Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

T R E 4 5 O N

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

This fight is for everything.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

A Senator Walker would be an insult to the state and the nation.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

No one could have predicted…

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

The revolution will be supervised.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

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In real life, Rudy Giuliani will replace Reince Preibus on Face the Nation and Kellyanne Conway on FOX News Sunday. Why not, it’s their party. If the bench gets too thin they could always send in Roger Ailes.

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  3. 3.

    jl

    Rudy has turned into an unhinged old codger, perhaps no longer in his right mind, liable at any moment to start chewing on the furniture to make his point. I think he will do well tomorrow.

  4. 4.

    Sandia Blanca

    Owen Ellickson has become one of the best parts of this circusy meltdown. Love these overheard conversations!

  9. 9.

    Greg Gabrielse

    Pence: marriage is sacred between a man and a woman.
    Trump: I tried to sleep with a married woman.
    Pence: ummmm.

  10. 10.

    hellslittlestangel

    Leave Donald Trump alooooooooone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, my biggest worry now is that he drops out of the race. I’ve been looking forward all year to seeing him humiliated on 11/8.

  12. 12.

    Mnemosyne

    @frosty:

    I texted this one to my husband:

    Owen Ellickson ‏@ onlxn 1h1 hour ago
    HILLARY: Paul fuckin’ Ryan. Boy, did you shit the bed.
    RYAN: I already condemned his comments.
    HILLARY: Oh, well, I’ll mail you a lollipop

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    The whole voodoo magic by Ann Coulter to raise the ghost of zombie Reagan while the insiders were trying to decide what to do about dumping Trump? Not all that great.

  16. 16.

    bluehill

    @TaMara (HFG): Sure if someone cares about integrity. On the hand,she’ll have a long career working for tyrants and despots all over the world. That or some oil company will hire her to do PR.

  17. 17.

    lgerard

    @Mark B:

    No
    She has an actual business with real clients that focuses on helping them appeal to women. She has to be done with trump at this point.

  19. 19.

    lamh36

    Free HBO/Cinemax weekend just watched Jurassic World. Just watched #JurassicWorld for the first time…well, I missed the first 45min, but caught the rest of it. 1st/Last thought…kitten heels?

    Now watching Trainwreck…and I’m already bored…it’s supposed to be funny right?

    The John Cena sex talk scene was kinda funny…lol.

    “There’s no I in TEAM”…REALLY.

  20. 20.

    geg6

    @lgerard:

    Yeah. She’s great at it, too. She’s the one they brought in to teach them how not to talk about rape. Say what you will, but they have done what she asked. They certainly changed how they talk about sexual assault.

  22. 22.

    RaflW

    It seems that Bob Dole is still supporting Trump. He is of course a complete non-entity in any measurable way in 2016 politics. But it makes me very glad Bill Clinton and Ross Perot teamed up to hand him his ass in ’96.

  24. 24.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    @TaMara (HFG): I don’t think anyone’s career is toast just because of Trump. Conway will return to the same place in the wing nut/media world that she was before, maybe even move up to C-list.

  25. 25.

    sigaba

    @RaflW: “It seems that Bob Dole is still supporting Trump. ”

    In other news the Roscoe Conkling machine has pulled all of its Trump ward heelers.

  27. 27.

    RepubAnon

    My hope is that they bring out Roger Ailes to say that this type of talk is quite common when the Republican Boy’s Club (no girls allowed) get together, so what’s the concern?

    (I don’t think there’s enough popcorn in the world to keep us supplied in that scenario…)

  30. 30.

    Jeffro

    Love me some Owen Ellickson…his takes on Giuliani and Christie (“Hole”) are priceless! Cruz is a close third.

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    Blue Galangal

    @redshirt: possibly he’s senile. I didn’t even know he was still around, and I consider myself moderately well informed about politics. Otoh I have avoided the right wing fever swamps for 9 years now.

  38. 38.

    lahke

    What’s going on in the right-wing space. Anyone brave enough to go look?

    Man, it’s hard ty[ping around a cat==he likes to lie in the pencil drawer.

  40. 40.

    Ella in New Mexico

    I went back and read Owen Ellickson for like an hour today and could not stop laughing. The images in my head of these conversations just knocked me outta my chair.

    But still trying to figure out who some of his characters are, like Milo or Guggo.

  42. 42.

    redshirt

    @Blue Galangal: Maybe. Sad if so. But he’s got advisers, family members, right? He was not too long ago completely humiliated in the Senate by the Republican members, who voted down the UN treaty. Which he showed up for in his wheelchair on the Senate floor.

  43. 43.

    Spider-Dan

    @redshirt: Dole was #NeverCruz (like, “Lucifer in the flesh”-level) and was on board with whoever could take Cruz out. He really, really doesn’t like Cruz.

    In fact, during the primary Dole said that he would vote for any Republican candidate over Hillary… but that he might oversleep that day if Cruz were the candidate.

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