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Keeping It Classy in St. Louis

by John Cole|  November 4, 20142:01 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Post-racial America, Shitty Cops, Assholes, Clown Shoes

Tweeting this screenshot, because I'm not entirely sure this just happened. @GovJayNixon pic.twitter.com/avTNOi91LN

— Valerie Schremp Hahn (@valeriehahn) November 4, 2014

You had one job, social media director. One job.

Then this, which is actually important:

St. Louis County election officials say one election-day glitch today came early when some polling places began running out of paper ballots.

Rita Days, the Democratic director of election for St. Louis County, said her office usually plans for 15 percent of the voters taking paper ballots. The rest would use the electronic voting machines.

But for some reason Tuesday, she said, “we’ve had an extra large run of paper ballots.”

In Florissant, one man said he went to cast his ballot at the John Knox Presbyterian Church when they ran out of paper ballots. He said he and several other people were upset because they didn’t know how to use the electronic voting machines.

Days confirmed the man’s account but said 300 more ballots were printed and sent out about 9 a.m. today. She said no poll workers should be telling people to come back after 1 p.m., as the man claimed.

“We have addressed that,” Days said. “As we get low, we are printing.”

Again, you had one job. Personally, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that having your police department act like the combination of a Klan rally and the Stasi for the last six months may have motivated more people to vote than usual. Speaking of Florissant:

A Florissant, Missouri woman says that police in Ferguson shot her in the head while she was leaving a rally supporting slain teen Michael Brown.

However, according to the Riverfront Times, the bullet that doctors removed from Mya Aaten-White’s head in August has vanished and police claim she was gunned down by unknown assailants in a drive-by shooting.

On the night of August 12, Aaten-White says she was leaving an event in Ferguson in support of Michael Brown and remembers a group of people walking in front of her, then everyone diving for the ground as shots rang out.

When she sat up, she knew something was wrong.

“Oh my God, you’re shot in the head,” she remembers someone saying. A group of young men carried her to a house where they called 911.

“Those young men carried me and saved my life,” she said of the group who rescued her.

Now, Ferguson police are trying to blame those men for shooting her, calling the incident a drive-by shooting in which Aaten-White — a great-granddaughter of jazz legend Mae Wheeler — was caught in the crossfire. Witnesses, however, claim that the volley of bullets came from Ferguson police.

Aaten-White was conscious in the ambulance, taking a selfie that went viral. Then in the hospital, doctors debated about whether it was safe to remove the bullet from her skull, which had stopped a bare millimeter from her brain.

When Aaten-White woke up from surgery, she repeatedly asked medical personnel when the police were going to come and interview her about the incident. No one came.

When she asked who has custody of the key piece of evidence in her case, the bullet, no one could tell her what happened to the slug they pulled from her forehead.

“Someone has the bullet. Someone has the bullet, and it was an officer,” said her attorney Marwan Porter to the Times.

Scalia’s new professionalism. This whole city is a cesspool.

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No. Those Clothes Don’t Make You Look Thin

by Tom Levenson|  November 4, 20141:16 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, WTF?

I’ve been saving this for a day when we need some comic relief.  Seems like this might be one.

About a month ago, the FTC cracked down on a product I had no hint could possibly exist. (Get offa my lawn!)

That would be caffeinated underpants.

No.  Really.

“The revolutionary new anti-cellulite iPant from Wacoal. …embedded microcapsules combine the best selection of active ingredients: caffeine, retinol, ceramides, vitamin E, fatty acids and aloe vera. Caffeine is a renowned active slimming agent that promotes fat destruction.”

The Norm Thompson online catalog has already been expunged of all claims of weight loss, but from the FTC documents:

Take up to 2” off hips and 1” off thighs in just weeks. The shapewear’s secret?  Caffeine. . . . Caffeine helps break down fat; botanicals flush out toxins.

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Alas.  Obama’s jackbooted thugs over at the Federal Trade Commission have no respect for the genius of the free market:

The FTC…ruled that the trials relied upon to make these claims were faulty: they were unblinded, had no controls, and even then didn’t produce the results claimed.  After 28 days of wearing caffeinated britches, the average hip circumference reduction was less than 0.166 of an inch; the average reported thigh reduction was 0.125 of an inch.

Or, in blunter terms:

“Caffeine-infused shapewear is the latest ‘weight-loss’ brew concocted by marketers,” Jessica Rich, director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection said. “If someone says you can lose weight by wearing the clothes they are selling, steer clear.”

Words to live by.*

The two companies cited in the FTC complaint are paying smallish fines and ceasing and desisting.  As the Wired article linked above notes, however, there are other companies cockroaches out there selling this same scam.  There will be suckers.

With that, this thread — it is open.

*Not unlike this advice: If some Republican tells you they can raise revenue by cutting taxes, steer clear.

What — you thought I could avoid all politics today?

Image:  Gustave Courbet, The Wrestlers,  1853

 

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One More Plea for Martha Coakley

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 201410:29 am| 102 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Local Races 2018 and earlier

I know many of you don’t trust my judgement, but here’s Bay Stater D.R. Tucker at the Washington Monthly on “The Case for Coakley“:

Ask yourself: why do the media and political elites want Massachusetts Democratic gubernatorial candidate Martha Coakley to lose?

Do they think she should have curled into a ball after the unfortunate outcome of the January 2010 special Senate election in the Bay State? Do they think she should have tried to get a cushy private-sector job instead of continuing her fight on behalf of the powerless, the vulnerable, the working-class folks who break their backs every day trying to stay above water financially? Should she have just quit?

She didn’t quit after that election. She kept on fighting as attorney general, confronting the special interests that were putting the screws to those on the economic bottom, brawling with the big shots who wanted the political and legal system to work for them, not you…

There is a belief in some sections of the Bay State that Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Baker represents a return to old-school, centrist, reasonable New England Republicanism, the sort of rationality embodied by former Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke. The idea that moderate Republicanism can return to life is powerfully seductive. It’s something we all desperately wish could be true. I found this idea powerfully seductive; it’s why I voted for Baker when he first ran for governor four years ago.

However, even the most idealistic among us now have to acknowledge that “moderate Republicanism” is as much of a fiction as “clean coal,” and that this seduction is always followed by a betrayal…

And here’s Mr. Pierce, with “Two Cheers for Martha“:

…[T]he last two Democratic governors [in Massachusetts] were Michael Dukakis, a neoliberal technocrat, and Deval Patrick, who, at least in his first campaign, ran as the same kind of post-partisan uniter that his good friend from Illinois pronounced himself to be in 2008. For our governors especially, but statewide generally, we elect Republicans. We elect Democrats. We do not elect wingnuts, nor do we elect radical southpaws. We’re a helluva lot more conventional than our image would have you believe. (Senator Professor Warren was both sui generis, and the exception that proves the rule.) And, frankly, Martha Coakley has run a decent campaign for governor, a campaign clearly superior to the one she ran against McDreamy. She won a tough Democratic primary, with opponents who covered the entire spectrum of Democratic politics. She has more than held her own against Baker in their debates. She has done everything that people said she failed to do in 2010, including humanizing herself through her ads. (There’s a very good one in which she describes her brother’s struggle with mental illness, a story that I, for one, had never heard before.) In addition, since losing to Brown, she’s been a damned good attorney general. And Charlie Baker has run a campaign of pablum.

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Cloak and ‘baggers

by Tim F|  November 4, 20148:52 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014

Let’s kick off our first election day skullduggery thread with a personal story. Last night Dr. Mrs. Dr. F., a Pennsylvania voter, was poking around Talbot’s and similar for some new pants and a popover ad announced in big all-caps letters that “to prevent long lines, Republicans vote on Tuesday and Democrats will vote on Wednesday”. In case anybody is confused, yes, we all vote today: women, Democrats and everyone else. This particular scam is older than radio, but if it nets a few chumps then a bad actor’s modest effort usually pays off. DMDF closed the ad and the window so that’s all that I have for now. Have any of you seen this? I would love if someone could help me learn who is pulling this shit.

In other news, keep an eye for those now-standard stories about miscalibrated touch-screen voting machines. People get understandably upset when their device registers a vote for the wrong guy, but it seems to happen pretty much at random and has affected both parties. Like voter impersonation fraud this method of vote stealing is too easily caught, carries a pretty stiff prison sentence and it happens intentionally a lot less than people think. But it does happen, so double check before confirming your vote and verify on the printout if your voting machine has one.

ETA: If your machines do not have a paper printout, please ask your local elections office to check their heads.

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Election Day Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 4, 20148:05 am| 427 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014

Let’s do something interesting. If you voted, name the state and whether you were asked for id and your race.

Remember, if you don’t vote, you don’t get to bitch tonight.

I made it four minutes watching Morning Joe.

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Go VOTE!

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20145:49 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Open Threads, Decline and Fall

And now we approach the darkest time of the year, when the veil between life and death tears and the dead walk the earth… election day

— Ancient Ship of Faf (@Fafblog) October 31, 2014

Because you don’t want to leave it up to these guys…

(I do agree with Robert Wise, starting at 3:38)

Apart from / as well as voting, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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Open Thread: Pre-Crimes Thwarted in Alabama

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20143:39 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Education, Open Threads, Decline and Fall, Security Theatre

Well, here’s a little late-night horrorshow, soon (no doubt) to be a direct-to-video movie starring Tom Cruise and Aasif Mandvi…

Act I, a post at NYMag, “Alabama School District Hired an Ex-FBI Agent to Monitor Students on Social Media“:

… A monitoring program in an Alabama school district paid a former FBI agent $157,000 to monitor the social-media interactions of students, resulting in 14 expulsions last year.

The program targeted 600 of Huntsville’s 24,000 students over the past year through a program called SAFe, Students Against Fear. Teachers or students could anonymously tip Chris McRae, the ex-FBI agent, about alarming things, and McRae would then scour their social-media accounts for signs linking them to drugs, weapons, gangs, or sex. (What, exactly, would count as an expulsion-worthy transgression isn’t clear.)

To make privacy matters more alarming, 12 of the 14 students expelled owing to social-media monitoring were black. This is in a school district where suspensions of black students already exceed their percentage of the student body: Just 40 percent of the district’s schoolchildren are black, but they accounted for 78 percent of expulsions last year…

(Orwell himself couldn’t have come up with a more ironic title for this spy program than “Students Against Fear,” although I suspect the idiosyncratic capitalization would’ve killed him if he weren’t already dead.)

Act II, I clicked over to the source article, read the comments, and got referred back to a series of AL.com articles at the end of September, starting with “Huntsville schools say call from NSA led to monitoring students online“:

A secret program to monitor students’ online activities began quietly in Huntsville schools, following a phone call from the NSA, school officials say.

Huntsville schools Superintendent Casey Wardynski says the system began monitoring social media sites 18 months ago, after the National Security Agency tipped the school district to a student making violent threats on Facebook.

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