Gym Jordan is the new social-media poster boy for ‘f*cked around, found out’. Per the Washington Post:
Rep. Val Demings (D-Fla.) was midway through an impassioned speech on Tuesday accusing Republicans of using police officers as “pawns” in their efforts to amend a hate-crime bill when Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) interrupted to object.
“I have the floor, Mr. Jordan,” Demings exclaimed, banging her open palm on the table. “Did I strike a nerve?”
Demings, who spent 27 years with the Orlando Police Department, heatedly accused Jordan of ignorance about law enforcement, sparking a shouting match with the Republican…
Tuesday’s argument came during a debate over another piece of legislation, the Covid-19 Hate Crime Act, which seeks to address a surge in racist attacks against Asian Americans in part by providing funding to law enforcement agencies to respond to hate crimes…
(Committee Chair) Nadler told Jordan he “must not interrupt someone who has the time” and he “simply can’t shout out” if he disagrees — a habit that has often left Jordan in conflict with Democrats, including during a hearing last week where he spoke over other lawmakers in a coronavirus hearing.
Demings then shot back at Jordan, saying, “Mr. Jordan you don’t know what the heck you’re talking about.”
“I know about my motive,” Jordan said…
We all know about your motive, Gym.
After Nadler restored order, Demings accused Republicans of hypocrisy over the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, when police officers were “fighting for their lives because of the big lie that was told,” referring to Donald Trump’s false accusations of a stolen election…
Jordan, an outspoken Trump loyalist, was among several Republicans who supported the former president’s claims.
“My colleagues on the other side of the aisle were silent,” she continued. “As one person after another person took the microphone and said, ’Go down there and engage in combat,’ ‘fight like hell.’ They used the bicycle racks as deadly missiles against the law enforcement officers that you all say you care about so much.”
It's interesting to see my colleagues on the other side of the aisle support the police when it's politically convenient to do so, but not when police officers who protect us every day here at the Capitol were fighting for their lives because of the Big Lie. @HouseJudiciary pic.twitter.com/x9i9LO5AAi
— Rep. Val Demings (@RepValDemings) April 20, 2021
cain
We have to continue to pound this into these vile people. Jim Jordan is a piece of shit and I hope a skeleton or two comes out of his closet that we can lambast him with. Not that he’ll quit he has no shame. He could be doing the most vile things and he’ll never leave.
ETA I was gracious and let #2 for someone else. Yay me.
Ben Cisco
Mother of Draggins.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
I can’t figure out what this is supposed to mean. Also, fuck Gym Jordan, another Republican disgrace from Ohio I’m ashamed of
Jim, Foolish Literalist
When I saw that “Did I strike a nerve?” quote, I assumed someone had brought up the Ohio State wrestling team.
Old School
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Rep. Demings said Republicans only support police when politically convenient.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
Politico Warning: ‘The Supreme Court ruled in favor of scam artists,’ FTC chief says after justices gut agency’s powers
Ben Cisco
I’m way ready for 1/6 to be fully adjudicated, particularly regards to the aiding and abetting from GQP Reps. I know the cases are getting worked, and there will be no “bi-partisan commission” – nor SHOULD there be. Let a competent DOJ handle it.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Old School:
Oh, that makes sense. Still, it was weird way to say it imo from Jordan
Ben Cisco
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
In light of the bolded (mine) text above, I’ll forgo the traditional running around with hair on fire.
Gravenstone
I will once again advocate for fitting Jordan with a shock collar. Next time he pops off out of turn, let the committee chair zap his ass.
MisterForkbeard
This happened already. He was repeatedly told that a co-worker was molesting teenage boys by those victimized boys and he laughed it off, leaving them to continue to be molested.
Republicans don’t care.
trollhattan
Meanwhile
He’s definitely running for president.
germy
Here’s another guy who got interrupted by republicans:
laura
@cain: Rest assured that Gym Jordan’s laundry is about to get aired. George Clooney is currently working on a limited series about the sex pestery at the OSU and Gym’s role as Chief Looker Awayer while students were sexually assaulted and raped by a well regarded serial sexual abuser. So there’s that
Shiny nickel wager that Gymbo took a look see at Gaetz’ sex pics.
Amir Khalid
Jordan makes a habit of throwing tantrums like this. Can’t they put him in time-out or something?
debbie
Speaking of, what’s Rudy been up to lately?
artem1s
@germy:
seriously. What.the.actual.fuck!? these people are nuts.
HumboldtBlue
Rep. Moindaire Jones (D-NY) got the asshole racists angry by pointing out that they are asshole racists.
I see I was beaten to Mondaire Jones.
OK, here’s a goddamn dog who won a high school girls track relay race then you jerks.
Ben Cisco
@Amir Khalid: It’s all performative – get video of a shouting match, preferably with someone of color, then go boo-hooing to the rubes to bilk them of their money.
They are so predictable…
Geminid
@Ben Cisco: We will learn a lot about the January 6 insurrection from the Justice Department’s criminal prosecutions. There will be civil lawsuits by those injured also, with discovery and depositions. Some of these may develop information that can be referred to federal prosecutors.
Investigations and hearings by standing Congressional commitees will be another source of information about the planning and execution of the insurrection. Journalists will also contribute plenty to public knowledge. So while a joint congressional commission would have been a good thing, I don’t think it is essential. It would have taken most of a year, maybe more, to come up with a report anyway
guachi
Old English lulz from Alexandra Petri in WaPo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/04/19/real-anglo-saxon-america-first-caucus-marjorie-taylor-greene/
Baud
@Geminid:
We would never have found Republicans we could trust to be on the committee.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Baud: people in the media always held up the 9/11 Commission as an example. My memory’s taken a beating in the meantime, but I remember the 9/11 Commission as being at least a grey-wash.
I can’t remember now which Republican member was designated to throw a tantrum at Richard Clarke, but Clarke just watched him impassively while he asked his “question” and replied, deadpan, “Hi, John”
cain
@laura:
You can bet that he partook in Gaetz’s photo session. He’s not dumb enough to do the prostitute thing but I’m sure he thinks about it.
Beatrice
@cain: yep complete and total a-hole
trollhattan
@artem1s:
Rich people pay good money to haul their garbage off to adjacent, poor states. That’s how it’s done, losers (and I’ll bet garbage haulers pay good money to Republicans to keep the scheme going).
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Ben Cisco:
For sure. Hopefully the Republicans go along with this effort and don’t try to obstruct
SiubhanDuinne
@cain:
You give and you give and you GIVE, but do you ever get any thanks? Of course not.
eclare
@HumboldtBlue: That race was great! Four legs always beat two!
Jeffro
Starting to see some Dem activists here and there talking about Psycho Grossman, the police “trainer” Adam noted in his last post. GOOD.
Also, screw the Rs on the 1/6 commission: if they don’t want to play ball (and they don’t) then we should just pursue it through Congressional hearings, DOJ, and more. I saw that DOJ’s looking at arresting another 100+ insurrectionists and that this may be the biggest legal case (by whatever measure) in American history. Also GOOD. Let these trials continue and continue publicly for all the years President Biden and VP Harris are in office.
burnspbesq
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
Decision is undoubtedly correct. However, it’s a matter of statutory interpretation, not constitutional law. If Congress wants the FTC to have those powers, its ability to grant them is undisputed.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Baud:
Right. They were pretty much involved in spreading the Big Lie, even if they were silent.
craigie
@artem1s:
To be fair, several of the redder states are nothing but landfills.
burnspbesq
They have a perfect site for one: 310 First St., S.E.
rikyrah
Ronald Klain (@WHCOS) Tweeted:
90% of the jobs created by the American Jobs Plan do not require a four-year degree.
https://t.co/018dbOpWMD https://twitter.com/WHCOS/status/1385333244825014272?s=20
cain
I love the end of that video where Claire McCaskill asked if Demings will be called Senator Demings – that was a pretty good pitch. Demings was a bit taking aback by that.. but loved it.
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: You have been stickered. Congratulations!
Jeffro
Btw this is quite funny (and would point out nicely just how stupid our friends the economic terrorists/GQP really are):
Republicans Are Planning On Using Economic Blackmail. Here’s How To Stop Them.
L to the OL
NotMax
FYI for members of House Windows.
News about news. It may already have appeared for some of you. Sooner of later if will for the rest.
If you’re also a member of the not appreciative of yet more no way to refuse it stuff always running and sniffing the web camp, how to disable it.
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
Ooh, I’ll go check! Thanks!
Anoniminous
NIH will resume funding research using fetal tissue after the Biden Administration lifted a ban and eliminated a Trump mandated “Review Board” consisting of ignorant hick religious wackos and Conservatives.
Brachiator
@guachi:
I loved this part:
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
Thanks again! I love that you also gave me Tony, Nancy SMASH!!, Uncle Joe, Madam Vice President, and the amazing Dolly. What a great lagniappe.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Jeffro:
Dooooo ittttt
jeffreyw
The republicans pitched a fit during the 9/11 hearings because they were in charge when the planes hit and they didn’t want to accept any of the blame. Can you imagine them playing a constructive role in investigating the insurrection – when they were the ones who, so to speak, flew the plane into the capitol building?
SiubhanDuinne
@Brachiator:
That almost made me spit out my
meadadult beverage.NotMax
Doesn’t take Kreskin to foretell where this will lead.
cain
@SiubhanDuinne:
???
There needs to be a nobel prize for showing so much graciousness ;)
Jeffro
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I think Biden & Co just might in fact do it – either legislatively take the ‘debt ceiling’ out of existence, or raise it to some astronomical amount.
Either way, there’s not enough fainting couches in this world or any other for the GQP pundit class. They will go apeshit and the rest of the country will shrug it off and that’s a really, really good result.
tokyokie
Gym Jordan knows the rules regarding speaking during committee meetings, he merely chooses not to follow them, because they apply to others, not to him. Somebody with that attitude didn’t become that way overnight and has to have been believing that social constraints others observe also do not apply to him. Whether it’s the tOSU wrestling team and/or other situations, you can rest assured that Jordan has ignored the conventions, rules, and laws that are applicable in a variety of contexts as it behooved him.
cain
@WaterGirl:
Where is my sticker??! I got a jab #1 yesterday! :P
debbie
Andy Borowitz on FB:
Jeffro
@NotMax: enterprising reporters need to ask Gov Stitt if this applies to Black drivers running over MAGAts, women’s rights activists running over anti-abortion loons, etc.
Also…were they having much of a problem with this out in Oklahoma? I don’t recall either of the state’s two roads being blocked off for hours by BLM, Antifa, etc.
debbie
@tokyokie:
Or have been fluffed by T****.
JanieM
@NotMax: More idiocy brought to us by the people who dreamed up the dumbest invention in the history of the universe: disappearing scrollbars.
Thanks for the tip, especially the link on how to disable it. It hasn’t appeared on my machine yet….
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: I asked MazeDancer if she could put those 5 people together especially for you and for others who are in the same boat. I think she did a lovely job!
debbie
@NotMax:
I cannot imagine this will sit well with insurance companies.
Steeplejack (phone)
@NotMax:
Thanks—useful.
zhena gogolia
I love Rep. Demings.
WaterGirl
@cain: Did you post in the I Got the Shot! thread? I think not! :-)
Link
They are available all the time with a link in the sidebar.
cain
@tokyokie: It must be in a specific committee cuz I can see folks like Majorie Taylor Green jumping in and interrupting it as well.
NotMax
The sleaze stands alone.
WaterGirl
Why do I get the feeling that the black women in congress have had ENOUGH of their bullshit?
tokyokie
@WaterGirl:
Because they’re uniformly sensible?
Baud
@NotMax:
The vehicular manslaughter party.
Next up, immunity for people whose bullets hit protestors.
Anoniminous
In other Good News:
“Because of limited opportunities for both mutation and selection within a host, the presence of immune-escape variants may be more important at the point of infection of immune individuals (2, 3). If so, what matters is the standing diversity of such variants in the population as a whole. Reducing numbers of infections through vaccination should then reduce opportunities for such diversity to be generated, transmitted, and selected. In short, vaccination is likely to make evolution slower, and this benefit may be realized by initially optimizing breadth of vaccine coverage, rather than strength of immunity.”
IOW, vaccination reduces disease levels AND restricts the ability of SARS-CoV-2 to mutate.
Geminid
@Jeffro: I think the House Oversight Commitee will have hearings regarding the insurrection. While the late Chairman Elijah Cummings is much missed, Carolyn Maloney, her Democratic cohorts, and committee staff should do a good job. Maloney was instrumental in pushing through the Corporate Transparency Act, which was attached to the Defense funding bill and passed this January, over trump’s veto. A writer for Fortune Magazine called the CTA the most sweeping anti-corruption legislation in decades.
There is another commitee with jurisdiction over Capitol Police that is investigating their response. The Judiciary Committee can call in Director Wray and other FBI officials, while the Armed Services Committee can get to the bottom of National Guard matters. All these hearings will generate as much or more news as any commission.
And the Republican minority can’t stop these investigations. They’ll get to ask their questions, and those like Jim Jordan will make asses of themselves. They can even work up minority reports if they want to, but that might not be a good idea.
SiubhanDuinne
@WaterGirl:
Oh, that makes it even more special! MazeDancer does amazing work (you’ve seen her postcard designs, of course?)
SiubhanDuinne
@NotMax:
Heh.
smith
@jeffreyw: They pitched a fit before the hearings, and fought tooth and nail to try to block a 9/11 Commission at all. And recall that Junior, Darth Cheney, and (I think) Condeleeza Rice refused to testify under oath.
NotMax
@JanieM
That too can be remedied (with a few minor exceptions).
Go to Settings in the Start menu, continue to Ease of Access and thence to Display, scroll down and follow the instructions laid out here.
cain
@WaterGirl:
She speaks or all of us. Also sick of the DC press.
JanieM
@NotMax: Thanks, I have seen that. Sad to say, from the article at your link:
Office is almost all that matters, from my POV.
planetjanet
@Ben Cisco: I laughed out loud at that. Just a gem.
cain
@smith:
You’d think that the press would have a field day with that position. But nope. Our press failed us.
Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)
@planetjanet: I am happy to serve.
smith
@cain: I remember being amazed that it wasn’t a scandal, but the pressure to go along with the program at that time was really intense. People make fun of 9/11 Truthers, and some of the stories they make up to fill in the blanks are ludicrous, but the actions of the Bush Administration made it easy to suspect that we weren’t getting the whole story.
NotMax
@JanieM
Don’t use Office myself (and the link following is from a few years ago) but maybe fiddling with its color scheme will make things more eyeball friendly for you when it comes to seeing the scrollbar?
Doc Sardonic
@zhena gogolia: She is something else. Did a really good job as Chief of Police in Orlando and could conceivably run for Governor if she desires. If she doesn’t then her husband Jerry could well do it in 2026.
WaterGirl
@SiubhanDuinne: I have! I love all the stickers, too.
NotMax
@NotMax – @JanieM
Wrong linky, me thinky. This should be the one I intended.
JoyceH
Open thread stuff – a friend of mine wants to celebrate being vaccinated – she lives about 1 1/2 hours away, so we’ve decided to meet halfway, in Fredericksburg, and do something touristy and then have a meal in a restaurant. I remembered a Fancy Restaurant that I went to ages ago, and I looked online and it’s still there. So I went to the county board on Facebook and asked if anyone had been there recently and have any comments. I said it was an excursion with ‘an also-vaccinated friend’. Got a lot of nice commentary, so we’ll probably eat there. But some bozo pipes up out of the blue with “Nobody cares if you’re vaccinated.” I’m just letting the stupid comment sit there like a turd in a punch bowl, but geez, these people just have to elbow in, don’t they?
JanieM
@NotMax: Thanks, I’ll check it out, but color isn’t going to solve the problem of a scrollbar that’s not actually there.
One of your links had some commenters who spoke quite eloquently on this subject, including a rant about how many things the scrollbar is useful for besides just scrolling.
I would say it’s hard to believe how anyone could invent something so user-unfriendly, and find a boss to sign off on it, but I was a programmer myself, so I know just how oblivious to users’ actual workflow programmers can be.
Sigh.
ETA:
@NotMax: — Thanks, I was just about to wonder about that…. ;-)
Cacti
While we’re handing out bouquets, a brickbat for Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona.
Caught on video soliciting anti-union talking points from the Arizona Chamber of Commerce during a virtual meeting with them on 4/7, where they were discussing opposition to the Protecting the Right to Organize (PRO) Act.
With friends like these. (sigh)
Baud
@Cacti:
I don’t trust her, but that’s weak sauce.
NotMax
Raise your hand if surprised. (scans room) Didn’t think so.
WaPo link within:
Amir Khalid
@Ben Cisco:
So make it a performative time-out: make him sit with his nose against the back wall of the room for an afternoon.
HumboldtBlue
@eclare:
Indeed.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@NotMax:
What’s funny is that isn’t the PR government run by Republicans? I know their votes wouldn’t count for president (which is all Trump cared about), but still
Baud
@NotMax:
“They’re just like me!”
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@WaterGirl:
You saw that Whoopi Goldberg is writing a
comic bookmovie about an older, Black woman as a superhero?ETA: I swear I saw on twitter yesterday that it was a comic book….
WaterGirl
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I had no idea!
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):
NVM. They have their own political parties
NotMax
One other tidbit which caught the eye today — so far (another WaPo link).
NRA launches $2 million campaign to oppose Biden gun-control agenda
Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)
@Amir Khalid: I like the way you think.
Jeffro
Oh good, I see my lily-white mom is losing her shit on FB over DC statehood, an issue which (in theory) should not affect her in the slightest. And yet, while you can take the girl out of southern Illinois/(north Alabama)…
Ugh.
WaterGirl
@Jeffro: Honest to god, when we elected Barack Obama in 2008 I had not idea how racist this country was. I mean, I knew there was racism, but I had no idea that it was so prevalent.
Baud
@WaterGirl:
The expression of racism has gotten worse since (and because of) Obama’s election.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Baud: and worse than that since trump’s, I think. “You mean we don’t have to say the quiet part quietly anymore?” He taught them they can get away with it.
A couple of weeks ago Lindsey Graham said Donald Trump reminded him of Jesse Helms. He meant it as a compliment and it caused nary a ripple
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
And that they have to do it if they want their voters to come out.
Another Scott
@JanieM:
Microsoft – how to show scroll bars in Word and Excel.
It’s infuriating, isn’t it?
Unless you futz with things, you have no idea which window has the focus. What text is a button and what isn’t. What you have to click once and what you have to click twice. And acres of white space with very low information density.
And it’s not even pretty…
It’s up there with the geniuses that decided that underlining hyperlinks was somehow too old-school…
(sigh)
Cheers,
Scott.
Jeffro
Um…Gary F’n Abernathy just threw out a column in WaPo supporting reparations.
I don’t trust that SOB as far as I can (virtually) throw him, but this is just weird. Supposedly it’s the ‘conservative’ thing to do??!??
Am I high? I’m high, aren’t I? I thought most of the weirdness was supposed to be over when 2021 rolled around…
Baud
Sen. Whitehouse in Chris Hayes was bullish on climate. Almost giddy. Very interesting.
geg6
@NotMax:
Saw one of those ads today on, of all places, MSNBC. It looks like a cheap late-night ad for a small personal injury law firm drumming up some sweet auto accident cash.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
whelp… at least from these tweets it looks like they didn’t kill or maim anyone or start a wildfire this time
add this to the long list of trends I will never understand. Both the “reveals” and the need for explosions.
WaterGirl
@Baud: I have never seen or read about anything Senator Whitehouse has said or done that hasn’t made me appreciate him.
John Kerry was very excited and confident in the press briefing with Jen Psaki today.
Baud
@WaterGirl:
He’s silently solid. I guess people don’t notice him because he isn’t a social media star.
WaterGirl
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I guess it’s time to pull it out again…
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
WaterGirl
@Baud: Well, he’s a star in my book.
Jeffro
@WaterGirl: Obama’s election ramped it steeply upward. trumpov’s full-on “I am your voice!” (so vote for me and I’ll let fly with every racist thought you’ve ever had) ramped it straight into the stratosphere.
JanieM
@Another Scott: I can’t quite tell if you think that link solves the problem. It doesn’t, in any case.
First I was going to say that I don’t have Office 365, so that solution won’t apply to me. (I’m cheap, and also I have so far resisted Microsoft’s heart’s desire of debiting my credit card every month. Which is what 365 is, right? A “subscription” rather than an an app I buy once and for all.)
I still have Office 2013. Whether those settings work differently from the way they do in 365 I don’t know, but 2013 does actually have the settings your link provided — and what they do is toggle whether there’s a scrollbar at all in the main panel (they don’t affect the search panel, I didn’t check the Review Changes panel). They do not affect the fact that if you move the mouse away from the open Word doc, the scrollbar disappears.
And yes, it’s not even pretty. I can’t remotely imagine what they thought the point was…..
JanieM
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yeah, I was taken aback that there were still blue and pink clothes for babies when I had my kids 35 years ago. Needless to say, my ideas about the human race have only gone downhill since then.
WaterGirl
@Jeffro: Yeah, you and Baud are both right. Ugh. If I have to downgrade my opinion of the average Republican any further, it’s gonna be underground.
Baud
@JanieM:
If I had a baby, I would dress it all in black.
NotMax
@Baud
Emo Baudling.
* shudder
Another Scott
@JanieM: You should be able to turn the scroll bars on permanently, at least in Office 2016 and 2019.
It looks like there are some work-arounds in Word 2013. SuperUser.com.
HTH.
Cheers,
Scott.
Steve in the ATL
@Baud: it’s never too early to prepare for life in Manhattan
JanieM
@Another Scott: Yeah, working in the draft window isn’t ideal, but I could make more use of it than I do. Thanks.
briber
@NotMax: Easy to change the diaper -> no pants!
Another Scott
Meanwhile, …
(via CharlesPPierce)
Cheers,
Scott.
NotMax
@briber
Q: Why do RWNJ’s babies reek?
A: The parents rebel against any kind of change.
(rimshot)
Regnad Kcin
@debbie: i think he meant to say Hono Erectus
Gvg
@Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): No, as I understand it, PR has different parties. They aren’t actually republicans or democrats. Until recently, it was hard to predict which way they would divide if they got representation. Now I think they would probably caucus against the republicans.
Dopey-o
Has any checked between Gym Jordan’s ears?