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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 24, 202311:33 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

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43Comments

  1. 1.

    Ruckus

    November 24, 2023 at 11:36 pm

    Hello?

    Anybody home?

    HELLO?

    So this is what it’s like to be first….

  2. 2.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 24, 2023 at 11:39 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Dang nabbit, stop yelling!  I’m old, not deaf!

  3. 3.

    danielx

    November 24, 2023 at 11:43 pm

    @Ruckus: ​
     Not what it’s cracked up to be, right?

  4. 4.

    Sandia Blanca

    November 24, 2023 at 11:45 pm

    Who is this perky front-pager, and what have you done with John Cole?

  5. 5.

    Damien

    November 24, 2023 at 11:53 pm

    So Derek Chauvin got stabbed in prison apparently. I’m sure we will all shed many tears.

  6. 6.

    Ruckus

    November 24, 2023 at 11:53 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    It wasn’t that loud…….

    And anyway I don’t think you are close enough to hear……

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    November 24, 2023 at 11:56 pm

    @Ruckus

    Ahoy hoy.
    :)

  8. 8.

    Jackie

    November 24, 2023 at 11:56 pm

    @Damien: I sent thoughts and prayers.

  9. 9.

    prostratedragon

    November 24, 2023 at 11:57 pm

    @Damien:  Just finished mopping up.

  10. 10.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 24, 2023 at 11:59 pm

    First Woman in Line: Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?

    Information Agent: Concourse lounge C, fourth level.

    First Woman in Line: Thank you.

    Information Agent: Next?

    First Woman in Line: How long is my parking permit good for?

    Information Agent: Two hours.

    First Woman in Line: Thank you?

    Information Agent: Yes, next.

    Next Man: What’s the fastest animal on Earth?

    Information Agent: The cheetah. Next?

    Female Passenger #3: Should I fake my orgasms?

    Information Agent: Yes.

    Female Passenger #3: Thank you.

    Information Agent: Next?

  11. 11.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 24, 2023 at 11:59 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Fuck Baud!

    LOL!

  12. 12.

    sab

    November 25, 2023 at 12:23 am

    @Damien: Worked hard all day. Feeling very dehydrated. No tears to spare.

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 25, 2023 at 12:25 am

    This post is in: John Cole Presents “This Fucking Old House”

    And yet no news from about Casa de Cole. :(

    Anyway, back to sleep.

  14. 14.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 25, 2023 at 12:38 am

    <Drunk> question for the Blogfather:

    How far is BJ Ground Zero from King George, VA?

    And, yes, I could google that but I’d rather ask the God of BJ.

  15. 15.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 25, 2023 at 12:44 am

    Danny Boy – Sinéad O’Connor, 1993

  16. 16.

    Steeplejack

    November 25, 2023 at 12:56 am

    Gabin (with Dee Dee Bridgewater), “Into My Soul.”

  17. 17.

    Alison Rose

    November 25, 2023 at 1:18 am

    @Nukular Biskits: Since John rarely pops back into his own threads, and if by BJGZ you mean his town, Google Maps sayeth it is 301 miles and 5 hours 28 minutes via the fastest route.

  18. 18.

    HeleninEire

    November 25, 2023 at 1:19 am

    @Nukular BiskitsBiskits

    Hello John Cole. In what Balloon Juice world is this acceptable?

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2023 at 1:37 am

    John showed up at yesterday’s Zoom!

  20. 20.

    prostratedragon

    November 25, 2023 at 1:45 am

    Jo Stafford (not Darlene Edwards) and Ella Fitzgerald

  21. 21.

    Miki

    November 25, 2023 at 1:58 am

    Evenin’, folks. Hanging out at the VA hospital in Minneapolis tonight, starting the recovery from my total left knee replacement surgery about 7 hours ago. Although I am old (68), this was my first surgery evah, which made an already bfd even bigger. Now comes the hard part …

    I am awake, but shouldn’t be. BP is surprisingly good, oxygen sat not so good so breathing a tad of oxygen. Block is wearing off and pain is on its way. 1 oxy on board, another muscle relaxant to come. Got up to pee 2x – need the walker but am (reluctantly) weight bearing on the new knee. Quad is firing just fine! PT starts tomorrow.

    Did I mention I’m at a VA hospital? My care has been incredible, pre- and now post-surgery. Very grateful and glad I served oh-so-long ago. 

  22. 22.

    BQuimby

    November 25, 2023 at 2:31 am

    @Damien: Yeah on BLACK Friday

  23. 23.

    CaseyL

    November 25, 2023 at 2:41 am

    Friday Thanksgiving dinner was a success! The sauerbraten came out fine, though not as tender as I’d hoped, possibly due to being reheated.

    Then we watched the first three epusodes of The Fall of the House of Usher. It’s very good, both in its framing (each murder is based on, or reminiscent of, an Edgar Allen Poe story) and in its writing/acting/cinematography.  Plus, the murder victims all richly deserve what they get.

    It’s on Netflix, if anyone is interested.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2023 at 2:51 am

    @prostratedragon

    We doing distaff duets?

    Pearl Bailey and Dinah Shore.

  25. 25.

    m.j.

    November 25, 2023 at 2:54 am

    I read a Guardian article and it made me find this.

    youtube.com/watch?v=_4AcjvsVn5k

  26. 26.

    terben

    November 25, 2023 at 3:30 am

    @Damien:

    So Derek Chauvin got stabbed in prison apparently.

    In the back by SCOTUS?

  27. 27.

    piratedan

    November 25, 2023 at 3:38 am

    yes, he was stabbed here at the Federal Prison in Tucson, but I have an alibi, so we’re all good.

  28. 28.

    Burnspbesq

    November 25, 2023 at 4:49 am

    @Miki:

    best of luck with your rehab.

    I always like hearing that knee replacement goes more or less smoothly, since there’s probably one in my future (been without medial meniscus in my right knee since 1980).

  29. 29.

    Burnspbesq

    November 25, 2023 at 4:51 am

    Oh, is this devolving into a music thread? How about a track from the forthcoming Sarah Jarosz album (due 1/26/24)?

    youtu.be/w8SuGm1aD-A?si=dQgr04jCiWwPRUX-

  30. 30.

    thruppence

    November 25, 2023 at 5:42 am

    Late as usual

    Wille Nelson and Sinead O’Connor

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 25, 2023 at 5:47 am

    @Burnspbesq:

    Oh, is this devolving into a music thread? 

    What if we find songs about old houses?

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2023 at 5:48 am

    @Burnspbesq

    Devolving? Time was Friday B-J After Dark was music thread time.

    Ethel Merman, I Get a Kick Out of You.

  33. 33.

    Baud

    November 25, 2023 at 5:52 am

    According to my feed, Dean Philips will not seek reelection for his House seat. So good riddance.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2023 at 5:57 am

    !Baud

    In for a penny, in for a dogecoin.
    //

  35. 35.

    Van Buren

    November 25, 2023 at 6:10 am

    @Nukular Biskits: KG?

    My ancestral home!

  36. 36.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 25, 2023 at 6:34 am

    @mrmoshpotato: ​
     

    What if we find songs about old houses?

    The Statler Brothers, singing “This Fucking Old House“

  37. 37.

    prostratedragon

    November 25, 2023 at 7:40 am

    NotMax@24: Well all right! I just wanted to do some justice to Jo Stafford since I’ve posted a couple of Darlene Edwards numbers, and saw that one.

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    November 25, 2023 at 8:53 am

    @HeleninEire: That’s as bad as violating the prime objective directive.

    edit: weird, that I was thinking directive but must have typed objective.

  39. 39.

    LiminalOwl

    November 25, 2023 at 10:02 am

    @WaterGirl: directive?

  40. 40.

    StringOnAStick

    November 25, 2023 at 10:18 am

    @Miki: I have had both knees replaced; you are about to get your life back from being limited in activity and in pain all the time, but first you have to get through the recovery.  The first week is bad, so that is the hard truth but then you can tell you are getting better.  The most important thing is to hit the PT hard and never slack off unless they tell you that you’re doing too much.  The second is to not try to be a hero and go off the narcotics too soon, and always keep a senna based stool softener on board while you are on them.

    It is a long road to full, pain free recovery, but I am so grateful to have had my knees replaced.  I’m skiing better now than I have in 20 years, mountain biking, hiking, rock climbing again and doing yard work is easy now because I no longer hurt all the time!  Hang in there, and please report back during your recovery.

  41. 41.

    Miki

    November 25, 2023 at 10:30 am

    @StringOnAStick: Thanks for the good thoughts. I’ve been a fan of PT for my arthritic back for years. It was tough at first and took literally months to work well but I learned patience and commitment are key and I’ve stuck with it. That’s the plan for my knee, too, although I anticipate it will be more painful at first.

    Miralax is on board and I’m farting, softly and sweetly.

  42. 42.

    Ruckus

    November 25, 2023 at 12:58 pm

    @Miki:

    I use the VA here in SoCal and find that the hospital, the clinics and the docs are very good, as are the rest of the employees. I have, years ago had a couple of jackasses at some of the clinic locations but those are contract folks that come in for 3-4 hrs one day a week. A number of years ago one contract doc at a clinic I walked out on as he was yelling at me, and I told him very explicitly and loudly to F off. But he was and is by far the exception. The care is very good and the range of issues that they see often is far different than most any civilian doctor/hospital.

  43. 43.

    WaterGirl

    November 25, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @LiminalOwl: Yes, i was thinking directive but somehow typed objective!

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