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Monday Morning Open Thread: Another Monday, Another Show

by Anne Laurie|  September 12, 20227:38 am| 111 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, United Kingdom

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.@HillaryClinton: "I wish now that people would come together behind President Biden, who is doing an amazing job trying to rebuild our manufacturing sector, trying to deal with climate change […] and all the other things […] that the vast majority of Americans approve of." pic.twitter.com/pYGnFnOXGC

— The Hill (@thehill) September 12, 2022


Republicans for the past 20-30 years: Overturn Roe v. Wade and ban all abortions!

Republicans after seeing their poll numbers drop when SCOTUS overturned Roe: Did I say ban all abortions? What I meant to say was… https://t.co/e0EpaWz3Oe

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) September 10, 2022

this is awesome, push for your school districts to offer it if you can https://t.co/Y6Ii9zwbQD

— bearded guy that yells at school board meetings (@CalmSporting) September 11, 2022

News of the state funeral:

President Biden has formally accepted an invitation to attend Queen Elizabeth’s funeral on Sept. 19, the White House says. First Lady Jill Biden will also attend.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) September 11, 2022

Somebody’s little Republican heart is breaking:

Latest news from WH official: unlike in past similar state funerals — such as for Nelson Mandela, where the president assembled a US delegation to attend — Buckingham Palace extended WH invitations only to President and First Lady Biden. (Tho other Americans might be invited)

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) September 11, 2022

Next question: Will Charles send an invitation to the Obamas? (His mum certainly would have, and I assume his protocol office would consider it mandatory. We’ll see!)

But I’d bet a whole box of store-bought cookies that the last Oval Office occupant won’t be invited — if there’s anything to the rumor that TFG was airlifted to DC last night for medical attention, it may be his handlers thought he’d had an infarction when no oversized, gold-inlaid card was personally delivered in advance of President Biden’s announcement.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac Thames has some details:

??SCOOP: Foreign heads of state and their spouses heading to London for the state funeral for Queen Elizabeth II have been asked to arrive in the U.K. on commercial flights and banned from using helicopters to get around.https://t.co/HsalMjw24t

— Cristina Gallardo (@gallardo_ortega) September 11, 2022

This sounds very much like something Charles would ask for, and also something that he does not really expect to happen. (Australia’s leader seems to have been the first to publicly point out the difficulties.) Old habits die hard, and he’s been failing to get people to agree to his climate goals for at least forty years.

He may be able to impose a bus ride, at least for the representatives of smaller, less powerful countries…

“Can you imagine Joe Biden on the bus?” one foreign ambassador based in London complained via WhatsApp message early Sunday.

— Cristina Gallardo (@gallardo_ortega) September 11, 2022


(No doubt being as thoughtful among the leaders as he’s famously been at humbler wakes for the last several decades. And it’s not as though President ‘Amtrak Joe’ Biden is a stranger to what might be deemed public transit. But the Secret Service are unlikely to agree to such exposure, IMO.)

As Britain mourns the death of its longest-serving monarch, frantic preparations are already underway in London for what is shaping up to be one of the century’s biggest diplomatic occasions.https://t.co/SRsTWvXRtI

— Cristina Gallardo (@gallardo_ortega) September 11, 2022


(Much) more here:

… Leaders including U.S. President Joe Biden, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen and New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern have already confirmed they will attend the funeral, which Buckingham Palace announced Saturday will be held on September 19, at 11 a.m. at Westminster Abbey.

The historic church, with capacity for 2,000 people, was the setting for Queen Elizabeth’s marriage to Prince Philip in 1947, and for all but two British coronations since 1066.

Also likely to attend the funeral are Japan’s Emperor Naruhito — who may travel alongside Empress Masako and Prime Minister Fumio Kishida — Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, and French President Emmanuel Macron, among many more…

The most notable — albeit unsurprising — absence will be that of Russian President Vladimir Putin, after the Kremlin said his attendance is not an option. In gossipy diplomatic circles, just as important as who’s coming is simply who is receiving an invitation, with embassy officials eager to discover whether Chinese President Xi Jinping will be offered the chance to attend…

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  1. 1.

    PST

    September 12, 2022 at 7:46 am

    Good morning.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 7:48 am

    I’m not going to predict how the election will turn out, but the right wing retreat from being proud about their abortion views is something to see. Abortion is murder, but that’s ok if it means winning elections, I guess.

    And good on Hillary for her on-point message.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 7:48 am

    @PST:

    Good morning.

  4. 4.

    AxelFoley

    September 12, 2022 at 7:49 am

    Secundus

     

    edit: BAH!

  5. 5.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 7:50 am

    Vice President Harris: "Listen, the president has been very clear that he intends to run again. And if he does, I will be running with him — proudly." @NBCNews

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 12, 2022

  6. 6.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    September 12, 2022 at 7:53 am

    Tapper is upset they didn’t invite Dump.

    The difference is Mandela’s service was held in a 95,000 seat stadium.

  7. 7.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 7:55 am

    Good Morning, Everyone😊😊😊

  8. 8.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 7:56 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  9. 9.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 12, 2022 at 7:56 am

    My mom died at the beginning of the month (no need for condolences, she would have been 96 next month and was deep into dementia, it’s a blessing really), and we’d already scheduled her burial for the 19th at 11am before QE2 died.  Mom was a serious Anglophile, and would have gotten a kick out of that, back when she was still in possession of her faculties.

    Of course, since we’re 5 time zones west of London, she and the late Queen aren’t actually having their respective services at the same time, but my sisters and I are still amused by it.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 7:57 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Trump wasn’t going to be invited no matter how large the arena.

  11. 11.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 7:57 am

    I have spent the last day and a half 😪😪😪, watching these videos.

     

    This thread😪😪😪😪

     

    Lai💔 (@normanination4) tweeted at 5:31 PM on Sun, Sep 11, 2022:
    As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.
    (https://twitter.com/normanination4/status/1569091173305974785?s=02)

  12. 12.

    la caterina

    September 12, 2022 at 7:57 am

    @rikyrah: Good Morning, rikyrah!

  13. 13.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    I reject your plea and give you condolences anyway.

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @AxelFoley:

    Morning Axel🤗

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @Baud:

    Morning Baud🤗

  16. 16.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @la caterina:

    Morning la caterina🤗

  17. 17.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:01 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    No, I think we should say it was a snub and spend the day talking about what it means.

    Just shamelessly : “Donald Trump was left off the list? Wow. That’s humiliating.”

  18. 18.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 8:01 am

    @Baud:

    Hillary has always been on message.

    And, yes, phucking ridiculous😠 watching these GOPers scrub their websites on Abortion…. Like folks don’t have screenshots. And video of you talking about how much you wanted Roe overturned.😠😠

  19. 19.

    brantl

    September 12, 2022 at 8:01 am

    I’m sure Joe would happily ride the bus, if th SS would allow it, which they most definitely won’t.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:01 am

    @rikyrah:

    You have an extra abundance of morning cheer today.

  21. 21.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:02 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    No, I think we should say it was a snub and spend the day talking about what it means.

    Just shamelessly : “Donald Trump was left off the list? Wow. That’s humiliating.”

  22. 22.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:03 am

    sorry for 2x :)

  23. 23.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:03 am

    @Kay:

    I just assumed that was your way of spending the day talking about it.

  24. 24.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:04 am

    Perhaps if Joe Biden asked King Charles to give a speech on protecting American democracy, the networks would carry it.

    — Schooley (@Rschooley) September 11, 2022

  25. 25.

    Amir Khalid

    September 12, 2022 at 8:05 am

    Seeing the world’s leaders scrambling for invitations to the Queen’s funeral might not sit too well with schrodingers_cat.

    ETA: But the Queen was one of Britain’s longest-serving, best, and most consequential ambassadors.

  26. 26.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    September 12, 2022 at 8:07 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: ​
     * Mandela’s funeral service led to one of Pete Souza’s greatest photos (link) which led to a scandal of Tan Suit – Mustard on Cheeseburger proportions

    The media’s grievances have been stated strongly, with AP Vice President and Director of Photography Santiago Lyon calling White House provided pictures “visual press releases” that amount to little more than “propaganda.”

    Can you imagine: a dazzling photo by an incredible photographer led to this kind of jealousy, as well as bitching and moaning.

  27. 27.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:07 am

    @Baud:

    “Do you think it’s fair that Jill Biden was invited but Melania was snubbed?”

    Come on- it’s an ultra exclusive party and that’s all it is.

  28. 28.

    Anoniminous

    September 12, 2022 at 8:08 am

    Don’t know what to make of this.

    Russian units near Kherson negotiating surrender, Ukraine says

    “(They) are attempting to negotiate conditions of laying down arms, under the norms of international humanitarian law,” said Humeniuk.

    File under ‘Rumor Hath It’ until confirmed.

  29. 29.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:08 am

    Access Sally has something to sell:

    I see that today will be another day where this is sadly relevant https://t.co/vNy6akDxm9

    — Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 12, 2022

  30. 30.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    September 12, 2022 at 8:10 am

    @brantl: ​
      to be sure, if they had AMTRK in London, Joe would be the first on board.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:11 am

    @Kay:

    I Was Invited Wasn’t Trump should be made into a Twitter hashtag.

  32. 32.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:11 am

    Follow the money if you want to know why Ari Fleischer is “exhausted”

    absolutely incredible pic.twitter.com/PzhhVImrLd

    — CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman) September 11, 2022

  33. 33.

    Betty Cracker

    September 12, 2022 at 8:11 am

    @Kay: Yes! I heard TFG released a treacly paean to his deep and abiding friendship with the Queen on his knock-off Twitter. The cokehead son’s grotesque girlfriend tweeted condolences to her “friend” Charles III, who, whatever his faults, could probably be counted on to recoil from the presumption from such a ghastly person if he had any idea who she was, which he probably does not…

  34. 34.

    sab

    September 12, 2022 at 8:14 am

    @lowtechcyclist: My dad is 98 and deep in dementia. I think your reaction is rather sweet.

  35. 35.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:15 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    They all worship the Queen on the Right.

    Too, Betty, I don’t care what anyone says – if they had wanted to invite the Trumps they could have.

    It’s a snub.

  36. 36.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:15 am

    pic.twitter.com/su4qLrwzFQ

    — Xeni (@xeni) September 11, 2022

  37. 37.

    MattF

    September 12, 2022 at 8:18 am

    @Kay: ‘That’s humiliating!’. And I’’m for it.

  38. 38.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    September 12, 2022 at 8:18 am

    @Betty Cracker: ​  Did you see her dancing this weekend, like a coked up D-list stripper (link).​
     

    Only the best people

  39. 39.

    Spanky

    September 12, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Joe: “C’mon, everybody! ‘The wheels on the bus go round and round …'”.

    Any word on whether Modi was invited and whether he accepted?

  40. 40.

    TS

    September 12, 2022 at 8:22 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Tapper is upset they didn’t invite Dump.

    A very large % of the people of the world would be upset if he was invited. Theresa May should hang her head in shame for making the Queen meet with him.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:22 am

    @Spanky:

    I’d be shocked if he wasn’t invited.

  42. 42.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:23 am

    36 or so hours past Pfizer bivalent booster and flu shot double whammy. Slept a bunch over weekend, had a sore injection site for a day. No big deal. Had big reactions to the earlier COVID shots, expected worse. Highly recommend getting your shots while both are in stock! Do it!

    — Xeni (@xeni) September 11, 2022

    I got the updated covid booster and flu shot last Friday.

    Funny story: an old dude tried to cut ahead of me in line.

    I showed up 15 minutes before my appointment, filled out the paperwork, answered all the questions I’d already answered online when I made the appointment. Then I sat down to wait.

    The old dude shows up about ten minutes later, does the same thing. Four people ahead of me, waiting for their boosters.

    Finally, my name is called. I get up, wave to the nurse and I approach the vaccination room. The old dude jumps up and tries to walk into the room. Nurse says “Germy* is next up” and the old dude says “I don’t know where he is” while he tries to get past her.

    I walk around the old dude to get into the tiny vaccination room. The woman was pissed. She said “I’ve seen a lot of bad behavior, but that one really made me mad.”

     

    *balloon-juice nym substituted for my real name for the purposes of this anecdote.

  43. 43.

    Spanky

    September 12, 2022 at 8:24 am

    @Baud: Right. Just might be awkward  what with all the moves to fascism and all.

  44. 44.

    eclare

    September 12, 2022 at 8:24 am

    @germy shoemangler:   Disgusting.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:29 am

    @germy shoemangler:

    I’m disappointed germy shoemangler isn’t your real name.

  46. 46.

    Jeffro

    September 12, 2022 at 8:34 am

    @germy shoemangler: WIN

  47. 47.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:35 am

    Amanda Marcotte
    @AmandaMarcotte
    ·1h
    The NYT story of Hasidic schools is really a portend of what Republicans want for the entire country: To replace genuine education with religious instruction that keeps children from growing into adults capable of independent thought.

    I like Amanda Marcotte but it is more than a “portend”. It’s here. They’ve lifted almost all regulation and oversight of “voucher schools” in Ohio and they are ALL religious schools. Fly by night junk – they opened one here two years prior to covid and then it closed over a weekend- just gone. The public schools of course had to then accomodate 108 new students immediately.
    I toured a commericial property my client was going to buy – a real dump- my client wanted it for utilities access behind it. During the tour I found out if had been a charter school for children with autism. Just horrifying – ceiling tiles hanging, water damage all over, this fire trap configuration of a hallway.
    They need to speak to experts on public schools, who have been following this for a decade.

  48. 48.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 12, 2022 at 8:38 am

    @germy shoemangler: I was in a hurry, ok? And it would have cost you only a few minutes. Also I thought they called my name.

    Seriously I can’t figure out what was the point in trying to jump such a short line. How much of his life has he lost if he waits his turn?

    We get jabbed this afternoon. And are meeting people for dinner 24 hrs later. Here’s hoping for an uneventful reaction, if any.

  49. 49.

    zhena gogolia

    September 12, 2022 at 8:40 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: He’s such a great journalist that he held a whole panel discussion about who would be in the US “delegation” before determining that there would be a delegation.

  50. 50.

    Geminid

    September 12, 2022 at 8:41 am

    Biden Blitzes Beantown!

    This morning President Biden will fly to Boston and arrive at Logan Airport 11:20am. At 12:45pm he’ll deliver remarks on the Infrastructure Bill. The bill included money for capital investment in mass transit and airports, and Logan will get its share.

    Then at 4pm, the President will speak at the JFK Library about the “Cancer Moonshot” initiative. He will also sign an executive order today intended to enhance coordination of cancer research.

    At 6pm Biden will attend a DNC reception. He’s due back at the White House at 9:05pm.

    And don’t forget the Motor City! On Wednesday Joe Biden will speak about electric cars at the Detroit Auto Show.

    From Politico Playbook.

  51. 51.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:41 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    I was wondering if he had some early stage dementia or something.  His behavior while waiting had been… odd.

    He walked into the Employees Only pharmacy area.  That’s something I’ve never seen a customer do.  It’s against every rule. They had to shoo him out.  Then he got up and walked a close circle around someone else who was standing while waiting.

    I sort of noticed him before the actual incident.  A strange old dude.

  52. 52.

    oldgold

    September 12, 2022 at 8:42 am

    The Short-Fingered Vulgarian was. disqualified from any consideration of an invite to the Queen’s funeral by this gross social faux pas. Trumpelthinskin was photographed arriving at DC’s Dulles Airport last night, 6 days after Labor Day, wearing white shoes!

  53. 53.

    Betty Cracker

    September 12, 2022 at 8:44 am

    From The Daily Beast:

    The Times of London reported: “Questions have been asked in the US over whether Donald Trump will be invited but British sources have scotched the idea that he could accompany the US delegation and said there would not be space for Biden’s predecessors…”

    Trump was seen by some as making a clear pitch to get an invite when he wrote on Truth Social that meeting the queen was, “the most extraordinary honor of my life.”

    Lumpy must be fuming! Maybe he’ll fly to his dump in Scotland and do a fake memorial service.

  54. 54.

    Amir Khalid

    September 12, 2022 at 8:45 am

    A quick update or two on my former neighbour Najib Razak: he has been trying out a new delaying tactic with his current 1MBD-related trial: claiming hypertension and some kind of “stomach illness” that requires hospital treatment. Sounds like the kind of excuse I used to make as a kid when I didn’t want to go to school.

    The Sultan of Selangor has had it proclaimed that Najib and his wife Rosmah are to stripped of the titles (Datuk Seri and Datin Seri, respectively) awarded them by that state. Along with the Sultan’s admonition that a royal pardon should only be granted in accordance with the law, this is a hint that the Malay Rulers are not inclined to approve of a pardon.

  55. 55.

    Ken

    September 12, 2022 at 8:46 am

    for all but two British coronations since 1066.

    Google says Edward V and Edward VIII, for those who (like me) suffer terribly when presented with trivia like this.

    Edward V was deposed by Richard III, and possibly murdered. Edward VIII abdicated when it became clear he couldn’t wed Wallis Simpson. So neither had a coronation ceremony.

  56. 56.

    JPL

    September 12, 2022 at 8:47 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:  What the hell was Gavin Newsom on when he married her?

  57. 57.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 8:48 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Ha! I knew it. Desperate to go, won’t be invited.

  58. 58.

    Soprano2

    September 12, 2022 at 8:48 am

    @Kay: Republicans keep trying to expand charters in MO, but so far they are still only allowed in St. Louis and Kansas City. My understanding is that some of the not-for-profit charters can be pretty good, that it’s the for-profit ones that are usually the nightmares. If they had stuck to only allowing not-for-profit they might have been good, but of course Republicans couldn’t resist allowing their donors to get more of the government’s money while providing little or no actual services to children.

  59. 59.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:49 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    A quick update or two on my former neighbour Najib Razak: he has been trying out a new delaying tactic with his current 1MBD-related trial: claiming hypertension and some kind of “stomach illness” that requires hospital treatment.

    Amateur.  He needs to file a motion for a special master.

  60. 60.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 8:50 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    British sources have scotched the idea that he could accompany the US delegation and said there would not be space for Biden’s predecessors…”

    The only thing better would be if the Obamas were invited as the Queen’s personal friends, rather than Biden’s predecessors.

  61. 61.

    Soprano2

    September 12, 2022 at 8:54 am

    My college choirs sang in Westminster Abbey, twice, right up there by the altar. It was an amazing experience, the sound in there is sublime (although St. Paul’s Cathedral was actually cooler, we sang right underneath the dome). We got to assemble in a room called the Jerusalem Chamber, which is not open to the public, and we got a tour of the place. When hubby & I went to England in 2006 we toured it, and I discovered that they have no public bathrooms (at least they didn’t then!). When I asked where the toilets were, the worker pointed across the street! I’m imagining many port-a-potties lined up somewhere for the funeral guests. LOL

  62. 62.

    prostratedragon

    September 12, 2022 at 8:54 am

    @Kay:  SAY IT LOUD!!

    Oh sorry, wrong thread.

  63. 63.

    germy shoemangler

    September 12, 2022 at 8:57 am

    @JPL:

    testosterone.

  64. 64.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 12, 2022 at 9:04 am

    @Kay: You doubters just wait till he shows us the actual Certificate of Secret Knighthood he got, written and signed by the Queen in sharpie.

    And his funeral invitation, also written and signed by the Queen in sharpie.

  65. 65.

    Ken

    September 12, 2022 at 9:07 am

    I have to agree with Southpaw: “You should not under any circumstances solicit the public to name a mission to Uranus.”

    Especially, as the replies note, an orbiter and probe mission.

  66. 66.

    kalakal

    September 12, 2022 at 9:07 am

    @Spanky: I’d be astonished if he wasn’t

    He’s already given a strong hint he’d go, reminiscing about how much he liked her when they met and how she showed him the wedding present she got from Gandhi

  67. 67.

    jonas

    September 12, 2022 at 9:08 am

    @brantl: ​
      I’m sure saying everyone has to ride together on a bus was one surefire way of making sure Trump didn’t ask for an invite.

  68. 68.

    jonas

    September 12, 2022 at 9:15 am

    @Geminid: Funny, they forgot to work in 4-6 hours of “executive time” for him to sit in the WH residence watching cable news and shitposting.

  69. 69.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 12, 2022 at 9:16 am

    @PST: did you pay rikyrah a royalty for this post?

  70. 70.

    RandomMonster

    September 12, 2022 at 9:17 am

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe he’ll fly to his dump in Scotland and do a fake memorial service.

    ”I have offered to bury Her Majesty on first hole green of my beautiful Scottish resort, which she told me was her favorite resort in the whole world.”

  71. 71.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 12, 2022 at 9:18 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Lumpy must be fuming!

    It’s not like he liked the Queen or showed any signs he was enjoying the visit last time, but it’s a huge, public “I’m still president!” thing.

    The jackass still just calls himself 45th president rather than ‘former’ and puts the Presidential Seal on his correspondence.  It’s sad.  It’s just sad.  What a pathetic, insecure little man.

  72. 72.

    kalakal

    September 12, 2022 at 9:19 am

    I can’t even begin to imagine what the security is going to be like. Many years ago I was working in Huddersfield when Her Maj paid a visit.

    As well as lots of ordinary police there was a lot of people so heavily armed they’d have given a panzer division pause for thought but the really fun bit was how the place was flooded with BT ( British Telecom) vans and all the extremely fit and tough looking men in their 20s wandering around in BT repair person overalls with large tool bags. I resolved there and then never to dispute my phone bill. if that’s what BT’s repair people looked like I’d hate to meet their debt collectors.

  73. 73.

    gvg

    September 12, 2022 at 9:25 am

    @brantl: I wouldn’t like it either. As a citizen, I don’t want my President killed. I wouldn’t even like it if Trump or Bush were because of the chances of that making a martyr of them or whitewashing their reputations. I am sorry about the carbon footprint, but we will cut back more in some other place.

  74. 74.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 12, 2022 at 9:28 am

    My guess is TFG is testifying before a grand jury today, and he showed his scorn for the proceedings by golfing until the last minute and wearing his golf shoes on the plane.

  75. 75.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 12, 2022 at 9:29 am

    @germy shoemangler: My daughter and I got flu shots and bivalent COVID boosters at 10 PM last night–probably should have waited another day to get a more convenient time slot, but I wanted to get it over with. The CVS was deserted at that time of night so there wasn’t any wait for the shots. I woke up feeling a little kicked in the head this morning and my shoulders are sore, but my daughter apparently got up and got to school without significant issues.

  76. 76.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 12, 2022 at 9:34 am

    @Matt McIrvin: We got our bivalent shots Saturday. Do you know how long it takes before the vaccine is fully effective? A week maybe?

  77. 77.

    PST

    September 12, 2022 at 9:42 am

    @Steve in the ATL: No, but I should have. I was up early in a kind of stupor when the post came up, and after no one had commented for five minutes or so, I did, even though I had nothing to say. Much like I have nothing to say now, except it sure is cold in Chicago today. I realize that I lost so much weight over the summer that I no longer have long pants that fit.

  78. 78.

    zhena gogolia

    September 12, 2022 at 9:44 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I think it’s two weeks.

    We got ours (Pfizer) on Sat morning. We’ve been tired and sore all weekend, but feel much better today.

  79. 79.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 9:49 am

    Trump’s opposition to DOJ’s stay request.

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    September 12, 2022 at 9:50 am

    I wonder if Putin’s announcement is along the lines of “you can’t fire me, I quit”.  A preemptive move to avoid the possibility that he would not be invited.

    Not clicking on Politico because of the new ownership.

  81. 81.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 12, 2022 at 9:52 am

    Joke out of Ukraine this morning: Putin has announced that while he will not be attending Queen Elizabeth’s funeral, he plans to meet with her in person shortly.

  82. 82.

    artem1s

    September 12, 2022 at 9:55 am

    The Bush Crime family already set precedent for excluding TFG from a high profile funeral where current and former POTUS typically get invited when they told the SITTING POTUS not to show up for one their family funerals (Barb I think but might have been Poppy). After Jan 6 no security detail in their right mind would want that potential for violence to become a thing at a state funeral. And he’s not getting invited to a lot of international state functions now that the DOJ found Top Secret docs at MAL.I don’t recall if Nixon was equally shunned after he resigned. But at least he wouldn’t have been excluded for security reasons. Sheesh.​

  83. 83.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 12, 2022 at 9:56 am

    @Baud: ​
    Is this real? IANAL, but this doesn’t read like any legal document I’ve read before.

    EDIT – @Gin & Tonic:

    Oh, shit, that’s cold and I love it.

  84. 84.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 9:57 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Yes.

  85. 85.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 12, 2022 at 9:57 am

    @zhena gogolia: My impression from some of the earlier rounds of boosters was that the antibody buildup from a booster happens much more rapidly than with the initial shots, because your immune system is already primed to respond to those protein spikes. Maybe within a couple of days.

    The fact that this one is bivalent with a new spike recipe in there might complicate things; I’m not sure.

  86. 86.

    cain

    September 12, 2022 at 10:03 am

    @Kay: I suspect that the Royals were not amused by Jake Tapper’s suggestion and took steps. :-)

  87. 87.

    zhena gogolia

    September 12, 2022 at 10:10 am

    @cain: I don’t know, I saw somebody authoritative say that they wouldn’t be inviting delegations because there isn’t room for it.

  88. 88.

    James E Powell

    September 12, 2022 at 10:18 am

    Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised by this, but thirty years after I first heard of them, it turns out I like & admire Hillary Clinton much more than Bill Clinton

    And the “Who would you rather have dinner with?” is not even close.

  89. 89.

    Betty Cracker

    September 12, 2022 at 10:25 am

    @Gin & Tonic: This meme is making the rounds on Twitter:

    Not Kremlin, but Crimea, guys – for now . pic.twitter.com/RZx2vSmoSr

    — Grainis ltd. Hydrogen Bulgaria (@o_hydrogen) September 11, 2022

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 12, 2022 at 10:28 am

    @Baud: ​
      Good god. Well, they did the best they could with what they had. There are an awful lot of assumptions posing as logical conclusions and the less said about eliding over relevant facts the better.

  91. 91.

    Kay

    September 12, 2022 at 10:29 am

    You guys- I did it:

    Queen’s funeral: Invitations for leaders and a snub for Donald Trump

  92. 92.

    Betty Cracker

    September 12, 2022 at 10:34 am

    @Kay: Woohooooo! :)

  93. 93.

    AxelFoley

    September 12, 2022 at 10:38 am

    @rikyrah:

    Morning, Lady. 😊

  94. 94.

    Baud

    September 12, 2022 at 10:39 am

    @James E Powell:

    Agreed.  But I give Bill some props for staying in the background and giving Hillary a chance to shine, as she has.  He obviously has not been a good husband to her, but a lot of arrogant men would not have been able to emotionally handle seeing their SO steal the spotlight like that.

  95. 95.

    MisterForkbeard

    September 12, 2022 at 10:40 am

    @Baud: That’s why they won’t do it, I’m afraid. Indications are that the Queen really liked Barack, but inviting him and not Trump would be a huge insult* to Trump and a diplomatic problem if Trump assumes the presidency again.

    *For most people, this would just be an acknowledgement that Obama was a little closer than they are. Trump would see it as purposeful disrespect, and he would take it out on England.

  96. 96.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 12, 2022 at 10:50 am

    @Baud: He’s really going with your so-called “classified documents” is my preciousss and we wantsss them back?

    I hate that we have to worry about the court agreeing with him.

  97. 97.

    Ruckus

    September 12, 2022 at 10:54 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Understand about your mom, my dad passed 21 yrs ago after about 15 yrs with Alzheimers. Had my arm around him when he went, and as much as almost no one wants to lose their parents, I have to say that dad suffered a lot, dementia is not a fun way to go, but in a way I was and still am glad his suffering was over.

  98. 98.

    Miss Bianca

    September 12, 2022 at 10:57 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    @Baud:

    What Baud said.

  99. 99.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 12, 2022 at 11:01 am

    @James E Powell: Oh hell yes. Hillary Clinton is morally and politically a better person than Bill, certainly funnier.

  100. 100.

    J R in WV

    September 12, 2022 at 11:10 am

    100?

     

    Trump is DC in his “golf clothes” — what could be going on there? Arrested this morning? Going to pray for QE II at the DC cathedral? Planning a diplomatic trip to Moscow?

    ETA: A little luck, fast typing, boom, a centennial post!!! Whoot!!   ;~)

  101. 101.

    Ruckus

    September 12, 2022 at 11:11 am

    @Kay:

    Any odds that the queen changed her will that SFB was not to be allowed in the country on the day of the funeral, or left an order that he was not to be within a thousand miles of her casket. Ever?

  102. 102.

    Soprano2

    September 12, 2022 at 11:43 am

    @Ruckus: Went through the same thing with my grandfather on my mother’s side. It was a blessing when he died. You mourn along the way as you lose the person you knew.

  103. 103.

    rikyrah

    September 12, 2022 at 11:55 am

    @Soprano2:

    the Charter School scam has hit a brick wall.

    they have saturated the easy pickings – Urban areas. And now, they have an actual RECORD, which means that they can be voted up or down based upon their own performance.

     

    the growth areas left are those SUBURBAN areas where PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY MOVED TO BECAUSE THEY WERE WILLING TO PAY THEIR TAXES FOR GOOD PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

     

    You can’t come in and con people who pay their taxes SPECIFICALLY FOR THE SCHOOL DISTRICT….

  104. 104.

    Paul in KY

    September 12, 2022 at 11:59 am

    @lowtechcyclist: My mom turned 96 back in January. She was born in Warrington & got a kick out of outliving QE II.  She was raised poor & isn’t much of a royalist at all.

    She is beginning to fade herself.

  105. 105.

    different-church-lady

    September 12, 2022 at 12:00 pm

    @Kay: I still want Biden to bring all the ex-presidents and first ladies so they can all snub Trump at a funeral again.

  106. 106.

    Paul in KY

    September 12, 2022 at 12:11 pm

    @Ken: Edward V was surely murdered by Richard III, who had complete control of him & his brother.

    His guilty silence on all things Edward V after that damns him.

  107. 107.

    VOR

    September 12, 2022 at 12:21 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Look, I think people need to stop pre-emptively cringing about TFG’s responses. He’s going to attack anyway, it’s just who he is.

    There is a significant size problem. The facility seats 2000 people. There are probably >100 countries who will send someone. Per Wikipedia, there are 650 members of the House of Commons and 756 members of the House of Lords. That’s 1406 people right there, not counting spouses, assistants, or security.

    We currently have 5 living ex-Presidents (Carter, Clinton, Bush, Obama, TFG) plus a sitting President. IMHO, the US is unlikely to get 12 seats for Presidents/ex-Presidents.

    So yeah, my bet is the official delegation is just Joe and Jill. It is possible Barack and Michelle are invited as personal guests, but none of the other ex-Presidents. TFG will pitch a giant hissy fit and throw his cheeseburger at the wall.

  108. 108.

    VOR

    September 12, 2022 at 12:27 pm

    @rikyrah: I personally vote to raise my taxes on every proposed school levy. I think every dollar spent on education is $10 saved on police and prisons.

    But IMHO you are dreaming if you think suburban people in general are in favor of spending more on education. All the older Fox News watchers no longer have children in the school system so they don’t see the point in paying taxes to educate other people’s kids. And they are convinced there is massive corruption and wasteful spending.

  109. 109.

    J R in WV

    September 12, 2022 at 12:29 pm

    So I watched the shaky video of Trump arrivingb at Dulles on his tiny private jet. I wonder if he has in hand a subpoena to meet with a Grand Jury in DC this week? A serious proposal for the quick flight to DC yesterday.

    No need to confer with lawyers, as he intends to 5th Amendment everything including his name and address, assuming he can remember an address… what a clownish goon!

  110. 110.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 12, 2022 at 12:37 pm

    @VOR: I was just watching a therapist on YouTube talking about how narcissists ruin special occasions and are impossible on their own birthdays due to their need to be the center of attention and dump on other people. She emphasizes that it’s impossible to make this not happen by appeasing them. You live with it or you cut them out.

  111. 111.

    sukabi

    September 12, 2022 at 1:25 pm

    if it hasn’t already been said…bussing foreign heads of state to the Queen’s funeral will be a security NIGHTMARE. and a provide a tempting target….

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