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Open Thread: The Democratic Response to the SotU

by Anne Laurie|  February 5, 20202:14 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Proud to Be A Democrat

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer delivers Democratic response to Trump #SOTU: “I need a lot more than 10 minutes to respond to what the president just said. So instead of talking about what he is saying, I’m going to highlight what Democrats are doing.” https://t.co/bulmjJOCUb pic.twitter.com/H9yVx7buel

— ABC News (@ABC) February 5, 2020

Gretchen Whitmer: “As we witness the impeachment process … there are some things each of us – no matter our party – should demand. The truth matters. Facts matter. And no one should be above the law. It’s not what those Senators say – tomorrow, it’s what they do that matters.”

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 5, 2020

WATCH LIVE: Gov. Gretchen Whitmer delivers the Democratic response to the State of the Union https://t.co/r7Vs6c6WAu

— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) February 5, 2020

NPR’s transcription — with notes — here.

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer targets President Trump’s attempts to dismantle Obamacare: “It’s pretty simple — Democrats are trying to make your health care better, Republicans in Washington are trying to take it away.” #SOTU https://t.co/C3Wm2ERpwP pic.twitter.com/3uJcKaPHcv

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 5, 2020

In the Democratic #SOTU response, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer hit back against Trump’s talking points that the economy is booming.

“Strong for the wealthy? Who are reaping the rewards from tax cuts they don’t need?” #StateoftheUnion pic.twitter.com/LYJ3NjpUkk

— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) February 5, 2020

Haven’t found a transcription of Rep. Escobar’s speech, but I’ll add a link if you put one in the comments:

Rep. Veronica Escobar said it was critical for her to deliver the Democrats’ Spanish-language rebuttal to President Trump’s #SOTU address from her hometown of El Paso, Texas.

“This is a place that has responded in the face of hate with love.” https://t.co/Yet8kNdpuF

— NPR (@NPR) February 4, 2020

Heading to the stage to give the #SOTU response in Spanish! pic.twitter.com/cyoYgNDcs4

— Veronica Escobar (@vgescobar) February 5, 2020

NANCY SMASH!

The mood of the union is this: pic.twitter.com/dqDuiz2WhH

— Abraham Gutman ? (@abgutman) February 5, 2020

Nancy Pelosi on manners and propriety: https://t.co/SkDhZxw2CS

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) February 5, 2020

Open Thread: The Democratic Response to the SotUPost + Comments (23)

State of the Union Through the Eyes of an Imbecile

by John Cole|  February 4, 202011:36 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

I have not read or seen what the village idiot said tonight, so what did the imbecile say.

State of the Union Through the Eyes of an ImbecilePost + Comments (87)

Another Iowa Caucus Open Thread: Return of the Dreaded NYT Needle(s)

by Anne Laurie|  February 4, 20209:10 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Buttigieg with a 74 percent chance to win the most SDEs, according to our estimates
The returns so far are fundamentally representative, but Sanders has some credible pockets of remaining strength and there's uncertainty around the satelliteshttps://t.co/qXwEnK4sYH

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) February 5, 2020

Note timestamp:

CNN airing this graphic right now, lol pic.twitter.com/rnFSZ0uIkM

— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) February 4, 2020

BECAUSE I CAN. Look, this particular brand of social-media response to the ongoing political fustercluck is absolutely catnip for my particular brand of ADD/OCD Short Attention Span Theatre.

Also, as far as I’m concerned, any oxygen stolen from tonight’s TV turn by the Squatter-in-Chief is unequivocally good. I read that AoC has officially bowed out from attending, which is also good, because (NYC represent!) she probably wouldn’t have been able to resist popping off at the bs firehose on camera. It’s better to have the media thumbsuckers focused on the lies from the podium rather than giving them an excuse to clutch their pearls over a You Lie! moment. Even (especially) if President Obama was *not* lying, back in the day, while the current Disgrace will be.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE IOWA CAUCUSES

— Jake Anbinder (@JakeAnbinder) February 4, 2020

It’s 2AM and we have supporters for Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Sanders, and Warren at Polk HQ going through every precinct box to send the results we have to the state party so we can finally go to bed.

Our volunteers are literally tireless.#IACaucus pic.twitter.com/RKeWn839CE

— Sean Bagniewski (@bagniewski) February 4, 2020

on earth two DNC chair Pete Buttigieg is scrambling to figure out this caucus data situation

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) February 4, 2020

Read: this was a predictable shitshow in execution but you probably shouldn't assume that the state represents some bellwether. It might! But look at the GOP side of winners in the last twenty years with big fields. Not an awesome batting average.

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) February 4, 2020

Maybe Vox should write a piece on it? https://t.co/quF1crDJvQ

— Mangy Jay (@magi_jay) February 4, 2020

'Wake-up call': Iowa caucus disinformation serves as warning about 2020 election https://t.co/fAzy2Mv7Hn via @nbcnews

— Tucker Higgins (@tuckerhiggins) February 4, 2020

I feel like turnout being rather low in Iowa is a theme of underrated importance.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) February 4, 2020

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Another Iowa Caucus Open Thread: Return of the Dreaded NYT Needle(s)Post + Comments (137)

State of the Union Live Feed and Open Thread

by Adam L Silverman|  February 4, 20209:06 pm| 139 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Election 2020, Open Threads, Politics

Here you go!

State of the Union Live Feed and Open ThreadPost + Comments (139)

Here’s An Open Thread for President Fuckboy’s Speechifying

by John Cole|  February 4, 20209:03 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Trump Crime Cartel

I’m not watching, I am going to be playing World of Warcraft Classic with a bunch of people I first played with 16 years ago and we all stayed in touch. I don’t give a shit with what that loathesome coked up turd has to say.

Here’s An Open Thread for President Fuckboy’s SpeechifyingPost + Comments (30)

Iowa Caucus Update

by John Cole|  February 4, 20208:07 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

Early returns (24 hours late) have Buttigieg with the delegate lead but losing the popular vote.

Pete Buttigieg took a narrow early lead over Bernie Sanders in the first wave of partial results from the Iowa caucuses on Tuesday, as the state party released results from 62 percent of precincts.

The partial results showed Mr. Buttigieg with 26.9 percent of the state’s delegate equivalents, Mr. Sanders with 25.1 percent, Elizabeth Warren with 18.3 percent, and Joseph R. Biden Jr. with 15.6 percent. Amy Klobuchar had 12.6 percent of the delegate equivalents followed by Andrew Yang at 1.1 percent and Tom Steyer with 0.3 percent.

It is not clear when the rest of the caucus results would be released, or if the full results would alter the current standings of the candidates. The 62 percent of precincts counted so far are relatively representative of the state, but the margin between Mr. Buttigieg and Mr. Sanders is unusually slim.

The major upside to this is that this will ENRAGE Sanders supporters if Sanders wins the popular vote but does not get the delegate lead, and they will burn the caucuses to the fucking ground. And we should support them.

If the DNC had any power, the primaries would be 10+ states a month, starting in January, ending in May, on the same day, with ranked choice voting. That’s enough on the same day that you could do a wide variety of regions every month, people would be forced to campaign everywhere, etc.

Iowa Caucus UpdatePost + Comments (103)

Rusty Lungs

by @heymistermix.com|  February 4, 20205:01 pm| 203 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Nobody’s posted on Rush Limbaugh’s lung cancer diagnosis. Someone who denied the ill effects of smoking being diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer pretty much speaks for itself. It’s a rotten, horrible disease and I wouldn’t even wish it on him.

Anyway, I have a prediction: he will be dead very soon. I base my poorly informed guess on two things: he smoked for a long time, and therefore his lungs were already damaged prior to the cancer, and stage IV is really, really bad (both lungs involved, plus metastases, 10% five-year survival).

Let’s drill in on the damage smoking does, for a moment. A lot of society treats it like a trip to the casino: Some people smoke. The losers get lung cancer, heart disease, COPD, etc. The winners don’t.

But that’s not how it works. My uncle, a great guy, was a heavy smoker. He died a miserable fucking death not from cancer, heart disease, COPD or anything like it. It started with back surgery that just wouldn’t give him relief. It continued on to this odd disease called normal pressure hydrocephalus, which is where the normal pressure of the fluid around the brain crushes it. I discussed his health with my dad, a doctor, and Dad pointed out that the continued smoking was causing his problem with healing – nicotine constricts the blood vessels, which of course prevents tissue from healing. Dad felt from his clinical experience that chronic nicotine use has a lasting effect on circulation, even with heavy smokers who quit. (I don’t know if there’s research on that.) He also guessed the hydrocephalus was caused by smoking, but wasn’t sure.

Since there are so many obviously bad things about smoking, they don’t get around to telling you that even if you “win” by not getting cancer, COPD, etc., you still lose because your general health is fucked.

Rush, unfortunately, will find out just how bad smoking was for his general health when he can’t breathe with his damaged remaining lung capacity. My mom was diagnosed with stage 2/3 lung cancer (single lobe involvement, probable lymph node involvement) over two years ago, at 81. She had never smoked in her life, was active and maintained a healthy weight, and doesn’t even need high blood pressure medication. She’s still alive, after tolerating two rounds of chemo, and radiation for bone metastases. Why? Because she’s tough, but also because she’s still able to breathe fine with the remaining 3 lobes of her still-healthy lungs.

When I see her next, I’ll tell her about Rush’s demise, and I’m sure she’ll say, “that poor man.” And I will agree.

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