Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

Cole is on a roll !

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Tick tock motherfuckers!

I was promised a recession.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

We’ll be taking my thoughts and prayers to the ballot box.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

I conferred with the team and they all agree – still not tired of winning!

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

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  3. 3.

    Bostondreams

    What’s your class and race? I took a Tiefling ranger bounty hunter with a criminal background. So fun so far. SO many different ways to approach things!

  4. 4.

    Victor Matheson

    Little known fact, but Baldur’s Gate players have undergone evolutionary advances over the years that allows them to survive for up to two weeks solely consuming Cheetos and Red Bull. (Earlier evolutionary offshoots were only able to consume Mountain Dew whose lower caffeine content doomed this evolutionary line to extinction.)

  5. 5.

    JustRuss

    I asked for a John Cole BG3 review, and here we are.  Guess I should be grateful he stopped playing long enough to post even this.

  6. 6.

    Ken

    May I recommend Neil Gaiman’s short story “Virus”? It’s in his Smoke and Mirrors collection.

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    @Victor Matheson:

    Little known fact, but Baldur’s Gate players have undergone evolutionary advances over the years that allows them to survive for up to two weeks solely consuming Cheetos and Red Bull.

    That’s an evolutionary advance?

  10. 10.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    Yeah but we need to see pix of the cats. How are Maxwell & Steve?
    now that will be proof of life.

  18. 18.

    Fraud Guy

    So is it first-person, third-person, or isomorphic view?  The pictures are confusing, and I can only play the last.

  19. 19.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Don’t be fooled, it’s an experimental AI and it’s trying to trick us! Emphasis on the “mental’ part… ;)

  20. 20.

    Yutsano

    OT: A video of a MAGA Republican facing the reality that he is the actual mark. I’ve never seen someone deconstruct live before. I hope his brain will be okay. Maybe.

  21. 21.

    MisterForkbeard

    @Bostondreams: Half-drow Charlatan Bard here. It’s lovely.

     

    Favorite bard moment so far: When a True Soul threatened me, I told him I’d enjoyjmg calling him a “twat-soul” at his eulogy.

    The bard options are a great mix of juvenile, clever, and fabulous. They’re even better when talking to another bard.

  23. 23.

    Edmund dantes

    So trump is just daring the judge to do something. This stuff at the rally is pretty cut and dried.

  24. 24.

    kalakal

    I’m much happier with 1st person view.

    On a countdown for Starfield right now having already shelled out the cash

  25. 25.

    MisterForkbeard

    @Edmund dantes: Was there anything new? He was out insulting and intimidating Pence earlier, and he called Smith “mentally ill” an hour or two ago IIRC. But he pretend backed off yesterday’s threat with a laughable excuse.

  26. 26.

    J R in WV

    @MagdaInBlack:

    I’m doing OK. Several more chemo days scheduled,  2 sessions a week apart,  then 2 weeks to the next day of drippage. It takes about 7 hours to get the whole process done.

    The first several hours are drugs to protect from the actual chemo drugs which are quite toxic. They do blood work at 7am to adjust the doseages. Cisplatin and gemcitabine are the actual chemo drugs,  but there’s a couple dozen IV infusions around the two actual  doses. .

    I have had some serious side effects in the past  but more recently things have pretty smooth.

    My family’s doctor is our age, well known to be an expert curmudgeon to people who aren’t moving to treat his patient. He’s been a rock since this started last December, has been our family doctor for 40 years. Board certified Gerontology as well as the the Family Practice cert. Has told me to call him 24/7, he’s there for me.  So far always during regular business hours,  will visit him in person soon to review a recent CTscan I had, and review all my maintenance meds etc.

  27. 27.

    Avalune

    I have no idea wtf I’m doing but my half elf paladin did eventually put a hurt on some goblin bosses to save a Druid.

  28. 28.

    Dane

    @John Cole: It’s so gratifying to see a game company truly attempt something unique rather than packaging a few mechanics from multiple successful games together in a bewildering mutant synthesis.

  30. 30.

    MisterForkbeard

    @Avalune: Paladins are a great class – lots of fight, utility and they get a lot of unique dialogue options.

    Also, you WILL break your oath at some point. Everybody fucks that up eventually

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    Tim in SF

    @John Cole: This looks like I can play it on my M1 MacBook Pro. That might take some of the sting out of the fact that I can’t play Diablo 4. I feel like Blizzard betrayed us Mac users.

  37. 37.

    Nina

    I broke my oath several times, restarted several times, and I’m almost through Act 1 without oathbreaking.  Worried that I chose the wrong NPC to romance, though.  Gale is a bit of a drip.

  38. 38.

    Denali5

     

    @J R in WV,

    So good to hear from you! And good news also that your doctor is with you all the way!  Keep us posted!

  39. 39.

    Bostondreams

    @Luther M. Siler:

    my understanding is they had planned to release both versions next month, when the PS5 version is ready, but didn’t want to compete with Starfield. A good decision. My fave game series, Horizon, dropped the original and sequel in competition with Zelda and Elden Ring and I think suffered for it a bit. Though it’s awesome!

  40. 40.

    Bostondreams

    @J R in WV:

    you ever see Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan? When they put that bug in Chekov’s ear? It’s kind of like that, only it has teeth and goes in through the eyeball. And eventually you become a mini-Cthulu. Kind of.

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