deadly June shooting, according to the Bluefield Daily Telegraph.

A Mercer County grand jury failed to hand down an indictment against trooper B.D. Gillespie of the West Virginia State Police in the death of Timothy Hill, 18, who was shot twice and fatally wounded near Gillespie’s Mercer County home.

Hill was shot following a brief struggle with Gillespie, with the trooper claiming that the teen reached for his weapon.

According to Gillespie, he tracked Hill and two other men down after his wife claimed some men were tampering with his personal vehicle and state-issued cruiser parked in the driveway.

Following questioning, Gillespie let the other two men go, but said that Hill became belligerent leading to a struggle where he used pepper spray and his baton on the young man.

After Hill was reportedly subdued, with the help of a neighborhood man, Gillespie claimed that the teen attempted to grab his weapon, leading Gillespie to shoot him twice.

According to Hill’s mother, Gillespie had a history with her son, saying he had bullied him in the months prior, but never thinking it would lead to the young man’s death.

“I figured he would try to arrest him over something stupid once he turned 18, or try to beat him up,” Michelle Hill said. Her son turned 18 in May.

“That’s kind of what I was expecting,” she added. “I didn’t know he was going to kill my son right in front of my house.”

The guy has a history of harassing people- threatening someone who was having his yard cleaned with not having it cleaned fast enough, sitting on his porch with a radar gun, and generally being an asshole and a menace. Bullies being bullies, he will feel emboldened by this and learn that he can get away with it. So not only did the Grand Jury crap all over Hill, but they probably inadvertently sentenced someone else to death in the future.

What’s so grand about grand juries, btw?

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I miss the honky tonks, Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens

by DougJ|  October 17, 201412:33 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Music

For some reason, I listened to Glenn Beck on the way in to work today. He was talking about the need to start reading the bible, buying ammo, and stocking up on canned food because “water will wet, fire will burn”. The root cause for the likely apocalypse was, believe it or not, quantitative easing.

It got me thinking….what are the best songs about the apocalypse, or to broaden it a bit, the best apocalyptic songs? I’ll go with “Five Years”, “Mercy Mercy Me”, “Waiting For The End Of the World”, “When Black Friday Comes”, “Living For The City”, and this, my favorite because it’s so upbeat and it’s about a HIPPIE apocalypse. What are your favorites?

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