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Post-Racial America Update, Simple Minds Edition

by Zandar|  November 20, 20142:29 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Post-racial America, Republican Venality, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person, Their Motto: Apocalypse Now

Remember kids, racism is a barbarous old relic of the past that is no longer applicable in American politics, therefore political remedies for racism like the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act are equally as outdated.

Nevada Assemblyman Ira Hansen (R), who the assembly’s Republican caucus selected as their choice to be its next speaker earlier this month, has a long history of racist, sexist and homophobic statements chronicled in a long list published by the Reno News Review. Among other things, as part of a broader statement of support for school vouchers, Hansen claimed that “[t]he relationship of Negroes and Democrats is truly a master-slave relationship, with the benevolent master knowing what’s best for his simple minded darkies.” Indeed, according to the News Review, Hansen keeps a Confederate battle flag on his wall, which he says that he flies “proudly in honor and in memory of a great cause and my brave ancestors who fought for that cause.” He also “tends to use the term ‘Negro’ and often does not capitalize it.”

Hansen has also published several columns attacking Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., including one where he claims that “King’s private life was trashy at best. … King Jr. is as low as it gets, a hypocrite, a liar, a phony, and a fraud.” In another piece, he wrote that “[t]he lack of gratitude and the deliberate ignoring of white history in relation to eliminating slavery is a disgrace that Negro leaders should own up to.”

Reminder: not only is this charming gentlemen an elected state Assemblyman, elected to represent people in Nevada, but his Republican colleagues believe his views are acceptable (Or non-controversial? Unknown even though he had a newspaper column? You choose!) enough to make him the Speaker of Nevada’s State Assembly.

Oh and there’s more.  Because with these aggregate colonies of fungus in people suits, there always is more.

Nor does Hansen reserve his condemnations for African Americans. He’s argued that “women do not belong in the Army or Navy or Marine Corps, except in certain limited fields.” He’s criticized the “sexual revolution” and the “women’s liberation movement” for encouraging women “to act as foolishly as men.” And he also claims to have a strange obsession with gay child molesters. He once wrote that he’s “been keeping a rough tally on homosexual/heterosexual molesters as reported locally” and that this inquiry revealed that “and roughly half of all molestations involve homosexual men preying on boys.” As the News Review notes, “Hansen gave no details, nor did he publish his list, nor did he explain how he knew the sexuality of the alleged molesters.”

I mean this guy is a walking caricature of Republican Racist Asshole, and the guy still ends up Speaker of Nevada’s Assembly.  The dean of Nevada politics, Jon Ralston, has more on how Hansen ended up winning that position.

I got some intel from some GOP insiders, who filled me in on exactly what happened during Friday’s marathon session:

It appears that Pat Hickey never had much of a chance to be elected as speaker after serving as minority leader. “It went downhill quick,” one source told me.

Most of the night was a negotiation, with Ira Hansen eventually agreeing to give the majority leader slot to southerner Paul Anderson.

Fact was Hansen started with, as one put it, “all the new members and the Fiore wing,” a reference to Michele Fiore, who does not like Hickey and whose best friend, Victoria Seaman, was just elected.

So, with a majority at the outset, “Hansen had the votes so it ended up more like a negotiation than an election,” one source told me.

Again, Nevada’s newly minted Republican majority in the State Assembly had no reservations whatsoever about putting a guy who used the word “darkies” as their Speaker.

Awesome.

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished, Part Infinity

by John Cole|  November 20, 201412:50 pm| 454 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Remember Shanesha Taylor, the woman who was in a horrible situation (and I don’t mean just living in Arizona), who was helped out by tons of anonymous souls on the internet. Well, here’s an update:

Shanesha Taylor’s tearful mug shot and her claims that she had to leave her two young sons in a hot car for a job interview helped generate about $114,000 in online donations.

But Taylor is now facing felony child abuse charges after she said she couldn’t provide $40,000 from the donated money for a trust fund for her children as negotiated with the prosecution.

So where did the money go?

According to a budget, the unemployed Taylor submitted to the court, she is blowing through the donations at a rate of nearly $4,200 a month.

Among the expenses Taylor claims she spends are $300 a month on clothes, another $300 on dining and entertainment, $160 on cable TV, $250 on household expenses and $500 on groceries.

Taylor is also reported to have spent $6,000 to help her children’s father finish a rap album at a Tempe music studio.

Her defense team got disgusted and quit, she’s facing new charges, and as far as I am concerned, she can rot in jail. Asshole.

*** Update ***

More to the story:

Taylor’s attorneys withdrew from the case on Thursday, and she met with the media after the brief hearing to try to explain why she has not placed some of the more than $114,000 she received from donors into the trusts, as the agreement with prosecutors required.

“I’m still the person that they thought I was,” Taylor said without an attorney present. “I’m still trying to do the best for my children.”

Taylor told reporters outside the courthouse that she still has $72,000 left of the donated funds and that she failed to meet the deadline for other reasons.

Taylor said one of the main reasons was that she disagreed with the terms of the trust fund, which would provide her children with money only if they attended post-secondary education.

“I can move the money over and put it into place, but if doesn’t take care of the children, it’s futile,” Taylor said. “It would lock them out of their money if they didn’t go to college.”

Taylor also said that Thursday’s deadline was moved up from the original November date too suddenly; she didn’t have time to put the $40,000 in because her account allows only $20,000 in withdrawals a month.

Taylor told reporters that her paid expenses up until this point include day care for her 6-month old and 2-year-old sons and rent. She denied allegations that she had spent money on designer clothes and purses.

But she did say that she had bought Kindles for the children. She also has been taking them to Chuck E. Cheese’s and McDonald’s once a week.

Taylor mentioned that the father of her youngest children, a sales technician, has been helping to support them, as well.

Just pu the money in the trust and make all this go away, fer crying out loud. And I rescind the asshole and jail bit. I was just upset that it seemed like she had blown this. And she needs a financial planner to keep this on the up and up.

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One track minds

by Tim F|  November 20, 201412:32 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Republicans have threatened everything short of second amendment solutions over Obama’s plan to improve the deferred action for childhood arrivals (DACA) program, and they probably should. If Obama makes it easier for certain categories of people to stay in the country then Cleek’s law dictates that the next presidential candidate for the GOP must write an oath in his own blood to end that program and anything related to it the millisecond he takes office.

People who vote already Republican will respond of course and that might eat into Jim Webb’s hypothetical margins, but I think only a small number of adjectives can adequately describe the effect that stark pledge would have on hispanic voters in America. Terms like electric or galvanizing get you part way there. And once people who don’t vote start voting, they usually stick with the team that brought them there. Any Republican who can count the number of hispanics who do not yet vote (it’s a lot) will feel roughly the same way about DACA as Democrats do about reapportionment.

Even so I doubt that apeshit GOP rage will have as much of an impact as people think. If DACA doesn’t pan out Republicans have plenty more in that binder of excuses for blowing up the government. But more to the point that I strongly suspect that a few hours from now a certain grand jury in St. Louis County, Missouri will announce their decision and go home. And then some other things will happen. Front page center only has room for one story. Sadly, I do not think incremental adjustments to immigration policy will compete.

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Nice Victim Blaming, Don Lemon

by Elon James White|  November 20, 201412:05 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

It’s been too long since we heard a helpful piece of advice from our good friend, Don Lemon. The newscaster, when he’s not telling America’s black youth to pull up their pants, had a tip for Joan Tarshis.  Tarshis went public this week with allegations that she was drugged and raped by Bill Cosby in 1969:

Lemon: You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it.

Tarshis: I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn’t even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.

Lemon: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?

Tarshis: Yes…I didn’t even think of it.

Brilliant idea, Mr. Lemon. Because as if being raped and having to discuss it isn’t agonizing enough, let’s throw in a side of victim blaming. Lemon has since apologized, for all the good that did.

Team Blackness also discussed a Kentucky fire chief who refused to help a black family in a traffic incident, a new Barbie book about programming that tells girls they need boys to code for them, and Tanzania evicting 40,000 people to make room for the Dubai royal family.

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Whistle a happy tune

by DougJ|  November 20, 201410:11 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Readership Capture

Just a fun video, one of my favorites that’s been missing from the internet for years.

Paul Simon, Connie Hawkins – Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard – SNL 1975 from Simon and Garfunkel News on Vimeo.

What are your favorite pick-me-up videos? Mine are this, some random woman singing Macy Gray in her car that I can’t find anymore, the Staples Singers in “Soul to Soul”, various live versions of “All Down the Line”, and the opening to “Dog Day Afternoon”.

Or talk about whatever.

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American Rand Stand, Con’t

by Zandar|  November 20, 20149:31 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, hoocoodanode, WIN THE MORNING

Team WIN THE MORNING discovers Rand Paul is a self-serving Republican Glibertarian douchebag, and finds that civil liberties groups like the ACLU are 1) mad at Rand darnit and 2) staffed by people with the common sense of a three-week old bowl of German potato salad.

“He could have voted against the bill on final passage. That would have been a completely different thing than shutting down the debate,” said Laura Murphy of the American Civil Liberties Union, one of Paul’s strongest allies on the issue. Both have filed lawsuits against the NSA surveillance programs.

This type of criticism may become a recurring theme as Paul’s presidential campaign blossoms — the purist libertarian beliefs that built the Paul brand are going to keep crashing into traditional Republican standards, especially on national security.

His “no” vote on NSA reform even raised suspicions that Paul just didn’t want to have the debate.

“Even if Senator Paul had problems with the text he still should have voted to advance the bill, offer an amendment to fix his problem, and then vote against the final bill if it wasn’t adopted,” said Mark Jaycox of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. By voting against the procedural motion, he said, “Senator Paul made clear that he didn’t even want to debate the bill.”

You mean Rand Paul is a politician who doesn’t really give a damn about civil liberties, and will say or do anything he feels to get elected, including using organizations like the ACLU and EFF?

HOOCOODANODE.

Dumbasses.  Rand. Paul. Is. A. Right. Wing. Republican.  Get that through your thick skulls, guys.  Your champion doesn’t just have clay feet, he’s Evil Gumby.  You made common cause with the slimeball and now you’re horrified to discover the knife in your backs?

No sympathy from me.  None.

Bonus Rand Paul Glibertarian Nonsense:

Well, I think that I simply point to my record. I don’t think there has been anybody who has been a bigger defender of minority rights in the Congress than myself, and that’s not saying others aren’t trying as well. But I think you can see a history and a litany of bills that I’ve put forward to not only restore voting rights, but to try to prevent people from the tragedy of losing their employability through felony convictions and other things.

People will always do things for partisan purposes, and I think some of that drummed up in the beginning for partisan purposes when I was running for office. But no, I don’t think there’s anything out there that people are going to say, “Oh, look at this, this means that you’re a racist,” or something, and I think if they do, they probably pigeonhole themselves as being unreasonable by making that kind of comment.

No, you’re a racist who employs racists, and then you call people who call you out on it “unreasonable”. Screw you.  As a constituent, you embarrass me and I fervently want you out of office. You can fool the ACLU all you like, but as a black Kentucky voter, your comment on being a “defender of minority rights in the Congress” is not only factually incorrect, but completely insulting and asinine to boot.

Go talk to Rep. John Lewis, asshole.  Learn a few things from him.  Then apologize to him for your rank stupidity.

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You asked questions, you get answers

by David Anderson|  November 20, 20148:22 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Readership Capture

I just want to respond to some really interesting comments over the past week

First up is Xantar on the Maryland Health Connection website

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News for Marylanders: the new Maryland Health Connection website works. I’ve been beta-testing it for months as part of my job, and it fully opened for business today. I had an account created and started shopping within 15 minutes (I didn’t enroll because I’m going to get insurance through work next year)…

This is the dog that has not barked in the night. There are no huge clusterfucks this year at the federal or state Exchanges that I’ve heard about. Corner solutions concerning odd immigration and family status are still creating hassles and crapping out on people, but common scenarios are going through cleanly.

Satby raises the point about affordability:

I should be looking into renewing, but I think my coverage lapsed when I couldn’t even pay my subsidized premium. Do I just go onto the site and put in my even more reduced income for next year?

Yes, go online and look at your options even if your income has dropped. If you live in a Medicaid expansion state, a dropping income could qualify you for Medicaid which has minimal to no premiums (depending on what waiver the state got). Even if your income dropped but it is above 100% of FPL in non-Expansion states or 138% FPL in Expansion states, the premium subsidy will go up dramatically plus cost sharing Silver assistance could get a whole lot better. At the very worst, it is a wasted twenty minutes if income is below 100% FPL and you live in a non-Expansion state or the subsidized premium is still not affordable. But there is a decent chance a better situation could come about.

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