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You are here: Home / Open Threads / The Fractal Damage of Minoritarian Rule

The Fractal Damage of Minoritarian Rule

by Betty Cracker|  October 4, 202312:17 pm| 271 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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In a Politico article about the House shit-show, John Harris describes McCarthy’s rise and fall as follows:

At the start, his speakership was effectively an optical illusion. At the end, it was an exercise in self-abasement.

That’s true the other way around too: McCarthy abased himself at the start, shrinking through 15 humiliating rounds of voting. In desperation, he subjected his office to the whims of firebug toddlers like Matt Gaetz, effectively making his speakership an “optical illusion” at every stage, from beginning to end.

McCarthy’s fate was foreshadowed by that of Boehner and Ryan, whom a radical minority compelled to ride less splintery rails out of office. But the Repub bozos who are lamenting that now, including McCarthy, still don’t seem to comprehend their own culpability in all of this.

I caught a snippet of an NPR report this morning that featured a House GOP backbencher. He complained that the vast majority of his conference supports McCarthy but was thwarted by a radical minority.

We ordinary citizens don’t have to wonder what that’s like. The vast majority of us support sensible gun safety measures, wealthy citizens paying their fair share, bodily autonomy for women, voters choosing their representatives instead of the other way around, etc., only to be thwarted by a radical minority.

Repubs are for minoritarian rule because they can’t compete on policy. They’ve maximized structural advantages in the U.S. Constitution and leveraged state power to impose their will. In doing so, they’ve inflicted fractal damage across the political landscape, at every level, including within their own caucus.

It’s how Repubs do business now, and it was encouraged by amoral clods like McCarthy, who won’t be the last victim of the radical minority. Welcome to the party, pal.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 12:22 pm

    He complained that the vast majority of his conference supports McCarthy but was thwarted by a radical minority.

    He was probably referring to Jeffries.

  2. 2.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 4, 2023 at 12:23 pm

    Until enough of them choose to leave the dark side there’s nothing we can do but wait.

  3. 3.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:25 pm

    Someone linked in a post yesterday when Randy Rainbow re-upped on Twitter his McCarthy video from January. It was rather prescient!

    Sometimes I want to time-travel like 200 years in the future to see what things look like here, but I worry there will just be a swirling vortex in the ocean where the country once was.

  4. 4.

    Scout211

    October 4, 2023 at 12:25 pm

    Steny Hoyer was also booted from his Capitol office.

    This is how the crazy caucus means to run the House as the majority party: Hurt the Dems.  That seems to be their only agenda and that’s what doomed MyKevin. Not enough Democrat hurt inflicted and too much cooperating with the “enemy.”

    WASHINGTON — Republican leaders abruptly evicted two high-profile Democrats from their longtime Capitol hideaway offices without explanation after the House removed Kevin McCarthy as its speaker.

    Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and ex-Majority Leader Steny Hoyer were both told that their small but coveted second offices within the Capitol will be “re-assigned,” NBC News confirmed.

    Spokespeople for McCarthy and the new temporary speaker, Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-N.C., did not immediately respond when asked what spurred the evictions.

  5. 5.

    gene108

    October 4, 2023 at 12:27 pm

    Part of the problem is Reaganomics does not work. Reagan got away with it, in the 1980’s and they’ve stuck to it ever since.

    Trump explicitly showed Republican voters, in 2015 primary debates, don’t give a damn about Republican economic dogma on free trade and the magic of the free market to solve everything.

    After that pantsing of elected or formerly elected Republicans on national T.V., they have nothing but culture war policies and being as mean and petty as they can get away with.

  6. 6.

    eclare

    October 4, 2023 at 12:29 pm

    What you wrote times infinity.  I live in TN.  In 2020, the presidential  vote was about 60-40 TIFG vs Joe.  TN’s congressional rep? Nine.  Eight Rethuglicans, one Democrat.

    I think an org has filed a lawsuit to challenge the latest redistricting of Nashville, but that gets D’s one more, at most.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 12:30 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    Sounds like the plot to WaterWorld II.

  8. 8.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:31 pm

    @Baud: Directed by Kevin Costner’s great-great-great-great-grandchild.

  9. 9.

    eclare

    October 4, 2023 at 12:32 pm

    @Scout211:

    Wow.  Talk about Mean Girls…

  10. 10.

    FelonyGovt

    October 4, 2023 at 12:33 pm

    A similar thoughtful analysis appeared in the Los Angeles Times this morning. I was happy to read this columnist’s assessment of the situation, including a discussion of why Democrats couldn’t trust McCarthy. Qevin really has no one to blame but himself.

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:33 pm

    LOLOL Saint Javelin is selling a sticker that says “Sorry, I bought a Tesla before I knew Elon was an asshole”. That’s perfect, because you can disavow Muskrat’s bullshit while also supporting Ukraine!

  12. 12.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 12:35 pm

    @gene108:

    The Republican party is built about three Rs.  Religion, Race, and Rich.  Their base only cares about the first two.  Their donors only care about the third.

    But we are in a nation that has had it with the rich and income inequality.  A diverse younger generation that views whiteness as a negative.  It’s also rapidly de Christianizing and adopting a healthy hostility to religion.  So all their arguements fall flat.

    White Christian Oligarchy is a product most people don’t want.  But they won’t accept that they don’t get it.   So all they have is to burn the place down and shoot for a dictatorship.

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    October 4, 2023 at 12:40 pm

    The MSM has a sad.

    Their feelings are hurt.
    They really thought Hakeem was gonna play Captain Save-A-Ho with Kevin.
    That Hakeem was just gonna ignore the fundamental slight and disrespect shown the Democrats by Kevin – on national tv- not less than 48 hours before.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 12:40 pm

    @FelonyGovt:

    I haven’t reviewed a lot of media.sjmce yesterday, but my impression is that most are reporting this straight, even though we tend to focus on the idiots who want to pin the blame on Dems.

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    October 4, 2023 at 12:41 pm

    @eversor:

    White Christian Oligarchy is a product most people don’t want.  But they won’t accept that they don’t get it.   So all they have is to burn the place down and shoot for a dictatorship.

    UH HUH

    UH HUH

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:41 pm

    @rikyrah:

    They really thought Hakeem was gonna play Captain Save-A-Ho with Kevin.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  17. 17.

    FelonyGovt

    October 4, 2023 at 12:41 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s wonderful to see the Democrats hang tough. You’re right, the MSM really thought we were going to bail them out of their own disfunction.

  18. 18.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 12:42 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    I’d watch that Marvel movie.

  19. 19.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:45 pm

    @Baud: His shield can have the donkey logo flipping the bird.

  20. 20.

    Steeplejack

    October 4, 2023 at 12:45 pm

    @Scout211:

    Especially petty since they were told to vacate within a day but then the House shut down for a week.

  21. 21.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2023 at 12:46 pm

    @Baud: That’s my impression too from taking a spin through MSM outlets. The only pundits I saw complaining about Dems throwing McCarthy an anvil are sniveling Repubs.

    PS: Has anyone done a wellness check on MTG? I thought she’d be braying on every channel, but if she did, I missed it.

  22. 22.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    October 4, 2023 at 12:46 pm

    Well, McCarthy made a deal with the Devil, and as happens regularly in grand opera but all too rarely in reality, Old Scratch called in his marker.

  23. 23.

    the pollyanna from hell

    October 4, 2023 at 12:47 pm

    If you hear lies from a psychopath you might be a (nominated) tool. If you hear truth then you might be a victim. Kevin could not keep these categories straight.

  24. 24.

    Rusty

    October 4, 2023 at 12:49 pm

    We complain, mostly rightly, that the press behaves as if only Democrats have agency.  When Republicans act badly it’s somehow the Democrats fault, since apparently only the left has agency.  Now the Republicans themselves are acting that way.  Instead of being angry at their own party members and punishing them in some way for their behavior, they are lashing out at the Democrats as being at fault for McCarthy’s demise.  Pelosi and Hoyer lose their offices as punishment for not supporting McCarthy, and in the “Problem Solvers Caucus” made up of moderate Democrats and Republicans, all the Republicans have quit in anger at the Democrats for not supporting McCarthy.  All these problems are inside the Republican tent, but somehow only Democrats have agency to fix them.  It’s a bizarre situation, and yet I suspect that there are members of our pundit class and press that at least in part believe this.

  25. 25.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:49 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe she’s busy soothing Kevin with a Boebert Special.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 12:51 pm

    I wonder if any of the multiple institutes for civility in politics will comment on the GOP stripping Pelosi and Hoyer of their offices.

  27. 27.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 12:52 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    That entire thing was so stupid.  If I’m going to be hurled out of a theater for a lewd sex act I demand it at least be a blow job.  A hand job is so 14 years old!

  28. 28.

    TxTiger

    October 4, 2023 at 12:53 pm

    This is a very good analogy. As I said in the earlier open thread, “Republicans can’t govern themselves. Don’t let them govern America.“

  29. 29.

    jonas

    October 4, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    whom a radical minority compelled to ride less splintery rails out of office.

    That one’s a beaut, BC!

  30. 30.

    Darkrose

    October 4, 2023 at 12:56 pm

    @rikyrah:

    They really thought Hakeem was gonna play Captain Save-A-Ho with Kevin.
    That Hakeem was just gonna ignore the fundamental slight and disrespect shown the Democrats by Kevin – on national tv- not less than 48 hours before.

    So much this! The Democrats are suppose to be the adults in the room, every day, all day, while the Republicans throw food at each other and smear paint on the walls.

    (Captain Save-A-Ho made me snort coffee up my nose at work.)

  31. 31.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 12:56 pm

    A interesting point— that the Republican ‘establishment’ is only now beginning to feel the pain of being at the mercy of a crazed and irresponsible minority-of-a-minority-of-a-minority. However, the commentariat still seeks a way to blame Dems for R malfeasance. Hard to break that habit.

  32. 32.

    glc

    October 4, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    Note to Zelle users

  33. 33.

    Geminid

    October 4, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    @Rusty: It makes some sense for the Republican half of the Problem Solvers Caucus to quit. They have enough problems to solve in their own caucus.

    This caucus will probably be reconstituted later in this Congress. Co-Chairmen Josh Gottheimer and Brian Fitzpatrick are probably talking about this.

    It will be no big loss if it isn’t though. With the exception of rounding up Republican votes to get the Infrastructure bill passed two years ago, they have had little impact.

  34. 34.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    … a House GOP backbencher … complained that the vast majority of his conference supports McCarthy but was thwarted by a radical minority.

    Oh no no no no no, sorry buddy, this is on ALL of you, every last one of you, for your continuous and ever-more-extreme revanchism, your disdain of compromise and stoking of conflict, and of course your screeching, hysterical demonization of Democrats.  Qevin may have bobbled this one pretty spectacularly, but he did it following the rule book you ALL have played by for years.  He lied repeatedly to Democrats, blamed them for the actions of his own caucus, and then publicly gave him the back of his hand, and that sealed his fate, but he did all those things with YOUR approval and encouragement.  It’s far from clear that he COULD have saved himself even if he had the brains to do it, because you all wouldn’t have let him.

    This is all you, Mr. Republican Backbencher.  You fked the woodchipper, and now you’ve got us all in a mess.  You’d better fix it fast.

  35. 35.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    October 4, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    The leopards are eating their own faces!

    (wow, how do they do that?)

  36. 36.

    Miss Bianca

    October 4, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    Well said, BC.

  37. 37.

    jonas

    October 4, 2023 at 1:05 pm

    @Rusty: Agree 100%. Basically, McCarthy’s offer to Dems was this: “nothing”. And he also wanted them to put up the fee for the gaming license. But they were supposed to bail him out and save his Speakership?

    For what? What was he offering? These people can’t be serious.

  38. 38.

    trollhattan

    October 4, 2023 at 1:06 pm

    Curious if this will fill Iran’s streets with protesters as with the murder of Mahsa Amini. The old men don’t want to let go but the people seem to have their own ideas.

    Activists have accused Iran’s morality police of beating a girl for not wearing a hijab and posted a photo purportedly showing her in a coma.

    Armita Geravand, 16, collapsed after boarding a Tehran metro train at Shohada station on Sunday. Officials said she fainted and released CCTV footage in which she is seen being pulled unconscious from the train.

    Human rights group Hengaw alleged that she was subjected to “a severe physical assault” by morality police officers.

    It said Armita was being treated at Tehran’s Fajr hospital under tight security, and that the phones of all members of her family had been confiscated. On Monday, authorities briefly detained a female journalist for the Sharq newspaper who went to the hospital to report on the case.

    Hengaw, which focuses on Iran’s Kurdish ethnic minority, said on Tuesday afternoon that Armita lived in Tehran but was originally from the predominantly Kurdish western province of Kermanshah.

    “[She] was physically attacked by authorities at Shohada station… for what they perceived as non-compliance with the compulsory ‘hijab’,” it added. “As a result, she sustained severe injuries and was transported to the hospital.”

    Two prominent rights activists also told Reuters news agency that there was a confrontation with agents enforcing the strict dress code.

    Amsterdam-based Radio Zamaneh meanwhile cited an unnamed source as saying that the teenager was “pushed by hijab enforcers” after she got onto the train without a headscarf and that “she hit her head on an iron pole”.

    On Tuesday night, Hengaw posted on X, formerly known as Twitter, what it said was a photo of Armita unconscious in hospital.

    The picture, whose authenticity the BBC could not immediately verify, shows a girl with short hair lying on her back in a bed with a bandaged head and attached to what appears to be a breathing tube. The rights group also said it had received information indicating that Armita’s parents had been interviewed by the state news agency, Irna, “in the presence of high-ranking security officers under considerable pressure at Fajr Hospital”.

    Irna cited Armita’s mother as saying that they had seen the CCTV footage and accepted that what happened on Sunday was an “accident”.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67004886

    “An accident” sounds a lot like “we didn’t expect her to live.” Sixteen. Girl is sixteen.

  39. 39.

    Bupalos

    October 4, 2023 at 1:07 pm

    @FelonyGovt: Someone really needs to explain to me what this “bail them out” thing is supposed to mean. What water do people perceive the Republican caucus to be taking on? Seems to me the majority of them want to either maim the government through spending cuts or just shut it down. Seems to me they just got their shutdown and now it will be mostly reported as “All Democrats and a handful of Republicans” having done the deed.

    I think a lot of folks have convinced themselves that the real problem with Dems is that they don’t adopt republican tactics or play enough hardball, without connecting what those tactics are supposed to result in. We’re the mommy party that has to protect the norms, institutions, and government because WE’RE THE ONLY PARTY THAT WANTS THOSE THINGS TO MEANINGFULLY EXIST.

  40. 40.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 1:07 pm

    @rikyrah: @FelonyGovt: @Rusty: @Darkrose:  … the fundamental slight and disrespect shown the Democrats by Kevin – on national tv- not less than 48 hours before.

    Not to mention breaking a deal he negotiated in the name of the entire Republican Party to raise the debt ceiling, or breaking his word to make an impeachment inquiry subject to a vote, or or or …

    I continue to believe that, if he had the brains to give the Dems any way to save him, even just by voting present, they would have, because this situation is bad for everyone.  But he didn’t — very much the opposite in fact.  So as several people have said, he dug his own grave.

  41. 41.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    @jonas: Basically, McCarthy’s offer to Dems was this: “nothing”. And he also wanted them to put up the fee for the gaming license.

    McCarthy may have thought he was in the position of Michael Corleone in that exchange, but he was the Senator.

  42. 42.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 4, 2023 at 1:10 pm

    Why is the damage fractal?

  43. 43.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 1:11 pm

    @Rusty:

    If you really believe the Republicans lack agency, that’s a strong argument in favor of not letting them close to the levers of power.  People who just can’t help themselves shouldn’t be put anywhere their lack of impulse control would put other people in danger, much less the whole country.

  44. 44.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 1:12 pm

    @glc: I mean…I’m sorry for what happened and Zelle clearly isn’t perfect, but also, they were kind of dumb.

  45. 45.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    @glc: That’s a fine story. My sister and BIL have a house in Monterey. It’s a very very very small town that gets buried in snow every winter.

  46. 46.

    Geminid

    October 4, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    @trollhattan: Mahsa Amini, the young woman who beaten by the “Morality Police” and died last September, was also from Iranian Kurdistan. The two cases are eerily alike, except that the newer victim is only 16.

  47. 47.

    jonas

    October 4, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    Expanding on some comments above, the only way the House restores any semblance of functionality for the remainder of the term is if Republicans come to Jeffries with some serious incentives to get Dem votes for a consensus candidate who won’t be a hostage of the Freedom Caucus. No more shutdowns. No more unsanctioned impeachment inquiries. Restore robust ethics rules. Shared committee governance. And finally, no Speaker candidates who were involved in the 1/6 insurrection. This is on Republicans, not Democrats.

    Which is of course also why it will never happen and the upcoming speaker election is likely to be another complete shitshow that will probably result in a government shutdown.

  48. 48.

    Another Scott

    October 4, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @gene108:

    Part of the problem is Reaganomics does not work. Reagan got away with it, in the 1980’s and they’ve stuck to it ever since.

    Yes, but. Reagan didn’t really get away with it. Even back in the early ’80s, and throughout his term, there were tax increases to try to fill the gigantic hole in the budge cause by the early cuts.

    Bloomberg.com:

    The 1980s tax increases are less well-known, in part because they didn’t involve increases in individual income tax rates. The biggest, the Tax Equity and Fiscal Responsibility Act of 1982, increased revenue mainly by tightening up rules on depreciation, leasing, contract accounting and investment tax credits. The Social Security Amendments of 1983 sped up planned increases in payroll tax rates, among other things. The Deficit Reduction Act of 1984 changed rules on interest exclusions, income averaging and such. The Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1987 closed a few loopholes and extended a telephone excise tax. And the Tax Reform Act of 1986, while it lowered the top individual income tax rate to 28 percent from 50 percent, contained enough offsetting changes that, for the first two years after enactment, it raised tax revenue.

    It’s important to keep in mind that the numbers in the above charts represent not the actual revenue losses or gains resulting from tax changes — which are impossible to know with certainty — but estimates churned out by the Treasury Department’s and Joint Committee on Taxation’s static tax analysis models. They are not partisan estimates; the 2013 report I cite is simply an update of earlier ones published under other administrations both Democratic and Republican. But neither are they necessarily the truth.

    Still, they do seem to indicate that one big factor in the improvement in U.S. government finances from the yawning deficits of the mid-1980s to the surpluses of 1998 through 2001 was the straightforward mechanism of tax increases. […]

    Yes, the mythology of Reagan cutting taxes fixing everything in the budget and giving us prosperity and SDI-powered unicorns for evermore, amen, is still with us. The GQP wants us to ignore the truth about that, also too, and accept their mythology. It’s a tough battle, but the record does help to push back on it.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  49. 49.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @bbleh:

    Glad to see that my use of fucking the woodchipper has made it into the common lexicon!

  50. 50.

    Anoniminous

    October 4, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
     
    Similar reoccurring pattern(s) of damage at ever decreasing scale.

  51. 51.

    Anoniminous

    October 4, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @eversor:

    Given the size of the Object In Question I suggest “fucking a pencil sharpener” has greater accuracy.

  52. 52.

    The Thin Black Duke

    October 4, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @bbleh: Kevin still thought he was dealing with “centralist” Democrats, but they were wished into the cornfield along with the “moderate” Republicans.

  53. 53.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I’ve been trying to figure that one out too.

  54. 54.

    trollhattan

    October 4, 2023 at 1:24 pm

    @Another Scott: Perhaps the larger problem is they (Republicans) re-draft history in order to keep running the same cons. Trump managed to find Arthur Laffer’s not-dead self and drag him into the 21st century as part of the administration and to give him the utterly discredited presidential medal of freedom.

    His contribution? The utter ghoulishness of Reaganomics, reanimated.

    In 2020, Laffer advised the Trump administration on how to re-open the economy during the COVID-19 pandemic. Laffer argued for halting stimulus, calling instead for payroll tax cuts. He advocated for taxes on non-profit organizations in education and the arts, as well as for salary reductions for professors and government officials. He argued against expansion of unemployment aid, arguing it discouraged people from working.

    Of course he did. This borders on psychopathy.

  55. 55.

    FastEdD

    October 4, 2023 at 1:24 pm

    Good thoughts-the GOP backbencher is getting a tiny taste of what the majority of Americans get every day. Why is it that a voter in Montana or Alaska gets 40 times the power of a voter in California in the Senate? It is a microcosm of our screwed up system.

  56. 56.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 1:24 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Obviously the damage affects many dimensions of our society. Equally obviously, the damage is not rational. Therefore it cannot be an integer value, so must be of fractal dimension.

  57. 57.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    I also have used sticking your cock in an electric pencil sharpener many times in the past.  I think woodchipper just has more of a fun image behind it!

  58. 58.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 4, 2023 at 1:26 pm

    @eversor: The Republican party is built about three Rs. Religion, Race, and Rich.

    Mmm, I would say more like Resentment, Rage, and Retribution – but you’re not that far wrong.

  59. 59.

    Captain C

    October 4, 2023 at 1:27 pm

    @trollhattan: I’m starting to think Laffer is just a nihillist and a sadist.

  60. 60.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 1:28 pm

    @trollhattan:

    He also brought back Stephen Moore.  Less well known than Laffer but more more toxic.

    At least Kudlow was a coke head at one point.  So he knows how to have some fun!

  61. 61.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 1:29 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    We can add those as well!

  62. 62.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 4, 2023 at 1:30 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: selfishness, self importance and self delusion.

    ETA the party of self. Or as my grandmother had it, “the Republicans are only for themselves.”

  63. 63.

    FastEdD

    October 4, 2023 at 1:30 pm

    If ya always do what ya always done

    Yer always gonna get what you got

    If ya always do what ya always done

    Yer never gonna get a lot

    -chorus of a song I wrote yesterday

  64. 64.

    Another Scott

    October 4, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    @glc: Thanks for the pointer.

    The truth is that this was essentially no one’s problem. It was not the FBI’s problem or the state police’s problem or the problem of the local police or Chase or Zelle or Gary Kruglitz, who just went right on yellow-ing through the rest of the summer pool season, because what the fuck else was he supposed to do? This was a crime that no one would investigate. One federal prosecutor told us they lacked the resources to chase down the vast majority of fraud cases. Unless you’ve had millions of dollars stolen, it’s essentially like living in a lawless world.

    That’s a big problem with the internet world at the moment. Everyone (including me) wants everything to be free, because companies tell us everything is free if we watch an ad or let them track us. But when monsters get in the system and steal from us, it’s suddenly – “Oh, sorry, that’s the other guy’s fault. We can’t do anything. Good luck, have a nice day.”

    And since on the internet nobody knows you are a dog are a 14 year old living in Timbuktu, even if someone investigates, you may have no effective recourse.

    Be careful out there…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  65. 65.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 4, 2023 at 1:32 pm

    @Steeplejack: Especially petty since they were told to vacate within a day but then the House shut down for a week.

    Particularly petty as (IIUC) the Speaker Emerita was in CA for Sen Feinstein’s service. Not sure about Steny, his district (MD-05) lies right outside the DC line.

  66. 66.

    p.a.

    October 4, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    I just can’t understand why the party they’ve labelled libeled as treasonous communist pedophile-enablers wouldn’t help out Republicans in their time of need!

  67. 67.

    Another Scott

    October 4, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    @Another Scott:

    budge cause ⇒ budget caused

    Me write pretty some day.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  68. 68.

    MisterDancer

    October 4, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Because we’re seeing the effects of direct Minoritarian Rule on nearly every scale in American Politics.

    Forgive the run-on, but:  From Hate Groups like the “Moms for Liberty” taking over school boards with a loud-but-vocal/voting minority of the population (much less Parents w/Children in those schools), to the many “Red States” which are actually replaying key parts of the Jim Crow cookbook on how to control politics, to now the House, it’s basically the same set of games being played on nearly every level of politics, and in many areas of America.

  69. 69.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 1:37 pm

    @eversor: oh ima use that in a letter to my very Republican Congress-critter.  Too good not to spread around.

  70. 70.

    Chief Oshkosh

    October 4, 2023 at 1:39 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s not so much that Jeffries didn’t ignore the slights and other petty bullshit, it’s that the minority party leadership has an enormous responsibility in who they choose to work with from the majority side. Since the majority has most of the power, the minority leadership, to the degree it can, must help put into place trustworthy partners from the majority and to try to only work with trustworthy people from the majority, even when the two sides fundamentally disagree on issues.

    Kevin proved more than once he cannot be trusted. Thus, if an opportunity presents itself to get rid of Kevin as a negotiating partner, it is the responsibility of the minority leadership to use that opportunity.

    But yes, Kevin shitting all over the Democrats repeatedly and right up to the time he had to rely on their votes to keep his job probably factored into Jeffries’ decisions and actions.

  71. 71.

    Tony G

    October 4, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    @rikyrah: Institutions tend to become more radical and destructive as they lose power.  They act like cornered rats.  With every month that passes by, the United States becomes less of a nation of “white”, “Christian” gun fetishists.  The right wing knows this, and that’s why for the past forty years they’ve become more and more insane.

  72. 72.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 1:42 pm

    @Scout211: @Steeplejack: @Baud: McHenry is a humorless little dick.  I dunno if you heard his stand-up during the “debate” over the MTV, but it was larded with insults directed at Democrats.  I guess this plays well with his constituency, but in a leadership position with a 5-vote margin and at least half a dozen overt rebels, it’s not a very promising strategy imo.

  73. 73.

    Jertian

    October 4, 2023 at 1:42 pm

    @glc: My wife’s bank has been allowing scammers to Zelle money out of her account without her authorization.  She’s never used Zelle, and the bank has frozen her account and changed the account.  But they keep allowing the zelles to drain her account.

     

    She’s opened a new account at a different bank and plans to close her old bank when she gets some money back.

  74. 74.

    NotMax

    October 4, 2023 at 1:42 pm

    McCarthy = Speaker Demeritus.

  75. 75.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    @Jertian:

    That’s nuts.  I hope she gets her money back.

  76. 76.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 1:44 pm

    @Another Scott:

    To wade into a mine field you know one of the reasons Amazon works?  They will make things right.  If you get shafted by a seller Amazon is going to refund you full stop.

    We have a massive homeless problem in my area now where homeless camps are all over the place and growing.  This has lead to retail markets pulliing out.  As my apartment complex is not gated with security and a front desk it also means rampant package theft.  Amazon will send you another item, no questions asked.  Other retailers will not.  So if we are going to order we are going to do it from Amazon.

  77. 77.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 1:45 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh:  I agree that Dems were correct in not saving McCarthy’s ass. That said, the consequences of not saving Kev’s ass will probably be awful.

  78. 78.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 1:48 pm

    @Jertian: Now I want to know how that can happen. How can money be taken from an account, just like that.

  79. 79.

    JoyceH

    October 4, 2023 at 1:51 pm

    Now Jim Jordan is making a run for Speaker. Someone please tell me he’s got no chance.

  80. 80.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    @Another Scott: I saw a column from some wingnut syndication outfit that lauded the GOP House for getting back to Reaganomics recently — bad timing, just before everything went kaboom. But you’re right. It was always bullshit. Reagan tripled the national debt and took the U.S. from largest creditor nation to largest debtor nation. Praising his fiscal discipline is like gushing over Trump’s truthfulness. Which is another absurd thing Repubs do. 🤔

  81. 81.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 1:53 pm

    @JoyceH:

    C’mon. Any idiot in their caucus has a chance.

  82. 82.

    rikyrah

    October 4, 2023 at 2:02 pm

    @eversor:

     

    To wade into a mine field you know one of the reasons Amazon works?  They will make things right.

     

    They also follow directions. I live in an Urban area, on a main street. I have a nice row of bushes in front of my house.

    Amazon follows directions. I have told them to place my packages behind the bushes.

     

    Yesterday I came home to 6 packages. only the 2 from Amazon were behind the bushes. I’m lucky that I have the other 4

    I have left similar instructions for Walmart, but, they don’t listen.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    October 4, 2023 at 2:03 pm

    @Betty Cracker

    Completely OT, you and other Sunshiners might find this of passing interest/amusement: Top 10 SURPRISING Things I Learned Traveling Around Florida for 3 Months.

    Lehigh Acres in particular sounds like an absolutely dreadful, stultifying place.

  84. 84.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 4, 2023 at 2:09 pm

    @Jertian: How does that even work? Other people have the ability to just… yoink money directly out of your account?

  85. 85.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 4, 2023 at 2:10 pm

    @JoyceH: Jim Jordan hates democrats, women, and protects pedophiles if it helps his career. He’s a shoe-in.

  86. 86.

    Honus

    October 4, 2023 at 2:15 pm

    @eclare: that’s nothing.  The Virginia house delegation was 9-2 and then 8-3 republican for nearly ten years when no republican won a statewide race and the state went for democrats in three presidential elections.

  87. 87.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 2:17 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Has anyone done a wellness check on MTG? I thought she’d be braying on every channel, but if she did, I missed it.

    She put out a lengthy statement out on social media today calling for trump to be Speaker and then magically do all the MAGA things.

    They want him back as their god-king soooooo badly…

  88. 88.

    Delk

    October 4, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    Brainsssss……

  89. 89.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    damn…the national alert just went off and here I am, most decidedly not in my Faraday cage, just looking like the tasty zombie snack I never wanted to be…

  90. 90.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    Ah! The signal. Are we all zombies now?

  91. 91.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    Okay, fuck that. I had muted my phone and have all emergency alerts turned off in settings, but that stupid thing still came through like it was trying to wake the dead.

  92. 92.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    @MattF: well, I suddenly have excellent 5G connectivity …

  93. 93.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    Just got the Emergency alert.

    It is very loud.

  94. 94.

    Michael Bersin

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    …I caught a snippet of an NPR report this morning that featured a House GOP backbencher. He complained that the vast majority of his conference supports McCarthy but was thwarted by a radical minority….

    Let me guess. Mark Alford (r) – former Kansas City metro area morning television newsreader.

  95. 95.

    Brachiator

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    Forgot to turn my phone off. Got the test sound. Fortunately, I had turned the volume down.

    Somewhat annoying, but mercifully short.

     

    ETA. Waiting for the Zombie transformation. I haven’t had lunch yet.

  96. 96.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @Alison Rose: It scared the hell out of me even though I knew it was coming.

  97. 97.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    I feel funny, what just happened?

  98. 98.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Same!! Should have turned my phone off entirely.

  99. 99.

    Subsole

    October 4, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @eversor:

    I usually say fucking a waffle iron. Or toaster.

  100. 100.

    NotMax

    October 4, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    @Delk

    10-4, good bud– AUGH!

  101. 101.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    I can’t believe foreign adversaries didn’t launch an attack on the US at the announced time.

  102. 102.

    Michael Bersin

    October 4, 2023 at 2:22 pm

    My phone alarm just went off. No Faraday Cage, but I do have a heavy 1958 steel desk in my office. It was probably designed for “duck and cover”, so I think I’m good…

  103. 103.

    Brachiator

    October 4, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Now Jim Jordan is making a run for Speaker. Someone please tell me he’s got no chance.

    He’s got no chance.

    Seriously.

    None.

  104. 104.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:
    Reposting.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmzjaN2DWc

  105. 105.

    bjacques

    October 4, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    Fuck. I got Marburg virus. I don’t even live in the US, but was watching CNN international just now while Boehner’s former staffer Maria Whosis was being interviewed and the alert went off in the background.

     

    So when Scalise goes up against Gym Jordan, will the Dems vote uniformly vote Nay to sandbag them both?

  106. 106.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 4, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    I’m sure if Nancy Pelosi had faced a motion to vacate, Republicans would have…sorry I can’t finish this one, can you imagine Nancy Pelosi facing a motion to vacate?

    @zhena gogolia: ​ 

    Lol

  107. 107.

    SFBayAreaGal

    October 4, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    While reading the comments the test alarm went off. Even knowing it was going to happen, I jumped.

  108. 108.

    Michael Bersin

    October 4, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    @Baud:

    Peter Sellers – Duchy of Grand Fenwick – The Mouse that Roared (1959)

  109. 109.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    @bjacques:

    Dems will vote for Jeffries.

  110. 110.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 4, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    @bjacques: My understanding is that the new speaker is elected by a vote of the full house, just as in January. I would also guess that the Ds would nominate Jeffries.

    What the Rs do to get a nominee is a mystery to me.

  111. 111.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 4, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    @gene108:

    After that pantsing of elected or formerly elected Republicans on national T.V., they have nothing but culture war policies and being as mean and petty as they can get away with. 

    Unsurprising from a party of brats.

    Also, too, fuck ’em!

  112. 112.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    I am eagerly awaiting the version of “The Night That Panicked America” updated for today’s test, with all the little vignettes showing idiots smashing their phones, hiding in their Faraday cages, and fleeing into the wilderness.

  113. 113.

    scav

    October 4, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    Hey I AM Amish.  Got no signal at all!!  Can I still play zombie or am I perhaps  really dead in a meticulously planned real disaster?

  114. 114.

    WaterGirl

    October 4, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    @glc: That was way too long to read to get to the punch line. Can you summarize the story?

    Was someone stupid enough to pay a $30,000 bill through something like Zelle, and then they got ripped off?

    If so, how is that Zelle’s fault?

  115. 115.

    Delk

    October 4, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    @NotMax: apt phrase for me.

  116. 116.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 4, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    Repubs are for minoritarian rule because they can’t compete on policy.

    White supremacy specifically contains the belief that they and only they can legitimately hold power and it is their right and duty to cruelly impose their will on the Other.  White American evangelicalism contains a pretty similar fundamental precept that any viewpoint other than theirs is evil.  The GOP is heavily predisposed to seek minoritarian rule.

    @Bupalos:

    Someone really needs to explain to me what this “bail them out” thing is supposed to mean.

    Sure.  First and most importantly, this threatens their being in charge.  If there is no Speaker, they are not able to fully wield their power.  For what is irrelevant.

    Second, the Speaker election drama embarrasses and frustrates them.  It turns their assholery on each other, and they are assholes.  They hate that they have to do it again.

    Third, you are overstating their desire for chaos.  They are cowards who really, really hate sticking their neck out, so most of them only want to want to chop bits off government they think they can get away with.  Most don’t want a shutdown, they just don’t care as much as we do.  It looks bad and hurts their people for no benefit.  Only the lunatics think, say, there should be no Post Office.  The others would rather sell it or merely punish it as someone to blame an election loss on.  Similarly, they just want the FBI to understand Republicans must never be prosecuted for anything, not to shut it down.  And so on.  Complete funding failure does not suit them.

    Fourth, neither does complete stasis.  They care about their bullshit theater.  They care a lot.  They need a Speaker and an at least marginally functional House to run their deranged investigations and pontificate without taking real actions.  Those might be risky.

    And because they’re assholes who think like domestic abusers, this is the Democrats’ fault for not taking care of them while they hit us for it.

  117. 117.

    Soprano2

    October 4, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    So did anyone turn into a zombie? I yelled that out my office door, and someone started acting like one. LOL

  118. 118.

    Subsole

    October 4, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    @MattF:

    No.

    I received the MKUltra activation signal, and all I got was Marburg.

  119. 119.

    thruppence

    October 4, 2023 at 2:33 pm

    Huh. 2:30 ET and I don’t FEEL like a Zombie. Feeling a little peckish, though. Uh oh

  120. 120.

    Soprano2

    October 4, 2023 at 2:33 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: You’d be surprised. I’ve been told that banks will take money out of your account when they get what appears to be a valid request. There aren’t any guardrails on that stuff anymore.

  121. 121.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    @MattF:

    That said, the consequences of not saving Kev’s ass will probably be awful.

    The consequences of saving McCarthy would have been at least as bad.  That’s the key thing in all of this.  The root cause of all the shit is that the Republicans have sold their soul to stay in power a little longer.  All the Democrats’ choices are bad because the situation is bad.

  122. 122.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 2:35 pm

    I don’t feel like a zombie but for some reason the sun is severely burning my skin all of a sudden.

  123. 123.

    trollhattan

    October 4, 2023 at 2:35 pm

    @thruppence: Bwaaaains for bweakfast, bwaaaains for lunch, bwaaaains for suppertime!

  124. 124.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @WaterGirl: This was my exact refrain. The guy freely admits he and his wife were idiots, and like…yeah. They were. They ignored massive red flags that people have known for years were signs of a scam, and they just sent along all this money, and then they tried to get their local police, state police, FBI, banks, and others involved in helping them. He kept calling it theft and I’m like…no one stole money from you, you gave it on your own volition because you were too fucking dumb to realize this was fraud.

    Also, they still got their damn pool, and he says near the end that the original contractor “didn’t apologize” and I’m like WHY THE HELL SHOULD HE APOLOGIZE??? The writer is a nitwit.

  125. 125.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @MisterDancer:

    From Hate Groups like the “Moms for Liberty” taking over school boards with a loud-but-vocal/voting minority of the population

    You mean the “Moms for Liberty” types that have mostly lost in many elections in several states over the past few years?

  126. 126.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    @WaterGirl: The big banks that own Zelle know for a fact that it is being used for scams and have apparently not done enough to deal with that fact. 99.9% safe isn’t so great when you’ve got hundreds of millions of customer transactions. Yeah, it’s obvious in retrospect that there was some very funny business going on there, and the people who were scammed should have known better. But theft is still theft.

  127. 127.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    @glc: great piece, thank you!

    (I’m busy forwarding it to friends and relatives just as fast as I can)

  128. 128.

    Timill

    October 4, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    @Jeffro: Well, I suppose he could get elected, but then he’d have to vacate:

    Rule 26 is included in the House Republican Conference Rules of the 118th Congress, which was approved in January. It states that a “member of the Republican Leadership shall step aside if indicted for a felony for which a sentence of two or more years imprisonment may be imposed.”

  129. 129.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    @Baud:

    “Never taken a shortcut before?”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqDy3dXLBO8

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    October 4, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    @Jeffro: The alert came on for a second (literally, I think) and a small box with text in it flashed by for just a moment, then the alter cut off and the message was gone, nowhere to be found.

    Was that the intention / plan for their alert?  I thought there was immediately supposed to be a followup so folks knew it was just a text.

  131. 131.

    thruppence

    October 4, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    @Baud: Vampire! Vampire! Or very white person

  132. 132.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    @MattF: I mean, maybe this is recent, but when I used Zelle to send money to Ajabu recently, it gave me like five warnings throughout the process to be sure I was sending money to the right person, to be absolutely positive I really truly wanted to send the money, etc etc. There were enough warnings that I started getting annoyed by it, TBH.

  133. 133.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    Well, that was exciting. All the phones and tvs alerted. My flip-phone wouldn’t turn off until I went into notifications, dismissed it, then turned the whole phone off. That took a while, so every cat woke up and the pitbull went nuts.

    Dobby the cat is now crouched inside his covered litterbox, glaring.

  134. 134.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @thruppence:

    You’re obviously not familiar with Blackula.

  135. 135.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    @Alison Rose: That’s good news, actually.

  136. 136.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    Kevin Kruse on the upcoming fight for the Speakership between Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan:

    This is going to divide the Republicans between the ones who wink at white supremacy and the ones who turn a blind eye to sexual assault.

    Higher standards plz GOP thank you

  137. 137.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 4, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Delicious.

  138. 138.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    @bjacques: So when Scalise goes up against Gym Jordan, will the Dems vote uniformly vote Nay to sandbag them both?

    They’ll be voting for Jeffries.

    Assuming there are multiple Republican candidates, and we again have days of voting for Speaker because they keep splitting the (R) vote and none of them will withdraw — I confidently predict the usual idiot pundits will say the Democrats should give their 200+ votes to one of the Republicans.

  139. 139.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    The consequences of saving McCarthy would have been at least as bad.

    How so?

  140. 140.

    scav

    October 4, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    Brains Brains Brains I need entirely new cooking shows!!!!

    Must Have Free-range Organic Song-bird friendly Brainns!

  141. 141.

    WaterGirl

    October 4, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @MattF: Then why can’t these people sue the banks that own Zelle?  Or get the powers that be to go after the banks that own Zelle?

  142. 142.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @Timill: true, but I think the majority can change the rules pretty easily if they want to?

    We’ll just have to see, I guess.  Nothing could be more reassuring to normies, I’m sure, than seeing a chaotic and dysfunctional House GOP settle on…trump.  His calm demeanor, soaring rhetoric, and measured leadership as the Speaker could be just what brings the party into a new Golden Age of governing.

    =)

  143. 143.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 2:47 pm

    Welp, it looks like the the crazies were right! I now have a hankering for brains 🧠

    Oh, and I can stream movies and TV shows directly into my mind with my new 5G connectivity!

  144. 144.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 2:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: In the article, he does say it’s a real passing-the-buck situation, where Zelle (which is very difficult to get a real person from) will say “call your bank” and your bank will say “call Zelle”.

  145. 145.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 2:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: Don’t know, but I’d guess that large teams of high-priced lawyers have examined that question in painstaking detail.

  146. 146.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    @Jeffro:

    That’s not even a joke, I think that could legit happen which is scary. At least it’s the right month for horror?

  147. 147.

    NotMax

    October 4, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    FYI.
    Brain cake.
    ;)

  148. 148.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    @Jeffro: But also… maybe not.

  149. 149.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 2:51 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Amazon follows directions.

    Most on-line retailers aren’t big enough to run their own delivery service, so they depend on one of the package delivery companies to handle it for them.  The package delivery companies don’t really care about what happens to the package after it’s out of their hands.  They care most about delivering as many packages as possible, so they just drop the stuff off and skedaddle.

    Amazon is different because they mostly control the delivery.  They see delivery as an integral part of the sale, so getting the delivery right is part of keeping their customers happy.  Amazon wants delivery drivers to pay attention to things that will reduce package theft because it’s Amazon who will pay if the packages are stolen.  They want drivers to spend the time it takes to get the package delivered on the first attempt, because they don’t want customers to question the value of paying for Prime when the deliveries don’t happen as scheduled.

  150. 150.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 2:54 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): He breaks his promises, so our guys vote for what he promised and then it doesn’t happen. Like the debt ceiling agreement in May. That was supposedly agreed on and we gave up stuff to get it. Then all we get is a temporary continuing resolution without Ukraine aide, and the start of an impeachment proceeding with no floor vote.  There really isn’t any point in propping him up if he cannot or will not deliver what he negotiates.

  151. 151.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 4, 2023 at 2:54 pm

    @Alison Rose: Weird.  I had my phone muted and just had the alert with no sound.

  152. 152.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 2:55 pm

    @MattF: @Roger Moore: @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): @sab: interesting counterfactual.  On one hand, this chaos is potentially very bad for Teh Economee, which means bad for Dems and Biden, so *IF* there had been some way to save McQarthy it probably would have been a good thing.  OTOH, the problem seems to be, he gave them no way — very much the opposite in fact, up to and including just last weekend — so to have saved him nonetheless would have validated what has been described as his “scorched-earth” approach to dealing with Democrats.  From the reports, it seems pretty clear the latter sentiment was dominant at the Dem caucus meeting.

    I still dunno what he was thinking.  Yes “compromise” is a dirty word among Republicans, but he could have given the Dems something, just enough for a handful of them to vote “present,” and told any Reps who complained to pound sand.  But he didn’t.

  153. 153.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 2:55 pm

    @Jeffro:

    This is going to divide the Republicans between the ones who wink at white supremacy and the ones who turn a blind eye to sexual assault.

    Fallacy of the excluded middle!

  154. 154.

    Scout211

    October 4, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    We were both outside so we didn’t hear or see the alert but it was hanging out in notifications on both of our phones.

  155. 155.

    Chris T.

    October 4, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    @Soprano2:

    So did anyone turn into a zombie?

    No, but I got the More Blog virus.

  156. 156.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @Jeffro:

    She put out a lengthy statement out on social media today calling for trump to be Speaker and then magically do all the MAGA things.

    Trump wouldn’t take the job if it were offered.  Being Speaker is a lot of work, and he’s already going to be overwhelmed with 4 felony trials, a civil fraud trial, and a Presidential campaign.

  157. 157.

    West of the Rockies

    October 4, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    Stupid fucking questions…

    Will the OMG, Zombies people be confronted about their idiocy?  Will they admit they were wrong?  Will their children and neighbors shame them?  Will they learn a lesson?

  158. 158.

    thruppence

    October 4, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    Martha Stewart, ahead of her time: Bloody Brain Mold

  159. 159.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    OT. Just got delivery of new COVID test kits. You can order them here.

  160. 160.

    JaySinWA

    October 4, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    @Timill: But he’s pre-indicted. Ex post facto kinda sorta, (yes the rule was created before the indictment, but, but, Donny wasn’t the candidate then, besides the election should decide)//

    ETA maybe there’s a sealed indictment handy for Gym Jordan.

  161. 161.

    Anyway

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

     I had my phone muted and just had the alert with no sound.

    Same.

  162. 162.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    I get those screamer phone alerts regularly, and in stereo (on both my personal phone and my work phone), whenever there’s something like a wildfire or a heavy weather event. Then again, I’m not in the US, so I didn’t get today’s test.

  163. 163.

    Dangerman

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    I don’t feel like a Zombie. Though, to be fair, I’m not sure what a Zombie feels like.

    Does it have anything to do with not wearing pants? Baud has been bad influence on me. BAGA.

  164. 164.

    sdhays

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @Jeffro: Honestly, I think it’s more that they don’t have any real clue who should be their leader, so they decide to just stoke Defendant’s ego in the interim.  It’s win-win! No way Trump takes a job like Speaker where it’s a lot of work, but he’ll appreciate the thought, and it’s no threat to anyone who actually eventually becomes Speaker/Republican leader because they love them some Trump too.

  165. 165.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @Chris T.: lol, transmitted by all those high-voltage power lines, right? like e-bola?

  166. 166.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Basically, the Democrats can’t support McCarthy because he’s repeatedly reneged on their deals.  They have to vote against him or they’d be giving their active approval to him breaking his word.  By voting against him, they’re letting the next Speaker know he can’t count on them bailing him out if he cheats.  Making that point is more important than keeping any specific Republican in the Speaker’s chair.

  167. 167.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @Roger Moore: Being Speaker is a lot of work, and he’s already going to be overwhelmed with 4 felony trials, a civil fraud trial, and a Presidential campaign.

    Don’t forget murdering his wife and blaming Guilder for it. He’s swamped.

    Also don’t forget, being Speaker is a lot of work, but he wouldn’t actually do any of it.

  168. 168.

    Betty Cracker

    October 4, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @NotMax: He ignored the best parts of the state, which is good. We want them to remain unknown. ;-)

  169. 169.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @sab:

    @bbleh:

    Oh wow. I hadn’t been following the nitty gritty of that stuff. That makes sense why couldn’t be trusted. That’s really bad that he gave up absolutely nothing. I can see why Dems decided to do what they did. Thanks

  170. 170.

    Cacti

    October 4, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    It’s not so much that Dems didn’t want to save McCarthy, as they wanted to dance and spit on his political grave.

    I have no problem with that.

  171. 171.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 4, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Thanks

  172. 172.

    jonas

    October 4, 2023 at 3:14 pm

    @Roger Moore: Not to mention the 4-6 hours of “Executive Time” per day he requires.

  173. 173.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    @sab: Also, Democrats were supposed to vote on the continuing resolution to fund the government for 45 days when they hadn’t even been given copies of it to read. Just trust McCarthy as to what was in it.

    We cannot work with a Speaker like that.

  174. 174.

    Anyway

    October 4, 2023 at 3:16 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Yep, plus it was awesome how Kev got ZERO 0  Dem votes.

  175. 175.

    JaySinWA

    October 4, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    You mean the “Moms for Liberty” types that have mostly lost in many elections in several states over the past few years?

    Funny how these losers seem to get books banned as reported weekly around the country.

  176. 176.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 3:21 pm

    @Roger Moore: oh but he was asked about it outside his NYC trial today and said “Yup”

    He’s doesn’t care about the work he’s supposed to be doing, not in any job.  He just wants another seat of power, in order to inflict his revenge for all the humiliations that have been/are being/are about to be visited upon him.

  177. 177.

    Shalimar

    October 4, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    @Timill: The 4 separate indictments are politically-motivated and fake, to keep Trump from being our next president.  None of them count, nor will any future indictments.

    I wish I were joking.  This is the real excuse hundreds of adults will use for voting for him.

  178. 178.

    scav

    October 4, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @Roger Moore: On the other hand, he’ll likely believe that being Speaker of the House means he’s immune to any and all gag orders.   Speaking is His JOB!!!! All the Speaking!

  179. 179.

    MattF

    October 4, 2023 at 3:26 pm

    @scav: Also, being Speaker would put him in line for the Presidency, after the VP.

  180. 180.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 4, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    @Jeffro: Right. Being president is theoretically a lot of work too, but Trump had lots of, what did they call it now? Whatever it was, he was in the residence playing with his phone

    ETA: Except that the rules the Rs established when they took over say that someone who’s indicted will “step aside.”

  181. 181.

    Hoodie

    October 4, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    @sab: Yeah, this is what doomed him with the Dems, they had multiple reasons not to trust him.  McCarthy wanted to be able to run the House like Pelosi, but he didn’t have anywhere near the chops or the caucus to match it.    The problem for the GOP is that they don’t know how to govern, period.  They are either charlatans like Gaetz and Jordan (who don’t care about governing) or delusional idiots like the bulk of the caucus who think that a return to the 19th century would be grand.  Listening to the various GOP windbags speak the other night, you really got a sense of that.  No one takes them seriously about debt after Bush and Trump, but they kept droning on and on about it.   To borrow from Logan Roy, they’re not serious people.

  182. 182.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: “Executive Time”

  183. 183.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 4, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Being president is theoretically a lot of work too, but Trump had lots of, what did they call it now?

    Executive branch bureaucracy.  The deep state he complained about who did the actual job while he sat on his lard ass making vague, selfish pronouncements.

    The Speaker does not have that level of help.  It also doesn’t have the constant ego feeding rewards that Trump got addicted to.  I’m sure its a job with plenty of perks, but not on the level he’s used to.  It contains almost no holding court like a monarch while people beg for things.  It has a lot of sitting in one place and paying attention while people say stuff that doesn’t include your name.

    He can’t do it.

  184. 184.

    Ocotillo

    October 4, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    I am late to the thread as I so often am but when running in House races, a postcard with the following should be mailed to registered voters:

    Speaker of the United States House of Representatives since 1994

    Gingrich (R) driven from office by his own party

    Hastert (R) GOP loses majority in 2006, Hastert later convicted of child molestation

    Pelosi (D) Dems lose majority in 2010

    Boehner (R) Driven from office by his own party

    Ryan (R) GOP loses majority in 2018, Ryan struggled with his own party

    Pelosi (D) Dems regain House, Pelosi coasts to being renamed Speaker

    McCarthy (R) GOP unseats a Speaker of the House for the first time in history

    The choice is clear, there is only one party working for America and it’s not the GOP

    Vote Democratic

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    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    @Anoniminous: Thought of that too but remember, the hubris of these assholes fucking the woodchipper is such that they think they need a woodchipper. The towed trailer size.

    All the better for us to point and laugh at the actual stubby pencil.

  186. 186.

    SpaceUnit

    October 4, 2023 at 3:36 pm

    OT but I see that Giuliani is suing Joe Biden for calling him a Russian pawn.  It’ll go nowhere but I’ll shit myself laughing if Joe brings the receipts.

  187. 187.

    Geminid

    October 4, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @Ken: Even if he had no criminal cases against him, Trump is too lazy and fickle to make a functional Speaker. I think all but a few of his Congressional supporters know this. But even if Trump can’t win, Rep. Greene’s threat to nominate him will be another complication in the Speaker race.

    It could really get complicated if Trump endorses someone besides Scalise, like Jordan. Then the fat would be in the fire.

    Republicans really need to keep this as much as possible a caucus matter, and not a national party fight. But good luck with that if Trump tries to play Speaker-maker.

  188. 188.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @WaterGirl: It’s the national missing blonde white girl alert system.

  189. 189.

    Baud

    October 4, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    “I’m a Russian rook, at least!”

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    Ruckus

    October 4, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    @Rusty:

    If repubs actually thought that they were the problem with themselves they’d have 2 choices. Fix themselves or screw everyone else. They chose #2 because of course they can’t be wrong. When their only path turns out to be the worst one, do you or anyone else expect them to change? Some, a few, might but the most won’t because that means they have to admit they were wrong AND accept the consequences. They don’t care that they screw everyone else and a good portion of their own, their owners make money from a crappy government and get to keep a lot of it. It’s what’s good for the wealthiest that is good for them. (I didn’t say it would make any sense to any sort of majority)

  191. 191.

    WaterGirl

    October 4, 2023 at 3:39 pm

    @unctuous: ha!

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    piratedan

    October 4, 2023 at 3:39 pm

    @Anyway: same amount as he got before…. strangely enough.

    Shaking my head (ruefully) listening to the cry from the conservative punditry that is lamenting McCarthy not being saved by the Dems when he’s got just a completely tragic history of keeping his word, to anybody.

    It seems weird that nobody on the reporting side of affairs keeps receipts on significant items like agreements and promises kept.  It’s how everyone in the real world gets along.

  193. 193.

    SpaceUnit

    October 4, 2023 at 3:40 pm

    @Baud:

    Russian kook.

  194. 194.

    Alison Rose

    October 4, 2023 at 3:41 pm

    @unctuous: No need to make glib jokes. This wasn’t an Amber Alert test. This was for national emergencies, things like tornadoes or, I don’t know, terrorist attacks.

  195. 195.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    Btw I just watched a 7-minute clip of Brian Kilmeade of FOX going at it with Tim Burchett (R-TN) and whew…moar infighting pleeze GOP!

    It was truly amazing.  Kilmeade kept talking over TB, clearly about to blow his stack.

  196. 196.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): My city is having off year elections for important stuff, like mayor, city council and school board.

    There is a school board candidates forum tomorrow evening. Got any suggestions for questions?

  197. 197.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    @Ocotillo: this is excellent, thank you!

  198. 198.

    different-church-lady

    October 4, 2023 at 3:44 pm

    @Baud: Sharp jibe, my friend.

  199. 199.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 3:44 pm

    @bbleh:

     Yes “compromise” is a dirty word among Republicans, but he could have given the Dems something, just enough for a handful of them to vote “present,” and told any Reps who complained to pound sand.

    He couldn’t afford to tell any Republican to pound sand, because they could just vote against him.  He would need to convince two Democrats to vote present for every Republican he pissed off, which is not a good trade for him, but the compromises he would need to convince the Democrats would probably piss off a lot of hard-line Republicans.

    Basically, McCarthy’s Speakership was fatally flawed from its inception.  He had to make so many compromises to win the position that he was never going to be able to keep it for long.  In effect, there are three parties in the House: the Democrats, the Republicans, and the Klown Kar Kaucus.  The KKK is small and a natural ally to the Republicans, but they’re in a strong bargaining position because they have enough votes to deny either of the other two parties the majority and they are genuinely happy to burn everything down if they can’t get what they want.

  200. 200.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    @Alison Rose: My phone went bonkers. LOUDLY ALERT and would not shut up. Scared the cats. Dobby still hasn’t calmed down.

    ETA: We do need something like that even locally. It would be nice to get the water boil alerts before we used the water.

  201. 201.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    @Hoodie:

    I think the core is that the Democrats are the party of government and the Republicans are the party of anarchy.  The most extreme Democrats are extreme because they want even more government programs to do good stuff, so they have a strong incentive to vote to keep the government running and for most new stuff that will get by the less extreme members of the party.  In contrast, the extreme wing of the Republicans is the most anti-government.  In a lot of cases, they can get their desire for less government more effectively by voting for shut downs than they could by trying to keep the government open.  That makes it really hard for any Republican leadership to do even the most basic stuff like keeping the lights on.

  202. 202.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 4, 2023 at 3:51 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    He had to make so many compromises to win the position that he was never going to be able to keep it for long.

    It’s astonishing he kept it as long as he did.  He crossed the lines the bomb throwers gave him repeatedly.  I was shocked when they didn’t evict him after he folded on the debt ceiling.

  203. 203.

    RaflW

    October 4, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    I won’t give him the click, but I noticed that Ross Doubtthat is saying today that Gaetz (age 41) ousting McCarthy (age 58) is because of “the gerontocracy.” I’m sure somehow Hakeem Jeffries (age 53) is part of the problem.

  204. 204.

    MomSense

    October 4, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    It was bullshit when they called it Horse and Sparrow at the turn of the 20th century.  Give the horse some extra oats so he will shit some out for the sparrow to eat.

    At least it was a more honest description.

  205. 205.

    scav

    October 4, 2023 at 3:55 pm

    Have to admit, I am multitasking and taking a bit of glee in one L. Fox’s being hauled off to g for gaol specifically after calling for camera-based vandalism presumably fueled by his losing his dedicated camera time at a “news” source.  Whiney little guy. What is merrie little engerland coming to if you can’t justify all positions by who’s most shaggable? Just trying to maintain a varied Schaden diet.

  206. 206.

    Suzanne

    October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm

    @eversor:

    To wade into a mine field you know one of the reasons Amazon works?  They will make things right.  If you get shafted by a seller Amazon is going to refund you full stop. 

    Also, they have made returning items ludicrously easy. I am hesitant to make purchases from other places because of this issue.

  207. 207.

    Ruckus

    October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    You and I seem to be on the same page. Phone blasted an alert at full volume and I’m like 3-4 feet from it. At least there was no mistaking that it was happening…. even if one was dead.

  208. 208.

    Jeffro

    October 4, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    WaPo up with a great piece: Ron DeSantis is still running for president.  LOL, no way, really?  =)

    And it starts off like this

    There are three situations in which a poker player might go all-in. One is that she has such a good hand that she’s confident no one else can take the pot. A second is when the player wants the others at the table to think she has that good a hand, so she bluffs. And then there’s the third: when she runs out of chips to play…

     

    The day before the first debate, DeSantis had the support of about 15 percent of the likely primary voter pool in FiveThirtyEight’s average of polls. A week after the debate, he sat at … 15 percent. But then came the second debate, about a month after the first one. On the day of the debate, DeSantis was at 14 percent. A week later, he is still at 14 percent. If math isn’t your thing, allow me to crunch the numbers: DeSantis has lost one percentage point since the day before the first debate.

    The GOP’s billionaire donors puppeteers must be beside themselves: how’d we get conned into supporting this clown as our ‘trump alternative’, again?

    It all brings new meaning to “high on their own supply”.  They’ve got about two months left to figure it out.

  209. 209.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    @Roger Moore: well, we’ll never know for sure, but I don’t think a reasonable concession to the Dems would have caused a large-scale revolt among the Reps if it kept Qevin in the chair.  There might have been a few more who would have tipped into rebellion, but Jeffries had over 200 potential “present” votes.  I don’t think the large majority of the Republicans are so extreme that they would dump a Speaker for ANY deal-making.

    The problem I see now is, it’s gonna get worse.  They’re working themselves into a lather blaming the Dems for this when it’s their own fault (and Qevin’s most of all), and the next guy is almost certainly gonna have less leeway to cut deals, at least for a while.  That bodes ill for appropriations that need to be reconciled with the Senate.  I wouldn’t be surprised if they kick the can again and finally roll it all into an “Omnibus.”  I just hope any shutdown is brief — for a lot of people’s sake.

  210. 210.

    RaflW

    October 4, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    @rikyrah: Much of the Beltway really does expect Democrats to be the GOP’s chamber maids. Tidy up after them, throw out their muck, and then quietly return to below stairs.

    I hope this puts the pundits on notice. Democrats have agency. And the handoff to Leader Jeffries does not mean that the strength and strategic thinking that Madam Pelosi embodied has ended.

  211. 211.

    Ruckus

    October 4, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    @Baud:

    I can’t believe foreign adversaries didn’t launch an attack on the US at the announced time.

    They would have taken a back seat to the alarm, that’s for sure. I’m glad I wasn’t driving when that went off.

  212. 212.

    Hoodie

    October 4, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    @Roger Moore: There is little difference between the Klown Kar Kaucus and the Republicans except the Klown Kar Kaucus appears to be in it mainly for the lulz, the others are just delusional about there being some sort of groundswell of support for their ideology.  As Betty points out, they mistake taking advantage of structural features of the Constitution for popular support.  The former doesn’t care about governing, the latter are just idiots. That’s why they don’t simply make deals with the Dems to sideline the Klowns. McCarthy could have done that, but instead shit all over his potential legislative partners.

  213. 213.

    Suzanne

    October 4, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Basically, McCarthy’s Speakership was fatally flawed from its inception.  He had to make so many compromises to win the position that he was never going to be able to keep it for long. 

    Agreed. And I don’t know if the next Speaker will do any better.

    As much as I am enjoying the Decline and Fall of My Kevin, because he sucks…. I don’t know how much of the D&F is due to his failures of character and leadership…. or just due to the structural, systematic failure of the Republican Party.

  214. 214.

    japa21

    October 4, 2023 at 4:00 pm

    @sab: What is the main purpose of education?  And elaborate please.

  215. 215.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @sab: Emilia Sykes mother is running. It’s a thankless job and she is a competent serious person, so I am excited about that. But I worry about others. We’re an urban school district with good things but also a lot of problems, and we got some ambitious chaos agents that really messed things up last term. Absolutely destroyed our newly hired superintendant because ( as far as I can tell) she was an uppity woman.

  216. 216.

    Anyway

    October 4, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Trump wouldn’t take the job if it were offered.

    He has no respect for the legislative branch/process.

  217. 217.

    Hoodie

    October 4, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    @Jeffro: I suspect DeSantis is mostly staying in because he and Casey like flying around in private jets and dread going back to a shithole like Tallahassee.  As long as he keeps going, he can pretend to be relevant.  As long as some idiots are willing to pay for it, he’ll keep going.

  218. 218.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 4, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    @Anyway:

    He doesn’t understand it and he certainly isn’t paying attention.  Remember his role in budget negotiations during his presidency?  He would declare a few priorities, and they would get completely ignored while congress did its own negotiating without him.  His rock solid belief that he is the world’s greatest negotiator would only make his complete inability to negotiate worse.

  219. 219.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    @japa21: Reading, writing, rithmatic, keyboarding, anger management and problem resolution.  Also too learning curiousity. And ( this is edgy) tolerance and anti-bullying.

    ETA Also too if we can afford it arts and music. I graduated 50 years ago and I know a lot of classmates who made careers out of those silly arts programs we wasted our time on. Musicians, actors, jewellers, painters

    ETA Oops, got it. This is my question to them? That is an excellent question. Thank you.

  220. 220.

    Chief Oshkosh

    October 4, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    @Alison Rose: I think the point is that this type of fraud is rampant, it affects the non-rich, and nobody, absolutely nobody, is doing anything to police it (though Senator Warren has been ringing alarm bells for some time).

  221. 221.

    japa21

    October 4, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @Betty Cracker:  My sympathies for how the Rays are doing.  Please return the favor this evening when the Brewers are being eliminated.

  222. 222.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @unctuous: Seriously though, I can’t see a practical use case for it that isn’t already covered by other communication means, including state alerts.

    I do see it being misused, a catspaw for every pol like W or Trump to goose the nation with fear.

    How soon we have forgotten the “color alerts” of the Bush years. What does any reasonable person expect Trump or the next Trump-like figure to make use of it if he had access to such a toy?

    Anyone see a useful purpose for this system? And please do not respond with “nuclear war”. Such an alert is not useful, not in any way any of us can do anything about it, and besides everyone in the world would find out quite soon enough.

  223. 223.

    rikyrah

    October 4, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    @sab:

     

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): He breaks his promises, so our guys vote for what he promised and then it doesn’t happen. Like the debt ceiling agreement in May. That was supposedly agreed on and we gave up stuff to get it. Then all we get is a temporary continuing resolution without Ukraine aide, and the start of an impeachment proceeding with no floor vote.  There really isn’t any point in propping him up if he cannot or will not deliver what he negotiates.

     

    you said it all

  224. 224.

    japa21

    October 4, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    @sab: ​
      Sorry, wasn’t clear. That is a question you should be asking the candidates. Listen for terms like, critical thinking, growth, tolerance of others, etc. Conversely, responding to parents concerns, protection, Christian values, etc.

  225. 225.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 4:12 pm

    @japa21: I figured that out eventually, and it is an excellent question.

  226. 226.

    JML

    October 4, 2023 at 4:13 pm

    @Alison Rose: I’m all for turning Elizabeth Warren loose and regulating these P2P folks like Zelle, or Venmo to make sure that people aren’t victimized for being a little too trusting or casual about stuff like this. I don’t exactly feel bad for the pool people (who are clearly quite well off), but I always worry about any area of the financial industry that’s not rigorously regulated.

    Crypto is a whole nother ballgame, but all of it is a looming problem for normies. I’m just waiting for the next wall Street fuckup that crashes the economy because we simply don’t fund the SEC like it should be (along with the IRS, etc)

  227. 227.

    RaflW

    October 4, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    @Jeffro: I think she knows there’s no chance of it happening, so it burnishes her MAGA cred with minimal risk.

    But to entertain the thought briefly, dang would it be a shitshow’s shitshow. We know that he hasn’t an administrative bone in is body. We know that he only ever does anything if he thinks the angle is gonna benefit him. We know the people who think they can ‘handle’ him basically can’t.

    Trump being the Speaker, even for a week, would be a catapult towards further mid-flight disassembly of the nation. But it’d be spectacular!

  228. 228.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @Alison Rose: See my comment down thread.

    Why does someone on the west coast need to take cover for a tornado in the Midwest?

    Even the 9-11 attacks were regional, at best.

    ”I don’t know” hints at the issue. What use cases is this intended for? Because it definitely has the potential to be misused, missing blonde white girl is sort of not really a joke. It’s been done already.

    This is the ultimate mainline delivery system for fox news old white people to be afraid! Be afraid!

    “OMG it’s terrible what just happened in Peoria! We are all out looking here in Las Cruces for that black sedan!”

  229. 229.

    Roger Moore

    October 4, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    @bbleh:

    I think the big question is how big a concession McCarthy would have needed to make to get the Democrats onboard.  His big problem was that he had already ruined his credibility with the Democrats, by going back on his word so many times.  It was going to take something substantial, like voting on the appropriations agreed on as part of the debt ceiling deal rather than just a 45 day CR, to get the Democrats to take him seriously.

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    raven

    October 4, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @unctuous: It was a fucking test, what’s your problem?

  231. 231.

    RaflW

    October 4, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @glc: This scam happened to our HOA. For a lot more money. The employee at the paid, ‘professional’ management company made a stratospheric mistake in not calling the contractor before making the payment, and we as a board got a lawyer at lighting speed and went after our mgt. co.

    They ate the loss (the contractor actually ate part of it because their email security sucked and allowed the hackers to break in, read the open contracts, and send the fake invoice with the offshore payment processor) but whateves. We got our project at the agreed price.

    But damn, it was a crazy expensive lesson for the mgt. co.

  232. 232.

    Glidwrith

    October 4, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    @Rusty: By not riding to the rescue, we’re refusing to play the role of an abused woman.

  233. 233.

    raven

    October 4, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    Idiots on blogs have the potential for misuse too.

  234. 234.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    @unctuous: 9/11  wasn’t all that regional. It affected air travel everywhere east of the Mississippi.

    We need these alert systems in place everywhere. They layer up from extremely local to nationwide.

    East Palestine people in Ohio would have liked to be warned about risks of the derailment before two days after when it hit the news cycle. If an alert system is in place and people know that, the local government cannot pretend that they had no way to alert people.

  235. 235.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 4, 2023 at 4:28 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Why is the damage fractal?

    I can’t read Cracker’s mind, but…I would conjecture that “fractal” (which btw also echoes “fractious,” another good word for the Thugs’ lowjinks) alludes to the Mandelbrot set, which seems to exhibit the same degree of complexity no matter how much it’s magnified. That is to say the Thugs’ tactics of deflection, dissembling, and barely suppressed threats of violence work pretty much the same at all sizes of government, from the national to the local school boards. But that’s just a guess.

  236. 236.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @raven: Asking what the intended purpose is for. What’s your problem?

  237. 237.

    Brachiator

    October 4, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @unctuous:

    Anyone see a useful purpose for this system? And please do not respond with “nuclear war”. Such an alert is not useful, not in any way any of us can do anything about it, and besides everyone in the world would find out quite soon enough.

    Good question. You can read about it here at the FEMA site.

    I remember that in the past, officials said that if there were an actual emergency, you were expected to tune to a specific AM radio station and maybe a designated TV station for further information. And in the 60s and 70s, practically everyone had a radio in their car and home, and access to a TV. This is no longer the case, and some car manufacturers are lobbying hard to eliminate car radios.

    Smartphones may not be quite as ubiquitous as radio, so maybe there are gaps in the national notification system.

    Anyway, when we had the huge storm hitting Southern California, we got alerts via smartphones. Similarly, we got earthquake warnings via smartphones, even if it was just a few seconds before the shaking started.

  238. 238.

    Scout211

    October 4, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @unctuous: The system is sophisticated enough that they can target separate regions. Like our state emergency system, if there is a tornado, severe weather, flood, fire, amber alert, silver alert, escaped convict, etc., only the cell phones in the affected areas are sent the alerts.

    Today’s test was sent to all phones, to test the system in case of a nationwide emergency.

  239. 239.

    Tony G

    October 4, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    Night of the short plastic butter knives.

  240. 240.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @raven: Idiots on blogs don’t get broadcast to every smart device thats powered on in the nation. I only have to read your comments because I choose to.

  241. 241.

    Ken

    October 4, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    @sab: There is a school board candidates forum tomorrow evening. Got any suggestions for questions?

    “Do you live in the school district” and “Do you have children who go to the district’s schools” would be useful data points.

    You could also ask “Should the theory of evolution be taught in science class?”  “Yes” is acceptable, a ten-minute diatribe that involves Satan and vaccines is not. Hemming and hawing and dodging the question is possibly worse than the Satan tirade, since it suggests they lack the spine to stand up to lunatics.

  242. 242.

    bbleh

    October 4, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @Roger Moore: the counterfactual million-dollar question.  I think something really dramatic — as btw many commenters were suggesting the Dems demand — might indeed have inspired a large-scale revolt among the Republicans, so the best approach might have been something small enough that he could stare down any whining Republicans but significant enough to convince Dems he was serious (this time) followed by a change in behavior from the previous bad faith and scorched-earth. Given that the present situation is also bad for Dems, that might have been enough to get them to bail him out (this time), with the understanding that the Crazies probably wouldn’t give up completely, and that if Qevin resumed his previous bad behavior then a little birdie might whisper in Gaetz’s ear that the Dems wouldn’t back him again.

    OTOH, he had burned a lot of bridges, so maybe it was beyond hope and there was no way out.  But by all reports he didn’t try — all I’ve heard about was a DEMAND from the Reps in the “Problem Solvers Caucus” that Dems support him — and with his comments late last week and over the weekend, it could be that the die was cast.

  243. 243.

    Shalimar

    October 4, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @Suzanne: I think it is sort of both.  The fall of McCarthy was because of his lack of character.  On the one hand, there was a chance for negotiation with him on things like the debt ceiling because he would do just about anything to stay in power. But anything included constant lying, so he couldn’t be trusted to keep deals.

    Whoever takes over for him will be more honest and dependable about what they want, but they will also oppose anything Democrats want because that is where most Republicans are now.  The results might end up being worse.

  244. 244.

    smith

    October 4, 2023 at 4:39 pm

    @bbleh: Yes “compromise” is a dirty word among Republicans, but he could have given the Dems something, just enough for a handful of them to vote “present,”

    It was entirely too late for that. He had previously agreed to a number of compromises with Dems and then reneged on them.  No sane person would continue to make deals with someone who’d consistently proved to be so totally untrustworthy, and Dems as a rule are at least sane.

  245. 245.

    Scout211

    October 4, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @sab:There is a school board candidates forum tomorrow evening. Got any suggestions for questions?

    Ask them what their motivation is for running for the school board this year. ex:

    “What made you want to become a school board member this year?”

    ”What would you consider the top [choose your number] issues in our school district that need to be changed and how do you plan to change them?”

  246. 246.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    October 4, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    @Baud: time for a medieval invasion force in chain metal armor armed with swords and crossbows from Grand Fenwick….,

  247. 247.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    @unctuous: I see your point but I think you are misunderstanding the system.

    I agree that Amber alerts in the middle of the night from Cleveland when I am asleep in Akron 40 miles away are pointless. And I have had a lot of those.

    But this national system is supposedly (sorry, but I believe) built on government ( local, state and national emergency services) and not just police departments talking to each other and communicating badly.

  248. 248.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    October 4, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @Michael Bersin: you got there ahead of me!

  249. 249.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    @Scout211: Finally. An explanation. It’s targetable and can be focused.

    That’s got downsides too.

    Depends of course on who gets to decide the who where and what. After Trump we must consider this. We are not post MAGA.

    Like making medical decisions I think we should ask ourselves, 1) what are the benefits 2) what are the downsides and potential risks and 3) what happens if we do nothing?

    We quickly see the upsides to technology, especially those provided by our smart device world. We are still discovering the downsides. We never thought passenger airliners would be flown into buildings. We never thought an insurrection would be fomented and organized via social media.

    This technology will be misused.

  250. 250.

    TriassicSands

    October 4, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    @smith:

    Compromise, in 2023, is always a potential “dirty word.” When Democrats think about compromising with Republicans they have to consider what it is the GOP wants.

    Social Security: The GOP would like to end it or privatize it. What is the compromise with that position. Cut the program in half? Raise the age of eligibility while ignoring that physical jobs can take a huge toll on workers after 20-30 years. Real compromise would be increasing the funding for the program. Turning SS over to profit-driven entities will hardly be compromising. It will be surrender.

    Health Care: The GOP doesn’t care if anyone with low income has health insurance or access to care. What is the compromise with that?  Obamacare, an inadequate bandaid, was compromise, especially since it was basically a conservative plan. The GOP wants to end it. Compromise?

    This list goes on and on. When an opposition party has no solutions to problems and only wants to make things worse, compromise with that position is a dirty word. The Republicans need to have viable alternatives to solving the nation’s problems, but their answers are often denials that a problem exists or simply to remove government from the equation.

    Taxes: The U.S. has relatively low taxation, but we get very little (when compared with European democracies) for our money. Compromise is this area is agreement to tax the wealthy more. The GOP wants to give more tax cuts to the wealthy. It’s hardly an improvement to compromise and give the wealthy smaller tax cuts, when what is needed is higher tax rates.

    It almost every case, the GOP is representing the causes of our many of our problems. They already have an unjust, unequal society. Is Democratic compromise, agreeing to make things worse?

  251. 251.

    Hob

    October 4, 2023 at 4:59 pm

    @unctuous: You say “Finally. An explanation” as if you had no ability to find out the actual story before opining about it, and it was everyone else’s responsibility to correct your misunderstanding. This, after you had already posted half a dozen comments harping on your incorrect belief that it was about broadcasting regional disasters like tornadoes to irrelevant parts of the country.

    And now you’re already moving the goalposts to say that the actual explanation doesn’t matter, because no matter what it’s for, it would have the potential for misuse so you would be against it. Which, since every level of government has the potential to be taken over by tyrants, logically implies you’re against any form of governmental communication system on principle. LITERALLY EVERYTHING HAS THE POTENTIAL FOR MISUSE, we don’t therefore avoid everything.

  252. 252.

    Captain C

    October 4, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @SpaceUnit: If he’s doing it pro se expect a motion in a few months:

    Rudy: “Your honor, I know my motion was never filed, but that’s my attorney’s fault.  He was drunk all the time, still is.  In fact, he’s drunk right now.  I demand a chance to refile.”

    Judge: “That attorney was and is you.  Denied.”

  253. 253.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 4, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @japa21: Go D’Backs!

  254. 254.

    eversor

    October 4, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @Suzanne:

    There’s that as well.  We just drop it off at Whole Foods and they take care of it for us.

    Probably two years back I got a contract with them to help spin up a few things.  Me being me these were super TS/SCI data centers but also logistics centers for their retail centers.  They paid like fucking crazy.   Watching them go up was mind boggling.  The sheer scale and percision of how they work is terrifying.

    They are a problem and they create problems.  But they do actually know what the fuck they are doing.  Also very good at it.  Which is more than I can say for Elmo Musk.  If offered a Tesla contract (and I have been) I’d tell them to shove it up their ass.  I did.

  255. 255.

    smith

    October 4, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    @TriassicSands: Yep, it’s still lasagna vs anthrax and tire rims as it has been for years. But the compromise deals Qevin pretended to make with Dems mostly had to do with simply keeping the lights on, and even Qevin could see that failing to do so would be really bad for the GQP, but he couldn’t even honor those deals.

  256. 256.

    catclub

    October 4, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @Ken: ​
     

    You could also ask “Should the theory of evolution be taught in science class?”

    1. Should the scientific method be taught in science class?
    2. Should relevant theories which have been tested by the scientific method be taught in science class?

  257. 257.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @Ken: Wow . That could be an issue. I don’t want to be confrontantional, but I want to know what’s up. There are so many nutcases around that the teachers are wary of but I don’t even know exist.

  258. 258.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 5:17 pm

    @catclub: I am concerned with elementary school. Science is beyond my paygrade. I got biology  from the football coach and he knew less than nothing. And both my parents had biology degrees, and allowed this bad education for me.

    Yes I have parental issues.

  259. 259.

    catclub

    October 4, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @piratedan: Dems when he’s got just a completely tragic history of keeping his word, to anybody.

     

    You keep using that word ‘tragic’. I don’t think it means what you seem to think it means.

  260. 260.

    TriassicSands

    October 4, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @smith:

    Well, he did honor the agreement to keep the government open, but only after a number of lies and backstabbings. McCarthy behaved similarly with his own party, but most Republicans today are spineless toadies who just want to protect their own piece of the pie. They don’t care about their constituents. My point is that the current conditions in the U.S. are generally such that compromise has to come from the Republican Party, since we have real problems and the GOP has extreme positions on all of them. Sadly, compromise in this situation means that none of the problems can be solved, only chipped away at. In health care, for example, that means that people will die today waiting for an answer. And tomorrow. And…

  261. 261.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    @scav: It is so sad to hear about him. I think he was a talented actor.

  262. 262.

    Annie

    October 4, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    And Nancy Pelosi is here in San Francisco for Dianne Feinstein’s funeral.

  263. 263.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    @Ken: I live in the school district and I am not about to go on a report where Catholic my bishop told me to go guard and remember every smidge of actual religion I ever learned.

    ETA Cannot figure out parents without realuzing how badly positipned they were

  264. 264.

    zhena gogolia

    October 4, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    @scav: I have a subscription to the Guardian, and I signed in. I don’t understand why they keep asking me to contribute money. Doesn’t my subscription mean anything?

  265. 265.

    sab

    October 4, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    Today was scary for a cat and our cat was very scared.

    I am glad  everyone’s cats were scared and got over it. Also too your bosses scare me.  They are clueless.

  266. 266.

    scav

    October 4, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Meh-eh-aww-eh.  I don’t pretend to understand the world, but presume it’s the principle of always asking for more.  Ask early and often.  The Company Store seems to think I’ll need new sheets at about the frequency of washing them.

  267. 267.

    Ruckus

    October 4, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Perhaps the larger problem is they (Republicans) re-draft history in order to keep running the same cons.

    Conservatives seem to want a very limited style of government.

    Them and the top and everyone else supporting them.

    And our country is not built to work that way. Some other countries at least make no pretense that they are a restrictive country – meaning that everything is restricted to them having everything and everyone else getting doodly squat.

    Yes we don’t all get exactly the same amount or own the same amount of stuff but there are supposed to be restrictions on the rich getting so rich that they can purchase whatever they want, even if it is to own/run the country. It’s called progressive taxation, the rate changes according to how much you get paid/have. It is still unequal but it is far more useful to being a democracy.

  268. 268.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @Hob: What I was referring to was an attempt at explanation rather than bullshit or pooh-poohing the question.

    Really this started with a joke, one we all know, how such a system might be misused because we all have seen the missing white girl alerts.

    What does it do that isn’t already covered by what we have already? Why is tv, internet news media, social media, texting and all our other delivery systems insufficient? Do we have a new threat we didn’t before? I doubt it.

    So it’s a national alert system that can be regionally focused. OK. So, why? Was getting news out a problem before? Not that I can see. Why is this better?

    I remember the neocon color alerts. That was supposed to be for our national welfare too.

    Here’s an idea. Ask ourselves how January 6th 2020 would have been different if we had this system in place. If ever there was a national crisis appropriate for a national alert system, that was it.

    Would we have learned any faster and with more clarity what was happening as it happened? Would it have helped in any way? Or made it worse?

    And ask as well, could it have made it worse? Surely it could have. And I believe it would have. The one person who has shown himself to be extremely sharp and quick on recognizing and creatively using new levers to manipulate people is Donald Trump, who would have had the authority to use it.

    This new shiny tool reaches everyone in the country. And we thought his tweets got everywhere.

  269. 269.

    unctuous

    October 4, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    @unctuous: Damn. Jan 6 2021. Missed the edit window.

  270. 270.

    Brachiator

    October 4, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    @unctuous:

    What does it do that isn’t already covered by what we have already? Why is tv, internet news media, social media, texting and all our other delivery systems insufficient?

    Answered this at 237.

  271. 271.

    Ksmiami

    October 4, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    @Roger Moore: I believe in game theory we are at the point where the Dems need to throw out the board wrt working with the GOP. There’s only downside for team blue

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