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Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

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Petty moves from a petty man.

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You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

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if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

T R E 4 5 O N

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

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And the Power Is Back On

by John Cole|  January 7, 201412:15 am| 68 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

In the three hours the power was out, my pretty insulated house (but with really dated and not at all good at keeping cold out windows) dropped almost 6 degrees.

I pity all the poor people and animals out in this shit. This is just brutal out.

Also, congrats to the Seminoles (sorry Betty).

And the Power Is Back OnPost + Comments (68)

And Now No Power

by John Cole|  January 6, 201410:34 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

-8 but feels like -28 with the wind chill according to Weatherbug and now no power. Fuck you James Inhofe.

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Open Thread: On Showing One’s Arse in Public…

by Anne Laurie|  January 6, 20149:15 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

Okay, I’m a gleeful partisan, but this is too good not to share. Dave Weigel, “Daily Caller Cites 24-Year-Old Fake Princeton Newspaper to Attack the NYT’s Benghazi Reporter“:

…Three days into the new year, Johnson appeared again in the Daily Caller with an apparent scoop about David D. Kirkpatrick, the New York Times Cairo bureau chief who’d just filed a lengthy corrective history of the 9/11/12 Benghazi attacks. Never mind Kirkpatrick’s reporting; Johnson proved that Kirkpatrick had “show[ed] his naked body to all” while a student at Princeton 25 years ago….

Turns out, Kirkpatrick was busted for ‘public lewdness’ while in college (art class pranking & streaking), but the more outrageous claims Johnson cited were from a college parody paper. Johnson replied to Wiegel’s “So … what do college stunts during the George H.W. Bush administration says about Kirkpatrick’s journalism now?”:

… I am rather notorious for not understanding sarcasm or satire and I am deeply embarrassed by the whole article…

And some people say the Daily Caller has never printed a single factual statement. Haterz!

… As an aside some people are arguing that I was trying to discredit Kirkpatrick’s controversial reporting on the Benghazi attack which is false. I simply wrote up the story because his name was in the news. I have no idea if what he reported was accurate…

Well, Mr. Johnson, if you’d stopped after “I have no idea”, even your meanest critics would’ve conceded your accuracy!*

* Incidentally, this falls under the “sarcasm or satire” rule.

Open Thread: On Showing One’s Arse in Public…Post + Comments (51)

A Special Place in Hell

by John Cole|  January 6, 20147:11 pm| 208 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

For people who ask whether or not it is cold enough out there for you when it’s so cold and windy that if you sneeze it flies back into your face and freezes on your cheek. I’ve been some pretty cold places (Baumholder, Germany, in the middle of winter with a heater broken on my tank), but this just sucks, and I’m older now.

Both my garage door and back door froze shut at various points, and I had to carry Lily outside to piss. And no, footies would not have helped. I opened the back door and she was three feet away and got hit in the face with a blast of frigid wind, immediately gave her “fuck that noise” face, and ran back into the bedroom under the comforter.

Big game tonight? We rooting for the Florida team for our favorite Cracker?

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Monday Evening Open Thread: “The Agony of Frank Luntz”

by Anne Laurie|  January 6, 20145:52 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Our Failed Political Establishment

An early death and a short trip to hell, hopefully. RT @politicalwire: What's Next for Frank Luntz? http://t.co/J5VbDBH4PO

— billmon (@billmon1) January 6, 2014

What kind of moron moves to Las Vegas to be "intellectually challenged"? Wait, I know the answer: http://t.co/00Z7S1ORq8

— billmon (@billmon1) January 6, 2014

On the other hand, I can SO see Frank Luntz hanging in the lizard lounge with the other lizards. pic.twitter.com/owtyc5y0s6

— billmon (@billmon1) January 6, 2014

Frank Luntz is a professional liar who’s been cheerfully ratfvcking for the GOP since Pat Buchanan’s last presidential run. Molly Ball (whose stuff is always worth reading) wrote a wonderful tiny-violins piece about him for the Atlantic, and I’m sure it was a genuine consolation to Frank Luntz:

… Frank Luntz, the master political manipulator, a man who has always evinced a cheery certainty about who’s right and who’s winning and how it all works, is a mess.

And yet, over the hour and a half I spend talking with him—the first time he has spoken publicly about his current state of mind—it’s hard to grasp what the crisis is about. Luntz hasn’t renounced his conservative worldview. His belief in unfettered capitalism and individual self-reliance appears stronger than ever. He hasn’t become disillusioned with his very profitable career or his nomadic, solitary lifestyle. His complaints—that America is too divided, President Obama too partisan, and the country in the grip of an entitlement mentality that is out of control—seem pretty run-of-the-mill. But his anguish is too deeply felt not to be real. Frank Luntz is having some kind of crisis. I just can’t quite get my head around it.

A few weeks after our lunch, Luntz tells me he’s made a move. He has changed his principal residence from Northern Virginia to a condo overlooking the Las Vegas Strip, and he’s contemplating a sale of his company, Luntz Global LLC, the details of which he is not at liberty to discuss. Las Vegas, he says, represents “my chance to be intellectually challenged again” by a place that is “the closest thing to a melting pot America has to offer.” As fresh starts go, it’s not much, but Luntz hopes it will bring some new clarity….

Because I’m a cynic, my first impulse was to assume Luntz had been caught servicing a live goat or a dead human, but that would imply carnal impulses of which I’m not sure Luntz is capable. Probably he’s just about to roll out some new iteration of ‘words don’t have meanings, they just have effects‘ for the One Percenters.
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Apart from schadenfreude, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Can we retire “zero tolerance”, finally, now? Horrible idea.

by Kay|  January 6, 20142:54 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Domestic Politics, Education, Post-racial America, General Stupidity, Get off my grass you damned kids, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

I disagree with nearly all of the Obama Administration’s policy and practice regarding public schools, but the role the Obama Administration had in this should be celebrated:

Faced with mounting evidence that get-tough policies in schools are leading to arrest records, low academic achievement and high dropout rates that especially affect minority students, cities and school districts around the country are rethinking their approach to minor offenses.
In the past two decades, schools around the country have seen suspensions, expulsions and arrests for minor nonviolent offenses climb together with the number of police officers stationed at schools. The policy, called zero tolerance, first grew out of the war on drugs in the 1990s and became more aggressive in the wake of school shootings like the one at Columbine High School in Colorado.

When I talk to adults about what’s going on in schools I have noticed that because the vast majority of people once attended a public school, adults who don’t follow this closely for one reason or another tend to compare any current policy with their own experience. That’s probably natural and it’s understandable and all, but it may not be sufficient, because many of the policies and practices I object to are somewhat like what adults may have experienced in 1970 or 1980 or 1990, but they are different, worse, because of degree. So, for example, if I say I object to the nutty proliferation and single-minded focus on standardized testing, today, right now, I’m not talking about when you aced the Iowa Test of Basic Skills in 1987. I’m talking about an obsessive focus on standardized testing. I’m talking about out-of-control testing obsession like this.

Similarly, “zero tolerance” is not ordinary discipline and it’s not removing disruptive students from a single class session or keeping them after school or calling their parents. Zero tolerance is extreme, unsurprisingly perhaps, given that it’s called ZERO tolerance.

It’s turning kids over to law enforcement or the courts for relatively minor infractions. It’s taking them out of school and putting them into the juvenile justice system when they shouldn’t be there, and once they’re in that system they start to believe they belong there and once the big court machine starts rolling it’s hard to get them OUT of it and back to school even if we in the system know they don’t belong in a court.

Beginning in 2009, the Department of Justice and the Department of Education aggressively began to encourage schools to think twice before arresting and pushing children out of school. In some cases, as in Meridian, Miss., the federal government has sued to force change in schools.

In the most extreme cases, this is what “zero tolerance” looks like. This is from the Meridian, Mississippi DOJ complaint (pdf):

Defendants’ concerted actions punish children in Meridian, Mississippi so arbitrarily and severely as to shock the conscience, and deprive these children of liberty and educational opportunities on an ongoing basis.

The repercussions of the constitutional violations perpetrated by Defendants are
severe and far-reaching. Children are regularly and repeatedly handcuffed and arrested in school and incarcerated for days at a time without a probable cause hearing, regardless of the severity-or lack thereof-of the alleged offense or probation violation.

Research suggests that arrest, detention, and juvenile court appearances have profound negative short-term and long-term consequences for children’s mental and physical health, educational success, and future employment opportunities. One study of national data suggests that arrest doubles the probability of dropout. Even one court appearance during high school increases a child’s likelihood of dropping out of school, and court appearances are especially detrimental to children with no or minimal previous history of delinquency. Detention disrupts children’s engagement with families, school, and work, and may slow or interrupt the natural process of “aging out” of delinquency. Moreover, children detained pending adjudication are more likely to be committed to a juvenile facility than children who are not detained, regardless of the charges against them. Research links incarceration of juveniles to significantly higher school dropout rates, which translate to higher unemployment, poorer health, shorter lifespan, lower earnings, and increased future contacts with the criminal justice system.

The “probation violation” process explained in the complaint is crucial to understanding this, because that’s how kids who never belonged there in the first place remain in the juvenile justice system once they enter it. When kids are charged and adjudicated within the court system for relatively minor incidents at school the terms of their probation or ongoing court supervision often include a provision where any future incident at school is not just breaking a school rule but also a probation violation, which then lands them right back in court. This can go on for months and sometimes years.

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E-A-T M-O-R…

by Betty Cracker|  January 6, 201412:59 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Politics, The Gay Enemy Within, Assholes, Sociopaths

Remember Trestin Meacham, the Utah man who was on a weeks-long hunger strike to oppose same-sex marriage? Looks like he can go ahead and snarf down a Chick-fil-A with a side of hate today:

Marriage equality advocates were dealt a heavy blow on Monday, as the U.S. Supreme Court moved to grant Utah’s request for a temporary halt on same-sex nuptials.

The decision ends a two-week stint of gay couples’ marrying in the Mormon-dominated state, one of the reddest in nation and the 18th to legalize same-sex marriage. All weddings between couples of the same sex will now be on hold until an appeals court hears the case.

Bummer for those who were hoping Meacham would self-deport from the planet. On the other hand, the article John cited in the earlier post linked above said this:

Meacham claims he will fast until Utah decides to nullify the court’s decision — nullification being a theory that the states have authority in all matters, not the federal government.

And since Utah sought a stay from the US Supreme Court rather than nullifying a federal court decision, technically, Meacham should continue to starve himself to death in a bigoted snit. But I’m betting he leaps on this ruling like a homophobe on a ham sandwich.

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