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Always Oppressed, Always Stupid

by @heymistermix.com|  January 3, 201410:05 am| 200 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Why doesn't Andrew Cuomo shut down all the roads everywhere? He is the king, after all.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 2, 2014

The Duke of Albany hath ordered the expressways open. "Open," he bids them.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 3, 2014


The man who called GWB the “first great leader of the 21st century”, and who still supports the Iraq war, senses the yoke of tyranny descending on his delicate shoulders because Andrew Cuomo shut down part of the Thruway during a blizzard.

Where I grew up, in a state where you can carry as many guns as you want (which as we all know is the true test of freedom), the major highways had gates that could be closed during blizzards. We didn’t whine about our precious freedoms when the governor closed them, we just understood that the roads needed to be plowed, and it’s hard to plow a highway strewn with abandoned or wrecked cars. Apparently that little bit of common sense is a bridge too far for JPod.

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Friday Morning Open Thread: Chill Tundra

by Anne Laurie|  January 3, 20145:06 am| 94 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Jump! You Fuckers!

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(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

Serious economic terms of great vividness! Professor Krugman, on the Right’s “Bodyguard of Zombies, Counterattack by Cockroaches”:

… Today’s right wing never gives up on a politically convenient argument, no matter how thoroughly it may have been refuted by analysis and evidence. It may downplay that argument for a while — though often even that doesn’t happen — but it always comes back.

Inequality is a clear though not at all unique example. Consider three arguments one might make against 21st-century populism:

1. Inequality isn’t increasing.
2. OK, inequality is increasing, but it’s not a problem.
3. OK, it would be nice to have lower inequality, but any proposed solutions would do more harm than good.

Which of these arguments does the right choose, when making its stand? The answer is, all three. Argument 1 faded away briefly when the CBO published its landmark study documenting the rise of the one percent, but as we’ve just seen, it’s back (this is an illustration of the concept of cockroach ideas.) Argument 2 doesn’t stand up under scrutiny, but it just keeps being made anyway — it’s a zombie. But meanwhile, argument 3 is made against anyone like, say, the new mayor of New York who proposes even the slightest effort to equalize opportunity.

This kind of thing flummoxes many people, who imagine that we’re having a real debate. It makes perfect sense, however, once you realize that the other side here isn’t engaged in good-faith argument, just looking for anything that comes to hand, with no regard for consistency…

I’d love to be having real debates on these issues. But we aren’t having and can’t have such debates, because the cockroaches and zombies get in the way.

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Apart from unpleasant topics like zombies, cockroaches, rightwingers and the current weather, what’s on the agenda for today?

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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 3, 201412:21 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sure didn’t predict this outcome for the Oklahoma/Alabama game.

It’s still snowing and windy and ten pounds of suck in a five lb. bag outside.

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Speaking of Snow

by John Cole|  January 2, 20148:16 pm| 104 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

It’s kind of a hot mess outside the Cole abode. We don’t have too much accumulation (two-three inches, maybe), but it was another one of those perfect situations to make the roads treacherous, because it was moist and rainy before the cold, so there is a slickness underneath the snow, as well as whipping winds and a really cold temp, plus those little snowflakes that seem to always fall forever.

At any rate, Lily went out to potty early this morning, but because she absolutely loathes having cold feet (that’s how the shoulder injury happened, if you remember), she has started to go outside five times, walked out onto the porch, said screw that, and turned around and gone back inside. Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore had to go out, grudgingly walked out into what she considers Antarctica, and was underneath the pine tree doing number two when the most awesome thing (for me) happened. The wind picked up, and a giant clump of snow was knocked off the pine tree branches, right smack onto Lily’s back as she was in her indelicate and uncomfortable #2 position. Mid-poo, she raced the length of the yard, ran around in circles as if she was under attack, squatted and finished her business after thirty seconds of frantically looking for the snowman who assaulted her, finished her business, and ran inside with a very wounded look on her face.

I was in hysterics. I still am. I hope this does not make me an awful person, but I did wipe down her tootsies and she’s on my lap underneath my bathrobe and on top of my pj’s.

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Open Thread: But It’s A Dry Snow…

by Anne Laurie|  January 2, 20147:37 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

RT @janinegibson: 11 year old: "My class has decided de Blasio has one chance to impress us and it'd better be snow day tomorrow." #nextgen.

— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) January 2, 2014


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True fact for you warm-climate disbelievers: Dry snow — the light powdery fluffy kind that happens when the atmospheric humidity is low — is much easier to deal with than the high-humidity kind.

So far, praise goddess, we’re getting the fluffy stuff. And the towns twenty miles further north and east (seaward) have gotten fifteen inches to our six, so far… but we’re probably looking at another full twenty-four hours before we have the final totals to establish bragging rights.

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Branding

by Anne Laurie|  January 2, 20144:55 pm| 174 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

@anne_boyer @PhillipsPasha Power of brand. Kale = upscale granola crunchers. Collards = gap toothed hillbillies.

— billmon (@billmon1) January 1, 2014

Going out to remove the first six inches, of a projected ten to fifteen, from the front steps & walkway. Yes, I know I’m lucky in comparison to many of you Midwesterners…

Along with complaining about the weather, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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DEAR NFL- You Have a Mike Priefer Problem

by John Cole|  January 2, 20143:16 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Assholes

This guy needs to lose his job and run for office as a member of the tea party.

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