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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Fraud Guaranteed (Open Thread)

Fraud Guaranteed (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  October 16, 201912:54 pm| 202 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

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More crimes come to light! [ProPublica]:

Documents obtained by ProPublica show stark differences in how Donald Trump’s businesses reported some expenses, profits and occupancy figures for two Manhattan buildings, giving a lender different figures than they provided to New York City tax authorities. The discrepancies made the buildings appear more profitable to the lender — and less profitable to the officials who set the buildings’ property tax.

For instance, Trump told the lender that he took in twice as much rent from one building as he reported to tax authorities during the same year, 2017. He also gave conflicting occupancy figures for one of his signature skyscrapers, located at 40 Wall Street.

I’m neither a lawyer nor an accountant, but that looks a lot like frauding while presidenting…

In other news, another Giuliani-Trump-RNC associate was nabbed attempting to board an international flight* at JFK:

JUST IN: David Correia, 1 of the 4 people indicted in an alleged scheme to funnel foreign money and violate FEC laws was taken into custody at New York's JFK airport this morning; the case includes Giuliani associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman – @Tom_Winter

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 16, 2019

“Oh, for Pete’s sake! He’s fleeing the interview!”

This is going to end up with gumshoes kicking in the door at a Trump hotel while Trump tries to hoist his ass out the window, isn’t it?

*ETA: Looks like Correia was in arrivals, not departures, and he may have flown to New York to turn himself in, so, not as suspicious as Rudy’s other Florida clowns’ apprehension. But still — busted!

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    October 16, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    This is going to end up with gumshoes kicking in the door at a Trump hotel while Trump tries to hoist his ass out the window, isn’t it?

    Honestly? If he were to fall out of said window and meet an ignominious end, I would not shed a tear. “Poor” Melania will be quite cranky when she gets nothing because his negative income crashes the whole estate.

  2. 2.

    MJS

    October 16, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Regulatory and media fail. 2017 is certainly not the first time Trump would have inflated/deflated numbers to serve his purposes. I suppose that it was too much of a bother for anyone to pursue the issue pre-November, 2016. Too many stories about emails to be investigated and written, I guess.

  3. 3.

    Spanky

    October 16, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Betty, do you have a brain bleach distributorship or something?

    Jeebus.

  4. 4.

    Roger Moore

    October 16, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    This is going to end up with gumshoes kicking in the door at a Trump hotel while Trump tries to hoist his ass out the window, isn’t it?

    No. It’s going to end with Trump going on an official visit to a country that has Trump branded properties but doesn’t have an extradition treaty, never coming back, and calling himself the President in Exile for the rest of his miserable life.

  5. 5.

    Luciamia

    October 16, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Your Fargo reference? Man, if only!

  6. 6.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    A presidential pardon won’t stop people from getting prosecuted in New York.

    Gov. Cuomo signed legislation closing what he calls the state’s double jeopardy loophole. It means people who are pardoned by the president can still be prosecuted at the state level for the same offense.

    “The closure of this egregious loophole gives prosecutors the ability to stand up against any abuse of power, and helps ensure that no politically motivated, self-serving action is sanctioned under law,” Gov. Cuomo said in a statement.

    wnyt.com/politics/cuomo-signs-bill-allowing-prosecutions-in-ny-despite-presidential-pardon/5526164/?…

  7. 7.

    MattF

    October 16, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    It’s hard to maintain two sets of books. And expensive— two sets of accountants, two sets of lawyers. At least!

  8. 8.

    Sebastian

    October 16, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Meh, that’s what cruise missiles are for. We did the same thing with that cartel boss when he finally used his satellite phone.

  9. 9.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 16, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    As the thread downstairs is dead, this is the part of the Kamala Harris quote that princess deliberately and dishonestly omitted to paint her as some kind of quiverful advocate:

    . . . and it does not give any other person the right to tell a woman what to do with that body. It is her body. It is her right.”

  10. 10.

    Leto

    October 16, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    @Roger Moore: I wonder if we’d pull an Israeli style Nazi snatch and grab to bring him back here to face trial/justice?

  11. 11.

    waysel

    October 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Frances McDormand was so great in that movie. Riding around in the ‘prowler’.

  12. 12.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    @Yutsano:
    Believe the operant expression is “I really don’t care do U?”

    Seismometers everywhere would leap upon Donny’s impact.

  13. 13.

    Mike in DC

    October 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Would love to see the Trump family indicted for tax and bank fraud by NY State and City, in the middle of the impeachment inquiry. I think that would be the coup de grace.

  14. 14.

    Mary G

    October 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    ProPublica rocks. It’s good to have one journalism outlet that isn’t on the side of the right wing and corporations.

  15. 15.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    @waysel:
    Yup. She’s simply one of the best actresses of our time. I treasure every movie.

  16. 16.

    waysel

    October 16, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Thanks. What a little context will do.

  17. 17.

    waysel

    October 16, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    @trollhattan: +1

  18. 18.

    Sebastian

    October 16, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    @Leto:

    Any country that would host him would be committing an act of war against the United States of America.

    Russia or China could get away with it. Anyone else would fold at the latest when all their bridges, power plants, harbors, and factories are bombed to pieces.

  19. 19.

    rikyrah

    October 16, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    What’s with these guys getting arrested at the airport?

    LOL

  20. 20.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 16, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    @Spanky: I salute Betty for taking on stories that I just can’t, like Trump’s attempt at matching the Jerry Springer Show today.

  21. 21.

    Sebastian

    October 16, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @rikyrah:

    FBI likes to arrest people at airports because they know they are unarmed once the come through security.

  22. 22.

    Ruckus

    October 16, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @MattF:
    Naw. Your accountant and attorney just need to be in on the deal.

  23. 23.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @Bobby Thomson:
    Glass House meet stone

  24. 24.

    dmsilev

    October 16, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    @MattF:

    It’s hard to maintain two sets of books. And expensive— two sets of accountants, two sets of lawyers. At least!

    You’re assuming he pays his lawyers and accountants.

  25. 25.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    @rikyrah:
    I wonder if they’d consider setting up observation bleachers and opening a popcorn concession. I’d come!

    They’d probably cross at a border, but you know, Wall!

  26. 26.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    @rikyrah:

    What’s with these guys getting arrested at the airport?

    Maybe I should just stand around outside the Starbucks at Dulles and hand out business cards— HatGuarantee (@Popehat) October 16, 2019

    A lawyer could get rich that way.

  27. 27.

    Roger Moore

    October 16, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    @rikyrah:

    What’s with these guys getting arrested at the airport?

    The FBI apparently likes arresting people at the airport. They’re going to be in a known place at a scheduled time, and once they’re inside security you can be reasonably confident they aren’t armed.

  28. 28.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    @Ruckus: In such instances, it is important that you accountant is also your attorney. Seriously.

    Attorney/client privilege and all….

  29. 29.

    MattF

    October 16, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Bear in mind that Correia was the one who had not been arrested at an airport. So, his diabolically sneaky plan was to wait two days and THEN go to JFK.

  30. 30.

    Marcopolo

    October 16, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Hey folks, halfway through the week. If you haven’t called your Congress critters to weigh in on impeachment, our betrayal of the Kurds, and Don’s adventures in the Ukraine yet, now’s the time. Keep the pressure on!

    202-224-3121 will connect you with the Congressional switchboard.

    Use https://www.contactingcongress.org if you’d like the number for a local office, an email address, or want to reach out to them via their twitter or Facebook.

    Please share this with your friends & thanks in advance.

  31. 31.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    @Roger Moore: Also, once in the security zone there really is no where to run. Also, if you are in the gate areas with a ticket, they have evidence of intent to flee which can be introduced at trial as evidence of guilt. Especially when you know there is an outstanding indictment.

    ETA also this is good evidence of flight risk which means high or no bail.

    Can’t these guys take a greyhound to Canada? Or Mexico? Dopes.

  32. 32.

    D Gardner

    October 16, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    @MattF: Trump barely has one set of lawyers, at least at any given time.

  33. 33.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Correia was arriving at JFK, not looking to depart. He was apparently coming to NY to turn himself in.

  34. 34.

    TomatoQueen

    October 16, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    @Yutsano: He is probably not above stealing a great Marx Bros. routine.

  35. 35.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    Ah — that is quite a different scenario. Thank you for that tidbit!

  36. 36.

    Kay

    October 16, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    @rikyrah:

    LOL

    I love the airport arrests too. Presidential true crime! Every day there’s a new episode.

  37. 37.

    Cacti

    October 16, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    The librul media could have found all the information that’s trickling out now back in 2015.

    But they didn’t want to. Hillary had to be put in her place, because reasons.

  38. 38.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    @Kay:

    airport arrests

    Now that would make a great reality show.

  39. 39.

    Elizabelle

    October 16, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Can’t these guys take a greyhound to Canada? Or Mexico? Dopes.

    Don’t give them any ideas.

  40. 40.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    @Cacti:

    Hillary had to be put in her place, because reasons lady parts.

    FTFY

  41. 41.

    The Moar You Know

    October 16, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    A presidential pardon won’t stop people from getting prosecuted in New York.

    Gov. Cuomo signed legislation closing what he calls the state’s double jeopardy loophole. It means people who are pardoned by the president can still be prosecuted at the state level for the same offense.

    “The closure of this egregious loophole gives prosecutors the ability to stand up against any abuse of power, and helps ensure that no politically motivated, self-serving action is sanctioned under law,” Gov. Cuomo said in a statement.

    @germy: Showboating bullshit. As Cuomo does. This question was settled by the Supreme Court way back in the 1920s. Unanimously. United States v. Lanza if you’re interested. Unless the state in question specifically forbids state charges following federal charges (or vice versa) the state absolutely can prosecute. Even if pardoned by the President.

    Also, while researching the Taft court, came up with this doozy: McGrain v. Daugherty. Guilani and anyone thinking about ignoring a Congressional subpoena might want to have a look at that one.

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    October 16, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Incidentally, did you see how the Dunn family’s spokesman described the attempt:

    “It struck us that this meeting was hastily arranged by nincompoops on the run and in particular Mr. O’Brien, …

    From the Daily Beast link.

    FWIW, Nincompoops on the Run fits this blogpost too. Sadly, some wag might append it to the Dem debate threads too.

  43. 43.

    laura

    October 16, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @rikyrah:
    The rats are not only fleeing the sinking ship, they are literally on the run from the long arm of the law.
    They are as bad at pulling a runner as they are at criming. And yet, gym jordan and mark meadows and kevin McCarthy will still stand by their man in an ever increasingly pathetic fanboy fashion.

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    @Immanentize:
    God help me I’m now getting echoes of Hillary’s treatment in what’s being slung at Warren. It’s making me want to sling a few items.

  45. 45.

    MattF

    October 16, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I’m not watching it, but Trump’s press conference with the Italian president is reportedly a doozy-and-a-half.

  46. 46.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    I can’t watch him anymore, but it sounds like The Oaf is putting on quite a show. The second performance of the day

    Rick Wilson @ TheRickWilson
    13m13 minutes ago
    This is fucking insane.

    This press conference is purpose-built to empower and delight every bad actor in the world.

    Welcome to the third world, America. Because that’s us now.

    I wonder if anyone’s asked the Italian president what he thinks of trump’s, ‘oh they’ll all just go to Europe’ comment about escaped ISIS fighters.

    I saw Brave, Brave Sir Willard say, well, it’s like the old saw about the farmer who realized his barn was empty because all the proverbial horses had escaped, so to speak, after the door to the barn elevator was left ajar.

    ETA: I exaggerate, but… Willard really is his own sort of word-salad-spinner

    @ axios
    Mitt Romney on Trump sending Pence and Pompeo to meet with Erdoğan in Turkey: “It’s like the farmer who lost all his horses and goes to now shut the barn door.”

  47. 47.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    @laura:
    At least one of the arrested Rooskies has donated to McCarthy. The mind boggles.

  48. 48.

    KithKanan

    October 16, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    @Elizabelle: Is it too early to nominate “Nincompoops on the run” for a rotating tagline?

  49. 49.

    The Moar You Know

    October 16, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Attorney/client privilege and all….

    @Immanentize: Does not apply in any way, shape, or form if your attorney is part of a crime. Someone might want to let Trump know that.

  50. 50.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Trump, asked about Lindsey Graham's criticisms of his Syria decisions, says the people of South Carolina want Graham to be spending his time investigating James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Obama, not doing this.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 16, 2019

  51. 51.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    @Sebastian: Additionally it gives them evidence of attempt to flee jurisdiction which goes to consciousness of guilt, which is key in many fraud and similar cases. It’s pretty hard to argue you didn’t know what you did was wrong when you’re caught fleeing the country.

  52. 52.

    Roger Moore

    October 16, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    @D Gardner:

    Trump barely has one set of lawyers, at least at any given time.

    One set of actual lawyer lawyers. He always has lots of “lawyers”, i.e. people who are licensed by the bar but who he hires to do all kinds of non-legal (and illegal) stuff in the belief their law license will protect their communications under attorney/client privilege.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    October 16, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Parker Looks Up: Michelle Obama’s Biggest (and Littlest) Fan Just Published Her First Book

    Maiysha Kai
    36 minutes ago

    She’s been a viral sensation (more than once), has had a dance party with the forever first lady, and has published her first book—all before the age of five. The adorable little art lover known as Parker Curry can now add “author” to her pre-K resume, as on Tuesday, she and her mom, parenting blogger Jessica Curry, released the picture book Parker Looks Up: An Extraordinary Moment.

    The extraordinary moment in question is, of course, when a then-two-year-old Parker first saw Amy Sherald’s portrait of Michelle Obama in the National Portrait Gallery (Sherald also wrote the foreword for the picture book). The toddler was transfixed by the image, believing she was gazing up at “a queen” (of course, she was).

    Now, other little ones aged 4- to 8-years-old can share in the wonder of that moment, too. Per a synopsis on Amazon:

    Parker Looks Up follows Parker, along with her baby sister and her mother, and her best friend Gia and Gia’s mother, as they walk the halls of a museum, seeing paintings of everyone and everything from George Washington Carver to Frida Kahlo, exotic flowers to graceful ballerinas. Then, Parker walks by Sherald’s portrait of Michelle Obama…and almost passes it. But she stops…and looks up!

    Parker saw the possibility and promise, the hopes and dreams of herself in this powerful painting of Michelle Obama. An everyday moment became an extraordinary one…that continues to resonate its power, inspiration, and indelible impact. Because, as Jessica Curry said, “anything is possible regardless of race, class, or gender.”

  54. 54.

    PST

    October 16, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Lanza settled the question of double jeopardy under the US constitution. The trouble in New York is that it has its own prohibition against double jeopardy that has been interpreted more strictly. So the new legislation Cuomo signed is not mere showboating.

  55. 55.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    @trollhattan:

    At least one of the arrested Rooskies has donated to McCarthy. The mind boggles.

    dailygazette.com/article/2019/10/15/indicted-ukrainian-donated-to-faso-s-campaign

    Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Delgado ads on TV (paid for by the RNC). He’s the guy that (fortunately) beat Faso.

  56. 56.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    @germy: I heard The Oaf mention “Clapper and some other beauties” before I hit mute.
    I’d love to see some of the retired general trump has dragged through the mud campaign for Jaime Harrison

  57. 57.

    Wumpus

    October 16, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    @The Moar You Know

    “Showboating bullshit. As Cuomo does. This question was settled by the Supreme Court way back in the 1920s. Unanimously. United States v. Lanza if you’re interested.”

    Not sure what you’re talking about. New York state had a law, until today, that specifically prohibited New York state from prosecuting a case if the defendant had been found not guilty in a Federal court of the same underlying offense (or was pardoned by the president for same.)

    US v Lanza held that both Feds and a state have the option of prosecuting for the same offense, which is not the same thing.

  58. 58.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 16, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    @KithKanan:

    The Nincompoops were a great band until they got famous and sold out. But Nincompoops on the Run is an excellent “basement tapes” live album. Gritty.

  59. 59.

    ChrisS

    October 16, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    @The Moar You Know:
    Well, Trump is also under the impression that he is king and congress can’t investigate him.

  60. 60.

    Duane

    October 16, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Want fraud guaranteed? Investigate the RNC.

  61. 61.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    @The Moar You Know: NY did forbid state charges following federal:

    a second prosecution if the defendant has been once tried by another government for a similar offense.

    So NY law was that if Trump pardoned an individual, NY couldn’t indict. That’s the law that was changed. The ACLU held up NYs law as the ideal and opposed the change allowing a state prosecution attempt. I would normally side with the ACLU, but given that there is no check on a presidential pardon, this seems like a practical solution until one is introduced.

  62. 62.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    @Yutsano: In the movie version of this low-rent afterschool special on money laundering and civics, trumpov does indeed take a header out the 77th floor of trumpov Tower.

    Everyone else goes to jail.

    I’m sorry that’s it, that’s the whole ending. I never said it was good.

  63. 63.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    @Elizabelle: I did not read the Daily Beast story. I’ve got a lot going on this morning, and that incident just makes me ill.

  64. 64.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    @Yutsano: In the movie version of this low-rent afterschool special on money laundering, civics, and shell corporations, trumpov does indeed take a header out the 77th floor of trumpov Tower.

    Everyone else goes to jail.

    I’m sorry, that’s it, that’s the whole ending. I never said it was good…

  65. 65.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    All.
    The.
    Crimes.

    Give yourself a round of applause, Ms. Sarandon.

  66. 66.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    @germy: Did he do another soft-pron version of the lovers’ text messages?

    As gross as it is, we need a lot more folks than his dumb rally crowds to see that crazy, sick nonsense. We might get him down past the Crazification Factor with that psycho stuff.

  67. 67.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    @trollhattan:
    It’s going to happen to Warren, Harris, and Klobuchar should any or all get popular.

  68. 68.

    laura

    October 16, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    @trollhattan: would that be the canna king of sacto?

  69. 69.

    Brachiator

    October 16, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    It’s going to end with Trump going on an official visit to a country that has Trump branded properties but doesn’t have an extradition treaty, never coming back, and calling himself the President in Exile for the rest of his miserable life.

    Works for me. I would love to see this happen. He could even turn it into a reality TV show, The Exile

  70. 70.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Did he do another soft-porn version of the lovers’ text messages?

    I didn’t watch, so I don’t know. Just checked a few of Daniel Dale’s livetweets.

  71. 71.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Everyone keeps saying this — and it’s true! But first you must prove the attorney was involved in a crime. And us saying so on a blog will not convince a judge to pierce that privilege.

  72. 72.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Yes, but will that get the kid into Stanford?

  73. 73.

    Kay

    October 16, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    She’d never bring it up because it’s not her thing, but if you want what is to me the best example of sexism this cycle it’s Amy Klobachur.
    The centrists need a strong candidate as an alternative to Biden and they are inexplicably passing over Klobachur.
    She’s a very successful politician! They don’t need Bloomberg. They could have someone who has actually won elections. The money people should be flocking to her, and I think they would be, BUT FOR the female part.

  74. 74.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    @Jeffro

    Reminiscent of the ending of Winter Kills.

    (Couldn’t find a clip solely of that full scene in a fast search.)

  75. 75.

    Just Chuck

    October 16, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    @Roger Moore: I suppose what with all his lawyers needing their own lawyers, he transitively has the hyoogest legal team around.

  76. 76.

    tomtofa

    October 16, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    A nice taste of his financial records and tax returns. It should ramp up public interest in what’s hiding in the rest of them – more double-booking, Stormy payoff, etc.

  77. 77.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Works for me. I would love to see this happen. He could even turn it into a reality TV show, The Exile

    Fuck. That.

    Drag all their Soviet shitpile traitorous Trump trash crime family asses back here and install bulletproof glass cubicles in the courtroom.

  78. 78.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    this is from the first episode today, The Server.

    JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³º¹
    @ th3j35t3r 8m8 minutes ago

    24 seconds.

    8 times.

    He’s deteriorating.

    raise your hand if you think trump could even come close to, could get in the neighborhood of, explaining what a “server” is

  79. 79.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    @NotMax: That would be ideal, yes.

    There was some movie that was made in the late 80s/early 90s, back in the days before CGI (duh), where a stunt man had to essentially run full tilt, turn, and crash backwards out of a 30+ story building for a scene. I remember watching some “Making of (movie title)” special and looking back it was just nuts that this stunt guy crashed through breakaway glass several hundred feet up, only to land on The World’s Biggest Bouncy House, walk over, and collect a pay check.

    But THAT scene would be even more ideal…’cause in the movie, no Bouncy House! =)

  80. 80.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    raise your hand if you think trump could even come close to, could get in the neighborhood of, explaining what a “server” is

    Oh come on. He knows what a server is.

    It’s the guy in a white shirt and black vest who brings his hamberders and diet coke on a tray.

  81. 81.

    Amir Khalid

    October 16, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    @dmsilev:
    If he’s not paying his bills there’s no upside to abetting a crooked client, and there’s the very big potential downside of losing their professional credentials or even their liberty.

  82. 82.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Joe Biden gets concise. For once. At least in this quote.

    am Stein @ samstein
    “Mr. President. Release your tax returns or shut up.” — Biden just now

    That’s a Joe Biden who could win. IMHO.

  83. 83.

    Amir Khalid

    October 16, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    @Kay:
    Klobuchar.

  84. 84.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @Just Chuck: “I’m tremendous at the legal!”

  85. 85.

    germy

    October 16, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @Just Chuck:

    I suppose what with all his lawyers needing their own lawyers, he transitively has the hyoogest legal team around.

    My
    Attorneys
    Got
    Attorneys!

  86. 86.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Just for the record, my hand is not up.

    He does know his supporters, though…’The Server’…the object of all paranoid fever dreams, where the evidence every Killary scandal EVER (both real and imagined, and since there were no real ones they’re all imagined) resides.

    I picture it as like a big black octopus-looking thing, oily tentacles, with just a few blinking lights and a CD-ROM slot in the center. Well actually I picture it as an empty spot in space, since it doesn’t exist except in the Swiss cheese of Twitler’s brain. But I bet that’s how HE pictures it, and wants his supporters to picture it, too.

  87. 87.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: “It’s a server. Many people are saying it servers things.”

  88. 88.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    @Jeffro: He does know his supporters, though…’The Server’…the object of all paranoid fever dreams, where the evidence every Killary scandal EVER (both real and imagined, and since there were no real ones they’re all imagined) resides.

    Yup. I posted that clip for fun, and I do believe trump’s brain is broken, but I think this is one of those rare cases where trump’s babbling is strategery. The Republican trick with HRC on emails and Benghazi was to never accept an explanation, to never take yes for an answer. trump has now conjured an imaginary physical object, without which the mystery will never be solved, for the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging goobers, gomers, cletuses who come to his rallies to hoot and stamp their hooves in half-understood rage.

  89. 89.

    Barbara

    October 16, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    @The Moar You Know: But my understanding is that is what New York law actually did. Do you know that it didn’t?

  90. 90.

    artem1s

    October 16, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Sooooooo glad Nancy Smash didn’t rush the impeachment hearings. I can only imagine how Barr and McConnell would have conspired to limit the scope to only the Mueller report and so narrowly that none of this stuff would have come out. The longer this drags on, the more rope these guys will take to hang themselves.

  91. 91.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    October 16, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s a “macguffin”!

  92. 92.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Honestly I would not be surprised if this comes down to Al Capone and they actually get him on taxes. I mean why the fuck is he trying to hard to hide them?

    There would be some poetic justice somehow if when all is said and done, Trump gets locked up like a petty criminal for tax evasion. As we all know that’s what his entire multi-generational family empire is built upon.

  93. 93.

    Belafon

    October 16, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    @Cacti:

    The librul media could have found all the information that’s trickling out now back in 2015.

    But they didn’t want to. Hillary had to be put in her place, because reasons.

    As an optimist, I still believe our democracy will survive. But some people really do have to learn the hard way that it can happen here.

  94. 94.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Are we sure about that? JFK is a VERY common layover for international flights. Miami -> JFK -> foreign country. Seems to me he could have turned himself into any FBI office in the country and they’d have arranged for his travel to SDNY.

  95. 95.

    Hildebrand

    October 16, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Speaking of Coen Brothers movies – I am think this whole thing goes the way of Burn After Reading. J.K. Simmons stepping in to make sense of the whole thing on national television would be perfect.

  96. 96.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    @Martin:

    Spokespersons for the U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan and the FBI confirm that David Correia was arrested after flying Wednesday to JFK Airport in New York City to turn himself in.

  97. 97.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    I figure we’re just a few weeks away from Trump hollering ‘but her emails!’ repeatedly at one of his rallies.

  98. 98.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    No. It’s going to end with Trump going on an official visit to a country that has Trump branded properties but doesn’t have an extradition treaty, never coming back, and calling himself the President in Exile for the rest of his miserable life.

    Trump Hotel Turkey.

    That’s why the Kurds are being sacrificed.

    Connect the dots.

  99. 99.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Well, that settles it. Thank you.

  100. 100.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @Kent:

    I mean why the fuck is he trying to hard to hide them?

    Years and years of travel expenses listed as “Trip to Moscow to launder Russian mob money”?

  101. 101.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @Jeffro: Too bad he never talks to Barron, who’s really good at the cyber, and might explain to him that Step 0 in any forensic examination is to take a clone of the PC/server you are examining. You would never take possession of the actual machine.

  102. 102.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    Are You Being Servered?

    :)

  103. 103.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    @germy:
    Citizens United is the g(r)ift that keeps giving. Goddamn balls ‘n strikes Roberts….

    “Vat, ve can go America and buy election? Let’s go airport!”

  104. 104.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    @germy:
    Upvoted for awesomeness.

  105. 105.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    @NotMax: Less painful than Are You Being Severed?

  106. 106.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    raise your hand if you think trump could even come close to, could get in the neighborhood of, explaining what a “server” is

    The “not very hot” Guatemalan who brings Trump his taco salad?

  107. 107.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: It’s Trump. I see no evidence that the man is disciplined enough to limit himself to just one type of crime and one type of criminal to get in bed with. He is probably a giant tornado of criminal activity and there are probably hundreds of crimes burried in there that we haven’t even thought of yet.

  108. 108.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: “They have this thing called vee emm, vee emm.”

    And then he just screams out, “Bleachbit! Lock her up!” since he’s still obsessed with Hillary.

    Someone should ask her how gaudy the inside of his head is.

  109. 109.

    catclub

    October 16, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: macguffin brand servers

  110. 110.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    @Kent: Ok ok. Years and years of travel expenses listed as “Trip to Moscow to do crimes. All the crimes.”

  111. 111.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    Are You Being Severed?

    Prince MbS: “Alexa, book all the cutting rooms.”

    ;)

  112. 112.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    @laura:
    “An associate” yes. Beginning to think it’s time for an Orkin man visit.

  113. 113.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    @catclub: Sausage, egg and cheese MacGuffin or bacon, egg and cheese MacGuffin?

  114. 114.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    @NotMax: Wasn’t even thinking of that. Ugh.

  115. 115.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    October 16, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    @Kay:

    The centrists need a strong candidate as an alternative to Biden and they are inexplicably passing over Klobachur.

    Amen.

  116. 116.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 16, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I understand wanting to crap all over Rmoney, but try not to make a goddamned fool of yourself in the process. That’s not “word-salad” but a venerable old saying.

    These expressions of action that is useless because it comes too late have long been proverbs in many languages and first appeared in English in the mid-1300s.

    Sheesh.

  117. 117.

    Repatriated

    October 16, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @catclub: Protected by MacGuffin™ Antivirus.

  118. 118.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    Tongue with Russian dressing on a Kaiser roll.

  119. 119.

    Roger Moore

    October 16, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    @Kent:

    Honestly I would not be surprised if this comes down to Al Capone and they actually get him on taxes. I mean why the fuck is he trying to hard to hide them?

    My gut feeling is that there’s all kinds of illegality hiding in those taxes. Remember that there’s a whistle blower from the IRS who’s said there are shenanigans with the mandatory audit of the president’s taxes. IOW, there’s something in there that can’t remotely withstand scrutiny from an actual audit, unlike the phony claims of audit that Trump has claimed as an excuse for not releasing the tax records.

  120. 120.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 16, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    @Roger Moore: And he’ll be able to continue calling himself that for about a week after the Kurds find out where he is. Those folks have lonnnnnnnng memories.

  121. 121.

    WhatsMyNym

    October 16, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    @MJS: 3rd paragraph of ProPublica article –

    the company told a lender that 40 Wall Street had been 58.9% leased on Dec. 31, 2012, and then rose to 95% a few years later. The company told tax officials the building was 81% rented as of Jan. 5, 2013.

    ETA: I misread your comment.

    ETA:

    The documents were public because Trump appealed his property tax bill for the buildings every year for nine years in a row, the extent of the available records. We compared the tax records with loan records that became public when Trump’s lender, Ladder Capital, sold the debt on his properties as part of mortgage-backed securities.

  122. 122.

    Jamie

    October 16, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    for the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging goobers, gomers, cletuses who come to his rallies to hoot and stamp their hooves in half-understood rage.

    My god, man. This is ART.

  123. 123.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    @WhatsMyNym

    Same finagling with numbers he does with the golf courses in limey land.

  124. 124.

    Martin

    October 16, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    @trollhattan:

    At least one of the arrested Rooskies has donated to McCarthy. The mind boggles.

    Of course he did! McCarthy is the one who claimed:

    There’s two people, I think, Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.

    You think he got that information from their tax returns? No, he got it from some Russians that passed that dirt onto him. McCarthy is merely delineating between Putin paying a person vs paying a person’s campaign. See, there’s a big difference there. One is totally ethical and one is bad, bad, bad.

  125. 125.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    @NotMax: Ooh, that sounds good.

  126. 126.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    @Kay:

    The centrists need a strong candidate as an alternative to Biden and they are inexplicably passing over Klobuchar.

    Amen

    .

    I don’t think it is inexplicable. First, they don’t NEED an alternative to Biden. They aleady have Biden. Second. They passed over a whole bunch of other centrist senators and governors. Those guys from CO, OH, and MT who I don’t even remember, for example. I think Klobuchar’s real problem is that she is trying to be a “safe” centrist choice when the actual safe centrist choice by definition is a middle aged white guy. Nominating a woman is by definition not the “safe” choice because we have never elected a woman president ever (Clinton winning 2016 nothwithstanding). So Klobuchar is kind of threading a tightrope. The people who are going to be excited about a woman candidate are going to be even more excited about an exciting woman candidate like Warren or Harris. The people who are most concerned about picking a safe centrist type who can appeal to the white working class in PA and all that bullshit are unlikely to make a woman candidate their first choice. She is between a rock and a hard place.

  127. 127.

    WhatsMyNym

    October 16, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    I guess FTFNYT makes too much off of Real Estate ads to look closely at this kind of thing.

  128. 128.

    lgerard

    October 16, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    It seems that trump and his flunkies have now joined the Sovereign citizen movement, believing that they are not subject to any laws.

    How long until the Bundys and their snack team arrive at the White House and set up a perimeter?

  129. 129.

    WereBear

    October 16, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    @WhatsMyNym: One of John Sanders’ excellent crime novels had a criminal laundering drug money with apartment buildings. Report a higher occupancy that you have, and hide the income as rent from non-existent tenants.

  130. 130.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    @Gin & Tonic

    Appropriated from Mom, who once described what the Trump sandwich at the deli would be as that plus an extra small pickle.

    :)

  131. 131.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    @Kent: @Roger Moore: Well there are the actually illegal things (like undervaluing assets, phantom assets, “loans” from Russians that aren’t really loans, THE SERVER for all we know) and then there are the things that would actually embarrass trumpov even more, like the fact that he isn’t worth jack/shit much less an actual billionaire.

    It’s the one thing he’s mortally afraid of; that the whole world will know he’s beyond broke, and laugh at him. The ghost of Fred Trumpov would laugh hardest, and he’s terrified of that.

  132. 132.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    @WereBear: Which is exactly what he’s doing with his hotels.

  133. 133.

    WhatsMyNym

    October 16, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    @Kent: And she doesn’t have any name recognition to speak of, I just found out that she is a Senator (thought she was a Rep.).

  134. 134.

    Ksmiami

    October 16, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    @Sebastian: Believe me, China doesn’t want him

  135. 135.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    @WhatsMyNym: And she started off on a bad foot for the cognoscente who were actually paying attention back then (like us BJ-ers) when she got all the bad press from former aids who were spilling the beans about what a horrible boss she was as a Senator and DA. So I think she had more initial skepticism than some of the other female candidates like Warren and Harris.

  136. 136.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @WereBear:

    @WhatsMyNym: One of John Sanders’ excellent crime novels had a criminal laundering drug money with apartment buildings. Report a higher occupancy that you have, and hide the income as rent from non-existent tenants.

    And if Trump owns any car washes he could be Walter White.

    Real estate is actually the perfect venue through which to launder money because they paperwork and disclosure requirements are so much less than with other businesses. As long as you pay your property taxes there are barely any. In some states you don’t even have to disclose sale prices. Even casinos have a lot more regulation than real estate because you have to have casino licenses and there are strict gaming laws.

  137. 137.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @Ksmiami

    Hole up, Howard Hughes style, at an Adelson property in Macao?

  138. 138.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: I’ve had that same thought. Does he think Keyser Söze will just let this go?

  139. 139.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    @Kent: Both Warren and Harris are more charismatic, and neither goes out of their way to try and constantly tout their bipartisan bonafides. They are effectively covering the left-leaning and moderate-leaning “lanes” (and as female Senators with higher profiles and/or from bigger states). Klobuchar is wasting her time here.

  140. 140.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @NotMax:
    Yes, but the Mormons will not protect him

  141. 141.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @NotMax: Connect the dots. It’s Trump Hotel Turkey. That’s why the Kurds were sacrificed.

  142. 142.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    @Immanentize

    No corroboration but think one could count all the Mormons in Macao on one hand and have five fingers left over.

  143. 143.

    VOR

    October 16, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    @Kent:

    Trump Hotel Turkey.

    That’s why the Kurds are being sacrificed.

    Connect the dots.

    Trump doesn’t actually own Trump Towers Istanbul. A local Turkish real estate person owns it. Trump merely licensed his name and gets a licensing fee. Many “Trump” properties are similar, he doesn’t actually build that much.

  144. 144.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    October 16, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Don’t know if anyone has mentioned in the comments above but Twitler just threw Boris under the bus over the Dunn debacle. “Boris made me do it!”

  145. 145.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    @Kent

    Cut me some slack, was riffing off the mention of China.

  146. 146.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    @Jeffro:
    Are there any recordings of Fred Trump? Boy would I love to help fund a Fred T AI that would be like Harry Mudd’s wife, Stella (at the end of the episode).

  147. 147.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    FWIW, preznit Swiss cheese brain is now blaming all this “corruption” on…Obama. Yes, how could we not have seen that the complete lack of scandals for 8 MF-in years was really the Greatest Scandal of All.

    I hear that Strzok and Page met using a secret Obama-developed dating app for Deep State “lovers”

    Also: THE SERVER is actually in the basement of the Obama Library, even though that has not been built yet, did y’all know that?

  148. 148.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    @NotMax: You ignore those on mission at your peril.

  149. 149.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    @Immanentize: None that I know of. I have been surprised along the way that none of his 2016 primary opponents, nor Hillary, nor any of his current enemies (Dem or GOP) have thought to bring up ol’ Fred as a way to send trumpov right the heck over the edge.

    In a debate: “The way you constantly run people down instead of answering for your own behavior – did you learn that from Fred, trumpov?”

    On the campaign trail: “I have no doubt that when trumpov’s taxes are eventually revealed, they’ll show fraud on an epic scale…just like he and his siblings committed with their dad, Fred trumpov”

    And so on.

  150. 150.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    @Immanentize

    They’ll have to take a number, like anyone else. There’s a lo-o-ong line ahead of them.

    :)

  151. 151.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    @Jeffro:
    And under that basement, pizza and the sexytime slaves, doin’ it Chicago-style.

  152. 152.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    @VOR: From what I understand, he doesn’t actually own much of anything. It’s all either licensing deals like Turkey, or stuff actually owned by the banks like Deutsche Bank.

    Still, there has to be something venal and transactional about the Turkey and Syria thing. That’s the only way Trump knows how to operate.

  153. 153.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 16, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Schiff says the House is making a criminal referral on Erik Prince.

  154. 154.

    Jeffro

    October 16, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    btw folks the ‘cream cheese sculpture’ himself is calling (in the WaPo op-ed page) on trumpov to refuse to participate in any debates, since…RWNJs don’t trust the media.

    That’s right. The GOP has scrambled its own voters’ brains with propaganda for so long, and its leader has proclaimed anything negative about him to be “fake news”, so the result is…don’t participate in any debates hosted by the Commission on Presidential Debates. Only participate in ones that the RNC directly negotiates with the DNC on. Gee, I wonder what THOSE terms would look like?

  155. 155.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    @Kent

    Impulse power is of benefit in science fiction, in real life a terrible and dangerous way to govern.

  156. 156.

    Emerald

    October 16, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    @Jeffro: The Obama Library and hence, the SERVER, are cleverly concealed in the nonexistent basement of that pizza parlor.

  157. 157.

    MattF

    October 16, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    @Jeffro: Can’t decide whether Hugh’s just owning the libs or actually believes what he’s writing. Not that it matters.

  158. 158.

    LivingInExile

    October 16, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    @Brachiator: Hey! Wait a minute. Not with me.

  159. 159.

    Yutsano

    October 16, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    @Jeffro: I think more WOPR from “War Games”.

    *SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?*

  160. 160.

    SRW1

    October 16, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    @Hildebrand:

    You’re possibly a generation or two early. But that’s definitely going to be how the current maladministration will be explained to our grand-kids.

  161. 161.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:
    Oh please, oh please, oh please. Then get his sister in the dock.

  162. 162.

    The Moar You Know

    October 16, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    btw folks the ‘cream cheese sculpture’ himself is calling (in the WaPo op-ed page) on trumpov to refuse to participate in any debates, since…RWNJs don’t trust the media.

    @Jeffro: God doesn’t love America enough to spare us from this. OF COURSE Trump will do any debate he can, the only condition is that it be televised. More time stalking the stage, doing his best Mussolini “pouting from the balconies” imitation, yellin’ “LOCKERUP” and ranting about servers and whatever else his prion-infected brain can manage to puke out.

    If we really luck out he’ll treat us to another soft-core pron rendition of the Strzok/Page texts.

    He will do anything to be on national TV. Anything. That’s his drug, right there.

  163. 163.

    catclub

    October 16, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    @WereBear:

    One of John Sanders’ excellent crime novels had a criminal laundering drug money with apartment buildings.

    I loved the title “The Sinister Pig” – which pig was actually an object (filled with drugs? cash?) that was shuttled in a pipeline across the border.

  164. 164.

    Mandalay

    October 16, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Klobuchar is wasting her time here.

    Well she’s not going to get the nomination, and she’s certainly not my cup of tea, but I’m not so sure that she’s wasting her time. She comes across as a very safe pair of hands, and will surely be offered a cabinet position if Trump loses.

    I was surprised to see this from 2016:

    U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar ranks first on a list of all 100 senators with the most bills that have been enacted into law during the current Congress. According to a Medill News Service analysis of legislative data from the independent congressional tracking website GovTrack, Klobuchar has sponsored or co-sponsored 27 bills that have been enacted into law.

    Is that something worth bragging about, or is it like bragging about how many friends you have on Facebook?

  165. 165.

    Duane

    October 16, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    @trollhattan: Trumpov knows what a server is. It’s the person who will hand him his arrest warrant.

  166. 166.

    sm*t cl*de

    October 16, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    @Jeffro:

    bring up ol’ Fred as a way to send trumpov right the heck over the edge.

    Trump never saw a jackboot he didn’t want to lick. The beaten child inside is coming to the surface as the dementia progresses. He’s desperate for Daddy affirmation.

  167. 167.

    catclub

    October 16, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    @trollhattan:

    pizza and the sexytime slaves, doin’ it Chicago-style.

    really deep(state) dish, IYKWIM

  168. 168.

    dww44

    October 16, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    @Kent: Does it say something about Klobouchar that many Republicans would like to see her get the nod? That they obviously view her as a safe Democratic nominee and one they could tolerate as President?

  169. 169.

    SFAW

    October 16, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    @Jeffro:

    If I were Marty Baron (or maybe it’s Jeff Bezos?), I’d tell the ambulatory cream cheese sculpture to have a great life working for OANN.

    Yeah, Hugh, that’s great — the media shouldn’t be trusted. Fucking asshole.

  170. 170.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 16, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @Immanentize: Cf. Stephen Hunter, The Second Saladin (1982), wherein the Kurd antihero sneaks into the US (illegally crossing the Mexican border!) intent on waxing a never-named former Secretary of State he blames for abandoning his people to the tender mercies of one Saddam Hussein years before.

  171. 171.

    Mnemosyne

    October 16, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @Kay:

    I think that’s because the “centrists” are primarily embarrassed Republicans, not Democrats. They’d like to get back to reaping huge financial gains without all of the nasty bigotry attached, thank you.

  172. 172.

    catclub

    October 16, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    @SFAW: It is still routine for both WAPO and NYT op-ed pages to host these RWNutjobs as if they had anything useful
    to say. And while they rant against the liberal media establishment.

  173. 173.

    Kelly

    October 16, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    @VOR:

    Trump merely licensed his name and gets a licensing fee.

    I remain completely amazed that anyone would ever have wanted to license Trump’s name to anything. He’s always been tacky.

  174. 174.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    @catclub:
    Sometimes I’m down for casserole-like pizza consumed with a fork (otherwise you’re handholdling lava) purists be damned. DeepState dish FTW!

  175. 175.

    trollhattan

    October 16, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @Kelly:
    “I want my building plastered with Trump’s name. Did you know his daddy was arrested at a KKK rally? Winning!”

  176. 176.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    @NotMax: Now that sandwich is even more disgusting.

  177. 177.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    @trollhattan: If you want lasagna, order the fucking lasagna.

  178. 178.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    so… um…. we bombed our own facility to prevent it from falling into the hands of… a NATO ally? am I reading that right?

    Dion Nissenbaum @ DionNissenbaum
    Remarkable day in Syria: The US military carried out airstrikes to destroy the headquarters for its counter-ISIS campaign after Turkish backed forces closed in on the base. US military says it is carrying out “deliberate withdrawal.”

  179. 179.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    @Jeffro: No scandal! No scandal! You’re the scandal!

    And everyone knows THE SERVER is under Giants Stadium next to Hoffa. Many peoples are saying this.

  180. 180.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Rick Klein @ rickklein
    Lindsey Graham: “The problem with President Trump, he talks like Ronald Reagan and he acts like Rand Paul on occasion.”

    stipulating that the Republican cult of Reagan is a set of childish delusions… the guy who handed our election process over to Russia is being compared to The Great Waver? The man who brought down the Soviet Union and the Berlin Wall with B-list studio actor affectations of gravitas?

  181. 181.

    Redshift

    October 16, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I was looking at Steve Benen’s story about Trump’s delusional blathering about Syria, and I was struck by his excuse for why we shouldn’t care about our recent allies getting slaughtered: “they’re no angels.”

    Gee, where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, describing every black victim of a police shooting!

    White supremacist asshole…

  182. 182.

    Mary G

    October 16, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    OMFG:

    EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a copy of ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩’s letter to #Erdogan. ⁦@POTUS⁩ warns him to not “be a tough guy! Don’t be a fool!” Says he could destroy Turkey’s economy if #Syria is not resolved in a humane way. Details tonight at 8pm #TrishRegan #FoxBusiness pic.twitter.com/9BoSGlbRyt— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) October 16, 2019

    We have a kindergartener for president. Every day there is more to be ashamed of.

  183. 183.

    Kent

    October 16, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Just watching CNN this afternoon while doing a little cooking.

    The female anchors and commentators were really roasing Biden for his condescening comments to Warren when she was talking about the Consumer Protection Bureau. I mean really ripping him a new one. I guess this exchange really hit a sore spot with them. Especially the part where he says “you did a good job”

    motherjones.com/politics/2019/10/biden-snaps-at-warren-my-help-secured-your-signature-legislative-ac…

    It’s perspective I guess. I’m a guy and I didn’t really pick it up the first time around. But they were infuriated.

  184. 184.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: it occurred to me that bringing up HRC”s server is a “no puppet, no puppet, YOU’RE the puppet!”. Since people are talking about trump’s phone calls with foreign leaders being hidden on a top secret server, he’s preparing the whataboutism for the anti-anti-trump crowd, to give Collins and Gardner talking points.

    Live report from the White House, via MSNBC: Pelosi and Hoyer and Schumer just walked out of a meeting with trump after he called Pelosi a third rate politician and communist sympathizer.

  185. 185.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    @trollhattan:

    doin’ it Chicago-style

    LOL What?

  186. 186.

    Mnemosyne

    October 16, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Looks like someone in command is aware that the Russians will be scouring the base for every scrap of information they can find and wanted to forestall what happened to the other base that the Russians put footage of up on social media.

  187. 187.

    Mary G

    October 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Got put into moderration, so I’ve taken some links out of this tweet:

    EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a copy of ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩’s letter to Erdogan.

    POTUS warns him to not “be a tough guy! Don’t be a fool!” Says he could destroy Turkey’s economy if #Syria is not resolved in a humane way. Details tonight at 8pm #TrishRegan #FoxBusiness pic.twitter.com/9BoSGlbRyt— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) October 16, 2019

    We have a kindergartener for president. Every day there is more to be ashamed of.

  188. 188.

    catclub

    October 16, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    @Kelly:

    He’s always been tacky.

    Newt Gingrich – stupid person’s idea of a smart politician
    Donald Trump – stupid person’s idea of a rich playboy-politician

  189. 189.

    rikyrah

    October 16, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    @Mary G:

    THAT wasn’t a joke?
    It wasn’t The Onion?

  190. 190.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: You want some cheese with that whine? :)

  191. 191.

    NotMax

    October 16, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    @Mary G

    Kindergartener who flunked out and was held back. Multiple times.

  192. 192.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    Is that walk out real? Or great snark?

    Communist sympathizer? What communists? The only ones left really are China and North Korea and I think I know who sympathises most with them

  193. 193.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    he’s preparing the whataboutism for the anti-anti-trump crowd

    Makes sense.

    called Pelosi a third rate politician and communist sympathizer.

    Ummmm….what the crazypants?

  194. 194.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    The Trump kids — at least the smart one, Ivanka — must be wondering how to get out of this mess, and get their father out of the Whitehouse, all the while keeping their loot.

  195. 195.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 16, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    @Immanentize: I always said Ivanka married Jared cause she knew the truth about his father’s books, and hers.

  196. 196.

    Immanentize

    October 16, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It is kind of a crime family planned marriage to make some street peace or maybe a big deal. Or maybe I’ve been watching Wu Assassin too much?

  197. 197.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 16, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Hey, I love lasagna. I love pizza, too. But they’re different things.

  198. 198.

    Redshift

    October 16, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Lasagna doesn’t have that crust. Mmmmm…

  199. 199.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 16, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    @Redshift: Mmmmm…..that salty, crispy yet chewy crust.

  200. 200.

    Mnemosyne

    October 16, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    @Immanentize:

    I think that Vietnam is still an officially Communist country, too. Or maybe he’s accusing her of being too sympathetic towards Cuba. ?

    There ain’t many communist countries left, that’s for sure.

  201. 201.

    sm*t cl*de

    October 16, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    And Laos!

  202. 202.

    The Lodger

    October 16, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Save your blood pressure trying to assign meaning to this shit. T is just tossing word grenades at this point.

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