I’m not sure if you all saw it, but all our thoughts and prayers are coming through and Mitch McConnell apparently had a mini-stroke on live tv yesterday:
Then the Minority Leader of the World’s
Greatest Retirement Home Greatest Deliberative Body was, instead of being ushered back to his office to write a letter of resignation was ushered back to the podium to say “EVERYTHING IS FINE WHO AM I WHAT AM I DOING HERE.”
For those of you who say I shouldn’t be so giddy about this or that they “wouldn’t wish this on anyone,” well, you’re just a better person than me. This person is a fucking monster and my only regret is he didn’t die already in a great deal of pain. There are VERY few people who have caused more pain for the American people (Reagan, Laffer, Grover Norquist, Leonard Leo come to mind) than this piece of shit, and his unprincipled hyper-partisanship is a major reason we are in the mess we are in politically. So fuck him, and may he keep falling and freezing up until he finally, at long last, drops dead and rots away, with his flesh finally becoming as rancid as his soul.