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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / My Gob is Smacked Past All Smackeration. Thanks, Rudy

My Gob is Smacked Past All Smackeration. Thanks, Rudy

by Tom Levenson|  August 15, 20163:18 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Hail to the Hairpiece, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS, Schadenfreude, Sociopaths, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

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Just a quicky here, as I can’t resist this:

Speaking in Youngstown, Ohio ahead of Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, who was the mayor of New York City on 9/11, declared that Islamic extremists hadn’t carried out any terror attacks on American soil before Barack Obama’s presidency.

“Under those 8 years, before Obama came along, we didn’t have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the US,” Giuliani told the crowd. “They all started when Clinton and Obama came into office.”

Video here.

Just as a reminder.  That would be Rudy “Noun, Verb, 9/11” Giuliani.

The_Rage_of_Achilles_by_Giovanni_Battista_Tiepolo

This is beyond hateful.  This is, as Charles Pierce has often said, yet more evidence that the GOP has been consumed by prion disease.  It’s just…pitiable…

Wretched…

Terrifying…

Absurd…

…Aw, hell. I got nuthin’.  You?

Image: Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, The Rage of Achilles, 1757.

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    August 15, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    Bush didn’t identify it as Radical Islamic Terrorism. The President said it was Al-Qaeda, so fact check said it’s mainly true.

  2. 2.

    Emma

    August 15, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Evil.
    I am pretty much agnostic-running-to-atheist, but I am beginning to think there is such a thing as evil in the world, and it comes from us.

  3. 3.

    Splitting Image

    August 15, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    What isn’t astonishing is that Giuliani said this,but that it isn’t the first time he’s said this.

    Toronto’s Rob Ford tried so hard to be the worst mayor of any city, ever, but he was only a pale imitation of the real thing.

  4. 4.

    JPL

    August 15, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    @Emma: Rudy is one of Trump’s assigned babysitters. Just think about that for a few minutes. The Republican elite, expect Rudy to keep Trump in line. lol

  5. 5.

    Tom Levenson

    August 15, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    @Splitting Image: IKR

  6. 6.

    joel hanes

    August 15, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    “Giuliani” should join “Quisling” in the group of names that evolve into lower-case nouns denoting particularly odious set of behaviors.

  7. 7.

    Trollhattan

    August 15, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    The heck? And to think the Rs were once Rudy-curious enough to make him a possible presidential candidate. Yeesh.

  8. 8.

    Gravenstone

    August 15, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Give Rudy the Ludovico Treatment. Only force him to watch days and days of unending 9/11 news footage. Then ask the little fucker who was responsible for bringing the towers down. Lather, rinse, repeat as needed until he embraces reality.

  9. 9.

    gf120581

    August 15, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Does Rudy wonder what happened to those two big buildings in his city?

  10. 10.

    Oatler.

    August 15, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    @Emma: “The Devil’s Advocate”, with its filmed-in-Trumpland scenes and satanic lawyers, accurately predicted the 21st Century,all without a real-life devil.

  11. 11.

    oklahomo

    August 15, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    @Gravenstone: Ask him what idiot thought it a great idea to put the City Emergency Bunker in the same complex that had been attacked 8 years earlier.

  12. 12.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 15, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Even assuming he means ‘after 9-11’ he’s factually wrong.

  13. 13.

    Percysowner

    August 15, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Interesting theory as to what Donald Trump is really up to with this campaign. Hint: It’s not winning and it’s really evil.

    Part One: Trump’s Strategy Makes Perfect Sense—And It’s Diabolical.

    Part Two: Trump Is Seeking a White Nationalist Awakening—NOT the White House.

    Part Three: Elephant in the Room—Donald Trump Isn’t Running a Presidential Campaign

  14. 14.

    Droppy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    Hey, anyone who can time machine back to fake a birth certificate can easily cause a terrorist attack and make it look like some innocent Republican President was on the watch. Occam’s razor, man.

  15. 15.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    I must have dreamed the planes flying into those tall building on that bright and sunny morning on the east coast.

    OT: Happy 70th, India!“>Happy 70th, India. Despite predictions to the contrary by Churchill. I found an old Doordarshan (Like Indian BBC or PBS) promotional video which had the same verse in 14 of India’s languages.
    Rough translation: Your note and my note becomes our note
    I want to cheer the unity in diversity that India represents on this occasion. People who speak different languages and practice different religions can live together in harmony.

  16. 16.

    Trollhattan

    August 15, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    @gf120581:
    They kinda messed up the skyline, plus rent control so…. Had to discuss with my kid their significance earlier this summer when she was binge-watching Friends and the earlier episodes that featured the WTC in the title sequence. She was under construction on 9.11.01.

  17. 17.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: * tall buildings not building. FYWP won’t let me edit.

  18. 18.

    Fester Addams

    August 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Well, if he’s following Trump’s play-book, he lets the outrageous lie hang out there until the Trumpkins have heard (and believed) it, then makes a twitter saying it was “sarcasm.”

  19. 19.

    MikeTheZ

    August 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    I think I just had a stroke after watching that video.

  20. 20.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Trump just got Bidened in Scranton.

  21. 21.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    August 15, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Maybe Trump and Giuliani get less oxygen going to their brains because they spend so much time in high up penthouses and so they say stupid stuff. Not sure about Katrina Pierson though.

  22. 22.

    David Hunt

    August 15, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    @gf120581:

    Liberal over-regulation brought the Towers down in defiance of structure reinforcing free trade. Note the regulations didn’t didn’t cause people to bring down the towers. The very force of the regulations themselves literally brought them down. Such is the evil of Liberalism! /Giuliani

  23. 23.

    Origuy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    Ah, but did Bush use the phase “radical Islamic Terrorism” exactly? Republicans believe in magic words. Any deviation from the prescribed incantation won’t cast the spell.

  24. 24.

    Feathers

    August 15, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    And Obama invaded Afghanistan. They are just so used to being able to lie to their own people that everything is ObamaNHillareez fault, that they can’t turn it off.

    At least after Vietnam, we were allowed to say Vietnam had been a bad idea. Invading Iraq was an exponentially worse idea than increasing our presence in Vietnam, but no one is allowed to point it out.

  25. 25.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    @David Hunt: I thought it was teh gay lifestyle that angered the hairy thunderer/cosmic muffin?

  26. 26.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    @Feathers:

    They are just so used to being able to lie to their own people . . .
    that they can’t turn it off.

    Very true.

  27. 27.

    Mike in NC

    August 15, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Rudy ‘Nosferatu’ Giuliani is the genius who put his emergency response center inside the World Trade Center.

  28. 28.

    Belafon

    August 15, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    @Percysowner: That’ll work as well as any other attempt to gain power by losing.

  29. 29.

    sloan

    August 15, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Never forget 7/11.

    What an ass.

  30. 30.

    Dread

    August 15, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Anthrax attacks, anyone?

    Beltway sniper?

    LAX attack at the El Al terminal?

    I could expand the list to also include terrorism from mass shooters and anti-abortionists and eco-terrorists, but what is the point? These assholes will say whatever they want to under the assumption that the media will never correct their bullshit.

    We’re living in a post-modern, post-enlightenment campaign season now.

  31. 31.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    @Mike in NC: I seem to remember reading something about how their radios weren’t working properly.
    Budget cuts…

  32. 32.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    My favorite bit from the ‘Trumps campaign is imploding’ NYT story over the weekend was the revelation that the campaign felt Trump needed a calm steady minder to keep him on track, and their first go-to example was Rudy.

    We’re beyond trainwreck into Titanic Deliberately Ramming Iceberg.

  33. 33.

    mike in dc

    August 15, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    …with a few notable exceptions, of course.

  34. 34.

    David Hunt

    August 15, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    @germy:

    I thought it was teh gay lifestyle that angered the hairy thunderer/cosmic muffin?

    Everyone knows that’s just one of the many subsets of the evil encompassed by Liberalism along with equality for women and helping people without exploiting them to make a buck. All good people know that all evil is a subset of Liberalism.

    Okay. I’m done. Trying to think like that makes my head hurt.

  35. 35.

    hueyplong

    August 15, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Like 8 million or so other people, I was in Manhattan on 9.11.01. Gotta tell you, I totally bought idea that there had been an attack on American soil by extremists. Still believe it.

    Crazy that the then mayor had the same name as the shitstain Trump supporter in this thread story.

  36. 36.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    @dmsilev:

    My favorite bit from the ‘Trumps campaign is imploding’ NYT story over the weekend was the revelation that the campaign felt Trump needed a calm steady minder to keep him on track, and their first go-to example was Rudy.

    I thought Carl Palladino was supposed to teach him some relaxing meditation techniques.

    We’re beyond trainwreck into Titanic Deliberately Ramming Iceberg.

    “C’mon! [RAM! RAM! RAM!] Move it, will ya?!!” [RAM!]

  37. 37.

    Ryan

    August 15, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    Maybe Rudi should talk with Trump about that one. Because I’m pretty sure that I have video of Trump telling John Bush that his genius brother happened to be President that day.

  38. 38.

    Van Buren

    August 15, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Maybe this is Rudy’s way of telling us that it was, after all, an inside job.

  39. 39.

    germy

    August 15, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    @dmsilev:

    My favorite bit from the ‘Trumps campaign is imploding’ NYT story over the weekend was the revelation that the campaign felt Trump needed a calm steady minder to keep him on track, and their first go-to example was Rudy.

    I thought Carl Palladino was supposed to be his soothing influence and voice of sanity.

  40. 40.

    SamR

    August 15, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    It also drives me crazy that the Beltway sniper has been memory-holed. I lived in DC at the time, and 9/11 was scary that day and then it was depressing thereafter; the Beltway sniper was really scary for 3 solid weeks.

  41. 41.

    dmsilev

    August 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    Via TPM, Harry Reid reiterates his continued lack of fucks to give:

    Since Donald Trump wants to impose new tests on immigrants, he should take the one test every immigrant has to pass to become a United States citizen. He would almost certainly fail, given his general ignorance and weak grasp of basic facts about American history, principles and functioning of our government,” Reid said. “The fact is, Donald Trump is nothing more than a spoiled, unpatriotic drain on society who has earned nothing and helped no one.”

  42. 42.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    @Dread:

    The LAX attack pretty much exactly fits with our current hashtag terrorists like the ones in San Bernardino and Orlando: pissed-off domestic abuser whose wife had left him and taken the kids back to Egypt who wanted to make a name for himself as a “terrorist” since that was more respectable than just shooting up a random crowd for no discernible reason.

    He also committed the crime on his birthday, which was another pointer towards it being hashtag terrorism and not an organized plot.

  43. 43.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    “Under those 8 years, before Obama came along, we didn’t have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the US,” Giuliani told the crowd. “They all started when Clinton and Obama came into office.”

    There weren’t any Muslims in the US either. Not one. They all came over from Kenya with Hillary Clinton and Obama.

  44. 44.

    hovercraft

    August 15, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    @Trollhattan:
    What’s the matter with you, don’t yon know that the republicans got a Mulligan for 9/11 ? That does not count as radical Islamic Terrorism, because nobody knew it existed. There was no history of it here in America, so it was a surprise. What’s that you say about the first World Trade Center attack, and Rudy putting the Emergency Management Center in a prime target despite warnings not to, and the Bush administration ignoring warnings, those are just unpatriotic democrats trying to denigrate the greatness of Bush and Gulliani, and their ability to keep America safe.

  45. 45.

    Tom

    August 15, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    @oklahomo: But that made it such a convenient place to boink his mistresses.

  46. 46.

    Bill

    August 15, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    A group starting back in the late 1920s and in power through the mid-1940s were famous for “The Big Lie!” Can anyone guess the group? I know, you want to say the GOP, but I’ll give you a hint, it was in Europe! Too many parallels for my sensitive Republican voter registration to vote for Trump!!!

  47. 47.

    sloan

    August 15, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    So he either literally FORGOT 9/11 or is hoping he can lie about it to make Donald Trump the next president.

    Not sure which is worse.

  48. 48.

    MattF

    August 15, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    If it makes you feel angry and resentful towards Obama and/or Clinton then it’s true. Period. And that space of time between Bill Clinton and Obaaama… we don’t mention.

  49. 49.

    Amir Khalid

    August 15, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    @Feathers:
    Katrina Pierson seems to believe Barack Obama was the most powerful State Senator in the history of Illinois.

  50. 50.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Also, I want to say something about “homegrown terrorists,” which is what we’re starting to get: US citizens, usually US-born, who commit acts of terrorism.

    The way you get homegrown terrorists is by abusing and discriminating against that group of people until they explode. That’s why they’re seeing a nasty upsurge of homegrown terrorism in France and Belgium, where there are a lot of problems with Muslims being discriminated against.

    And conservatives think the solution is MORE bias and discrimination? Fucking morons.

  51. 51.

    Brent

    August 15, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    @Percysowner: I read Daou’s piece yesterday. Honestly, it seems a little silly.

    Its premise, that Trump is diabolically positioning himself as the leader of White nationalism, relies on the shaky notion that Trump has ANY sort of political agenda. Ockham’s Razor on Trump is that he is acting as he does in this campaign because he is a narcissist as well as being pretty stupid.

    The notion that rather than that pretty straightforward explanation, he has some grand plan where, at the end, he gets to lead a shrinking and politically useless sub-group that makes him no richer and in fact, by association, hurts his “brand,” is pretty unconvincing.

  52. 52.

    raven

    August 15, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    A truly chilling example of foreshadowing, The Voice of the Prophet is an interview with Rick Rescorla, the head of security for the investment firm Morgan Stanley Dean Witter. Filmed on the 44th floor of the World Trade Center in 1998, Rescorla details the future of warfare long before Osama bin Laden became America’s Most Wanted.

    A retired Army colonel, veteran of combat in three wars and a survivor of the 1993 bombing of the twin towers (in which he saved the lives of hundreds of Morgan Stanley employees), Rescorla was killed in the WTC attacks of September 11, 2001. In this interview, Rescorla all but predicts the events that lead up to the September 11 attack and the war on terrorism that followed.

  53. 53.

    The Dangerman

    August 15, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    How could Trump have seen radical Islamic terrorists celebrating 9/11 in New Jersey if no radical Islamic terrorist event occurred?

  54. 54.

    Pogonip

    August 15, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    @Percysowner: Meh. I think a simpler explanation is he’s just having fun breaking chattering-class taboo. Seems like an expensive hobby to me, but he can afford it.

  55. 55.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 15, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    @Tom: I could have sworn that was his Police Commissioner, convicted felon Bernie Kerik, who was boinking his mistress downtown.

    And to think people took Kerik seriously one time, too.

  56. 56.

    JPL

    August 15, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    @raven: How you feeling?

  57. 57.

    raven

    August 15, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    In case the Rick Rescorla video didn’t play.

  58. 58.

    JPL

    August 15, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    @The Dangerman: hmmm

  59. 59.

    Hal

    August 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Wasn’t there a poll recently where some republicans blamed Obama for Katrina? There was also a poll years ago where a certain number of repubs thought Obama was actually Jewish. Not Christian or Muslim, but Jewish.

  60. 60.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    @Feathers:

    And Obama invaded Afghanistan. They are just so used to being able to lie to their own people that everything is ObamaNHillareez fault, that they can’t turn it off.

    But it is not working for them anymore, not even with other conservatives. And it is turning Trump into an object of ridicule. So ironic that he is doing it to himself, without any assistance from the Democrats.

    Twitter has been mocking the hell out of Trump surrogate Katrina Pierson for going on TV and insisting that Obama had invaded Afghanistan. Today she is blaming her earpiece. “It’s not that I am stupid and uninformed. It’s that I’m too stupid to do anything but babble the nonsense that is fed to me.”

    She meant to say Syria. But the US has not exactly invaded there either.

  61. 61.

    Kropadope

    August 15, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Damnable.

  62. 62.

    hueyplong

    August 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    It could be argued that Kerik would make a better president than Trump.

    The mind kind of boggles.

  63. 63.

    Trollhattan

    August 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    @Brachiator: Yeah jeez, Obama was supposed to invade Syria, per the Republicans, only he di-n’t.

    When talking points become babble stumps.

  64. 64.

    raven

    August 15, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    @JPL: Fine thanks, the AC guys came at about noon and it was what I thought, capacitor. I fell back out until 3:30 and now I’m eating everything in site. The doc said I’m making polyps at a decent pace, 5 non-cancerous removed and come back in 3. Now I can worry about hernia surgery and the garden party. I’m looking forward more to the surgery!

    thanks

  65. 65.

    amorphous

    August 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    If you aren’t tracking the internet’s sarcastic claims of the expert-level mind games Trump is playing with the media, you should be. I’ve seen:

    48-dimensional backgammon

    1-dimensional tic-tac-toe

    5-dimensional Yahtzee

    1/2-dimensional Life with a broken spinner and half the event tiles missing

    ¥-dimensional Guess Who?

    40-ounce knifey-spooney (absolutely the best one)

    1-dimensional monochromatic Twister

    3-dimensional autoerotic stimulation

    Ukraine-dimensional Risk!

    lim(x->0)[1/sin x]-dimensional Hop-Scotch

    I could read these all day.

  66. 66.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    How could Trump have seen radical Islamic terrorists celebrating 9/11 in New Jersey if no radical Islamic terrorist event occurred?

    It was a mirage on the desert oasis next to the Trump Tower.

  67. 67.

    Trollhattan

    August 15, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    @raven:

    Now I can worry about hernia surgery and the garden party.

    A garden party nobody will ever forget (regardless of how they may try).

  68. 68.

    gene108

    August 15, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Happy 70th, India

    Isn’t 70 next year? 1947 -> 2016 = 69.

    As my mom was born in 1947 and celebrated her 69th birthday this summer,

    Or am I missing something?

    Despite predictions to the contrary by Churchill.

    The low expectations of massive bigotry.

  69. 69.

    catclub

    August 15, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    @SamR:

    the Beltway sniper was really scary for 3 solid weeks.

    I am still amazed that was not duplicated. Indicates how little bin Laden and his crew understand the US, they apparently still want to have a big score on a big target.

  70. 70.

    eric

    August 15, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    @Brachiator: 9/11 was not in New York, it was in نيويورك

  71. 71.

    Mai.naem.mobile

    August 15, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    @Brachiator: they came with Obama from Kenya, but Hillary brought them directly from…drumroll…Benghazi.

  72. 72.

    raven

    August 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    @Trollhattan: What it really has been is and excuse for the girl to work on the yard constantly for the past few weeks. She was really happy yesterday when I was out of commission and she worked outside in the 90+ heat until after dark. She’s “getting the yard back together after the addtion”!

  73. 73.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    @gene108: Only if you count 1947 as the zeroth independence day.

  74. 74.

    Shell

    August 15, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Giuliani is looking more and more like Nosferatu.

  75. 75.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 15, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I was just reading an essay by Nicholas Taleb in which he seems to have gone the full Untergang des Abendlandes, talking about how the West will be destroyed by radical Islam from within because our pluralistic tolerance is too tolerant of intolerance, and the most intolerant faction of society always wins.

    Only he dresses this up in scientific language, talking about social-science models based on tools from physics, modeling how the most intolerant few percent of a population can affect preferences if nobody else really cares–an example he gives is how many foods eaten by the general population are kosher, because even though only a small fraction of the population keeps kosher, it’s no skin off anyone else’s nose if they have to eat kosher food. And then he talks about the proliferation of halal Subway restaurants in Britain, and oh noes…

    I mean, it’s a true phenomenon, as far as it goes. We all know how Texas school-book preferences have historically driven what kids get taught all over the country, and how girls will play with “boy” toys but not the reverse, so toys referencing girls get ghettoized. But Taleb seems to be genuinely convinced it means that a pluralistic, liberal society is inherently doomed to taken over by religious radicals who are sufficiently picky about everything, which makes me wonder why our home-grown ones are currently declining in influence.

  76. 76.

    gene108

    August 15, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    @dmsilev:

    he should take the one test every immigrant has to pass to become a United States citizen.

    Only adults.

    If you are a kid in school, they figure you’ll learn U.S. history real good enough to be like most Americans about knowing history, so no testing.

  77. 77.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    The way you get homegrown terrorists is by abusing and discriminating against that group of people until they explode. That’s why they’re seeing a nasty upsurge of homegrown terrorism in France and Belgium, where there are a lot of problems with Muslims being discriminated against.

    More complicated than this.

    The Unabomber and The Oklahoma City bomber nursed grievances not related to anything real, just the ramblings of their own sick mind.

    The terrorists in Nigeria and other countries are using terrorism as asymmetric warfare to achieve political domination. In France, there may be unresolved echoes of Algerian colonialism. Failure to take steps to integrate the Muslim populations is now being met by Islamic exceptionalism which demands being separate from non-believers as part of conquering vanguard.

  78. 78.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:Why should we care what Taleb thinks? Is it because he is rich?

  79. 79.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 15, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Yet another supposedly important writer on current affairs whom I have never heard of.

  80. 80.

    gene108

    August 15, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    The LAX attack pretty much exactly fits with our current hashtag terrorists

    What year?

    I thought the 1999 would-be attack was directed by al-Qaeda, unless there’s another one I’m missing.

  81. 81.

    bluefish

    August 15, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    “Ils sont fous, ces Romans.” Obelix (Asterix) Seriously, get off my lawn, Rudy. What on earth?

  82. 82.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 15, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    @amorphous: 149-dimensional Pokemon Go

  83. 83.

    Amir Khalid

    August 15, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Malaya gained independence ten years after India, in 1957. This 31st of August, Malaysia celebrates its 59th anniversary of Merdeka — independence. The 60th anniversary of independence will only be celebrated in 2017. So I don’t think it’s been 70 years yet for India.

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: He is an ex-Wall St guy with not so original observations about the markets.

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    jl

    August 15, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    ” I was just reading an essay by Nicholas Taleb in which he seems to have gone the full Untergang des Abendlandes, talking about how the West will be destroyed by radical Islam from within because our pluralistic tolerance is too tolerant of intolerance, and the most intolerant faction of society always wins. ”

    Exactly correct. That is why the Soviet Union won the Cold War, right? It was ruthless and we were not, their undemocratic system allowed very long planning horizons and our poor widdle democracy could not, and their would stand by as their government committed enormities large and small that our namby pamby soft weak citizens would not. There was a whole school of Western Civ doom and gloom built on the inevitable defeat of the west in the Cold War. Even had some French intellectual frauds writing opaque treatises, and everything a deep and profound insight requires to be true.

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    raven

    August 15, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @Trollhattan: Of course my smoked fish tacos made from what I have in the freezer will be spectacular!

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    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    @Amir Khalid: 69 years of Independence but the 70th anniversary if independence if you count 1947 as the first.

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    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    The school books reference is actually a dominant culture trying to assert dominance, though, not a minority culture asking for accommodations. Same with the “boy toys and girl toys” debate: it’s an attempt to maintain an existing hegemony.

    @Brachiator:

    The Oklahoma City bomber was a white supremacist steeped in “The Turner Diaries” who specifically said he was trying to start a race war. So it had a hell of a lot to do with American right-wing politics of the 1990s and specifically the militia movement. He was pissed off about both Ruby Ridge and Waco.

    The Unabomber is kind of an odd duck and generally gets put in the serial killer camp rather than the mass murderer camp because of the way he operated. He definitely had political views, but he was more of a Ted Bundy than a Tim McVeigh.

  89. 89.

    jl

    August 15, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    @Brachiator:

    ” Failure to take steps to integrate the Muslim populations is now being met by Islamic exceptionalism which demands being separate from non-believers as part of conquering vanguard. ”

    (Emphasis added)

    The only relevant part of your comment seems to contradict your thesis. Or maybe I misunderstand.

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    gene108

    August 15, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    But Taleb seems to be genuinely convinced it means that a pluralistic, liberal society is inherently doomed to taken over by religious radicals who are sufficiently picky about everything, which makes me wonder why our home-grown ones are currently declining in influence.

    I think it really depends on how strong the government institutions are.

    I don’t see France or Great Britain or any other Western democracy being overthrown by a well organized group of radicals, like say the Russian experiment with democracy in 1917 falling to the communists after 8 months.

  91. 91.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    @gene108:

    The El Al shooting that was referenced was in 2002. There was a foiled al-Qaeda plot in 1999 that you may be mixing it up with.

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    CONGRATULATIONS!

    August 15, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    This is beyond hateful. This is, as Charles Pierce has often said, yet more evidence that the GOP has been consumed by prion disease. It’s just…pitiable…

    Wretched…

    Terrifying…

    Absurd…

    …Aw, hell. I got nuthin’. You?

    It’s deliberate.

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    PaulWartenberg2016

    August 15, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Rudy should be arrested for fraud.

    How many fund-raisers did he host using 9/11 as the lure.

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    Amir Khalid

    August 15, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    I think you’re miscounting. India’s first anniversary of independence was in 1948.

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    randy khan

    August 15, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    I think it’s the other way around – this year is the 69th anniversary of independence, but the 70th year.

    For big milestones like this, it’s common to celebrate for the whole year leading up to the actual university My alma mater, Rutgers, was founded in 1766, but started celebrating its 250th anniversary late last year. (Useless trivia: Rutgers is the only colonial college that’s also the state university of its state (William & Mary is a state school, but not the state university of Virginia); New Jersey is the only state with 2 colonial colleges; the original main building at Rutgers was partly built by students when the professional masons left during the Revolutionary War, and you can see where the students laid the bricks because they’re not nearly as nicely laid.)

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    Tokyokie

    August 15, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    @Hal: Baruch, Barrack, close enough.

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    Matt McIrvin

    August 15, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    @jl: Back in the Nineties, I used to like to go to Buck-a-Book and find remaindered tomes from the Reagan administration about how the Soviet menace would crush us all. One of them went on about how the USSR, unlike the US, had “a balanced budget and high morale”.

  98. 98.

    Mnemosyne

    August 15, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    @Tokyokie:

    IIRC, the names are actually from the same root (kind of like Jose and Joseph), but I’m too lazy to look it up right now.

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    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @jl:

    The only relevant part of your comment seems to contradict your thesis. Or maybe I misunderstand.

    Yes, you misunderstood. Since you don’t find the rest relevant, I won’t bother trying to explain it.

  100. 100.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 15, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    @Brachiator: I remember a temporary vogue among leftier-than-thou types for insisting that the Unabomber Manifesto actually had some good ideas in it that were being unfairly deprecated just because the author was a mad bomber serial killer.

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    p.a.

    August 15, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @jl: There’s always a market for this: How Democracies Perish.

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    dmsilev

    August 15, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    @Mnemosyne: ‘Barak’ (or ‘Baruch’) is an old name in the Semitic languages (Hebrew, etc.) meaning ‘blessed one’ or something similar.

  103. 103.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 15, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: People imagined he had some kind of special insight about the 2008 financial crash.

  104. 104.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Yes, but the first independence day was on 15th August 1947. So it is not the 70th anniversary of independence but is the 70th independence day.

  105. 105.

    catclub

    August 15, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Why not? He had been predicting it every year for the past ten or so. I am pretty sure he has been predicting the next crash for the last few years.

  106. 106.

    Amir Khalid

    August 15, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    @randy khan:
    Or look at it another way: 1947 marked the beginning of the first year of India’s independence. The first anniversary in 1948 marked the completion of that first year.

  107. 107.

    I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet

    August 15, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    @hovercraft: Indeed! Bush and Cheney Kept Us Safe™ for 7.5 8 years!!1

    :-/

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  108. 108.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 15, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    @catclub: True, he popularized the term black swan. He is quite bearish, like the NYU prof. Roubini.

  109. 109.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    The Oklahoma City bomber was a white supremacist steeped in “The Turner Diaries” who specifically said he was trying to start a race war. So it had a hell of a lot to do with American right-wing politics of the 1990s and specifically the militia movement. He was pissed off about both Ruby Ridge and Waco.

    Nutcase stuff, not stemming from any real persecution. And it’s noteworthy that an American white supremacist would focus on Waco. The Branch Davidians included British, Australian and Canadian nationals, some Asians, 29 blacks, and 6 Mexicans.

    It’s like this nutjob had free floating hostility and locked onto events that he could use to justify his rage.

  110. 110.

    Tokyokie

    August 15, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    @dmsilev: And despite my snark, I doubt anybody who identifies Obama as Jewish sees “Baruch” as a Jewish name, it’s just foreign-sounding, same as “Barrack.” And to them, anything relating to Judaism is foreign-sounding as well.

  111. 111.

    Amir Khalid

    August 15, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Isn’t that a bit like missing the difference between one’s date of birth and one’s first birthday?

  112. 112.

    Bitter Scribe

    August 15, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    It’s the 9/11 mulligan. They think Bush gets a do-over for 9/11 because he wasn’t looking, or something.

    Of course, if, God forbid, there was an attack as horrific as 9/11 during Obama’s presidency, the Republicans would rally around him the way the Democrats did to Bush and would never dream of scoring cheap political oh hahahaha I can’t even finish that sentence.

  113. 113.

    Ruckus

    August 15, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    @Mai.naem.mobile:
    They get less oxygen because they are suffering from cranial rectal inversion.

  114. 114.

    Brachiator

    August 15, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I remember a temporary vogue among leftier-than-thou types for insisting that the Unabomber Manifesto actually had some good ideas in it that were being unfairly deprecated just because the author was a mad bomber serial killer.

    Yeah, makes sense. It reminds me of some of the most extreme Bernie folks.

  115. 115.

    randy khan

    August 15, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    IIRC, in Japan your birth date also is your first birthday, so there’s that.

  116. 116.

    MattF

    August 15, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    We’re now seeing the alternative to ‘9/11 Giuliani’, which is ‘racist Giuliani’. Worse, actually.

  117. 117.

    sm*t cl*de

    August 15, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    People imagined he had some kind of special insight about the 2008 financial crash.

    Taleb’s main insight into the crash was insisting that it could never happen, and that financial markets were best left unregulated, because banks were better-placed to evaluate risk than any regulator could be,

  118. 118.

    SFAW

    August 15, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    @Hal:

    There was also a poll years ago where a certain number of repubs thought Obama was actually Jewish. Not Christian or Muslim, but Jewish.

    It’s possible: has anyone ever seen Ehud Barak and Barack Hofstein Obama in the same room at the same time?

    QED and LS/MFT, I say to you.

  119. 119.

    SFAW

    August 15, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Obama was born in the US, too.

    Always the kidder.

  120. 120.

    Chris T.

    August 15, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    @The Dangerman: You’re forgetting the important fact that on 9/11/2001, the attack occurred under the watch of Democratic President Clobama.

  121. 121.

    Shana

    August 15, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    @SamR: I lived in the DMV at the time too. Was the sniper really only 3 weeks? Seemed much longer.

  122. 122.

    maurinsky

    August 15, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I read that nonsense this morning, before I had my coffee even. He’s mistaking market driven decisions for cultural change.

    I’ll start worrying when people stop eating cheeseburgers and shellfish.

  123. 123.

    Enhanced Voting Techinques

    August 15, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @oklahomo:

    Ask him what idiot thought it a great idea to put the City Emergency Bunker in the same complex that had been attacked 8 years earlier.

    Ah, to bad it couldn’t go like this,..

    “I mean look how messed up Obama is, eight years before the 911 and right after the truck bombing Obama has the NYC emergancy command center places in the World Trade Center just to make it easier for Obama to have an affair. What kind of complete, two faced, idiot would do that Rudy? Why I mean the person who did that wouldn’t be fit to poor water out of a proverbable boot with instructions on the heel…”

  124. 124.

    Prescott Cactus

    August 15, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    @dmsilev:

    We’re beyond trainwreck into Titanic Deliberately Ramming Iceberg.

    “Don’t worry folks, we’re just stopping for ice”
    Edward John Smith
    1850 – 1912

  125. 125.

    J R in WV

    August 15, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Congratulations, Schrodinger’s Cat, and many happy returns!

    I have always had a high regard for India, with so much diversity, managing to make a damned good pass at becoming one, together, in spite of those differences between different states.

    Here we nearly speak the same language in every state, although I had a friend from Connecticut who had very real problems in Gulf Coast Mississippi back in 1972, while in India there are many different languages that are mutually unintelligible. Yet still managing to be a nation.

    Plus I’ve worked shoulder-to-shoulder with many really brilliant people from India, who were working hard and doing a great job, so I know first hand how excellent people from India can be. Many of them are U S citizens now, and I’m proud to have helped them along on that path.

    Again,
    Congratulations!

  126. 126.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 15, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @maurinsky: Serge Galam’s models sound at least superficially interesting in a “physicist dabbles in social science” way, but speaking as someone who knows a little about the renormalization group, I am a bit suspicious of the way Taleb throws around the words “renormalization group” as if it were something that scientifically proves his point.

  127. 127.

    laura

    August 15, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Sorry I’m late to the post, and apologies if it’s already been pointed our that years before 2001 a bomb went off in the Basement parking structure of the twin towers causing desth, destruction and injury. It was treated a a criminal matter – complex, but not at all beyond the capabilities of our then renowned legal system of justice. And a conviction of the perpetrators resulted and they -including a blind sheik are behind bars in an American prison system.
    So there’s that…

  128. 128.

    Donalbain

    August 16, 2016 at 1:54 am

    @schrodinger’s cat: No. Because he uses STEM. STEM knows all.

  129. 129.

    Fred

    August 16, 2016 at 2:20 am

    @Percysowner: read a great diary on Daily Kos the other day, describing the Trump campaign as a pure grift scheme. It’s down from the front page now and I can’t recall the title or author but it is a worthwhile read if you can locate it.

  130. 130.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 16, 2016 at 9:46 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Those were my thoughts exactly, he throws around jargon like renormalization group without knowing what it actually does.
    @Donalbain: STEM may know all, but Taleb doesn’t know STEM. This article shows that he doesn’t understand statistical mechanics, he just thinks that he does

  131. 131.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 16, 2016 at 9:50 am

    @J R in WV: Thanks J R. About languages, India does have two bridge languages, Hindi and English, most people know at least one or the other and many know both.This is in addition the language of the state they grow up in and their mother tongue.

  132. 132.

    No One You Know

    August 16, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @raven: Wishing you a speedy recovery, and a blessing on the hands and heads and hearts of those taking care of you.

  133. 133.

    No One You Know

    August 16, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: In other words, evil succeeds when good people do nothing?

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