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Foreign Sports Affairs Open Thread: “Not Possible”

by Anne Laurie|  March 12, 20264:23 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Sports, Trumpery, War, World Cup

Iran was expected to take part in the World Cup that will be held across North America, but the country's sports and youth minister told state television that his country’s soccer team players are not safe in the U.S., according to a video of the interview posted.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM



Trump take World Cup:

… Iran was expected to take part in the World Cup that will be held across North America in June, but Iranian Sports and Youth Minister Ahmad Donyamali told state television that his country’s soccer team players are not safe in the U.S., according to a video of the interview posted Tuesday.

“Due to the wicked acts they have done against Iran — they have imposed two wars on us over just eight or nine months and have killed and martyred thousands of our people — definitely it’s not possible for us to take part in the World Cup,” he said.

Iran is scheduled to play in Inglewood, California, against New Zealand on June 15 and Belgium on June 21 before finishing group play against Egypt in Seattle on June 26. The U.S. is hosting the tournament with Canada and Mexico from June 11 to July 19…

 
Mary Geddry, at her Substack — “The World Cup, the Border, and the Performance of Grace”:

There is no role Donald Trump enjoys more than the one where he wrecks the furniture, strolls back into the room with a solemn expression, and expects praise for not smashing the lamp on his second pass. He has built an entire political career on this particular form of self-flattering absurdity. First he creates the ugliness, then he moderates it slightly, then he waits for the standing ovation that is supposedly owed to a man of such tremendous restraint. It is the logic of the mob boss who wants a thank-you card because he only broke one kneecap. It is also, in miniature, exactly what played out in the bizarre little drama over Iran and the 2026 World Cup.

The sequence is what makes it funny, because the sequence is always what makes Trump ridiculous. On March 3, when asked whether Iran should be allowed to play in a World Cup co-hosted by the United States, Mexico, and Canada, Trump offered the sort of response one imagines from a casino owner who has just been informed that diplomacy exists. He said he “really didn’t care.” Not exactly the language of a gracious statesman preparing to welcome the world. Not even the language of a man pretending to care about the grandeur of international sport. It was petulant, bored, and casually imperial, which is to say it was perfectly on brand.

Then came the pivot, because with Trump there is always a pivot from brute force to theatrical benevolence whenever he senses that benevolence might photograph better. A week later, FIFA president Gianni Infantino emerged from a meeting with him carrying the reassuring message that Iran was, “of course,” welcome to come compete in the United States. “Of course” is such a marvelous phrase in this context because it comes wrapped in fake inevitability and counterfeit grace. It makes the whole thing sound civilized, as if nobody had been threatened, excluded, bombed, banned, or turned into a geopolitical prop five minutes earlier. “Of course” is what one says when one wants credit for generosity while frantically hoping nobody notices the velvet rope, the armed guards, and the guest list composed by people who confuse domination with order.

It was a perfect Trumpian tableau. First the shrug, then the soft-focus magnanimity, then the implied request for admiration. Look at the great man, rising above petty conflict for the love of the beautiful game. Look at him setting aside animosity so that football may unite humanity. Look at him behaving, for one brief and miraculous second, like a functioning host of a global event rather than a nightclub owner deciding which faces belong past the cordon. It was the kind of scene that only works if everybody agrees to participate in the fiction. Iran, gloriously, did not.

The next day, Iran’s sports minister said participation in the World Cup was “not possible.” Not “awkward,” not “under discussion,” not something to be evaluated by committee after a productive round of consultations. Simply, “not possible.” The bluntness of the response was what gave it its comic timing. Trump and Infantino had barely finished arranging the lighting for the magnanimity photo op before Iranian officials came in and kicked over the set. It was, in essence, a rejection not just of the invitation but of the story Trump was trying to tell about the invitation. He was prepared to cast himself as the large-souled host, dispensing grace to a nation in crisis. Iran’s answer was that it had no interest in playing grateful guest in his vanity pageant.

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And honestly, who could blame them. The alleged generosity on offer was fraudulent from the start. The United States had not suddenly become some radiant temple of open borders and cosmopolitan fellowship. Under Trump’s travel restrictions, athletes and official team delegations could receive an exception tied to major sporting events, while ordinary nationals from Iran still faced broad restrictions on entering the country. In other words, the arrangement was never “you are welcome.” It was “your team may come provide content, spectacle, and valuable television inventory, but your people can remain a problem.” That is not magnanimity, that is event logistics dressed up as moral elegance…

 
Will Leitch, last week, at NYMag — “The Olympic Hockey Mess Was a Preview of Trump’s World Cup”:

… In three months, the World Cup — the biggest sporting event in the world, bigger than the Olympics, really — will take place across the United States (and parts of Canada and Mexico). And in two years, the Summer Olympics will take place in Los Angeles. There is zero question that Trump will put himself at the dead center of every aspect of both events, not just because that’s what he does but because they are happening in his backyard. That FIFA Peace Prize madness was merely the beginning…

This will be the Trump World Cup.

If we’ve learned anything from the first year-plus of Trump 2.0, it’s that he considers anything involving the United States to be his: something he owns and controls, an extension of himself. Every time he sees a flag, or an American athlete, or, like, a truck, he is going to make sure everyone who sees it thinks of him — and thinks he is in charge of it. The World Cup will be a vivid, overwhelming manifestation of this, with nearly every citizen on the planet, from every country and continent, at full attention. Trump does not care about soccer any more than he cares about hockey — no way could he name one single hockey player, men’s or women’s, other than Wayne Gretzky, and he surely knows even fewer soccer players — but every game played at every venue this summer will assuredly have his stamp on it. (It is widely assumed, thanks to his relationship with FIFA head Gianni Infantino, that Trump will deliver a message before the World Cup, one that may even be played before every game.) That Trump tarnished an all-time USA hockey win is irrelevant to him; all that matters is that he was center stage. He’ll make sure he continues to be.

It’s increasingly likely at least one team won’t show up.
As I’ve written before, this warmongering, global-bully version of the United States will become increasingly isolated on the global sports stage. This is not such a big deal at the Winter Olympics; there are very few Latin American or Middle Eastern countries that really compete much in the snow. But it’s going to be a huge problem at the World Cup. ICE has already promised a heavy presence at the event, to the point that many Latin American fan groups have made it clear they won’t be attending. But this extends to the athletes themselves. At the World Baseball Classic, which began this week, eight people involved with the Cuban team, including its pitching coach, were denied visas by the State Department. That will absolutely happen again this summer with countries like Colombia, Ecuador, Mexico, and Paraguay in the mix. There are in fact four countries competing — Iran, Ivory Coast, Haiti, and Senegal — that are part of Trump’s travel ban. Iran, for obvious reasons, seems most at risk of an absence; its first game is scheduled for June 15 against New Zealand at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. But Iran’s soccer-federation president has already said he “does not know” if the country’s team will compete, and Trump commented that he “really doesn’t care” one way or another. There is more of that to come…

This makes everything so much less fun for everyone.

Again: You cannot separate sports from politics because you cannot separate anything from politics. It’s all connected, whether we want it to be or not. But I will say that when you spend your time watching a sporting event wondering whether the person you’re cheering for is a supporter of a fascist regime, you are not, in fact, having a very good time. And sports is supposed to be a good time! This is supposed to be a diversion! We’re supposed to be enjoying ourselves! But this isn’t fun for the athletes, it’s not fun for those trying to make these games happen (and make money off them), and it’s certainly not fun for the fans. Do you want to tune out the noise of the madness of living in 2026 for a few hours and just enjoy a game? Do you want to escape? You can’t. Trump won’t let you. That was how it played out at the Winter Olympics, and that’s how it will be at the World Cup…

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Late Night Open Thread: (Gangsters’) Game Knows Game

by Anne Laurie|  December 6, 20252:53 am| 97 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Trumpery, World Cup

Decaying hands rising from the grave to clutch at the Earth. Awesome.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM

I cannot imagine how thrilled the IOC, FIFA, and UEFA are that the US is now currently as corrupt as all the other countries that they normally work with and their playbook will work.

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM

Per the Guardian:

… “This is your prize, this is your peace prize,” Infantino said, after Trump took the stage to accept the trophy, a medal and certificate. “There is also a beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go.”

Fifa says the prize is for “individuals who help unite people in peace through unwavering commitment and special actions”. The governing body has not disclosed details of the selection process, although a Guardian investigation found that a new “social responsibility” committee chaired by the controversial Myanmar tycoon Zaw Zaw will propose the process for future awards…

Accepting the award, Trump called it “one of the great honours of my life”, before claiming to have “saved millions and millions of lives – the Congo is an example, over 10 million people killed and it was heading for another 10 million very quickly. India and Pakistan, so many different wars we were able to end, in some cases just before they started.”

He went on to praise Infantino for “setting new records on ticket sales” and said the 2026 tournament would be “an event the likes of which maybe the world has never seen”. Trump concluded: “The world is a safer place now … we’re the hottest country anywhere in the world.”…

Infantino’s relationship with Trump has grown increasingly visible ahead of the expanded 2026 World Cup, which will be co-hosted by the United States, Canada and Mexico. The pair appeared together at a summit in Egypt in October shortly after a ceasefire came into effect in Gaza, and Infantino has repeatedly argued that football can “invest in happiness” and carry “a message of peace” even if it “cannot solve conflict”.

Fifa has also strengthened its ties with Trump’s inner circle. Earlier this year, the organisation appointed Trump’s daughter Ivanka to the board of a $100m education initiative funded in part by 2026 World Cup ticket revenues.

The 2026 tournament, which begins on 11 June and will feature a record 104 matches across 16 host cities, has been promoted by Fifa as an opportunity to “unite the world”.

From my latest column: The World Cup has always been about politics (free to read)
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— Ishaan Tharoor (@ishaantharoor.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM

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Ishaan Tharoor, for the Washington Post — “The World Cup has always been about politics”:

…Trump is expected to tether himself to the tournament, and like the Emir of Qatar, the 2022 host, will be on the field of the final next July, handing out the famous trophy to the victors. The prestige he could soak up in the moment might well obscure other concerns that loom over the tournament, including the staggering costs of tickets in many stadiums and the difficulties and obstacles that U.S. immigration authorities may place for foreign fans hoping to attend.

The World Cup has always been embedded in national and global politics, as acclaimed soccer writer Jonathan Wilson sketches in his new book, “The Power and the Glory: The History of the World Cup.” The tournament played a role in early 20th century nation building, helped both buttress and undermine autocratic governments, and always reflects the shifting politics and culture of a globalizing world…

What distinguishes the World Cup from an event like the Olympics, which also draws on countless millions of casual fans?
The Olympics has different sports and different countries take different sports with a different degree of seriousness. The World Cup is the one global event where everybody is focused on the same thing. Everybody’s focused on it, and it’s pretty much the only sport that pretty much all of the world plays and cares about.

And that simplicity perhaps makes it a greater vehicle for societal meaning?
When you have the eyes of a world on you, then political actors will try to take advantage of that. And you see that in quite grotesque ways, in terms of how [Italian dictator Benito] Mussolini used it in ’34, the Argentinian junta used it in ’78. And it’s not just the hosts: You look at how the Brazilian military dictatorship used it in 1970.

But there’s even quite benign ways: Consider Uruguay 1930. Why did they want to host it? They wanted to host it to show off, to say, “Look, we’re really good at football. We are the best in the world at this global sport, and also we’re playing it in the Centenario stadium” — 100 years since they signed their [first] Constitution. It’s about a projection of Uruguay: “We’re not just a sort of northern state of Argentina. We are important in our own right.”

After Uruguay came fascist Italy. Can you tell us more about what the 1934 World Cup meant for Mussolini?
Mussolini didn’t particularly like football, like a lot of dictators. He found it too unpredictable. He liked cars. He liked cycling. He preferred individual sports. It’s easy to predict who’s going to win in an individual sport. But you recognize that football had this power. And then he thought: “What’s the best way to ensure we win it?” So they win the bid [to host the World Cup] against Sweden, and then it suddenly becomes not just about winning the tournament, but about putting on a great show.

And so he essentially invents, certainly from a football point of view, sports marketing or merchandising: That you can buy your Italy World Cup tea tray or whatever, and it’ll be made incredibly well, by top Italian craftsmen, because he wants to show off Italy as this country that does things properly. The tickets were printed on really high quality paper because he wanted people to keep them as a souvenir. And they are all branded with the fascist logo…

To fast forward to the present, we see a different status quo, with the sport awash with money and influence from the wealthy Arab kingdoms, controlling everything from lucrative television contracts to major European clubs. How much of the main story now is the Gulf capture of the sport?
A huge amount: The way that things were arranged so Saudi Arabia could host in 2034; the fact that Qatar was allowed to host in 2022 despite, I think, a huge number of reasons it shouldn’t have. But FIFA seems to be hooked on Middle Eastern cash…

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM

Another Make-A-Wish moment for the Oval Office Occupant…

Also Donald Trump is a toddler. He literally gets joy from presents like a toddler.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM

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More Trumpery Open Thread: World Cup Fellow Grifters Edition

by Anne Laurie|  August 22, 20255:23 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Trumpery, World Cup, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Continued from last rock post…

Trump: "On December 5 of this year, the 2026 FIFA World Cup draw will take place at the Kennedy Center. Some people refer to it as the Trump Kennedy Center, but we're not prepared to do that quite yet. Maybe in a week or so."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM

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FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations on Earth. It’s why, no matter how justified, they won’t remove the US as co-host of the 2026 World Cup.

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— Joel Mendelson (@jpmendelson.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM

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Trump on the Oval Office: "You see the way this is looking. I can't tell you how much that gold costs. A lot of money. This beautiful office needed it."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM

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One funding source for all that ‘beautiful gold’?

anyone who thought biden’s age was a serious issue should be at DEFCON1 watching this

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) August 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM

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Trump on the World Cup: "We gave a little to Canada. See how nice I am? And we gave a little to Mexico."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM

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Infantino to Trump: "Since you are a winner, of course you can touch it."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM

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Easy to talk tough from a secure location, surrounded by ‘friends’ and sycophants…

Trump on DC: "We haven't had to bring in the regular military, which we're willing to do if we have to. And after we do this, we'll go to another location and we'll make it safe also … Chicago is a mess. And we'll straighten that one out probably next"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM

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Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waiter president…

Infantino responds to Trump's fascist rant about deploying the military to American cities by presenting him with first row tickets to the World Cup final

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM

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I wondered why ICE Barbie was hanging around in the background…

Kristi Noem: "Mr president, millions of people will come to this country, and we'll make sure they get their travel documents, their visas."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM

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SURPRISE! Big reveal:

Trump: "I was just sent a picture from somebody who wants to be there very badly. He's been very respectful of me and our country but not so respectful of others. But he'll — I'm gonna sign this for him. But I was sent one. That's a man named Vladimir Putin, who I believe will be coming."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM

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Friendly reminder that Russia has been banned from the upcoming World Cup for its war of aggression with Ukraine.

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— Shea (@sheacarlson.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM

(Beginning to wonder if this will be the first World Cup cancelled since World War II… )

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asked about Jay Powell, Trump's brain flits from the stock market to the US military to Afghanistan to Putin to Biden — all within a minute. He never answers the question about Powell.

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM

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South Park is doing a great job covering how Trump is a thin-skinned narcissist. He is a giant toddler who wants people to send him gold-colored toys to satisfy his pick-me energy. The next episode should be about him demanding that all countries in the 2026 World Cup support his puppeteer, Putin.

— Naotoshi Maeda (@naotoshimaeda.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM

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I second this emotion:

That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM

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Sportsball Open Thread: Suprise! FIFA Says It Can Work With Don TACO

by Anne Laurie|  July 8, 20257:32 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Sports, Trumpery, World Cup

People confidently saying FIFA wouldn’t hold the World Cup in America was farcical and a huge tell about who confidently spouts opinions on things they know jack shit about.

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— Mike Goodman (@themlg.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM

Sportsball Open Thread:  Suprise!  FIFA Says It Can Work With Don TACO

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Which is not to say there isn’t the potential for major issues. There are. But FIFA bought the ticket so they were always gonna bribe the ride.

— Mike Goodman (@themlg.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM

Per Inside World Football, “FIFA opens office at Trump Tower, New York”:

FIFA has opened an office at Trump Tower in New York City, deepening its already close ties with the much-criticised US administration.

US President Donald Trump and FIFA supremo Gianni Infantino have long enjoyed something of a love-in, and this latest move by world football’s governing body cements its ties to the man and his sometimes controversial policies.

Campaign groups recently warned FIFA that it risks becoming a “public relations tool to whitewash the reputation of an increasingly authoritarian government” over a US immigration crackdown which many insist has impacted attendances at the Club World Cup.

That tournament ends on 13 July at MetLife Stadium, the home of two of New York’s biggest sporting franchises, and in a ceremony attended by Eric Trump, the US President’s son, and Brazilian football legend Ronaldo, Infantino announced that FIFA will put down permanent roots in the Big Apple…

With the office on Fifth Avenue, FIFA is expanding its operations in the United States, which is hosting the maiden edition of the 32-team CWC and will co-host the 2026 World Cup, the first global finals in a 48-team iteration.

It’s also a throwback to the past for the ‘new FIFA’. Previously, disgraced football officials Chuck Blazer and Jose Maria Marin held addresses at Trump Tower.

Eric Trump said: “On behalf of myself, on behalf of New York, on behalf of the Trump Organization and everybody that works in this building — we love you. We’re honoured, we’re excited about all the things that FIFA is doing.”

Infantino has developed a strong relationship with the US president and his family. On June 19, the FIFA president was at the Oval Office when Juventus visited the White House for what ended up being an awkward interaction between Trump and the Serie A team.

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Gross! 🤮

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— Cas Ⓜ️udde (@casmudde.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM

Politico Europe:

… Infantino has visited the White House and the president’s Florida base Mar-a-Lago on multiple occasions this year, as he seeks to build a relationship that will allow the 2026 World Cup to be a success, not tarnished by Trump’s controversial politics.

But the ties between FIFA and the American government have attracted criticism. In May, a top human rights organization said it had “grave concerns” about the Trump administration’s border policies affecting the tournament.

A country-wide immigration crackdown has sparked fears that some fans risk not being able to travel freely to the World Cup.

Human Rights Watch urged Infantino to be “prepared to reconsider the hosting decision” if the safety of fans and players can’t be guaranteed, according to a letter seen by POLITICO in May.

However, Infantino has dismissed concerns that the Trump administration’s tough border policies would wreak havoc on the tournament.

Andrew Giuliani, who leads a task force on World Cup preparation for the White House, told POLITICO last month that “the largest World Cup in history will be both secure and welcoming.”

Trump appears to be embracing his role in bringing the World Cup to the U.S. In the spring, when the White House issued a ban clamping down on travelers from 19 countries, Trump included a specific carveout for international athletes, coaches and support staff attending the World Cup, Olympics and other high-profile sporting competitions.

The NYTimes story is paywalled (their ‘The Athletic’ spinoff)…

Gianni Infantino has received a letter urging FIFA to use its “influence” to call on the administration of President Donald Trump to guarantee the fundamental rights of the millions of football fans who will seek to attend the World Cup next summer.
Exclusive from @adamcrafton.bsky.social ⤵️

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— The Athletic | Football (@theathleticfc.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM


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FIFA’s Gianni Infantino has got so close to Donald Trump that it’s only sensible he actually moves in. And it’s not like FIFA hasn’t paid for space at Trump Tower before – Chuck Blazer & his cats lived there for years, and that almost cost FIFA everything.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/647…

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— Matt Slater (@mjslater.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM


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I appreciated the very selective editing that made sure the details of Infantino’s solicitous relationship were partitioned from the first thing that came to all of our minds when we saw the headline, although the implication is obvious and surely true: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

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— DukeStJournal (@dukestjournal.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM


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“It’s a club, and you’re not in it.”

Oh dear. #FIFA unveils 'functional luxury fashion line'. Another Infantino vanity project? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/s…

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— Bonita Mersiades (@bonitamersiades.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Popular Culture

by Anne Laurie|  March 16, 20237:23 am| 175 Comments

This post is in: LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Music, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Space, World Cup

Special one-night-only screenings on April 11. In additional theaters and on digital April 21.
http://littlericharddocumentary.com/

Produced by Bungalow Media + Entertainment for CNN Films and HBO Max, in association with Rolling Stone Films, director Lisa Cortés’ Sundance opening night documentary LITTLE RICHARD: I AM EVERYTHING tells the story of the Black queer origins of rock n’ roll, exploding the whitewashed canon of American pop music to reveal the innovator – the originator – Richard Penniman. Through a wealth of archive and performance that brings us into Richard’s complicated inner world, the film unspools the icon’s life story with all its switchbacks and contradictions. In interviews with family, musicians, and cutting-edge Black and queer scholars, the film reveals how Richard created an art form for ultimate self-expression, yet what he gave to the world he was never able to give to himself. Throughout his life, Richard careened like a shiny cracked pinball between God, sex and rock n’ roll. The world tried to put him in a box, but Richard was an omni being who contained multitudes – he was unabashedly everything…

 

World Cup 2026 to switch back to four-team groups https://t.co/0WpMZ5kPza

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) March 14, 2023

Praying to Murphy the Trickster God that Dave A has more free time in 2026 (or that former front-pager Randinho returns!), because just reading about this schedule is making my eyes cross…

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The celebration of maximalist excess that will be the 2026 World Cup just got a little bit bigger. Having already ballooned the world’s biggest soccer tournament to 48 teams, FIFA has now withdrawn its proposed plan to have three-team groups in favor of keeping the four-team groups that the World Cup has historically had. This means that, when the dust clears in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico, there will have been 104 games played to crown a champion. For reference, the 2022 World Cup—and every other World Cup with 32 teams, dating back to 1998—had a pitiful-by-comparison 64 matches…

By moving back to four-team groups, FIFA is resolving the most pressing issues of the 2026 World Cup, but it is opening up more problems that come with the gargantuan nature of a 48-team World Cup. The first is one of time: How do you fit in 104 games into a month, as every World Cup has usually fallen into that time frame? The answer appears to be that you don’t: FIFA is currently planning to stretch the tournament out nine more days, while shortening the pre-tournament training window from 23 days to 16. In theory, this should keep the tournament at around the same amount of time for players, albeit with more of a crunch from the end of the club soccer season…

In all, though, this feels like a net positive of a change for a World Cup that is already such a big undertaking and a big shift from the traditions of the tournament. Throwing in more games is, on paper, a boon for fans, especially those from countries who will likely not scrape through to the knockout rounds. Speaking as a Venezuelan, I would have been disappointed if my country had made it to the World Cup for the first time ever, only to go home after just two games. As for the strain that a longer World Cup will put on the club soccer seasons, both the preceding one and the one that follows, well … FIFA already made it clear that it doesn’t care about that with the mid-season 2022 World Cup, so this change falls in line with the organization’s current philosophy: more money for them, more problems for everyone else.

 

Popular for me, at least:

This is a prototype of the spacesuit that astronauts plan to wear on @NASA’s #Artemis III mission to the moon, scheduled for 2025 https://t.co/BImhtxDffT pic.twitter.com/cudhrsEyDo

— Reuters (@Reuters) March 16, 2023

it's super cool that they're focusing both on fitting significantly more body types *and* significantly improving range of motion.

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) March 16, 2023

I enjoy that they made the display article black because it looked cool–but the ones worn on the moon will be white. also little to no rearward visiblity in case of an alien attack, smh pic.twitter.com/qmmUg5oQ8u

— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) March 16, 2023


(Special reference to the 1:30 mark)

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Open Thread: Last of the World Cup Stories

by Anne Laurie|  December 19, 20225:33 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Sports, World Cup

Big sports guys pic.twitter.com/O4XgEzIpVx

— Kendall Baker (@kendallbaker) December 18, 2022

I wouldn’t have volunteered to set up all those World Cup posts if I hadn’t thought they’d be appreciated, but I’m glad y’all verified my impulse (special thanks to WaterGirl, who got stuck with hand-posting everything during business hours).

While I was surfing around looking for snippets I could repurpose for those threads, there were many stories that didn’t quite fit the aesthetics of the moment, some of which I thought might still be of interest…

Ryu Spaeth, at NYMag, on “The Last World Cup“:

… The World Cup, in other words, has a way of being itself despite appalling outward circumstances that might mitigate its pleasures. A child watching the tournament for the first time this year will enjoy an experience not all that different from my own first World Cup way back in 1990, perpetuating the myth of the greatest sporting contest on earth, a myth so entrenched that, even in this era in which European club soccer is paramount, the biggest stars humble themselves before it. There have been many examples: Neymar’s devastation after Brazil’s shock quarterfinals exit, Son Heung-min’s wracking sobs after he lifted South Korea to the round of 16 with a brilliant through-the-legs assist, England’s Harry Kane’s skying a do-or-die penalty against France and seeing the first line of his obituary flash before his eyes. But the most revealing may have been 34-year-old Robert Lewandowski collapsing into a heaving mess after he scored his first World Cup goal for Poland in the group stage. Here was a person who had notched roughly a bajillion goals over his storied career, who had played for the best clubs and had won nearly every honor that it is possible to win, made as vulnerable as a little boy by a single goal, a boy’s dream finally fulfilled.

It may seem crass to boil down these dynamics — the collapse of past and present, the merging of the heroic and the human — to mere entertainment, but there is no doubt that this is how FIFA, the sport’s corrupt, unaccountable governing body, views the event. Led by Gianni Infantino, a bald bureaucrat in dark suits who can be seen glowering in the VIP seats like global soccer’s very own Lex Luthor, FIFA correctly bet that the tournament’s entertainment value would ultimately outshine its more distasteful elements. FIFA is sitting on something priceless, a gift that will seemingly keep giving forever, no matter how hard it tries to soil it in the pursuit of profit. Those who don’t follow soccer can’t quite understand the appeal, in the same way that a novice to opera hears only noises, but what they are each offering is the same: emotion at its most naked, drama so acute it verges on melodrama, a concentrated dose of life’s rich pageant. As long as the literally billions of people who watch this sport continue to invest it with so much meaning, then FIFA’s greed cannot dull its luster.

This is surely Infantino’s takeaway: that he can get away with almost anything. The World Cup is well on its way to surviving a host country that likely bribed its way into contention, as well as the breaking of an important precedent in moving the tournament to the winter months. But other changes threaten to diminish its value in the eyes of fans and players. Infantino’s desire to hold the event every two years would deprive the World Cup of its most precious quality: its rarity. Expanding the number of teams from 32 to 48, the format for the next World Cup in North America in 2026, will create a sprawling colossus that will likewise cheapen the experience. (Infantino is relentlessly expansionary and deaf to complaints, announcing on Friday a 32-team “Club World Cup” that would take place in 2025.) There is no popular demand for these changes; it’s all about the tournament’s lucrative broadcasting rights and the banal power struggles behind them: Infantino secured his position as FIFA’s president by promising more countries entry into the tournament…

I can’t appreciate the technical aspects here, but I’m sure some of you will have thoughts:

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… Refined technique — the term of art for the instruments of control and precision — is no longer the secretive preserve of the Dutch academy and the Italian training ground. It is now expected that a player be able to bring a hurtling orb to a complete standstill — to kill it dead — and rifle it to all four corners of the field with laserlike accuracy. The gap between the iconic teams and the middling powers has never been narrower, which is why the group stage of this World Cup was so thrillingly unpredictable and why two of the four semifinalists, Croatia and crowd favorite Morocco, came from outside the traditional elite. This was the globalization of the game at work, greased by enormous pools of cash. It was evident in everything from the quality of the players, each of whom represents an investment in cutting-edge training and nutritional technology, to the ubiquitous haircut of the tournament: high and very tight on the sides, as if every player were a Navy Seal, an assassin…

The World Cup has made clear the uncomfortable truth that money has made the sport much better. It’s also made clear that a growing chunk of that money comes from bad places that do bad things. Almost everything a fan could love about a soccer performance these days — the athleticism, the explosive power, the grace on the ball — has a cost, both monetary and human. De facto slave labor may not play a role in the next World Cup, held in Canada, Mexico, and the United States, but that doesn’t mean it will lie beyond the shadow of despots…

Never bet against the Trickster God:

Kind of respect the ruthlessness of the French FIFA team.

Came in knowing they were the evil empire against the scrappy underdog. Didn’t care. Looked God in the eye and told Him happy endings were for Hollywood.

— Checkless Starfish Who Can Change His Name (@IRHotTakes) December 14, 2022

Chief executive of the Qatar World Cup chief criticised for migrant worker death comments https://t.co/ZeegW37upt

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) December 8, 2022


Albert Burneko, at Defector, “Qatar’s World Cup CEO Scolds Reporters For Noticing That Another Worker Died”:

… FIFA and the Fox network’s efforts at distraction notwithstanding, the dire plight of migrant workers in Qatar has been a focus of critical media coverage pretty much since the emirate successfully bought the rights to host this World Cup back in 2010. By now much of the world knows that the tournament’s infrastructure was built with, in effect, slave labor, and that some 6,500 migrant workers—sit with that number for a second—are believed to have died in the effort. Qatar is ruled by an absolute monarchy with effectively limitless riches; FIFA is a bottomlessly corrupt cesspool of graft and self-dealing; neither organization has shown or ever voluntarily would show the slightest inclination toward meaningful accountability for, or even recognition of, this more than decade-long atrocity…

When a Reuters journalist got access to Nasser Al Khater, this deeply accursed World Cup’s chief executive, the subject came up. Here you might expect an even minimally accountable boss type, one encumbered by, if nothing else, a cynical sense of responsibility to good public relations, to affect the appropriate face and recite the obligatory lines about being deeply saddened by this tragic loss of life and about the Qatar World Cup’s absolute commitment to the safety and fair treatment of all the workers who make this possible and so on. None of it would mean all that much, of course, except as a rearguard action to reassure skittish advertisers and brand partners. Still, there’s something chilling implied by an executive apparently unbothered even by those gross mercenary concerns…

“We’re in the middle of a World Cup. And we have a successful World Cup. And this is something that you want to talk about right now? I mean, death is a natural part of life, whether it’s at work, whether it’s uh, in your sleep. Of course, a worker died, um, our condolences go to his family, however, you know, I mean it’s strange that this is something that you want to focus on as your first question.”…

“Workers’ death has been a big subject, uh, during the World Cup. Everything that has been said, and everything that has been reflected about workers’ death here has been absolutely false. This, uh, this theme, this negativity around the World Cup has been something that we’ve been faced with, unfortunately. Um, you know, we’re a bit disappointed that the journalists have been exacerbating this false narrative, and honestly you know, I think a lot of the journalists have to question themselves and reflect on why they’ve been trying to bang on about this subject for so long.”

These are the remarks of a man who needs nothing from the world or the other people in it that he cannot buy a million times over, and whom the world in turn can do no more than annoy. He’s trying to walk from here to there, man, he shouldn’t have to deal with noise about some guy who died, one of several thousand who died. In his aggrieved petulance, the grudging parentheses he practically pantomimes around his hollow expression of worthless condolences to the family of a guy his very own decisions might have killed, is the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come for every working person in a society suicidally dedicated to empowering a tiny number of its worst inhabitants. A guy fell and died, thousands of miles from home and under Nasser Al Khater’s authority, and the sum total meaning of the former’s life and work and death to the guy under whose boot he served is that it gave the latter an opportunity to chastise some reporters for bothering to count the corpses.

Look at the fire we built! You expect us to mourn the kindling?

It’s complicated, you guys!

How Qatar’s riches touch millions of UK lives https://t.co/6Vl2SfQzCB

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) November 24, 2022

Open Thread: Last of the World Cup Stories - STOCKPILE

Michael de Adder via the Washington Post

‘Being a gay fan in Doha is so taboo we’re invisible’ https://t.co/MfWF0wqmXO

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) November 29, 2022

About 70% of the world’s soccer balls, including the official World Cup ball, are hand-stitched in a single city in Pakistan https://t.co/fFUAu28zHr

— Businessweek (@BW) December 16, 2022

Eugene Robinson, at the Washington Post:

@Eugene_Robinson on the problematic erasures in World Cup media coverage. Free link. Read here: https://t.co/OFKgZzu3lB

— Monica H Green, PhD #VaxTheWorld (@monicaMedHist) December 13, 2022

every awful regime should get to host a world cup so they lose billions of dollars and remind people how shitty they are

— Seva (@SevaUT) November 19, 2022

Anybody gonna follow up on this? Or have the French already announced a blockade at every port?

New Day, New Tweet. Winning Country gets the Buds. Who will get them? pic.twitter.com/Vv2YFxIZa1

— Budweiser (@Budweiser) November 19, 2022

no wonder everyone wants it pic.twitter.com/QpnfwW4J2h

— Jorge R. Gutierrez (@mexopolis) November 21, 2022

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World Cup FINAL Open Thread: Argentina vs France

by Anne Laurie|  December 18, 20229:45 am| 154 Comments

This post is in: Sports, World Cup

🇦🇷🇫🇷Argentina vs France Head to Head Records;

🏟️12 games
🇦🇷6 wins
🇫🇷3 wins
🤝3 draws

🏆1930🇫🇷0-1🇦🇷
🏟️1965🇫🇷0-0🇦🇷
🏟️1971🇦🇷3-4🇫🇷
🏟️1971 🇦🇷2-0🇫🇷
🏟️1972🇦🇷0-0🇫🇷
🏟️1974🇫🇷0-1🇦🇷
🏟️1977🇦🇷0-0🇫🇷
🏆1978🇦🇷2-1🇫🇷
🏟️1986🇫🇷2-0🇦🇷
🏟️2007🇫🇷0-1🇦🇷
🏟️2009🇫🇷0-2🇦🇷
🏆2018🇫🇷4-3🇦🇷#FIFAWorldCup|#ARG|#FRA pic.twitter.com/FDkHf8hrZO

— FIFA World Cup Stats (@alimo_philip) December 17, 2022

Argentina vs France #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022 #ARGFRA pic.twitter.com/AydMlDoTUU

— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) December 18, 2022

Argentina vs France prediction. You saw it here first. Messi to lift the trophy. pic.twitter.com/Zz8Ly34Psh

— Denzil🇿🇦 (@Rodri_pedia) December 17, 2022

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