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State Of The Union Live Feed Continues…

by Cheryl Rofer|  February 5, 201910:27 pm| 25 Comments

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  1. 1.

    hitchhiker

    February 5, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    he has to run out of insults and lies at some point, yes?

  2. 2.

    trollhattan

    February 5, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    @hitchhiker:
    Once the Addero1 wears off.

  3. 3.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    The red volcanoes of Maine and the green seashores of Idaho and the golden mountains of Florida. BLECCCHH.

  4. 4.

    debit

    February 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Oh my god is it finally over? They just had a looooooong pan over the audience showed everyone was blanked faced and fidgeting.

  5. 5.

    Mary G

    February 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Finally over after again saying we must be unified.

  6. 6.

    TaMara (HFG)

    February 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    You guys find these, I just embed them:

    Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu pic.twitter.com/eueoUf9IBT

    — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 6, 2019

  7. 7.

    Cheryl Rofer

    February 5, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    He was sort of wheezing it out toward the end. I misjudged, but it seemed like it was going to go on forever.

  8. 8.

    BretH

    February 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    It’s like a rich kid going through the motions of taking a test when his parents have iced the way for an”A”. Like it is the first time he’s ever read these words and couldn’t care either way.

  9. 9.

    Cheryl Rofer

    February 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    The Secret Service guys look like clones, all shaved heads.

  10. 10.

    Mnemosyne

    February 5, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    I’m sitting in a Denny’s with a group of fellow writers and if I’m careful not to look up too high, I can avoid seeing the TV.

  11. 11.

    Mike in NC

    February 5, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    I warned all you people that he could outdo Fidel Castro in rambling on for several hours without taking a break.

  12. 12.

    Mary G

    February 5, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Joe Manchin buts his way through the crowd to be right behind the Joint Chiefs, who did not love the speech, and be the first civilian to kiss up.

  13. 13.

    debit

    February 5, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Remember when Obama was mobbed with people waiting ten deep to shake his hand? The chamber was half empty by the time Trump started walking out.

  14. 14.

    TaMara (HFG)

    February 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    OMG – MSNBC has mikes on the floor as circus peanut leaves and the Rethugs sound like slobbering fools. Should be used in campaign ads after he’s jailed.

  15. 15.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Ben. No More, No Less. @ BJS_quire
    2m2 minutes ago
    He… didn’t… seriously… just… say…

    “We must choose whether to squander our incredible inheritance”

    Donald. Fucking. Trump.

  16. 16.

    Mary G

    February 5, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Small knot of Republican men surrounding him and giving tongue baths of “great job, Mr. President,” and “you knocked it out of the park” and other lies.

  17. 17.

    danielx

    February 5, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Haven’t watched, but…I guess that whole unity thing has gone on the stroll?

  18. 18.

    ThresherK

    February 5, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Reposted from below: Was it 1997 when Bill Clinton gave a long SOTU which pundits hated yet voters ate up with a spoon?

    And has any pundit invoked that speech trying to make Trump’s tonite not sound like a lead balloon?

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    February 5, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): That is kind of a fuck you clap. I love it!

  20. 20.

    Cheryl Rofer

    February 5, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Speech ran 1 hr, 22 minutes & 27 seconds. Was interupted DURING the speech 98 times. Trump’s previous speeches averaged a little more than 70 minutes

    — Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) February 6, 2019

  21. 21.

    catclub

    February 5, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I misjudged, but it seemed like it was going to go on forever.

    Actually longer than forever.

  22. 22.

    catclub

    February 5, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    “We must choose whether to squander our incredible inheritance”

    Donald. Fucking. Trump.

    and we chose squander! see Alaska National Wildlife Refuge Oil Drilling

  23. 23.

    Steve in the ATL

    February 5, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    @Mnemosyne: the one time when it’s good not to be too high!

  24. 24.

    Mnemosyne

    February 5, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    And then I put my glasses on to watch the closed caption version of Stacey Abrams’ speech. It looked great to me — very smart of her to have an audience behind her and not just give it to an empty room.

  25. 25.

    hilts

    February 5, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    The SOTU speech was a super sized putrid steaming pile of excrement delivered by a raving drooling neanderthal who should be fitted for a straitjacket.

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