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Novel Coronavirus Update – Wednesday / Thursday

by Anne Laurie|  February 6, 20205:18 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs, Healthcare

Global numbers on coronavirus as it stands:

• Total confirmed cases globally: 28,273 cases, 565 deaths
• Mainland China: 28,018 cases, 563 deaths
• Outside mainland China: 260 cases in more than 25 places, 2 deathshttps://t.co/nuHTiW3ZpI

— CNN (@CNN) February 6, 2020

The patients most affected by the new coronavirus seem to be middle-aged and older men. The least affected: children. https://t.co/OyGvhzgT09

— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) February 6, 2020

I talked to @seattlebryn @thedailybeast about #nCoV2019 #coronavirus. Ignore the screaming DEATH SENTENCE? subheading. This is a nicely balanced piece on what we might expect in the days ahead (also featuring @KindrachukJason @BogochIsaac @mtosterholm) https://t.co/hTh9pZm00C

— Dr. Angela Rasmussen (@angie_rasmussen) February 5, 2020

…“I think at this point, containment is already a lost cause,” said Michael Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota.

Osterholm’s comments echoed grim realism from health officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on a call with reporters early this week.

Although the disease’s severity appears to be lower than once feared, Osterholm said the 2019 novel coronavirus’s transmission patterns so far are reminiscent of influenza. “To the extent that we have to deal with this, if this in fact is being transmitted like influenza, then there really isn’t much chance to contain it,” he said. “We can surely minimize transmission in health care facilities and some public spaces. But beyond that, this virus is going to kind of do what it damn pleases.”

Several other experts, while offering somewhat more optimistic outlooks, agreed that the world was entering a critical phase that will determine—over the next few weeks —whether the epidemic that has spread from China to at least two dozen other countries goes nuclear.

One key variable driving the epidemic’s potential severity is whether epidemiologists see ongoing, sustained transmission of the virus to people with no travel history to China or clear connections to others who have been there. So far, most of the human-to-human spread beyond China has been limited to close contacts of infected patients, which some researchers have pointed to as a hopeful sign.

“If this remains limited in nature, the epidemic can be contained,” said Jason Kindrachuk, an expert on emerging viruses at the University of Manitoba in Winnipeg, in an email to The Daily Beast. “If we start seeing sustained human-to-human transmission outside of China, there will likely be some pretty quick revisiting of current screening procedures,” he added…

Tempering reports that the outbreak may be considerably larger than initially thought, emerging data also suggest that it may be less deadly than other recent outbreaks. A Feb. 3 report from the South China Morning Post, for example, suggested that the more than 5,000 reported cases in Wuhan by that point were “just the tip of the iceberg” due to a shortage of testing kits in the outbreak’s epicenter (several modeling studies have likewise pointed to much higher numbers). The report, however, also suggests that the true proportion of fatal cases—officially hovering around 3 percent for the city and surrounding Hubei province—might be significantly lower since milder cases would be more likely to go undiagnosed…

.@WHO is looking for $675M to help countries prepare in the event China can't contain #2019nCoV. @DrTedros remarked that while it might seem like a lot of money, the alternative would be more expensive. "Invest today or pay more later." https://t.co/tAZdXycXZ9

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) February 5, 2020

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Election Year Open Thread: Looking Beyond Iowa

by Anne Laurie|  February 5, 20209:38 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads

This forecast model is kinda insane, polling I would get but quantified media coverage???

This makes things much worse. https://t.co/h8y2APNq4Y

— veto players stan account (@Convolutedname) February 6, 2020

Right now Nate Silver seems to be posting stuff he’ll regret once he sobers up, so let’s look forward not back!

I think we can all agree that Iowa did not make the best argument for continuing the current jury-rigged system, and the Boston Globe smells blood in the water…

This year, we won’t be endorsing a Democratic presidential candidate ahead of the New Hampshire primary. Instead, we’re calling for the end of that first-in-the-nation primary. https://t.co/faRppUh0AB pic.twitter.com/sEgrygeYcQ

— Boston Globe Opinion (@GlobeOpinion) February 5, 2020

Editorial in @GlobeOpinion: "In the century since New Hampshire seized the role as the first-in-the-nation primary, much has changed. The demographic makeup of the nation has changed. Now it’s time for the way we nominate presidents to change with it." https://t.co/igKucjB2wD

— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) February 5, 2020

Because the Bay State doesn’t vote till Super Tuesday, but every important city in NH is part of the Boston major media market*, endorsements from the Boston papers have always carried #FITN weight. Of course such endorsements aren’t worth what they were even a decade ago, but…

*Masshole sotto voce: Granite Staters free riding, as ever

On the Iowa-New Hampshire gentleman's agreement, NH Sec. of State Bill Garder was diplomatic in what was otherwise a victory lap of an interview.

But is IA's status endangered?

"It doesn't help," he told me.https://t.co/Qja8EbUjsF

— Jake Lahut (@JakeLahut) February 4, 2020

And here’s some notes from the next-up caucus state. Everything there is to be known about Nevada politics, I am told, Jon Ralston knows:

Nope. Not what they said. https://t.co/5HLJhSCnNz

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) February 4, 2020

NV Dems are being deliberate, may not use app at all.#WeMatter #WeAintIowa https://t.co/px2wBFycI1

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) February 4, 2020

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Open Thread: Due Respect for Senator Romney

by Anne Laurie|  February 5, 20206:31 pm| 227 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Your Place Is In The Resistance

George Romney would have been proud

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 5, 2020

This, right here. It hasn’t changed how I feel about Mitt Romney, and if he still lived in Massachusetts I might not be able to bring myself to say this, but he did the right thing by voting to impeach Trump.

And if that’s because he finally got to behave in a way that would make his old man proud… well, I’ve never heard a harsh word about George Romney from the Michiganders who lived through his governorship there. Which among others would include my Spousal Unit, along with political professional Dana Houle.

Props to Romney. And props to Mormons, many of whom have demonstrated integrity in rejecting Trumpism. But I have to wonder if part of the psychology at play is thinking about what would have happened if instread of the eventually impeached Nixon his dad had been the 1968 nominee

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 5, 2020

Also worth noting one’s father was born in a refugee camp, the other’s father was born in a Mormon colony in Mexico and fled during the Mexican Revolution, losing their home and most of the property.

Romney & Amash don’t come from the same tribal background of 95% of DC Repubs https://t.co/HjN2qxbrKu

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 5, 2020

And he’s just made himself all the right enemies…

So you’re saying that @SenatorRomney prioritized his oath of office and fidelity to the Constitution over partisan considerations. https://t.co/mF4U4eMtj6

— Robert Schlesinger (@rschles) February 5, 2020

Look, this is the absolute lowest of bars, but this Romney vote is probably the most politically courageous thing a Republican has done since Trump has been elected. Again, the lowest of bars, but it's definitely something given how badly he's about to be pilloried.

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) February 5, 2020

this isn't a knock on romney or a diminution of his decision, which is good and right. i just don't think mitt romney gives much of a shit about what charlie kirk thinks about him, which makes him sane.

— Very Calm Sporting Enthusiast (@CalmSporting) February 5, 2020

gotta admire Romney for saving this till the moment it would absolutely ruin what had been a great news cycle for Trump too. both morally *and* politically on point. good work.

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 5, 2020

Honestly, I think he's just an old man who's tired of this shit. https://t.co/An7A3xEeJY

— Starfish Annoyed With The Corn-Eating Incompetents (@IRHotTakes) February 5, 2020

No, Mitt ain't a saint. Trump's rise is in no small part due to Mitt helping raise his national profile.

But at the end of the day, he had a limit, which is frankly more than you can say for most people these days. That, if nothing else, is worth respect.

— Starfish Annoyed With The Corn-Eating Incompetents (@IRHotTakes) February 5, 2020

And he’s changed the top line in his obituary from that dinner with Trump:

History will mark that the vote to convict Donald Trump was bipartisan. The vote for acquittal had no Democrats. The narrative of the Iowa Caucus and the State of the Union suddenly seems a long time ago.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) February 5, 2020

Take your victories where you find them!

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What happens next?

by Betty Cracker|  February 5, 20205:12 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

As you’ve no doubt heard, the Senate acquitted Trump as expected. The only real bright spots in today’s proceedings were that Romney removed the “bipartisan acquittal” talking point the Trump minions have been telegraphing for weeks now by voting “yes” on one article and Democrats stuck together as one. So, what happens next?

I think we have to brace ourselves for a shitty news cycle. Why? Because we have a shitty Beltway media, and it’s all who’s up and who’s down and who won and who lost. The fact that the House Democrats proved their case so convincingly — in the face of unprecedented obstruction! — that no one seriously questions the fact of Trump’s guilt probably won’t figure into the coverage. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m expecting a series of “did the Democrats overreach” bullshit takes.

I think we have to brace ourselves for Trump to act out like the spoiled and demented buffoon that he is. Recall that Trump started aggressively extorting Ukrainian President Zelensky immediately after AG Barr helped him defang the damning Mueller report. Well, this will probably be worse.

All that said, impeachment was the right thing to do. It aired Trump’s extremely smelly laundry in the highest profile way, and it implicated his craven toadies in Congress. It will almost certainly prompt Trump to move on to dazzling new feats of criminality and hubris in public view (and out), all of which the Republican-controlled Senate is now on record as condoning.

So, yeah, it sucks that Senate Republicans minus Mitt violated their oaths and essentially crowned Trump an unaccountable monarch. But we knew it was coming. It’s a dangerous time, but our democracy has been endangered since 1/20/2017. Now, all the cards are on the table in front of the entire world.

We’ll just have to keep fighting like hell to save ourselves. We have no other choice.

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A Good Word for Mitt

by @heymistermix.com|  February 5, 20202:59 pm| 225 Comments

This post is in: Impeach the Motherfucker!

I thought he would be all talk, but he came through on Article 1. Good for him. It’s now a bipartisan vote. I wonder what the Senate’s version of the Amash shunning will be?

Update: Here’s his floor speech. Quite good.

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Manatee Cam (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  February 5, 20202:05 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Nature, Open Threads

If you’re stressed out by, well, everything, maybe take a moment to check out this manatee cam operated by the Save the Manatee Club in Florida:

The Save the Manatee Club was founded by former Florida Governor Bob Graham (D) and Jimmy Buffet. It operates several above- and below-water manatee cams at fresh water springs. This time of year, when there’s a chill in the air, the manatees flock to warm water springs.

I grew up on a spring-fed river that has manatees year round, but there are more in the winter, of course. The spring water is a steady 72 F, which feels like an ice bath in the summer when the air temperatures are 95 F and warm as bath water in the winter when it’s in the 60s or lower.

Anyway, I find watching the manatees (or sea cows, as the old-timers call them) pretty calming. They don’t make any sudden moves — can’t, in fact, which is why almost all except babies have boat propeller scars. They seem to sleep, socialize or nosh peacefully on aquatic weeds all day.

Florida has set aside more manatee zones for the critters over the years, which is a good thing. Boat collisions kill far fewer now than they used to when I was a kid, when you were allowed to barrel around in a power boat at top speed year-round.

The manatee zones also give them a place to get away from humans if they want to; you’re not supposed to follow them into their designated hang-outs, feed or harass them in any way. They’re friendly and curious by nature; if you slip quietly into the water and don’t splash around and make a scene, chances are they will come to you.

I’ve told y’all about the first time I took my future husband to swim with the manatees: I’d told him about them, but words didn’t prepare him adequately. He jumped into the river and snorkeled over to where I said I’d seen one surface for air.

Minutes later, his head popped out of the water, and he turned toward the boat, eyes bugging behind the mask like Wile E. Coyote after an ACME  product mishap. He practically walked on water back to the boat.

“It’s as big as a MINI-VAN,” he explained, after leaping into the boat like a great white was chomping at his heels. Manatees are not really that big, but they are impressively huge. I probably should have mentioned that! I still kid the mister about being afraid of manatees all these years later.

The only downside about sharing a river with manatees is their poop: it looks pretty much like a human turd except two feet long! All I’m saying is, if you’re in the water with manatees and see one lift its fluke, swim away!

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Impeachment Trial – February 5, 2020

by Cheryl Rofer|  February 5, 202012:24 pm| 148 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment, Live Blogging, Trump Crime Cartel

Looks like they started earlier today. It’s the day that Republican Senators tie themselves to Donald Trump’s corruption for the rest of time.

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