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Friday Morning Open Thread: (No) Pity for Speaker Johnson

by Anne Laurie|  November 28, 20256:57 am| 192 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

This is quite funny but also brutal. From a softball interview it shines through that this l guy’s life is just as horrifying as you suspect it might be, and I love that for him.

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— First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM

Much of Johnson’s dismay, I assume, is put on to garner sympathy from his audience — and the less discerning Savvy Media pundits. Annie Karni, however, is not a pushover; no doubt Pastor Mike *does* find himself caught between a rock and a hard place. “‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed”: [Gift link]

After several bruising weeks for Speaker Mike Johnson, a soft-focus podcast interview alongside his wife, conducted by Katie Miller, the wife of Stephen Miller, one of President Trump’s top advisers, had all the ingredients for a flattering reset.

What emerged from the interview instead was a portrait of a Republican leader barely keeping his head above water in a job to which he does not appear particularly well suited, a conversation full of tragically revealing details packaged as rueful humor but with the biting sting of truth.

“We have this joke that I’m not really a speaker of the House,” Mr. Johnson, who represents Louisiana, said in the latest episode of “The Katie Miller Podcast.”

It came across as less of a joke and more of an assessment of how he has chosen to wield his power…

Ms. Miller’s newish podcast offers conservative leaders a warm bath of an interview. They are peppered with questions about their family routines and their favorite foods. But even on this forgiving platform, Mr. Johnson presented himself as a man toiling to fulfill his duties at a moment when his weak grip on his conference appears to be slipping even further.

The conversation that Ms. Miller facilitated with Mr. Johnson and his wife, Kelly, meandered from what time Thanksgiving dinner should be served, to how to raise children who don’t identify as transgender, to how to keep a long marriage strong. But the throughline was Mr. Johnson’s sense of being crushed by his workload and the demands of his job managing an unruly Republican majority.

“I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally,” he said. “Last Christmas, I was taking calls from members with their drama. It takes everything out of whomever serves in the position — and by extension, their family.”…

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Epstein Files Open Thread: Gradually, Then All At Once

by Anne Laurie|  November 16, 20255:13 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

I've made the point in the past that Trump's support is based on a coalition of disordered counterpublics which distrust institutions, such as anti-vaxxers, Pizzagate truthers, and the like. Their primary loyalty is to their individual causes, not Trump, and this is the coalition fracturing.

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— Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM

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I mean the reason the NYT has taken the tack it has with Epstein is because people involves with the paper were directly involved and they want to go back to those days.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM

“Epstein Emails Reveal A Lost New York.” Someone play ‘Taps’ on the kazoo:

… The emails are like a portal back to a lost Manhattan power scene. Mr. Epstein’s inbox was larded with boldface names — many of them now faded or forgotten — that once meant everything to status-obsessed New Yorkers. It was the world that Donald Trump came out of, and the one that Mr. Epstein had so effectively beguiled after having grown up in a middle-class household in Coney Island.

As the emails stretch through the years, they show how that protected realm vanished into the mists of time, pulled under by the rising forces of the internet and the #MeToo movement. Mr. Epstein and some of his male correspondents seem to squirm as they notice society changing around them…

The earliest documents in the collection depict the twilight of an old guard made up of Wall Street billionaires, media-industry heavyweights, politicians and old-money socialites, many of whom gathered at Mr. Epstein’s seven-story townhouse on the Upper East Side — a mansion that one guest, Woody Allen, compared to Dracula’s castle.

In those days, print newspapers and magazines still held sway, and Mr. Epstein had close ties to many key players in the news media and adjacent industries…

The cache of emails includes exchanges about going to dinner at Rao’s, the uptown Italian restaurant where it was famously hard to get a table, and an invitation for Mr. Epstein to the 25th anniversary party for The New York Observer (it was a weekly paper, printed on salmon-colored newsprint and read by the city’s elite) at the Four Seasons restaurant (where the elite once power-lunched; it’s now closed) co-hosted by Michael Bloomberg (he was the mayor) and Jared Kushner (who owned The Observer). The guest list included Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein. You’ve probably heard about what happened with them…

"Why are our boys falling behind??" Maybe it's because this is what it looks like when the boys are ahead. The moment women got an opening they burst through like nomadic hordes into a decadent satrapy

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM

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Late Night Open Thread: It’s “ANTIFA!” All the Way Down

by Anne Laurie|  October 9, 20252:07 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Trumpery, Schadenfreude

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THOSE PEOPLE I PARDONED, ACCUSE THEM OF BEING ANTIFA, AND PUTTHEM BACK IN JAIL

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM

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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

— Popehat Agitates And Irritates (@kenwhite.bsky.social) October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM

/2 I will be taken into custody for treason shortly.

Honestly it’s a bit of a relief. Let me tell you: being GC of Antifa is not a picnic. I had to do a sexual harassment prevention training the other day and it did NOT go well.

/3 I’ve been trying to get the Vice President of Procurement to sign a contract for three weeks and he keeps sending it back with CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT scrawled on it. I think it’s in blood.

/4 I was trying to give a litigation update to the Board of Directors and three of them were wearing those big inflatable animal costumes. They kept squeaking against the leather chairs and I couldn’t concentrate. Then the hippo sprung a leak and made this farting sound for five minutes.

/5 I was also trying to get then to adopt an entity-wide document retention policy to make e-discovery easier and they were just not getting it. NO MAKAYLA THAT DOES NOT MEAN BURNING DOCUMENTS

/6 I know that people think lawyers are pedants but there is a reason to have rules and policies and procedures. And you have to take them seriously. A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CARRICATURE OF ANDY NGO DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BYLAWS. NO NOT EVEN IN THE APPENDIX…

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GOP Venality Open Thread: They Can’t Make Me Feel Sorry for James Comey

by Anne Laurie|  October 4, 20253:55 pm| 173 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Shitty Cops, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

FBI agent relieved of duty over refusing Comey perp walk, four people familiar say reut.rs/46AfymJ

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— Reuters (@reuters.com) October 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM

… But apparently they *can* make me despise his tormentors even more than I already did.

I want the beefiest agents you got. Hard. Tight. Muscular.
Preferably wearing tight pants.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM

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It's killing them that Comey is like 6'8"

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— The Book of the Void (@eddyrobinson.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM

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“i thought the guardrails would save us” dude you were the guardrails

— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM

the comey shit is atrocious and an affront to all that is justice but yet again he’s a dude that thought he could tame a gorilla and didn’t realize a gorilla could rip your fucking face off in five seconds and go back to jacking off in a forest.
miscalculation imo

— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM

sorry it didn’t work out for you, dude

— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM

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Late Night Open Thread: Bad Bunny At the Superbowl

by Anne Laurie|  October 1, 20252:17 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Schadenfreude

Bad Bunny is set to be the halftime show performer for Super Bowl LX:

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM

No, I don’t understand reggaeton, and I doubt the NFL does either, but they do understand marketing. It pleases me they’ve decided Charlie Kirk will be forgotten long before February, and that deferring to MAGAts is a losers’ bet.

Per the Associated Press, “Latin superstar Bad Bunny will headline the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show”:

Bad Bunny will bring his Latin trap and reggaeton swagger to the NFL’s biggest stage next year: The Grammy winner will headline the Apple Music Super Bowl halftime show in Northern California.

The NFL, Apple Music and Roc Nation announced Sunday that Bad Bunny will lead the halftime festivities from Levi’s Stadium on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, California.

The Puerto Rican superstar’s selection comes amid another career-defining run: He’s fresh off a historic Puerto Rico residency this month that drew more than half a million fans and is leading all nominees at the Latin Grammys in November. He has become one of the world’s most streamed artists with albums such as “Un Verano Sin Ti,” an all-Spanish-language LP.

Bad Bunny will host “Saturday Night Live” on Oct. 4.

“What I’m feeling goes beyond myself,” Bad Bunny said in a statement. “It’s for those who came before me and ran countless yards so I could come in and score a touchdown… this is for my people, my culture, and our history. Ve y dile a tu abuela, que seremos el HALFTIME SHOW DEL SUPER BOWL.”…

Go and tell your granny!…


 
Per Rolling Stone, “Right-Wingers Melt Down Over Bad Bunny Headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show”:

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Open Thread: James Comey, (Once Again) the Biter Bit

by Anne Laurie|  September 25, 20258:43 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Politics, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

no way to thank the guy that put you in the white house in the first place.

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM

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Here is James Comey, refusing to admit that in hindsight he made an obvious terrible mistake leading up to the 2016 election that ultimately set American Democracy on its current course. Would he have done that if the candidate were a man?
Comey deserves everything he gets.

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— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social) September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM

(A bit of decompression snark, before the effort to stay civil drives some jackal past endurance.)

Maybe Jimmy Kimmel’s trouble really was a tipping point; Our Very Serious Media is no longer attempting to sane-wash the actions of the Oval Office Occupan and his minions. Per ABC News, “Former FBI Director James Comey indicted days after Trump demanded his DOJ move ‘now’ to prosecute enemies”:

Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted on charges of making a false statement and obstruction related to his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee in 2020, just days after President Donald Trump issued a public demand for his Justice Department to act “now” to bring prosecutions against Comey and other political foes.

The charges follow Trump’s ousting of the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, Erik Siebert, who according to sources had expressed doubts internally about bringing cases against Comey, as well as New York Attorney General Letitia James, after Trump appointed him to lead the office.

Trump then immediately moved to install Lindsey Halligan, a White House aide and his former defense attorney, to lead the office, despite her having no prior prosecutorial experience.

Earlier this week, federal prosecutors in Virginia informed Halligan that they could not establish probable cause to charge Comey, ABC News first reported. Despite the lack of clear evidence and ethical concerns about bringing a case without clear probable cause, Halligan sought an indictment from the grand jury.

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Late Saturday Night Open Thread: The Grifter Grifted

by Anne Laurie|  August 24, 202512:29 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

The Trump administration has blurred the lines between family, business and government. Michael Boulos, Tiffany Trump's husband, and his family have benefited financially from his connection to her family for years, a New York Times investigation found. nyti.ms/3VavaXk

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— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) August 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM

Maybe Tiffany is smarter than she’s assumed to be… [unpaywalled version]

Michael Boulos was an aspiring businessman, just a few years out of college, when he knelt in the White House Rose Garden in January 2021 and asked President Trump’s daughter Tiffany Trump to marry him.

Almost immediately after she said yes, Mr. Boulos, his family and their associates were benefiting financially from his proximity to his soon-to-be in-laws.

The first deal was a family affair. Mr. Boulos, working for his cousin’s international yacht brokerage, sold his future brother-in-law Jared Kushner on an investment in a roughly 50-meter superyacht. Unbeknown to Mr. Kushner, the firm overcharged him and worked to conceal the true price from him, contemporaneous text messages show. The exact amount is unclear but the messages and a lawyer’s written description of the deal say the overcharge was $2.5 million.

The second arrangement involved something less tangible: access to the Trumps. Mr. Boulos’s cousin promised to get a Saudi businessman invited to the Boulos-Trump wedding so that the businessman could pose for photographs with the Trumps and project a closeness with the family. “We want you to be at the top of the guest list,” the cousin, Jimmy Frangi, wrote.

Everyone involved denies wrongdoing, and both deals went bad. Mr. Kushner’s yacht sits unfinished in Greece. And the Saudi businessman never got the access (or the wedding invitation) that he had been offered. But Mr. Boulos received about $300,000 from the yacht sale, his cousin says, and $100,000 from the Saudi businessman…

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