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Just when I thought that things would get better

by DougJ|  January 14, 20147:46 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It’s probably not fair to whiny-ass titty babies to call Politico a bunch of whiny-ass titty babies:

Politico editor-in-chief John Harris and chief executive Jim VandeHei are expected to visit The Washington Post on Wednesday to discuss the paper’s recent scrutiny of chief White House correspondent Mike Allen and his influential Playbook newsletter, according to a source familiar with the meeting who is not authorized to discuss it.

The Politico higher-ups are scheduled to sit down with both editorial page editor Fred Hiatt and media critic Erik Wemple, who has aggressively covered Allen and recently suggested the Politico star writer rewards Playbook advertisers with favorable coverage. After digging through Playbook’s archives, Wemple concluded in November that “the special interests that pay for slots in the newsletter get adoring coverage elsewhere in the playing field of Playbook.”

[….]

“Erik’s posts about Playbook are false and insulting,” Allen wrote. “I haven’t responded because his obsessive, anti-Playbook agenda has been obvious for some

[….]

During an December appearance on WNYC, VandeHei said he thought Wemple’s “piece was nonsense, which is why we didn’t play ball with him on it.” On Fox News, Harris described Wemple’s report as “more of a suggestion, insinuation, innuendo in a really unfair way.” Playbook, Harris said, is “totally transparent.”

Check out this awesome Wemple piece (via) on Allen’s non-stop fluffing of Roger Ailes:

Copyright considerations prevent the Erik Wemple Blog from dropping the plenary glory of “FRIENDS PUSH AILES FOR PRESIDENT” into this blog post, yet a few excerpts hint at the genius behind its formulation. The lede: “Friends and associates are encouraging Fox News chief Roger Ailes to jump into the political arena for real by running for president in 2012, top sources tell POLITICO.” The flattery: “Ailes, 69, has an aggessive, winning personality that made Fox News a huge success — and a huge target for liberal critics.” The meat: “Talk of an Ailes run, which informed sources said is based on more than mere speculation, could escalate the White House war with Fox war in wildly unpredictable – and fun – ways.”

I wonder if Hiatt will shut Wemple down. If so, I hope the Times or HuffPo hires him.

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Federal Judge declares OK Ban on Gay Marriage Unconstitutional (updated)

by Soonergrunt|  January 14, 20145:49 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Open Threads

http://www.oknd.uscourts.gov/

The Northern District of Oklahoma sits in Tulsa, OK and is in the 10th US Circuit Court of Appeals.  That’s two current rulings for marriage equality in the 10th circuit at this time.  As I understand it (IANAL) the 10th Ct. denied Utah’s request for a stay of the Judge’s ruling.  Now Utah has appealed to US Supreme Court.  I don’t know how this stuff works, and I assume one of our legal eagles can clue us in, but would this ruling, stayed by the Court itself, be bundled with the Utah case at  USSC, or merely wait until the ruling from the Supreme Court?

http://www.hrc.org/blog/entry/u.s.-district-judge-rules-oklahoma-ban-on-marriage-equality-unconstitutiona

Today U.S. District Judge Terence Kern ruled that Oklahoma’s ban on marriage equality is unconstitutional.  His ruling is stayed pending appeal, meaning marriages will not occur immediately in the Sooner State.

HRC President Chad Griffin issued the following statement:

“Judge Kern has come to the conclusion that so many have before him – that the fundamental equality of lesbian and gay couples is guaranteed by the United States Constitution.  With last year’s historic victories at the Supreme Court guiding the way, it is clear that we are on a path to full and equal citizenship for all lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Americans.  Equality is not just for the coasts anymore, and today’s news from Oklahoma shows that time has come for fairness and dignity to reach every American in all 50 states.”

Two plaintiff couples, Mary Bishop and Sharon Baldwin and Gay Phillips and Susan Barton, filed their case, Bishop v. Oklahoma, in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Oklahoma in November 2004.  Lead counsel in the case are Don Holladay and James Warner of the Oklahoma City law firm Holladay & Chilton PLLC.

Link to ruling (PDF) here.

Thanks to Commenter Shortstop, here is a list of current Marriage Equality lawsuits and their various statuses.  Here is another one that may be more up to date.

Open thread, and we now return you to your regular programming

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How To Shame Black Women Featuring Juicy J

by Elon James White|  January 14, 20145:44 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

First, Academy Award-winning rapper (for this lovely diddy)  Juicy J tweets out that he’s giving a $50,000 scholarship to “the best chick who can twerk.” Then he gives the scholarship to a very deserving lady, Zaire Holmes, a 19-year old mother and full-time student, whose submission video was twerk-free.

According to the rules/fine print, you didn’t need to “twerk” to win. And that’s fine. But then, the rapper said he “didn’t want to waste it on some chick just shaking her ass.” So now you’re shaming ladies for dancing when you asked them to dance? In a society that already throws an immense amount of critique at women of color the “Hard Out Here for a Pimp” rapper decides to drop some respectability politics on everyone’s lap.

Irony: It’s not just for Republicans yelling about discrimination anymore.

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Long Read: “Death Dust”

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20145:25 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Science & Technology, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Special for our Southwestern/Californian correspondents. Dana Goodyear in the New Yorker on “The Menace of Valley Fever“:

…In soil, Coccidioides immitis exists in chains of barrel-shaped units called arthroconidia; airborne, these fragment easily into lightweight spores. C. immitis is adapted to lodge deep: its spores are small enough to reach the end of the bronchioles at the bottom of the lungs. We can breathe them in, but we can’t breathe them out. Once in the lung, the spore circles up into a spherule, defined by a chitinous cell wall and filled with a hundred or so baby endospores. When the spherule is sufficiently full, it ruptures, releasing the endospores and stimulating an acute inflammatory response that disrupts blood flow to the tissue and can lead to necrosis. The endospores, each of which will become a new spherule, travel through the blood and lymph systems, allowing the cocci to spread, as one specialist told me, “anywhere it wants.” In people with weakened immune systems, cocci can take over.

Every year, there are some hundred and fifty thousand cases. Only forty per cent of people infected are symptomatic, and the signs—fever, cough, exhaustion—can be hard to distinguish from the flu. A small subset of patients will suffer long-term health problems; in fewer still, cocci will disseminate from the lungs into other tissue—skin, bones, and, often fatally, the meninges of the brain. For those with cocci meningitis, the treatment can be brutal. Three times a week, in the hospital, patients are administered an anti-fungal called amphotericin B—“amphoterrible” is how doctors refer to it—with a needle to the base of the skull. To prevent headaches, patients sometimes rest for several hours with their feet elevated above their heads. One patient, a twenty-six-year-old white woman who caught valley fever four years ago, told me that the medicine made her vomit non-stop on a negative incline. She was temporarily paralyzed, underwent three brain surgeries, and has had twenty-two spinal taps. Not long after her diagnosis, the doctors told her mother to make funeral arrangements. Now they tell her she will be on anti-fungals, funnelled through a shunt in her brain, for the rest of her life.

Cocci is endemic to the desert Southwest—California, Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Texas—and to the semi-arid parts of Central and South America. Digging—building, drilling, tilling, clearing—stirs it up, and dry, hot, windy conditions, a regional feature intensified by climate change, disperse it. In recent years, infections have risen dramatically. According to the Centers for Disease Control, from 1998 to 2011 there was a tenfold increase in reported cases; officials there call it a “silent epidemic,” far more destructive than had been previously recognized. Its circumscribed range has made it easy for policymakers to ignore. Though it sickens many times more people than West Nile virus, which affects much of the country, including the Northeast, it has received only a small fraction of the funding for research. “The impact of valley fever on its endemic populations is equal to the impact of polio or chicken pox before the vaccines,” John Galgiani, an infectious-disease physician who directs the Valley Fever Center for Excellence, at the University of Arizona in Tucson, says. “But chicken pox and polio were worldwide.”

In 2012, valley fever was the second-most-reported disease in Arizona; two-thirds of the country’s cases occur in the state. There is no vaccine to protect against it and, in the most severe cases, no cure. The population of Phoenix has grown by ten per cent in the past decade, and newcomers have no acquired immunity. The elderly and the immune-compromised—including pregnant women—are most susceptible; for unknown reasons, otherwise healthy African-Americans and Filipinos are disproportionately vulnerable to severe and life-threatening forms of the disease. (In one early study, Filipino men were estimated to be a hundred and seventy-five times as likely as white men to get sick from cocci, and a hundred and ninety-two times as likely to die from it.) But, as one specialist told me, “if you breathe and you’re warm-blooded, you can get this.”…

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(Grand)Stand with Rand

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20144:14 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Assholes

Preening, Tribble-topped presidential aspirant Rand Paul is reportedly going to introduce a bill today to repeal the Authorization for the Use of Military Force (AUMF) in Iraq. The White House is said to support the bill in theory:

“The administration supports the repeal of the Iraq AUMF since it is no longer used for any US government activities,” National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said in a statement, laying out the White House stance first reported by Yahoo News.

“We understand that some in Congress are considering legislation related to the Iraq AUMF, and we will certainly examine these proposals as they come forward.”

One US official said the White House has not actively sought to repeal the AUMF “because the effect would be entirely symbolic, and we have many more pressing priorities to take up with Congress.”

Yes, it’s symbolic, as Paul well knows, but it may serve to bolster his credentials among libertarians and a certain type of gullible liberal, which is obviously the point.

The AUMF debate occurred before Baby Doc entered public life, and he may very well have opposed it on the grounds that the money could best be funneled into the pockets of deserving billionaires. Does anyone know if he bothered to speak out on it at the time like another guy did?

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The politics of ooh feeling good

by DougJ|  January 14, 201412:39 pm| 197 Comments

This post is in: David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Assholes

Chris Christie was photographed with David Wildstein on September 11 of 2013, during the lane closure. A few days ago, Christie claimed:

“I have had no contact with David Wildstein in a long time, a long time, well before the election,” which was held Nov. 5, Mr. Christie said last week. “You know, I could probably count on one hand the number of conversations I’ve had with David since he worked at the Port Authority. I did not interact with David.”

As I’ve said before, the lane closure story is bigger politically than the national media thinks. The misuse of Sandy funds is probably nowhere near as important.

The official establishment punditry line about Bridgegate will be “local politics is messy”. And indeed, people understand that there’s a lot of graft in local politics, probably especially in the northeast. Greasing palms and letting your own palm be greased is one thing, though, and being a dick to thousands of motorists is quite another.

The gap between elite media’s embrace of blatant assholery (everybody needs to feel the pain, etc.) and the voting public’s distaste for it is very wide. In some ways, this gap may be the most important story in contemporary politics. Yes, being an asshole towards mythical strapping young bucks and welfare queens has been good politics for the GOP over the past 40 years, but that’s racism, not a universal unconditional love of dickishness.

And yes, the right and its stooges at Washington Post et al. have done a good job of duping the public about the wonders of austerity, what with the number of Jesus dollars we owe in debt and the incontrovertible truth that when I tighten my belt, gubmint should tighten its too. I’d argue they’ve done it not by convincing people that budget cuts are awesome but by convincing them that austerity will be good for the economy. The public isn’t so much laissez faire as laissez les bon temps rouler.

John had it right:

what really is killing the Republican party is that deep down, they are just complete assholes.

Yes, Republicans and much of establishment media think there’s not much downside to being an asshole, that, at best, it’s wise Burkean tough love and at worst it’s boys will be boys. They’re wrong.

Reagan managed to come across as a genial guy. So did Bush in 2000.

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Just a little walking around money

by Tim F|  January 14, 201412:29 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

In case you needed another reason to loathe Howie Kurtz, go to Gawker and enjoy. It looks a lot like Kurtz used his profile to help secure a whole lot of funding for a minor wingnut website called the Daily Download along with a minor figure named Lauren Ashburn. Kurtz seems to have drawn a significant salary and helped Ashburn to run the site, then he lied about it when Ashburn started appearing as an ‘independent’ expert on TV shows hosted by Kurtz. The website disappeared with what might or might not be about $600,000 unaccounted for (bolding mine).

After Ashburn abruptly shut down the website in late November, for instance, officials at Maryland Public Television issued several panicked emails about the importance of staying in the Knight Foundation’s good graces. BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski, who first noticed the Daily Download’s closure, inspired a separate flurry of emails.

The site never reappeared.

Ashburn later told Poynter’s Andrew Beaujon that “our grant from Maryland Public Television and the Knight Foundation ended” and that “operating an advertising-based niche website without additional funding is tough going in this economy.” But, again, the site did have additional funding, $600,000’s worth, according to Ashburn’s revised budget.

It is not clear how the supplementary funds were spent if, as Ashburn suggests, they were not used to maintain the Daily Download’s website. Nor is it obvious why she never acknowledged the other funds.

You may recognize Laura Ashburn as one of the constant rotation of faces that reads the cue cards that Roger Ailes scribbles in Sharpie every single day. Sadly for Ashburn the scandal could get too hot for FOX and leave her on the street drinking cheap zinfandel from a paper cup, or worse, writing for Breitbart.

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