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You are here: Home / Music / Early Afternoon Respite

Early Afternoon Respite

by Tom Levenson|  March 22, 202012:34 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Music, Nature & Respite, Open Threads

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This is sweet (though I do have a friend who is a working soprano who hates the piece in question; everyone shouting as loud as they can while a penguin up front waves a stick):

 

And then there’s this, for when we need to summon up the sinews. Mavis Staples is a national treasure and Rhiannon Giddens has got the voice that can go all day long:

 

Loud open thread, y’all.

 

 

 

 

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  1. 1.

    Scott P.

    March 22, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    The Ode to Joy is the only thing I have ever encountered that has made me think there might be a God.

  2. 2.

    WaterGirl

    March 22, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Who are all the people crowded together in the stands?

    Or was this from the before times?

  3. 3.

    JPL

    March 22, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    The orchestra is amazing and I got goose bumps listening to it. Best respite ever!

  4. 4.

    scav

    March 22, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Suggestion. Put up a Respite category quicklink somewhere — wouldn’t the featuring section be the place? Parallel to the hard-core (non-respite) category link.

    For some reason, Warren Zevon.

  5. 5.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yup. Summer 2019. Newport Folk Festival.

    I just think it’s the right song for now, and a bravura rendition.

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    March 22, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    @scav: I’m actually already working to put something like that together.

  7. 7.

    vigilhorn

    March 22, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    I haven’t met a soprano yet who understands what a conductor is for.

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Fortunate enough to have seen Mavis twice. The woman still brings it and one always feels uplifted by the experience.

  9. 9.

    Lyrebird

    March 22, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Thank you TL, and I’m glad the kids are outside right now because I am crying…

    @scav:

    Suggestion. Put up a Respite category quicklink somewhere

    seconded…  I thus far have things pretty good in this situation, and I’m still finding it kinda tough.  Respite category link, yes!

  10. 10.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    @vigilhorn:

    To bring the soprano her tea, of course. :-)

  11. 11.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    @vigilhorn: My friend also describes the requirements for success as a soprano:

    “A scarf and an attitude.”

    Don’t blame me. I’m just the messenger.

  12. 12.

    West of the Rockies

    March 22, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Adore the music..  Thank you, Tom.

    In case anyone missed it,  Silicone Valley company has FDA approval for a Covid 19 test–results in less than an hour on the spot where test was taken.  Kits will be available by month’s end.  U think that’s a BFD.

  13. 13.

    scav

    March 22, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    @WaterGirl: Should have guessed you’d be there. Thanks!

  14. 14.

    Hummus Where The Heart Is

    March 22, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Excellent for mental health.

    I may be going mad. I swear I turned on ESPN this morning (not the main ESPN, it was News or ESPNU or one of the back channels) and there was competitive rock skipping on some body of water. I mean, they are desperate for things to show, I suppose, and I’m sure the rock skippers were only competing to see who won a 6 pack (maybe it was only a 40), but, seriously, this made ESPN? Next thing you tell me you’;; say Trump is President.

    I may need a room with padded walls.

  15. 15.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is: Too good to check story: HBO’s first show was a polka competition.

    I worked for Chuck Dolan back in the day, and this is what we were told. Never looked it up.

  16. 16.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is: 
    Wait’ll you catch your first cornhole championship. I am not making this up.

  17. 17.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @Scott P.: I loved singing it when I was in the choir in college. I feel like I’m soaring when I hear it, like I can fly.

    That little bit of syncopation at the start of a phrase, that reminds me what a genius Ludwig was, so far ahead of everyone else.

  18. 18.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    @Tom Levenson: I love the little brass band interlude, just before the final chorus.

  19. 19.

    Brachiator

    March 22, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    My friend also describes the requirements for success as a soprano:

    “A scarf and an attitude.”

    Wait. That’s also “Doctor Who.

  20. 20.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    @vigilhorn: 1st Soprano here. We had a great conductor for choir in college, and good orchestra conductor too. The department head led the concert band, and he’d get lost partway through pieces with   lots of time changes  and he’d just make circles in the air until we got to something he recognized. It was disconcerting at first, but we just had to count and hope he’d catch up with us.  When it was a Charles Ives piece he was lost.

    Heck, when it was the theme from Hawaii 5-0 which we played as the pep band for some unknown reason, he couldn’t direct that at all, and it’s just 5/4 time all the way through. He’d start us up and just let us fight it out.

  21. 21.

    BeautifulPlumage

    March 22, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Thank you Tom, music has really been helping. I really appreciate Seattle’s independent music station KEXP. I get to listen via the radio, but it can be streamed. Real DJ’s and a real community using music to help us feel less alone.

    I’ m not great at linking, but two new songs have really hit lately: “Thoughts & Prayers” from Drive By Truckers & “Man Without A Soul from Lucinda Williams.

  22. 22.

    MaryL

    March 22, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    My choir is scheduled to perform and record this piece with the National Symphony Orchestra in June, and I’m so sad that it will almost certainly be cancelled.  I’m hopeful that they will do it next season, though.

  23. 23.

    BeautifulPlumage

    March 22, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Hi Oppiejeanne! Sorry I missed the post card event. I’ve been thinking of you & your diabetes diagnosis. How are you doing with that? Hope to see you & Mr Oppiejeanne when we can do meetups again. (waves from > 6 ft)

  24. 24.

    MattF

    March 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is: I recall, in the early days of ESPN, seeing them televise competitive potato digging. There’s always room at the bottom.

  25. 25.

    Noncarborundum

    March 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    @vigilhorn:

    Q: How can you tell that the woman standing outside your house is a soprano?

    A: She can’t find the key or figure out where to come in.

  26. 26.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    My kids are upstairs jamming on their guitars. Mostly improv.  They just did a long blues rumba that was freaking amazing.  I wish I recorded it.

  27. 27.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    @Noncarborundum:

    hahahahahaha!!!

    /alto

  28. 28.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    @Tom Levenson: I wasn’t in the diva category, I was just one of 5 or 6 1st sopranos in a choir of 90.

    The two self-described divas were best friends, pretty nice girls, and very good but jobs weren’t thick on the ground in 1977 when they graduated. I’ve wondered what happened to them.

    The only vocalist I ever noticed that bad attitude from was Carol Van Ness, a coloratura. She graduated from my cow college and quickly shuffled off to UCLA for her Masters, where they decided that she’d been singing in the wrong range. She was huffy and haughty and not a nice person at all. Life must have changed her, because years  after achieving  fame (her face on the cover of 4 major magazines, Time, Newsweek, I forget the other two) she gave a workshop at my cow college, which years earlier she would not acknowledge existed.

    She won the Met competition in 70 something.

    We had another young woman who won the same competition, I think the following year, Mary Heyler. She was a mezzo and good ones are a dime a  dozen. She worked for several years for an opera company in a town of 30,000 in Germany, and then as a teacher in Wales. Everyone loved Mary.

  29. 29.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    There is an amazing documentary on Mavis airing on Hulu.  You will love it.

    The first concert my youngest saw was Mavis opening for Dylan.  He said it made him want to be a musician.  He had heard her music for years, but seeing her live moved him.

  30. 30.

    Miss Bianca

    March 22, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is: It’s when they start showing feather bowling on TV that you’ll experience the true depths of “I must be going mad” feeling.

    Not that I’m wishing it on you, or anything. Just stating the facts.

  31. 31.

    Martin

    March 22, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    @opiejeanne: Ms Martin sings both soprano and alto, and chooses alto in the choir so she doesn’t have to feel like she’s competing with the other sopranos. The altos sing as a group and not as 25 soloists.

    Her conductor says there’s a reason why the sopranos need a million more sectionals than the altos, and it’s not because they don’t know the music.

  32. 32.

    debbie

    March 22, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    Reposting from below:

    Somewhere Over a Rainbow sung by a high school choir, separately thanks to the situation, yet beautifully as one. This song makes me cry even on a good day, but this version is so fucking beautiful.

  33. 33.

    Charluckles

    March 22, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Apologies if this violates the respite.

    One thing I forgot to mention in the garden thread. A visit to my favorite nursery yesterday involved an interesting conversation with the managers.  It’s the kind of family run place that holds onto employees for decades. They are desperately trying to keep people employed not only because they care about their employees on a financial level but also because they really do care about them and their mental health.  Managers told me they would rather that folks be at the nursery preparing for spring than at home stewing as long as they are strictly following distancing and hygiene protocols.

    As such they are pulling out all the stops to keep business moving. Including curbside service, preorders and even delivery. Told me they would happily take payment information over the phone and then have an employee drop nursery stock or soil etc at the end of the driveway. No person to person contact necessary.

    Don’t forget to support your local businesses if you can safely and sanely do it.

  34. 34.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    I can’t stand Hozier.  Ugh.  I have to fast forward past him.

  35. 35.

    WaterGirl

    March 22, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    @scav:  @Lyrebird:

    Nature & Respite has *replaced Pet Blogging in the category bar across the top (and it’s in the hamburger menu on mobile).

    I am still working out details for the additional section in the sidebar.

    *Nothing is ever really gone, but the location can change.  Pet Blogging is still a top-level category that can be found under View by Topic.  Look for the picture of Walter in antlers or you can find it alphabetically.

  36. 36.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    @BeautifulPlumage: I’m sorry you missed it too. We had fun writing postcards.

    My diabetes is well under control now. The doc put me on insulin and it’s wonderful how good it has made me feel. I can monitor my glucose with a meter that reads a little disc on my arm, so I don’t have to jab my fingers constantly. I can see if I’m in the green zone or if I need to correct for a poor diet choice.

  37. 37.

    TriassicSands

    March 22, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    …everyone shouting as loud as they can while a penguin up front waves a stick

    Tastes vary and while Beethoven’s Ninth (Ode to Joy) is neither my favorite Beethoven symphony nor my favorite classical choral work, that’s a ridiculous description of that music or its performance.

  38. 38.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    @Noncarborundum: Bite me. My major was piano.

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    @debbie: ?????

  40. 40.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    @TriassicSands: My work here is done.

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    March 22, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Has anyone posted this yet?  I think it’s spectacular.  I think Omnes turned me on to it originally.

    Ode to Joy  – The Muppets

  42. 42.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    @opiejeanne: Soon we’ll have to switch to viola jokes!

  43. 43.

    Ruckus

    March 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Maybe he thought that the conductors job was to get things started and just stand by and watch magic…..

  44. 44.

    CaseyL

    March 22, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    @Scott P.: One of my absolute faves, and the only reason I ever considered learning German – so I could sing it.

  45. 45.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    @Martin: Doc, the choir director, would have kicked us all out and found music that didn’t require us at all. Our resident diva was too good to sing in the choir or the smaller ensemble. M

    y voice was ‘too small” to be part of the ensemble. That’s what Doc said, and he was being very kind. The day I auditioned for choir my voice sounded very thin and reedy but my pitch was very good. It was nerves.

  46. 46.

    oatler.

    March 22, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    @TriassicSands: I like the Ninth scene in “Immortal Beloved”.

  47. 47.

    Noncarborundum

    March 22, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    @opiejeanne: Consider yourself bitten.

    It’s nothing against sporanos. There are jokes like that for all the voice parts and major instruments.

  48. 48.

    Catherine D.

    March 22, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    My niece and sister went to see Brandi Carlile, the Highwomen and Mavis Staples at MSG last fall, and I didn’t even get a T shirt ?

  49. 49.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    @Martin: Our director, Doc, would have kicked us all out of choir until we behaved, and found something that didn’t require any firsts, or seconds for that matter. The seconds were usually the harder to work with for some reason. I was an older student, went back to college at 23 and spent 3 years getting my BA in Music. I think being a little older and having been out in the Real World might have made the difference. The other firsts were not freshmen, but the seconds all were. They’d been stars at their high schools.

  50. 50.

    Ruckus

    March 22, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Useless time wasting! That looks like fun!

  51. 51.

    WereBear

    March 22, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    @opiejeanne: The only vocalist I ever noticed that bad attitude from was Carol Van Ness, a coloratura.

     
    Well. Coloratura.

  52. 52.

    Catherine D.

    March 22, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    @Noncarborundum:  Perfect pitch: when you toss [insert instrument here] and it lands dead center in the dumpster.

  53. 53.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    @Charluckles: We are sweating it for our favorite nursery too. Flower World. Gardeners  in the East Side area near Seattle know it’s a treasure, and it’s sitting on 15 beautiful parklike acres in an area that is buying farmland and turning it into light industrial parks. This place is so pretty that people bring picnic lunches and sit on the lawn near the big pond, although I wouldn’t do it if the geese were present.

  54. 54.

    BeautifulPlumage

    March 22, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    @opiejeanne: great to hear you’re feeling better! But what is this disk you speak of??? Does it rest on your skin, or is it inserted somehow? Guess I should google it; glucose testing has come a loooong way since I left the lab.

  55. 55.

    geg6

    March 22, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is:

    I remember when ESPN first started up, this was exactly what they showed.  Crazy competitions.  Sports you never heard of.  Because they had no license to show any of the majors.  I liked the network then.

  56. 56.

    Drdavechemist

    March 22, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Got possibly my last fix of choral singing for a while this morning. By having one on a part in the choir loft, we were able to maintain social distance and stay under the city mandate of keeping gatherings to fewer than ten people (including clergy and videography crew).

    This was the anthem we sang, with hope that spring will eventually get here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHLOob5q1QI

    (hoping I’ve linked correctly from the iPad)

    ETA this obviously isn’t my choir, just the first YouTube performance I could find.

  57. 57.

    Fleeting Ex-istence

    March 22, 2020 at 2:07 pm

     

    Rand Paul is +COVID19, per CNBC.

  58. 58.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 22, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Rand Paul tested positive for Covid19.

  59. 59.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    @Tom Levenson:
    Peter Schickele guest-conducted the local symphony once and kept a stream of viola jokes going throughout. Wish I had a better recollection of them, but one indicated their popular use as kindling.

  60. 60.

    James E Powell

    March 22, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    @geg6:

    I remember when ESPN first started up, this was exactly what they showed.  Crazy competitions.  Sports you never heard of.

    Australian Rules Football and Monster Truck shows.

  61. 61.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    It was the neighbor what done it!

    Good for the neighbor.

  62. 62.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    @James E Powell:

    Footy is truly a glorious spectacle, the announcers inevitably providing at least half the entertainment value. They’re really into it.

  63. 63.

    James E Powell

    March 22, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Neil Diamond has a tune for us all.

    Hands, washing hands. Don’t touch me. I won’t touch you  .  . .

  64. 64.

    raven

    March 22, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    @geg6: And Big East hoop, that’s what made it fly.

  65. 65.

    raven

    March 22, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    @Fleeting Ex-istence: Xin Loi mofo.

  66. 66.

    Martin

    March 22, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is: I thought it’d be 100% cornhole league. Any F1 fan knows they’ve been running that for the last year.

    Honestly, they need to go all esports. Beats the fuck out of rock skipping.

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    March 22, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    @TriassicSands:

    Yeah.

    This video was superb. I love Dutch people.

  68. 68.

    catclub

    March 22, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    @Tom Levenson: An alto is a soprano who can read music.

    On a different note. I remember seeing/hearing a museum piece of the forty voice Motet by Tallis? (Spem et alium) and they apparently had a different sound track to each speaker. So keeping the forty tracks separate in some system. That was neat – you could walk around and hear it individually, or move away and hear all the voices.

  69. 69.

    zhena gogolia

    March 22, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Why is an English horn solo like wetting your pants?

    It gives you a warm feeling and nobody else cares.

    That’s the only one I can remember from a whole mimeographed list of these a conductor friend once showed me.

  70. 70.

    catclub

    March 22, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    @trollhattan: perfect pitch is when you heave an accordion into a dumpster and it crushes the banjo

  71. 71.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Tory is just another way to say Republican.

    UK PM Boris Johnson says special steps must be taken to protect 1.5m vulnerable people

    Gee Boris, yathink?

  72. 72.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    @catclub:

    Maybe my favorite bumper sticker of all time: “Use an accordion, go to jail.”

  73. 73.

    MomSense

    March 22, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    How many conductors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Who cares. no one is watching anyway.

  74. 74.

    LuciaMia

    March 22, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    BBC Radio4 Extra is reading Hilary Mantel’s new novel (last in the Wolf Hall trilogy) The Mirror and the Light. First part was today. 2 & 3 Monday and Tuesday respectively.

  75. 75.

    trollhattan

    March 22, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    @catclub:

    Sounds fun! Must have been an immense technical challenge, trying to sync all tracks. Speed of light schmeed of light, millisecond delays will present themselves, introduced by the equipment and cabling.

  76. 76.

    satby

    March 22, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    @raven: truer words never spoken as re that asshole.

  77. 77.

    satby

    March 22, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Still one of my favorite remote collaborations ever: Stand By Me

  78. 78.

    pamelabrown53

    March 22, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Thank you so much for reposting “Ode to Joy” by the Muppets, Water Girl. It was an absolute delight, as are you. You are tireless in your efforts to help wherever possible. This was apparent even before this pandemic crisis.

    Thank you for being a point of light in these taxing times.

  79. 79.

    LuciaMia

    March 22, 2020 at 2:35 pm

     when ESPN first started up, this was exactly what they showed.  Crazy competitions.  Sports you never heard of.

    Theres a fun, sweet Brit-com over on Amazon Prime. “The Detectorists.” Now theres a competition. Competitive metal detecting!

  80. 80.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    @raven: Hey Raven!

    Good to see you back.

  81. 81.

    James E Powell

    March 22, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    @MomSense:

    How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. She holds the bulb and whole world revolves around her.

    Note: Same applies to lead singers everywhere.

  82. 82.

    Miki

    March 22, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    @opiejeanne: Try his 3rd (Eroica) for crazy goodness. Considered an “old warhorse” by some but I love it, esp. this recording conducted by George Szell

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    March 22, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    @zhena gogolia

    Why did the trombonist cross the road?

    To get to the other slide.

  84. 84.

    pamelabrown53

    March 22, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    @LuciaMia:

    Thanks. Wrote it down! Sweet sounds good.

  85. 85.

    Chris Sherbak

    March 22, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    I believe it’s the Rotterdam Orchestra “signature piece/anthem/theme song.” Also a call back to : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo

  86. 86.

    catclub

    March 22, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    @CaseyL: One of my absolute faves, and the only reason I ever considered learning German

    On a different note  [pun intended] Bach’s St Matthew Passion. And Good Friday is coming.

  87. 87.

    Bex

    March 22, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: He’s finally first at something in the Senate.

  88. 88.

    BigJimSlade

    March 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @Tom Levenson:
    Soon we’ll have to switch to viola jokes!

    Watch your step – try not to trip over the tied whole notes!

  89. 89.

    TEL

    March 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Wonderful (and very different!) songs. Thank you Tom.

  90. 90.

    Bex

    March 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @satby: Chasten (and maybe Pete?) live on Instagram tomorrow at 3 p.m. ET.

  91. 91.

    satby

    March 22, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Not music, just today’s reflection by the minister at my UU church, but it fits the mood of a respite thread for its message of hope.

    Yeah, my church went Zoom.

  92. 92.

    Tom Levenson

    March 22, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @Chris Sherbak: That was so much fun when it came out (wish I’d been on that square), and is still grand today.

  93. 93.

    Taken4Granite

    March 22, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    @trollhattan: 

    Schickele once guest-conducted a musical ensemble I was part of, and he also told us some viola jokes. One that I remember:

    Q. Why is a viola like a lawsuit?
    A. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief when the case is closed.

  94. 94.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 22, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    True.

    rand paul using the senate gym and pool despite knowing he might have coronavirus is a clue in the mystery of why his neighbor whipped his ass.— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) March 22, 2020

  95. 95.

    Emma

    March 22, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    @Tom Levenson: have you been watching Twoset Violin? That’s who I immediately think of whenever someone makes a viola joke!

    As much as I love Beethoven and his 9th, I’m tired of people only knowing the 4th movement’s melody. I’m sure they picked it because they could all do it in their sleep, but come on, musicians, this may be the time to introduce other pieces to new audiences. (Says the hobby pianist who only plays when the mood strikes her and would never record her own playing and put it on YT…)

  96. 96.

    satby

    March 22, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    @Bex: yeah, I want to watch if I remember.

    @satby: should have also mentioned Rev. Chip is an occasional lurker here ?

  97. 97.

    satby

    March 22, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I can think of a few other Senators I hope catch it.

  98. 98.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    @Tom Levenson: Oooh! No one ever told me any of those. There were jokes about trumpeters and trombonists, but I don’t remember any of them. Drat.

  99. 99.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @Ruckus: That pep band was very good, and we were delighted when he turned it and the marching band over to the jazz band director. I got to play baritone sax at a basketball game! my secondary instrument was clarinet.

    The department head, the guy who just waved his stick was pretty full of himself because he was getting royalty checks for something he wrote in his 20s, and the first sociopath I ever encountered, although most of his misbehavior was directed at the other faculty members.

  100. 100.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    @BeautifulPlumage: The disc is called a Freestyle Libre. It has a very tiny needle that sticks into the side of your upper arm, and the adhesive is a mother to get loose when it expires. They expire every 14 days, just shut themselves off the moment it’s been 14 days since placing the previous one. Maybe the battery and/or the adhesive fails at some point after that.

    I can read it with my phone as often as I want, and with the little gizmo that you can buy separately. I bought it because my phone at that time couldn’t handle the app, and then I got a new phone that would. I use them both. The gizmo hooks up to a computer so the doctor and I can really see a timeline and get a projected A1C reading when it’s time for my next blood test.

    I’m not going next week like I’m supposed to because I don’t want to be anywhere near the lab or the other patients. Considering where I live, really close to Evergreen hospital, and the doctors I see work there part of the time. We’ll do the next appointment over the phone or by Skype or something.

  101. 101.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    @trollhattan: We got to see him in concert twice. He’s a genius.

  102. 102.

    WaterGirl

    March 22, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    @pamelabrown53: Oh my gosh, you are so kind to say that!

  103. 103.

    James E Powell

    March 22, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    @Emma:

    Why youtube, flaws and all, is totally worth it

    Two Set Violin with Hilary Hahn & Hula Hoops

  104. 104.

    Brian

    March 22, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    @opiejeanne: you’re thinking of Mission Impossible. And I remember the circles!

  105. 105.

    Emma

    March 22, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    @James E Powell: yup! I wish they’ll perform in the Seattle-Tacoma area in the future…

  106. 106.

    Brachiator

    March 22, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Love the Beethoven.

    Thanks to all for the music and listening suggestions.

  107. 107.

    BigJimSlade

    March 22, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    @Emma: I saw the 9th at the Hollywood Bowl once, but I was really there for the opening piece, Stravinsky’s Symphony of Psalms (caught this at Disney Hall, too). Much of the crowd seemed confused after that one, but it’s one of my favorites.

  108. 108.

    debbie

    March 22, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    I guess I’m the only person whose favorite Beethoven symphony is the Seventh.

  109. 109.

    prostratedragon

    March 22, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is:
    Too young to remember “Spanning the globe to bring the constant variety of sports!”? I’ll bet they have rock-skipping or some close analog in their archives.

  110. 110.

    J R in WV

    March 22, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Carol Van Ness, a coloratura…

    Carol has commented here from time to time, which is how I discovered she writes SciFi space opera and paranormal romance. I’m a big space opera fan, and am half way through a 4 novel series which I give a good review to. Great characterization, fun plots, good guys and really bad guys.

    May even try the paranormal romance eventually… would have never guessed she was once a difficult person… some people really do learn a lot from life.

  111. 111.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 22, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    @Hummus Where The Heart Is:

    I think you happened on ESPN-8. (“If it’s almost a sport, it’s on the Ocho.”)

    ESPN is really suffering with no live sports. Lots of reruns and boring pundit-type analysis.

  112. 112.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    @J R in WV: Is she the same opera singer Carol Van Ness?

    She did mellow after she was out of college and had her bit of fame. quite a lot of fame at the time

    Oh wait, I misspelled her name. She is Carol Vaness. Yours is quite probably someone else.

  113. 113.

    Citizen Alan

    March 22, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    @opiejeanne:  I’m pretty sure the Hawaii 5-0 theme is in 4/4 time. Are you sure you’re not thinking of the mission impossible theme?

  114. 114.

    Citizen Alan

    March 22, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    @opiejeanne:   I have one of those meters. I can actually check it with my android phone and the information is automatically sent to my doctor. It’s great.  My only complaint is that I can’t go swimming anymore because the water causes the adhesive on the disk to fail, and they’re too expensive to replace more frequently than once every 14 days.

  115. 115.

    sheldon vogt

    March 22, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    @Scott P.: Ueber Sternen muess ein lieber Vater wohnen.

    (there must be a loving father above the stars.)

  116. 116.

    sheldon vogt

    March 22, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    @TriassicSands: Agreed.  If I want arrogant and ignorant, I can watch Trump’s presser.  I’m in the Kansas City Symphony Chorus.  It’s amazing what a good “penguin” brings to the table.

  117. 117.

    opiejeanne

    March 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Oh, you’re right. Duh.

  118. 118.

    Dadadadadadada

    March 22, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    @oatler.:  The Ode to Joy scene in Die Hard or GTFO.

  119. 119.

    Brian

    March 23, 2020 at 1:29 am

    @opiejeanne: Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

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