According to multiple sources, the guy who put the “SOS” in “Secretary of State,” Rex Tillerson, is getting shit-canned shortly. He’ll be replaced by Trump toady Mike Pompeo, currently heading the CIA. Ambulatory Adam’s Apple Tom Cotton will take over Spook Central.
This isn’t too surprising; Rexxon did call Trump “a fucking moron,” and from what I gather, the only relevant expertise Tillerson possessed for the job was knowing how to get around the sanctions that are crimping Vladimir Putin’s oil profits.
With the section of the State Department that oversees sanctions now dismantled, who needs Rexxon anyway? Time to shuffle the ass-kissers around.
But watching these clowns usher Tillerson out the door might yield some entertainment value. Por ejemplo:
Asked during a Thursday morning meeting with the crown prince of Bahrain, Salman bin Hamad Al Khalifa, whether he wants Tillerson to remain as secretary of state, Trump told reporters, “He’s here. Rex is here.”
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement, “As the president just said, ‘Rex is here.’ There are no personnel announcements at this time. Secretary Tillerson continues to lead the State Department and the entire cabinet is focused on completing this incredibly successful first year of President Trump’s administration.”
“Rex is here!” Lolz! I hope that shitbag Tillerson feels every ounce of the humiliation in that. Moreover, let’s hope the other plutocrats in Trump’s orbit see this as an “It Could Happen to You” after-school special.
The cries of distress from career personnel at the State Department received a fair amount of attention recently. Pompeo won’t fix anything, of course; weakening U.S. influence abroad is a core part of the TrumPutin agenda.
But they can blame it all on Rex now. And Trump will rest easier — he doesn’t need a loyalty oath from fawning sycophant Mike Pompeo, who has already demonstrated a willingness to distort CIA intelligence to protect Trump.
Open thread!
germy
Ambulatory Adam’s Apple wants to be called President Ambulatory Adam’s Apple someday.
Major Major Major Major
If they haven’t figured it out by now…
TenguPhule
So now we have two Trump cronies moving into what were formerly critical positions in government.
I’d be more worried if it were not for the fact that State’s been so gutted already that I don’t see how this helps Trump.
germy
Ambulatory Adam’s Apple wants to be called President Ambulatory Adam’s Apple someday.
And if that happens, the villagers will call it “A Return to Normalcy”
germy
I get a Bates Motel vibe from Cotton.
Brachiator
I wonder sometimes if Trump will ever run out of toadies. But there always seems to be a willing volunteer to replace those who have been ousted.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
and it gets worse! Dim witted Iran-hawk and torture-porn enthusiast Tom Cotton in line to succeed Pompeo at the CIA!
I get a schadenfreude hit off the fact that this deluded fuck who thinks God called him to State is being publicly shit-canned by an oaf he rightly believes to be a moron, a fraud as a “businessman” and a phony billionaire, but said oaf still occupies the Oval Office, so…
NeenerNeener
What about Tillerson’s tax bill if he’s booted before his year is up?
germy
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I’m grateful for any humor in these uncertain times.
TenguPhule
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
I can see this tenure being very short once Cotton slips and drowns in his bathtub.
chopper
Jesus, it’s like a game of musical chairs only there are no chairs and instead of music it’s just a bunch of farting noises.
Major Major Major Major
@germy: wow, that’s meta.
germy
@Major Major Major Major: I know, right?
I salute Doug.
germy
Fair Economist
I don’t think Trump was snarkily trying to insult Tillerson. He’s deteriorating so quickly I think that’s about as sophisticated a way to say “Rex Tillerson is still working for me” as he can manage.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@germy: Chinless Chuck (seriously, how did trump ever land on Sleepy-Eyes?) planted the WALL STREET SPEECHES crap in ol’ Wlimers dusty noggin, and brought MSNBC coverage of a debate to a halt to assure his audience that Kellyanne Conway was a “good person”, in the most simpering and smarmy tone you can imagine. At the time, in fairness, she was merely helping a racist demagogue candidate shred the American polity.
When Boehner stepped down singing Zippity-Doo-Dah (which I’ll grant was funny) Chuck was all about “This is the John Boehner we know behind the scenes”. No word on his zealous adherence to the policy of total obstruction, or inviting a foreign head of state to address Congress in an attack on a sitting US president. HE’s a gormless fuck obsessed with his insider status, his social life.
germy
Luthe
As terrible as it would be having Tom Cotton in charge of the CIA, I am all in favor of his leaving the Senate. In fact, he should do it right now so he can start prepping for his new job instead of thinking about silly things like taxes.
Peale
@germy: Does that mean Chuck Todd is “on the left?”
germy
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: What are the odds Chuck will be next (after Lauer and Rose)?
celticdragonchick
@germy:
He is one of the few people in the senate I would go so far as to call actually evil. Not just wrong, or stupid or ignorant, but actively malicious and malevolent.
Waynski
Wow, Betty! That’s some grade A vitriol topped with some arsenic syrup. Nicely done.
germy
germy
@celticdragonchick:
From Cotton’s wikipedia page:
LurkerNoLonger
@chopper:
And only a small handful of the worst people would even consider sitting in those chairs.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@celticdragonchick: what @germy: said
I’d bet that if you talk to Cotton’s neighbors from age 11 to 15 they’ll all remember that weird time when all the cats and some small dogs in the neighborhood disappeared, and nobody ever knew why….
Steeplejack
Sarah Huckabee Sanders:
We all know that S.H.S. took to her job with a great gusto for straight-up lying, but, damn, this is getting into the zone of outright parody and/or self-trolling.
Patricia Kayden
The only thing I’ve learned from Trump’s Presidency is that he has no loyalty to anyone not named Trump. The GOP needs to take notice. This isn’t going to end well for them.
Patricia Kayden
@Steeplejack: She’s a purveyor of fake news while defending a deranged egomaniac who trafficks in fake news while calling legitimate media outlets fake news. Bizarro world.
Roger Moore
This seems short-sighted to me. Appointing a Senator is obviously helpful to get him confirmed, but it would put one more Republican seat up for election in 2018. I wouldn’t normally consider Arkansas to be vulnerable, but it might be in 2018. Then again, short-term wins at the cost of the long-term is a hallmark of Trumpian thinking.
Another Scott
@NeenerNeener: Fortune:
As I read it, it doesn’t matter when Rex leaves State as far as his taxes are concerned. But I’m just skimming it, I’m not an expert, and I don’t know if the Fortune piece is right.
Presumably the MotU would be hesitant to take government jobs if they risked getting a huge tax bill because they were fired early, so the “has to be a government employee for a year” comments that have gone around seemed sorta dubious to me (but I dunno)….
Cheers,
Scott.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I’d narrow that down to himself and Ivanka, and her only because he desperately wants to fuck her.
Cacti
@Patricia Kayden:
I’ve also noticed his total inability to deal with or build relationships with anyone who doesn’t need something from him/isn’t forced to like him.
Probably the biggest reason why U.S. prestige and international standing may be in terminal decline by 2020.
Steeplejack
@Betty Cracker:
Hey, Betty, off topic:
We had a laugh last weekend about the Iowa State-Kansas State “farmageddon.” I related that at lunch to a friend of mine who used to live in Iowa, and she said she had never heard it before either.
Anyway, in that connection, she mentioned that a few years ago the university one of her kids went to, Florida Atlantic, sold the naming rights to their stadium to a for-profit prison corporation. The school’s team name is the Owls, and the outraged student body cranked up a campaign to call the stadium “Owlcatraz.” The prison company got pissed and backed out of the deal.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
West of the Rockies (been a while)
Maybe I’m petty, but I hope SHS feels the disdain so many have for her, that at parties people turn away, gesture and laugh. Same for JKush and Co.
GregB
The Kakistocrats!
The Moar You Know
That’s the most terrifying part of the story.
Raoul
As an investor, I’ll be keeping my eyes peeled: Any board that takes Rex on as a director after this disgraceful, amateurish and ultimately humiliating turn as SOS is one that I will want to avoid — or sell if I happen to be holding.
One of the many lessons here, though it pales compared to the shitpile of awful overall, is how crap a person can be and rise to the top of a massive corporation.
Ocotillo
@Luthe: Ahh, so this is the time for Chelsea to make her first run for elected office. ;)
Raoul
@The Moar You Know: Yeah, that caused a pit in my stomach. Ugh.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
and 280 characters is useful for a change….
If I were a liberal billionaire, I’d make an ad of this and run it in the DC area for a couple of weeks. Not that I think it would change anyone’s minds about Dear Lindsey, Second Best Sunday Morning Guest. Just to fuck with the war-mongering little fraud for a bit
patrick II
If I was Mueller, I would be curious to know how explicit was Trump’s directions to Tillerson regarding the dismantling of the State Deparment’s section on monitoring sanctions, or was it something Tillerson just instinctively knew. I might even have him in for a chat.
Yutsano
@The Moar You Know: Hmm…the spooks weren’t fond of Pompeo but he was at least tolerable to them. What if Cotton goes a little too far? My money’s still on the spooks.
germy
Breaking news:
Jim Nabors has died.
Bill
The rate at which people in Trump’s immediate orbit have been forced out is breathtaking. At this rate the entire cabinet may turn over within 18 months.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
That’s about Trump dumb to personally insult someone who is about to have a lot of free time to speak their mind about Trump.
germy
Jerry Rivers is next
O. Felix Culpa
@germy: I grew up with Gomer Pyle. (Which maybe explains a lot.) Didn’t know he was gay.
ETA: Jim Nabors, that is. He died with husband Stan Cadwallader by his side: https://twitter.com/CNNLADavid/status/936313933035532288
Roger Moore
@Patricia Kayden:
The smart money says he has no loyalty to anyone not named Donald J. Trump Sr.
Yutsano
@O. Felix Culpa: I thought he was dead already. And yeah he came out quite a while ago.
The Moar You Know
@germy: Thought he’d died back in the 1990s. He did well in life.
Fair Economist
@germy: And once again we see probably conspiratorial action between harassers to support each other. Sounds like Geraldo REALLY has it coming, from Bette Midler’s shocking allegation of attempted gang rape and Geraldo’s claim that it’s just news being a “flirty business”. I’m betting we’re about to get a slew of Geraldo stories comparable to Cosby’s.
And HOW were Midler’s accusations ever treated so casually?
Amir Khalid
“… this incredibly successful first year of President Trump’s administration” is a phrase so disconnected from reality that I can’t even begin to process it.
germy
Frank Rich:
Fair Economist
@The Moar You Know:
Nabors had end-stage liver disease in the 90’s, which is normally fatal. I’m sure there were plenty of “Nabors dying” reports. He managed to get a liver transplant.
Yutsano
@germy: NBC doesn’t own them. Mark Burnett does. And he’s not letting them go.
Patricia Kayden
@germy: Amen to that! I suppose he’s going to be pushing for war with Iran and North Korea in his new position. All while Congressional Republicans plunge the country into debt to give tax cuts to their rich donors.
O. Felix Culpa
@Yutsano: I think of how hard it must have been for LGBTQ people in his era. I’m glad he got to marry.
germy
@Fair Economist:
that’s the thing that astounds me. In the middle of an otherwise uneventful Barbara Walters interview, Bette mentions a sexual assault.
Rivera was a local NYC anchor in the 70s. I used to see him every day. And a documentary he produced (Not the Willowbrook one) was shown in one of my High School classes. He was held up as an important activist journalist; someone we should look up to.
But I always found him slimy.
Kathleen
@germy: Oh that the goddess would bestow that blessing upon me.
O. Felix Culpa
Since it’s open thread, even the Vichy FTFNYT: N.Y. Times editorial board issues rare call to action to oppose GOP tax bill
Yutsano
@O. Felix Culpa: I will always appreciate Kennedy getting that one vote right.
He has a shit ton of others to answer for, but that one vote changed America for the better.
Kay
I just want to thank you all for this website. I’m upset about the tax bill and assorted thievery and corruption and you’re all funny and just nice people and that’s comforting.
i hope we win at some point but even if we don’t you were good company on the way down :)
Roger Moore
@Bill:
Probably not. My guess is that the high turnover is going to be restricted to the high profile positions, especially the ones held by Trump loyalists and non-conventional appointees. People like Rick Perry and Elaine Chao have been around for long enough that they’re unlikely to have skeletons suddenly pop out of their closets, and they’re not doing anything that’s so terrible that people will want to force them out in favor of whatever disaster Trump would appoint in their place.
germy
@Kathleen:
I must be a bad person because when I learned about Lauer I couldn’t stop smiling. Even our cat noticed.
Chyron HR
@Yutsano:
Too bad there’s no organization dedicated to global transparency and freedom of information that could do something about that, shrugging emoticon.
O. Felix Culpa
@Yutsano: Yes it did. I am a direct beneficiary of that vote and am thankful every day for it.
Shell
@Steeplejack:
More like old style Soviet propaganda.
O. Felix Culpa
@Kay: Kay, you are much loved and respected. The jackal community is the better for your presence here. We may be down, but we ain’t out. I’m confident that eventually we’ll prevail.
Fair Economist
@Kay:
Come for the politics, stay for the pet posts!
Mike in NC
The kakistocracy just keeps getting worse, but we knew that the shitty people Trump appointed would only be replaced when they displeased him by someone even more inept. The idiot Cotton at CIA will increase the chances of war with North Korea and/or Iran by about 50%.
Amir Khalid
@Roger Moore:
Now that you mention it, I don’t think there’s been so much as a peep out of Rick Perry in a while. Is he still conscious?
TenguPhule
@Roger Moore:
That we know of. So far.
TenguPhule
@Amir Khalid: Still running around trying to sell American coal to foreign renewable energy utilities.
Its working out about as well as could be expected.
David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch
Jim Nabors was a Democrat from Alabama (Talladega County) who served in the Marine Corp from 64-69.
bemused
@Steeplejack:
Love the Owlcatraz story. Somehow I missed it at the time. Anyway, it feels good to read something that makes me smile even if it was 4 years ago.
The Moar You Know
@Fair Economist: I have heard rumors about Jerry for years. If any of them are true he’s picked a real bad time to do anything save keep his dumb, mustachioed mouth shut.
rikyrah
TENGU posted this when it first came out, and I think it missed the FrontPagers view…
But, It’s no less ridiculous today than when I first read it.
………………………….
There are stories you read that makes you blink numerous times, cause you can’t believe them
This is one of them.
Close your eyes…count to 10, and then read.
Tens of Thousands With Outstanding Warrants Purged From Background Check Database
What.The.EVERLOVING.PHUCK!!!!!!
TenguPhule
@Kay:
Wait, you are talking about Balloonjuice, right?
O. Felix Culpa
@Amir Khalid: Ben Carson has been preternaturally quiet too, but we know that he hasn’t been conscious for years.
germy
Mark Burnett insists he is not a Trump supporter.
Chip Daniels
I’m curious, actually, if once Rex is swatted with a newspaper and made to go outside in the cold, will he warm up to Mueller offering him a treat?
celticdragonchick
@germy: That incident in particular stands out in my memory.
jeffreyw
? testing
TenguPhule
@rikyrah: Good times. It was last week. It now feels like it was months ago.
Kathleen
@germy: I cheered. These fuckers all need to be exposed for what they are. I enjoy watching them reap what they sow.
germy
TenguPhule
@Yutsano:
It is unwise to make enemies of your employees. Especially when those employees are trained to remove people while leaving little or no evidence behind.
MCA1
Since it’s an open thread, just a note on the two competing tax scam bills, for those of you who, like me, fit into the precise group most targeted by Freedom Caucus members, and most hated by the exurban and rural, lower middle class Trumpanzees (that is, high wage earning, blue state, educated professional/upper middle class).
I went back and recalculated my 2016 return based on both the House and the Senate bills, at least based on the details I can find. It turns out the Senate GOP’ers are, evidently, actually concerned about not pissing off upper middle class blue staters along with everyone making under $100k/yr. This is somewhat surprising, since I would have thought it would be the blue state Republicans in the House who were most interested in keeping their suburban constituents happy – you know, country club Republicans. But while I would have saved about $10k in 2016 taxes had the Senate bill been in place, I actually would have paid a few thousand dollars more under the House bill. The House bill intentionally f’s anyone in a high tax, expensive (i.e., blue) state who makes between $250,000 and $500,000, which means it must be even more of a boon for the .1% than the Senate bill is. It is absolutely personal for them – huge breaks for the super wealthy donors, and a big middle finger to blue state professionals.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I guess. They’re both abominations, but I guess if we’re going to explode the deficit and destroy the middle class in order to give more to the strip mining rich, I’d prefer to be part of the group that actually gets to extract more. You know, to have more cash on hand for when Econopocalpyse II occurs. So, if Choice A (total legislative failure) doesn’t materialize, I guess Choice B for me personally is for the Senate bill to be brought to the House floor unchanged. That way I can go consume some more champagne and caviar before the pitchfork carrying mob comes to burn down my house and murder me, instead of being as pissed off as they rightly are.
schrodingers_cat
@germy: He is also a coauthor of that godawful immigration “reform” bill promoting “skilled” immigration. Which gives the finger to people in the GC backlogs and makes the bar to immigrate higher while cutting overall immigration by 50%.
Patricia Kayden
@Roger Moore: Yep. He looks like the kind of douche who would deny his own kids if that’s what he had to do to get ahead. Just a disgusting human being.
JoeyJoeJoe Junior Shabadoo
@germy:
I may have noted this before, but there was a season 3 contestant, Verna, who started acting strangely and then quit, all without explanation . When asked about it in an interview with a now-defunct reality tv website, realitynewsonline, Verna said that a non disclosure agreement prevented her from talking about the cause of her behavior at the time. Nobody has ever said what happened with her. I think it’d be interesting to find out.
O. Felix Culpa
@schrodingers_cat: Shorter: He’s evil as fuck.
FlipYrWhig
Does Trump ever appoint new people to the old spots that his quitters and sacrificial lambs vacate?
Patricia Kayden
@Kay: We won with the elections on the first Tuesday of this month and I’m sure there are many more wins to come. But yes, this has been a rough year and it’s still unbelievable that a bigoted ignoramus is in the White House and has already moved towards destroying this country. I thought Bush the 43rd was bad but whoo boy!
This website and a few others (Joemygod, Alicublog, Littlegreenfootballs, Lawyersgunsandmoney, Wonkette, Crooks and Liars) are keeping me sane. Thank goodness for the liberal echo chamber. LOL.
germy
mike in dc
I expect Gary Cohn leaves within weeks of passage of the tax bill. Mission accomplished, time to cash in.
tjmn
Could the * president have tertiary syphilis? Maybe he lost his own personal Viet Nam war against STDs? (IANAD)
Major Major Major Major
@schrodingers_cat: which bill was that?
rikyrah
@Kay:
Kay,
you are a gem.
Your insights are always appreciated, and often, they boost my fight just a little bit more.
TenguPhule
@MCA1: The Senate bill is worse because it backloads all the pain. 2019 onwards is WASF.
Roger Moore
@Amir Khalid:
He popped up not too long ago to say something stupid about fossil fuels protecting women against sexual assault. The basic idea was that better street lighting made the streets safer, something that’s probably true, but he had to spin it into supporting coal rather than lighting in general or even electricity. So he’s still out there and as stupid as ever, but I think he has to fall into the “low risk” category. He’s well vetted for a Trump nominee, he actually supports the mission of his department, and he’s enough of a traditional political hack to know his job is to be a figurehead and cheerleader for his department while letting the career civil servants do the real work.
ruemara
Yeah, I’m getting my passport together next year. I just think I need to be prepared. I don’t want to be in a bad position when my green card expires.
Yutsano
@Roger Moore: I work in the same building with a bunch of DoE folks, and they still seem to be humming along without too much disruption in their lives. And FWIW Mnuchin doesn’t seem to be monkeying around with the IRS all that much. Of course his job is to get himself some sweet sweet tax cuts too. Wonder if he’ll bail at the year mark
The Moar You Know
@tjmn: Staggeringly unlikely, unfortunately. If he’s ever taken antibiotics – and he’s not a well man so my bet is he’s taken a lot – that would have cured it long before tertiary stage. It WAS a very easy disease to treat.
debbie
@germy:
Norman or Mother? For me, it’s the latter.
germy
http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/playwright-israel-horovitz-accused-of-misconduct.html
Yutsano
@TenguPhule: I almost swear they’re designing this bill just to blow up the 2018 filing season.
Also: obligatory FYWP.
ruemara
@germy: Ouch. Damn.
bemused
Simon Maloy is writing for Media Matters and his piece, Sebastion Gorka, Swamp Thing cracked me up. That would make a great name for fascist marching band, Trump and the Swamp Things.
Another Scott
@JoeyJoeJoe Junior Shabadoo: The Wayback Machine has RealityNewsOnline snapshots, if you want to try to find the story.
HTH.
Cheers,
Scott.
debbie
@Kay:
One day we will be able to march right up to those who have infuriated us and gleefully state, “Elections have consequences.”
Manyakitty
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: As if he hasn’t already.
TenguPhule
@Yutsano: Having to change the tax rates and forms for 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 will at least serve to keep accountants gainfully employed. At least until the angry mobs start setting everything on fire.
TenguPhule
@debbie:
And on that day we will follow that with “Blindfold or cigarette. Pick one.”
Ocotillo
Can/Would Bobby Three Sticks go after sexual assault charges? Is he able to compel testimony that is covered by an NDA?
tjmn
@The Moar You Know: He does have that crazy doctor. You are right. Treatments have come a long ways since Capones’s days.
TenguPhule
@Yutsano:
Or we just haven’t heard about it yet.
He does seem to be flying around touching money and gold most of the time now.
Yutsano
@TenguPhule: That’s mostly playing with money/showing off Mint stuff. As far as I can tell he hasn’t actually worked on any sort of policy that actively goes against us.
I don’t know anything about the new acting commissioner to have an opinion yet. Yet.
No Drought No More
This Tillerson business is all about distracting the American taxpayer from the unfolding rape of the American taxpayer.
bemused
@The Moar You Know:
Too bad the trump never touched liquor. I suspect the perpetually raging egotist would have downed a lot of booze to soothe himself instead of writing poison pen letters with a gold sharpie and twitter. Booze would have sped up his deterioration and maybe rendered him incapable of running for prez. That’s how I would rewrite history.
TenguPhule
@Yutsano:
He’s cheerleading the tax cut abomination. That seems to take most of his energy these past couple of months.
Yutsano
@No Drought No More: Stop thinking Dolt45 is that clever. He’s not.
Major Major Major Major
@bemused: he’s basically a dry drunk who skipped the drunk phase.
Brachiator
@O. Felix Culpa:
This seemed to me to be one of those open secrets that everybody knew about even if they did not talk about it. Heck, I just watched his tv shows now and again, and assumed that he was gay.
I will have to read his obit. He seemed like a nice guy.
TenguPhule
@Major Major Major Major: That’s an insult to drunks. Some of whom are very fine people, I’m told.
catclub
@MCA1:
It appears to me that grad students with tuition forgiveness are Patient zero: triple your federal income tax bill – because everyone knows the grad students are where the money is. I wonder if they will next tax the value of athletic scholarships. Why not!
Baud
@germy: Too funny and awesome.
I’m also reminded how Barton is being ignored in all the sex harassment scandals.
WaterGirl
@rikyrah: Let’s hope some enterprising iT person made a backup before the purge.
WaterGirl
@germy: Too little, too late. Will anyone be stupid enough to fall for that?
bemused
@Major Major Major Major:
I never thought about him like that before. Even if you were joking, it does fit. I know some people I grew up knowing pretty well along with a few family members who drank hard for decades. When they quit drinking, they dried out to be bitter, angry, grudge holders blaming everyone else for their bad behavior and decisions while sober. I should say used to know, I avoid them altogether now.
catclub
Another OT: Bitcoin.
What happens when the last bitcoin is mined? Who will then be motivated to find the correct ‘nonce’ for a transaction, and verify transactions on the blockchain?
A blockchain is useful as a distributed ledger.
I only like the statement that ‘my exit strategy for my bitcoins is to have them stolen.’
TenguPhule
@catclub:
Actually, they might be subject to the same provisions in the bill as the grad students.
If I remember my scholarships correctly, as they’re structured now, they do fall afoul of the same classification.
debbie
Speaking of assholes
I’m not a math wiz, but I think he’s trying to say the Dow would be at 12,000 if Dems had won the election. Au contraire:
The Democratic Party has done much for corporate America. Pity they’re too piggish to see this.
Ocotillo
@Baud: He is announced he is not running for reelection. Oddly enough, no calls for resignation or that he be sacrificed on the altar of morality.
A Ghost To Most
@tjmn: I’ve read that long-term Rogaine use can cause these symptoms as well.
Brachiator
@Yutsano:
Some people won’t really know what hit them until they start filing tax returns in 2019.
Of course, people will have to adjust their withholding and estimates, and this may give them a taste of what is to come. I expect that some single people and some married people without kids will be very unhappy.
@TenguPhule:
Forms and rates change. This is not a big deal.
OTOH, I think that the individual side of the income tax industry might take a big hit. There will be fewer deductions and credits and people will not be allowed to deduct tax prep fees if they itemize. More people will do free filing or use tax prep software. People with complicated individual and business returns will still rely on CPAs, etc.
Yarrow
Tick tock, motherfuckers. Hard to pay your lawyers when your assets are forfeited or frozen.
germy
@Baud:
We’re too busy discussing Franken.
Major Major Major Major
@bemused: isn’t it uncanny?
@catclub: I think the idea is that by then it will have prima facie value and velocity and people will continue validating the chain as a distributed public good.
bemused
Quite uncanny.
TenguPhule
@Yarrow: Why is Manafort so eager to get out of the house?
I’d peg him as a flight risk.
Roger Moore
@Chip Daniels:
Not a worry. Trump has been assured that the investigation will wrap up and give him a clean bill of health in a matter of weeks.
Yarrow
@TenguPhule: I have confidence Mueller wouldn’t make the deal if they felt that was the case.
Yutsano
@Brachiator: Incorporating as a business isn’t that hard. I expect A LOT of tax shenanigans like what happened in Kansas with pass-throughts to happen on the federal level as well. But when that first deficit estimate comes out…wonder if they’ll be forced to do the triggers more or less right away.
WaterGirl
@debbie:
Can new please make that “Elections have consequences, mutherfuckers? Asking even though I have never used the word mutherfuckers before in my life. Just seems like it belongs there.
Patricia Kayden
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yuck!! This is who is in our White House. So crass.
TenguPhule
@Yarrow: Or Mueller wants to see who gets flushed out chasing after Manafort. Putin has got to want him silenced.
Live bait works wonders.
WaterGirl
@Baud: I thought it was good but she did come off as pretty smug, which isn’t a quality I admire.
Patricia Kayden
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’m not going to claim that Cotton can’t be president because pretty much any Rightwing douche can be President as Trump has shown.
debbie
@WaterGirl:
Sure! We’re inclusive folk!
opiejeanne
Did anyone else see the ad last night on MSNBC? It had a black background, no sound at all, and the invitation to Talk Trump, with a phone number and the message that the call is free.
Is that about the election in 2020? Or is it something from the Resistance?
I tried googling it and got nothing.
Betty Cracker
@Steeplejack: I hadn’t heard that story! Hilarious!
Patricia Kayden
@tjmn: I’m leaning towards dimentia in its earliest stage given his speech patterns but that’s pure speculation.
Baud
@WaterGirl: It appealed to me, but I’m not the uncommitted voter they need. She definitely isn’t camera savvy yet.
Mary G
@Kay: I’ve posted about this before, but it is inspiring. A group called “Voters, Not Politicians” in Michigan is a volunteer organization that has gotten 250,000 signatures to change their state constitution so that gerrymandering is out and an independent commission will set the boundaries of districts. They need 316,000 in a set amount of time so are getting more as fast as they can. Not one penny was spent for the canvassing; 3,000 people are doing it all themselves at farmer’s markets, football games, church and pretty much everywhere they go.
Of course, the Republicans are fighting back:
I imagine the ACLU and Let America Vote, both of which I support, will help fund the legal battle. But even if it gets killed, it gives me hope because for that many regular people to get pissed off and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT instead of pissing and moaning means we have plenty of allies in the fight. Even if HRC had been elected, these turds in Michigan government would still be around and fucking over their citizens at every turn. Change has to come from the ground up.
HeleninEire
The Exxon guy is gonna get Tax Fucked.
YAY. About time one of those idiots gets tax fucked.
Life is good.
Major Major Major Major
@HeleninEire: wouldn’t be surprised if trump dumps him with one day to go, for maximum humiliation.
lgerard
@mike in dc:
They have to stick out a year in order for them to avoid taxes. That was one of the worst policy ideas ever and should be eliminated.
TenguPhule
OMFG.
That lying GOP Veritas employee was used in ANOTHER attempt back in 2016.
Mary G
@Major Major Major Major: Yeah, you know Rex’s failure to deny that he called Twitler a moron is festering and payback must be Yooge!
TenguPhule
@HeleninEire: Sadly no. Its not dependent on the amount of actual time served.
Betty Cracker
@Yutsano: Thank you! The next person who says “X” is a distraction from “Y,” I swear to fucking god…
Felonius Monk
@A Ghost To Most:
Rogaine is a hair restorer. Why the hell would anyone want to restore that field of weeds. It should be burned so that it doesn’t spread and infect any other living being – human or non-human. Why isn’t there a law?
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
Enjoy – What Would Hitler Tweet
WaterGirl
@HeleninEire: Someone here posted earlier to say that the one-year thing isn’t codified anywhere and that you could get the tax savings after serving for only one dat. Don’t know what’s true, but there was a link with the comment.
bemused
@opiejeanne:
I saw that too and wondered what the hell that was.
Gravenstone
@Ocotillo: I should think that’s well outside his purview. Ken Starr, he isn’t.
Gravenstone
@bemused: Booze would have long ago killed him. His self deception and need to shape the world into his twisted image would have overwhelmed him had he the succor of demon rum.
Mary G
@Yutsano: Forgive me if anyone has talked about this, I had to take a break from the screen, but Don Motherfucking Blankenship is running for Senate to try to take Manchin’s seat for the other side, and I’ve been waiting for the Cole explosion. Sad thing is that he’ll probably win despite the fact that his mines kill people en masse.
TenguPhule
@Betty Cracker:
Betty Cracker as Homer Simpson!
“Why you little….!!!”
smintheus
Tillerson dissing Ivanka when she was all set to be received rapturously in India probably became the last straw for her daddy. He doesn’t let anybody beat him at the game of petulance.
TenguPhule
@Mary G: I think its time we looked at evacuating John from WV and then bombing the state into oblivion.
Its the only way to be sure.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Major Major Major Major:
Trump sure talks like one, doesn’t he, with all that false bragging to try and cover up his fear.
Going by some of the nonsense Trump has been spewing lately I was wondering if Trump was also lying about never drinking.
Ruckus
@chopper:
It’s not just farting noises. It’s real. That sound is everything of value being digested.
The Moar You Know
@WaterGirl: True.
HeleninEire
@TenguPhule: @WaterGirl: Oh God. You guys are breaking my heart. So what’s to stop a President from putting his rich friends in the cabinet for just a day so they can avoid capital gains?
Another Scott
@Yutsano: I agree that people will try to find a way to not pay the increased taxes if at all possible – it’s what people do.
I will be very surprised, though, if there is any Teabagger “triggers” in the final bill. House Republican’s won’t back Obamacare payments that Collins is demanding, and Corker says there’s no agreement on a trigger provision.
The Republicans want to gut the government – that’s been their holy grail for 37+ years. They’re not going to give up easily on that just because the deficit is going to balloon…
Cheers,
Scott.
bemused
@Gravenstone:
I’d think so. He’s already in rotten shape with his fast food diet and his belief exercise saps your stores of energy
O. Felix Culpa
@HeleninEire: The Senate. In other words, nothing.
tjmn
@Patricia Kayden: I agree. There is something going on in his tiny, little pea brain.
eemom
@smintheus:
Which is ironic, seeing as that was his single positive contribution to American history.
bemused
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
Yes, he does sound like that. I’ve been recalling some conversations I’ve had with dry drunks. It’s downright spooky how similar the thought processes they blurt out.
LurkerNoLonger
@Betty Cracker: A list of words (in no particular order) that I hope to never hear again after this Trump horror is over:
1) Trump
2) Twitter
3) Tweet
4) Distraction
5) Normalize
6) Roll-back
7) Gut
8) Ivanka
9) Jared
10) Reconciliation
11) Trump
TenguPhule
@LurkerNoLonger: You forgot to add Trump.
TenguPhule
@HeleninEire:
Personal moral fiber.
Spanky
@WaterGirl:
Congratulations! We now expect you to totally channel Samuel L. Jackson. First, imagine yourself on a plane. With snakes ….
Brachiator
@Yutsano:
I see a fair amount of semi-competent return preparation and errors and problems with small business people and preparers. For example, people getting an EIN as a C Corp and then trying to file as an S Corp. And a fair amount of shoddy record keeping.
In any event, I agree that there is going to be a lot of conversions of Schedule C businesses into S Corps and even incorrectly into partnerships. Just a lot of confusion. I think that one or both bills has changes related to NOLs, etc.
Also an increase in one problem that the IRS does not (I think) have a good handle on. Non professionals using Turbo Tax and other programs to prepare returns for people without signing as a paid preparer.
HeleninEire
@Baud: Meh. Looks like this was revenge pron. Not a fan, but Barton should be allowed a consensual relationship (even outside of marriage) without being doxed.
Ruckus
@West of the Rockies (been a while):
Would you go to a party where anyone who has had any connection to the drumpf circus might be?
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Betty Cracker: No one ever considers these tweets might be Trump trying to distract himself from his own mistakes.
Suffragette City
What I find amazing is they knew EXACTLY who to use to fill the cabinet. All sycophants..yeah even Rex in a way. So why is that?
bemused
@LurkerNoLonger:
WWC
WaterGirl
@Spanky: Never saw that movie – snakes, ick. Now. Go. The. Fuck. To. Sleep.
That I can get behind!
TenguPhule
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
That would be because we know Trump doesn’t believe he ever makes mistakes.
smintheus
@eemom: It’s practically a Republican tradition by now: Show a shred of decency or a lick of sense, watch your career aspirations go down in flames.
WaterGirl
@Spanky: P.S. I believe that my warming to that word is the result of the frequent “tick, tock, mutherfuckers” comment here, which I find comforting.
JoeyJoeJoe Junior Shabadoo
@Mary G: There are other high profile Republicans running, like Congressman Evan Jenkins , and Joe Manchin is still popular. Blankenship winning is far from certain, I think
smintheus
@bemused: It’s brain damage. My brother, who was in a coma for weeks after a bad car accident, expresses himself in the same way. I have to assume that Trump’s brain scans look like swiss cheese from whatever condition he’s got.
Yutsano
@Brachiator:
If the preparer has either the filing PIN or their prior year AGI there is no way of tracing back who exactly filed the return. It was one of the reasons ID theft got as crazy as it did. And I can’t think of any way to prevent that without making filing such a massive hurdle. I’m open to ideas there.
And I type this as someone who has prepared returns for family members before.
@JoeyJoeJoe Junior Shabadoo: Right. There are two other candidates in the primary and Blankenship isn’t exactly beloved in the state.
Corner Stone
Oh, goody! Donna Brazile! *CLICK*
Another Scott
@HeleninEire: I don’t think it works that way.
In order to join the cabinet, these guys (unlike Donnie, apparently) have to divest to reduce the appearance of overt conflicts of interest. In the process of divesting, they normally would get hit with a huge tax bill. As indicated by the Fortune link and excerpt at #31 above, W added some exceptions so that they wouldn’t get hit with the huge tax bill if they did various things. Exxon did other things for Rex so that he wouldn’t have other huge tax bills.
Nobody is going to try to take a cabinet job to not have to pay taxes, because the only reason they would have a huge tax bill is the divesting requirement which remains.
At least that’s my understanding. Corrections welcome.
Cheers,
Scott.
sherparick
I posted earlier today about this story, and to me it is about the U.S. attacking Iran and initiating a war in the Persian Gulf on the side of Saudi Arabia in 2018. I expect it will be catastrophic.
Ruckus
@Amir Khalid:
How could you tell if any of them are?
lgerard
@TenguPhule:
You forgot to add Trump
and
emolument
catclub
@HeleninEire:
I saw lots of posts somewhere that they have to be in the job for a year – and booting out Tillerson at day 364 would be funny.
Baud
@Corner Stone: Her plan to get publicity is working.
rikyrah
Manafort has numerous passports.
TenguPhule
@lgerard:
No, that one I want branded onto the face of every bobblehead on the weekend talk shows who supported Trump by action or inaction. I want viewers to see that mark on their face on every cable news show.
The Moar You Know
@sherparick: It would be, because unless America is willing to go full nuclear at the outset, we would lose. And it would be “we”, as in America. The Saudi’s don’t actually have an army that is in any way combat capable.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@TenguPhule: Going by the dry drunk theory Trump thinks everything his fault and is looking to create narrative that it’s not or creating scapegoats to take the blame. Thus twitter for the narrative (“it says Trump is the best on twitter”) and there is Tillerson as the last member of Trump’s admin getting fired.
WaterGirl
@rikyrah: I was wondering why Mueller would go for this. 11 million isn’t that much for someone like Manafort who I would see as a serious flight risk. Why would they trust him? Even if they take the 4 or so passports that we know about who’s to say he doesn’t have more than that?
geg6
@Mary G:
I really don’t think he will. Manchin has good polling numbers and Blankenship is reviled by many in the part of the state I’m most familiar with.
bemused
@smintheus:
My theory is that a lot of people who drank heavily for most of their lives pickled their brains and can’t function well when they quit.
catclub
@WaterGirl:
perhaps they could ask the state department the number of ALL the passports that Manafort has.
However, depending on the efficiency and usefulness of the State Dept may not be the best plan, at the moment.
Peale
@The Moar You Know: Pshaw. The Saudis are holding their own against that powerful, well-equipped Yemeni militia.
Patricia Kayden
@germy: Dang! This net is catching all kinds of fish.
TenguPhule
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
What makes you think he’s the last one?
opiejeanne
@TenguPhule: And destroy that nice house he just rescued?
TenguPhule
@opiejeanne: We must destroy the Village to save us.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@TenguPhule: I mean to say “latest”, but yes, you are right, Trump will can another staffer every few months.
SiubhanDuinne
@HeleninEire:
Silly person, the checks and balances of Senate confir …
Oh yeah. Never mind then.
Chris
Say, this means we get to find out what that “suicide pact” was worth, doesn’t it? I’m not holding my breath…
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
I, too, find myself heartened with every iteration of “tick, tock, motherfuckers.”
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: I wonder if Mueller has a pleasing voice. If so, I would like that as my ring tone or text chime. If not, maybe Preet is available?