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From Ferguson To Oakland to Los Angeles

by John Cole|  September 22, 20147:52 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts, Military, Post-racial America, Shitty Cops, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment

Let’s cover the damned nation in MRAP’s even if they shouldn’t be allowed bb guns:

A Pentagon program that distributes military surplus gear to local law enforcement allows even departments that the Justice Department has censured for civil rights violations to apply for and get lethal weaponry.

That lack of communication between two Cabinet agencies adds to questions about a program under review in the aftermath of the militarized police response to protesters in Ferguson, Missouri.

The Pentagon, which provides the free surplus military equipment, says its consultation with the Justice Department will be looked at as the government reviews how to prevent high-powered weaponry from flowing to the untrustworthy.

The Justice Department has opened civil rights investigations into the practices of some 20 police departments in the past five years, with the Ferguson force the latest. The investigations sometimes end in negotiated settlements known as consent decrees that mandate reforms. Yet being flagged as problematic by Washington does not bar a police department from participating in the program.

“Given the fact that they’re under a consent decree it would make sense that the Department of Defense and Department of Justice coordinate on any such requests, (but) that is currently not the state,” said Jim Bueermann, who heads the nonprofit Police Foundation.

Of course, if the Justice Department does try to do something, Congress will pass a bill keeping the arms a flowing. Just like when the military wanted to do something about climate change, Congress stepped in and made it illegal. That would be my congressman who sponsored the amendment, because he is looking out for the citizens of West Virginia.

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Monday Evening Open Thread: Douchecanoe of the Week

by Anne Laurie|  September 22, 20146:43 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Eric “the” Prince, glibertarian, military teat-sucker, war profiteer. Yahoo reports on a yahoo:

Erik Prince has a message for ISIS: You’re lucky Blackwater is gone.

On Friday night, the controversial founder of the private military company had plenty to say about what the organization he once ran could be doing in the fight against the so-called Islamic State—and also why Republicans need to stop being such losers.

“It’s a shame the [Obama] administration crushed my old business, because as a private organization, we could’ve solved the boots-on-the-ground issue, we could have had contracts from people that want to go there as contractors; you don’t have the argument of U.S. active duty going back in there,” Prince said in an on-stage discussion featuring retired four-star Gen. James Conway. “[They could have] gone in there and done it, and be done, and not have a long, protracted political mess that I predict will ensue.”

Prince was speaking at a dinner event for donors to the Maverick PAC, a conservative group with ties to the Bush dynasty, at the Capital Hilton just blocks from the White House.

His private military company (since rebranded as Academi) courted more than its fair share of trouble during the Bush years, in large part due to Blackwater guards gunning down 17 civilians in Baghdad. The Obama administration severed most ties with Blackwater, and Prince sold the company and uprooted to Abu Dhabi, where he continued doing sketchy work with security forces. Feeling betrayed by the Obama administration, he has since said that his days working for the U.S. government are over…

… at least until there’s another Republican administration, so, goddess willing: Never!
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I owe one of you a hat tip for that link, if “owe” is the right word. (ETA: Hat tip to commentor Howard Beale IV.)

Apart from mocking the chest-thumpers, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Pence’s Turn at the Fail Parade

by John Cole|  September 22, 20145:08 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

How bad are the Republicans trying to find a suitable 2016 contender? This bad:

With Washington’s reputation lurking in used-car-salesmen territory, there will be a wide lane in the 2016 presidential campaign for governors with records built outside the national capital.

On the Republican side, the list of potential contenders already includes New Jersey’s Chris Christie, Wisconsin’s Scott Walker, Louisiana’s Bobby Jindal, Texas’ Rick Perry and a prominent former governor, Florida’s Jeb Bush.

Now, grass-roots conservatives are seeking to add another governor’s name to that list of 2016 possibilities: Indiana’s Mike Pence.

The Hoosier chief executive isn’t as well known nationally, and some will question whether his record is too far right to be a plausible general-election candidate. But he’s generating a small groundswell, particularly among GOP social-policy activists, some of whom think Mr. Pence hits the sweet spot for 2016.

He is reliably conservative on fiscal and social policies, and rose to a position of power in Washington, where he led the conservative Republican Study Group in the House of Representatives and helped found the tea-party caucus. Yet he deployed a more soothing style and wasn’t as polarizing as some House conservatives. He once hosted his own radio talk show and referred to himself “Rush Limbaugh on decaf.”

Now, as a heartland governor for the last two years, he has a record outside of Washington, in a state that’s surging economically.

This will end poorly:

There are very few members of congress with whom I’ve ever had the opportunity to discuss a substantive matter of public policy. But as it happens, one of them — the one with whom I’ve had the second-longest exchange — is Mike Pence (R-IN) who I’ve seen on television today repeatedly discussing the Republican Study Group’s “plan” for the financial crisis. And I can tell you this about Mike Pence: he has no idea what he’s talking about. The man is a fool, who deserves to be laughed at. He’s almost stupid enough to work in cable television.

Specifically, way back in 2005 I got to talk to him about Social Security privatization at a Heritage Foundation event. Obviously, I have my perspective on this and conservatives have theirs. But Pence had a truly peculiar idea. His idea was that the government ought to reassure people about the risks of losses under a privatization plan by having the government guarantee a minimum annuity level pegged to what’s promised under current law. This plan would, according to Pence, save money relative to current law because most people’s stock/bond portfolio would outperform the level needed to provide such an annuity, so the government would only need to kick in for a minority of people. I said I thought this would create a moral hazard problem for bad investors. He had no idea what I was talking about. Seemed unfamiliar with the term. Then I tried to explain it to him, I said that if the government guaranteed to bail you out in case of losses, then investors would make riskier investments and the number of people who need bailing out would rise. He just flat-out denied this, said the presence or absence of a guaranteed bailout would have no impact on investor behavior. He seemed unaware that some portfolios are riskier than others, or that higher average rates of return are associated with greater risk taking. He didn’t know anything at all, in short, about investing, financial markets, or, seemingly, the basic terms of public policy. And yet there he was speaking on the topic at Heritage. He’s a total fraud.

The man is dumb as a sack of hammers.

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Early roll-outs for 2015 open enrollment

by David Anderson|  September 22, 20143:15 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance

Just a couple of technical notes that are making me more confident about the roll-out of the Exchanges for the 2015 Open Enrollment period.

Maryland is going to a window-shopping model:

 The second year of Maryland’s health insurance marketplace for individuals and families begins on Nov. 9 when consumers will have access to a newly redesigned website that enables “anonymous browsing,” the ability to compare plans — without registering personal information — before enrolling. This feature is being launched earlier than originally planned to enhance the shopping experience for Marylanders

SHOP is being beta tested in Missouri and Illinois before national launch:

Missouri and Illinois will be two of five states to get an early look at the federal health insurance marketplace for small businesses, theCenters for Medicare and Medicaid Services announced Wednesday.

Businesses with fewer than 50 full-time workers in the five states will be able to access the Small Business Health Options Program, or SHOP, in late October, ahead of the start of open enrollment on Nov. 15.

Vermont’s Exchange website is down for maitenance right now:

VermontHealthConnect.gov is unavailable for a period of extended maintenance. If you have immediate needs, please contact our Customer Support Center at 855-899-9600 (toll-free) from 8am to 8pm Monday-Friday and 8am to 1pm on Saturday.

The soft launch of SHOP is a typical launch process for big releases.  A select set of users are allowed to use production processes and figure out what they can blow up.  Programmers and analysts then have time from the limited release to fix show-stopping bugs before most of the user base can access the system.  Vermont is using cyclical and predictable down time to get their back-end straightened up and formalized systems put into place instead of quasi-effective short term kludges that will destroy the code if not replaced while Maryland is adapting a best practice for load management. 

Will November 15th be perfect?  Hell no, but we know most of the state exchanges and healthcare.gov work well enough at the basic functionality (let’s not talk about 820s right now), so seeing these types of stories in the past month that we’ve transitioned from crisis to normal operating procedures.

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Going Green

by John Cole|  September 22, 20142:21 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Science & Technology, Our Failed Media Experiment

This is interesting:

John D. Rockefeller built a vast fortune on oil. Now his heirs are abandoning fossil fuels.

The family whose legendary wealth flowed from Standard Oil is planning to announce on Monday that its $860 million philanthropic organization, the Rockefeller Brothers Fund, is joining the divestment movement that began a couple years ago on college campuses.

The announcement, timed to precede Tuesday’s opening of the United Nations climate change summit meeting in New York City, is part of a broader and accelerating initiative.

In recent years, 180 institutions — including philanthropies, religious organizations, pension funds and local governments — as well as hundreds of wealthy individual investors have pledged to sell assets tied to fossil fuel companies from their portfolios and to invest in cleaner alternatives. In all, the groups have pledged to divest assets worth more than $50 billion from portfolios, and the individuals more than $1 billion, according to Arabella Advisors, a firm that consults with philanthropists and investors to use their resources to achieve social goals.

The people who are selling shares of energy stocks are well aware that their actions are unlikely to have an immediate impact on the companies, given their enormous market capitalizations and cash flow.

This is on the heels of a massive march in NYC, which drew as many as 300,000 people. You probably didn’t hear about it, though, because it did not consist of a dozen blue hairs in tri-corner hats using poorly worded signs and racial slurs.

Somewhat related, I was listening to a Radiolab podcast called in the Dust of this Planet (you can stream it here or download it from itunes), which was a wide ranging discussion of nihilism, pop culture, etc. It included discussions of nihilism in pop culture (True Detective and Jay Z make appearances as topics), but it also included a part about climate scientists (I forget the name of the group) who have been issuing climate change reports since the late 1980’s, urging the world to take action to prevent or roll back the change, and this year they have basically said fuck it, it’s too late. Now their annual report has given up on prevention and is focused on living with climate change and survival. At any rate, great podcast (and spare me the inevitable totebagger remarks or snotty comments about Radiolab- I just told you I like it, so piss off if it is not your cup of tea).

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Monday Mid-Day Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  September 22, 201412:35 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Here are my boxers sharing jealous guardianship over my mother-in-law’s snack tray after she temporarily left the room:

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They would never pounce on an unattended plate. But they don’t take their eyes off it either.

Please discuss whatever.

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Referee thoughts

by David Anderson|  September 22, 20148:10 am| 70 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Just a couple of thoughts as my coffee brews this morning.

  • Why does Major League Baseball expect that all of their umpires will be at least competent at all four primary umpire positions?  First base is a very different skill set than calling the plate, and second base has a different set of expectations and positioning than third base.  Hockey, soccer, football all expect their highest end officials to specialize in particular positions and therefore hone their vision and expectations on a much smaller category of interactions.  I know for soccer, the split between the assistant referee (flags) and center referee (whistle) happens as the official is working on their national badge/starting to do pro games where the players actually make enough to stay above poverty line.  Soccer referees, at the highest levels, have a very different personality profile than their assistants as the centers/whistles tend to be much more comfortable with gray areas than the assistant referees who have a clear task (determine offside) as their primary mandate. 
  • I used up my annual quota of red cards this week.  Two for DOGSO, one of which was extremely smart, the other stupid, one serious foul play, and a pair of violent conducts.  The smart DOGSO had the player’s team up 2-1 with 3 minutes left and the opposing team had a beautiful corner kick enter the box.  An attacker rifled a shot heading back post upper corner, until the defender leaped up caught the ball, hit the ground as I was hitting the whistle.  The offender rolled the ball to me, and started jogging off the field.  The attackers scored on the PK.  It was a smart DOGSO as it reduced the goal probability from 100% to 70%.  The offending team scored in overtime for the win. 
  • This fall is the first soccer season in a very long time where the money I make is not needed money, it is family extra money.  That is changing how I schedule.  I am learning that I can say no to really bad games that don’t pay all that well and the only thing I get out of the game is a check and a headache.  I turned down some bad games this weekend so I could take my daughter to a birthday party.  That was a much better use of my time. 
  • Game gearing is always a challenge on two fronts.  The first is gearing down from doing high level games to youth games.  A moment of contact in a college game that is “trifling” could legitimately be a cautionable offense at mediocre U-14.  More importantly, the full array of tools in a referee’s bag aren’t available if the players and coaches don’t understand what you are trying to do.  I got caught on this yesterday.  I was reffing a U-14 match between two mediocre teams who were coached by someone’s Dad.  I was trying to use a slow whistle to see if people could work through a foul, I was trying to man manage, I was trying to pro-actively referee on aerial challenges.  The players had no clue what I was doing, and they started whacking each other as soon as they got touched instead of working for advantage.   It took me about 20 minutes to realize that I was there to babysit and not to faciliate a safe, fair display of atheletic skill. 

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