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Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 21, 201412:40 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Steve is missing. The last I saw him was around 1 am when I went to bed. I think he got out of Shawn’s window, which opens to the front. We had been airing out the house and forgot to close it, and Shawn was out.

Driven all over town five times and no Steve. I am, of course, a basket case.

It’s about to rain, so maybe that will bring him home. The rational part of me says there is no point freaking out during the day, I guess, because every time a cat has escaped before, they have come at dusk. The other 97% of me is freaking the fuck out.

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Dumb as a Box of Hammers

by @heymistermix.com|  September 21, 201410:33 am| 98 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Scratch the surface of any of the recent hacks and you find gross incompetence. Here’s the latest on Home Depot’s record 56 million card hack:

Former information technology employees at Home Depot claim that the retailer’s management had been warned for years that its retail systems were vulnerable to attack, according to a report by the New York Times. Resistance to advice on fixing systems reportedly led several members of Home Depot’s computer security team to quit, and one who remained warned friends to use cash when shopping at the retailer’s stores.

In 2012, Home Depot hired Ricky Joe Mitchell as its senior IT security architect. Mitchell got the job after being fired from EnerVest Operating in Charelston, South Carolina—and he sabotaged that company’s network in an act of revenge, taking the company offline for 30 days. Mitchell retained his position at Home Depot even after his indictment a year later and remained in charge of Home Depot’s security until he pled guilty to federal charges in January of 2014.

From the Times story:

Several former Home Depot employees said they were not surprised the company had been hacked. They said that over the years, when they sought new software and training, managers came back with the same response: “We sell hammers.”

Target’s CEO lost his job over the hack at his company, so it will be nice to see the head of hammer culture take a fall.

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The Secret Service & the Fence-Jumpers

by Anne Laurie|  September 21, 20149:25 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Enhanced Protest Techniques, Security Theatre

From the local paper in the company town, the Washington Post:

The Secret Service on Saturday launched a security review to learn how a man carrying a knife was able to get inside the front door of the White House on Friday night after jumping a fence and sprinting more than 70 yards across the North Lawn — the first time that has ever happened…

The success Omar J. Gonzalez, 42, had in breaching White House security Friday night — roughly 10 minutes after the president and his daughters lifted off the south grounds in his helicopter for Camp David — exposed new, worrisome gaps in the Secret Service’s extensive efforts to keep the first family safe and make the White House a “hard target.”…

This was certainly a serious event, but let’s not allow surprise to terrorize us into stupidity (again).

“This is totally and wholly unacceptable. . . . How safe is the president if this can happen?” said Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform subcommittee on national security. “I just can’t believe somebody can go that far without being impeded. The perception they are creating is only going to inspire more security breaches.”…

That would be Jason Chaffetz, professional pants-pisser & Fox News favorite. He worries a great deal about “the perception they are creating”, because there’s a Black, Democratic President in the White House, and the wide world is just full of the kind of people Jason Chaffetz never saw growing up in Utah.

Officers at the scene considered Gonzalez to be unarmed and likely mentally disturbed, a law enforcement official familiar with the incident said, and thus a low risk. It turned out Gonzalez was carrying the knife in his pants pocket. One source familiar with the incident said a sniper on scene had Gonzalez in his rifle sights just in case.

Edwin Donovan, spokesman for the Secret Service, said Gonzalez’s ability to get into the executive mansion is “obviously concerning. . . . What happened here is not acceptable to us, and it’s going to be closely reviewed.” …

Confession time: I habitually carry (on my keychain) a 2-1/2″ folding blade, which has subdued many a loose thread & stubborn package seal. I’ll bet I’m not alone in the BJ community, either.

Former agents said they fear the breach may be related to a severe staffing shortage the agency has struggled with in the last year in its Uniform Division. This is the team of officers with primary responsibility for securing the White House grounds, and the service has been flying in agents from field offices around the country to do temporary assignments. Those agents naturally would have less familiarity with the grounds and intruder response plans.

The service, which once enjoyed a sterling reputation as an elite law enforcement agency, has struggled with some embarrassing episodes recently and the perception that its leadership is lagging in the best security strategies…

It’s exceedingly rare for an intruder to get this close to the president’s residence. But fence-jumpers at the White House have become an all-too-frequent part of the job for the Secret Service. Nevertheless, almost all of these individuals are stopped and subdued within seconds of crossing the perimeter…

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Hanging Garden

by Anne Laurie|  September 21, 20145:19 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

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From commentor GreenNotGreen:

I grow a lot of tropical plants, many of which summer outside on my shady deck or on benches in my shady yard or suspended from a defunct swing set in more sun. Most will overwinter in my greenhouse, some will be dormant and reside dark and dry in a storage room, and a few will come into the house. Having a passion for gesneriads in particular (gesneriads are the plant family that includes African violets, florist gloxinias, lipstick plants, goldfish plants, and many more) led me to join The Gesneriad Society which has been the source of so many friends, good times, and foreign adventures.

greennotgreen baskets

Almost all my nearly 1000 plants are watered and fed automatically. That still gives me plenty to do keeping them repotted and pruned and free (relatively) from bugs.

greennotgreen wall

The purple flower [top photo] is Achimenes ‘Cupido’. The magenta one [below] is also an Achimenes but came to me mislabeled, so I’ve never known what it was; it’s possibly a species.

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Here north of Boston, temps dropped below 40 last night… my remaining tomato plants aren’t quite dead, but they’re struggling. This is the time of year when the fact that my ‘garden’ is planters on asphalt actually helps, since the asphalt stays a few precious degrees warmer overnight, and it wouldn’t be surprising if air temperatures recovered enough that the last couple of cherry tomato plants keep producing, even into mid-November.

What’s going on in your gardens this week?

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Saturday Night Horrorshow Long Read: “Hell in the Hot Zone”

by Anne Laurie|  September 20, 201411:32 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Science & Technology

I’ve been collecting links on the Ebola outbreak, because I’m morbid like that. This story is scary long enough to deserve its own post. Jeffrey E. Stern, in Vanity Fair:

… Ebola is one of the deadliest viruses known to medical science, with no specific cure and mortality rates of up to 90 percent. The Ebola epidemic now raging in West Africa is the worst one in history. It has decimated Meliandou and moved far beyond. But the mystery today is not how the epidemic began—it is why a concerted effort by an army of international experts was unable to stop it. Part of the answer is the chameleon-like character the virus displays in this part of the world. An even larger part lies in the international response itself. It was rapid and comprehensive—exactly what you would hope. But there was an unexpected reaction that undermined everything the experts sought to achieve—and at the same time fooled many of them into thinking they had succeeded in their aims. Eventually they understood the truth. By then it was too late…

When Ebola strikes, it kills quickly, but it can take up to three weeks to incubate, and usually around 10 days. The period is long enough that contact with a possible source may have been forgotten, and long enough for infected people to travel without symptoms. And even if you tested for Ebola—which nobody in Guinea had the capacity to do—you wouldn’t find it during the incubation period: Ebola can’t be detected in the blood until symptoms show. An epidemic can start slowly and go unnoticed for weeks. This has never been much of an issue before, because Ebola tends not to find its way into large population centers, or places where people are very mobile. This time would be different.

On January 24, more than a month after the first infection, Jean Claude Kpoghomou, a doctor in the town of Tekolo, called a superior to report on something strange happening in a village under his jurisdiction. Three patients had died in the span of two days, he said. All of them came from the same village, a place called Meliandou. The symptoms looked like cholera: diarrhea, vomiting, extreme dehydration. Cholera outbreaks were not uncommon in Guinea. An especially devastating outbreak had occurred just two years earlier, and Meliandou had even been one of the villages targeted for a public-health education campaign. A big pictographic billboard was installed at the entrance to the village, with explicit instructions for the mostly illiterate villagers about how to avoid contaminating the water supply…

Meanwhile, the virus had slipped out of the village. When the grandmother of the infant victim fell sick, she decided that the way the villagers were approaching the illness—summoning a shaman to brandish his fetishes and work his spells—was not satisfactory. The grandmother had a friend in Guéckédou who was a nurse, and when the grandmother’s symptoms began to worsen, she went to see what real medicine could do for her. The nurse tried to help, but he had no idea what he was dealing with. The grandmother went back to Meliandou, where she died.

In early February, the nurse himself developed a fever. Now the virus was in Guéckédou, a bustling trading hub where people converge from Liberia and Sierra Leone. When the nurse’s condition deteriorated, he sought help from a friend who was a doctor in Macenta, in the next prefecture over. The nurse stayed just one night in Macenta—sleeping in the doctor’s own house, sharing a room with the doctor’s own son—and died the next day, February 10, in the waiting room of the local hospital’s lab. The doctor in Macenta was shocked. He didn’t know what he had just witnessed, but it was unlike anything he had seen before, and he immediately sent an alert to the regional director of health in Nzérékoré. Then the doctor developed a fever. He set off for the capital, where he hoped someone might have answers. But along the road—a jolting, treacherous passage lined by burned-out cars and always a few freshly rolled tractor-trailers spilling timber—the doctor died. His body was sent to Kissidougou, a city of more than 100,000, where a funeral was held. Before long, Kissidougou was experiencing an outbreak of whatever it was that had killed the doctor…

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Saturday Evening Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  September 20, 20145:45 pm| 154 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

@ObsoleteDogma I did! We call it the Internet :-).

— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) September 19, 2014


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So… what’s on the agenda in your neighborhood, physical or pixilated?

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The 2014 Battle of Little Bighorn

by John Cole|  September 20, 20142:34 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Sports, Clown Shoes

This will be must see tv:

On the morning of Sept. 13, the four Redskins fans arrived at the Park Hyatt hotel and began taping an interview with Jones in a small conference room. Their interview lasted about three hours, with Jones playing the role of a sarcastic reporter, accusing them of supporting a racist mascot and using props such as dictionaries, which define the Washington team name as a slur.

The fans found Jones mostly funny. “We kept telling him that we felt the name honored Native Americans,” O’Dell said. “And then we just felt like, ‘Are we done yet?’ ”

Meanwhile, the group of Native Americans — which included members of a comedy group called the 1491s — hung out in a separate room, waiting to make its surprise entrance.

“They essentially explained days in advance that the fans are going to be in there, and they’re just going to be essentially justifying the use of the word Redskins and the use of racial imagery, and they’re going to say a lot of things they would most likely not say in front of American Indians — and that we were going to go in there and see if they’d actually say all of that in front of us,” said Bobby Wilson, 29, a 1491 member who was flown to Washington from Phoenix for the segment. “That was definitely something we could get on board with. It didn’t seem strange or unfair on our end, considering that each of us has always been confronting racism on this level.”

As Jones wrapped up his interview with the Redskins fans, he made an unexpected transition, according to O’Dell. “Jason says something like, ‘Well, don’t you think it would be great if you could just have a conversation?’ ” she recalled. “He turns around, and Native American people came in, just glaring at us. ”

Jones pulled out some beer and chicken wings, O’Dell remembered, and sat back and watched. Both the fans and Native Americans said the room first filled with awkward silence, then vitriol.

“I said to them, ‘You sound like an alcoholic, someone who’s in denial and who doesn’t want to believe what they’re doing is not right,’ ” recalled Blackhorse, who said the interaction with fans left her feeling “dehumanized.” “They don’t see anything wrong with it. ­. . . That’s what the owner [Dan Snyder] is feeding their fans.”

O’Dell said she felt trapped. “I was told that I was ‘psychologically damaging Native American children,’ and every time we tried to say something, we got cut off,” she said.

She said she took off her microphone while they were still filming. As she packed up her belongings, Shroff, one of the producers, approached her.

“I said to him: ‘This is not how adults behave. This is not anything I signed up for.’ Tears were running down my face. I was shaking,” O’Dell said. “I told him to tear up my contract. He said, ‘I don’t know if I can do that.’ ”

O’Dell later went on to file a police complaint, but was laughed at by the cops. There are some price quotes in their about her victimhood.

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