Ok, but her emails tho…. https://t.co/rHzS9rVPCO
— Centrism Fan Acct ? (@Wilson__Valdez) October 24, 2018
Well that's a relief: "[White House officials] said they had further confidence he was not spilling secrets because he rarely digs into the details of the intelligence he is shown and is not well versed in the operational specifics of military or covert activities." https://t.co/JhnzsNRQBT
— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) October 24, 2018
Spare a moment of sympathy today for the poor Chinese spies forced to endure listening to Trump’s phone calls.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 24, 2018
"He is talking about the Fed again. He seems to think it's a savings and loan owned by Nancy Pelosi."
"I strangled a Japanese diplomat with my bare hands to get this Ministry of State Security promotion, to listen to this. I shame my parents."— EmergyHat! (@Popehat) October 24, 2018
"Ai Huan, the good news is that we now know where he's going to devote a big chunk of the CIA's assets over the rest of his administration."
"What's the bad news?"
"Narnia. It's Narnia."
"Why is that bad?"
"We're pretty sure he thinks it's in Macau."
— EmergyHat! (@Popehat) October 24, 2018
opiejeanne
Testing.
zhena gogolia
Sorry, can’t laugh about this.
Ken
@opiejeanne: It worked.
Re the Catherine Rampell quote, the real mess will be when Trump is out of office, and keeps tweeting stuff that he may or may not remember from the briefings. The authority to automatically declassify – which is the only reason he’s not been arrested for numerous violations of the security laws – ends with the office, doesn’t it?
SiubhanDuinne
@opiejeanne:
Your test came back positive.
jk
Donald Trump is a profoundly heinous and defective form of protoplasm.
Adam L Silverman
@Ken: Yep, once he’s no longer president he’s no longer the highest and final original classification authority in the US.
Anne Laurie
@opiejeanne: If this means what I think it means, I suspect ‘reunion’ is one of the spam filter’s tripwords.
trollhattan
Presently enjoying “Flight of the Conchords Live in London” remembering how much I miss their show. And if you haven’t seen “What We Do in the Shadows” fix that in time for Halloween.
WaterGirl
@Anne Laurie: why would that be in the spam filter???
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
The rabbit laughed.
;)
MomSense
@trollhattan:
And I loved their stand up, really a sit down, before their HBO show.
Mike J
@trollhattan: We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.
trollhattan
@NotMax:
The walrus is Paul.
NotMax
Mike J
Could be worse. Could be wereRepublicans.
Adam L Silverman
He seems nice…
Villago Delenda Est
@Adam L Silverman: There is no end to their evil. None.
The entire party is corrupt and into treason and terrorism from top to bottom.
polyorchnid octopunch
@Adam L Silverman: That is really special. Dope smoking libertarian indeed.
Amir Khalid
Too lazy to learn national secrets, and too dumb to talk about them anyway; therefore less of a danger to national security. This argument will really appeal to Trump’s base in 2020.
@Ken:
I for one hope that Trump ‘s presidency ends in a way that ensures he won’t need the Secret Service because he has prison guards.
Adam L Silverman
@Villago Delenda Est: They have fully revealed themselves to be what we have always known them to be.
Amir Khalid
@Anne Laurie:
Reunion. Reunion reunion reunion. Reunion? Reunion!
(This has been a test.)
Adam L Silverman
@polyorchnid octopunch: The Pauls would be so proud.
NotMax
@Adam L. Silverman
Well, well. Don’t that take the rag offen the bush.
randy khan
@zhena gogolia:
I really feel like this is a classic example of funny/not funny. I mean, the possible jokes are endless, but at the same time, it’s just horrifying that someone like him is sitting in the Oval Office (when he’s not playing golf).
Chetan Murthy
Ooh! Oooh! Amber Ruffin brings the scorn to Ms. “Jesus is White”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=232&v=-l7cfbyF95A
Damn! Damn! “She’s 47, and that’s almost 50!”
Mike in NC
Fat Bastard spends exactly no time on those pesky Intel briefings. Delegated to Kelly or Mattis or maybe Jared.
Yutsano
In a (surprisingly) comfortable room right outside Minneapolis Minnesota and already having a good time. A couple bottles of hard cider will help that. And yes mocking them is indeed our best tool, because they can try but they can’t shut us all up.
Yutsy + 2 but coming down.
gene108
@Amir Khalid:
Yes it will appeal to them. They don’t what he does or what he says. He makes them feel in control against the hordes of Guatemala refugees, Syrian refugees, uppity blacks, shrill women, etc. and that is all they care about.
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I wish we could push the meme Republican Presidents are dishonest crooks into the mainstream consciousness.
Nixon had Watergate.
Reagan had Iran-Contra
Bush, Jr will forever be remembered for lying us into war in Iraq.
And all Trump does is lie all day long.
aliasofwestgate
Just finished a round of giggles and grins while watching DC’s Legends of Tomorrow season premiere. Definitely what i needed to watch tonight. XD
So many issues about those tweets that i can’t even begin to unpack. National Security being the least of them.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Amir Khalid: I am telling you all by 2020 they will be debating if “and he ate the flesh from the corpse” is really that bad.
Shell
@trollhattan: that was such a fun movie. The scene where they’re about to go clubbing and they have to check how each other looks cause….bummer, they can’t see themselves in the mirror.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@zhena gogolia: Don’t need to laugh, just toss it in there faces; “well thank god your’ president is to incurious know any state secrets since he’s to pathetically lazy to use a secured phone. Boy howdy I understand now why your conservatives identify with Trump so strongly.”
Stuff like that.
Sister Golden Bear
And so it begins…
Health Department removes ‘gender’ from its civil rights page:
https://thinkprogress.org/health-department-removes-gender-from-its-civil-rights-page-d60f33814b8e/
and the DOJ argues in court that businesses can legally discriminate against trans workers:
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/justice-department-says-transgender-discrimination-is-lawful
Although really it’s the latest salvos in a years-long war the Talibaptists have been waging against us to use the power of the government to harass us out of public existence.
#WontBeErased #StillFuckingHere
Viva BrisVegas
Has anybody noticed that one of the biggest hurricanes this year is currently rolling over US territory.
I wonder if anyone at the White House has bothered to tell Trump?
danielx
Go to the country for four days and the world goes crazy. Again.
I may have to do this more often.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Viva BrisVegas: Unless they have votes in the Electoral College, they’re not really Americans; as defined by Trump.
NotMax
@Viva BrisVegas
Minimal but local coverage of the typhoon.
zhena gogolia
@Sister Golden Bear:
We’ve got (or are trying to get) your back.
WaterGirl
@Sister Golden Bear: So they’re basically arguing that either you’re not human, or you’re not really a citizen. Good to know.
These fuckers need to go down.