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You are here: Home / Sports / World Cup Third Place Play-Off Open Thread: Croatia vs Morocco

World Cup Third Place Play-Off Open Thread: Croatia vs Morocco

by Anne Laurie|  December 17, 20229:45 am| 22 Comments

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Today’s World Cup Third Place Fixture

Croatia 🇭🇷 vs Morocco 🇲🇦

Pick your winner.

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— Olawale Ayeni 🇳🇬🇬🇧 (@VjWale) December 17, 2022

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  1. 1.

    JML

    December 17, 2022 at 9:49 am

    I find 3rd place games to be weird. Think this might mean more to Morocco than to Croatia, but you never can really tell.

  2. 2.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    December 17, 2022 at 9:57 am

    @JML: I always think of it as the bronze medal game. Kind of like the Olympics, in a way, complete with corruption.

  3. 3.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 17, 2022 at 10:06 am

    Morocco was the first country to recognize the independence of the US.

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 17, 2022 at 10:09 am

    Well, this could be a wild one.

  5. 5.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 10:10 am

    exciting so far!

  6. 6.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 10:15 am

    Just got up and turned it on, already 1-1 in the 14th minute! Not bad :)

  7. 7.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 10:42 am

    Booooooo

  8. 8.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 10:44 am

    GOAL! Croatia 2-1 Morocco (Orsic 42).

  9. 9.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 11:20 am

    Telemundo announcer described the Croatian player leaving the pitch as looking “disconsolate.”

  10. 10.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 11:30 am

    could it be said that the striker Vlasic was … in a pickle?

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 11:42 am

    @phdesmond: LOL, I think of that every time I see his name

  12. 12.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 11:54 am

    Aaagggg could’ve had an equalizer there

  13. 13.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 11:55 am

    @Alison Rose:

    when the Telemundo announcer calls  Croatia “el conjunto balcanico” i can’t help hearing “the volcanic team.”

  14. 14.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 11:55 am

    Well, I’m bummed, I really wanted Morocco to get this. BUT–they finished better than 28 teams, so that is still something to be very proud of.

  15. 15.

    Geminid

    December 17, 2022 at 12:04 pm

    @Alison Rose: I bet the Moroccans will be real heros back home. They represented their country well.

    Morrocco is an interesting country. It may be the most modern of all Arab countries. They are working on a high speed rail line as well as developing huge photovoltaic arrays that will export electricity to Europe.

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    December 17, 2022 at 12:06 pm

    @Geminid: Yeah, I’m sure everyone in the country is incredibly proud of them!

  17. 17.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    December 17, 2022 at 12:25 pm

    @phdesmond: Could be worse. When South Korea was still in the tournament, Greek commentators always referred to “Notia Korea”.

    “Notia” («νότια») means “south”, not “north”, in Greek. (“North” is “voreia” in Greek.)

  18. 18.

    phdesmond

    December 17, 2022 at 12:29 pm

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR:

    familiarity with a language leads to love of that language.

  19. 19.

    James E Powell

    December 17, 2022 at 12:30 pm

    Back in the ancient times before the Super Bowl, there was a game like this in the NFL called the Playoff Bowl. Vince Lombardi called it a losers’ game; he coached it a couple times.

  20. 20.

    PAM Dirac

    December 17, 2022 at 12:49 pm

    @James E Powell: I actually went to one of those games at the Orange Bowl in Miami in the 60s. It was the year Tom Matte had to play QB for the Colts because of all the injuries. It wasn’t memorable except for that trivial fact.

  21. 21.

    Msb

    December 17, 2022 at 2:44 pm

    Aww, I was rooting for Morocco, too. They did great, though.

  22. 22.

    sab

    December 17, 2022 at 3:10 pm

    @Msb: My husband is pissed. His ex married a Croatian American.

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