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Go Joe and Other Musings

by WaterGirl|  October 13, 20234:31 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Open Threads, Politics, War in Ukraine

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So proud of Joe Biden.

Biden: It’s also a priority for me to urgently address the humanitarian crisis in Gaza… We can’t lose sight of the fact that the overwhelming majority of Palestinians had nothing to do with Hamas and the appalling attacks pic.twitter.com/oHybsZBvC7

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 13, 2023

Thank you, Joe!

⭐️

Is Ukraine becoming a literal proxy war between authoritarian countries and those who believe in democracy?  Instead of just a figurative one.

Ukraine and the West are now fighting not just Russia and Iran in Ukraine, but North Korea too.

Quite a new axis – Russia, Iran, North Korea, Hamas, Hezbollah…….https://t.co/0fzbMMVpyd

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) October 13, 2023

Anyone who thinks we don’t have to fight this fight in Ukraine, and win, is not grounded in reality.

⭐️

What’s the latest on the Speaker fight?

https://t.co/ebHsSiLSwJ pic.twitter.com/rYFZ7o5Mef

— Gary McCoy (@garymccoysf) October 12, 2023

I am with Josh Marshall, asking who the hell is Austin Scott?

I think the real breaking news is that there’s a rep from Georgia named Austin Scott.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 13, 2023

⭐️

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    October 13, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    So glad we have Biden in office right now. I shudder to think what TIFG would be saying if he weren’t just blathering at rallies.

    I got nothing else except my back hurts because I was sweeping up bits of kibble from around the cat’s dish and I…I don’t know, stood up wrong??? Middle age sucks.

  2. 2.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    @Alison Rose: I heard the same thing from a co-worker long ago who hurt his back when he sneezed.

  3. 3.

    Yarrow

    October 13, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    Quite a new axis – Russia, Iran, North Korea, Hamas, Hezbollah…….

    How is this new? I thought Russia, Iran and North Korea were part of Bush’s “Axis of Evil?” Other nations or groups kind of seem to move in and out of that.

  4. 4.

    Alison Rose

    October 13, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    LOLOL at that Nancy SMASH tweet.

  5. 5.

    jackmac

    October 13, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    If it’s going to be Gym Jordan as Speaker, it’s well past time for our media to take a VERY, VERY detailed look at how he ignored and covered up complaints about a sexual predator harassing Ohio State wrestlers while he was an assistant coach.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @Alison Rose: Mister Jared, he’d have fixed the whole magilla by now.

  7. 7.

    Anoniminous

    October 13, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    @jackmac:

    We are a long way from a House vote and even longer from Jordan winning the vote. 

  8. 8.

    smith

    October 13, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Second vote: 152-55 Rs say they will vote for Jordan if it comes to the floor. He’s got a ways to go.

  9. 9.

    Anoniminous

    October 13, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Jefferies is going to speak at Five PM, Right Coast Time.

  10. 10.

    Old School

    October 13, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @Yarrow:

    How is this new? I thought Russia, Iran and North Korea were part of Bush’s “Axis of Evil?”

    It was Iraq rather than Russia.  (As that was the country he wanted to invade.)

  11. 11.

    Nettoyeur

    October 13, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @Yarrow:  Bush’s Axis was Iraq, Iran, North Korea. Originally there was no actual connection. Iraq, Iran were enemies, NoKo far away. Now Iran active in Iraq and NoKo selling arms. Russia is embroiled in Syria, buys drones from Iran, and is teaming up with NoKo on weapons.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @smith: From 124 to 152.  32 people changed their minds?   Interesting.

    I think they should all vote for Jordan in the straw vote and the pull the rug out from under him in the real thing on the House floor.

  13. 13.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    What is this about? I am hearing seemingly conflicting things about the Biden admin calling for a ceasefire, then not calling for a ceasefire, then saying that a ceasefire is bad?

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @Anoniminous: Do you have a link?

  15. 15.

    bbleh

    October 13, 2023 at 4:54 pm

    Jordan could be real poison for a purple-district Congress-critter, ‘cuz he’d go full scorched-earth, and a lot of purple-district voters wouldn’t like that at all.

    Guess it’s gonna come down to how many are willing to fall on their swords for Team Trump.

    (I was afraid of this when Trump endorsed him, although I thought it’d be more of a walkover, wrestlers notwithstanding.)

    Wonder what Jeffries is gonna say …

  16. 16.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 4:57 pm

    I would edit my previous comment, but it’s too late…. Karine Jean-Pierre apparently thinks calling for a ceasefire is “repugnant”?!

    Jesus Christ. Doctors Without Borders is reporting that they’ve been given two hours to evacuate a whole hospital, and calling for a ceasefire is “repugnant”? Am I in the Upside-Down?!

  17. 17.

    KrackenJack

    October 13, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    Relegation in the Axis of Evil League is making it very difficult to keep up.

  18. 18.

    MattF

    October 13, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @bbleh: Jordan made enemies in the less-crazy caucus by explicitly threatening them with MAGA primary opposition.

  19. 19.

    skerry

    October 13, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @Alison Rose: My advice to you is to do stretches daily. Even if you do or do not exercise. It has made a big difference for me as I’ve aged.

  20. 20.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @bbleh: I want to watch the speech but I haven’t found anything about it anywhere.

  21. 21.

    smith

    October 13, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: I don’t think they changed their minds exactly, they just signaled that they are willing to fall in line like good little authoritarians.

  22. 22.

    Scout211

    October 13, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    From the DKos live blog:

    They’re not just calling it a day, they’re taking the weekend, which isn’t a huge surprise. Stick around for the Jeffries press conference in a few minutes, though.

    Oh, and happy Friday the 13th.

    UPDATE: Friday, Oct 13, 2023 · 1:47:47 PM PDT · Joan McCarter

    According to two separate sources, the GOP is calling it a day.

  23. 23.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    But definitely don’t call what the IDF is doing the war crime that it actually is.

    Brave.  Bold.

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:02 pm

    LOL 60 votes short on the floor. t.co/ume3WbMtg3

    — Mueller, She Wrote 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@MuellerSheWrote) October 13, 2023

  25. 25.

    smith

    October 13, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @WaterGirl: I think this is it

    democraticleader.house.gov/live

    but nothing is happening yet.

  26. 26.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @Cacti: White phosphorus was dropped on Gaza, it was reported today.

    And calling for a ceasefire is “repugnant”?!

  27. 27.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    @Suzanne: Why do you hate Jews?  (sarcasm)

  28. 28.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    old video. deleted.

  29. 29.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 13, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    @bbleh:

    Guess it’s gonna come down to how many are willing to fall on their swords for Team Trump.

    I’d say we proved categorically that Trump has little power over the House when Jordan couldn’t even pull a majority on the first vote.  Hard to say if he gained anything at all from the endorsement, since he was already the crazy preference.  When Scalise decided not to keep putting himself through the grinder, Jordan still hasn’t pulled it off when it’s him vs Random Goober.

    Hell if I know where this is going, but it’s clear Trump ain’t driving this train, whether or not it ends up going where he wants.

  30. 30.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:06 pm

    @smith: Thank you!  Vide embed in comment #28.

    wrong video.

  31. 31.

    rikyrah

    October 13, 2023 at 5:07 pm

    Is Ukraine becoming a literal proxy war between authoritarian countries and those who believe in democracy?  Instead of just a figurative one.

     

    It has always been that.

  32. 32.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 5:07 pm

    @bbleh: And Jordan would get the blame if they lose the House next year.

    It’ll be a crazy election season with all kinds of drama. The media is going to make a killing.

  33. 33.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    @Suzanne: I think it’s a good thing to say a ceasefire is needed, because this war eventually needs to end with a ceasefire. But the US isn’t pressuring Israel for an immediate ceasefire because Israel wants to kill as many Hamas and Islamic Jihad fighters as it can and we’re on board with that program.

    I think that Hakan Fidan, the Turkish Foreign Minister, doesn’t expect Israel to agree to a ceasefire in the immediate future either, and may not even want them to. Turkiye seems to be interested not in ending this war now but mitigating the harm as much as possible.

    I mention FM Fidan because he will likely play a key role mediating the ceasefire that sooner or later will end this war. Turkiye os one of the very few countries that has decent relations with both Hamas and Israel.

  34. 34.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    Hakeem up!

  35. 35.

    Lacuna Synecdoche

    October 13, 2023 at 5:10 pm

    Josh Marshall via WaterGirl @ Top:

    I think the real breaking news is that there’s a rep from Georgia named Austin Scott.

    The Great Wikizardapedia says:

    In 2001, Scott was the first Republican in the Georgia House to work with Democrats to remove the Confederate battle emblem from the state’s flag. […] Following the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022, Scott consistently supported military aid to Ukraine. As of October 2023, he received an “A”-rating on the congressional report card on Ukraine support by Defending Democracy Together. …

    … 2021 Electoral College vote

    On January 7, 2021, Scott did not object to the Electoral College certification in the House of Representatives. … Scott condemned the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. Scott attended President Joe Biden’s inauguration on January 20, 2021.
    [

    Well, that doesn’t sound too ba… oh, wait, there’s more coming in over the transom:

    Stock trades – Scott has been a successful stock trader while serving in Congress. He bought 1,000 shares of Fuel Cell Energy, Inc. (FCEL) at $2 per share on October 30, 2020, and sold some shares on December 23, 2020, at $13.42 (a 571% increase), selling the remainder on January 14, 2021, at $17.60 (a 780% increase). The website Unusual Whales follows congressional stock trading and has created a page for Scott’s trades.

    Abortion – Scott opposes abortion and believes that human life begins at conception.

    Budget, taxes, and the economy – Scott is in favor of a balanced budget amendment. He voted for the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017.

    Cannabis – Scott has a “D” rating from marijuana legalization advocacy organization the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) for his voting history regarding cannabis-related issues.

    Capital punishment – Scott is in favor of capital punishment.

    LGBT issues – Scott opposes same-sex marriage and is in favor of a Federal Marriage Amendment.

    Second Amendment – He opposes gun control.

    Women’s issues – Ultimately, he voted against the 2013 renewal of the Violence Against Women Act.

    Texas v. Pennsylvania – In December 2020, Scott was one of 126 Republican members of the House of Representatives to sign an amicus brief in support of Texas v. Pennsylvania, a lawsuit filed at the United States Supreme Court contesting the results of the 2020 presidential election…

    Oh. Umm… Never mind.

    Mostly standard GOP authoritarian prick.

  36. 36.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    @Cacti: I felt like this after 9/11, like I was suddenly surrounded by people (even people I liked and thought were better than that) who had gone utterly crazy with fear and bloodlust.

  37. 37.

    Shalimar

    October 13, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    @smith: Even ignoring the 55 no votes, that still leaves 14 who either aren’t there or are not willing to vote for either candidate even in a secret ballot.  That 14 seems like the much bigger problem for Republicans.  The number has been pretty consistent all 4 times they have done this.  That is a lot of “fuck all of you assholes” voters when you can only lose 4.

  38. 38.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 13, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    @smith:

    they just signaled that they are willing to fall in line like good little authoritarians.

    Pretty much.  It’s the difference between ‘your preferred candidate’ and ‘who you’re willing to accept if he wins.’

  39. 39.

    MattF

    October 13, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    @Geminid: However, it looks like Israel’s strategy towards Hamas is ‘Kill them all’. What does a potential mediator do?

  40. 40.

    smith

    October 13, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @WaterGirl: Huh — what I’m seeing seems to be from a week or so ago.

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    CSPAN link

  42. 42.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    @Lacuna Synecdoche: Well he is a Republican. I mean if you can’t agree with their platform of hate then you’re not really one then and won’t get elected.

  43. 43.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    @Geminid:

    But the US isn’t pressuring Israel for an immediate ceasefire because Israel wants to kill as many Hamas and Islamic Jihad fighters as it can and we’re on board with that program. 

    Yeah, no one’s arguing with that. But that’s not what is already happening and is not what is about to happen in Gaza.

    Fuck.

    Fuck Hamas. No argument there. But until they figure out how to do that without mass slaughter of civilians, fucking stop.

  44. 44.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:16 pm

    @Suzanne: Reminds me of the Iraq war, when it seemed like the whole country had jumped on the train to crazy town (including Senator Biden).

  45. 45.

    Shalimar

    October 13, 2023 at 5:16 pm

    @WaterGirl: McCarthy started off this shitshow only 4 votes short.  Seems like they go backwards every time they get a new candidate.

  46. 46.

    Ken

    October 13, 2023 at 5:17 pm

    @WaterGirl: 60 votes short of the speakership means, what, 50 votes short of what Jeffries will get?

    At least, I’m hoping they mean 60 more people voting for him, not 60 more rounds of voting. Though I could see it taking that.

  47. 47.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @MattF: Israel knows they can’t kill every Hamas fighter. But they intend to kill a lot of them, especially the leadership.

    The time for mediation will come, just like it did in the 2021 Gaza war. That one ended after 11 days because we pressured Israel to end it , and Qatar mediated a ceasefire. This time we will hold off more than we did then.

  48. 48.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 13, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @Suzanne: ​When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

  49. 49.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    Sure was humanitarian of the IDF to give the civilian population an evacuation warning after 3 days of peppering them with white phosphorus and cluster bombs.

  50. 50.

    rikyrah

    October 13, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    Anyone who thinks we don’t have to fight this fight in Ukraine, and win, is not grounded in reality.

     

    I know that’s right.

  51. 51.

    Lacuna Synecdoche

    October 13, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @Nettoyeur:

    Now Iran active in Iraq and NoKo selling arms. Russia is embroiled in Syria, buys drones from Iran, and is teaming up with NoKo on weapons.

    … while China and India both fund Russian terrorism in Ukraine via oil purchases.

    It feels like we’re already basically in a Cold WW III.

  52. 52.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 13, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    George Santos isn’t having a very good day. No idea what the context is.

  53. 53.

    Roger Moore

    October 13, 2023 at 5:22 pm

    @Lacuna Synecdoche:

    Mostly standard GOP authoritarian prick.

    What were you expecting?  Anyone in the Republican party who actually agrees with us on critical issues has already left it.  Anyone the Republicans nominate for Speaker is going to be awful on a whole host of issues.  Right now, the best we can hope for is slightly less awful.

  54. 54.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 13, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Queen Victoria told him to go pound sand with that marriage proposal.

  55. 55.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: ​
    Heh, the Claire Foy edition Victoria at that.

  56. 56.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @rikyrah: Virtually, yes.  But if all those countries are supplying weapons, that seems new to me.

  57. 57.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:26 pm

    @Cacti: Every human rights and aid organization — MSF, Amnesty, the UN, etc — is saying that Gaza is an absolute pit of despair and that people literally cannot get out.

  58. 58.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2023 at 5:26 pm

    @Suzanne: When the story of the Hamas attack first broke, I saw a discussion about it on the Facebook feed of a friend. A dude with a long history of right-wing belligerence going back to 1990s Usenet broke in and started pontificating that if you weren’t “on Israel’s side”, you were on the side of Hamas baby-decapitators, no middle ground, no ifs, ands or buts. Friend just thanked him for his input with weary sarcasm, later noted just that things are going to get bad.

    (Friend is Jewish, belligerent dude demanding unconditional support for Israel is not.)

    We’ve all heard this song before. You hear a story of atrocities, someone tries to leverage it into carte blanche for one side in a conflict, and when that side commits atrocities of its own inevitably the excuses and explanations are going to come out. I remember it from when it was my country that got attacked. It’s not a happy song.

  59. 59.

    Scout211

    October 13, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: No idea what the context is.

    Intelligencer

    So, here’s what happened. We’ve all had an extremely long week, as you’re likely aware. On Friday afternoon, George Santos, the New York representative whose tally of alleged federal crimes is now up to 23, was spotted screaming in the hallway of the Longworth House Office Building. It appears Santos — who famously suggested his family was Jewish then revised this to “Jew-ish” — was accosted by pro-Palestinian protesters.
    Normally, neither a small protest on Capitol Hill nor George Santos shouting in front of a gaggle of reporters would be all that notable. But there’s the twist: Santos was holding a 2-month-old baby when this all went down.

     

    George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.” pic.twitter.com/QQsfPAo8hC— Matt Rice (@matthew___rice) October 13, 2023

  60. 60.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @Lacuna Synecdoche:

    It feels like we’re already basically in a Cold WW III. 

    Adam Silverman says we’ve been in WWIII since 2008.

  61. 61.

    Lacuna Synecdoche

    October 13, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @cain:

    Well he is a Republican.

    Yep, I was just pointing out, by implication, that there are a few moderate looking actions in his c.v. which the media is likely to promote – while ignoring the long list of things that mark him out as just another xenophobic right-wing GOP asshole.

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:27 pm

    @Ken: I think that means he is 60 votes short of being able to win the majority (real) vote on the House floor.

  63. 63.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 13, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Kuwait. 1990. Disinformation on Iraqis throwing babies out of incubators.  We’ve seen this all before.  Hell, Belgium, 1914.

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    If you didn’t watch Haakeem and the other leadership peeps speak on the steps of the House, I recommend watching it.  Link is at #41.

    The Dems did not hold back.

  65. 65.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Just Santos trying to distract from his situation and gain sympathy.

  66. 66.

    Lacuna Synecdoche

    October 13, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    What were you expecting?

    Well, my tone was intended to be sardonic. Apparently I failed.

  67. 67.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    @Geminid: wont’ the leadership just run with the palestinian population? Or did they just want to destroy all the tunnels?

  68. 68.

    Shalimar

    October 13, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    @Suzanne: There is no doubt that Russia has been waging a psyops war against us since 2008.  And they upped the ante with a proxy war in Ukraine in 2014 and we did nothing to respond.  We’re still barely doing anything to respond.

  69. 69.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    @WaterGirl: Rep. Jeffries is an excellent speaker. One of the very best I’ve seen.

  70. 70.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    We’ve all heard this song before. You hear a story of atrocities, someone tries to leverage it into carte blanche for one side in a conflict, and when that side commits atrocities of its own inevitably the excuses and explanations are going to come out. I remember it from when it was my country that got attacked. It’s not a happy song. 

    No, it’s not.
    But I would like to think that we here are grownups and can hold onto more than one thought at a time.

    Nothing exhausts me more than the goddamn binary thinking that has come to characterize this entire issue. I have to say, hearing the White House Press Secretary describe calls for a ceasefire and de-escalation “repugnant” is incredibly disappointing. I find lack of concern for human immiseration repugnant.

  71. 71.

    Ken

    October 13, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    @Scout211: George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”

    WTH? Does he have to make a final payment? Is he adopting, and trying it out on spec?

  72. 72.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Suzanne: Deeply disagree with the spokesperson in regards to Israel support.

    Then again, I think we have shown to the world that we are not interested in helping out the palestinians. We are on the wrong side of history. They need a homeland. Israel needs to make space and there should be a two state solution.

  73. 73.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 13, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Scout211: ​ 

    So… w…w… wait, is George Santos now going to be a mother?

    What a world that man inhabits!

  74. 74.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Suzanne: But The Squad is evil for not deep throating the boot of the IDF and the Pentagon.

  75. 75.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I think it was someone here who linked to the great Bellingcat article on the misinformation storm on both sides of this war, with special emphasis on the easiest way to fake a video of something–just take a real video that looks about right and put whatever label you want on it:

    bellingcat.com/news/2023/10/11/hamas-attacks-israel-bombs-gaza-and-misinformation-surges-online/

  76. 76.

    Scout211

    October 13, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @WaterGirl: I watched Rep Clark.  She was good.

    Minor typo correction: Hakeem. (One ‘a’ in his first name).

  77. 77.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    Senator Schumer will fly to Israel this weekend, I read.

  78. 78.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Cacti: THAT is what I”m talking about.

    Is Tlaib supposed to shoot off pro-Israel nonsense as a Palestinian?

  79. 79.

    Shalimar

    October 13, 2023 at 5:34 pm

    @Scout211: Oh, god. Now he stole someone’s baby.

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    @Scout211: You are also so good at catching it when I get a name wrong.  I mean that seriously, because you are very gracious when you do it, and you are not an asshole about it.

  81. 81.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Scout211: OMG, he stole that kid at Walmart!

  82. 82.

    WaterGirl

    October 13, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    @trollhattan: I’m sure he just rented the baby. //

  83. 83.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @cain: The leadership can run, but they might not be able to hide. And a lot of the fighters will stay, because they want to inflict heavy casualties on the IDF. They think they can do it too.

  84. 84.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @cain:

    They need a homeland. Israel needs to make space and there should be a two state solution. 

    I honestly DGAF if it’s a one-state solution or a two-state solution or a three-state solution or whatever the fuck it is. Whomever wants to live there should be able to live there and vote as long as they can be peaceful. I am skeptical of ethnostates as a concept. Which — of course it should be obvious — does not mean that I don’t support the Palestinians and the Jews to live in peace, security, and prosperity.

    If nothing else, the dude who’s constantly whining about the evils of Christianity got an exhibit that other religions are equally toxic on their crazy right wings.

  85. 85.

    Juju

    October 13, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @Alison Rose: wait until you get a sleep injury. That’s fun. 😐

  86. 86.

    trollhattan

    October 13, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
    “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for that baby today.”

  87. 87.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @cain: Hamas is a deeply awful and destructive government for Gaza, and since they started this round, there’s going to be this 9/11-like willingness to make allowances for anyone who attacks them.

    But I also get the definite feeling that that was exactly how Bibi Netanyahu liked it all along. That willingness to constantly crank up the tension to shore up his own popularity.

    (It’s a markedly different situation from Ukraine, where Ukraine’s great offense that provoked Putin to attack them was basically existing. Hard to bothsides that one unless you’re completely in the tank.)

  88. 88.

    Cacti

    October 13, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @Suzanne: Israel doesn’t want a one state solution.  They want an ethno-religious Jewish state and that wouldn’t be possible if they annexed the occupied territories and gave the stateless population citizenship.

    They don’t want a two state solution either.

    They want Palestinians confined to a series of non-contiguous Bantustans, with Israeli control over their land borders, airspace, and water.  But they want to be able to call that a Palestinian state.

  89. 89.

    Jay

    October 13, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    3 Key rules for getting older,

    Stretch and limber up before doing anything strenuous like lifting heavy objects or putting on socks,

    Lift with your legs, not your back,

    Never trust a fart,

  90. 90.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 13, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: This got a lot of play in the days after the invasion. It’s not clear to me if it was generally known about in Israel before, or if someone leaked it since the attacks. The linked article is paywalled.

    @haaretzcom Oct 9

    “Anyone who wants to thwart the establishment of a Palestinian state has to support bolstering Hamas and transferring money to Hamas,” Netanyahu told his Likud party’s Knesset members in March 2019. “This is part of our strategy”

  91. 91.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @Cacti: There are plenty of Jews who recognize that the Palestinians either need full civil and human rights within Israel, or they need a state of their own. Those people are not in control of the Israeli government, but they are important.

    I’m tired of talking about civilians like they’re governments, and governments like they’re civilians. The Palestinians deserve better than Hamas and the Jews deserve better than Bibi Netanyahu and his bloodthirsty goons.

  92. 92.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Netanyahu liked it right up until Saturday. Then Israelis paid a heavy price for his mistaken and self-interested actions. I doubt very much that he will be forgiven.

  93. 93.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 13, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    Late breaking news! Republicans have a consensus candidate with the votes to be named Speaker!

    Meet Zach the Intern.

  94. 94.

    Baud

    October 13, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I still have hope that this security failure will sink Bibi.

  95. 95.

    Scout211

    October 13, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: OMG! I love it.

    Zach, who is taking a year off from his studies at the Northern University of Southern Florida, is well liked within the G.O.P. conference, insiders said.

    “Zach never screws up our coffee orders,” one Republican congressman said. “You couldn’t say the same for Kevin McCarthy.”

  96. 96.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I’m tired of talking about civilians like they’re governments, and governments like they’re civilians.

    I’ve heard the argument that in a democratic system, the two are one and the same–the people elected the government that is doing the bad thing–so it’s their fault and this isn’t a distinction you should be making.

    But the highest-profile proponent of that argument that I recall in recent decades was Osama bin Laden. Not the greatest company to keep.

  97. 97.

    Freemark

    October 13, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Israel, as run by Netanyahu, is every bit as evil as Hamas. Not surprising as Netty basically created the Hamas that we know and love today. Evil begets evil. Or if you prefer a Frankenstein’s monster situation.

    timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/

  98. 98.

    Baud

    October 13, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    Clarence Thomas hikes the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep pace with inflation.

    Heh.

  99. 99.

    bbleh

    October 13, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Ken: @WaterGirl: WG is correct.  It’s based on the number of Republican votes Jordan pulled in the last conference vote.  There hasn’t been a floor vote yet.

  100. 100.

    Suzanne

    October 13, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Over half of us didn’t vote for TFG. I don’t want to be painted with that brush and so I don’t do it to others.

    I saw a statement purportedly made by a member of the Israeli emergency government saying essentially that Gaza doesn’t have civilians because they could have overthrown the government in a coup. I don’t want to link in case it’s fake. There’s a lot of misinfo out there. But if that’s real…. that’s terrifying.

  101. 101.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    @Freemark: Israel as run by Netanyah has had more than 25 public protests against his government, each numbering more than 100,000 people. If a Gazan attended a protest against Hamas they would have the crap beaten out of them. If they organized it, they would be executed.

  102. 102.

    bbleh

    October 13, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @WaterGirl: @Geminid: excellent speech!  But what is Morpheus doing there …?

  103. 103.

    zhena gogolia

    October 13, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    @Suzanne: I’ve seen the same argument made about Russia here, many times.

  104. 104.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 13, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    @Baud: I think he’s far more popular in the Beltway than in Israel.

    His successful manipulation of the US political establishment over the last 25, 30 years?, especially since 9/11, is gobsmacking

  105. 105.

    eclare

    October 13, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    Not much to add, so glad we have Joe at the helm.  And he is deploying the assets he has, Blinken, Austin, etc.

  106. 106.

    CarolPW

    October 13, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @Suzanne: She was asked first about messages from members of congress who seemed to be equating the Hamas terror attack with actions that were previously taken by Israel. And then she asked to clarify which members of congress, and the reply talked about calls for cease fires. Her answer about repugnant could be attributed to either the calumny about equating the Hamas and Israeli actions or about requesting a cease fire. I know which message think she meant was repugnant.

  107. 107.

    Baud

    October 13, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I think 9/11 was the key.  It let him earn cred with the War on Terror crowd.

  108. 108.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 13, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I saw a statement purportedly made by a member of the Israeli emergency government saying essentially that Gaza doesn’t have civilians because they could have overthrown the government in a coup.

    I remember American warbloggers making that exact same argument about Iraqis in 2003. I didn’t particularly want to be held to a moral duty to rise up and overthrow Republican governments, myself.

  109. 109.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @bbleh: Have you seen the speech Hakeem Jeffries gave in Janusry, 2019 when he nominsted the “Once and Fiture Speaker” Nancy Pelosi? If you are ever feeling low it will cheer you up. Jeffries had Pelosi grinning by the end.

    It’s available on YouTube, I believe.

  110. 110.

    Freemark

    October 13, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @Geminid: They commit the identical evil Hamas has. The fact they don’t do it to Israelis makes it no less evil. Everything seen in Hamas’ attack on innocent Israelis has been done to innocent Palestinians by Israel. If we use the reasoning you give it would make Israel more evil, not less. Because Israelis could have rose up and stopped Netty without being killed and their families murdered.

    But my main point is there are no ‘good guys’ here. And right now Hamas and Israel are Yin and Yang.

  111. 111.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:30 pm

     

     

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I have often heard Republicans describe Netanyahu as “Churchillian.” I would laugh and say, “he looks more Chinchillian to me!”

    But from what I’ve read in Israeli media, every Israeli politician knows that Netanyahu is a self-interested liar. Even his own fellow Likud MKs and coalition partners know this. They backed him because he was their liar.

  112. 112.

    Baud

    October 13, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @Geminid:

    Trump-like.

  113. 113.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Freemark: Well, I would agree that there are few good guys here, at least if you are counting political leaders.

  114. 114.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 13, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    @Geminid: @Baud: I always say what Republicans learned from trump is what they could get away with. I think Bibi learned a lot of the same lessons, maybe too well

  115. 115.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 13, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: ​
     “Zach never screws up our coffee orders,” one Republican congressman said. “You couldn’t say the same for Kevin McCarthy.”

  116. 116.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @Geminid: So I wouldn’t say this group wears the white hats, and that group wears the black hats. They all wear gray hats.

    But I may differ from some in that I see variations based on how constructive or destructive a politician is. For Instance, I would say that Gantz and Lapid are better than Netanyahu and the Shas leader. And Smotrich and Ben-Gvir are the worst of the lot.

    And I thought the last government was much better than this one, even if they did not solve the problem that no one else has for the past 56 years.

  117. 117.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 13, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @Scout211: Yup, that coffee thing is just priceless.

  118. 118.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: That is true to an extent, but I would caution against taking comparisons of US politics too far.  The two nations are very different, and so are their politics.

  119. 119.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Geminid:

    @cain: The leadership can run, but they might not be able to hide. And a lot of the fighters will stay, because they want to inflict heavy casualties on the IDF. They think they can do it too.

    Aren’t a bunch of the Hamas leadership hanging out in Doha? Just hanging out watching shit unfold.

  120. 120.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 13, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    @Geminid: my only point of comparison was Netanyahu himself

  121. 121.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    @Cacti: I was reading a Times of Israel article and they basically said that Israel’s Mossad pretty much help fund Hamas back in the 80s as a way to go against the PLO. (who was considered a terrorist org) This seems like typical 80s foreign affairs shit – it’s like afghanistan all over again. I can’t help but think that Mossad took a page from the CIA or got similar advice that way.

    So Mossad starts up Hamas and then does the classic divide and conquer that we are seeing here. But both the Palestinian Authority and Hamas are failing – the west bank is slowly getting bulldozed by settlers – eventually west bank will be sent off to gaza or to some other camp.

    It’s no wonder that these folks resort to the kind of asymmetrical warfare.

  122. 122.

    SenyorDave

    October 13, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @Cacti: They want Palestinians confined to a series of non-contiguous Bantustans, with Israeli control over their land borders, airspace, and water.  But they want to be able to call that a Palestinian state.

    This 1000%.  Since Bibi became PM Israel wants it all.  He now has his perfect cabinet, half of them are overt bigots.  The Palestinians are non-persons to the current Israeli government.  And we are complicit, we give Israel $4 billion a year so we actually could have leverage.

  123. 123.

    SenyorDave

    October 13, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    I don’t know where I read it (maybe here), but somone said the “bad” Palestinians are in Gaza, so they made it into a ghetto.  the “good” Palestinians are in the West Bank, so their reward is they only get their land stolen.  And an occasional burning of an olive grove by settlers while the police stand around and watch.

  124. 124.

    Bill Arnold

    October 13, 2023 at 7:16 pm

    @Shalimar:

    And they upped the ante with a proxy war in Ukraine in 2014 and we did nothing to respond. We’re still barely doing anything to respond.

    Russian ransomware crime organizations explicitly avoid targeting Russian targets, e.g. malware that bails if it find a Russian language keyboard layout. This is to avoid prosecution in Russia.
    Since most ransomware revenue is Russian[1], that means that Russian companies and government organizations are a business opportunity for enterprising ransomware criminals willing to risk offending The Bear.

    [1] 74% of ransomware revenue goes to Russia-linked hackers (14 February 2022) [2]
    [2] Note that this may simply mean that Russia is too poor to pay ransom. :-)

  125. 125.

    Freemark

    October 13, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    @Geminid: According to Haaretz Netanyahu said

    “Anyone who wants to thwart the establishment of a Palestinian state has to support bolstering Hamas and transferring money to Hamas,” the prime minister reportedly said at a 2019 meeting of his Likud party. “This is part of our strategy — to isolate the Palestinians in Gaza from the Palestinians in the West Bank.”

    And the reason Hamas’ attack was so ‘successful’ is because Netty had moved most of the southern IDF forces to the West Bank to protect illegal Israeli settlers that were murdering and pillaging there.

    It’s funny, in a very bad way. Most of Israel’s atrocities were committed in the West Bank to weaken the more moderate Fatah group that was willing to recognize Israel and negotiate peace. While Israel strengthened and supported the group that as part of its ‘constitution’ vowed no negotiation and the total destruction of Israel.

  126. 126.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    @Freemark: I read that too.

  127. 127.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    @cain: Israel certanly fostered Hamas as a rival to Fatah. But I would not say they “created” Hamas, which came out of the Muslim Brotherhood founded in the 1950s. That was an indigenous movement that was for a long time one of the two biggest foes of conservative Arab governments. The others were the secular liberation movements like Fatah.

    But Israel deserves blame for Hamas’s strength for aiding them, and even more so for creating the conditions of deprivation and despair in which Hamas has thrived.

  128. 128.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 7:48 pm

    @Freemark: I’m not so sure the Fatah group was willing to recognize Israel, even within its 1967 borders. That was a major sticking point with the Oslo Accords, which Fatah would not ratify.

  129. 129.

    Soprano2

    October 13, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    @Suzanne: I think a significant number of Israelis believe there are no Palestinian civilians, and that they are all complicit in the terrorism because they submit to Hamas rule. It would be as if you and I were blamed for Republicans and TFG because we didn’t overthrow them.  It’s unreasonable.

  130. 130.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    October 13, 2023 at 7:57 pm

    @smith: And add 152 and 55 and I get 207, which is smaller than, and is NOT 217. So yeah, things seem still very up in the air.  When will they realize they can’t elect a speaker with only R votes, and someone comes to deal with Hakeem? I’m not holding my breath, but what else are they (eventually) going to do?

  131. 131.

    cain

    October 13, 2023 at 8:04 pm

    @Geminid:

    Thanks for the clarification. In the article, they said they gave money and resources to a specific cleric.

    Regardless, Israel took an approach to prop up Hamas and used it as a reason to keep Palestinian down. Of course, the death and destruction serves Hamas’s purpose as well to keep the population dependent on them.

  132. 132.

    bbleh

    October 13, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): they are going to bully and strong-arm, like the modern-day Nazis they are, and please don’t tell me you can’t see Gym Jordan in an SS uniform.

    Given that they didn’t all kowtow immediately when the Orange Oracle endorsed him, I retain some hope that he won’t get there.  But for right now, they’re gonna clench their fists and stomp their feet, and if that doesn’t work they’re gonna cry.  No way are they gonna get icky Democratic cooties.

  133. 133.

    karen marie

    October 13, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:  He’ll have a lot of time to write his book to let us know after he’s tried, convicted and sent to prison.

  134. 134.

    Geminid

    October 13, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    @A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): Jake Sherman reloted a later vote,  head to hesd matchip of Jordan and Austen Scott. Jordan got 124 and Scott 81. That makes me think neither can win.

    Some of the anti-Jordan Reps are vehemently against him. With good reason, I think. He’s a disreputable man to have as the face of House Republicans. Jordan also seems somewhat mentally unstable. He is like vicious but stupid dog with a bone.

    This is the last thing Repiblicans need, but do they ever deserve it!

  135. 135.

    Hoppie

    October 13, 2023 at 9:06 pm

    @Jay:

    Never trust a fart

    Is that a Trump joke?

    (quietly leaves the room)

  136. 136.

    Jay

    October 13, 2023 at 9:27 pm

    @Hoppie:

    when you get older, you will experience a “shart”,

    It seems like a fart, but it’s not.

    You will need to change underwear.

  137. 137.

    Chris T.

    October 13, 2023 at 10:13 pm

    @Alison Rose: I threw my back out Wednesday night in my sleep.

    I’ve done it picking up a spoon in the dishwasher, and picking up a newspaper.

    Human back: crap design. If you believe in an intelligent designer, his/her/its IQ has got to be really low or he/she/it hates anyone over 35.

  138. 138.

    dirge

    October 13, 2023 at 11:17 pm

    @Chris T.:

    Just over 35?  Same asshole who designed your aging back was also behind your teenage endocrine system.  Given the apparent design goals of every other phase of your life, I can only assume that the purpose of the brief window of full function in your late 20’s is so you’ll be able to fully appreciate your later misery by way of contrast.

  139. 139.

    Nettoyeur

    October 13, 2023 at 11:21 pm

    @Cacti:  The American Founders knew about the dangers of theocracy or quasi theocracy from their British and European connections. That’s why the 1st Amendment us what it is. American Jews have strong connections to Israel, but this useful insight did not make it thru.

  140. 140.

    Geminid

    October 14, 2023 at 2:55 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I get it. But they are very different, I think. For one thing, Netanyahu is much more intelligent. Trump’s a lightweight intellectually, and he’s lazy besides..

    But I was thinking more of the different party systems that they operate in, and condition their behavior and that of other of other actors.

  141. 141.

    Geminid

    October 14, 2023 at 3:07 am

    @cain: I’ve read about Hamas leaders in Doha, but their senior leader on the political side lives in Istanbul along with some of the other leadership. Israel seems to accept this, and has improved their relations with the Erdogan government despite it. This is one reason I think Turkiye could end up playing an importatant role in ending this round of violence.

  142. 142.

    Geminid

    October 14, 2023 at 3:29 am

    @Geminid: Amother difference between Trump and Netanyahu is that Sara Netanyahu, the PM’s wife, has unusual influence over him.

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