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Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

Peak wingnut was a lie.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Giving in to doom is how we fail to fight for ourselves & one another.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Our messy unity will be our strength.

Let there be snark.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

People are weird.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

No one could have predicted…

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

Bark louder, little dog.

Stand up, dammit!

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 21, 20145:20 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Quite pleased with myself- just bought a Herman Miller computer chair that retails for close to a grand for only $350 bucks from a furniture supply store. It was a store model and in pristine condition, but people are weird about used stuff, I guess, so it was super marked down. My ass and I are both very happy.

Also, I am cleaning my home office and I found some memory sticks I am not using anymore and would like to give them to someone who needs them. I have 6 (six) 2 gb DDR3 1600 Corsair strips that I could probably but on ebay or something, but I’d rather give them to someone who needs them. So if your box is running slow, email me and I will send you an addy and you can send me a self addressed padded envelope with the requisite stuffing/sleeves to keep them safe and I will hook you up.

Is Obama still President or did they impeach him yet?

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God Prepares to Punk Another GOP Presidential Aspirant

by Betty Cracker|  November 21, 20145:01 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

Wingnut darling Ben Carson, MD went on Pat Robertson’s 700 Club and said God is after him to run for president in 2016.

fingers

But Dr. Carson better watch out — God trolled the shit out of Bachmann, Cain and Santorum last time.

You’d think Pat Robertson would have had the courtesy to warn Dr. Carson about God’s tendency to make crank callings: In addition to urging Robertson himself to make a futile run at the presidency once, God set him up good last year when He told Robertson that Mitt Romney would win and serve two terms, making the pastor look like a fool when Obama kicked Romney’s ass.

#LOLGOD!

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Open Thread: Worst Kept Secret Ever, Ferguson Edition

by Zandar|  November 21, 20141:42 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Post-racial America

Looks like Tim F. nailed it to the wall.

BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting.

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) November 21, 2014

[UPDATE] Or maybe not…

St. Louis County prosecutor says grand jury still in session, date, time and location of press conference not determined.

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) November 21, 2014

…The hell is going on here?

[UPDATE 2] Now the FBI is being dispatched to Ferguson ahead of the decision to set up a command center. This is getting insane.

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Hard scrabbling

by Tim F|  November 21, 201412:57 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

While we freeze down here in the lower 48, it helps to remember we live on a big round planet with lots of places on it.

Photo credit: NOAA
Photo credit: NOAA

Those red places had a warm 2014. Notice that almost everyone in the world lives there. Averaged together all of us people had a few of the hottest months on record and we will probably also have the hottest single year ever. Not everyone, though. Some populations actually have colder weather thanks to the weird effects that warming has on patterns in the atmosphere. One group, a small number, live in central Siberia. The other population is more notable in that the cold spot on the left covers a bunch of the most important group of people in the world for fixing the climate problem. Dropping that one spot of cold over the central and northeastern United States strikes me as a remarkably perverse joke on the part of whoever the spaghetti monster delegated to weather control.

I explained this odd feature of global circulation last year with a fun series about the beautiful moderate winter they had in northern Alaska. Well, it turns out the far north would prefer if they could have their cold winters back.

[Brage Hansen of the Norwegian University of Science and Technology in Trondheim] and his co-authors focused on the rainy warm spell that brought record-high temperatures and prolonged rain to Svalbard over 2 weeks in January and February 2012. Temperatures during that period were routinely 20°C higher than normal, and on one day, the study notes, a Svalbard weather station recorded a daily average temperature of 4°C, which was “higher than at any weather station in mainland Norway on that day.” Another Svalbard station recorded 272 mm of rain during the 2 weeks; that station’s average for the whole year is 385 mm.

The water created thick pools of slush and melted snow, kept cold by the frozen ground, known as permafrost. Then temperatures dropped and everything froze, leaving Svalbard’s fjords and towns coated in thick ice, terrorizing its roughly 2000 inhabitants and decimating the most abundant animals on the archipelago—wild reindeer. Scientists measured ground ice between 10 and 20 cm thick in 200 test sites, and more than half of the ground area they monitored was still covered in the ice 5 months later.

The ice forced road closures in Longyearbyen, Svalbard’s largest settlement, and caused a so-called slush avalanche—consisting of snow, ice, and slush—that destroyed a pedestrian bridge. The town’s central antenna was disabled, halting radio transmissions, and an icy runway meant that flights to and from the archipelago were canceled for days. “Furthermore, snow-mobile driving, dog-sledding and hiking were nearly impossible during the weather event” and for months after, notes the paper, published today in Environmental Research Letters.

The impact on Svalbard’s reindeer was severe, as ice prevented the animals from digging through the snow to eat plants. In the summer of 2012, scientists found high numbers of carcasses in all seven of Svalbard’s monitored populations, and a record number in one of them.

[…] A series of climate models the scientists used to predict local warming in the high Arctic estimated that warming temperatures will continue for years. Hansen says if those predictions bear out, some winters by 2050 could have periods with a mean temperature above freezing. More ice would then follow, which could mean “a completely different” climate on Svalbard, Hansen says, with the 2012 event an icy preview.

First reaction: one whole winter of Todd sitting around with the snowmobile under a tarp and Sarah will cut documentaries for Greenpeace. But on reflection, oy. A thick ice crust that locks out herbivores for a whole season will make Alaska a much quieter place. And if the native populations cannot travel, use the roads or hack through the thick ice to pretty much do anything, and the radio doesn’t work, and the large animals they hunt for food are all dead, that could make the whole area a bit tougher for supporting human life.

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America Chooses ‘Big Bang Theory’ Over Immigration

by Elon James White|  November 21, 201412:40 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Obama announced last night that he will circumvent Congress and protect 5 million undocumented workers from deportation. Despite the fact that this is one of the most sweeping changes to immigration policy in decades, none of the four major networks aired the speech. Univision delayed its live telecast of the Latin Grammys to show the president:

Like it or not, the networks probably aren’t wrong about viewers being more interested in their shows than a presidential announcement, even though a recent Gallup poll did show that Americans view immigration as one of the most important “problems” facing the nation today. As The Washington Post points out, viewership of presidential speeches has declined over the years, and particularly during Obama’s presidency, as the number of distractions on our TVs, computer and tablets have increased. And even if it’s a sad reflection of the nation’s priorities, for the networks, the decision to keep Obama off most broadcast TV stations is just business.

It’s a sad world we live in when people would rather watch Big Bang Theory over legislation that will affect 5 million people.

Team blackness also discussed even more Cosby rape allegations, the price of texting, and Steve McQueen’s new upcoming move about Paul Robeson.

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So Sue Me, Orange Julius

by Zandar|  November 21, 201411:29 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Flash Mob of Hate, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom, Teabagger Stupidity

The GOP response to President Obama’s immigration announcement last night?  Filing that House GOP lawsuit against the administration over Obamacare.

Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) announced the filing on Friday, lambasting Obama for having “chosen to ignore the will of the American people and re-write federal law on his own.”

For the first time in American history, the House voted on July 30 to endorse a lawsuit against a sitting president. It left room to target various aspects of Obamacare implementation. A copy of the filing was not immediately available, but Boehner’s office said it would target Obama’s unilateral delay of the employer mandate and alleged illegal transfers of funds to insurance companies.

Republicans have had a tough time finding a lawyer to handle the litigation. Two top firms were hired by the House, and subsequently backed out. The GOP ended up hiring Jonathan Turley, a George Washington University law professor who has been critical of Obama’s use of executive power, to work on the case.

Please proceed, gentlemen.  It’s a lose-lose and you know it, as the case will get laughed out of court and will never satisfy the red meat cravings of INPEECH OBUMMER Teabaggers.

And Turley? Yeah.  Remember how he was MSNBC’s legal go-to guy for Olbermann, Maddow, and Larry O’Donnell?

Good times, good times.

Schmuck.

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Charting Congressional Comity

by Betty Cracker|  November 21, 20148:23 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity, Our Failed Media Experiment

Even before the president announced the executive order on immigration, Republicans were responding exactly as you’d expect:

Some Republicans expressed frustration that Obama invited only Senate and House Democrats to dinner Wednesday evening to huddle before the announcement.

Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.) said the fact that Republicans were not invited signals that Obama is creating “the beginning of a political campaign” that provokes “partisan warfare” and not a bipartisan agreement.

Republicans should have been included in Wednesday’s dinner, said Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.).

“I think that’s endemic of how the president has run his office,” she said. “He has been unwilling to reach out to Republicans.”

No surprises there; any one of us could have written their talking points for them. But what about the response of people who don’t follow politics closely and others who are paid to pretend it’s irrelevant that one of our two major parties has been hijacked by lunatics? If what I’m hearing in the news is any indication, there’s considerable angst in those quarters that the president’s executive action could torpedo bipartisan cooperation for the rest of his term.

I’ve prepared the following charts to help our fellow citizens gauge the likely effect of the executive order on bipartisan cooperation. First, let’s chart the pre-executive order levels of Congressional comity:

before 1120

Next, let’s have a look at the projected levels of cooperation in the post-executive order world:

after 1120

Isn’t it amazing how visual aids can bring the complex interplay between confusing datasets so sharply into focus? No need to thank me; it’s just something I do.

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