Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The problem people have with Biden’s age is the color of the VPs skin.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

When the time comes to make an endorsement, the pain of NYT editors will be palpable as they reluctantly whisper “Biden.”

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

It could be worse. Vance could have said “post-menopausal sows.” Waiting for that audiotape to surface.

Be a traveling stable for those who can’t find room at the inn.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

If you are in line to indict donald trump, stay in line.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

So many bastards, so little time.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

The gop couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

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Every *legitimate* President, maybe?…

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  1. 1.

    NotMax

    Beamed up to the mothership as retaliation for those gosh darn Congressional hearings.
    :)

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    HumboldtBlue

    If anyone wants to see video of my godmother being kissed by Rock Hudson, hit me up.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    I don’t see the illiterate scratch of the PAB on it.  So legitimate Presidents only.

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    Amir Khalid

    It’s not hard. Just have a committee of historians and auctioneers from, say, Sotheby’s work out a market value for the lost engraving, and then bill Mr Carl Sferrazza Anthony for that amount.

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    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    @Amir Khalid: Well, this could screw up the “Last chance to buy a $60 t-shirt and listen to songs you can’t escape on oldies radio” tour. Was there ever a band so over-played on the air?

    And, will someone tell Billy Joel that, as he hasn’t had any new material in 24 years, it’s time to sit home and count his money.

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