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Late Night Open Thread: Floriduh Man, the Browser Extention

by Anne Laurie|  November 7, 20191:46 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Assholes, Floriduh Man

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Sorry, Betty, Adam…

Trump changed his permanent residence to Florida, so we made a browser extension that changes his name to "Florida Man."

Download: https://t.co/uubJXc41sV pic.twitter.com/TFZBI5AT9Y

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 5, 2019

Althugh — and I say this as someone who grew up two blocks from the Major Deegan Expressway, during the height of leaded-gasoline usage — perhaps Queens native Trump just had an environmentally impaired childhood:

One shocking find was that rates of arrest for violent crime is currently higher for boomers than it was for middle aged people in 1991. The "greatest generation" were exposed to less lead as children. Compared w lower violent crime for Xers & millenials.https://t.co/KAx8pJlSFg

— Señorita Rocío (@neogaia) November 5, 2019

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20Comments

  1. 1.

    hells littlest angel

    November 7, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Occam’s razor: boomers are evil.

  2. 2.

    John Revolta

    November 7, 2019 at 2:19 am

    this is such BULLSHIT it just makes me want to KILL SOMEBODY

  3. 3.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2019 at 2:29 am

    @John Revolta: Hmmm, you too?

  4. 4.

    My Side of Town

    November 7, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Is this why I forget things? Lived right nest to a state gwy abd now can’t rembdr shyt and cant spill.

  5. 5.

    JWR

    November 7, 2019 at 3:00 am

    @My Side of Town: Yse.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 3:07 am

    Golly, was there a going out business sale at the tripe store?

  7. 7.

    My Side of Town

    November 7, 2019 at 3:09 am

    JUst wabt to kill somebody too,.
    @JWR: @JWR:

    Fightin with gun nuts on facebook. Had to point out that guns don’t kill people, it’s people with guns that do. Some retard said, why it could be the opposite. watcha gonna do?

  8. 8.

    WereBear

    November 7, 2019 at 3:10 am

    Trump IS Florida Man. Don’t need the extension…

  9. 9.

    My Side of Town

    November 7, 2019 at 3:15 am

    @WereBear: No income tax in florida, so good move. It’s one of the reasons I moved here.

  10. 10.

    My Side of Town

    November 7, 2019 at 3:27 am

    If there is a pattern, then this will be it when the question arises, “If Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself, the wo did?”

    The Energy Secretary: The Ambassador to the EU did it.

    The Ambassador to the EU: The president’s lawyer did it.

    The President’s Lawyer: Igor did it.

    Igor: Lev did it.

    Lev: No, the president’s lawyer definitely did it.

    The President’s Lawyer: The aide to the Ukrainian president did it.

    The Aide to the Ukrainian President: The special U.S. envoy to Ukraine did it.

    The Special U.S. Envoy to Ukraine: No, the president’s lawyer definitely did it.

    The President’s Lawyer: Okay, then…the former vice president’s son did it!

    The former vice president’s son: The president did it. Just ask the former ambassador to Ukraine.

    The former Ambassador to Ukraine: Yes, the president did it.

    The President: The vice president did it.

    The Vice President: [Looks around, sees there’s no one else to blame] Aw, phooey. [Jumps off ledge]

    The chief of staff: We all did it! We do it all the time! get over it!

  11. 11.

    JWR

    November 7, 2019 at 4:12 am

    @My Side of Town:

    Had to point out that guns don’t kill people, it’s people with guns that do. Some retard said, why it could be the opposite.

    So this person’s take was that “it’s guns with people” that kill people? Oh well. Can’t argue with stopid stupid. (Damn leaded-gasoline.)

    Also too, where’s the damn new site! I was promised a new site, dammit! /foot-stomp.gif

  12. 12.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2019 at 4:31 am

    @JWR: New site is already a day late, I want a refund.

  13. 13.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Mark Halperin’s book only sold 502 copies in its first week.
    Womp womp

  14. 14.

    WereBear

    November 7, 2019 at 4:37 am

    @My Side of Town: They also have that YUGE “homestead exemption.”

  15. 15.

    WereBear

    November 7, 2019 at 4:38 am

    @Mary G: Thank you, I love to start the day giggling helplessly.

  16. 16.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 7, 2019 at 4:57 am

    Heh:

    Steve Bannon, the former White House chief strategist, will be a star witness at the trial in Washington of Roger Stone, a longtime political operative and ally of Donald Trump, a court heard on Wednesday.

    The surprise announcement was made during opening statements on Wednesday by prosecutor Aaron Zelinsky, who told the court that Stone had “straight-up lied” to the US Congress about aspects of the 2016 election campaign “because the truth looked bad for Donald Trump”.

  17. 17.

    JWR

    November 7, 2019 at 5:10 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Well, I think Cole said it would happen sometime around the 6th or the 8th, so I decided, (eta unlike you), to split the difference before I started complaining. ;)

    But since we’re still on the old site, I’d like to complain!

  18. 18.

    p.a.

    November 7, 2019 at 5:34 am

    PBS did an American Experience about the first medical examiner in the US (world?), in NYC, from about the late 1880’s into the 1920’s. Very soon after the advent of the popularization of the automobile he and his team had to investigate a series of violent, senseless killings committed by NY/NJ refinery workers. He established the dangers of leaded gasoline before 1920. Standard Oil took the lead in applying political and economic pressure in suppressing the science. The research languished in the ME files for decades.

  19. 19.

    JWR

    November 7, 2019 at 6:05 am

    @p.a.: Wow! I hope more people here see this. Since before the 1920’s. Again, wow. (But it sure did make those early gas engines run smoooth, which is far more important than the public health.)

  20. 20.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 7, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Great. Nobody apologizes to ME about getting a lousy neighbor… :(

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