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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Friday Evening Open Thread: Waddling Towards Bethlehem…

Friday Evening Open Thread: Waddling Towards Bethlehem…

by Anne Laurie|  August 3, 20188:41 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Russiagate, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

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sliding into the weekend like pic.twitter.com/bGVnXpqlNl

— Megan Farokhmanesh (@Megan_Nicolett) August 3, 2018

Or, as it was once known: Bedlam! And what rough beast, its hour come round at last…

Donald Trump’s day so far:

– Judge overrules him on immigrant child kidnapping
– Judge orders DACA reinstatement
– Paul Manafort losing badly
– Prostitution ring leader testifies against Roger Stone
– Trump sulking at golf club
– More bombshells coming
– Is still only 5:30pm

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 3, 2018

Historians will look back on this era and marvel at how in the middle of an investigation of a Russian cover up the President showed absurd deference to their leader and that wasn't game over.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 2, 2018

Future conversation:

“So everyone was distracted by dumb pop culture noise?”
“Not really, people were obsessed with him.”
“And he still got away with all that stuff?”
“It puzzles academics still.”

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 2, 2018

I never said they'd be American historians. https://t.co/oigXSuXI8g

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 2, 2018

Please please please please please.https://t.co/ipRc93mByh

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 2, 2018

One closing thought before bedtime: Trump's war against the press is not just a play to the base. It is an existential struggle against what has always been his nemesis: the truth. He knows it can destroy him.

— Eugene Robinson (@Eugene_Robinson) August 3, 2018

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  1. 1.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    One closing thought before bedtime: Trump’s war against the press is not just a play to the base. It is an existential struggle against what has always been his nemesis: the truth. He knows it can destroy him.

    Whew!

    I would love to see his reaction to that quote. Cuts pretty close to the bone.

  2. 2.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 3, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Open thread, all righty then…here’s a Milky Way pic I took last night up in the Lockwood Valley, since no one seemed to like my pretty star trails.?

  3. 3.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?

    August 3, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Your assumption that this is temporary and will pass, is challenged every day by said inaction. How can the response be so toothless to blatant treason?

    Because the Republicans have a strangle hold on the government atm. But nothing lasts forever and this will pass. It’s up to us all to ensure that what will come after Trump and the authoritarian GOP will be better.

  4. 4.

    The Dangerman

    August 3, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    It is an existential struggle against what has always been his nemesis: the truth. He knows it can destroy him.

    Tax returns or GTFO (for candidates).

    Alfonse Capone cheated on his taxes. Manafort cheated on his taxes. Trump?

  5. 5.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/gallery/2018/jul/19/astronomy-photographer-of-the-year-2018-shortlist-in-pictures

  6. 6.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    I kissed your pretty star trails ?
    I’m always up for your night sky pics, I’ll have to find it.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I like it.

  8. 8.

    RepubAnon

    August 3, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    The truth may set YOU free – but it’ll lock Trumpski up in Club Fed for many years. Maybe we can rename it the Trump Family Compound so he’ll go voluntarily…

  9. 9.

    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    @germy: Dammit, 8 thought Billin would be one of the selected.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    @Baud: 8 = I

  11. 11.

    ? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?

    August 3, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Thanks for including that 50 yard pokemon dash in your post. I bet you old farts don’t even know what pokemon that brown one is.

  12. 12.

    Platonailedit

    August 3, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    In less than two years, the traitorous thug has started & sustained nasty fights with neighbors, press, immigrants, kids, nato, chinese, judges, fbi, cia, nsa, military etc. etc. The only one whose ass he constantly kisses is that of putin. That alone is proof enough of the thug’s treason.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?:

    Shemp?

  14. 14.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 3, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: Star trails, with Mt. Pinos in the foreground.

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    August 3, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Beautiful ?

  16. 16.

    MagdaInBlack

    August 3, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    Gotta luv that edit function….”missed”….I missed the star trails..ty

  17. 17.

    Mary G

    August 3, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    @rikyrah: Love both of those, especially the trees in the first one and the colors in the second.

    ETA: That was to Bill, sorry.

  18. 18.

    Nyrobbin

    August 3, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    @germy:
    That’s the entire ball game right there.

  19. 19.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    JUST IN: Matt Dunlap, member of Trump’s former voter fraud commission, publishes trove of records, finds zero evidence of mass voter fraud, says claims from White House “were, in fact, false."

    His letter to WH: https://t.co/nok74aEZFR

    The documents: https://t.co/sasj7s7ycT pic.twitter.com/J2epPfBVMB

    — Dominic Holden (@dominicholden) August 3, 2018

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    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    @germy: One of the Dem members. I remember there was a lot of debate about whether any Dem should participate in that travesty.

  21. 21.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    Here’s a possible non-political topic of discussion: movies that should be depressing, but aren’t. We saw Bob Fosse’s All That Jazz again last weekend, which is a movie that by all rights should be depressing as hell, and yet it’s not.

    Alternative line of discussion: movies that pretend to have happy endings but just leave you feeling cheated.

  22. 22.

    p.a.

    August 3, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    @germy: I don’t understand. Was he a lone Dem on the commission? If not, and he was stupid enough initially to really believe the fraud claims (not just using them for vote suppression) I find it hard to believe he is actually intelligent enough to accept the obvious fact that vote fraud claims are a fraud. He must have an angle…

    ETA: ok, he was the Dem

  23. 23.

    frosty

    August 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: LOL nope, But my kid who’s about your age certainly does. He leads a Pokemon Go group around here.

  24. 24.

    debbie

    August 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    @germy:

    Yes, but at his rally last night, he said he was told his election was probably the most amazing election in the history of the world!

  25. 25.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 3, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    @Baud:
    @Baud: Thanks, I need more interesting foregrounds; I’ve got some ideas.

  26. 26.

    frosty

    August 3, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Alternative line of discussion: movies that pretend to have happy endings but just leave you feeling cheated.

    La La Land. You two idiots threw away the love of your life so you could get ahead in show biz. Ugh. It was a love letter of Hollywood to itself and the ending sucked.

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 3, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Alternative line of discussion: movies that pretend to have happy endings but just leave you feeling cheated.

    kinda on-topic: friends told me Muriel’s Wedding was hilarious. I thought it was one of the most depressing movies I’d ever seen

  28. 28.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    @debbie: Well, I was amazed. And disgusted.

  29. 29.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    @Baud: Shemp has always been my least favorite.

    ETA: And not because he is brown, you bastard.

  30. 30.

    PPCLI

    August 3, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    @Mnemosyne: It’s a Wonderful Life

  31. 31.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 3, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    @rikyrah: Thanks.
    @Mary G: I shot there for the first time last month, a number of things went wrong with my shoot last night(I didn’t get there early enough, I couldn’t sight Polaris…), but I got a couple of good shots. I’ve got a couple of interesting places to shoot in the next few weeks while the moon is not in the sky and if the weather cooperates.

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    August 3, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    @germy: @Baud: MomSense gets to say I told you so on this one – many of us were concerned that he was adding legitimacy to the effort, but MomSense had faith in him.

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    @frosty:

    I avoided La-La Land. It just gave me a bad vibe, and I like Hollywood musicals about Hollywood (see also Singin’ In the Rain or the Garland/Mason A Star Is Born). There was just something about it that was off-putting. I was so happy when Moonlight eked out a Best Picture victory over it.

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    That was me and In Bruges. People told me it was hilarious but forgot to tell me how many people get bloodily murdered in the course of it.

  34. 34.

    Baud

    August 3, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: She has a lot of momsense.

  35. 35.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    @PPCLI:

    For Option A or Option B?

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    August 3, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    @Baud: She most certainly does. We are lucky to have her.

  37. 37.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 3, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I knew it was dark going in, so I enjoyed In Bruges.

    Do you ever listen to John Fuglesang’s radio show on Sirius? I’ve gotten out of the habit (in part because JF can be such a sanctimonious BernieBro), but they talk movies a lot, and his co-host, Frank Conniff is hilarious, in general and specifically when ragging on La La Land.

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    August 3, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    I missed the whole DACA ruling today. I am surprised that no one front-paged it. One good thing this week, and hugely important.

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I would bet that you have never been to Bruges. Having been there, the idea of ultra-violence there is wacky; I couldn’t help but laugh.

  40. 40.

    Origuy

    August 3, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: Eevee. I didn’t know much about Pokemon until Go came out.

  41. 41.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Shemp has always been my least favorite.

    I liked him as the bartender in “The Bank Dick.”

  42. 42.

    germy

    August 3, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    I wonder if “Sorry To Bother You” will win any awards. The script is beyond amazing.

  43. 43.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing?How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody’s fucking thing, eh?

  44. 44.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I don’t have Sirius, so no. I do like Frank Conniff, though. He’s a good sidekick.

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The child getting his head blown off was not very funny to me and wrecked the rest of the movie.

  45. 45.

    Platonailedit

    August 3, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    @p.a.:

    He joined to prove the lying kris kobach’s entire life of grift was totally made up bs and was proved right. I would just take the big win and move on.

  46. 46.

    debbie

    August 3, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    @germy:

    From Amy Siskind’s The List:

    Week 11 (January 22 — 28)
    32. Trump called for an investigation into voter fraud, then delayed signing the executive order. Media uncovered that several Trump insiders are registered to vote in two states.

    Week 12 (January 29 — February 4)
    14. The AP reported that the voter fraud expert chosen by Trump to conduct his voter fraud investigation is registered to vote in three states.

    (Sorry, no links; I’ve started reading the book.)

  47. 47.

    Emma

    August 3, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Wow!

  48. 48.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Also, too, the person who recommended it didn’t bother to tell me about the ultra-violence, so that didn’t help.

    I was fine with Kingsman because I knew it was ultra-violent ahead of time, but In Bruges surprised me with it, and not in a good way.

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    @Mnemosyne: It shows Harry being true to his principles. It wasn’t a comedy although a shitload of it was funny. It was a mob movie.

  50. 50.

    Felony Govt

    August 3, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ? ?: This old fart didn’t even know those were Pokémon’s.

  51. 51.

    Felony Govt

    August 3, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Wow that is spectacular. I love Mt. Pinos.

  52. 52.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Right, but the person who recommended it said it was a comedy, and the reviews I saw called it one. So having children get graphically murdered was not what I was expecting.

    And on a story level, I did not find it either funny or ironic that yet another innocent bystander had to die horribly as a throwaway joke to complete Harry’s subplot. It really, really bothers me when movies casually kill innocent people as a joke. That wrecked The Nice Guys for me, too.

  53. 53.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I didn’t particularly care for Kingsman for similar reasons. Truce?

  54. 54.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    It really, really bothers me when movies casually kill innocent people as a joke.

    They weren’t killed as a joke. They were book-ends for the plot. But I entered it knowing it was dark and enjoyed the humor along the way. I can see how not knowing that could make the movie jarring as hell.

    ETA: Also Ralph Fiennes does a great villian. See also The Good Thief.

  55. 55.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I’m mostly still mad at the person who recommended it, who I’m pretty sure was not you. And, like I said, it didn’t help that it hit one of my biggest pet peeves in movies with that ending. Feh.

  56. 56.

    SectionH

    August 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I’m extremely movie-ignorant, but I saw All That Jazz ages ago and loved it. Trying to think of a contribution to the your actual question,either way…

  57. 57.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Oh, the cast is great, which only increases my annoyance with the flaws of the writer/director. Fiennes is always at his best playing a villain, and Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson have great chemistry.

    When I saw that Three Billboards was by the same writer/director, I noped out. I knew it was just going to annoy me.

  58. 58.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I can’t believe you suckered me into spending half of my birthday evening arguing about In Bruges with you. Dinner and drinks were earlier, so no harm done.

  59. 59.

    boatboy_srq

    August 3, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    @germy: Of we throw a bucket of truth over him, would he melt? Asking for a witch friend.

  60. 60.

    Scuffletuffle

    August 3, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne: That’s a shame, because Three Billboards is a terrific movie.

  61. 61.

    Mnemosyne

    August 3, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Happy birthday! ? The drinks probably contributed to the arguing.

  62. 62.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 3, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Nah, I can argue at the drop of a hat.

  63. 63.

    Ian R

    August 4, 2018 at 7:16 am

    @debbie: I guess we should have expected that their vote fraud expert was at least vote fraud experienced.

  64. 64.

    SadOldGuy

    August 4, 2018 at 11:04 am

    For entertainment with questionable happy ends, as always consult TV Tropes

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