Holy shit, Shep is on a roll today.
In just 2 minutes Shep dismantles almost every single recent Fox News narrative.
"Trump claimed Feds spied on his campaign … calls it Spygate. Fox News can confirm it is not. Fox News knows of no evidence to support the president's claim" pic.twitter.com/nMk7uNhuZU
— Lis Power (@LisPower1) May 29, 2018
Trump 2016: The FBI is investigating Hillary, so she must be corrupt.
Trump 2018: The FBI is investigating me, the FBI must be corrupt.
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) May 28, 2018
According to two White House officials, Trump has been privately wondering whether Obama is actively working behind the scenes to undermine or undercut his presidency https://t.co/ZcJ5HI4bO8
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 29, 2018
OBAMA: [looks up from his mojito] Have I what now. https://t.co/E21L24udlM
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) May 29, 2018
— Kate ?? (@katelivers) May 29, 2018
Old mob proverb: The livestock gets restless just before the big storm…
They put a spy within our ranks. This is the highest more egregious use of government power for political gain in modern history. People need to be held accountable. @realDonaldTrump
— Brad Parscale (@parscale) May 27, 2018
I agree, foreign governments should be held accountable if they used leverage over Paul Manafort or Donald Trump Jr. to influence the campaign oh wait you're talking about something else aren't you. https://t.co/ux9kMIph3N
— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) May 28, 2018
You assholes stole everyone's social media data so you could barrage Wisconsinites with micro-targeted racism. I'm sorry that you also got caught hiring a half dozen Russian spies. https://t.co/BAtGHejG6x
— zeddy (@Zeddary) May 28, 2018
Your campaign manager has been indicted. Your deputy campaign manger is now a felon. Your top foreign policy expert is now a felon. The top levels of your campaign met with Russian agents. Your data firm is now bankrupt & under investigation in multiple countries. Whine on. https://t.co/rKzZ6Yvs0m
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) May 28, 2018
When you remember something about this in those boring Cambridge Analytica briefings Bannon used to give you, but are fuzzy on the details now. pic.twitter.com/OwwU2UQTtB
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 29, 2018
Are there “Less dishonest disinformation campaigns”? How less dishonest do they need to be to become information campaigns?
So…we’re just doing rapid fire posts now? Is that a thing?
How long till Trump lashes out at Trey Gowdy for saying there’s no there there?
‘Investigate and shut down the cookie jar manufacturers. It’s their fault I was caught with my hand in it!”
Tick tock, motherfuckers.
Uh huh about the KKKeebler Elf and Dolt45
Remember, according to accepted Republican ‘wisdom’, if you haven’t done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear from a police investigation.
I want what Shep has in his safety deposit box?
Brad Parscale? Everyday forces me to learn of another Trump jackass. Fuckem. (hi efg).
Apparently Melania has tweeted that she is alive and well and living in the White House.
Love the “obama says ‘have I what now’ “ tweet
It’s going to be such an exciting summer !
@SiubhanDuinne: yup. And a single tweet would be totally sufficient proof for a democratic first lady 19 days after she disappeared as well.
@debbie: Trump conveniently skipped over that part of Gowdy’s comments, but latched onto the part criticizing Sessions.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
These fucking people…
They need to go down hard. Hard. Motherfucking, fucking hard. We can’t afford any “our long national nightmare is over,” or “let’s look forward, not back” shit after this is all over. If we don’t put these motherfuckers in jail when this is done, we don’t have any future.
Where is efg, anyhow?
(No, stupid autocorrect, I mean efg, not egg. You should really know that after all this time.)
Steve in the ATL
@SiubhanDuinne: CNN is keeping a count of the number of days since a Melania sighting. Today makes 20 days.
if you were maritally spliced to the ochre ogre, would you willingly show your face in public?
I’m getting pre-annoyed at the Obama didn’t save us! crowd that will be showing up with this new book.
Guys — since when have the police been able to foil every crime before it happens? Yes, it would have been great if Obama had been able to find in the course of 6 months all of this stuff that’s been discovered over the last 18 months, but he didn’t.
So can we please blame the actual criminals for their criminal actions rather than blaming the authorities who failed to stop the crime ahead of time? There is only one person who is responsible for the crimes that Donald Trump has committed: Donald fucking Trump. Period.
“The Simpsons” should totally work that into the title sequence as the power plant’s “days since…” sign.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
Yeah, this is getting old. It’s worst when it comes from President Tapeworm himself: “The police didn’t stop me from sticking up that bank, so really, it’s their fault. I’m the victim here!”
@VOR: If she comes out and sees her shadow, does that mean we only have six more weeks of Trump?
@VOR: Have they bothered to give a count of dead Puerto Ricans or is that # too large for them?
(I’ve been away from cable news for about a week)
? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?
You joke, but I think that logic is perfectly fine applied to high-level elected and unelected officials. The Presidency has gotten too powerful. It’s sad that it’s taken Trump to make me see that.
From nurses in Puerto Rico
Actually, the entire GOP is guilty
@Mnemosyne: They’d rather not because an awful lot of that crowd spent years undermining Dems & pretending that both sides were the same and that elections didn’t matter and neither did actual organization & legislative work. Imagine taking back the very foundation of your fame and media presence. They’d starve because being a contrarian doesn’t pay as well outside of the media bubble.
Don’t NOBODY believe that tweet is from her?
Roseanne now re tweeting that Michelle Obama got her fired.
Says she might fight ABC re the series cancelation.
Srsly. I thought it was pictures of Roger Ailes, but it must be something else, because it has outlasted him. Maybe Rupert Murdoch doing something unseemly with a marsupial.
@SiubhanDuinne: Haven’t seen him. Efg’s so old, he’s always been old. Maybe that’ll get his attention.
@Quinerly: That’s going to be hard without any co-stars or writers.
Yo, Jill Stein…where is the ???
@MJS: Trump skips over a lot of things, to the detriment of us all.
That is fucking hilarious! Do it! Sue Disney/ABC! Go for it, Rosie!
She better keep Forever FLOTUS ‘s name out her mouth???
efg is so old he’s back from before people knew they could eat eggs.
@rikyrah: Seems she tweeted, retweeted, deleted over 100 times last night. The Ambien bullshit is only the tip of the iceberg. There’s a tweet from her talking about her support for civil rights and that she didn’t know Valerie Jarrett was African American: https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/30/business/media/roseanne-barr-twitter.html
I’m so sick of this ignorant disgusting pervert complaining about how badly the media has treated him and now the pink-scalped pile of puke wants Bob Iger, who runs ABC, to apologize to him. When has the degenerate Trump ever apologized for anything? He should issue a written apology to the American people for siring Ivanka, Eric and that other worthless waste of oxygen and inflicting their stupidity and vulgarity on this poor planet! Name one other CEO who has had 17 separate women accuse them of sexual harassment and has kept their job? Impeachment is too good for this reptile….
Sessions is Trump’s favorite chew toy!
It’s a fact of life: The older you get, the slower you heal. They should have calculated their cover story with that in mind.
she just needs a “believe me” and a few bad misspellings to seal it.
The maker of Ambien tweeted out that racism isn’t a side effect of Ambien. Boom!
From H Post
Yes, they are. And the NRA, for laundering Russian money to Republican campaigns. ?
But they are the ones who are guilty. It’s not Obama’s fault that they’re goddamned criminals.
Also, this. The MSM has dedicated years to pretending that the GOP is a functional political party and not a collection of white supremacist lunatics. They can’t drop the pretense now or they blow the whole game.
@chopper: Efg’s so old, he was hatched from an egg. There, that oughta roust him.
Disney’s lawyers are standing by, thinking, We wish a motherfucker would. I bet they would even send an all-Black team for every court appearance. ?
Ella in New Mexico
My God Brad Parscale’s Twitter posts clearly are using the whole psy-op technology they paid so dearly for because every single one enrages me. And they’re clearly pretty much just free boiler plate talking points for the RWNJer’s to use–you’ll see/hear them coming from Trumpers all over.
Shit like this plus all the completely unnecessary “non-compete” clauses being put into employment contracts today–even for low level employees working in non-sensitive areas–are getting out of control. Until the Feds or the Judiciary outlaw them, states need to do it and soon.
I know. And he’s three years younger than I am. And yet here I am.
Steve in the ATL
@Aleta: Bank of America did the same thing about ten years ago. Right before bonuses were to be paid out.
Steve in the ATL
@SiubhanDuinne: do we know that you are a real person? Has anyone actually met you IRL?
@Aleta: @Ella in New Mexico:
This is a result of the recent decision by the Supremes…..I expect to see more of this.
@rikyrah: @Steeplejack: My first thought was that Fox found out that something big, undeniable, and utterly heinous was about to come out, and was starting the pivot that will end with the “President Trump (D) arrested” chyron.
@Quinerly: Oh, these FUCKING people like Roseanne fucking Barr and Donald fucking Trump. The most entitled whiny-ass bitches on this earth. So much for white supremacy – man, every time these people go down, they go down screaming about how black people – any black person, every black person – is to blame. If white people like them are as fucking superior as they claim to be, how is that even possible? “They MADE me be a racist asshole! By the sheer power of their blackity black blackness! It’s NOT FAIR!!”
@Jeffro: FWIW I saw Trump’s personal plane on the tarmac at La Guardia today. Wonder who it might have been carrying.
J R in WV
Now, now!! Reptiles are valuable creatures, who dispose of rodents as much as they can!!! Don’t be comparing them to Trump, who isn’t nearly as useful to the ecology!!!! That’s shameful, comparing a nice lizard or snake to president* Trump.
*Not really, he stole it, that’s not a valid way to become leader of the free world, as he proves every day.