You mean like last time? You’re literally the only candidate who could lose a GOP seat in pro-Trump, pro-USA ALABAMA. Running for office should never become a business model. If you actually care about #MAGA more than your own ego, it's time to ride off into the sunset, Judge. https://t.co/Twg9isFRkY
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 28, 2019
No way Junior actually wrote this tweet — even he understands that “running for office as a business model” is why his old man is currently squatting in the Oval Office. But Young Don’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle is now a paid “senior political advisor” on Daddy’s reelection campaign, so I guess we can assume this is the real, if not the official, Trump administration stance on Roy Moore. Rooting for injuries!
Speaking of injuries…
Steve Bannon needs to learn how to talk like an anonymous source. https://t.co/LvIwBofjZu
— Zeddediah Springfield (@Zeddary) May 29, 2019
I’m sure a guy who said “I’m fucked, my presidency is fucked” after hearing of a special prosecutor totally said this.
— Molotov Frappuccino Thrower (@agraybee) May 29, 2019
Steve ‘Muck & Mucker’ Bannon is looking for a little earned media (free publicity) from Michael Wolff’s new book Siege: Trump Under Fire & Fury II:
… “Siege” is ostensibly about Trump — portrayed here as a very unstable non-genius cracking under the pressure of being thrust into the highest office — but its guiding worldview looks remarkably like Bannon’s. It’s a mordant, readable tell-all designed to show how Trump, simply by being Trump, has made himself the perfect wrecking ball, blasting holes through an array of institutions…
Wolff says that Kushner represents “liberal globalism,” though he doesn’t offer much to back it up, instead repeating Bannon’s pet theory that Kushner’s behavior shows how glaringly hypocritical the “true and deeply self-interested face of liberal globalism” actually was. Against this, Bannon positions his own “party of the peasants,” with their “peasant honesty, peasant wisdom and peasant loyalty,” prompting Wolff to make what is either a deeply ironic or inadvertently hilarious comparison of Bannon to Tolstoy.The political analysis in this book is close to nil, but that’s by design. “The heart of this book,” Wolff says, is the experience of the Trump presidency: “an emotional state rather than a political state.” Policies, decision-making, anything that requires even a minimal amount of attention to detail — that happens, as much as possible, without Trump, Wolff says. The president’s staff sees it as their job to keep him in his “bubble,” munching candy bars at night and getting his ego stroked in marathon phone calls with the Fox News host Sean Hannity. On good days, Wolff writes, the president arrives late to the office and is whisked through a series of staged, anodyne meetings to keep him busy: “A distracted Trump was a happy Trump.”
So now Wolff gets another probable best seller, and Bannon, who boasts about communicating with Trump through the media, gets to show the president who’s really boss. “Bannon believed he was the man of populist destiny and not Donald Trump,” Wolff writes, with Bannon even entertaining the idea of being a presidential contender in 2020. Bannon might wax sentimental about the country’s white working class — whom he lovingly calls “deplorables” — but he treats them as endlessly credulous, riling them up with stories about immigrant caravans and the boons of a trade war while offering them nothing more concrete than the fireworks display of watching the establishment burn…
? @Axios exclusive: Publishing sources say that more than 2/3 of key sources for "Fire and Fury" talked to @MichaelWolffNYC for explosive sequel,"Siege," out June 4 @MichaelWolffNYC https://t.co/roHxm226Ss
— Mike Allen (@mikeallen) May 15, 2019
Did those ‘sources’ measure the “more than 2/3 of key sources” by individual, or by body mass? Because, TBH, Steve Bannon’s multiple shirts probably weigh as much as a whole Kellyanne Conway.
A crucial phrase: "according to Michael Wolff." https://t.co/EbZ5oTsEkK
— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) May 28, 2019
Cermet
The Barbarians aren’t at the gates, there in the (white) house!
Roger Moore
If they did it by BAC, they could rely on Bannon alone.
trollhattan
Best when read in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.
chopper
the fact that a trump said
is pretty crazy, even for these days. oy gevult.
debbie
Moore tweeted that Trump was part of the Washington DC establishment. That’s gotta burn!
Aleta
David Corn, Mother Jones
the BuhJaysus
Bannon is quite the purveyor of Hobo/Revolutionary chic…
2017, just like 1917 could’ve been such a good year.
Cameron
A “liberal globalist” sounds awfully similar to a “rootless cosmopolitan.” Of course, Steve Bannon would suggest no such thing. Of course not.
Cameron
@the BuhJaysus: More like Blazing Saddles than Tolstoy.
debbie
@Aleta:
And he very definitively said that he could not exonerate Trump. Barr couldn’t redact Mueller’s voice!!!
Baud
I hate liberal globalists. I prefer global liberals.
NotMax
@Cameron
“New world order” is so 20th century.
;)
Mary G
While I was laboriously pecking out my post in the Israel thread, this new one came up and as usual I didn’t check for the gray bar. I am copying and reposting the part of the comment that isn’t about Israel.
I can’t remember a time when a member of Congress even came close to a president in favorability. Pelosi’s plan is working.
the BuhJaysus
@Cameron:
Lol…you mean, “moron honesty, moron wisdom and moron loyalty”
Mary G
I am quite sure that progressive women in Alabama are going to make this next election about the heinous no-abortion law. I renewed my $5 a month to Doug Jones.
Duane
@Cermet: A criminal mob is in control of the White House. Just start calling Trumpov “The Don” and stop pretending he a president of our country.
Baud
@Mary G:
She sure will.
SiubhanDuinne
@Baud:
Splitter!
Patricia Kayden
I love how Donny Jr got away with meeting with Russian operatives to get damaging information on his father’s political opponent. Looking forward to a Democratic Presidential candidate’s child doing something remotely similar and everyone just shrugging.
dmsilev
@Mary G: That is impressive. Congress _always_ has horrible approval ratings (though “my Congressman” tends to do much much better), so that’s great for Pelosi.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Baud: Or liberals that look like globes, I fit that definition.
Baud
@Patricia Kayden:
Hell, if Chelsea Clinton gets caught jaywalking, both the right and the left will insist we have a national conversation on elitist disregard for the rule of law.
bobbo
Oh just blow me, Junior.
Baud
@bobbo:
He misspelled CFA.
Aleta
The Democratic party and citizens should be handling these lying thieving traitorous Republican child-abusers like this:
The 2nd video in the thread shows protection of a baby.
Doug R
All this peasant crap. trump’s base IS management and the uber rich.
Steeplejack
@Baud:
Splitters!
@SiubhanDuinne: Damn it!
debbie
@Aleta:
Reminds me of my mom getting after me to clean up my room.
Catherine D.
@Duane: The Don
Baud
@Doug R:
I don’t agree. The deplorables are a legitimate base for him too.
SiubhanDuinne
@Steeplejack:
?
Jay
So Wolff has a new “insider gossip” based on the venal lies, backstabbing and gossip of sociopathic liars, and it’s gonna be a “best seller”,
And yet only 3% of Americans have read the free redacted Meuller Report,…….
Funny that.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@SiubhanDuinne: They don’t call ya the mob enforcer for nothing.
SiubhanDuinne, Mob Enforcer
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
True dat
oatler.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/louisiana-passes-fetal-heartbeat-abortion-ban-democratic-gov-expected-sign-n1010976
Jackie
@Catherine D.: I prefer the Con
TenguPhule
Trump the Wounded Warrior?
Words truly have lost all meaning under this regime of ineptitude.
TenguPhule
@Baud:
That’s splitter talk., that is.
Mary G
Words fail:
Slashing regulations! What could go wrong?
TenguPhule
@Mary G:
I’m sure that’s true but sadly we need a majority.
TenguPhule
@Mary G:
Toilets runneth over?
TenguPhule
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Al Gore, is that you?
Aleta
@Mary G: Thanks
?BillinGlendaleCA
@TenguPhule: No, he has a big house, I live in a cave.
Mary G
Duane
@Jackie: “Don the Con” is the kind off nickname that could stick. Short, catchy and to the point. Have at it D candidates!
?BillinGlendaleCA
Fun with HDR*.
*HDR is High Dynamic Range, usually using multiple shots with longer and shorter exposure times than the base shot. I went wild with the saturation and added some additional sunrays.
TenguPhule
Also too, Fuck Louisiana’s state government.
Dan B
In foreign policy news, Trump asked that the USS John McCain be moved out of view during Trump’s visit to Japan.
I see Mary beat me to it.
Will Prince Phillip get some ideas, somrthing Climate Crisis maybe?
Baud
@Dan B:
I can’t to lock him up in a 6×6 cell with a picture of Hillary Clinton on every wall.
cliosfanboy
@trollhattan: wow, you’re right. It works perfectly that way…
TenguPhule
@Dan B:
Ship needs to be rechristianed with a decent officer’s name. USS Shinseki, maybe.
Jay
“
Caroline Orr
@RVAwonk
·
1h
NEW: Roger Stone associate Andrew Miller has agreed to testify to special counsel Robert Mueller’s grand jury on Friday, a development that “shows parts of the Mueller investigation — and the grand jury’s work — may still be alive.”
Mnemosyne
@Cameron:
I heard the same thing. But I’m sure it’s a total coincidence that Kushner is Jewish. I’m sure Bannon uses the same phrase to refer to, say, Chuck Schumer or Adam Schiff. See? Coincidence!
Jay
“
Caroline Orr
@RVAwonk
·
1h
NEW: Federal prosecutors sent subpoenas this week to Mar-a-Lago and Trump Victory, a political fundraising committee, demanding they turn over all records relating to GOP donor/“massage parlor” owner Cindy Yang and several of her associates & companies.”
Duane
@Baud: 6×6 seems too generous.
mrmoshpotato
@Baud: You forgot a big mural of Hillary’s face on the ceiling – lit by floodlight ’round the clock.
Don Jr: Clocks aren’t round!
Baud
@Duane:
I didn’t specify the height.
lamh36
Baud
@mrmoshpotato:
And a 24-hour audio stream of her “cackle.”
mrmoshpotato
@Duane: IMDB has Dump Jr. as 6′ 3/4″. 6’1″x6’1″ cell.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@TenguPhule: I believe it’s named for Adm John McCain, the late Senator’s father.
Marvel
Wait. What?
SC Mueller said:
“…That was the Justice Department policy and those were the principles under which we operated. From them we concluded that we would not reach a determination — one way or the other — about whether the President committed a crime. That is the office’s final position and we will not comment on any other conclusions or hypotheticals about the President.”
Um, if it’s Justice Department policy that such determinations must not be made one way or the other (re possible presidential criminal actitivy)…what the feck was Mueller’s boss (& corrupt head of the Justice Dept, AG Billy Barr) doing a split second after The Report was released when he said that, Gosh, Mueller punted to me so after intense, exacting study & deliberation, Rod and I hereby acquit Beloved Leader of any/all suspicion of obstruction of justice????
Asking for a friend.
Kent
@Mary G:
Pelosi is a fucking political genius. She is letting Trump twist in the wind while keeping the ball in her court. The “we will pray for you” knife twisting she did was pure genius.
She keeps laying the raw fetid Trump out there for all too see. And will keep doing it until GOPers with any sense of political self preservation will come round to reluctantly doing something about Trump.
Like Netanyahu just found out. Eventually people notice when the emperor has no clothes.
Roger Moore
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
For some strange value of “fun”. I’m not a big fan of obvious HDR. OTOH, I can tell exactly where you were when you took that picture, which is a different kind of fun.
Aleta
WTF Come on now. (This WSJ link works w/o a sub because it’s a story they’ve opened to “reader conversation to promote thoughtful dialogue.” )
There’s a dictatorship-y reek about a country whose craven Acting Defense Secretary bows to the eggshell encasing a sociopath at the expense of sailors’ pride in their ship.
Roger Moore
@TenguPhule:
The USS John S. McCain Sr.
lamh36
Lordt…please let me get these 100k points from Marriott with my credit card company.
If I can get those bonus points, I might actually BALL OUT in Paris this November.
I can get one room for me and the cuz at a nice glitzy hotel w/one night free, 2 nights paid for w/points, and just have to pay for 3 nights in Euro (so like $650 ea from me and the cuz)
Only problem is…my sister and her husband if they want to stay in the same hotel will have to either full rate later or they could get almost 50% discount if the pre-pay.
I really want a great room it’s gonna be my birthday after all…should I feel bad for my sis?
Matt McIrvin
@Mary G: Meanwhile, Hate-Pelosi stuff is blowing up all over Left Twitter, even with the people I like.
mrmoshpotato
@Baud: How about the SNL clip of Kate McKinnon as Hillary saying, “Lock him up!” on a loop?
Baud
@Matt McIrvin:
That gives me confidence that Pelosi is doing the right thing.
Aleta
@Mary G: @Dan B: scooped by pros …
Mike in NC
@Mary G: This is a new low in Trumpian pettiness and vindictiveness. Maybe he’ll just try to mothball the ship.
Mike in NC
This destroyer was named after McCain’s father and grandfather, retired admirals. But no doubt the Trump Crime Cartel was too stupid to realize that.
Brachiator
@Kent:
Political junkies get a chuckle at Trump’s discomfort. Otherwise, I am not seeing that this makes any difference. Republican politicians are doing fine with their constituents.
J R in WV
@lamh36:
Hail NO you shouldn’t feel bad, especially if they can get a big discount paying in advance. Would she go to Paris without you? Probably not, huh?
We live pretty frugally here at home, but when we travel, we get the best room we can find. Travel is to enjoy, to be comfortable, to have fun, to celebrate.
Eat well, see the sights, be awed by the wonder of Paris! and keep us posted!
Brachiator
@Mike in NC:
Don’t worry. Trump will find new lower lows.
Any ships named after Obama?
Dan B
@Aleta: Mo’s scooped by Pro’s. ;<(
Or is it: Jackal minds think alike?
Brachiator
@lamh36:
Nope. If you can get a great room, you will feel so much more comfortable. And it would be a great birthday treat.
I hope it works out for you and that you have a great time.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Roger Moore: I got a specialized HDR program, I was unhappy with Lightroom’s and Photoshop’s HDR stuff. I went a little nuts with that shot.
ETA: Figured you’d know where that was shot.
Mart
@the BuhJaysus:
Commie bastard
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Mart: I’d prefer someone who’s a Lennonist.
Mart
@?BillinGlendaleCA: You prefer kinder gentler murdering dictators?
Cameron
@Matt McIrvin: It really is insane. Democrats control the House. That’s it, and it’s not by an overwhelming majority. Democrats don’t need an ideologue – ideologues are cranked out at the same rate Bayer cranks out aspirin. What’s needed is a warrior, and not just any warrior, but one who can both lead their own side and befuddle the opposition. Nancy Pelosi’s politics may not be my politics, but at the moment that makes no difference. If she can’t rally the troops and crush these creatures, whatever my politics may be will never see the light of day.
Brachiator
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Or maybe a Ringoist.
Kent
@Cameron: If we want to accomplish ANY progressive priorities at all in this country. ANY of them. Then we need all 3 branches of government. Pelosi understands this more than anyone and is working towards that objective. I don’t see anyone else doing it.
rekoob
@lamh36: Without speculating too much on your family relations, it’s always a good strategy to be generous to siblings. If you can swing it, a possible approach is to offer to cover or split their “prepaid” amount, so that they’re not out too much money upfront, yet you all get the benefit of the discount and convenience of being in the same hotel. If, for some reason, it all falls through, you’re out that money, of course, but you’ve done your best to make it easy to join you and your cousin. It’s an extra burden on you (although you’ll also gain points for putting that on your card, if you can), but since you’re celebrating, why not see what you can do to gather together the folks you want to be with you on your birthday in such a special place.
NotMax
@Brachiator
Eternally in friction with the sub-group of Beatlemania who sport Be Best shirts.
:)
Bill Arnold
(Probably somebody has linked this. A reminder that while the fish rots from the head, by now it’s mostly rotten.)
How the F did someone think that this was a good idea? Were they cocooned within a RWNJ hyperbubble nested within another hyperbubble?
‘Freedom Gas’: U.S. Touts LNG as Molecules of Liberty (Simon Casey, 2019/05/29)
The Trump administration is calling natural gas “molecules of freedom” now (Zoë Schlanger, 2019/05/29)
Natural Gas Is Now Called ‘Freedom Gas,’ According to the Department of Energy (Brian Kahn, 2019/05/29)
NotMax
@Bill Arnold
Freedom is flammable?
Cameron
@Kent: Yeah, she knows what needs to be done and how to do it. The BS that my fellow lefties too often indulge in, that our strength is as the strength of ten because our hearts are pure, is meaningless when pitched at a malignant toddler in the White House and a nihilistic tortoise in the Senate. “Policy first, victory later” is not a plan.