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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / 4 charges

4 charges

by David Anderson|  August 1, 20235:36 pm| 378 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, 2024 Elections, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, Trump Indictments

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Trump indicted on 4 charges in DC

4 charges

Update 1: The indictment is here. I am not a lawyer, nor do I ever want to be one, but it sure seems that the attorneys who wrote the document enjoyed their work. It is a fast 45 page read.

Update 2: Just who are the unindicted co-conspirators:

Putting names to the list of six co-conspirators:

1 (a) = Rudy Giuliani
2 (b) = John Eastman
3 (c) = Sidney Powell
4 (d) = Jeffrey Clark
5 (e) = Ken Chesebro
6 (f) = ??? https://t.co/wRKtNSLK0E

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) August 1, 2023

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378Comments

  1. 1.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 1, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    Good news!

    This is almost as good as Taco Tuesday. Almost…

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    Let the charges fly!

  3. 3.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    Tick tock motherfucker

  4. 4.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    👍🇺🇲

  5. 5.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    Wow!!

  6. 6.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    🧁🎂

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    Post story here:

    Jan. 6 grand jury files indictment in Trump 2020 election probe

    A grand jury investigating the efforts of former president Donald Trump and others to overturn the results of the 2020 election has returned an indictment, though the document remained under seal and it was not immediately clear who was charged, or with what alleged crimes.

    Trump’s legal team was notified Tuesday that the former president had been indicted, according to a person familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the indictment had not yet been made public.

  8. 8.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Not sure why but I sang that to the horrendous tune of Let the Eagles Soar and somehow it worked for me.

  9. 9.

    dexwood

    August 1, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    Popping a cork here while mrs. dexwood cheers and dances.

  10. 10.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 1, 2023 at 5:40 pm

    Excellent news. Way to go, Jack!

  11. 11.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    @MomSense:

    🦅🇺🇲

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    @MomSense: Let the ….charges soar!

    Yeah, it scans. Sorry for the horrific earworm.

  13. 13.

    caphilldcne

    August 1, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    Finally

  14. 14.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    It would not be humanly possible for me to scream GO FUCK YOURSELF as loud as this deserves. ENJOY THE NEW INDICTMENTS, YOU SACK OF SHIT.

    The Trump campaign railed against the Department of Justice and President Joe Biden in a statement released shortly after an indictment was returned against an unnamed person by the grand jury investigating him.
    The campaign described the effort as part of a witch hunt and questioned why it would take more than two years “right in the middle of President Trump’s winning campaign for 2024” to bring charges in the 2020 election case.
    “The answer is, election interference! The lawlessness of these persecutions of President Trump and his supporters is reminiscent of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, the former Soviet Union, and other authoritarian, dictatorial regimes. President Trump has always followed the law and the Constitution, with advice from many highly accomplished attorneys,” it said.

  15. 15.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    Cake?

  16. 16.

    Ken

    August 1, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    All four charges start with “Conspiracy”. I assume that means others are also being charged?  Unless they all turned state’s evidence, I suppose.

  17. 17.

    rmjohnston

    August 1, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    Pretty tame and limited charges given what Trump’s known to have done. Good news, but a superseding indictment down the line would be much better news.

  18. 18.

    Danielx

    August 1, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.

  19. 19.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @mvr: Wine.

  20. 20.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    From FTNYT:

    Former President Donald J. Trump was indicted on Tuesday in connection with his widespread efforts to overturn the 2020 election following a sprawling federal investigation into his attempts to cling to power after losing the presidency to Joseph R. Biden Jr.
    The indictment was filed by the special counsel Jack Smith in Federal District Court in Washington.

    It accuses Mr. Trump of three conspiracies: one to defraud the United States, a second to obstruct an official government proceeding and a third to deprive people of civil rights provided by federal law or the Constitution.
    “Each of these conspiracies — which built on the widespread mistrust the defendant was creating through pervasive and destabilizing lies about election fraud — targeted a bedrock function of the United States federal government: the nation’s process of collecting, counting and certifying the results of the presidential election,” the indictment said.
    The indictment said Mr. Trump had six co-conspirators, but it did not name them.

  21. 21.

    Betty Cracker

    August 1, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    Goddamnit to hell! This WOULD happen when I’m working late under a fucking deadline PLUS on antibiotics and therefore sadly unable to have a celebratory cocktail or four. Oh well. I am industriously and soberly happy for America.

  22. 22.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    Note to all media outlets and talking heads, including the brain-dead crew at Fox: if you have any – any – House GOP members on your show tonight, or if you don’t have Adam Schiff or Liz Cheney on, you’re worse than worthless and need to just go jump in the nearest volcano.

  23. 23.

    trollhattan

    August 1, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    Everywhere we look: witches. 🧙‍♀️🧹🧙‍♀️🧹🧙‍♀️

  24. 24.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’ll have a few (or more) for you, Betty!  ;)

  25. 25.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    From the Guardian:

    The indictment lists six co-conspirators but does not name them: four attorneys, a justice department official and a political consultant

    “Political consultant” covers a lot of territory.  Stone? I don’t think he’s considered a “consultant,” he’s generally described as an “activist.”  Steve Bannon??!!
    “Justice Department Official” – could be Eastman, or Clark. (ETA: Whoever it was that was AttyGen when TFG couldn’t appoint Eastman.)
    “Four Attorneys” – Powell, Wood, and who else in TFG’s braintrust?​

  26. 26.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @rmjohnston: Oh thank God, the buzzkills have arrived!!!!

  27. 27.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    Smithmas.  And Wine O’Clock. Tra la la.

    Alert me when Jack Smith speaks, please.

  28. 28.

    Mai Naem mobileI

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: that’s the least they can do for not letting us have our taco trucks at every corner.

  29. 29.

    RevDocEDJ

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    Ooops, indicted again!

  30. 30.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @CaseyL: Rudy is, technically, an attorney.

  31. 31.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    I think there is time for plenty more indictments, as events play out.  This might be the appetizer; it might be the banquet.  We just do not know.

  32. 32.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Let the charges fly!

    Until it’s prison for The Former Guy!

  33. 33.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @dmsilev: ​
    …for now.

  34. 34.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @CaseyL: Rudy?

  35. 35.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    Oooh:

    The initials on the indictment case number are TSC, indicating that it has been randomly assigned to Judge Tanya S. Chutkan, a 2014 Obama appointee.

    She’s the one who wrote “Presidents are not kings, and plaintiff is not president”.

  36. 36.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @Tinare: ​

    @dmsilev: ​

    Rudy – and Jenna Ellis? That would be sweet indeed.

    I tend to forget about those two because they were such obvious no-hope clowns, with their fake “hearings” and nutball witnesses.

  37. 37.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @Alison Rose:   I will toast to that!

  38. 38.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    Via Mastodon, indictment here.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149.1.0_1.pdf

  39. 39.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @Elizabelle: I’ve got Georgia on my mind.

  40. 40.

    BeautifulPlumage

    August 1, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    I hope WaterGirl has her cake ready!

  41. 41.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    Yep. Rudy is attorney #1

     

    Eastman #2

  42. 42.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Elizabelle: It was such a good line. He would’ve needed some aloe for that burn!

  43. 43.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Alison Rose: I guess we were owed some good karma after Aileen “loose” Cannon got the classified-documents case.

  44. 44.

    SoupCatcher

    August 1, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    Co-Conspirator 3, an attorney whose unfounded claims of election fraud the Defendant privately acknowledged to others sounded “crazy.”  Nonetheless, the Defendant embraced and publicly amplified Co-Conspirator 3’s disinformation.

     
    Has to be Sidney Powell.

  45. 45.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:51 pm

    @David Anderson: The hair-dye is running down in a veritable waterfall as we speak.

  46. 46.

    BeautifulPlumage

    August 1, 2023 at 5:51 pm

    @Alison Rose: sweeeeet!

  47. 47.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:51 pm

    “His efforts to change the outcome in any state through recounts, audits, or legal challenges were uniformly unsuccessful.”

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  48. 48.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 5:51 pm

    Jeffrey Clark seems to be co-conspirator #4. Also comes off as a real asshole.

    But we knew that.

  49. 49.

    Mallard Filmore

    August 1, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    The real joy will begin when the evidence is released.

  50. 50.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    I know they can’t because it’s a legal document and blah blah, but I wish they’d take a cue from Randy Rainbow and name him as DONALD JESSICA TRUMP.

  51. 51.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    @SoupCatcher: Is there an additional charge of crimes against fashion sense for that coat of hers?

  52. 52.

    rikyrah

    August 1, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  53. 53.

    TheronWare

    August 1, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    Dotard is going down in flames Ha! https://youtu.be/pjVkwX5Yt2Y

  54. 54.

    bbleh

    August 1, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou Uncle Jack! These are the BEST Smithmas presents EVER!!

  55. 55.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    Watching trump turn on his own people (Powell, Giuliani, Eastman) and then watching them say “wut?  that effing moron TOLD me to do it!” is going to be soooooo sweet!

    And MAGA-world will settle on “the Orange Emperor was betrayed by his own lawyers!”…which means, they’re essentially admitting trump DID lose…which means…

    …oh, it’s all too much to think about (or type while chugging a beer)

  56. 56.

    p.a.

    August 1, 2023 at 5:55 pm

    Huh, just read it while listening to Hüsker Dü’s New Day Rising, and the specific song “I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About”, followed on the album by “How to Skin a Cat”!

  57. 57.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    I hope, fervently, that we have cameras in the Courthouse for the Trump trial(s).

    We want to see this in real time, unfiltered, and before fake video and malicious bots and AI get into the mix.

    We deserve to watch this.

  58. 58.

    JWR

    August 1, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    Oh thank God, the buzzkills have arrived!!!!

    So far, it’s just the one, but thank you for calling it out!

  59. 59.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    The 6 co-conspirators are not named because they are not charged.

    They will not be tried now with Trump.

    Andrew Weissmann says this is because Jack Smith wants speed. He wants Trump and he wants him fast.

  60. 60.

    Cameron

    August 1, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Alison Rose: Wonder if any of these “highly accomplished attorneys” are among the ones his current lawyers want to throw under the bus.

  61. 61.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 5:57 pm

    Haha. News outlets now struggling to track the state of all the court cases. Here’s a NYT tracker article. And we haven’t even got all the indictments that we’re going to get at the state and federal level.

    By next spring we’re going to have news anchors with nightly shows that look like election night coverage.

    And finally! The first copy of the whole indictment I’ve found. Also a NYT link, sorry if it’s paywalled.

  62. 62.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 5:57 pm

    August 1 is now my favorite holiday and I don’t mind explaining that to my kids, grandkids, or posterity in general.

    “Gather ’round now, young’uns, and I’ll tell you why Grandpa Jeffro braves the heat every year on August 1st to sit out on the porch, watch the sunset, and destroy a case of cheap light beer…”

  63. 63.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:57 pm

    C-Span has an empty podium, where Smith has yet to arrive.

    And some blonde expert, and open phones.  Not interested.  Just bring on Father Smithmas.  Please.

  64. 64.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @Jeffro:

    And smoke crack?

  65. 65.

    RSA

    August 1, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @Alison Rose:  “The answer is, election interference! The lawlessness of these persecutions of President Trump and his supporters is reminiscent of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, the former Soviet Union, and other authoritarian, dictatorial regimes. President Trump has always followed the law and the Constitution, with advice from many highly accomplished attorneys,” it said.

    A funny thing: Trump sued CNN for defamation, saying that CNN’s calling his election claims a Big Lie suggested to viewers that Trump was equivalent to Hitler; this case was thrown out of court this past week.

    And of course here he is calling everyone else Nazis.

  66. 66.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    Jack Smith wants speed. He wants Trump and he wants him fast.

    IronMan gonna get what he wants.

    Surgical strike.

  67. 67.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @Cameron: Rooting for injuries!

  68. 68.

    BeautifulPlumage

    August 1, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @MazeDancer: this news just keeps getting better and better!

  69. 69.

    Delk

    August 1, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    🎶 I’m going to join the band…🎶

  70. 70.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    @RSA: Nazi slurs for me but not for thee!

  71. 71.

    Bill Arnold

    August 1, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    @rmjohnston:

    Pretty tame and limited charges given what Trump’s known to have done.

    Is that the the new-new-new Position of the Goalposts?

  72. 72.

    hedgehog mobile

    August 1, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    Margarita or champagne?  Yes please!

  73. 73.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    Meadows is mentioned in the indictment, but not described as a co-conspirator.  Very interesting.

  74. 74.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    Wanna know who the Senator was in section 101 who tried to convey false Michigan & Wisconsin certificates to Pence on January 6. My bet is Ron Johnson, but it could be someone else.

  75. 75.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    You love to see it!

  76. 76.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @Jeffro:

    August 1 is now my favorite holiday

    Maybe Jack Smith is a deadhead and he wanted to honor Jerry’s memory. I’m 1000% sure Jerry would have hated the shit out of Trump.

  77. 77.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @Alison Rose: Just like the wallows returning to Crapistrano.

  78. 78.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @MazeDancer: ​
     

    He wants Trump and he wants him fast.

    Yeah but… I want ALL the ratfucking traitors charged at some point. I want them named, charged, and convicted…pour encourager les autres, IYKWIMAITYD.

  79. 79.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    “Listen my children, and you shall hear, of the Sturgeon Moon indictment, with charges so clear ….”

    But lots more presents to come!  Smithmas is a multi-day festival.

  80. 80.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @Kathleen: LOLOL!!

  81. 81.

    Kay

    August 1, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    and a third to deprive people of civil rights provided by federal law or the Constitution.

    That is really important to me- that it be recognized that these people wanted to throw out millions of votes and install the loser. They were more than happy to disenfranchise all of us and they would do it again in a heartbeat if it meant clinging to power. They violated our rights and they were government agents when they did it.

  82. 82.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @Kay:

    Agreed.

  83. 83.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @CaseyL:  Shot.  I’d be good with “shot” added to that list.

    But indicted, tried, convicted, and imprisoned.  May have to do.

  84. 84.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @rmjohnston: very convictable charges with the same sentences as sedition

  85. 85.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Kay:  Very true.

    And a DC jury will decide this case.

  86. 86.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: ​

    Dammit, the NYT link seems to be graphics rather than text you can copy and paste. (Whew! Mac has a graphics-to-text toy in the context menu.) Here are more details on the 6 co-conspirators, from pages 3-4. Maybe jackals who know the cast of characters can figure out who these might be?

    The Defendant’s Co-Conspirators The Defendant enlisted co-conspirators to assist him in his criminal efforts to overturn the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election and retain power. Among these
    a. Co-Conspirator 1, an attorney who was willing to spread knowingly false claims and pursue strategies that the Defendant’s 2020 re-election campaign attorneys would not.
    b. Co-Conspirator 2, an attorney who devised and attempted to implement a strategy to leverage the Vice President’s ceremonial role overseeing the certification proceeding to obstruct the certification of the presidential election.
    c. Co-Conspirator 3, an attorney whose unfounded claims of election fraud the Defendant privately acknowledged to others sounded “crazy.” Nonetheless, the Defendant embraced and publicly amplified Co-Conspirator 3’s disinformation.
    d. Co-Conspirator 4, a Justice Department official who worked on civil matters and who, with the Defendant, attempted to use the Justice Department to open sham election crime investigations and influence state legislatures with knowingly false claims of election fraud.
    e. Co-Conspirator 5, an attorney who assisted in devising and attempting to implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding.
    f. Co-Conspirator 6, a political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding.

    Does Co-Conspirator 4 sound like Jeffrey Clark?

    Edit: Never mind. I see it’s already been answered below at #92.

  87. 87.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Baud had it above but just in case:

     

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149/gov.uscourts.dcd.258149.1.0_1.pdf

     

    Paragraph 1:  “The Defendant lost the 2020 Presidential election” hahahaha loser

  88. 88.

    FastEdD

    August 1, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Alison Rose: Hot damn. This one is gonna stick. No pre-disappointment here. Chocolate cake tonight. Maybe a couple gummies (they are legal here.)

  89. 89.

    Steeplejack

    August 1, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Could have sworn there was a bottle of cheap bubbly in the Sighthound Hall cellars. Oh, well, bottomless rum and tonic it is. Just in time for Ari Melber to bring it with the thunder on MSNBC.

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    @rmjohnston: I am sure that Jack Smith will apologize at his presser.  JFC.

  91. 91.

    different-church-lady

    August 1, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Gosh, it must be Give-Merrick-Garland-No-Credit-O’Clock again.

  92. 92.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    Per Bluesky’s own @pbump.com:

     

    1. Giuliani

    2. Eastman

    3. Powell

    4. Jeff Clark

    5. Cheseboro

    6. Political consultant tbd

     

    https://bsky.app/profile/joekatz45.bsky.social/post/3k3witm5ufu2r

  93. 93.

    Cameron

    August 1, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    @Kathleen: I’d prefer a gallows at Mar-a-Lago.

  94. 94.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    I just made a really nice Bourbon Old Fashioned, and am roasting veggies in the oven for a very nice ratatouille, and CAKE later, or maybe some All-American Fuck the Seditionist LoserChocolate Chip No Traitors Here Cookies

  95. 95.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I love love the stone-cold open:

    “The Defendant, DONALD J. TRUMP, was the forty-fifth President of the United States and a candidate for re-election in 2020. The Defendant lost the 2020 presidential election.”

  96. 96.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    “If your insurrection lasts longer than four hours, consult an attorney.”
    //

  97. 97.

    different-church-lady

    August 1, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
      Nope, no witches. Criminals.

  98. 98.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @rmjohnston: Pretty tame and limited charges given what Trump’s known to have done.

    Charging conspiracy allows the actions of the co-conspirators to count as actions of the defendant. In a way that enlarges the badness of the actions in question since some of their actions make the malign intent even clearer.  Would not want to be any of those co-conspirators, especially not Eastman or Clark.

  99. 99.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    I wonder if Jack Smith will come out at 6:30, so that he will be at the top of the newscasts.

    A few more reporters seated in front of the empty podium.  They know it will be a while …

  100. 100.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    “These claims were false, and Defendant knew they were false.”

    well when you put it like that, LOCK HIM UP

  101. 101.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Kay: Greg Landsman, the Dem who defeated Chabot in OH#1, hit Chabot hard in his campaign ads with, “He tried to steal your vote”. It was one of his man themes, along with pointing out Chabot’s opposition to health care. Very effective I thought.

  102. 102.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    We’ve come full circle with the broadcasting of empty podiums.

  103. 103.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:08 pm

    @BeautifulPlumage:

    @Elizabelle:

    Weissmann and Karyal agree that in the regular world this trial would start by November.

    Feds are fast.

  104. 104.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:08 pm

    @M31:  Bourbon Old Fashioned.

    Cannot have you drinking alone.  Might be Manhattan time.

  105. 105.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Baud:

    We’ve come full circle with the broadcasting of empty podiums.

    Perfect!!  Laughing.

  106. 106.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Elizabelle: Too much to hope that Smith walks up there and leans into the mic and says “That’s right, bitch” and walks away?

  107. 107.

    Geminid

    August 1, 2023 at 6:09 pm

     

     

    @David Anderson:

    Rabbit rabbit, motherfucker!

  108. 108.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 1, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Betty, SOMEbody has to be the designated driver tonight.

    I don’t drink anyway, so I am volunteering for sober support tonight. Cheers, everyone (sips apple juice)

  109. 109.

    Kay

    August 1, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Kathleen:

    Oh,Im glad. I felt real rage at Ginni Thomas. Did she not get what she was doing? She was ready to disenfranchise half the country. It’s outrageous.

  110. 110.

    BeautifulPlumage

    August 1, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @MazeDancer: and I assume no classified documents or other evidence to have to work out. Wonder what the judge’s calendar looks like.

  111. 111.

    Lapassionara

    August 1, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @David Anderson: Thanks. I had sussed out the first 4, but didn’t remember Chesbro (sp?)

  112. 112.

    smith

    August 1, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    Maybe one of the lawyers here will tell us if by not indicting the co-conspirators now, it forecloses indicting them later after the boss has been taken down?

  113. 113.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @Alison Rose:  He can think it!

    Just last night, my friend was telling me she laughs at the “resting executioner face” quip.  It is so perfect.

  114. 114.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @smith:

    They can be indicted later.

    I wonder if Rudi is cooperating though.

  115. 115.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @smith: I’m not a lawyer but it doesn’t.

  116. 116.

    Raoul Paste

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    I already had a milkshake today, so cake is right out.
    I hope the evidence is rock solid, irrefutable and widely disseminated

  117. 117.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @Elizabelle: *clink*

    A Toast! To many more years! IN PRISON, DONNY!

  118. 118.

    piratedan

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @Elizabelle: gonna cut the head off the snake, granted it may be a hydra, but still, taking that smirking SOB off the board would be a welcome move.

  119. 119.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    Turns out Jack Smith is an anagram for Eliot Ness

  120. 120.

    Roger Moore

    August 1, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @CaseyL:

    The indictment mentions the following:

    Co-Conspirator 1, an attorney who was willing to spread knowingly false claims and pursue strategies that the Defendant’s 2020 re-election campaign attorneys would not.

    Co-Conspirator 2, an attorney who devised and attempted to implement a strategy to leverage the Vice President’s ceremonial role overseeing the certification proceeding to obstruct the certification of the presidential election.

    Co-Conspirator 3, an attorney whose unfounded claims of election fraud the Defendant privately acknowledged to others sounded “crazy”.  Nonetheless, the Defendant embraced and publicly amplified Co-Conspirator 3’s disinformation.

    Co-Conspirator 4, a Justice Department official who worked on civil matters and who, with the Defendant, attempted to use the Justice Department to open sham election crime investigations and influence state legislatures with knowingly false claims of election fraud.

    Co-Conspirator 5, an attorney who assisted in devising and attemption to implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding.

    Co-Conspirator 6, a political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding.

    I haven’t been following the details as closely as others here, but those should all be easily identifiable from the descriptions.

  121. 121.

    AM in NC

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @mvr: That was my burning question as well.

  122. 122.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @Baud: This puts a lot of pressure on the co-conspirators to cooperate.

  123. 123.

    Eolirin

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @mvr: Man, I would love to see some of the members of congress who were tied up in this hauled up and forced out of office over this, especially when we can replace them with Democrats. Johnson not being able to finish out his term would be fantastic. Would greatly increase our odds of holding the Senate next year.

  124. 124.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    Vanity Fair email:  Breaking.  Donald Trump Indicted for an Astonishing Third Time.

    And we have not even heard from beloved Georgia yet.

  125. 125.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    Rachel probably hot footing in from Northampton for tonight’s special.

    Guess MSNBC has some kind of secret helicopter way they can do it.

    Poor Andrew Weissman started at 3:30 i think and is likely to be on tap until midnight.

  126. 126.

    Steve in the ATL

    August 1, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    @Baud: the equal time rule is back!

  127. 127.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    @smith

    No, it does not foreclose being indicted in the future.

  128. 128.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    @smith: It does not.

  129. 129.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    Indictment’s naming as co-conspirators Trump lawyers, along with Trump, is very important to the case. It will help eliminate any “advice of counsel” defense. Mike Pence, a lawyer, previously telegraphed that would be Trump’s line of defense.

  130. 130.

    boatboy_srq

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    @MomSense: Thread officially won.

  131. 131.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    Jack Smith up.

  132. 132.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    @David Anderson: Cheesebro is (unofficially) named! Score.

    Jeff Clark isn’t surprising at all. I hope these assholes (and that Stephen Miller is the consultant) all get charged once Trump’s trial is underway.

  133. 133.

    trollhattan

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    Tomorrow, whilst nursing the hangover, treat yourself to “Reservation Dogs” Season 3, the final installment.

  134. 134.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I have a sick sense of humor but that piece you posted would make a great satiric comedy sketch “So Who Wants To Date A Fascist”. And here are tonight’s contestants! Behind Door #1, is Conspirator 1, (add the rest of the paragraph.) Mark Burnett would produce it and NBC would air it in a heartbeat. Hmm. I may work on this. I wrote a sketch called “So You Want To Marry A Corporation!”, but the tech giant left the contestant for a slutty Silicon Valley start up.

  135. 135.

    smith

    August 1, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    About the judge:

    Chutkan, an Obama appointee, is the only federal judge in Washington who has sentenced January 6 defendants to sentences longer than the government had requested, according to NBC.

  136. 136.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 1, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    I think you’ll find this song is the perfect song for felony Tuesday!

  137. 137.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    August 1, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    Is Ginni T the political consultant co-conspirator?

  138. 138.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    Fueled by lies.  Lies by the defendant.

  139. 139.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @Elizabelle: I’m REALLY sad that my favorite bar is only open Friday->Sunday.

    Just gonna have to make my own drinks tonight. Pity.

  140. 140.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @smith: Sounds good.

  141. 141.

    trollhattan

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    Did his minions take away all of Donny’s phones? I expect some broken caps locks tonight.

  142. 142.

    p.a.

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    Anyone got the stomach to watch Fux?  Are they going with: Hunter Biden’s links to Zyklon B or some such puke instead of the indictments?

  143. 143.

    Bill Arnold

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @Kay:

    I felt real rage at Ginni Thomas.

    Might she be the political Consultant? :-)
    (Just throwing that out for the laughs.) ETA scooped by Formerly disgruntled in Oregon, but many people must be having this thought, while they sip another drink.

  144. 144.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    I have a slight crush on Andrew Weissman.  Don’t tell anyone.

  145. 145.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    The Speedy Trial Act was invoked in the Mar-A-Lago case, but given the judge there – Cannon – it was clear it would get delayed outward. If there’s any satisfaction there it’s that the trial is still in May 2024 well before the general election.

    A speedy trial here will NOT have the reasons for delay – the classified docs clearance that the lawyers need – so the hope is that THIS trial will be set for November without delay.

    My question is, will these charges be helpful in blocking trump from campaigning under the 14th Amendment?

  146. 146.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @different-church-lady: Like the Airing Of The Grievances at Festivus sans Feats Of Strength.

  147. 147.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @Bill Arnold:

    Hard to believe that won’t be Bannon or Stone. But we’ll see.

  148. 148.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @PaulWartenberg:

    Tonight may be a 2 glasses of wine night!  No driving for me, though.

  149. 149.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    @Roger Moore:  Love that list of co-conspirators, it’s like the Dramatis Personae of an Agatha Christie mystery

    1. Major Eustace Blackenthaller, the club bore, whose tedious stories of his unlikely exploits in India made everyone want to kill him,

    2. Lord Crumblyshire, Earl of Toad-in-the-Hole County, Sussex, whose overbearing nature made everyone want to kill him,

    etc.

  150. 150.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    Smith says there can be more charges.

  151. 151.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    Whyyyyyy do they babble questions at him when they were told he would not answer questions? Fucking babies.

    Also, poor Jack. Man looks like he needs a nap for about 4 days.

  152. 152.

    smith

    August 1, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @PaulWartenberg: I saw somewhere that Alvin Bragg might be willing to delay his case to help clear the decks for this one.

  153. 153.

    Manyakitty

    August 1, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @David Anderson: Lock. Him. Up.

  154. 154.

    Bill Arnold

    August 1, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @Baud:

    Hard to believe that won’t be Bannon or Stone. But we’ll see.

    Either would make me smile. Stone would make me grin big.

  155. 155.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Alison Rose:  He looks like he is not very comfortable making statements outside of court.

  156. 156.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Cameron: Oooh Ooooh! Even better! Audience votes for the one who lives. Then a cadre of goons tries to overturn their votes! Whoever survives the stoning wins!

  157. 157.

    dmsilev

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    <Oprah> You get an indictment! and you get an indictment! and you get an indictment! EVERYBODY gets an indictment!</Oprah>

  158. 158.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

     

    @BeautifulPlumage

    All her cases after Sept being reassigned one imagines

    @dmsilev:

    Loser with a Cap L

    Guessing there will be ample evidence that Trump stone, cold knew he had lost, too.

  159. 159.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @rmjohnston:

    I too believe there will be superseding indictments but I don’t see these as tame.  Conspiring to deprive millions of people, including me and presumably you, of their legal votes is pretty serious shit on my list.  Probably too 5; definitely top 10.

  160. 160.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    I like that Jack Smith praised those who have been working on these cases, in numerous states, and spoke of the “women and men.”

    Props to Fani Willis and Letitia James.

  161. 161.

    Ruckus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Taco Tuesday!!!!

  162. 162.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @MomSense:

    I’m cuing up some Gin and Tonics, double lime with 3 dashes of Peychauds

  163. 163.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    🎶 Re-indicted and it feels so good / Re-indicted like we knew Jack would 🎵

  164. 164.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @Baud: Empty podiums are people, too, my friend.

  165. 165.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Oooh that’s fun!  Or we could go with the classic “bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do”

  166. 166.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @dmsilev:   You bet!

    Georgia says:  hold my peach schnapps.

  167. 167.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: Bravo!

  168. 168.

    brantl

    August 1, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @CaseyL:  Dudy Ghouliani?

  169. 169.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Yeah, isn’t it?  He’s been very quiet lately.  Flipped?  Magic 8 Ball says very likely, I think.

  170. 170.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Quinerly:  Interesting.  Never tried Peychaud’s in a G&T.  Usually Rose’s Lime Juice.

    Goes on the list for August.

  171. 171.

    Anoniminous

    August 1, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    I’m wondering where Trump is going to get the money to pay for all the lawyers he’s going to need.

  172. 172.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Elizabelle: ​

    I think we all remember the “superseding indictment” in the classified documents case from just a few days ago. All along, I’ve heard lawyers mention that prosecutors can always file superseding indictments, but they talked about it like it was kind of an anti-climax.

    Not when Jack Smith does it. That little minor update occupied the news all weekend.

    Smith (indictment #1): “There were these 31 classified documents he was hoarding. Also listen to this tape where he appears to have another classified document he’s showing uncleared people.”

    TFG: “There was no document. Plans? Those were plans for a golf course! Smith has nothing on me. Nothing, I tell you!”

    Smith (superseding indictment): “Oh a minor update. Here’s document #32, the one he was waving around on that audio tape.”

    He is exactly the right prosecutor for this job. A master at the psychological warfare element of it.

  173. 173.

    Kathleen

    August 1, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @Kay: I’m glad, too. Yes. Ashamed she is from my home town of Omaha.

  174. 174.

    Noskilz

    August 1, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    The week is definitely  looking up!

  175. 175.

    Ruckus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    We could all scream it together….

    Hell that might make his head explode. Aw well great dreams often don’t come true….

  176. 176.

    brantl

    August 1, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @dmsilev:  Rudy WAS an attorney, hasn’t he been disbarred, yet?

  177. 177.

    sphex

    August 1, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Thank you so much for the link to the whole thing!

  178. 178.

    hueyplong

    August 1, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    Loved J Smith’s demeanor. Kind of like a very much controlled anger.

  179. 179.

    boatboy_srq

    August 1, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: And they’re coming to take him away hoho heehee haha

  180. 180.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @Kay: I took it kind of personally every time Giuliani got on TV and explained why my vote and my wife’s in southeastern PA should be thrown out.

  181. 181.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    Another nice feature of the single indictment leading to a quicker trial is that the pressure will be on the co-conspirators to cooperate.  After the trial is over they will have little to trade with so they have to make up their minds quickly and well before the election where they will be hoping Trump is elected and will then pardon them.

  182. 182.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:  Smith is used to war criminals.

    Which is what we have here.

  183. 183.

    WaterGirl

    August 1, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @BeautifulPlumage: WaterGirl is in the same boat as Betty Cracker!

    Crazy deadline for Friday.  Worked 11.5 hours yesterday, should do the same today.  Ugh.

    Cake will have to wait.

  184. 184.

    ian

    August 1, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    Days later, after the CISA Director — whom the Defendant had appointed– announced publicly that election security experts were in agreement that claims of computer based election fraud were unsubstantiated, the Defendant fired him.

    Only the best people

  185. 185.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 1, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @Anoniminous: Rhymes with Tussia

  186. 186.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    And you know what else happens this month?

    Fani Willis indictments!

  187. 187.

    prostratedragon

    August 1, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    I think this indictment smiled at me. “At Last”

  188. 188.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    Prussia?

  189. 189.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: That’s a shame.

  190. 190.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    🤣🤣🤣 I am ded.

  191. 191.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Aw. When I’m president, my DOJ will work around your schedule.

  192. 192.

    Kay

    August 1, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    I did too. And what they did in Detroit! Just this shameless declaration that they needed to throw out votes.

  193. 193.

    Ruckus

    August 1, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in over 20 yrs.

    This might just be a good reason.

    It might be far more satisfying after the trial.

  194. 194.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    @mvr: Ooh…good point.

    Watching Trump go down means the  co-conspirators running out of time to step up.

  195. 195.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    Garland to speak.

  196. 196.

    Sheldon Vogt

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    So, if Ginni Thomas isn’t one of the unindicted co-conspirators, might we see her later?

  197. 197.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    Jack Smith or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Summer of Indictments

  198. 198.

    Spadizzly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    Merrick Garland to speak soon.

  199. 199.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    @Tinare:

    “Who’s feckless now, bitches?”

  200. 200.

    Manyakitty

    August 1, 2023 at 6:29 pm

    @Delk: 🎶 we’re gonna sing and dance in celebration 🎶🎉🎉🎉

  201. 201.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:29 pm

    @Kay:

    Though I know it’s very unlikely, how delicious would it be if Ginni is the political consultant to be named later?

  202. 202.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Technically, it’s called a “St. Charles.”

    A few years back, my hobby du jour was old school cocktails. Learning about them, mixing them, and throwing cocktail themed parties. 1/2 my guests didn’t go to work after my “Soixante Quinze” Party.

  203. 203.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @Ruckus: I don’t drink at all and never have, but this is a time when I wish I could knock back a little champagne. I should have prepared and added some Martinelli’s sparkling cider to my last Instacart order!

  204. 204.

    Tinare

    August 1, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    @Baud: I so want that to be what he says!

  205. 205.

    Anonymous At Work

    August 1, 2023 at 6:30 pm

    QUESTION: Won’t an “assistance of counsel” defense, as TFG has been previewing, require TFG to take the stand in order to testify as to his state of mind as he received counsel’s advice and how he reacted to it?

    IAAL but never practiced, so I don’t know if there are sneaky ways to get this into a trial, but if Meadows and Molly Michael, his executive assistant, are both lined against him, I don’t see a good way forward.  It’s not like Powell, Eastman, Guiliani, et alia will testify that “Yes, I knowingly gave him advice for illegal acts and kept the illegality from him and the 2000 other lawyers around him, including those testifying against him.”  Each of these un-indicted (for now) coconspirators have testified in their disbarment proceedings and other situations, so there’s got to be a record of “I just advised him, TFG decided.”

  206. 206.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    ❤️

  207. 207.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    Full indictment at WaPo

  208. 208.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 1, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    They indicted him so hard it knocked us into italics.

  209. 209.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Quinerly: lol the “Soixante Quinze”, I made them a few times, *ooooof* they are good and also knock you on your ass

    that’s the one named after the WWI gun the “French 75” yes?

  210. 210.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Heh. Everyone is just drunk now.

  211. 211.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: Perhaps to convince the jury, but not as a matter of law. The state has to prove that there was a meeting of the minds to prove conspiracy and a reasonable doubt is all it takes to defeat that. (Not that the evidence here is not overwhelming and likely to grow.)

  212. 212.

    Steeplejack

    August 1, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @p.a.:

    Now on Fox: “Fun summer salads.”

    Now on the Food Network: “Trump indicted!”

    (h/t old Twitter joke)

  213. 213.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 1, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Surgical strike.

    Also presenting a simple case for the jury. Complicated cases can get bogged down.

    Plus, I’m guessing that those who flipped aren’t getting off scot free — rather any plea deals are contingent on their testifying.

    And those who didn’t flip…. well there’s plenty of time to indict them too. Additional charges for additional people at the right time could be…. persuasive in getting them to cooperate, especially if it looks like Trump won’t be there to pardon them.

  214. 214.

    Old School

    August 1, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Darn Update #2!

    Edit: Italics fixed!

  215. 215.

    satby

    August 1, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: yeah, WTF???

    Whew, fixed.

  216. 216.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    Same here in SW PA.  Pisses me off no end.

  217. 217.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    August 1, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I thought I was the only one that was happening to. That was weird lol

  218. 218.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    @Quinerly:  I have been sporadically picking through a book called “Last Night on the Titanic,” which has, among other things, a lot of recipes for the turn of the last century cocktails.  Some sound delicious!

    I like that they used smaller glasses, too.  Supersizing has not been good for us.

  219. 219.

    Scout211

    August 1, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    No cake for me. But I Just pulled a peach crisp out of the oven made with yummy fresh peaches. I think I will go celebratory crazy and add ice cream on top!

    Yay indictment day!

  220. 220.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: That is the rumor

  221. 221.

    Anoniminous

    August 1, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: ​
     
    Putin (a) has his own problems and (b) Little Donnie is beginning to reek of loser stink

  222. 222.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):  I am not drinking yet.  I see no italics.

    Listening to MSNBC;  I see Rachel promising an “Indictment Special” at 8 pm.  And doesn’t that sound like an adult beverage?

    Has Garland spoken yet?

  223. 223.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 1, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Is Smith streaming anywhere for those of us who don’t have cable TV?

  224. 224.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    @David Anderson:  Ginni being charged would be great for forcing her deplorable husband to recuse.  Eventually.  If any case ever makes it there.

  225. 225.

    WaterGirl

    August 1, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    @Tinare: Garland to speak?  Where can we watch?

  226. 226.

    Anonymous At Work

    August 1, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    @mvr: Meeting of the minds is easier here because “I think Sidney Powell is nuts” is immaterial if TFG thought she’d do X if allowed and then she did X.  That’s the meeting of the minds.

    So, I’m trying to think ahead of how defense would show “She’s the real deal” as Trump’s “real” inner monologue, without Trump testifying.

  227. 227.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    The Sazerac is my favorite winter cocktail. With rye, not bourbon. And, I leave some absinthe in the glass…instead of just the wash.

  228. 228.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: here’s a youtube clip, starts at the 17 min or so mark:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4zvFKzoSEU

  229. 229.

    Delk

    August 1, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @Manyakitty: 😁

  230. 230.

    satby

    August 1, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @Elizabelle: the whole blog was in italics for about 90 seconds. Weird.

  231. 231.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:  Allegedly on C-Span.  FWIW, I just heard his remarks; did not see them.

    I don’t have cable either.

    For MSNBC:  look for Rocking Rooster.  Free online stream.

    https://livenewschat.eu/politics/?wpmeteordisable=menu

  232. 232.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @satby:  FYWP was celebrating!

  233. 233.

    Quiltingfool

    August 1, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    I knew it was a good day to make chocolate chip pie!  Well, I WANTED a chocolate chip pie, had no idea it would be a celebration pie!

    Today has been a very good day.  This is my last month to pay my health insurance premium, as I and Medicare both turn 65 this year, so more money to spend on fabric.  I made good progress on quilting a ginormous quilt (it’s about 115” x 115” and it’s taking a long time as I am doing ruler work – outlining the blocks, it’s tedious).  AND chocolate chip pie!

    Best of all – TFG indicted.  I agree with Kay, the indictment for depriving citizens of their civil rights – my favorite.  Don’t fuck with my vote.

    Sort of off topic, but not.  A couple of days ago, I was reading LGM comments, and someone came up with a new word – “Jacksmith.”  Like, “Ooh, the Ferret-headed Shitgibbon is going to be Jacksmithed!”

    I know several of you can come up with more creative uses of Jacksmith than I!

  234. 234.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    @Scout211:

    Yeah, though I’d love to drink a bottle of vino to celebrate, I have too much to do at work tomorrow and several of my work colleagues will be absent, so it will only be two of us holding down the fort and getting drunk tonight won’t be helpful.  So I have a pint of ice cream with the ingredients of a Nutty Buddy stirred in that I’m gonna break out later.  That’s almost as good as a nice Pinot.

  235. 235.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    @M31:

    Yes. The crowd at my old house that ended up so sick was knocking them back. I was serving traditional way in champagne glasses. The looks were priceless when someone asked what was in it….Gin and champagne.

  236. 236.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: I think chain connections through other conspirators would work. She worked together with Guilliani on a good bit of the action here.

    (If I agree w you to do my bit to accomplish X and you agree with why to do your joint bit to accomplish X I think we still have a conspiracy to accomplish X.  We don’t all have to be in the same room at the same time to conspire – I think but don’t know for sure.)

  237. 237.

    XYZ123

    August 1, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    @CaseyL:

    The people who fit the descriptions of the six unnamed co-conspirators listed in the indictment are:

    1. Giuliani?
    2. John Eastman
    3. Sidney Powell
    4. Jeffrey Clark
    5. Lin Wood (former attorney)
    6. I have no clue what non-lawyer political consultant this may refer to.
  238. 238.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 6:46 pm

    @Baud: that too

    “now…step back a bit, kiddos…the fumes from Grandpa’s pipe are about to get a little big stronger than usual, but that’s okay because Smithmas!”

  239. 239.

    XYZ123

    August 1, 2023 at 6:46 pm

    @SoupCatcher: 100% certain.

  240. 240.

    gwangung

    August 1, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: Wouldn’t this be an occasion to order out at the bakery?

  241. 241.

    smith

    August 1, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    How’s this for sweet irony? Not only is the assigned judge a woman and an Obama appointee, she’s POC and an immigrant (from Jamaica).

  242. 242.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @WaterGirl: It was just a minute or two to reporters outside.

  243. 243.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    You can stream MSNBC free here.

    Watchng it now. Will be watching it for the special at 8.

  244. 244.

    M31

    August 1, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    Dark Brandon leans back on his iron throne

    and smiles

  245. 245.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    @gwangung: The bakery which has been stocking up on indictment cakes for just this eventuality. (Could happen; WaterGirl lives in Illinois and not Nebraska where there are no plausible candidates for the relevant bakery.)

  246. 246.

    geg6

    August 1, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    @smith:

    Love it!  Karma’s a bitch.

  247. 247.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @Kathleen

    Something like this?
    :) //

  248. 248.

    Burnspbesq

    August 1, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @rmjohnston:

    Gotta disagree about the charges. These will be relatively easy to present to a jury, and carry what is effectively a life sentence for a morbidly obese guy in his 70s. Don’t need anything more.

  249. 249.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @M31:

    Dark Brandon leans back on his iron throne

    takes a lick of ice cream

    and smiles

     
    Fixed.

  250. 250.

    Scout211

    August 1, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    This from NBC

    I think we’ve all been speculating about how that went down.

    Prosecutors said in the indictment that on Jan. 5, 2021, Trump met alone with Vice President Mike Pence.

    “When the Vice President refused to agree to the Defendant’s request that he obstruct the certification, the Defendant grew frustrated and told the Vice President that the Defendant would have to publicly criticize him,” the indictment said.

    “Upon learning of this, the Vice President’s Chief of Staff was concerned for the Vice President’s safety and alerted the head of the Vice President’s Secret Service detail.”

  251. 251.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    Kevin McCarthy is STILL trying his rubber-spiked best to defend the Orange One – unreal!  Note that now he is an “ardent supporter” of trumpov:

    House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), an ardent supporter of Donald Trump, claimed that the Justice Department’s indictment of the former president is an attempt to “distract from the news” on President Biden and his son Hunter, and “attack the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.”

    “House Republicans will continue to uncover the truth about Biden Inc. and the two-tiered system of justice,” he vowed.

    Oh Kev, Kev, Kev…I think it was Adam Schiff who said something about “being tied to trumpov with a cord of steel for all time” but I might be paraphrasing here…

    LOLOL

  252. 252.

    patrick II

    August 1, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    FOX NEWS Special Report

    Trump campaign immediately sent out a campaign fund request.

    House majority leader McCarthy: Hunter Biden blah, blah, blah.

  253. 253.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @patrick II:

    He’s going to need it.

  254. 254.

    mvr

    August 1, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @Jeffro: ​
     Isn’t Kevin going to be a witness?

  255. 255.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    Eastman has admitted he is an unindicted co conspirator.

    He and his wife live in Santa Fe. Their neighbors have been staging protests in front of their house off of Bishops Lodge Road for at least a year.

    https://www.abqjournal.com/news/local/trump-lawyer-john-eastman-and-his-wife-have-ties-to-new-mexico-that-go-back/article_9fbd400e-8057-54e3-8748-16e185548fb7.html

  256. 256.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @trollhattan:Tomorrow, whilst nursing the hangover, treat yourself to “Reservation Dogs” Season 3, the final installment.

    this is me, completely

    LOLOL

  257. 257.

    Anotherlurker

    August 1, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    Enjoying an Anchor Steam and savoring the flop sweat and bitter tears coming from the fascist party.

    I hope trump has developed an ulcer and a severe case of Shingles from all the karma catching up with him.

  258. 258.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @Burnspbesq:  Yes!  And TFG needs to go to prison.

    I have never thought he would escape unscathed.

  259. 259.

    Citizen Scientist

    August 1, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    Personally, I am hoping that our friend Ginni T. is cc #6, but I have a feeling we won’t be that lucky.

  260. 260.

    rikyrah

    August 1, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @bbleh:

    😂😂😂😂😂

  261. 261.

    Quinerly

    August 1, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Anotherlurker:

    Did you stockpile a stash? That was one of my late 1980’s beers.

  262. 262.

    Burnspbesq

    August 1, 2023 at 6:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Meadows is mentioned in the indictment, but not described as a co-conspirator.  Very interesting.

    Occam’s razor sez Meadows is cooperating. It also makes Trump’s recent trip to Asheville look like a potential case of witness tampering.

  263. 263.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 6:58 pm

    No cake for me, but I decided to stop and get some sushi to bring home.  I rarely get it now because my mom doesn’t like it.  She’s already eaten so tonight I’m going to enjoy.

  264. 264.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 6:58 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: win!

    @Elizabelle: Win!

    @Alison Rose: WIN!

    For what it’s worth, I have my trump “dirty fucker” t-shirt on, the one I only break out for bigly indictment days!  =)

  265. 265.

    persistentillusion

    August 1, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    @MazeDancer: What’s she doing at Smith?

  266. 266.

    Bill Arnold

    August 1, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Oh Kev, Kev, Kev…I think it was Adam Schiff who said something about “being tied to trumpov with a cord of steel for all time” but I might be paraphrasing here…

    Kevin McCarthy is Donald J. Trump’s dick remora.

  267. 267.

    rikyrah

    August 1, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Cause he sang like a canary 🎤🎤🎤🎤

  268. 268.

    XYZ123

    August 1, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    Ooh.  Somebody reminded me that Stephen Miller is the political consultant who fits the description of unnamed co-conspirator No. 6.

    So, the list is:

    1. Rudolph Giuliani?
    2. John Eastman
    3. Sidney Powell
    4. Jeffrey Clark
    5. Lin Wood
    6. Stephen Miller?
  269. 269.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    LOL Ari Melber called it a “shouting indictment”.

  270. 270.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    Is Joy Reid going to apologize for all the disparagement of Merrick Garland?  Who is not just a bystander?

  271. 271.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 1, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @Baud: There you go showing off again 😉

  272. 272.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @Citizen Scientist: if Ginni is #6 and gets indicted, I’m drawing up my will.  I’ll keel over from the sheer, unrestrained joy of it all.

  273. 273.

    cain

    August 1, 2023 at 7:04 pm

    @Alison Rose: Looking for the Fox News chryon where they have Donald Trump (D) in it :D

  274. 274.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 7:05 pm

    @XYZ123

    #6 Peter Navarro, at first impression.

  275. 275.

    trollhattan

    August 1, 2023 at 7:05 pm

    @Jeffro: Still have my Bad Hombre shirt somewhere.

  276. 276.

    Mike in NC

    August 1, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    But did special prosecutor Jack Smith have tears in his eyes as he read the indictments?

  277. 277.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    What does “Shouting Indictment” mean??

  278. 278.

    JPL

    August 1, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    @Quiltingfool: Enjoy the pie!

  279. 279.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    No booze or actual cake for me, but I made a batch of Not Corn Bread (a bread mix for diabetics/keto fans) and to my total surprise the end result is quite good!

    …I devoured three slices; that’s how good. With butter and a tiny little bit of honey.

    The rest will go into the fridge and, hopefully, will still be good cold, or good reheated in the microwave.

  280. 280.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    @Elizabelle: It’s a play on the term “speaking indictment”. He was saying it was a rather loud speaking indictment :)

  281. 281.

    different-church-lady

    August 1, 2023 at 7:08 pm

    @Quinerly: It was originally a cognac cocktail.

  282. 282.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 1, 2023 at 7:08 pm

    @Elizabelle: ​
      A speaking indictment is an indictment with a strong narrative element. Shouting indictment is a play on that.

  283. 283.

    Mousebumples

    August 1, 2023 at 7:09 pm

    @[email protected] 🔗 https://mstdn.social/users/ElleGray/statuses/110816647841124718

    dear god please let trump try to escape prosecution by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine

  284. 284.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 7:09 pm

    @NotMax: ​
    That would get a happy dance from me.

    @Elizabelle: ​
    It’s a play on the term “speaking indictment,” which is an indictment that lays out the charges in a narrative style and chronological order.

  285. 285.

    trollhattan

    August 1, 2023 at 7:09 pm

    Three quiet years, shattered?

    Former President Donald Trump will take his 2024 campaign to California after the state Republican Party changed its presidential nominating rules to his potential advantage. The California GOP announced on Tuesday that Trump will address the state convention on Sept. 29 during a lunchtime keynote speech.
    “As California Republicans prepare to play a major role in deciding who our Party’s 2024 presidential nominee will be, I look forward to President Trump speaking with our delegates about his plans to move our country forward,” said Jessica Millan Patterson, California GOP chairwoman, in a statement. The state GOP made its announcement on the same day a federal grand jury returned a sealed indictment of Trump for his alleged interference in the 2020 presidential election. This marks the third criminal indictment for the former president. Trump is also facing New York charges related to 2016 hush-money payments and federal charges related to classified document handling.
    Trump’s visit comes after state Republicans changed their presidential nominating procedure during the weekend to give all of California’s 169 delegates to anyone who wins the March 5 primary with more than 50% of the vote. If no candidate wins with 50% plus one, the delegates are divided based on their percentage of the primary vote. Candidates need 1,234 delegates to win the Republican nomination, meaning the state could provide the primary winner with a sizable chunk of votes. Previously, the state GOP awarded presidential delegates based on which candidate won each of California’s 52 congressional districts.

    https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article277863638.html#storylink=cpy

    I, for one, cannot wait.

  286. 286.

    JPL

    August 1, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    I’m trying to catch up on all the news, since the grand imps were here.

    trump is comparing himself to stuff that happened in Nazi German and the Soviet Union.

  287. 287.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    Too early to break out the booze so breaking about some Donovan in the interim.
    ;)

  288. 288.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    and then there’s this: RFK Jr super PAC got half of its funds from a GOP megadonor

    more of this please, snooze media!  get the word out!

  289. 289.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 1, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    I like that the charges are simple and the indictment lays out the entire story of the coup plot in easy-to-understand terms, emphasizing that everyone is lying about everything over and over and over. It’s a good read.

  290. 290.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @Mousebumples: LOLOL!!

  291. 291.

    Steeplejack

    August 1, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    What others have said. “Speaking indictment” is a term of legal art, and Melber was taking it up a notch.

  292. 292.

    MazeDancer

    August 1, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @persistentillusion: Rachel lives in Northampton.

    She has spoken now and again at Smith. But Northampton is a lively town where Smith is no longer the main employer.

  293. 293.

    Burnspbesq

    August 1, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:

    Yup. It’s also a blanket waiver of attorney-client privilege.

  294. 294.

    MisterForkbeard

    August 1, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @XYZ123: I really hope it’s Stephen Miller. Dude deserves to go to jail just on moral grounds, but if they indict him later for this I’d be really happy.

    He ALSO looks like he drowns kittens for fun, but that’s not proved. Yet.

  295. 295.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:12 pm

    @trollhattan: LOL California Republicans. Close to being added to the endangered species list.

  296. 296.

    CaseyL

    August 1, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    From Cory Rayburn Young, on Mastodon:

    FWIW, my educated guesses as to the numbered co-conspirators are:

    1) Rudy
    2) Eastman
    3) “Kraken” Powell
    4) Jeffrey Clark
    5) Kenneth Chesebro (which is somehow a real person’s name)
    6) Cleta Mitchell

  297. 297.

    Bobby Thomson

    August 1, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    @XYZ123: 5 is Chesebro.  You can tell from other allegations in the indictment.

  298. 298.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 7:14 pm

    #287:

    breaking about = breaking out

  299. 299.

    Mai Naem mobileI

    August 1, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    @Eolirin: yes, this. Biggs and Gosar. Add in Perry, Gaetz and MTG and you don’t have a GOP majority. And I am not even considering Santos.

  300. 300.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    @Steeplejack:   Thank you.

  301. 301.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    LOL Pence telling Trump “girl bye”. But of course also having to gets in digs at Biden.

  302. 302.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 7:16 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I have a feeling that lying in all its forms is the thing that Jack Smith was put here on Earth to destroy.

    He picked the right guy to start with.

  303. 303.

    HumboldtBlue

    August 1, 2023 at 7:16 pm

    @Mousebumples: ​ 

    Summer Blockbuster!!!

  304. 304.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    @Alison Rose: yup!  LOL

    Whole new ballgame, GOP…think about your next steps carefully!

    (offer does not extend to Kevin “it’s all a distraction from Hunter Biden!” McCarthy)

  305. 305.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    Thank you, jackals, on speaking and shouting indictments.

    I think Jack Smith’s speaking indictment is brilliant.  Spell it out clearly, not a lot of lawyerese.

    Average Americans, and the defendant, can understand the language.

  306. 306.

    Mai Naem mobileI

    August 1, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    @XYZ123: i thought Miller was  working at the WH till the end.  I am assuming the political consultant was an outside consultant not a WH employee. I was thinking it was Bannon.

  307. 307.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 1, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    @Kay: Her and Flynn are two more I would like to see in Iron and chains.

  308. 308.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    I don’t think all one third of American adults believe Trump’s lies.  I think they are stubborn gits who don’t want to admit they got it wrong, and won’t back down.  But in their hearts, or their intellect … I think many of them do not believe.

  309. 309.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 1, 2023 at 7:20 pm

    @CaseyL: ​
     Yes: thanks to the wonders of Google and Wikipedia, the first 5 co-conspirators are 99%* likely to be:

    1. Rudy Giuliani
    2. John Eastman
    3. Sidney Powell
    4. Jeffrey Clark
    5. Kenneth Chesebro

    I’m still working on the 6th.

    * I think it’s 100% likely, but I don’t want to get out over my skis. :)

  310. 310.

    Dahlia

    August 1, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    @M31: Can I get the recipe for those cookies please?

  311. 311.

    Dahlia

    August 1, 2023 at 7:23 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch: I prefer Nemesis.

  312. 312.

    Steeplejack

    August 1, 2023 at 7:24 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    What an empty suit.

  313. 313.

    brantl

    August 1, 2023 at 7:24 pm

    @Kathleen:  Rotating tag nomination!

  314. 314.

    David Anderson

    August 1, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    @CaseyL: Don’t think it is Mitchell for #6 as she is an attorney first and foremost who does politics rather than a political consultant….

  315. 315.

    Ann Marie

    August 1, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    @Anoniminous: Especially with the “Client is a loud-mouth uncooperative asshole” add-on fee any smart firm would charge him.

  316. 316.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    @Elizabelle: ​

    Common cult dynamic. Realizing the cult leader is a con man also means realizing you gave years of your life, perhaps your kids lives, your life savings, etc, to a con man. Big step to admit all that to yourself.

    But when people are able to break away, they tend to be very VERY angry. At themselves, but also at the cult leader.​

  317. 317.

    Roger Moore

    August 1, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    @Alison Rose: ​
     

    LOL California Republicans. Close to being added to the endangered species list.

    I won’t be happy until there are more delta smelt in California than Republicans.

  318. 318.

    H.E.Wolf

    August 1, 2023 at 7:27 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: ​
     I see that Business Insider scooped me on the first 5!
    https://www.businessinsider.com/who-are-trump-co-conspirators-january-6-indictment-2023-8

    … and they can’t identify #6 with certainty, either.

  319. 319.

    Jeffro

    August 1, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    On a lark, I just searched some of my old emails trying to tell my RWNJ dad and brother that with trump, it would eventually come to this.

    No shit, I found this piece from the NYT, August 2018: The Full-Spectrum Corruption of Donald Trump (link is gifted)

    For Republicans, honor and integrity are now passé. We saw it again last week when the president’s longtime lawyer Michael Cohen — standing in court before a judge, under oath — implicated Mr. Trump in criminal activity, while his former campaign chairman was convicted in another courtroom on financial fraud charges. Most Republicans in Congress were either silent or came to Mr. Trump’s defense, which is how this tiresome drama now plays itself out.

    It is a stunning turnabout. A party that once spoke with urgency and apparent conviction about the importance of ethical leadership — fidelity, honesty, honor, decency, good manners, setting a good example — has hitched its wagon to the most thoroughly and comprehensively corrupt individual who has ever been elected president. Some of the men who have been elected president have been unscrupulous in certain areas — infidelity, lying, dirty tricks, financial misdeeds — but we’ve never before had the full-spectrum corruption we see in the life of Donald Trump.
    For many Republicans, this reality still hasn’t broken through. But facts that don’t penetrate the walls of an ideological silo are facts nonetheless. And the moral indictment against Mr. Trump is obvious and overwhelming. Corruption has been evident in Mr. Trump’s private and public life, in how he has treated his wives, in his business dealings and scams, in his pathological lying and cruelty, in his bullying and shamelessness, in his conspiracy-mongering and appeals to the darkest impulses of Americans. (Senator Bob Corker, a Republican, refers to the president’s race-based comments as a “base stimulator.”) Mr. Trump’s corruptions are ingrained, the result of a lifetime of habits. It was delusional to think he would change for the better once he became president.

    I am going to rub their fucking noses in it until the end of time, or until they admit that from 2015 onwards, I…we…were right.

  320. 320.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 1, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    @Jeffro: ​
     

    August 1 is now my favorite holiday and I don’t mind explaining that to my kids, grandkids, or posterity in general.

    “Gather ’round now, young’uns, and I’ll tell you why Grandpa Jeffro braves the heat every year on August 1st to sit out on the porch, watch the sunset, and destroy a case of cheap light beer…”

    We needed an American equivalent to Guy Fawkes Day.

    Say, didn’t Watergate’s “smoking gun” tape come out right about this time of year?

  321. 321.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    August 1, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    @NotMax:
    You might enjoy
    Al Kooper
    You Can’t Always Get What You Want + Season of the Witch.

    Seems like an appropriate combination.

  322. 322.

    persistentillusion

    August 1, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    @MazeDancer: Thanks, I learned something today.  It was a zippy town back in the 70s, too.  At least to a suburban Chicago girl.

  323. 323.

    Mai Naem mobileI

    August 1, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    @Alison Rose: she’s also black. There’s just some poetic justice in him getting a black female judge. Being an Obama appointee is just a cherry on top.

  324. 324.

    smith

    August 1, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Nixon resigned August 9. Good date for Fani Willis to shoot for?

  325. 325.

    different-church-lady

    August 1, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @Alison Rose: Jeez, all you do is encourage people to kill a guy and he turns on you.

  326. 326.

    NotMax

    August 1, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    Do feel a twinge of sympathy toward the custodial staff at Bedminster.

    They’ll be squeegeeing ketchup off walls for weeks.

  327. 327.

    cain

    August 1, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    @David Anderson:

    MORTAL KOMBATTT!!!

  328. 328.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    @different-church-lady: I know! So disloyal. Tsk tsk.

  329. 329.

    cain

    August 1, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Just so you know – today is Lughnasadh – a wiccan harvest holiday. It’s all a super full moon – so extra luck.

    Just remember – reap what you sow, MOTHERFUCKER!

  330. 330.

    Mike in NC

    August 1, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    Washington Post online headline tonight is a thing of beauty.

  331. 331.

    cain

    August 1, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @RevDocEDJ:

    sung to Brittany Spears, “Oops, I did it again”

    🎝 Oops, indicated again – Jack, let you believe that you can get away with it. Jack just gave it a push, Trump didn’t know.. it was so serioooouus 🎝

  332. 332.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 1, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    Let’s go with a little Burton Cummings:

    He’s come undun
    He didn’t know what he was headed for
    And when he found what he was headed for
    It was too late
    It’s too late, he’s gone too far, he’s lost the sun, he’s come undun
    .

  333. 333.

    Origuy

    August 1, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    Has no one mentioned that today is the festival of Lughnasadh, the beginning of harvest in the Celtic calenday? It used to involve the sacrifice of a bull. Today we sacrifice a bullshitter

    ETA Oops, cain beat me to it.

  334. 334.

    Dahlia

    August 1, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    “I will honor Smithmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.”

  335. 335.

    Scout211

    August 1, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    @Mike in NC: Washington Post online headline tonight is a thing of beauty.

    I clicked on the WaPo site to find out what the thing of beauty was and was confronted with this:

    Opinion: How Joe Biden’s compassion for his son blew up in his face
    By Joe Klein

    Joe Klein.  Still an asshole.

  336. 336.

    Anonymous At Work

    August 1, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    @mvr: Meeting of the minds doesn’t have to be in same place and time, iirc.  Telling Guiliani to work with Sidney on X, and Sidney undertakes steps to do X, you have a conspiracy.  Chains work for Smith’s side.

    What would you need to show on TFG’s side without calling TFG, Guiliani or Powell to witness stand?  As a defense attorney, I’d be chewing cyanide capsules by the dozen before letting my client put any of them on the witness stand.

  337. 337.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    August 1, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    Finally. May these criminals get everything they deserve.

  338. 338.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    Unfortunately, the constitution prohibits cruel and unusual punishments.

  339. 339.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    @Elizabelle: She actually did! To a degree, but she did.

  340. 340.

    Another Scott

    August 1, 2023 at 7:55 pm

    Good, good.

    It would be interesting if Mr. Pillow got an indictment.

    Now to read the comments…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  341. 341.

    Miss Bianca

    August 1, 2023 at 7:55 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    He’s so indicted/and he just can’t hide it/he’s about to lose it all, and I THINK I LIKE IT!

    Let’s get indicted!

  342. 342.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:55 pm

    I think a fresh thread, on this topic, would be minty. I shall be watching Rachel Maddow at 8, and hoping that she doesn’t drag out her delivery so much.

  343. 343.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 1, 2023 at 7:56 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: ​

    Meeting of the minds doesn’t have to be in same place and time, iirc. Telling Guiliani to work with Sidney on X, and Sidney undertakes steps to do X, you have a conspiracy. Chains work for Smith’s side.

    Or how about the Queen of Soul?

    Chain chain chain, chain chain chain,
    chain chain chain, chain of fools

  344. 344.

    Baud

    August 1, 2023 at 7:56 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Just tune in at 8:30.

  345. 345.

    Kent

    August 1, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @CaseyL:“Political consultant” covers a lot of territory.  Stone? I don’t think he’s considered a “consultant,” he’s generally described as an “activist.”  Steve Bannon??!!
    “Justice Department Official” – could be Eastman, or Clark. (ETA: Whoever it was that was AttyGen when TFG couldn’t appoint Eastman.)
    “Four Attorneys” – Powell, Wood, and who else in TFG’s braintrust?​

    Both Eastman and Clark are also attorneys I think.  And of course there is Giuliani.

  346. 346.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @Baud:  Yeah, really!  LOL.

    But want to get out on a dog walk about that time.  Gorgeous moon should be up about 9 tonight.

  347. 347.

    Alison Rose

    August 1, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    JFC I really wish Nixon hadn’t resigned and he had been prosecuted just so there would be less of this “OMG THIS IS SO HISTORIC YOU GUYS!!!!” crap happening. Like, we fucking know. So what???

  348. 348.

    Manyakitty

    August 1, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @Quinerly: he’s my favorite mean girl. Every once in a while he lets loose with this evil snicker and I am HERE for it.

  349. 349.

    Elizabelle

    August 1, 2023 at 8:03 pm

    @Alison Rose:   Agreed.  Tiresome shit.

  350. 350.

    Steeplejack

    August 1, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    @Dahlia:

    “This is the way.”

    (Mandalorian.)

  351. 351.

    Kent

    August 1, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    Of course DeSantis is exposing his constitutional illiteracy by saying it is unfair to hold the trial in Washington DC.

    No dipshit, the Constitution demands it:

    Article 3 section 2 (Judiciary) clearly states:  The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; 

    And the 8th Amendment clearly states:   In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, 

    You don’t want to face a Washington DC jury?  Don’t commit crimes in Washington DC.

  352. 352.

    Mike in NC

    August 1, 2023 at 8:06 pm

    Has anybody said yet that this is ‘good news for Ron DeSantis’?

  353. 353.

    Old School

    August 1, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Washington Post online headline tonight is a thing of beauty.

    I’ll assume “Trump charged for efforts to overturn 2020 election” wasn’t the thing of beauty.

    What did it say?

  354. 354.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 1, 2023 at 8:10 pm

    Harry Litman thinks conspirator #6 is Steve Bannon.https://youtu.be/4WT3bFT25UA?t=245​​​

    Link isn’t going to the right timestamp but it’s about 4:05.

  355. 355.

    Jackie

    August 1, 2023 at 8:10 pm

    @NotMax: Maybe they hid the ketchup in anticipation. Although if TIFG is like me, I can’t eat when I’m distraught.

    But I think he’s the kind to stress eat.

  356. 356.

    Jackie

    August 1, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I think it’s Peter Navarro. Creator of The Green Bay Sweep aka enlisting the fake electors.

  357. 357.

    Anonymous At Work

    August 1, 2023 at 8:23 pm

    @Mai Naem mobileI: Wrong Miller.  CNN is reporting that it is JASON MILLER as #6.

    https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-2020-election-probe-08-01-23/h_a7292a87d581f751e6ebd5e646d8891f

  358. 358.

    Ken

    August 1, 2023 at 8:23 pm

    @Elizabelle: But want to get out on a dog walk about that time.

    I already took my walk, and didn’t see the huge crowds of angry supporters Trump said would be protesting the indictment. They probably need more time to get organized, and to decide which of them are FBI informants. So you should be safe for at least the early part of the evening century.

  359. 359.

    zhena gogolia

    August 1, 2023 at 8:27 pm

    @Baud: We were out to dinner through the whole fucking thing!

  360. 360.

    kalakal

    August 1, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    I want 2 things.

    By the time this is all over I want it to have decimated the upper ranks of the GOP: TFG & his odious family, various operatives, advisors, consultants ex officials and sundry congress critters .
    A tumbril put to use

  361. 361.

    MomSense

    August 1, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    @cain:

    Rocky Mountain Mike has a song called I’m So Indicted set to I’m so excited.  Sooo funny.

    He has so many great song parodies.

  362. 362.

    dww44

    August 1, 2023 at 8:31 pm

    @Elizabelle: I credit Jack Smith and his laser focused team for today’s  results and the earlier ones .  It should have happened a year ago.  That lack of action can clearly be laid on the AG’s  doorstep.  As my SO said a few minutes ago Merrick Garland should be on the SC.  As one who’s been of the same mind as Reid and others for many months,  his apparent caution about holding Trump directly accountable  has put us in this place where Trump’s  delaying tactics may bear more fruit for Trump himself and currently has us looking at Trump ‘s possible re-election.

    Justice delayed really can result in its denial. I don’t know who finally convinced Garland to go the Special Counsel route with Jack Smith. I applaud whoever that was, including if it was the AG himself.

  363. 363.

    zhena gogolia

    August 1, 2023 at 8:32 pm

    @dww44: Goddammit.

    Smith is building on what the DOJ already did. He named Smith when TFG declared his candidacy. Do you pay any attention to any of this?

  364. 364.

    moonbat

    August 1, 2023 at 8:33 pm

    I trotted right down to the liquor store with the puppers to pick up a fine Scotch to toast Mr. Smith and this brilliant 45-page indictment.

    That the judge chosen to hear these charges is the Right Honorable “The President is not a king. The defendant is not President” is just chef’s kiss.

    Thank you, Jack! You have given me hope that this country is salvageable after all.

  365. 365.

    Glidwrith

    August 1, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    It’s too hot to make the galette recipe Watergirl gave to me, so it will be Scalzi’s schadenfreude pie!

  366. 366.

    Jackie

    August 1, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    For those too busy to celebrate today, this Thursday is ARRAIGNMENT Day. Clear your calendars! Stock up on celebratory beverages, cake, ice cream and popcorn!

  367. 367.

    gwangung

    August 1, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    @dww44: This seems REALLY ill informed.

    What is the average time to bring a case against, say, mobsters or high level businessmen? Do you have an inkling? And do you grok that people with money and power use it to slow down the case, starting with evidence gathering and going on through the steps of the trial?

  368. 368.

    lowtechcyclist

    August 1, 2023 at 8:51 pm

    The indictment is here.

    I wish you were beautiful.

  369. 369.

    SFBayAreaGal

    August 1, 2023 at 9:02 pm

    @Alison Rose: Me too. I wanted him charged.

  370. 370.

    horatius

    August 1, 2023 at 9:13 pm

    @Jeffro: Rodent Fornicator Kennedy

  371. 371.

    Glory b

    August 1, 2023 at 9:39 pm

    @Alison Rose: Well, it should actually be “bitches.”

  372. 372.

    dww44

    August 1, 2023 at 10:10 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I’d say that I do and have done from the getgo. The fact that I disagree with the majority take  at B J doesn’t mean that I’m not  paying attention nor does it necessarily mean that I am wrong.  I remember the surprise and dismay on the part of many when it became apparent that Main Justice  was relying on the Jan 6 investigations and that it obviously had not already been undertaking its own.  It took a year and a half to get to the end of the  Jan 6 hearings and only then does the real work to hold Trump accountable actually get underway.  Before then they were going after the little fish.  I don’t remember where I read this but there was a report that Garland and his deputy AG had met early on and decided that there was no appetite in the country to go after Trump.

  373. 373.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    August 1, 2023 at 10:12 pm

    @dww44: is Jeffrey Clarke a “little fish”?

  374. 374.

    Ruckus

    August 1, 2023 at 10:28 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    I stopped over 20 yrs ago.

    Wasn’t much of a drinker but noticed that I had upped my weekly quota without paying any attention so I stopped. I’ve know too many that went down that road and if one does it often becomes somewhere along the way a one way road with no speed limit. I worked for a guy like that almost 2 decades ago but he’s not the only drunk I’ve seen in the making, and I didn’t want to see another one, especially in the mirror. Haven’t actually missed it at all except my wallet is a bit heavier

    I knew a few guys in the navy who seemed to breathe alcohol rather than oxygen. It wasn’t all that pretty.

  375. 375.

    Ruckus

    August 1, 2023 at 10:37 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    No, he does not seem to…..

  376. 376.

    dww44

    August 1, 2023 at 10:40 pm

    @gwangung: I’m not ill informed. I do understand that people with money and power will  gum up the works as much as they can:hence the concern that the indictment 2 1/2 years into the administration puts the indicted in a better position to avoid accountability thanks to the cover of running for office. Which, in turn, increases the possibility of him being re-elected and thereby in a position to put the final kibosh to our democracy. A position that might have been less likely a year ago. One year less of his having the opportunity to solidify his support among the MAGA’s and GOP primary voters.  As a matter of fact Lawrence Tribe on LOD right now agrees.

  377. 377.

    dww44

    August 1, 2023 at 10:57 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: No he’s not but he wasn’t indicted by the Justice Department. I believe the District of  Columbia bar went after his law license in July of 2022 and he stalled and delayed the hearing until quite recently.

  378. 378.

    Kathleen

    August 2, 2023 at 3:23 am

    @NotMax: Ha! Yes!

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