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‘Rooting for Injuries’ Open Thread: Bill ‘Ever Lower’ Barr’s Ongoing Self-Exoneration Tour

by Anne Laurie|  June 23, 20239:15 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel

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Bill Barr - STOCKPILE

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Per The Hill, “Trump, Barr feud reaches fever pitch”:

… Barr has been among the most prominent conservatives or former Trump administration officials to publicly criticize their former boss’s behavior and vouch for the strength of the federal indictment against him, undercutting defenses offered up by Trump and his allies.

Barr has called special counsel Jack Smith’s indictment “damning,” dismissed Trump’s defenses as “absurd,” and compared Trump to a “defiant 9-year-old kid.”

In response, Trump has called Barr a “gutless pig,” a “RINO,” meaning Republican in Name Only, and a “coward,” reserving some of his harshest language for the man he once praised as “one of the most respected jurists in the country.”

“So nice to see that Sloppy, Low Energy RINO Bill Barr, gets loudly booed and shouted at everywhere he goes! He is sooo bad for America,” Trump wrote Tuesday on his Truth Social platform.

Barr served as Trump’s attorney general for two years before resigning in December 2020, when he first broke with Trump as the former president pushed claims that the 2020 election was rigged and fraudulent. Barr had declared that the Justice Department he oversaw at the time found no basis to claims of widespread voter fraud that led to Trump’s election loss.

In the past year in particular, Barr has emerged as an outspoken critic of his former boss, testifying before the House panel investigating the Jan. 6 riots at the Capitol and becoming one of the most outspoken Republicans regarding the seriousness of the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago last August to retrieve classified documents from Trump’s time in the White House…

“I think Barr is trying to cleanse himself of his Trump association, which is not likely to work with anyone who paid attention to what he did for Trump as AG,” said Alan Morrison, a law professor at George Washington University. “I also think that he is trying to get Republicans to move away from Trump as the best means of taking the White House in 2024.”…

Pretty much!

Bill Barr says classified documents case against Trump “entirely of his own making” https://t.co/5ZRQqJOEUN

— Axios (@axios) June 19, 2023

… What he’s saying: “He had no right to those documents,” the former Trump administration official told CBS. “The government tried for over a year, quietly and with respect, to get them back, which was essential that they do, and he jerked them around. And he had no legal basis for keeping them.”

– “But beyond that, when he faced his subpoena, he didn’t raise any legal arguments. He engaged in a course of deceitful conduct, according to the indictment. That was a clear crime if those allegations are true, and was outrageous,” added Barr on CBS’ “Face the Nation.”…

Yes, but: “I don’t like the idea of a former president serving time in prison,” he said.…

Barr slams Trump’s defense in documents case as ‘absurd’ and ‘wacky’https://t.co/mdWzkl0Ykc

— Tommy Lightfoot Garrett (@LightfootInHwd) June 19, 2023

… Barr said that Trump did some good things as president but that he does not believe Trump should continue to be the Republican standard-bearer.

“He will always put his own interests and gratifying his own ego ahead of everything else, including the country’s interests,” Barr said. “This is a perfect example of that.”

Barr, who drifted away from Trump after the deadly Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, resigned from Trump’s Cabinet in December 2020 amid disagreements with the president over whether to accept the election results.

Barr also said on CBS News that he believes Trump is vulnerable in the Jan. 6 case…

Despite all his repeated criticism of Trump, Barr still says he’ll vote for him if he’s the Republican nominee.

E.g. (good for @GayleKing to not let go of the question):https://t.co/dEDi7AJVls

Everyone platforming Barr needs to ask: will you vote for Trump if he’s the nominee? https://t.co/IlMX9GATyT

— Pete Strzok (@petestrzok) June 18, 2023

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41Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    June 23, 2023 at 9:33 pm

    In a similar vein

    House Freedom Caucus weighs kicking out Marjorie Taylor Greene

  2. 2.

    cain

    June 23, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    Fuck off Barr!
    Eat shit and enjoy the FO part of Fuck around

    ETA. Skeeee !! #2…!

  3. 3.

    Origuy

    June 23, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    @Baud: I can’t eat any more popcorn.

  4. 4.

    cain

    June 23, 2023 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud: ​
     
    So much winning 🥇

  5. 5.

    Cameron

    June 23, 2023 at 9:41 pm

    @Baud: Sort of like Russia kicking out Wagner, except with Jewish space lasers.

  6. 6.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 23, 2023 at 9:44 pm

    “I also think that he is trying to get Republicans to move away from Trump as the best means of taking the White House in 2024.”

    Which is crazy: Trump absolutely is their best means of taking the White House in 2024. I don’t think anyone else could do it, but he can.

  7. 7.

    Alison Rose

    June 23, 2023 at 9:46 pm

    Trump calling anyone else “sloppy” has gotta be the height of audacity.

  8. 8.

    eclare

    June 23, 2023 at 9:50 pm

    Yeah he’s a criminal who puts his own interests before anyone else’s, and he called me a gutless pig, but I’ll still vote for him.  What a spineless POS.

  9. 9.

    Jerzy Russian

    June 23, 2023 at 9:56 pm

    @eclare:   An obvious follow-up question for Barr is “is there anything Trump can do to make you vote for someone else?”  I don’t see many of the prominent “reporters” asking that.

  10. 10.

    bbleh

    June 23, 2023 at 9:57 pm

    Uh … rooting for injuries?

    Because Barr should be consigned to the lower sub-basements of his fondly-imagined Opus-Dei Hell, I would say that whatever he says should be utterly ignored, EXCEPT that he’s busy tearing down TFG, and it helps to be able to say “even his own Attorney General says …”

    What a despicable meatsack.

  11. 11.

    Parfigliano

    June 23, 2023 at 10:03 pm

    Nothing Barr says or does can redeem his conduct as AG in two GOP Administrations.  I literally hope he drowns in a cess pool.

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 23, 2023 at 10:11 pm

    Both of these shitstains can go fuck themselves.

  13. 13.

    West of the Rockies

    June 23, 2023 at 10:12 pm

    I have to think Barr’s government career is over.  He won’t get appointed to any position of authority.   Oh, he may end up on a board of directors or get a teaching position, but at 73, at least he won’t be able to muck up the DOJ again.

  14. 14.

    Citizen Alan

    June 23, 2023 at 10:21 pm

    @Baud: Dare I hope that the treasonous witch might actually get primaried?

  15. 15.

    Tony G

    June 23, 2023 at 10:21 pm

    At least Marjorie Taylor Greene versus Lauren Boebert is good for laughs.  These two jackasses, not so much.

  16. 16.

    Suzanne

    June 23, 2023 at 10:23 pm

    Someone needs to shoot this fucker into the surface of the goddamn sun.

  17. 17.

    Scout211

    June 23, 2023 at 10:24 pm

    “He will always put his own interests and gratifying his own ego ahead of everything else, including the country’s interests.”

    Mirror, mirror on the wall . . .

  18. 18.

    Jeffro

    June 23, 2023 at 10:27 pm

    @Origuy:

    @cain: LOL, yes

     

    @Parfigliano:

    @mrmoshpotato: 110% this, only perhaps more so

  19. 19.

    Kay

    June 23, 2023 at 10:32 pm

    My (shortsighted) view is Barr being on tv is a net positive for us because all normies will hear is his blustery denunciations of Trump, and Trump IS the GOP.

    Normies aren’t engaging in all this nuance. They are “there’s a Republican on tv who says Trump is a criminal”. That’s good!

    I don’t care that much if Barr is doing it to whitewash his (pathetic) career. I think it works in our favor.

  20. 20.

    piratedan

    June 23, 2023 at 10:38 pm

    @Kay: tend to agree with this, if the MSM continues to force us to listen to GOP mouth-breathers, the least they can do is have someone on who can make the needed points that what Trump has done is a crime, and a completely self-inflicted one.

  21. 21.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 23, 2023 at 10:50 pm

    @Kay:

    That’s why I don’t mind Christie out there running his mouth and getting booed by Trump’s “Christian” base. Let him keep pointing out rump is the scumbag he really is, if not worse.

  22. 22.

    Percysowner

    June 23, 2023 at 10:55 pm

    @Baud: ​
     The French Revolution ended up eating those who started it. Robespierre died on the guillotine after “having been branded a failed dictator by the right and a moderate by the left”. Not saying we will be so lucky as to see this and boy we don’t need all the bloodshed that came with the French Revolution, but the party for “leopards eating faces” often ends up eating the faces of those who put them in power.

  23. 23.

    Geminid

    June 23, 2023 at 10:56 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Christie will have some choice words for DeSantis, too. I don’t believe Christie can win the nomination, and I’m glad he is in the race.

  24. 24.

    eversor

    June 23, 2023 at 10:56 pm

    @eclare:

    He said he’d do that and other stuff because of liberals over turning the traditional sex, gender, patriarchy, and heirarchy roles that are in The Faith.  Which makes it impossible to live out and passdown The Faith.  And all that stuff is old testament, new testament, and from Jesus as well.  Christianity strikes again!

  25. 25.

    Alison Rose

    June 23, 2023 at 11:00 pm

    @eversor: Does anyone like you in real life?

  26. 26.

    kindness

    June 23, 2023 at 11:22 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Trump absolutely can’t take back the White House.  He lost by over 7 million votes in 2020.   He will lose by even more in 2024.

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 23, 2023 at 11:28 pm

    @kindness:

    Trump absolutely can’t take back the White House.  He lost by over 7 million votes in 2020.   He will lose by even more in 2024.
     

    Let’s make it so!

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    June 23, 2023 at 11:29 pm

    @Alison Rose

    One trick moany.

    “Nothing to see here, move along” acts as a mighty fine palliative.

  29. 29.

    eclare

    June 23, 2023 at 11:32 pm

    @kindness:

    Unfortunately the electoral college comes into play.  Most people thought he had no chance in 2016, I always maintained he had a non-zero chance of winning.

    Don’t get me wrong, I like our chances, and I will do what I can to defeat him.  But I will be nervous.

  30. 30.

    ian

    June 23, 2023 at 11:48 pm

    @Kay: I agree.  No matter how it is spun, the Attorney General (and not the one named Jefferson Beauregard Sessions IV) is on television saying the guy he served under is unfit for office.  The Republicans can’t get Eric Holder or Loretta Lynch or any Democratic office holder this side of Tulsi Gabbard to say anything similar about Biden.

  31. 31.

    The Moar You Know

    June 23, 2023 at 11:54 pm

    House Freedom Caucus weighs kicking out Marjorie Taylor Greene

    @Baud: this is no surprise.  This is a group of self-obsessed narcissists AND SHE’S GETTING ALL THE PRESS.  They can’t stand that.

    Problem is she will get even more attention pissing into the tent than trying to piss out with the other clowns.

    I’m calling it now; she wants to be president and will run next cycle.

  32. 32.

    Eolirin

    June 23, 2023 at 11:54 pm

    @Geminid: Great, you’ve jinxed it, he’s going to end up President now. :P

  33. 33.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    June 23, 2023 at 11:54 pm

    @Alison Rose:

     

    @Alison Rose:

    Trump calling anyone else “sloppy” has gotta be the height of audacity.

    Depths seemed more fitting to me, but we do agree in form

  34. 34.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 23, 2023 at 11:57 pm

    @eclare: Cornel West (his campaign manager Jill Stein), Bobby Kennedy (Dennis Kucinich) and No Labels (with or without Joe Manchin) will do everything they can to help him

  35. 35.

    Splitting Image

    June 23, 2023 at 11:58 pm

    @eversor:

    He said he’d do that and other stuff because of liberals over turning the traditional sex, gender, patriarchy, and heirarchy roles that are in The Faith. Which makes it impossible to live out and passdown The Faith. And all that stuff is old testament, new testament, and from Jesus as well. Christianity strikes again!

    You’re gonna be shocked at how quickly those shitheels throw Christianity out the window the second it becomes convenient to do so. If Ayn Rand weren’t a woman, they’d have already found themselves a new Messiah.

  36. 36.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    June 24, 2023 at 12:22 am

    @Parfigliano: Nothing Barr says or does can redeem his conduct as AG in two GOP Administrations.  I literally hope he drowns in a cess pool.

    I’m more interested that he struggle in the cesspool, thereby eating shit. After that, he’s in the hands of the fates.

  37. 37.

    Ramona

    June 24, 2023 at 12:23 am

    @The Moar You Know: OMG! I think you are RIGHT!

  38. 38.

    pacem appellant

    June 24, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Barr and I share a common passion—a love of bagpipes—and I hate that.

  39. 39.

    m.j.

    June 24, 2023 at 4:17 am

    In the clip Barr says about 30 seconds into it, “Trump has many good qualities.”

    I hit pause and ask to no one, “Name one.”

  40. 40.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    June 24, 2023 at 5:51 am

    @m.j.: At least Hitler was a good dancer and house painter, Dump is neither.

  41. 41.

    Manyakitty

    June 24, 2023 at 6:31 am

    @Suzanne: the sun deserves better, but it’s a good plan, nevertheless. Literally every word that gutless shitbag says means nothing once he says he’s willing to vote for the traitor again. JFTDC.

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