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You are here: Home / Civil Rights / LGBTQ Rights / LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights / Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Democratic Pride

Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Democratic Pride

by Anne Laurie|  June 13, 20237:12 am| 219 Comments

This post is in: LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread 6

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

Across our nation, we are seeing attacks on LGBTQI+ communities. We will not let this stand. @POTUS and I will always fight to protect the rights and safety of all people. pic.twitter.com/tESSgiVnky

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) June 12, 2023

Tuesday Morning Open Thread 5

First lady Jill Biden commented Monday on the federal indictment of Donald Trump, which her husband has avoided speaking about.

She expressed surprise the former president, set to appear Tuesday in a Florida court, has not lost support within his party. https://t.co/Y18zomB7Bb

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 13, 2023

Horse-race media touts: To the fainting couches!!!! (Once again, the headline is incorrect):

… The first lady, speaking to a small group of Democrats in an apartment on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, said she was surprised to see a headline before her flight landed that described a majority of Republicans in a poll saying they were still planning to vote for Trump, who is set to appear in a Florida court on Tuesday…

She started a three-day fundraising swing Monday in New York City before flying later that night to California. She is scheduled to hold events in San Francisco and Los Angeles, with most of her time to be spent raking in money at four political events, including two in California’s Bay Area, to benefit the president’s campaign, the Democratic National Committee and Democratic state party committees.

Biden will also join Gabrielle Giffords at a separate event in Los Angeles to mark 30 years of anti-gun violence work by the Giffords Law Center, a nonprofit led by the former congresswoman. Giffords was shot in the head in 2011 during a constituent event in her Arizona district…

“We know what’s in store with the MAGA Republicans. We just know it, right? We know because we’ve lived it. We’ve seen it,” she said. “We know what it’s like to see U.S. policy tweeted out in late-night tweet-storms.”

She did not name Trump but referred to his habits of blasting off posts on Twitter that announced policies, insulted foreign leaders and nations and even fired staffers…

“If you’re criticizing the first lady, that can backfire,” Heye said.

Earlier this year, Jill Biden told The Associated Press in an interview that her husband has more he would like to get done for the American people.

“He says he’s not done,” she said. “He’s not finished what he’s started. And that’s what’s important.”…

they're calling him hard hat brandon https://t.co/ROXIv4aIvH

— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) June 12, 2023

Here’s to the fine Midwestern tradition of ‘Minding your own business‘… not trying to police other peoples’ choices, in books or in health care:

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker has signed into law a bill that he says will make Illinois the first state in the nation to outlaw book bans. https://t.co/6WoSnOQnPM

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 13, 2023

NEW: Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer signals plans to be a major player in 2024, with a newly launched federal PAC that will raise money intended to support Biden’s re-elect and boost other Dems nationwide. https://t.co/umu0Ulp49m

— Henry J. Gomez (@HenryJGomez) June 12, 2023

Democrats plan to codify 'Obamacare' into Michigan law to protect against court rulings weakening the federal law; legislative committees may start voting this week https://t.co/k8h5VCw1t4 via @crainsdetroit #mileg

— David Eggert (@DavidEggert00) June 12, 2023

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219Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:14 am

    Congratulations, Nuggets fans!

  2. 2.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:19 am

    Blue states are an inspiration.  Such a contrast to ehat red states are focusing on. There’s a lesson there somewhere.

  3. 3.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 13, 2023 at 7:23 am

    I always imagined Mother Nature as looking more like Alanis Morrisette.

  4. 4.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 7:24 am

    I voted for him reluctantly because damn another billionaire, but Pritzker has turned out to be a pretty good governor. And by pretty good, I mean easily in the Top 3.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:24 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    That would explain the rain on your wedding day.

  6. 6.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 7:25 am

    Something to put a smile on your face this AM:

    Donald Trump is expected to be represented at his first court appearance to face federal criminal charges for retaining national security materials and obstruction of justice by two of his existing lawyers, after struggling to recruit a local Florida lawyer willing to join his legal defense team.

    The lawyers making an appearance with Trump on Tuesday will be the top former federal prosecutor Todd Blanche and the former Florida solicitor general Chris Kise, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump’s co-defendant, his valet Walt Nauta, will be represented by Stanley Woodward.

    Trump and his legal team spent the afternoon before his arraignment interviewing potential lawyers but the interviews did not result in any joining the team in time for Trump’s initial court appearance scheduled for 3pm ET on Tuesday after several attorneys declined to take him as a client.

    Trump has also seemingly been unable to find a specialist national security lawyer, eligible to possess a security clearance, to help him navigate the Espionage Act charges.

    The last-minute scramble to find a veteran trial lawyer was a familiar process for Trump, who has had difficulty hiring and keeping lawyers to defend him in the numerous federal and state criminal cases that have dogged him through his presidency and after he left the White House.

    After interviewing a slate of potential lawyers at his Trump Doral resort, the former president settled on having Kise appearing as the local counsel admitted to the southern district of Florida as a one-off, with Blanche being sponsored by him to appear pro hac vice, one of the people said.

    FAFO he did.

  7. 7.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 13, 2023 at 7:28 am

    @Kristine: Hear hear!  And Italy, come get your Rauner already!

  8. 8.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:28 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Trump has also seemingly been unable to find a specialist national security lawyer,

     
    For some reason, they all care about national security.

  9. 9.

    Ken

    June 13, 2023 at 7:29 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Dena Dietrich was the one and only Mother Nature.

  10. 10.

    Lapassionara

    June 13, 2023 at 7:29 am

    Happy Arraignment Day, to all who celebrate.

  11. 11.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 13, 2023 at 7:31 am

    @Baud: Quite the forecast there!  Got tonight’s MegaMillions numbers forecast too?

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 13, 2023 at 7:32 am

    @Ken: Margarine?  The 70’s were weird apparently.

  13. 13.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 7:33 am

    @Kristine: I wish he was ours, instead we’ve got Mike Parson.

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    June 13, 2023 at 7:34 am

    I have seen somewhere that Walt Nauta’s full first name is Waltine. Waltine?

  15. 15.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 7:36 am

    @Baud: They are probably worried about losing their security clearances when trump inevitably gabs about some classified shit during a FOX or OAN interview. I can’t say as I blame them.

  16. 16.

    Ken

    June 13, 2023 at 7:38 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I wonder what the main sticking point is now — that he never pays, or that ten minutes after you’ve carefully instructed him on his behavior he’ll be on national TV confessing to new crimes and calling for mobs to kill the judge and prosecutor.

  17. 17.

    Anyway

    June 13, 2023 at 7:38 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    He’s from Guam, don’t know the naming traditions there…

  18. 18.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 7:39 am

    @mrmoshpotato: what has poor Italy ever done to you ???

    Rauner. ::spit::

  19. 19.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 7:40 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: He’s been a very pleasant surprise. Fingers crossed that it continues.

  20. 20.

    danielx

    June 13, 2023 at 7:41 am

    @Baud:

    Also about getting paid.

    Edit: also per an attorney friend – then there’s that whole bit about keeping your mouth shut, which TFG is unable to do.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:44 am

    @Ken:

    @danielx:

     

    He’s giving an address tonight.

  22. 22.

    MomSense

    June 13, 2023 at 7:48 am

    @Baud:

    Trump giving an address cracked me up.  You are too generous in describing the inevitable tossed rage salad with persecution crumbles and grievance dressing.

  23. 23.

    satby

    June 13, 2023 at 7:48 am

    @Baud: @Kristine: Didn’t live in IL then so couldn’t vote for him, but I had met him working in IT on the account of his family’s business and I knew he was a very nice, “regular” guy from that, so I would have voted for him without hesitation. He delivered the commencement address at Northwestern University this weekend, and  it really sums up the man I met VERY occasionally at work. Worth watching.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 7:48 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.”
    ;)

  25. 25.

    evodevo

    June 13, 2023 at 7:52 am

    @mrmoshpotato:  Yeah…I know…or that margarine ad from the Seventies…the cartoon confused me, ’cause it looks more like Trumpy than anything else…

  26. 26.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 7:53 am

    @Ken: D) All of the above.

  27. 27.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 7:55 am

    Overheard après arraignment.

    “Y’know, a chandelier or two would really dress that courtroom up. It’s so drab.”
    //

  28. 28.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 7:57 am

    @NotMax:

    Ha!

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 7:59 am

    Will Dolt 45 shuffle into the courtroom to the strains of “Hail to the Chief’ blaring from his phone?
    //

  30. 30.

    rikyrah

    June 13, 2023 at 7:59 am

    Good Morning, Everyone😊😊😊

  31. 31.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 8:00 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  32. 32.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 8:00 am

    @satby: Thanx for that. Saved in the “Good Stuff” file.

  33. 33.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 13, 2023 at 8:01 am

    @MomSense:

    the inevitable tossed rage salad with persecution crumbles and grievance dressing

    A+ description!

  34. 34.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 13, 2023 at 8:03 am

    @mrmoshpotato: God is Alanis Morrissette.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:03 am

    Wondering how much the Doral is overcharging the Secret Service for rooms while Dolt 45 is there?

  36. 36.

    evodevo

    June 13, 2023 at 8:04 am

    @MomSense:   Ima steelin’ this…too good!!

  37. 37.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 8:06 am

    @Ken:

    One attorney refused to represent TFG because he said his wife would divorce him and his kids would never talk to him again.

  38. 38.

    evodevo

    June 13, 2023 at 8:07 am

    @eclare:  Whoa…I haven’t heard that one…

  39. 39.

    Steve in the ATL

    June 13, 2023 at 8:08 am

    @evodevo:

    @mrmoshpotato:

    this one could be an angry Jennifer Coolidge or one of those renaissance works where they used men as models for women

  40. 40.

    Geminid

    June 13, 2023 at 8:08 am

    @Kristine: Governor Pritzger also attracted talented people. Rep. Nikki Budzinski (IL-Water Girl) worked for the first Pritzger campaign and played a key role in his administration. President Biden’s Deputy Campaign Manager, Quentin Fulks, also served on Pritzger’s campaign. Last year Fulks managed Raphael Warnock’s successful reelection campaign, managing a budget of over $170 million at age 34. We’ll be seeing a lot from Ms. Budzinski and Mr. Fulks in coming years.

  41. 41.

    MomSense

    June 13, 2023 at 8:09 am

    I am having a good laugh at McCarthy saying the bathroom door locks.  Holy hell he really is that dumb. I don’t know how bathroom doors work in his world, but in mine they only lock from the inside.

  42. 42.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 8:09 am

    @evodevo:

    It was in some article that I read yesterday, prob WaPo.

  43. 43.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:11 am

    @MomSense

    Years ago Mom described what it would be if a delicatessen named a sandwich after him, thusly:

    Open-faced tongue on white bread with Russian dressing and a midget gherkin on the side.

  44. 44.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 13, 2023 at 8:12 am

    I assume Jack Smith is taking notes about incitement to violence in Miami to see if there’s anything that will help his January 6 case.

  45. 45.

    MomSense

    June 13, 2023 at 8:12 am

    @NotMax:

    That description is perfection!

  46. 46.

    Betty Cracker

    June 13, 2023 at 8:14 am

    I usually resent every second that Trump spends in Florida because he and his filthy ilk further despoil this fallen paradise. However, I do get some small satisfaction from the feds compelling him to drag his fat orange ass to Miami in June. It’ll be hot and humid as fuck, and even though the only exposure he’ll have to the weather will be scuttling from air-conditioned limo to air-conditioned building, he’s suffering the indignities of off-season Florida while his fellow grifting parasites are in more salubrious climates.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 8:15 am

    Autopsy: U.S. Olympian Tori Bowie died from complications of childbirth

  48. 48.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 13, 2023 at 8:15 am

    Even if they used a broom closet that you CAN lock, are these people pretending not to know there are legal requirements on the storage of classified material, and “locked wooden door” is not it? Even for Confidential material, the lowest level of classification, you have to have a frickin’ safe.

  49. 49.

    Ken

    June 13, 2023 at 8:15 am

    @MomSense: Yes, and I’ve yet to see a locking bathroom door that actually required a key to open. My parents had one that could be opened with a thin-bladed screwdriver (or a steak knife in a pinch), which was handy when one of us kids locked ourselves in.

  50. 50.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    June 13, 2023 at 8:15 am

    @mrmoshpotato: I picture her looking Agnes Moorehead

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    June 13, 2023 at 8:18 am

    @Baud:

    What Blue states are focused on.

    You see the values

  52. 52.

    rikyrah

    June 13, 2023 at 8:18 am

    @Kristine:

    The choice was him or that clown Rauner. It was an easy vote for me.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    June 13, 2023 at 8:19 am

    @Baud:

    For some reason, they all want to get paid.

  54. 54.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 8:20 am

    @NotMax:

    Your mom has a way with words!

  55. 55.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @NotMax: Heh, gave me a nice chuckle.

  56. 56.

    Danielx

    June 13, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @Baud:

    Is that what he’s calling it?

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    June 13, 2023 at 8:22 am

    @Baud:

    Black Maternal Mortality is REAL😢😢😢

  58. 58.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:23 am

    Early TCM alert caution. This Saturday at 1:15 a.m. Eastern time.

    There’s clever kitsch, there’s fun kitsch, there’s mediocre kitsch, there’s dreadful kitsch, there’s abysmal kitsch and then there’s The Apple. A 90 minute trainwreck.

  59. 59.

    oldgold

    June 13, 2023 at 8:23 am

    For breakfast he has Eggs Benedict Arnold and a side of traitor tots.

  60. 60.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 13, 2023 at 8:23 am

    @Baud: Jesus.

    Bowie was estimated to be eight months pregnant and in active labor at the time of her death.

  61. 61.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 8:25 am

    @Baud:

    That is so sad and happens far too much here to Black women.

  62. 62.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:25 am

    Whoopsie. Fix.

    Early TCM alert caution. This Saturday at 1:15 a.m. Eastern time.

    There’s clever kitsch, there’s fun kitsch, there’s mediocre kitsch, there’s dreadful kitsch, there’s abysmal kitsch and then there’s The Apple. A 90 minute trainwreck.

  63. 63.

    H.E.Wolf

    June 13, 2023 at 8:25 am

    @Baud: ​
     I think of them as “blue-governed” and “red-governed” states – and you’re so right, there’s a sharp contrast.

    Hooray for the upholders of Midwestern liberalism!

  64. 64.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 8:26 am

    @Geminid: Nice to see the polar opposite of Kay’s “low quality hires” principle in action.

  65. 65.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 8:29 am

    @Baud: They also care about getting paid! Anyone working for TFG needs to get their money upfront.

  66. 66.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:30 am

    Ivanka and Jared are right in the neighborhood. Any bets we won’t see hide nor carefully coiffed hair of either of them today?

  67. 67.

    Ken

    June 13, 2023 at 8:31 am

    @Danielx: Is that what he’s calling it?

    Reichsparteitag was taken.

  68. 68.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 13, 2023 at 8:31 am

    @rikyrah: A case I heard about several years ago that still haunts me, a husband pleaded with doctors to look at his wife, that something was going wrong, he was told “frankly your wife is not a priority for me right now”, and a few hours later she was dead from hemorrhaging.

  69. 69.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 8:32 am

    @eclare: His wife and kids are smart and loving. They saved him from a world of pain.

  70. 70.

    satby

    June 13, 2023 at 8:33 am

    @Kristine: I will continue to point out that those “hires” weren’t “low quality” for what they were chosen to do, which was undermine and destabilize the departments and organizations they were hired to oversee. More than two years later the damage is still being repaired.

  71. 71.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 8:33 am

    @MomSense: OMG, what world do these idiots live in anyway?

  72. 72.

    snoey

    June 13, 2023 at 8:34 am

    @Soprano2: That came up when people were talking about his real estate legal issues. NYC lawyers had 2 Trump rules – 100% retainer in front and always have 2 lawyers in the room with him so he wouldn’t lie so much about what they told him.

  73. 73.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:35 am

    Pace Churchy LaFemme.
    “Friday the 13th came on Tuesday this week.”

  74. 74.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 8:35 am

    @Ken: My mom had a piece of wire with masking tape wrapped around the end to unlock the bathroom door in case we locked ourselves in.

  75. 75.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 13, 2023 at 8:36 am

    @NotMax:

    I couldn’t even make it through the trailer! Yikes.

  76. 76.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 8:36 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: OMG OMG OMG that is so awful.

  77. 77.

    snoey

    June 13, 2023 at 8:37 am

    @Soprano2: He also said the case was weak. Real “hold me back bro” energy.

  78. 78.

    JPL

    June 13, 2023 at 8:37 am

    trump cares about two things, and that’s himself and $$$$$$.  Why did he have nuclear secrets?   Early on congress prevented him from turning over nuclear secrets to the Saudis.   Was this a way for him to pay them back?

  79. 79.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 13, 2023 at 8:38 am

    @Baud: Huh. Eight months pregnant, so the baby was coming early. And she’s in Florida. I wonder what her OB told her.

  80. 80.

    Scout211

    June 13, 2023 at 8:38 am

    I don’t know if this has been posted yet, but a few days ago Garth Brooks announced that he will be serving all brands of beer in his new bar and honky tonk opening soon in Nashville. He reiterated that when that prompted the usual backlash from the haters. Link

    Celebrities have such a huge voice these days.  It’s good to hear from someone like Brooks, who is willing to speak out against hate even if it angers his fan base.

    Country music star Garth Brooks addressed critics Monday after he said his bar would serve Bud Light and made other comments, and he again said he wants customers to show tolerance.

    . . .

    People upset with Brooks’ remarks vented online and said they would burn their merchandise.

    Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., took exception to Brooks’ remarks, interpreting them as insulting.
     
    Brooks addressed the controversy Monday on his livestream “Inside Studio G,” acknowledging that there had been a “quite a little bit of a stir” since the Billboard event.
     
    “Everybody’s got their opinions. But inclusiveness is always going to be me,” Brooks said. “I think diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity. All inclusive, so all are welcome. I understand that might not be other people’s opinions, but that’s OK, man.”

    . . .

    So, here’s the deal, man, if you want to come to Friends in Low Places, come in. But come in with love, come in with tolerance, patience. Come in with an open mind, and it’s cool,” Brooks said.
     
    “And if you’re one of those people that just can’t do that, I get it,” he said. “If you ever are one of those people that want to try, come.”

  81. 81.

    prostratedragon

    June 13, 2023 at 8:39 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:  Was thinking last night what a display he’s giving of his m.o. Expect another compilation of his quotes down the line.

  82. 82.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 8:40 am

    @Scout211:

    Nice.

  83. 83.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 8:40 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Probably stand your ground.

  84. 84.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 8:42 am

    @Scout211:

    It is good to see.  Nashville is a young, booming city, much more so than Memphis.  While his stance may piss off people in other areas that buy his music, I think most locals who would go to his bar would agree.

  85. 85.

    prostratedragon

    June 13, 2023 at 8:43 am

    @Baud:  Saw that. Just devastating, and too likely to have been avoidable. I remembered her from Athens.

  86. 86.

    JPL

    June 13, 2023 at 8:45 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: That is so sad and that should not be happening in the so called greatest nation.

  87. 87.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    June 13, 2023 at 8:46 am

    @NotMax: Ivanka recently changed her name.  She now goes by Ivanka Kushner, no longer Ivanka Trump.

  88. 88.

    Amir Khalid

    June 13, 2023 at 8:47 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Too late. Way too late.

  89. 89.

    Scout211

    June 13, 2023 at 8:47 am

    RIP Treat Williams.

  90. 90.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:49 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    She could change it to Yetta Snodgrass and it wouldn’t wipe the slate clean one whit.
    //

  91. 91.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 8:52 am

    @Scout211

    Interesting if erratic actor.

  92. 92.

    Scout211

    June 13, 2023 at 8:55 am

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Ivanka recently changed her name.  She now goes by Ivanka Kushner, no longer Ivanka Trump.

    I think that is just a viral rumor. Several actual news articles refute that.  But viral social media sites are spreading the  rumor.

  93. 93.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 8:56 am

    Question for the techno-weenies: useful life of a cable modem?

    (Full disclosure: I have to leave in a while to go to a dentist’s appointment, but I’ll be back in a couple of hours.)

    Yesterday I was getting multiple lags while streaming Cox on my Chromebook (which I haven’t experienced before). Ran Google’s speed test on that, my phone and my computer, and I got 20-25 Mbps on all of them. Whut?! Did a hard reboot of cable modem, router and computer, no improvement. Broke down and contacted Cox this morning via Internet. Mostly useless interaction with a chatbot, then I asked for and got an allegedly live person. They did some tests, reset the modem from their end, and now I’ve got 155 Mbps on my computer, which is back to normal for me. Somewhat lower on the phone and Chromebook, but also normal, I think. (I hardly ever check those.)

    Anyway, the Cox minion asked me how old my cable modem is. It’s a Motorola MB7621, purchased in December 2019. Minion said the useful life of modems is two or three years and I should consider upgrading. And whaddya know—Cox has a plan where I can get their Panoramic Wifi Gateway combo modem/​router for a mere $14 a month! How ’bout that? Yeah, do not want.

    I looked on the Wirecutter and saw that the MB7621 is still their favorite modem. Later today I will burrow into the modem, do any firmware upgrades available, etc. (Ditto for the router, which is the same age as the modem.) But the question was raised of whether modems just get old. 😸 Doesn’t seem logical to me, but I’m throwing it out there.

    I’ll be back later . . .

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    Old School

    June 13, 2023 at 8:56 am

    Now some Republican state is going to prohibit the outlawing of book bans.

    My guess is Florida.

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    James E Powell

    June 13, 2023 at 8:57 am

    @Geminid:

    I was pretty impressed with Rep Nikki Budzinski when I first learned about her. She may, as we say, have a future. It’s childish, I know, but I like the sound of President Nikki Budzinski.

  96. 96.

    zhena gogolia

    June 13, 2023 at 8:57 am

    @NotMax: Your mom came up with that? That’s brilliant!

  97. 97.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 9:00 am

    @Old School:

    “Any book not banned in Illinois is hereby banned in Florida.”

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    TS

    June 13, 2023 at 9:00 am

    @MomSense:

    I am having a good laugh at McCarthy saying the bathroom door locks.

    Why do they have to support him?  The party gave up on Nixon but they just keep supporting trump. Weirdest politics I have seen in my lifetime.

  99. 99.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 9:02 am

    @TS:

    Trump is a Christ-like figure to the GOP base.

  100. 100.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:02 am

    @zhena gogolia

    The nonagenarian gal’s still got moxie.

  101. 101.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:02 am

    @Baud: There goes the Bible.

  102. 102.

    zhena gogolia

    June 13, 2023 at 9:03 am

    @NotMax: Wow, looks great! I wish I still had TCM.

  103. 103.

    prostratedragon

    June 13, 2023 at 9:03 am

    For your consideration:

    It’s Tuesday, June 13 at the Miami federal courthouse. The former President of the United States is set to be arraigned on federal criminal charges at 3 p.m.The chickens have come home to roost (literally). pic.twitter.com/FNzKQH7rz2— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) June 13, 2023

  104. 104.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 9:03 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    It’s ok. They don’t read it anyway.

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    lowtechcyclist

    June 13, 2023 at 9:04 am

    @Scout211:

    RIP Treat Williams.

    Well, that sucks.  I’ll always remember him as Berger in the movie version of Hair.

  106. 106.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    June 13, 2023 at 9:04 am

    @Scout211: She had to change her name to retain her spokesmodeling job with Goya

  107. 107.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 9:05 am

    @rikyrah: I was thinking more of the primary.

    In the general, no question–Pritzker. After seeing the jobs Bloomberg and Rauner did in elected office I just didn’t expect much. I’ve seldom been so happy to have been wrong.

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    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:07 am

    @Baud: But they just love posing with it.

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    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 9:08 am

    @TS: It makes perfect sense if you think of him not as a political figure, but as a cult leader.

  110. 110.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 9:08 am

    @satby: I get how they weaponized it. But then there are the folks they hire to work for them–thinking staffers, campaign pros, lawyers–who often turn out to be really bad at their jobs.

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    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 9:09 am

    @prostratedragon: Are you sure that isn’t Maui? There are chickens everywhere on that island!

  112. 112.

    TS

    June 13, 2023 at 9:09 am

    @Baud:

    Trump is a Christ-like figure to the GOP base.

    That is quite some Christ they worship. I could understand the following for JFK & also for President Obama – but this one is way beyond me.

  113. 113.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:11 am

    @Soprano 2

    True dat.

  114. 114.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @TS:

    Me either, but it’s not our culture.

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    prostratedragon

    June 13, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @Soprano2: Well, they say it’s Miami. I wonder whether it’s some good trolling.

  116. 116.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @Soprano2:

    Ha! I had the same thought.

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    prostratedragon

    June 13, 2023 at 9:14 am

    “I got a thing about chickens.” — Harry Angel, Angel heart.

  118. 118.

    Jeffro

    June 13, 2023 at 9:16 am

    Newsom and Whitmer are CLEARLY planning on being ‘in the mix’ as of January 21, 2025.  Good!  They’re excellent representatives of a Democratic Party that is taking no BS and wants to get. things. done.

    (As is, I hope it goes without saying, our awesome VP!)

    Meanwhile on the GQP side, Robert Costa is reporting that many big R donors are hoping they can recruit a late entrant/savior should when trumpov goes down for the count under the weight of his many indictments.  RC says Kemp and Youngkin are the names he keeps hearing.  I don’t think the trump rump of the GQP will rally behind either of those guys, and trump himself would be more than happy to sabotage any R who plans on leaving trump’s “legacy” behind, so while both Kemp and Youngkin stress me out as opponents (especially Kemp), I think the GQP’s goose is cooked this cycle.

  119. 119.

    narya

    June 13, 2023 at 9:16 am

    @MomSense: You win the internet today! And it’s still early.

    Add me to the Pritzker train–I was impressed w/ his performance at the beginning of the pandemic, in particular. From VERY afar, he seems like one of those people who took his wealth & privilege and is trying to do something good with it, rather than merely trying to increase the size of his pile. I also think he has a sister who’s transgender–or a relative, anyway.

  120. 120.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 9:17 am

    @Steeplejack: Maybe the processors or other parts that handle transmission can age out? They still work, but they can’t handle newer website builds etc because there’s just so much electronic gunk attached these days. I finally had to give up my iPhone 7 a few months ago because the old processor couldn’t handle apps and current websites and kept crashing.

    And this is a total guess on  my part because it’s all black box magic to me.

  121. 121.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:18 am

    I was asleep in a not good position and woke up about 2 AM with my right hand fully asleep, rolled over and went back to sleep. It is now 8:16 and my thumb is still numb. I have never had it take anywhere near this long to recover before. It’s starting to piss me off.

  122. 122.

    Aardvark Cheeselog

    June 13, 2023 at 9:20 am

     Jill Biden in her first solo outing of the 2024 campaign said Monday it was “a little shocking” that a sizeable number of Republicans are still thinking of voting for Donald Trump even after his federal indictment, a subject that her husband has tried to avoid speaking about.

    Her husband has avoided speaking about it, but it’s just more evidence of the unspeakable: The Republican Party is a radical subversive criminal Party.

  123. 123.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    June 13, 2023 at 9:20 am

    Legal Eagle’s video on the indictment against Trump.  No wonder Trump can’t get a lawyer, the indictment has multiple occasion were Trump is showing classified material and admitting he is breaking the law.

    https://youtu.be/7KRceywz-rU

  124. 124.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Thumb fun, eh wot?

  125. 125.

    James E Powell

    June 13, 2023 at 9:22 am

    @TS:

    That is quite some Christ they worship. I could understand the following for JFK & also for President Obama – but this one is way beyond me.

    He scorns and infuriates the people they hate. He is the revenge against the world that they are powerless to exact.

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    JPL

    June 13, 2023 at 9:23 am

    @Baud:  There is more of him to hug.

  127. 127.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:23 am

    @NotMax: Not much. Blech.  :-(

  128. 128.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:24 am

    @JPL: Uuuuuck.

  129. 129.

    Geminid

    June 13, 2023 at 9:24 am

    @James E Powell: I liked Nikki Budzinski’s response to the cheering crowd at her victory rally last year:

       “Thank you, and now let’s get to work.”

    Representative Budzinki has never held elective office before, but if you read her Wikipedia biography you’ll find that she has a ton of practical political experience. When Ms. Budzinski left her job as OMB Chief of Staff to run in the newly drawn 13th CD, Republicans complained that Springfield Democrats had shaped the district with her in mind. They probably were right.

  130. 130.

    JPL

    June 13, 2023 at 9:25 am

    from mastadon

    >>#OnThisDay 1967, #LBJ nominated 1st Black American, Thurgood Marshall, to the Supreme Court. He won 29 of 32 cases before high court, the 1st when justices overturned convictions of 4 Black men in Florida who “confessed” after they were beaten. https://mississippitoday.org/2023/06/13/on-this-day-in-1967-thurgood-marshall-nominated-to-supreme-court/ << RT @JerryMarshal

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    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 9:30 am

    @Soprano2:

    All he needs are the mirrored shades ala Jim Jones.

  132. 132.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 9:31 am

    @Baud:

    QFT.  Or at least they don’t read the parts in red.

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    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:32 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Wanna trade for a calf (or when they’re on speaking terms, both of them)? My antagonists to slumbertime.

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    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 13, 2023 at 9:35 am

    Years ago I saw a documentary about Glen Campbell late in his life, suffering from Alzheimer’s, unable to follow the most basic instructions in rehearsal. But when the lights came up and the show started, he was fully THERE.

    I’ve been feeling like TFG is like that. His tweets sound like his brain long ago turned to mush. But he can still grift, and he can still do whatever the hell it is he does at rallies that his cult gets off on.

  135. 135.

    Anyway

    June 13, 2023 at 9:36 am

    I think they (R voters) hate Ds and everything they (we) stand for and want to deny us any voice in the public sphere.

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    evodevo

    June 13, 2023 at 9:37 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:  MOST ob/gyns put you on strict bedrest at the first signs of pre-eclampsia…who dropped the ball with this one?  I take it that no one was living there with her ….

  137. 137.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    June 13, 2023 at 9:38 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: From the article I read Tori Bowie was probably suffering from eclampsia (formerly know as toxemia of pregnancy)  which is high blood pressure caused by pregnancy and left untreated it can cause swelling of the hands, feet and face, severe headache, disorientation, convulsions, and death.  eclampsia can cause issues before or immediately after birth.

    The treatment is usually to deliver the baby early.   My sister in law suffered from it in both her pregnancies, she later died of a stroke at age 42.   Unfortunately eclampsia symptoms are too often downplayed or ignored and eclampsia can turn very seriously very quickly.

  138. 138.

    catclub

    June 13, 2023 at 9:38 am

    @prostratedragon: ​
     

    Expect another compilation of his quotes down the line.

    The indictment has wonderful quotes of his about how he will care for secrets and enforce the laws on revealing them.

  139. 139.

    Kristine

    June 13, 2023 at 9:39 am

    @Geminid:

    Republicans complained that Springfield Democrats had shaped the district with her in mind.

    Because they’ve never even considered doing that ever ever ever.

    I smile.

  140. 140.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:41 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym

    Reminiscent of stories regarding George Burns, about whom it is said was a shriveled shadow of himself backstage. But once he came out in front of the footlights all that instantaneously dropped away.

    ‘Tis almost mystical how performers can hungrily feed off the energy of an audience.

  141. 141.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:42 am

    @NotMax: ​ My calves for yours? Any time. In fact, let’s go whole legs! Than you too can know what it’s like to beg for a bullet at 1 AM!
    Seriously, I have epically horrendous leg cramps, and it’s nearly always both legs at the same time. All too often I spend all night swathed in ice packs. It’s one of the reasons I horde the opiates I get after surgeries.​

  142. 142.

    Danielx

    June 13, 2023 at 9:43 am

    @Soprano2:

    Or the Keys, where there are chickens all over the place. I damn near jumped out of my skin when a rooster cut loose with cock-a-doodle-do from a tree in a Publix parking lot.

    It turns out chickens can fly, at least short distances. Who knew?

  143. 143.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 9:43 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: There is something about music and the brain that’s special. There’s a whole project dedicated to dementia and music. It activates something in the brain. You see the same thing with Tony Bennett.

  144. 144.

    Ramalama

    June 13, 2023 at 9:46 am

    @satby: WOW.

  145. 145.

    Jim Appleton

    June 13, 2023 at 9:48 am

    @NotMax:  I’ll go full heifer.

  146. 146.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Yeah, leg cramps here too, although not with the frequency you suggest. Nothin’ like taking five or ten minutes to gingerly achieve verticality from being abed.

    Never tried it but Mom swears by swallowing a teaspoon of mustard following leg cramps making their presence known.

  147. 147.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    June 13, 2023 at 9:51 am

    @Amir Khalid: What seriously pisses me off about Nauta is that he was a Navy Senior Chief until September 30 2021, when he retired. Which means he was probably still on active duty while doing some of the box moving for Trump.

  148. 148.

    Uncle Cosmo

    June 13, 2023 at 9:52 am

    @NotMax: “Jail To The Creep”

  149. 149.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 9:52 am

    @Danielx: In my city they made it legal to have 6 chickens in the city limits, but you aren’t supposed to have roosters. Of course, people ignore this, so sometimes I hear roosters crowing in the morning. Someone who lives across from my workplace had a rooster for several years, even before “city chickens” became legal!

  150. 150.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 9:55 am

    @Danielx: It turns out chickens can fly, at least short distances. Who knew?

    Heh, any one who’s ever raised them. ;-)

    I generally keep my birds in a run, but over the years I’ve had a few escape artists. One I have right now flies to the top of a gate I keep between the runs, and from there to the roof of the coop. Then wanders around in total freedom, until just before I go down to give them their evening scratch when she returns to the run. I had an escapee last year that wandered the woods for months, returning once a day or so only to leave me an egg. She was great. I got eggs and I didn’t even have to feed her.

    Sadly, she did not survive the winter. They need to snuggle up at night when it gets really cold. If a fox didn’t get her, the deep freeze was bound to.

  151. 151.

    Manyakitty

    June 13, 2023 at 9:55 am

    @lowtechcyclist: same. Might give it a rewatch tonight in his honor.

  152. 152.

    NotMax

    June 13, 2023 at 9:55 am

    @Uncle Cosmo

    Nice.   :)

  153. 153.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 9:57 am

    [. . .] with most of her time to be spent raking in money at four political events [. . .].

    C’mon, man! Have they ever used that phrasing for Trump, Cruz or any other grifting Republican?!

  154. 154.

    evodevo

    June 13, 2023 at 9:57 am

    @TS: The talibangelicals consider him to be the new Cyrus – a pagan leader who restored the Jews to Jerusalem from the Babylonian Captivity…. no shit…look it up…they “anointed” him in the Oval Office..

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jan/11/donald-trump-evangelical-christians-cyrus-king

  155. 155.

    narya

    June 13, 2023 at 9:57 am

    @NotMax: I’ve heard that pickle juice also works–sounds like it has something to do with the vinegar.

  156. 156.

    Princess Leia

    June 13, 2023 at 9:58 am

    @lowtechcyclist: ​
      Me, too. He made Berger’s charisma believable.

  157. 157.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 13, 2023 at 10:01 am

    @narya: My mother swears by a shot of vinegar as a cure for hiccoughs.  I’ve found that a shot of lemon juice serves the same purpose and is more palatable.

  158. 158.

    Baud

    June 13, 2023 at 10:02 am

    @Danielx:

    It turns out chickens can fly, at least short distances. Who knew?

     
    Turkeys on the other hand…

  159. 159.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 10:03 am

    @Steeplejack:

    ETA: Waiting patiently in the dentist’s chair.

  160. 160.

    geg6

    June 13, 2023 at 10:04 am

    Is TaMara around?  Congratulations to her and her team on winning the championship!

    It’s possible she may miss this due to having celebrated last night, but I hope she reads through and catches up.

  161. 161.

    Geminid

    June 13, 2023 at 10:05 am

    @Kristine: While she attended the University of Illinois, Nikki Budzinski interned for Rep. Richard Gephardt, Senator Paul Simon, and Planned Parent. After she graduated ~1998, the United Food and Commercial Workers Union hire her as national political director.

    Now, when she’s not in Washington, Ms. Budzinski lives in a house in Springfield with Lulu, her French Bulldog.

  162. 162.

    geg6

    June 13, 2023 at 10:06 am

    @Amir Khalid: ​
     
    Yeah, a bit odd to me, too. But he is Filipino, so perhaps it’s a name there with which I am unfamiliar.

  163. 163.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    June 13, 2023 at 10:07 am

    @Steeplejack: Electronic devices that see constant use do see some wear and tear. Sometimes a modem or router or network hub will just go bad. I’ve had at least one instance where my DSL modem/router had to be replaced – which is a pain for me because my modem/router also handles my landline telephone, which can no longer be handled directly from the wall jack because they went full digital on the landlines. Annoying, because I used to prefer to use a router I selected myself, but there’s really not much choice in the matter any more. Still, demanding that you pay a monthly rental fee for a modem when you can just as easily buy the modem outright is not a good practice.

  164. 164.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 10:07 am

    @evodevo: It’s how they justify following a man who has no moral center. It’s Rationalization 101.

  165. 165.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 10:07 am

    @NotMax: ​ I’ve dealt with them all my life (nothing like waking up in the total darkness of a cave camp screaming to get one’s team mates up and about) but ever since I went on blood thinners they have been far worse. I suspect a connection

  166. 166.

    JWR

    June 13, 2023 at 10:09 am

    @Scout211: I have a fun, once-removed Garth Brooks story. A co-worker was camping in a popular area in the desert near Las Vegas, when who pulls up but Garth Brooks and crew, who promptly treated the campers to an acoustic, one-off show. (I’m guessing about the acoustic part.) But here’s where the story got interesting. A few months later, Brooks’ production people were out searching for a house for a new video, and who’s house did they pick but the one occupied by this same co-worker. I forget the name of the song the video was used for. Something about “fire”, dealing with a busted relationship, (aren’t they all?), and it was a big hit. And this told me that Brooks was a pretty cool dude.

  167. 167.

    PST

    June 13, 2023 at 10:10 am

    @Kristine:

    Pritzker has turned out to be a pretty good governor.

    During the pandemic, my wife used to complain that Gov. Pritzker was acting sensibly but didn’t get nearly as much publicity as Gov. Cuomo or Gov. Newsom, for example. I think that was both deliberate and admirable. I agree that he has done well for someone who has had to cope with the misfortune of being born a billionaire.

  168. 168.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 10:12 am

    @Soprano2:

    I was going to mention Tony Bennett.  I saw him maybe eight or nine years ago.  Not a long show, but so good.

  169. 169.

    skerry

    June 13, 2023 at 10:13 am

    I had thumb joint reconstruction on my right hand last Friday. I’m in a cast for a couple of weeks. I’m still in a lot of pain and it’s very awkward trying to do anything with that hand since I am *very* right-handed. I think I’m going to use all the narcotics I have.

  170. 170.

    Sure Lurkalot

    June 13, 2023 at 10:13 am

    @Baud:

    Trump is a Christ-like figure to the GOP base.

    Driving through Kansas there was a Trump 2024 decorated trailer parked in a field and then about a football field further, a statue of Jesus, at which I screamed “Trump”!

  171. 171.

    Wapiti

    June 13, 2023 at 10:15 am

    @NotMax: some of the distance cyclists here swear by pickle juice for cramping. My initial thought is that it’s got some electrolyte benefit.

  172. 172.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 10:16 am

    @skerry: You have my sympathies.

  173. 173.

    geg6

    June 13, 2023 at 10:16 am

    @Scout211: ​
     
    RIP. Saw that earlier today and was sad. He was really good in a lot of things. Especially loved him as Berger in Hair though. I always have a soft spot for Hair. Met Gerome Ragni a couple of times through my friend who was his niece. Great guy.

  174. 174.

    Layer8Problem

    June 13, 2023 at 10:16 am

    @Steeplejack:
    Generally, cable modems die hard, due to capacitor rot or power line zappage. If your hard reboot didn’t fix it and their “reset” did my guess would be they changed the DOCSIS configuration file your modem downloads from them. But hey, there’s always an opportunity to upsell! If the problem shows up repeatedly consider asking them to replace the MB7621 with another MB7621; otherwise, enjoy your regular service and wait until it really dies. If they let you attach your own self-purchased and approved-by-them cable modem and you want to accept the technical management part, I’d go that route.

    Disclaimer: I hate all cable providers equally. I used to support my company’s put-call-center-agents-at-their-homes-to-eliminate-call-centers initiative nationally. I had to deal with them because we were paying for “business-grade” service to the agents’ homes seperately from their residential cable. Cox, Time-Warner, Comcast/Xfinity, Cablevision/Optimum/Altice, CenturyLink (now “Lumen”), what have you, I hate ’em all. If they haven’t disappointed me it’s because they haven’t gotten around to it yet.

  175. 175.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 10:17 am

    @narya:

    Pickle juice is a poor man’s Gatorade, supposed to be excellent for hydration.  I don’t think that many people still drink it, but it makes sense that poor southerners would discover it.  I heard about it growing up.

  176. 176.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 10:19 am

    @Layer8Problem: My wife works for Cable 1. They suck Donkey D.

  177. 177.

    Betty Cracker

    June 13, 2023 at 10:20 am

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: It’s an extremely dangerous condition — I had it and was put on bedrest for weeks, which sounds good in theory if you’re a lazy slob like me but turned out to be awful in practice. From what I know of the condition from my experience, it’s possible Ms. Bowie had competent medical care but it went awry anyway; that’s definitely a risk. I hope she had good maternity care, but there’s no question the U.S. is a laggard in that regard. As a society, we don’t give much of a shit about women, still less about women of color. It’s shameful.

  178. 178.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @eclare: He did a show with Lady Gaga that was fantastic! I saw part of it on TV.

  179. 179.

    eclare

    June 13, 2023 at 10:23 am

    @Soprano2:

    Those two are so good together!  People focus on Lady Gaga wearing a meat dress, etc.  She has serious pipes!

  180. 180.

    JWR

    June 13, 2023 at 10:23 am

    @TS:

    The party gave up on Nixon but they just keep supporting trump.

    Actually, at least according to Woodward and Bernstein’s “All The Presidents Men”, the number of R’s clinging to Nixon all the way to the bitter end made it feel like it was never gonna end. They were that eras “La la I can’t hear you” chorus. Leastwise that’s how I remember it in the book.

  181. 181.

    H.E.Wolf

    June 13, 2023 at 10:24 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:”@narya: My mother swears by a shot of vinegar as a cure for hiccoughs. I’ve found that a shot of lemon juice serves the same purpose and is more palatable.”​

     There’s a scientific reason for that. [source: Diane Duane, former nurse]
    https://www.dianeduane.com/outofambit/2017/04/25/the-hiccup-cure/

  182. 182.

    skerry

    June 13, 2023 at 10:25 am

    @eclare: My daughter went to a middle school summer camp with Lady Gaga. She had serious pipes even at that age.

  183. 183.

    Layer8Problem

    June 13, 2023 at 10:27 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:  I never worked with them!  Please let your wife know I now hate them too.  :-)

  184. 184.

    TS

    June 13, 2023 at 10:31 am

    @evodevo:

     a pagan leader

    Who cannot lead – religion has always been the tool of despots to control the plebs.

  185. 185.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 13, 2023 at 10:37 am

    @Layer8Problem: ​ Thanx, she’ll appreciate it.

  186. 186.

    catclub

    June 13, 2023 at 10:40 am

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR: Still, demanding that you pay a monthly rental fee for a modem when you can just as easily buy the modem outright is not a good practice.

     

    Sounds like its a GREAT practice … for the network provider.

  187. 187.

    geg6

    June 13, 2023 at 10:41 am

    @NotMax: ​
     
    I get them in my feet. My doctor told me to eat a banana. Apparently, some of these cramping situations are caused by a lack of potassium.

  188. 188.

    Manyakitty

    June 13, 2023 at 10:42 am

    @Baud: “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

  189. 189.

    Uncle Cosmo

    June 13, 2023 at 10:42 am

    @NotMax: Reminiscent of stories regarding George Burns, about whom it is said was a shriveled shadow of himself backstage. But once he came out in front of the footlights all that instantaneously dropped away.

    ‘Tis almost mystical how performers can hungrily feed off the energy of an audience.

    I’m skeptical that “feeding off the energy of the audience” really describes what’s happening:

    During the 80s I was a member of a folkdance performing troupe. I was also an arthritic whose problems (shoulders hips spine chest) were usually (but not always) controllable with medication.

    There were gigs when I’d limp into the changing area and struggle to get into my costume, then limp out onto the stage and line up for the opening number – and when the music started and the curtains opened the pain and stiffness simply fell away. And I would be fine – or at least adequate – until the last notes of the finale, when (after the last bow) I’d limp offstage and struggle into my street clothes.

    FTR there was no “audience energy,” as most of our audiences had little to no idea what we were trying to do onstage or how well we did it; our performances were curiosities. (And FWIW I was not a particularly skilled dancer, but adequate as a member of the troupe.)

    I conjecture that (in my case anyway) the specific and intricate, and well-learned understanding of what had to be done amounted to a template that (once the music started) laid itself over and suppressed the  pain and physical problems for the duration – maybe abetted by adrenaline and/or other compounds – and withdrew once the music ended. Think of athletes who seem half-crippled but once the play is in motion bestir themselves to play brilliantly – and then limp off the field.

    Anyhow that’s what it seemed like to me. FWIW

  190. 190.

    catclub

    June 13, 2023 at 10:42 am

    @Betty Cracker: . I hope she had good maternity care, but there’s no question the U.S. is a laggard in that regard.

     

    The US is criminally bad at it compared to other ‘developed’ nations

  191. 191.

    Miss Bianca

    June 13, 2023 at 10:45 am

    @NotMax: We are energy vampires, for sure!

  192. 192.

    snoey

    June 13, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @Manyakitty: Wild ones do. It’s like airborne bowling balls coming at you.

  193. 193.

    Gravenstone

    June 13, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Luckovich’s rendition looks somewhat like a fat Ron DeSantis. Coincendence?

  194. 194.

    Manyakitty

    June 13, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @snoey: yikes!!!!

  195. 195.

    Layer8Problem

    June 13, 2023 at 10:48 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:  If she works in technical support, she has my condolences and best wishes.  It buys one years off in Purgatory!

  196. 196.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 10:50 am

    @eclare: She is a huge talent!!

  197. 197.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 13, 2023 at 11:00 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    They are probably worried about losing their security clearances when trump inevitably gabs about some classified shit during a FOX or OAN interview. 

    @Ken:

    or that ten minutes after you’ve carefully instructed him on his behavior he’ll be on national TV confessing to new crimes and calling for mobs to kill the judge and prosecutor.

    Once more for those in the cheap seats – BUT HER EMAILS!

  198. 198.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 11:03 am

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR, @Layer8Problem:

    I own the modem (and router). Not paying rent that would buy them in less than a year.

    I’m a mostly retired software guy and thought I was aware of all cable modem traditions, but I had never heard the “dying of old age” one before.

    I’ll look for firmware upgrades and whatnot when I get home. Now celebrating with breakfast at IHOP after the dentist.

  199. 199.

    satby

    June 13, 2023 at 11:19 am

    @narya: A number of the Pritzker clan are active in both Democratic organizations and philanthropic activities in Chicago / the Midwest. JB’s cousin, Jennifer Pritzker, is the first openly transgender billionaire.

  200. 200.

    sab

    June 13, 2023 at 11:22 am

    @Baud: and keeping their clearance, after he tricks them into lying on court filings.

  201. 201.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 13, 2023 at 11:28 am

    @prostratedragon:  Bzzz. Misuse of “literally” called on Anna Bower

  202. 202.

    horatius

    June 13, 2023 at 11:33 am

    @Baud: Let me guess her race.

  203. 203.

    Ksmiami

    June 13, 2023 at 11:36 am

    @mrmoshpotato: in Dogma, she did play God….

  204. 204.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 13, 2023 at 11:39 am

    @James E Powell:

    [Trump] scorns and infuriates the people they hate.

    But why do they hate people that Christ loves?  There’s the problem right there.

  205. 205.

    Kayla Rudbek

    June 13, 2023 at 11:49 am

    @narya: vinegar and salt, maybe? Pickle juice works better for my leg cramps than mustard does

  206. 206.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 11:57 am

    @Kristine:

    Everything was working, just a lot slower. Seems to be back to normal now. Maybe they flushed the pipe when they did the reset. 😹

  207. 207.

    Soprano2

    June 13, 2023 at 12:17 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: I swear that there’s something about music that’s almost like magic. I saw a presentation about this movie, “Alive Inside”, and using music with patients who had memory loss. They said it was as if they were completely different people when they listened to familiar music.

  208. 208.

    RaflW

    June 13, 2023 at 12:35 pm

    BTW, f**k Starbucks, and f**k the entire idea of ‘rainbow capitalism’. These corporations have no stomach for fighting against authoritarianism, fascism, or the eliminationist rhetoric of the right wing.

    The whole idea of values-based shopping, corporate DEI, or SRI managed accounts is complete pinkwashing bullshit. Brew your own coffee and send the savings directly to an LGBTQ+ human rights org.

    .

    eta: DEI – Diversity Equity & Inclusion; SRI – Socially Responsible Investing

  209. 209.

    The Lodger

    June 13, 2023 at 12:36 pm

    @Steeplejack: Keep us posted, Steep. I’m anxiously awaiting the Molar Report.

  210. 210.

    Miss Bianca

    June 13, 2023 at 12:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You mom is the only other person I know of besides me to use the “teaspoonful of vinegar” cure for hiccups!

  211. 211.

    Miss Bianca

    June 13, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    @eclare: I drink pickle juice, too! A friend of mine who used to plant trees for the Forest Service hipped me to that trick for hydration, so when I’m logging myself it’s the first thing I go for in the fridge.

  212. 212.

    StringOnAStick

    June 13, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    @skerry: Demand more narcotics when you need them, and be insistent.  Hands have some of the highest concentrations of nerve endings in our bodies (feet too) and the rules are that only 30 narcotic containing pills can dispensed per prescription, so if you need more, get pushy about it.  Don’t take no for an answer.

    The current fashion of denying narcotics is driven by the same urge as the Failed War on (some) Drugs, leaving people who need them in a bad spot.  A friend had a total knee replacement last year and was sent home with Tramadol and orders not to take too much Tylenol, completely inadequate when they’ve just sawed out large chunks of bone after dislocating the knee first to do the sawing.  This puritan ethic resulted in my pain filled BIL being denied much beyond basic hydrocodone while he was still walking in the last 30 days of his life, suffering horribly.  Yes, some few people become addicted, but many more are denied effective pain management when it is desperately needed.  True addicts will always find a way, regular people end up suffering to stop something that decades of the war on drugs has done little to change and filled our prisons.

  213. 213.

    StringOnAStick

    June 13, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Thanks, excellent link!  I get serious hiccups sometimes so I’ve committed that information to memory.

  214. 214.

    Ruckus

    June 13, 2023 at 1:28 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    FAFO he did.

    The very, very pointy end of the stick.

    There is so much more in store for his majesty, the king of billionaire stupid. He is a dual holder of the title king, he’s also king of dumbass presidents. At least in our nation’s history there has only been one who really, truly, absolutely, totally deserves that title. He wins hands down.

  215. 215.

    MomSense

    June 13, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    @Soprano2:

    You have to watch the movie The Music Never Died.  One of the sweetest!!

  216. 216.

    Ruckus

    June 13, 2023 at 2:06 pm

    @skerry:

    I’ve had both hands in navicular casts, which bends the hand backwards at 90 deg. Fortunately not at the same time. I foolishly thought that as I’m ambidextrous that I could write with my off hand. Dispelling that idea took about 10 seconds. That turned out to be 6 weeks of the worst penmanship since first grade.

  217. 217.

    Gretchen

    June 13, 2023 at 2:30 pm

    @StringOnAStick: I couldn’t believe that my daughter was sent home two days after a Csection with nothing but Tylenol. No opiates for getting your abdomen cut open!

  218. 218.

    emmyelle

    June 13, 2023 at 3:53 pm

    I am, ask the kids say, “low key in love with” Big Gretch.

  219. 219.

    Steeplejack

    June 13, 2023 at 3:53 pm

    @The Lodger:

    All clear. 👌 Minor fix to a filling.

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