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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.
Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.
I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.
Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?
You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.
The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.
Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.
Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.
Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.
Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.
“I was told there would be no fact checking.”
Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?
I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.
You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.
Accountability, motherfuckers.
We still have time to mess this up!
I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.
It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.
Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?
hitchhiker
he has to run out of insults and lies at some point, yes?
trollhattan
@hitchhiker:
Once the Addero1 wears off.
SiubhanDuinne
The red volcanoes of Maine and the green seashores of Idaho and the golden mountains of Florida. BLECCCHH.
debit
Oh my god is it finally over? They just had a looooooong pan over the audience showed everyone was blanked faced and fidgeting.
Mary G
Finally over after again saying we must be unified.
TaMara (HFG)
You guys find these, I just embed them:
Cheryl Rofer
He was sort of wheezing it out toward the end. I misjudged, but it seemed like it was going to go on forever.
BretH
It’s like a rich kid going through the motions of taking a test when his parents have iced the way for an”A”. Like it is the first time he’s ever read these words and couldn’t care either way.
Cheryl Rofer
The Secret Service guys look like clones, all shaved heads.
Mnemosyne
I’m sitting in a Denny’s with a group of fellow writers and if I’m careful not to look up too high, I can avoid seeing the TV.
Mike in NC
I warned all you people that he could outdo Fidel Castro in rambling on for several hours without taking a break.
Mary G
Joe Manchin buts his way through the crowd to be right behind the Joint Chiefs, who did not love the speech, and be the first civilian to kiss up.
debit
Remember when Obama was mobbed with people waiting ten deep to shake his hand? The chamber was half empty by the time Trump started walking out.
TaMara (HFG)
OMG – MSNBC has mikes on the floor as circus peanut leaves and the Rethugs sound like slobbering fools. Should be used in campaign ads after he’s jailed.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Mary G
Small knot of Republican men surrounding him and giving tongue baths of “great job, Mr. President,” and “you knocked it out of the park” and other lies.
danielx
Haven’t watched, but…I guess that whole unity thing has gone on the stroll?
ThresherK
Reposted from below: Was it 1997 when Bill Clinton gave a long SOTU which pundits hated yet voters ate up with a spoon?
And has any pundit invoked that speech trying to make Trump’s tonite not sound like a lead balloon?
WaterGirl
@TaMara (HFG): That is kind of a fuck you clap. I love it!
Cheryl Rofer
catclub
@Cheryl Rofer:
Actually longer than forever.
catclub
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
and we chose squander! see Alaska National Wildlife Refuge Oil Drilling
Steve in the ATL
@Mnemosyne: the one time when it’s good not to be too high!
Mnemosyne
And then I put my glasses on to watch the closed caption version of Stacey Abrams’ speech. It looked great to me — very smart of her to have an audience behind her and not just give it to an empty room.
hilts
The SOTU speech was a super sized putrid steaming pile of excrement delivered by a raving drooling neanderthal who should be fitted for a straitjacket.