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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / ‘Tis The Season

‘Tis The Season

by Cheryl Rofer|  December 14, 20175:13 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Rofer on Nuclear Issues, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

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For another war, because why not? The ones the last Republican President started are going so well.

Earlier this week, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said that he was ready to start talks with North Korea without precondition. “We’ll talk about the weather if you like,” he said. He omitted the part about their having to give up their nuclear weapons and missiles first. But then his own spokesperson undercut him.

Our policy on #DPRK has not changed. Diplomacy is our top priority through our maximum pressure campaign. We remain open to dialogue when North Korea is willing to conduct a serious & credible dialogue on the peaceful denuclearization, but that time is not now.

— Heather Nauert (@statedeptspox) December 14, 2017

North Korea is making some signs that they would be open to discussions of – something – but definitely not giving up their nukes. So Tillerson’s offer was well-timed. But others in the administration, likely including National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster, have something else in mind. The problem is that nobody knows what it is.

A number of Washington-based nuclear experts on my Twitter timeline say that the administration seems determined to strike North Korea preventively. That’s likely a war crime, but let that go for now. Dan Drezner is worried, and Joshua Pollack lays it out in a tweet thread. Selected tweets from that thread:

For another, it's openly part of the White House's strategy to impress upon the Chinese in particular that if they don't fix this problem for us, we will have to "take care of it" ourselves.

— Joshua H. Pollack (@Joshua_Pollack) December 14, 2017

And indeed, if North Korea is too irrational to be deterred from using nuclear weapons, how are they rational enough to know when to concede to the pressure campaign?

— Joshua H. Pollack (@Joshua_Pollack) December 14, 2017

Lindsay Graham is beating the war drums. “Time is running out.” On whose timetable? In the 1950s, his arguments were made on hitting the Soviet Union to prevent them from getting a nuclear arsenal. In the 1960s, it was China. While it would be pleasant for us if they didn’t have nuclear weapons, we’ve all managed to live together for the past 60 years or so. We’ll manage with North Korea too.

It’s possible that the war talk is designed to convince China to magically fix things with North Korea. But they can’t. The US administration doesn’t seem to understand that.

If North Korea is attacked, it will devastate Seoul with conventional artillery. That’s been true for many decades, so Graham and McMaster should know that. Japan would probably take some hits too. My guess is that North Korea still doesn’t have a lot of nuclear-armed missiles deployed, but how about just a couple on Seoul, three on major cities in Japan, and one or two on the US West Coast? That could be pretty ugly, and dropping a bunch of nukes on North Korea wouldn’t bring back those millions of people. The scenario is worked out in more detail here and here.

Meanwhile, Nikki Haley is doing a Colin Powell to convince us that war with Iran is a good idea.

As badly as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have gone, war with North Korea or Iran would be worse. While you’re calling Congress to stop the tax plan, you might want to say that you wish Congress would hold hearings on administration plans for war against North Korea.

 

 

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  1. 1.

    jhtrotter

    December 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    Could it all wait until after the Olympics?

  2. 2.

    Hungry Joe

    December 14, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    “Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops! Uh, depending on the breaks.”

  3. 3.

    John Revolta

    December 14, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    I hear Chinese tourism to S. Korea has basically stopped.

  4. 4.

    RandomMonster

    December 14, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Trump will hold off on war until the first damning evidence of collusion goes public. At that point a few million dead will serve as a nice distraction.

  5. 5.

    TriassicSands

    December 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    @Hungry Joe:

    Best black comedy ever. If only we had level heads like Generals Buck and Jack D. playing for our side now.

  6. 6.

    Florida Frog

    December 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Wait Mr. Frog is headed to Seoul in January on an engineering project. He is really looking forward to it. Is this a bad idea?

  7. 7.

    bystander

    December 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Meanwhile, Nikki Haley is doing a Colin Powell to convince us that war with Iran is a good idea.

    She was sickmaking today. So loathsome.

  8. 8.

    Mike in DC

    December 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    My mom lives in Northern California. If she dies as a result of a “preventive” attack, I’m not going to be satisfied with mere resignation, removal or even imprisonment.

  9. 9.

    Cermet

    December 14, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    AS long as the sub-human species known as thugish-greedist exist and flourishes within congress so elected by the stupid and religious (but that is redundant) loons, we are screwed.

  10. 10.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    I’m sure Hillary would have been worse. She was the real hawk.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    There’s a vast chasm between irrational and suicidal.

    North Korea demonstrates instances of the former but not the latter, IMHO.

  12. 12.

    Roger Moore

    December 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    The good news is the nuclear winter would counteract some of the effects of global warming.

  13. 13.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    That’s likely a war crime, but let that go for now

    Let’s not. That was what we did wrong last time.

  14. 14.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    Meanwhile, Nikki Haley is doing a Colin Powell to convince us that war with Iran is a good idea.

    Yep. This worries me more than North Korea. At least with North Korean nukes, I’d still say the odds are on the side of us not going to war. Iran doesn’t have nukes, it’s the only enemy left standing in the Middle East, and it’s been relentlessly demonized by three or four decades of nationalist crap.

    ETA: Trump’s own government has already said several times that they can’t find the Iranians in non-compliance because they’re not, so I suppose it was inevitable that we’d eventually get a Colin Powell type farce. War with Iran might not be inevitable, but the odds of our torpedoing the 2015 deal are still very, very good. It doesn’t really cost anything in terms of domestic politics, and gives Trump a big boost with his base. It totally fucks up international relations, but these people haven’t cared about that since 2002 at the very latest.

  15. 15.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    @Florida Frog:

    A good friend of mine is a fairly senior official posted to the Canadian Embassy in Seoul. I keep reading her Facebook posts to see if there’s anything between the lines, but of course she is far too skilled a diplomat to write anything careless. Still, I worry about her and her young family.

  16. 16.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    @Mike in DC:

    My mom lives in Northern California. If she dies as a result of a “preventive” attack, I’m not going to be satisfied with mere resignation, removal or even imprisonment.

    Presuming I manage to survive that result too, I’ll join you.

  17. 17.

    TriassicSands

    December 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    The North Koreans would be crazy to give up their nukes while Trump is in office. The more belligerent Trump is, the tighter they will cling to them. Of course, they won’t get rid of them in any foreseeable future, but the more aggressive the US is toward them, the more incentive they will have to keep adding to the arsenal.

    Trump (the ultimate deal maker) to N. Korea: “You give up your nukes and I promise to build a huge Trump Tower II in Pyongyang and the best golf course either North or South Korea has ever seen.”

    How could they refuse?

  18. 18.

    Hungry Joe

    December 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    “I’ll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes…to attack your country. Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I’m calling you? Just to say hello?”

  19. 19.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @Chris: Iran is also in a much better position to hurt us across the board, at every level.

  20. 20.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @TenguPhule: I think she meant that it’s the least of our concerns with regard to this particular action.

  21. 21.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @NotMax:

    There’s a vast chasm between irrational and suicidal.

    North Korea demonstrates instances of the former but not the latter, IMHO.

    The same unfortunately can’t be said of the Republican party.

  22. 22.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    @Florida Frog: I’m inclined to say that, although we should contact our legislators to express our concern, we might as well act as though everything will be normal. Enjoy things until we can’t.

  23. 23.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 14, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    “Trump is so dangerous, that is what we’re fed, but seriously I am not worried about a wall being built, he is not going to get rid of every Muslim in this country… but seriously, I don’t know what his policy is. I do know what Hillary’s policies are.”

    “I don’t know if she is overcompensating or what her trip is. I think we’ll be in Iran in two seconds… it frightens me.”

    ~ Susan Sarandon Axis Sally

  24. 24.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Not if it can give our allies an excuse to intervene. I welcome our new Canadian overlords.

  25. 25.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @bystander:

    Yeah, I caught a little audio of her comments on MSNBC while I was driving to the library. Nikki Haley horrifies me — the more so, as she comes across as attractive and superficially rational.

  26. 26.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @Florida Frog:

    Is this a bad idea?

    It is now.

  27. 27.

    Doug R

    December 14, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’m sure Hillary would have been worse. She was the real hawk.

    She did too much in Syria, and not enough in Libya, or was it the other way ’round?

  28. 28.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    In the 1950s, his arguments were made on hitting the Soviet Union to prevent them from getting a nuclear arsenal.

    Note that several West European governments were very worried that we’d do exactly that: that the urge to nuke the USSR before they had the capacity to reliably hit the American homeland would win out, and that Western Europe would pay the price when the Soviets retaliated. Thankfully, the Americans of that age weren’t deranged psychopaths. Our current political class, on the other hand? I’d give pretty good odds that they’d have done exactly that.

  29. 29.

    sukabi

    December 14, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I know that’s high sarcasm, still irritates the füçk outta me…and continues to feed the utterly false, unfounded Hillary hate.

    Anyway, carry on.?

  30. 30.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Oh, sure. But you wanna tell Trump that?

    Besides, they’d probably figure that Iranian retaliation could simply be used to further feed anti-Iranian hysteria and justify the war.

  31. 31.

    Anotherlurker

    December 14, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    @Mike in DC: I have friends and family all over the State of California. If any of them are harmed because because of trump’s war fever, I will take it very personally. I will take it out on my g.o.perve congress critter.

  32. 32.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    @sukabi: I basically just don’t talk to people who believe things like that any more.

  33. 33.

    A Ghost to Most

    December 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Can’t Kim Jong-Un and Him Rong-Orange settle this with a good ol’ mudfight? The pay-per-view take could be billions.

  34. 34.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    I’m pretty sure that even my dogs understand that things are uncertain – they are asking for dinner now, even though it’s an hour before their usual time. You know it’s bad when even the dogs know.

  35. 35.

    Doug R

    December 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    May I point out that the closest larger American city to North Korea is actually Seattle and that Vancouver, BC is even closer. They may aim for Northern California, but you know where’d they’d probably hit.

  36. 36.

    JPL

    December 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    It’s just another day in Trump world..
    Net Neutrality gone
    Billionaires and millionaires tax cuts almost assured
    It’s been 75 days since CHIP was renewed and
    the war drums are beating.

  37. 37.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    @Chris:

    Besides, they’d probably figure that Iranian retaliation could simply be used to further feed anti-Iranian hysteria and justify the war.

    They’re trying to stick their dick into a steel hedgehog.

  38. 38.

    TriassicSands

    December 14, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    @JPL:

    I’m exhausted from all the “winning.”

  39. 39.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    @Doug R:

    May I point out that the closest larger American city to North Korea is actually Seattle and that Vancouver, BC is even closer.

    Excuse me, are we just an island in the middle of the Pacific again?

  40. 40.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Hey, half our population would happily and merrily hop on board, at least initially. “They’re hitting us BACK! Those BASTARDS! I always KNEW they were up to no good!”

  41. 41.

    Lee Hartmann

    December 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Miss Lindsay wants another war, I see. I guess he liked the way the last one turned out. Wasn’t he one of the three amigos who went with Saint McCain and Droopy Dog to the market in Baghdad which was gloriously safe and normal (after it had been cleaned out by the troops)?

    Christ, what an asshole.

  42. 42.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    @TenguPhule: Seattle has more than twice the population of Honolulu…

  43. 43.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    @TenguPhule

    If the slippah fits….

    (I keed, I keed.)

  44. 44.

    B.B.A.

    December 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Trump is such a sick fuck, he probably sees millions of dead Californians as a plus to nuclear war. He won the popular vote excluding California, after all.

  45. 45.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Just heard that the top rat is jumping ship. Ryan is pushing an unpopular tax cut which he knows may cost him his seat so he’s bailing. How nice.

  46. 46.

    JPL

    December 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @TriassicSands: Tis why I curled up in a fetal position on the sofa. At least we can say
    Merry Christmas again. Trump is right, because I never said Merry Christmas again.
    I thought it sounded rude, like the person didn’t hear me the first time.

  47. 47.

    Florida Frog

    December 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Thanks. Rubio, Nelson and Rutherford hear from me every week about CHIP, Dreamers, Health Care, the Tax Nonsense, Russia and guns. I might as well add something else to the list.

  48. 48.

    Mike in NC

    December 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    America’s #1 sexual predator should have made a campaign promise to disarm North Korea on his very first day in office, exactly like he repealed and replaced that horrible Affordable Care Act. Oh wait…

  49. 49.

    sukabi

    December 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    @Lee Hartmann: someone ought to remind him that the last 2 haven’t actually ended yet.

  50. 50.

    Humdog

    December 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I think it is the other way around for Ryan. He wants out now so must push this final year to do his sick dream of curing us from having any social insurance whatsoever. Sick fucker, is Ayn Ryan.

  51. 51.

    JPL

    December 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Since he is not running for reelection, he can rid us of Medicare, Social Security and even Meals on Wheels.

    or what humdog said

  52. 52.

    Ladyraxterinok

    December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    @Chris: Being close in time to the consequences of a major world war clears the eye and mind quite effectively. NOBODY wanted another war

  53. 53.

    StringOnAStick

    December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Going to war with Iran tells every other country that you must have your own nukes to avoid invasion by a crazy US regime. Nice job Donnie Dumshit; all those years of careful diplomacy and who knows how many IC assets trashed for a creepy and corrupt old man’s ego.

  54. 54.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    @Chris: I suspect it would be more panicked then that.

    If I were Iran and had 30 years to prepare for this shit, the least I would do would be ready to gut any naval forces in the Persian Gulf, pound the shit out of every middle east US military base, have covert agents ready to decapitate the highest ranks of the civilian and military leadership and blow up as much of their domestic infrastructure as possible.

  55. 55.

    Mike in DC

    December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    1 nuke hitting Silicon Valley, and the other hitting the Seattle/Redmond area, and you can kiss the economy goodbye.

  56. 56.

    Mike J

    December 14, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Most people don’t seem to buy Haley’s bullshit:
    http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/12/14/nikki-haley-yemen-houthi-rebels-iran-missiles-press-conference-pentagon-skepticism-united-nations-trump-nuclear-deal-diplomacy/

  57. 57.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: But we have better coffee.

  58. 58.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    America’s #1 sexual predator

    Worst reality show ever.

  59. 59.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    @Mike J:

    Wait… so the big deal is that the Iranians are arming a friendly government/insurgency/call-it-what-you-will? One that isn’t even threatening the United States or the West? That’s the big deal?

    … what the actual fuck? Even if it’s true, arming friendly insurgents and governments in their civil war and/or wars with their neighbors is bog-standard practice in international relations. It’s called proxy war. It’s what you do when you don’t want to fight somebody directly. We certainly haven’t been shy of doing that, and neither have our allies – ask the Syrians. Or, for that matter, the Yemenis and the Iranians. This doesn’t even rise to the level of what we accused Saddam Hussein of.

  60. 60.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @Chris:

    Wait… so the big deal is that the Iranians are arming a friendly government/insurgency/call-it-what-you-will? One that isn’t even threatening the United States or the West? That’s the big deal?

    Yep. Its not fair for them to play by the same rules we do.

    Because Freedumb.

  61. 61.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Worst reality show ever.

    Early Cancellation is demanded.

  62. 62.

    Gelfling 545

    December 14, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    At the moment the country I most worry about having nuclear weapons is the US.

  63. 63.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    @Gelfling 545: why, it’s not like we’re run by insane megalomaniacs or theocrats.

  64. 64.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    @Mike in DC: You can kiss more than the economy good-bye.

  65. 65.

    B.B.A.

    December 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    On another forum I frequent, some glibertarians tend to say, “so, libtards, still a big fan of expansive executive power? the imperial executive and the pen-and-phone president was great under Obama, riiiiiight?”

    And here I’m thinking, the most dangerous and frightening power, that of Commander-in-Chief, has been part of the presidency since day one.

  66. 66.

    John Revolta

    December 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Is he not running for re-election? I understood he was just giving up the Speakership. Maybe.

  67. 67.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    That’s always been the thing that makes libertarians so utterly ridiculous. They’re terrified of the government becoming a dictatorship, so they don’t want it to have any power AT ALL!!! … except for the power of the military, the police, and the courts. In other words, exactly the powers you’d need in order to establish a dictatorship.

    They apparently live in a universe where dictatorships hadn’t occurred to anyone until welfare states came along.

  68. 68.

    ruemara

    December 14, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    @Gelfling 545: We are the most prone to using them.

  69. 69.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 14, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I love the snarky responses to her tweet thanking Black people for the vote in Alabama. She really needs to take several seats when it comes to politics.

  70. 70.

    zzyzx

    December 14, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    @Mike in DC: I lived near DC during the cold war and now I live in Seattle. I can just rerun my nightmares.

  71. 71.

    B.B.A.

    December 14, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    @Chris: Some of the ones I wrangle with are anarcho-capitalists, and think we should have competing private protection rackets agencies we could individually hire and fire at will. They have not done an adequate job in explaining why anyone would want that.

  72. 72.

    chris

    December 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Shitgibbon just wants to nuke somebody, anybody will do. What use is power if you can’t use it, right?

  73. 73.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    @John Revolta: You’re correct. I thought I heard Randi Rhodes say that he was quitting altogether.

  74. 74.

    Chris

    December 14, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @B.B.A.:

    Have they done an adequate job of explaining how that’s in any way different from what Afghanistan, Somalia, Libya, Congo, and other such paragons of success call “warlords?”

  75. 75.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    I don’t see how this works out for Trump, not like we can’t live with the North Koreans and his approval in the trash with even his base. Then again it is Trump and it’s the stupidest, laziest course of action, thinking like some reality TV show twat, so of course.I don’t see how this works out for Trump, not like we can’t live with the North Koreans and his approval in the trash with even his base. Then again it is Trump and it’s the stupidest, laziest course of action, thinking like some reality TV show twat, so of course.

  76. 76.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    58 retired admirals and generals urge the administration to use diplomacy, not war.

  77. 77.

    JPL

    December 14, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Unfortunately he is only concerned about what his generals say. Sad.

  78. 78.

    B.B.A.

    December 14, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    @Chris: They’ve got some long tomes explaining the difference. Since I don’t feel like spending any time reading them, I can only assume the gist of it is “but we’re white, so it’ll work when we do it!”

  79. 79.

    chris

    December 14, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Probably because they can find Iran on a map and it’s very big. They also have better sources than Wikipedia to gauge Iranian military strength which is, again, pretty big. Finally, they’re not fans of the nuclear option. Cuz they’re not stupid, unlike the CinC.

  80. 80.

    John Revolta

    December 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Yeah well it’s even better this way. Think of how sad those big blue eyes are gonna look once the Iron Mustache gets through with him.
    And if he isn’t the Speaker anymore then he’s just another psychopath up in Congress.

  81. 81.

    Jeffro

    December 14, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    I noted that first article (the WaPo one) A few days ago and it is still just as horrifying. I have sent it far and wide, I have it on my Facebook page, and I have added it to the list of things I sent to my senators and congressmen and/talk to them (ok, their staffers) about.

    It is a very real possibility.

    It will only be unthinkable until it happens.

  82. 82.

    Van Buren

    December 14, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Republicans by and large feel that Seattle and San Francisco being obliterated is a point in favor of war with NK.

  83. 83.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Yeah, someone needs to be hit upside the head with a clue-by-four, that’s for damn certain…

  84. 84.

    cmorenc

    December 14, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    If someone like Trump had been President in 1962, what are the chances the Cuban Missile Crisis would have resulted in a devastating nuclear exchange, with most of y’all not here (because most of your parents would not have survived the blast or lethal fallout)?

  85. 85.

    A Ghost to Most

    December 14, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    @zzyzx:
    I lived in the crosshairs of multiple nukes at SAC HQ. It’s just one more thing that could kill you.

  86. 86.

    TenguPhule

    December 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Indeed, if the Trump team is leaning toward a preventive attack, a debate is the last thing officials want, for tactical reasons. It is impossible to have a public debate about a surprise military strike.

    Chilling.

  87. 87.

    John Revolta

    December 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    @B.B.A.: Because this worked out so great back when we had competing fire departments in the big cities.
    Maybe the various mercenaries could fight it out to see who gets to kill the Bad Guys?

  88. 88.

    Van Buren

    December 14, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    Republicans by and large feel that Seattle and San Francisco being obliterated is a point in favor of war with NK. @Major Major Major Major: Actually, I’m pretty sure it would get monster ratings…

  89. 89.

    Peale

    December 14, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    @TenguPhule: then we should debate this as much as possible

  90. 90.

    Mike J

    December 14, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    @Chris:

    Wait… so the big deal is that the Iranians are arming a friendly government/insurgency/call-it-what-you-will? One that isn’t even threatening the United States or the West? That’s the big deal?

    Export of missile tech/proliferation is the actual excuse.

  91. 91.

    efgoldman

    December 14, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    @Chris:

    It doesn’t really cost anything in terms of domestic politics

    I dunno. Memories of hundreds and thousands of US troops in the desert, coming home in body bags, for basically no reason at all, are pretty fresh.
    Bush43 has the goodwill of the country after 911 (although they made up the connection out of whole cloth); wasn’t probitive. Haley’s is the only rationalization/”reason” and it has no general approval. with a widely disliked president who’s numbers continue to crater

  92. 92.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Madame regularly talks to her family and friends in Seoul, they don’t seem at all concerned about their neighbors to the north.

    Cheryl@Top: I don’t think that the DPRK would waste it’s nukes on Seoul, they’ve got plenty of conventional weapons that would do the job. Now Japan, that’s a different story.

  93. 93.

    Jay

    December 14, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Words of war, threats of war, yelling about war, makes Hair Furour and his Base feel strong and powerful. Crowing loudly is a default position for ChickenHawks and the 101st “Fighting Keyboard Commando’s”.

    Col. Pat Lang at Sic Semper Tyrannis ran the numbers a few months ago. Given current global commitment’s and all the failing GWOT Wars of Choice,

    The US Army and Marines can currently muster a light Air Mobile Battalion for deployment to the Persian Gulf or Korea, and the Pentagon is well aware of that.

  94. 94.

    Kathleen

    December 14, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    @Doug R: It was Benghazi! It’s so easy to lose the plot line.

  95. 95.

    El Caganer

    December 14, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    @B.B.A.: I think this is where they got the idea, but (a) it’s science fiction and (b) yes, it’s a really lousy idea: https://www.amazon.com/Syndic-C-M-Kornbluth/dp/0899683479/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1513299485&sr=8-2&keywords=the+syndic

  96. 96.

    Kathleen

    December 14, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Am way behind in my thread reading, but has anyone seen this story about internet traffic being routed through Russia?

    http://appleinsider.com/articles/17/12/14/intentional-event-redirects-cloud-traffic-from-apple-google-others-through-russia

  97. 97.

    Duane

    December 14, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    @TenguPhule: That’s a bright, cheerful sentence she’s got there.
    Of all the bad things Trump could do that would be catastrophic. Unthinkable, but they do.

  98. 98.

    frosty

    December 14, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Excuse me, are we just an island in the middle of the Pacific again?

    You’re kind of small and hard to hit. A big metro area now, you hardly even have to be close. I mean, aim for LA and hit Santa Barbara or San Diego, it’s still a win. Miss Hawaii by that much and you’ve nuked the ocean.

  99. 99.

    frosty

    December 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    @B.B.A.: The power to declare war was Congress’s from Day One. They abdicated it sometime in the 50s and 60s. Being Commander-in-Chief, while a big deal, was not as much of a deal until ICBMs, when you had 30 minutes at most to decide to fight a war. Even with nuclear-armed bombers there was more time. Somehow we’ve got to claw that power back from a single person.

  100. 100.

    Sab

    December 14, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    @frosty: TenguPhule: I am sure you find that comforting. Tiny islands in a big sea.

  101. 101.

    Ruckus

    December 14, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    The US administration doesn’t seem to understand that.

    It would be dramatically easier to list the things this administration does understand and work from there.
    1. Not a fucking thing.
    2. Finished
    GWB was a genius compared to these morons. And GWB is no genius. The concept that they want to start a war is unfortunate in that they have no real idea why one would do that, and far more importantly why one wouldn’t. War makes them money, and as I responded to someone on FB the other day, they don’t give two shits that lots of someones will die, even lots of Americans. There are no arguments that will work because they are RWMJs and logic, reason, facts, reality all just get in the way of them being great and creating the bestest country of bigots.

  102. 102.

    J R in WV

    December 14, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    I think we should all make sure our congressmen (and congresswomen) understand that their constituents will make hold them personally responsible for any war crimes they allow to be committed during their time in office.

    The Constitution makes Congress responsible for War, and if War Crimes are committed, the CinC will not be the solitary responsible person we turn over to International Courts. And if international courts are not available, well, every town has lamp posts, which worked perfectly well for Il Duce Mussolini back in the waning days of the last World War.

    I am speaking, of course, of members of Congress of the same political party as the CinC, who will share responsibility with P. Trump.

    ETA fix grammar.

  103. 103.

    JustRuss

    December 14, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    @Kathleen: Yep, saw that. Probably the biggest threat actually facing our country right now, but …Russia, so Trump won’t do a damn thing.

  104. 104.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 14, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Mass death and war made Dubya popular.

  105. 105.

    Mike in Pasadena

    December 15, 2017 at 12:57 am

    The air force never sleeps. . . I’ll be back before you can say “blast off.”

  106. 106.

    Uncle Cosmo

    December 15, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    @Chris: Bangalore! Pungent & perceptive!

  107. 107.

    Uncle Cosmo

    December 15, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    @Mike in Pasadena:

    Off we go into the wild blue yonder –
    Lost again! Sonofabitch!

    :D (Seamus Kennedy)

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