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You are here: Home / Elections 2024 / 2024 Primaries / Squishable Morning Thread: FL Dems Get It Right

Squishable Morning Thread: FL Dems Get It Right

by Betty Cracker|  December 5, 20236:03 am| 236 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads

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Democratic Party primary also-rans Marianne Williamson, Dean Phillips and Cenk Uygur are threatening to sue the Democratic Party of Florida because the state committee submitted one name for the upcoming primary, Joe Biden, effectively cancelling the state party’s primary election. From the Tampa Bay Times:

“We’re not trying to create a conflict here,” progressive political commentator Cenk Uygur, who launched a presidential bid last month, said during a Friday news conference alongside fellow 2024 hopeful Marianne Williamson. “We’re just trying to do the bare minimum of getting on the ballot. And we’ve all earned it, and there’s no need for this conflict.”

Yes, they are trying to create a conflict, and no, they didn’t earn it. There are rules governing how candidates can get their names on the primary ballot. The rules are published online. None of the also-rans qualified, including Dean Phillips, whose top advisor takes a more threatening tone:

“We’re consulting with lawyers now and I think we’ll take a multi-pronged approach,” [Phillips campaign senior advisor Jeff Weaver] said. “A lawsuit if appropriate, an appeal to the Democratic National Committee and, if none of those resolve this problem, a credentials challenge at the convention, which could result in Florida losing all its delegates.”

A spokesperson for FL Dems explains that these dopes were asleep at the switch:

The party chose its roster of candidates at a meeting of its state executive committee in October — a decision that went under the radar.

Eden Giagnorio, the Florida Democratic Party’s communications director, said Biden was the only candidate nominated for the ballot and was consequently the only one whose name was submitted to the Secretary of State’s Office.

She said that the process by which the party determines names to submit for the primary ballot was routine and had been made available on the party’s website months ago.

“It was posted for months. It wasn’t a secret. There was no conspiracy,” Giagnorio said. “They didn’t get any votes. It’s not our responsibility to whip for them.”

Williamson, Phillips and Uygur are calling FL Dems “anti-democratic” for leaving their names off the ballot, but Giagnorio counters that “bending the rules for latecomers” would be anti-democratic. She’s right.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:08 am

    Gotta follow the rules, but the rules should change so getting in the ballot is an objective of criterion.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:11 am

    Marianne Williamson has no excuse. She’s a veteran at this.

  3. 3.

    matt

    December 5, 2023 at 6:15 am

    well, it sounds like some lawyers will get some work.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:16 am

    Cenk Uygur, who launched a presidential bid last month,

    I had forgotten about this. He’s not even eligible because he wasn’t born here, right?

  5. 5.

    p.a.

    December 5, 2023 at 6:17 am

    Post on Florida Dems getting something right?

    I’m gonna play the lottery!

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 6:19 am

    @Baud: Williamson said she was on the FL ballot last time because she was included in the debates. I don’t remember what the process was in 2020, but it seems unlikely the state party would link ballot access to debate appearances.

    I don’t think the current process is great, but the rules were published and followed. That’s gotta be how it works.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:22 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Has Fried said anything?

  8. 8.

    sab

    December 5, 2023 at 6:26 am

    @Baud: Is his mother from Turkey? I think she is. So no, not eligible. Not born here and neither were his parents.  Sucky rule, but people like him are why we have it.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:26 am

    @sab:

    And Musk!

  10. 10.

    Leto

    December 5, 2023 at 6:27 am

    @Betty Cracker: She, like the rest of the dopes, think that because the RNC (and Republicans writ large) doesn’t give a shit about the rules, then the same has to be true for Dems/DNC. They think they can pull Trumpov style bullshit, but that doesn’t fly here. It doesn’t help that most of them hired RNC operatives to manage their campaigns. Dumbasses.

  11. 11.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 6:31 am

    @Baud: That is correct.

     

    eta: wiki- Uygur was born in Istanbul, Turkey, to a Turkish Muslim family. He immigrated with his family to the United States when he was eight years old.[6]

  12. 12.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 6:34 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    He’s got Geminid’s vote!

  13. 13.

    Leto

    December 5, 2023 at 6:36 am

    Some good news: Hollywood Stars Are Lining Up to Shower Lauren Boebert’s Opponent With Cash

    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is facing stiff opposition from the entertainment industry, according to a new report. A host of Hollywood A-listers have been lining up to donate to her opponent, Adam Frisch, a Democrat who narrowly lost to Boebert in 2022, Newsweek reported Monday. The names include Ryan Reynolds, Barbra Streisand, Rob Reiner, and Eagles founding member Don Henley, among others. The news website reviewed campaign finance data from the Federal Election Commission and found that more than a dozen actors, musicians, and filmmakers have donated to Frisch. He managed to raise over $3.38 million in the third quarter, nearly four times Boebert’s fundraising total. Boebert subsequently claimed that he was receiving “Soros dark money” in a Nov. 30 post on X, formerly Twitter. She concluded her message with a call for support, writing, “If we lose Colorado’s 3rd District, the House is in MAJOR jeopardy of falling into Democrat hands.”

    Fingers crossed and all.

  14. 14.

    Tony Jay

    December 5, 2023 at 6:37 am

    The party chose its roster of candidates at a meeting of its state executive committee in October — a decision that went under the radar.

    By “under the radar” does the writer mean “doesn’t usually happen this way and seems to have been a hasty subterfuge to nail down the nomination for Biden”, or do they mean “wasn’t toot-tooted all over the show because that’s the way Florida decides it’s nominations and choosing Biden was so non-controversial that a press release wasn’t deemed necessary”?

    I think I’ll put my money on B, but the News Media doing its best to leave A hanging around as a reasonable implication without actually saying yes or no is firmly on-brand.

  15. 15.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 6:37 am

    @Baud: Fried clapped back on a dumb and hysterical comment from Dean Phillips that compared FL Dems to the Iranian regime. Fried basically said what the spokesperson quoted above said about the rules.

    I get the feeling Dean Phillips is way too emotional to be president. He flips out over everything, which is disqualifying. He should drop out.

  16. 16.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 6:40 am

    @Leto:

    Boebert subsequently claimed that he was receiving “Soros dark money”

    And I claim Boebert is receiving Putin dark money. The difference is my claim could actually be true.

    eta: @Betty Cracker: Dean Phillips desperately wants to be relevant. He never will be and he knows it.

  17. 17.

    Betty

    December 5, 2023 at 6:42 am

    @Betty Cracker: Besides that he is a dopey candidate. No appeal at all that I could see in his New Hampshire ad.

  18. 18.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 6:43 am

    @Tony Jay: I translated “under the radar” as “we didn’t cover it,” but to be fair, maybe they did cover the meeting and I just missed it, what with all the nauseating GOP corruption and creepy Repub sex scandals to read about, etc.

    I don’t remember how the primaries were conducted here during previous Dem administrations. I don’t remember voting for Obama in a 2012 primary, but that was like 600 years ago…

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    December 5, 2023 at 6:43 am

    Cheers!

    90 years ago today the 21st Amendment went into effect, ending Prohibition.

    Curiously enough, it was Utah which provided the requisite number of states voting for ratification.

  20. 20.

    catclub

    December 5, 2023 at 6:48 am

    @Baud: He’s not even eligible because he wasn’t born here, right?

     

    Unity Ticket with Schwarzenegger

  21. 21.

    catclub

    December 5, 2023 at 6:52 am

    @Tony Jay: The party chose its roster of candidates at a meeting of its state executive committee in October — a decision that went under the radar.

     

    yeah, they left out, ‘meeting of its state executive committee in October [just like they have done for the past 9 presidential primaries]’

     

    or some number

  22. 22.

    Shalimar

    December 5, 2023 at 6:58 am

    @Betty Cracker: I can’t find a 2012 Florida primary ballot image online, but my recollection is Barack Obama was the only name listed and then there was the line to write someone else in.

  23. 23.

    Harrison Wesley

    December 5, 2023 at 6:59 am

    Ms. Cracker – I don’t follow news as much as I should, but I think Nikki Fried can resurrect Florida Democrats.  This state shouldn’t be in thrall to the religion of Jesus Trump Goober; it’s got so many wonderful things.  I moved here from Pennsylvania, which has its own problems, but where I would happily move back if LOML told me to pound sand.

    So –  a long-winded way of asking – what do you think Dem chances are here?

  24. 24.

    Princess

    December 5, 2023 at 7:00 am

    They want to push a “DNC hates democracy” message again because it worked in 2016 to help elect Trump. Those rats won’t fuck themselves. I assume Williamson is in this for grift and Phillips is clearly a vain idiot but Uygur wants Biden to lose.

  25. 25.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 5, 2023 at 7:00 am

    @Baud: Gonna try to be funny in this thread?

  26. 26.

    Frankensteinbeck

    December 5, 2023 at 7:15 am

    @catclub:

    Unity Ticket with Schwarzenegger

    I wonder if Schwarzenegger has gone nuts.  I would put him as the last reasonable Republican.  An asshole with bad policies?  Absolutely.  But when a black man was elected president and the rest of the Republican Party went absolutely self-destructively deranged, he remained merely bad without going down that rabbit hole.  Strong proponent of green energy, which was always unusual in a Republican.

    A lot more of this fellows have slipped down into fascist insanity since then.  It’s utterly unimportant, but still, I wonder if he’s one of them.

  27. 27.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 7:22 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: As far as I can tell… no, he’s gone actively anti-fascist. Schwarzenegger is disgusted by them, because he had family who were literal Nazis and he saw the cost of that, and he’s been putting out videos trying to talk them out of it.

  28. 28.

    TBone

    December 5, 2023 at 7:26 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Schwarzenegger put out this PSA back in March:

    youtu.be/jsETTn7DehI

  29. 29.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 7:27 am

    As Arnold Schwarzenegger exits California’s governor’s office on Monday, he leaves behind a $28 billion budget shortfall.
    “The Governator” came into office with sky-high approval ratings, but he ends his term with a near-record low approval of just 23 percent –– and a mixed political legacy.

  30. 30.

    Scout211

    December 5, 2023 at 7:29 am

    ProPublica, PBS Frontline and The Texas Tribune released their documentary today on the Uvalde school shooting, “Someone Tell Me What To Do.”

    Drawing on real-time, firsthand accounts and using official bodycam and audio, FRONTLINE, ProPublica and The Texas Tribune reconstruct the chaotic response to the Uvalde school shooting and examine the missteps. The documentary delves into the lessons learned and the lingering trauma of that day.

    Check your local listings or stream it starting today.

  31. 31.

    Frankensteinbeck

    December 5, 2023 at 7:31 am

    @Kay:

    I didn’t say he was good.  I said he wasn’t insane, at a time when the rest of his party was careening off a cliff.

  32. 32.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 7:34 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

  33. 33.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 7:34 am

    @Harrison Wesley: I wish I knew. I think Fried has a lot of good ideas but hardly any money to implement them. Big donors are tired of getting burned reaching for that 29 EC vote prize, so they’ve tapped out. We’re going to have to bootstrap change within the state or it’s not going to happen.

    I do think Repubs are giving us an opportunity by being so clownish, evil and corrupt, but I’ve seen us squander too many opportunities to assume we’ll benefit from their blunders. Plus, the population trends are not in our favor right now.

    I don’t think the state is hopeless in the long term, but it will be a long, hard slog to turn things around.

  34. 34.

    Mai Naem mobile

    December 5, 2023 at 7:34 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: no, Schwarzenegger’s been a shock8ngly pleasant surprise. If somebody told me 20 years ago I would be saying positive stuff about Schwarzenegger I would ask them what they were smoking. He’s got a really good video out about disinformation and autocrats which refers to his dad and other people he knew in Austria post-WW11. The Biden folks should use him for messaging about democracy and disinformation. He’s a really good communicator.

  35. 35.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 7:37 am

    @Baud: I can even hear Joe Pesci’s voice.

  36. 36.

    Geminid

    December 5, 2023 at 7:38 am

    @Baud: Hey! I’m more of a Memleket (Homeland) Party guy. We old-school Kemalists have no use for Leftists like Uyger.

  37. 37.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 7:43 am

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    He’s a both sides suck, we need more PIZZAZZ! moron. He thinks if we just get some smart people around a table we can get things done- like “Ronald Reagan” did!

    For someone who left office at 23% approval he’s very confident he knows what people want.

    Do you believe that Donald Trump or Joe Biden should be president again?

    “I’m a big believer in new blood and a new generation. But if that’s what it needs, if that’s what this country needs, to have that kind of a showdown again and to finally find out, you know, that Biden is, you know, the legitimate president, then so be it.

    “The bottom line is, I think we need to find new leaders. To me they’re both flawed and I just think we’re at a time now where we need someone strong, where we need visionaries, and not people that tinker around with little Mickey Mouse stuff.

    “They’re [politicians in Washington] killing themselves to get just a simple budget going. I mean, where are we now? You know, it’s just, it’s embarrassing to the rest of the world the way we kind of, like, can’t get things done, we can’t solve the immigration issue, we can’t solve the health care issue, we can’t solve the debt that we’re accumulating and the deficit that we continuously have… all the infrastructure problems…”

    What would it mean if Trump were actually re-elected again?

    “We don’t know where is Trump going to be, legally. We don’t know what’s going to happen with Biden, if he really is going to stay in. We don’t know if there’s not a third candidate coming. So I think all of this is premature, to talk about poll numbers, to talk about any of this stuff.”

  38. 38.

    TBone

    December 5, 2023 at 7:44 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: Nobody can punch Nazis like Arnold, he’s an antifa hero.  He’s not a great politician, but he’s a fabulous spokesperson for enightenment.

  39. 39.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 7:44 am

    In 2028 Democrats will have “new blood” and a “new generation” and I guarantee all of these people who are bemoaning the lack of new blood will find something new to dislike about all the Democrats.

  40. 40.

    3Sice

    December 5, 2023 at 7:45 am

    Jeff Weaver – that’s a name I haven’t heard of in four years.

    I guess if your job is pressing crooked Dems narratives into the media, you work with what you got.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 7:47 am

    @Kay:

    You can book it.

  42. 42.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 7:50 am

    @Kay: They’ll be WOKE WOKE CRAZY WOKE, of course. When you have even supposed “left radicals” complaining that the feminist and trans rights stuff went too far and is crazy woke, you know they’re not going to actually like the younger generation.

  43. 43.

    Scout211

    December 5, 2023 at 7:50 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: The Biden folks should use him for messaging about democracy and disinformation. He’s a really good communicator.

    After suffering through two terms here in California, I am admittedly biased against Arnold.

    Yes, he is better now but he still is a Republican and is not voting for Biden. He has publicly stated that he isn’t in favor of either Trump or Biden.  Link

    Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said centrist lawmakers such as Sen. Joe Manchin, could stand out in the 2024 race for the White House, even as President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump are “taking the air out of everything” ahead of next year’s presidential election.

    Asked on “Meet the Press” whether there’s a candidate who can “bring the type of leadership that’s needed right now,” Schwarzenegger said he believes candidates other than Biden and Trump aren’t given enough of a chance.

    “Joe Manchin is one of them that I think stands out because he’s kind of like a center guy. He comes from an energy state, but he’s a Democrat, so he knows the challenges and all that,” he added, noting that there are “many others” who could focus on compromise.

    ETA:  and what Kay said at #37

  44. 44.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 7:52 am

    @Baud:

    Schwarzenegger thinks Manchin should be president because Manchin “comes from an energy state”

    What?

    We should stop hiring celebrities to run the country. They’re mostly morons.

  45. 45.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 7:53 am

    @Kay: We should stop hiring celebrities to run the country. They’re mostly morons.

    QFT.

  46. 46.

    Ben Cisco

    December 5, 2023 at 7:53 am

    @Kay: The man is an idiot.

    And yes, come 2028 he and the other usual suspects will find fault with the new blood, particularly in the form of Kamala Harris.

    He can preemptively get stuffed.

  47. 47.

    Geminid

    December 5, 2023 at 7:59 am

    @Matt McIrvin: There will be a lot of White Males like Bill Maher bitching about “Gender Politics.” They might even threaten to withold their votes if a white man is not on the ticket. Not blackmailing the Party so much as WhiteMaling it.

  48. 48.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 7:59 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The ridiculous nostalgia of “we need a Ronald Reagan or a JFK” – the people of this country don’t exist to play a role in conservative fantasies about the US.

  49. 49.

    catclub

    December 5, 2023 at 7:59 am

    @Kay: I am sorry I brought him up. I was joking.

  50. 50.

    Suzanne

    December 5, 2023 at 8:01 am

    @Ben Cisco:

    He can preemptively get stuffed. 

    Nominated.

  51. 51.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 8:01 am

    @Kay: In 2020 we got the candidate we needed and “nobody” appreciates the job he’s doing because he’s “old.”

  52. 52.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 8:05 am

    @Kay: Barack Obama had that kind of star power and was actually pretty good. But it’s frustrating that that seems to be what we need.

  53. 53.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:06 am

    @catclub:

    I’m sorry I got so worked up – that “independent voter” idiocy just drives me crazy.

  54. 54.

    rikyrah

    December 5, 2023 at 8:08 am

    Good Morning Everyone 😊😊😊

  55. 55.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:10 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    There’s this kind of arrogance with commentary on Biden that I think comes from shallowness – how he’s always underestimated. Joe Biden is fundamentally reshaping the economy to be more equitable. It’s not “small ball”. It’s huge and it’s difficult.

  56. 56.

    NotMax

    December 5, 2023 at 8:14 am

    @Kay

    Sure it’s not autocorrect doing its thing on “in Depends voter?”
    //

  57. 57.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 8:14 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  58. 58.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 8:17 am

    Just want to note that Joe Manchin is 76 years old. If Biden is too old, so is Joe Manchin. (Trump too, but we’re talking Dems here…)

  59. 59.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 8:17 am

    @Kay: And, on the margins, it has some consequences that most people don’t like, and are inclined to punish him for (fairer wages mean higher prices, other things being equal).

  60. 60.

    Ken

    December 5, 2023 at 8:18 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    @Baud: Gonna try to be funny in this thread?

    Baud is always trying.

    It’s practically one of his campaign slogans.

  61. 61.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:18 am

    @NotMax:

    There’s a lot of voters like him. They’re a problem. They’re vulnerable to the idea – for example-  that a comically corrupt coal baron should be president because he’s a “Democrat from a red state” because they don’t actually give this any real thought.

  62. 62.

    Anyway

    December 5, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @Geminid:

    Hey! I’m more of a Memleket (Homeland) Party guy. We old-school Kemalists have no use for Leftists like Uyger.

    There’s a fascinating museum in Ankara dedicated to all things Attaturk – including his shaving set and a kewl old-skool workout contraption made of leather and wood.

    it contains the proclamation establishing the Turkish republic and decrees that “all Turks will speak Turkish”, “Turks will adopt new (western-style) surnames and give up Islamic  titles”, “all Turks will wear western clothing”… many references to the war of Independence and the “actions of the wicked Sultan”

  63. 63.

    Mike E

    December 5, 2023 at 8:22 am

    @Baud: Marianne Williamson has no excuse. She’s a veteran at this.

    True, rubles spend just like pennies these days.

  64. 64.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 8:26 am

    @Geminid: “Gender politics” is going to be THE central issue in US politics for a long time to come, so anyone thinking Democrats can or should back off on it to win elections can get stuffed. It clearly already is and not everyone has gotten the memo.

    And it’s mostly working for us, not against us. I think the instincts of pundits over 50 or so are entirely contrary to that.

  65. 65.

    Ken

    December 5, 2023 at 8:30 am

    @Betty Cracker: I translated “under the radar” as “we didn’t cover it,” but to be fair, maybe they did cover the meeting and I just missed it, what with all the nauseating GOP corruption and creepy Repub sex scandals to read about, etc.

    One of the things lost with the move to electronic news is the layout. You used to be able to say “Yes, that was reported, but the newspaper gave it three column inches on page C-26.” Now, although it’s easier to find the article on the online site, there’s no real record of how the site prioritized it. Above or below the story about the guy arrested for speeding and found to have a trunkload of baby alligators and crystal meth?

    Which reminds me, I just started Dave Barry’s new novel Swamp Story, and it’s got some similarities to some of your reports.

  66. 66.

    3Sice

    December 5, 2023 at 8:31 am

    2016 is a long time in the rearview, but there is nostalgia for the days of rage against Hillary among the beltway set.

  67. 67.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 8:33 am

    @Kay: I hate the way people think we could pass a law and magically “solve” immigration. Things like that are constantly evolving, and need new and different solutions as they evolve. We do need immigration reform, which would make things a lot better for awhile, but eventually circumstances would change and there would be a need for new laws to adapt to the changes. It’s like the idea that we could “permanently” fix Social Security.

  68. 68.

    narya

    December 5, 2023 at 8:37 am

    So yesterday I listened to the Pod Save America interview with Phillips–until he started yammering about the “problem solvers caucus” and how awesome they are (I hadn’t realized he was a member of it). I had been rolling my eyes a lot, but that made me nope right out of the rest of the interview. They kept pushing him: you voted with Biden 100% of the time, so where do you disagree? He wouldn’t come right out and say “he’s ooooooooold,” just the “new ideas plus bipartisanship” bullshit. Also, at the beginning, they started off with “how do you differ?” and he just sidestepped and said “lemme tell you ’bout my campaign stump speech history.” It had the same effect on me that people actually meeting DeSantis has on them.

  69. 69.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 8:39 am

    @narya:

    Have they ever solved a problem?

  70. 70.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:41 am

    @Soprano2:

    Agree. Media are already behind what’s actually happening with immigration. Asians are the fastest growing immigrant group but the entire media focus is on the southern border. It’s complex! It changes not just because of policy in this country but because of policy and economic changes in other countries. Mexico has more opportunity now- fewer people are leaving and many are going back.

  71. 71.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 8:41 am

    @narya: Phillips’ only idea beyond vague nods at bipartisanship seems to be “only I can beat Trump”, which to me sounds a lot like Trump’s “only I can fix it”. And he can’t articulate why only he can beat Trump.

  72. 72.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 8:42 am

    @Geminid: So, same as the situation now. White male butthurt over not automatically being in charge of everything and first in line for all the good jobs has caused a lot of problems in this country. They tout the idea of competition, but they actually hate having competition from anyone other than another white male unless they can be assured of winning. Not all white males, of course, just the butthurt ones.

  73. 73.

    narya

    December 5, 2023 at 8:42 am

    @Baud: Hah! that was EXACTLY my question in my head.

    Here’s the thing: I welcome people proposing different analyses and different solutions to the questions about how we should govern ourselves. What I loathe, nearly 100% of the time, is the folks who do not have a single proposal, but yammer endlessly about how we need to be more bipartisan, blah blah blah. Tell me your actual plan.

  74. 74.

    narya

    December 5, 2023 at 8:44 am

    @Matt McIrvin: He said that “someone else” had a better chance of beating TIFG than Biden does, so he is nobly volunteering, because Biden can’t possibly beat TIFG. Asshole.

  75. 75.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:44 am

    @narya:

    Democrats promising bipartisanship is a fools errand in the current climate. How the fuck was Biden supposed to start his term on a bipartisan basis? He would have had to voluntarily give up his win and give it to Trump. That was the GOP’s opening offer – don’t be President and let our loser take the seat.

    These aren’t negotiations under any ordinary meaning of the word. A negotiation doesn’t begin with “I will blow up the entire economy unless I get what I want”.

  76. 76.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 8:45 am

    @Kay: I can’t remember if you do podcasts or not. I listened to some of “The Wilderness”, where one of the O-Boys talks to focus groups of Obama to TFG voters in an attempt to try to figure out how people could change like that. As a politics-knowing person, it made my head hurt but was informative. One man liked both AOC and Marjorie Taylor Greene because “they stand up to the establishment”! The normies don’t think the way you and I do about politics and political candidates.

  77. 77.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 8:47 am

    @Kay: I heard a story on NPR this morning about Mandela because it’s the tenth anniversary of his death. They were talking about how some young South African activists think he was a sell-out because he didn’t do enough to help black South Africans and worked too much within the system! Nelson Mandela, a sellout – the mind boggles at how stupid that is, and yet some of these young people believe it. It’s unfortunate that with youthful passion can also come ignorance like that. People who weren’t there or involved in it have no idea how difficult some of these things are. Same with Biden, he makes things that are a big lift look easy, and he gets little credit for it.

  78. 78.

    narya

    December 5, 2023 at 8:47 am

    @Kay: Exactly. Tire rims and anthrax–I swear to you, when folks start blathering about bipartisanship, I think that to myself.

  79. 79.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 8:49 am

    @Kay:

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    we could make it impossible for movie stars, new age gurus, pop princesses, and reality TV show goofs to run for president (as their first elected office, anyway)

    Or we could just wait and see how President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson handles Crises X, Y, and Z (especially if they happen all at once).

    Ironically enough, the only way we could drum up enough popular support for an amendment banning political neophytes from our nation’s highest office would be if political neophyte Taylor Swift came out in support of it.  And why would she want to close off her options like that?  =)

  80. 80.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 8:50 am

    @Kay: Yeah, I’m not getting on the Schwarzenegger train.

  81. 81.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 8:50 am

    @Soprano2:

    I do listen to podcasts. I did canvassing for years so I have heard the “normie independent” idiocy over and over. They always act like no one ever thought of this – no one ever thought of “getting around a table” and “hammering out differences”, like people go to work every day and say “how can I NOT get along with other people and also not solve problems?” These are not genuis insights! Demanding people “get along” is not a plan!  If Bidne wanted to get along with Republicans his first act as President would have been to resign and give the win to Trump. That’s what they demanded.

  82. 82.

    Ben Cisco

    December 5, 2023 at 8:52 am

    @Baud: Insomnia?

  83. 83.

    Another Scott

    December 5, 2023 at 8:52 am

    @Betty Cracker: Now, now, Dean’s doing the best he can.  He can’t help it that he’s a midwestern white guy with inherited wealth.  Given all that, he’s doing quite well, for a man.

    ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  84. 84.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 8:53 am

    @narya: They kept pushing [Phillips]: you voted with Biden 100% of the time, so where do you disagree? He wouldn’t come right out and say “he’s ooooooooold,” just the “new ideas plus bipartisanship” bullshit.

    Maybe the PSA guys asked the following, or came close, but I’d kill for them to have pinned Phillips down with, “So ok, Biden is old.  Let’s say he dies while in office.  VP Harris is already in alignment with the administration’s policies, is already current on the briefings, knows all the cabinet secretaries, etc.  You already voted for the Biden/Harris agenda 100% of the time.  Why not just watch her the oath of office and throw yourself into supporting her administration in our country’s hour of need?”

  85. 85.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 8:56 am

    @Baud: Abigail Spanberger solved the problem of Dave Brat.

  86. 86.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 5, 2023 at 8:56 am

    @narya: I cut out of that same interview at about the same place.

  87. 87.

    Leto

    December 5, 2023 at 8:57 am

    @Jeffro:

    Or we could just wait and see how President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson handles Crises X, Y, and Z (especially if they happen all at once).

    But we did have a “celebrity” be president, and it went even worse than we could have imagined. Economy cratered, over a million deaths from Covid, international standing tarnished, on the brink of an authoritarian take over… we had X, Y, Z, AA, AB, AC, and AD all happen at once. The cognitive dissonance required to forget his presidency is just…

  88. 88.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 8:59 am

    @Leto: The cognitive dissonance required to forget his presidency is just…

    Very Republican.

  89. 89.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 8:59 am

    The Post has up a piece about Liz Cheney contemplating a 3rd-party run in order to stop trump.  I was a little irritated to see it, then read through to the important part…the conclusion she’ll almost certainly come to when she realizes that she has neither the time, money, or following that would enable any sort of viable run:

    If she does not run for the White House, Cheney is not ruling out voting for Biden or campaigning for him if he is the 2024 Democratic nominee. In a remarkable turn of events for a former member of House GOP leadership, Cheney also said she would use her influence in 2024 to ensure voters do not elect a pro-Trump Republican majority in the House and that she will back “pro-Constitution candidates” and “serious people,” regardless of party.

    and this too

    She argues that the Trump “enablers” who control the House — among whom she includes House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) — pose a serious threat because they would likely accede to Trump’s demands. That includes the possibility that Trump loyalists in the House would try to interfere with the election results in January 2025 if given the opportunity.

    I’m glad to see this out there – it certainly needs to be part of the media coverage and national discussion going forward.  trumpov’s not the only threat here.

  90. 90.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 9:01 am

    @Jeffro: whoops…”watch her take the oath of office”

  91. 91.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 9:01 am

    @Jeffro: I think his line is that Biden can’t possibly win so a vote for not-Dean-Phillips is a vote for Trump. Because he said so.

  92. 92.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 9:02 am

    That was the GOP’s opening offer – don’t be President and let our loser take the seat.

    I laughed because it’s true!

    Despite the fact that the majority of Repubs are now in an insane cult, Biden has taken a bipartisan approach in every situation where it’s humanly possible. He’s still talking up bipartisanship even when he has no real negotiating partners. I used to think it was naivety, but now I think he’s trying to model good governance in the hope/belief that one day there will be a loyal opposition to work with.

  93. 93.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 9:02 am

    @Leto: Many of the rundowns I’ve seen comparing Trump’s performance to Biden’s simply characterize everything from spring 2020 on as not Trump’s fault. We’re supposed to compare Biden to pre-COVID Trump, who was apparently awesome.

    And I think that’s the subtext. Trump was President just before COVID, so electing him will somehow take us back to before COVID.

  94. 94.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:03 am

    There’s this awareness growing in the health care system that women are mistreated generally by providers – they aren’t listened to or believed when they self report and men are listened to and believed. It comes up most often in pregnancy and delivery because that’s where young women most encounter the health care system. Younger women do not accept being disrespected and ignored by a provider.

    I just think it’s really interesting that medical practice is going in this direction – more respect and autonomy for women patients– a recognition that there’s a bias – while the anti abortion movement and Republicans go in the opposite direction. It’s truly amazing how out of touch conservatives are on this issue – they are just in the dark ages.

    This patient is one of a growing number of women who advocates say are challenging a culture of silence and stigma around mistreatment during pregnancy and birth. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says the experiences are not uncommon and may contribute to the nation’s maternal mortality rate — one of the highest among the richest countries in the world.
    Earlier this year, the agency launched an awareness campaign with a notice to American health systems to be more respectful in providing maternity care. ABC News spoke with a number of women across the country who said the guidance was overdue.

    Abortion was never just about abortion and that becomes more and more clear the longer this issue percolates.

  95. 95.

    Another Scott

    December 5, 2023 at 9:04 am

    @Betty Cracker: I fear you’re right.

    I hope her people are talking with Ben Wikler and the WiscDem folks to get some ideas.  Have on-line live fundraisers like the Princess Bride reading and similar fun things.  Create some cheap buzz and get people out of the doom funk, raise some money, and keep going.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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    Gretchen

    December 5, 2023 at 9:04 am

    Pod Save America did a good interview with Phillips. He complained about how the powers that be “coronate” who they want. They said no, with Obama we spent a year in all 50 states learning and following the rules to get on the ballot. He said if he’s ahead in the polls next summer Biden should drop out. They were like, overturn millions of voters because of polls? No, you beat Biden by beating Biden.

  97. 97.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 9:05 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Even if you don’t ding Trump for COVID, it’s still wrong to ignore that Biden inherited COVID.

    But people ignored what Obama inherited from Bush, so it’s not unexpected.

  98. 98.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 9:08 am

    @Gretchen:

    Sounds like Weaver has taken control of the campaign.  Everything reminds me of Bernie 2016, except the pushback.

  99. 99.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:09 am

    @narya: That was a good interview because they did make a real effort to let him tell why people should vote for him, and he failed at it utterly. I suspect he’s yet another of those people who is worried about Kamala Harris becoming president, but of course he knows he can’t say that out loud in public. Otherwise his run makes absolutely no sense. Saying “I voted for what Joe Biden wants 100% of the time and I agree with everything he wants to do but I don’t think he should run again” makes no sense to anyone.

  100. 100.

    Leto

    December 5, 2023 at 9:09 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: oh, I know. Infuriating.

    @Matt McIrvin: It will; he’ll potentially get to ride in, AGAIN, on the hard work Dems did to rebuild everything he/Republicans blew up, just so everyone can go: oh, look how well Republicans do with the economy! Fucking infuriating.

    @Gretchen: yeah, how DARE the party get behind… *checks notes* The current president. That’s what’ll really unite the entire base. Throw out the current president, not to mention his awesome VP, and nominate super loser stink back bencher. Moran.

  101. 101.

    Another Scott

    December 5, 2023 at 9:10 am

    @Ken: Linkrot is another thing that’s going to damage attempts at studying the history of these times.  (It already means that finding the original of TBogg’s “Mumia sweatshirt” is not easy.)

    (I hope that Adam is saving PDFs (or similar) of his posts – we all know that all his Twitter links are going to die in the not-too-distant future.)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  102. 102.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @Kay: That’s because that’s where the Republican focus is due to “scary brown people” coming from there. It’s criminal the way the press reports on immigration, for the most part they report platitudes and Republican talking points rather than talking about the real issues. The real problem with asylum seekers is that it takes so long for them to be able to work – if they could seek work quickly, none of the cities would mind having them at all. They’re only a problem because they can’t take care of themselves for so long, but it’s rare that the press actually talks about that.

  103. 103.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:13 am

    @Kay: Like what’s going on with the Israel/Ukraine aid bill right now. House Republican’s ask is “implement all of TFG’s immigration policies and we might vote for this bill”. That’s not tenable.

  104. 104.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:15 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    evil and corrupt

    What made me give up on Ohio- other thanworking on the pro choice amendment which was my last effort here- was not that it’s gerrymandered or full of racist northerner Trumpists. That I could deal with. It was the massive corruption and that no one cared about it.

    Ohio Republicans robbed citizens with the First Energy scandal. The plan was to take money directly from ordinary people and pass it to this company, who would in turn donate to Republicans. They were all fucking in on it! Just about every Republican has some connection to it. The state shrugged. No one cared.

    It’s still going on. This was a couple of days ago:

    COLUMBUS, Ohio — Ohio’s former top utility regulator surrendered Monday in connection with a $60 million bribery scheme related to a legislative bailout for two Ohio nuclear power plants that has already resulted in a 20-year prison sentence for a former state House speaker.

    Sam Randazzo, former chair of the Public Utilities Commission of Ohio, faces an 11-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury Nov. 29 centered on allegations that he accepted bribes from Akron-based FirstEnergy Corp. in exchange for regulatory favors, U.S. Attorney Kenneth L. Parker’s office announced. Randazzo made his initial appearance in U.S. District Court in Cincinnati.

    The truth is without a DOJ (federal prosecution) nothing would have ever happened because the state AG is completely corrupt too, as is the states highest court. They would have gotten away with it but for the US attorney. This state is drowning in corruption. I don’t know how to fix that.

  105. 105.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:16 am

    @Kay: Plus, what they don’t understand is that “hammering out differences” isn’t the problem, it’s getting enough votes in Congress for these things. I don’t doubt that around 80-85% of the people in Congress could come to an agreement on ways to reform immigration, taxes, and other things. It’s the 15-20% of people who want only extreme ideas that get in the way of enacting change most people could agree on.

  106. 106.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:17 am

    @Jeffro: Oh, I wish they had asked that question, because to me that gets to the heart of the problem most of these people really have with Biden’s age. Unfortunately, they didn’t.

  107. 107.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:20 am

    @Matt McIrvin:  And I think that’s the subtext. Trump was President just before COVID, so electing him will somehow take us back to before COVID.

    This is true. Too many people seem to believe that bringing back TFG will also bring back pre-Covid prices (without, of course, bringing back their pre-Covid wages too). It’s crazy, but I guess that’s human nature for you.

  108. 108.

    RaflW

    December 5, 2023 at 9:20 am

    Holy carp.

    Jeff Weaver is now a senior advisor to Dean Phillips? I knew he was using apostate Republicans, but I didn’t know that he was desperate/stupid enough to use Jeff fucking Weaver.

    21 Men Accuse Lincoln Project Co-Founder of Online Harassment
    Jan. 31, 2021
    John Weaver, a longtime G.O.P. operative who advised John McCain and John Kasich, made sexual overtures to young men, sometimes offering to help them get work in politics.

  109. 109.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:22 am

    @Gretchen: Plus, if he were more popular than Biden wouldn’t he have won those primaries? Yeah, that was crazy, the idea that if polling says he’s more popular then he should be the candidate. We have primaries to decide that, run in them to get votes you moron.

  110. 110.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:24 am

    @Soprano2:

    I’m extremely pro immigration – I don’t think I’m in the mainstream. I just think the US is different than any other country because so few of us are original to the land. It’s really a fundamentally diferent idea than somewhere like Denmark (I use that because I spend some time there). Danes are indigenous to Denmark. Very few Americans are indigenous to North America. It’s a different relationship and US immigration law and policy has always reflected that. I prefer the US relationship with the land- the ground of the country. I think Europe can be really tribal in a way that I reject.

    Obama was the best speaker on my view. Just really eloquent about the US being “an idea” more than a land mass. But I know people will always focus on a scarcity idea -that there isn’t “enough” of something or other and people might take theirs. I think there’s plenty of room.

  111. 111.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 9:25 am

    @Leto: I should have started with, “To state the obvious…”

  112. 112.

    catclub

    December 5, 2023 at 9:27 am

    @Baud: But people ignored what Obama inherited from Bush, so it’s not unexpected.

     

    Mostly no. They continued to blame Bush for the bad economy well into Obama’s two terms.  It is the only case I know of where that has happened.

  113. 113.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 9:30 am

    @Kay: Especially when the unemployment rate is 3% and you can’t swing a cat without hitting a “help wanted” sign. We have plenty of room for new people here.

  114. 114.

    catclub

    December 5, 2023 at 9:30 am

    @Kay: I’m extremely pro immigration

     

    I am too. We are a nation of immigrants and that is our strength.

    We have also always generally tended to want to pull up the ladder after our group is established.

  115. 115.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:34 am

    @Soprano2:

    I think the mistake that Democrats make with immigrants is they don’t recognize that immigrants chose this country. They prefer it, in my experience. They’re US boosters hence they go to all thatfucking trouble to get and stay here. Democrats do this sad sack thing “oh, but the racism and the economic challenges” and immigrants are like “so it was a MISTAKE, my coming here?” :)

    My youngest has a college friend from Pakistan – he’ll be staying with us Christmas – and he’s crazy blunt and funny. He wants to stay in the US after college because he wants to be “upper middle class” – not rich! Just upper middle. Lol. I said “good! That’s a good goal!”

  116. 116.

    Another Scott

    December 5, 2023 at 9:34 am

    @Soprano2: Yup.  There are about 10,000 problems that we have that we know how to solve, but institutional roadblocks (“unanimous consent” and all the rest) get in the way.  There’s a case to be made that big changes should be difficult and take time, but the US has gone too far into the “change is nearly impossible” direction.

    What do we want!

    Incremental progress!!

    When do we want it!

    As soon as reasonably practical!!

    :-/

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  117. 117.

    Hamlet of Melnibone

    December 5, 2023 at 9:35 am

    @Kay: Batman.  Batman is the solution to corruption. :)

  118. 118.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:37 am

    @Soprano2:

    The mayor of Detroit, Duggan, shares my view on immigration and he has used it to great benefit for Detroit. All the energy and economic spark in the city comes from immigrants. Detroit has plenty of room it’s huge as a place (not population, acres) for one thing and they had lost so much population. I try to make them feel welcome locally.

  119. 119.

    Redshift

    December 5, 2023 at 9:38 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Phillips entire campaign argument is “Polls say lots of voters would prefer someone else. I am someone else, therefore voters will prefer me!”

  120. 120.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 9:39 am

    A kangaroo that escaped its handlers during transport to a new home has been captured east of Toronto after a weekend in the wild, but not before delivering a punch in the face to one of the police officers who brought her run to an end.

    The female kangaroo hopped over her handlers late on Thursday during a rest stop at the Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm in Ontario, the park’s head keeper Cameron Preyde told CBC. Videos emerged on social media on Friday of the marsupial, who was born in captivity, running along roads in Oshawa, a town on Lake Ontario east of Toronto.

    Officers on patrol spotted the kangaroo about 3am on Monday on a rural property in northern Oshawa, staff sergeant Chris Boileau told CBC Toronto. Boileau said the officers contacted the kangaroo’s handlers and grabbed it by the tail, as instructed. The kangaroo punched one of the officers in the face during the capture, he said.

    “It’s something that he and his platoon mates will be remembering for the rest of their careers,” he told CBC Toronto.

    Currently in jail, awaiting sentencing. If I had punched a cop, no doubt I would have gotten a solid beating.

  121. 121.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 9:41 am

    @Hamlet of Melnibone:

    In 2005 there was a GOP scandal in Ohio that led to Democrats sweeping the state offices. Coingate. Compared to FirstEnergy it was chump change and in 2021 FirstEnergy didn’t even make a ripple.

    So they’re inured to the corruption. They accept it – in 2005 they didn’t but they do now. They no longer care. I don’t know what to do with that other than get out. Obviously I’m lucky because I CAN. not all people can.

  122. 122.

    Redshift

    December 5, 2023 at 9:44 am

    @Kay: I don’t have a link handy, but there’s solid research showing that immigrants as a group are basically always a net positive economically because they’re the people from their country with the drive and skills to get themselves here. (And a net negative for the countries they leave, which is sometimes unfortunate.)

  123. 123.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 9:46 am

    @Kay:

    We’re forced to vote for Democrats because we’re anti-fascist,* and we forget that Republican voters are forced to vote for Republicans because they are fascist.  So they can’t do anything about the corruption.

    * Which is why I’m pleased that the NJ governor is a Dem.

  124. 124.

    Redshift

    December 5, 2023 at 9:49 am

    @Betty Cracker: The Biden campaign is planning to invest significantly in Florida, according to… some information I’m maybe not supposed to talk about, but I didn’t have any special access, so I can’t imagine it’s really secret.

    So maybe that’ll provide enough resources to jumpstart things.

  125. 125.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 9:50 am

    @Redshift:

    Oooh. Florida and North Carolina.  It would be sweet to win those states back.

  126. 126.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 9:52 am

    @Redshift:

    I would just like to point out that I, too, am someone else.

  127. 127.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 9:55 am

    ‘Good morning!’: how two words could transform your life

    I can think of only one thing to say: Blech.

  128. 128.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 9:57 am

    @Redshift: Yep. When trump said Mexico was sending us their worse people, I couldn’t help thinking they were sending us their best.

  129. 129.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 5, 2023 at 9:58 am

    @Baud: ​ You misspelled something.

  130. 130.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 9:59 am

    Still seeing people predicting impending doom in Michigan because of a move by Muslim leaders to torpedo Biden’s campaign as punishment over Israel/Palestine (presumably considering this issue as important enough for Muslims to voluntarily take the hit of an Islamophobic second Trump administration).

    I don’t have any sense of whether the numbers make sense.

  131. 131.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 5, 2023 at 9:59 am

    “We’re consulting with lawyers now and I think we’ll take a multi-pronged approach,” [Phillips campaign senior advisor Jeff Weaver] said.

    Huh. Who woulda thunk Jeff Weaver would wind up working for a campaign that was basically a rat-fucking op against Democrats

  132. 132.

    3Sice

    December 5, 2023 at 10:00 am

    @Baud:

    There is always a constituency for old white cranks speaking “truth” to power.

    This candidate ain’t got it.

  133. 133.

    Geminid

    December 5, 2023 at 10:01 am

     

     

    @Matt McIrvin: I just read that Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney will run for Governor in 2025. That sets up a primary battle between him and Rep. Spanberger. I think that will actually be a good thing, but I’ll still be voting for Spanberger.

  134. 134.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    December 5, 2023 at 10:01 am

    @narya: Weird, because there’s empirical evidence that Biden can beat Trump, and that was ninety-one indictments ago.

  135. 135.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 5, 2023 at 10:02 am

    @Kay:

    There’s this kind of arrogance with commentary on Biden that I think comes from shallowness – how he’s always underestimated. Joe Biden is fundamentally reshaping the economy to be more equitable. It’s not “small ball”. It’s huge and it’s difficult.

    And the legislative part has been done with the narrowest of majorities.  I’m still in awe of how much he (and Pelosi and Schumer) accomplished in the last Congress.  And I’m equally impressed by how he’s actually using all the tools that many years of past legislation has given to the Executive Branch.

    This is a Big Fucking Deal.  And the ‘liberal’ media are doing their level best to make sure that nobody realizes it.

  136. 136.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 5, 2023 at 10:03 am

    @Ken:

    Baud is always trying.

    Can’t argue with that. ;-)

  137. 137.

    CaseyL

    December 5, 2023 at 10:07 am

    The thing about those psuedo-Dem candidates is, this is a grift for them and nothing more. They’re like the GOP that way. They’ll fundraise over being excluded from the ballot, make a lot of money and noise. They are not in any way serious candidates for office. The Democratic Party made a HUGE mistake in 2016, letting Sanders run as a Democratic Presidential Candidate when he wasn’t a Democrat. (It was a mistake even if he hadn’t torched the Democratic Party before and after.) Now everyone thinks they’re entitled to do so.

  138. 138.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 5, 2023 at 10:09 am

    @narya:

     He wouldn’t come right out and say “he’s ooooooooold,” just the “new ideas plus bipartisanship” bullshit.

    And there’s another thing: Biden has had far more success at accomplishing things by reaching across the aisle than I would have hoped for, given the nature of today’s GOP.  And without giving away the store to the GOP to do so.

    Does Phillips think he’s going to magically be better at this than Biden has been?  Certainly nobody else should think that.

  139. 139.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 10:13 am

    @Kay: A lot of Americans are intuitively white nationalists without necessarily admitting that that’s what they are. They just have a vague idea that “normal Americans” are white Christian English speakers and that it’s normal and unproblematic for policy to reflect that, sort of in the way that European states are explicitly ethnic in nature… except that we invented “the white race” as an elastic way to have that kind of identity without being too specific about national origin.

    When they think about immigration, these ideas surface. A lot of conservatives, in particular, seem to think of the 1965 immigration reform as some kind of “Great Replacement” dirty trick foisted by liberals upon Normal Americans. But I think even a lot of self-described liberals, especially older ones, also think this way. They may carve out an exception for African-Americans and Native Americans.

  140. 140.

    Betty Cracker

    December 5, 2023 at 10:14 am

    @Baud: I think that’s exactly right.

    @Redshift: That would be great!

  141. 141.

    Kosh III

    December 5, 2023 at 10:18 am

    “But we did have a “celebrity” be president, and it went even worse than we could have imagined.”
    For a moment I thought you meant Ronald Raygun.

  142. 142.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 5, 2023 at 10:20 am

    @Kosh III: Him too.

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    Leto

    December 5, 2023 at 10:20 am

    @Kosh III: calm down, Doc Brown. Reagan at least held elected office before his presidency.

  144. 144.

    Mai Naem mobile

    December 5, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @Kay: okay so i didn’t know he was a both sides guy as far as Biden. He’s still been a shocking surprise to me. I remember him being a bigoted RWinger and I do remember his promising everything to everybody to win the recall election. And I do remember the Enron style utility screwing of CA under him. I still think he can be used to fight disinformation aimed at low information voters. He really has a knack(I assume from his acting career) of simplifying stuff into winners and losers – right and wrong.  That is something we desperately need in these times.

  145. 145.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @Baud: Nah they create problems for others to solve. That’s the Rs, actually, Problem Children Caucus.

  146. 146.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    except that we invented “the white race” as an elastic way to have that kind of identity without being too specific about national origin.

    Well put. I struggle with it in thinking about Denmark because 1. it’s a tiny country 2. Danes are actually indigenous and 3. I think worrying about losing their language (for example) is a real fear – that could happen. They also have much more of a social compact that we do, in that they have a robust, universal welfare state. I think concerns about immigrants “not buying into that” (what Danes fear) are also real. They also just value order so the idea of unrestrained anything upsets them.
    But the US is very different. There’s a lot of different ways to “buy in” to the US way of living and culture. I dont know why conservatives don’t value that. I do. I prefer it to the Danish approach.

  147. 147.

    Mai Naem mobile

    December 5, 2023 at 10:24 am

    @Kay: I’ve read bits and pieces about that scandal for a few years now. I don’t understand how a scandal that large doesn’t bring down the GOP in Ohio. AFAIK there isn’t one Dem involved in the scandal so you can’t both sides it.

  148. 148.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 10:25 am

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    I didn’t mean to jump all over you. I just read his interviews on Biden last night so it was fresh. That simplistic view just makes me crazy – he has to read more and work harder on understanding what’s going on if he wants a national forum.

  149. 149.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 10:25 am

    @Leto: But we did have a “celebrity” be president, and it went even worse than we could have imagined.

    I know…I was being facetious  ;)

  150. 150.

    Ohio Mom

    December 5, 2023 at 10:26 am

    @Matt McIrvin: The way I learned about the 1965 immigration reform law was by reading the essayist and food writer Calvin Trillin. He pointed out that the law greatly expanded our restaurant options. Every new group of immigrants opened restaurants and introduced us to new foods.

    To go back to the the story in the post, and the would-be Democratic candidates who missed the Florida committee meeting, I am continually amazed by how many people do not think of googling the simpliest questions.

  151. 151.

    gvg

    December 5, 2023 at 10:28 am

    @CaseyL: Well Sanders has a history of caucusing with Democrats. Marianne Williams has always attacked us and is nuts, so is Jill Stein who is obviously taking Russian money. The Congressman is just delusional. If he had followed rules to get enough signatures, I expect he’d be on the ballot.

     

    I am pretty sure that is what you have to do to get nominated in Florida. Some minimum number of signatures in certain counties. Incumbents might not have to.

  152. 152.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    Right? And it’s the SECOND huge scandal in the last 6 years. They had a 60 million dollar charter school scandal that was also 100% GOP and also had no effect at all on the public. They have given up, apparently. A small group of activists – 10,000 people, whatever- can’t provide all the energy for 12  million people. They’re going to have to put some effort in. I don’t put good money – or time- after bad.

  153. 153.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 5, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @Soprano2:

    As a politics-knowing person, it made my head hurt but was informative. One man liked both AOC and Marjorie Taylor Greene because “they stand up to the establishment”!

    Reminds me of back in 1968 when I liked both Barry Goldwater and Gene McCarthy for that reason. But I was 14 then.

  154. 154.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 10:30 am

    @Geminid: I think it’ll be a good thing too – it should, in theory, raise both candidates’ profiles across the state and keep them sharp for the general election.

    I’m going to be at a fundraising dinner for Spanberger in a couple of weeks btw.  =)

  155. 155.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 10:30 am

    @Ohio Mom: Oh I love the immigrants because now we can have many restaurant choices is not the compliment many think it is

    We won’t accept you as our equals, heh but we like your food.

    So much of what we think of American culture is really black culture and we all know how black people have been treated in this country. The current iteration of the R party is the reaction to Obama’s two wins.

  156. 156.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 10:33 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    But I think even a lot of self-described liberals, especially older ones, also think this way. They may carve out an exception for African-Americans and Native Americans.

    Bingo. BJ comment section is no exception to this.

  157. 157.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 10:34 am

    @Kay: I was thinking about this in the context of Quebec. My daughter is applying to colleges right now and one of them is Concordia, a majority-Anglophone university in Montreal. A thing that’s happening right now is that the Quebec government considers Concordia and McGill as threats to Francophone culture in Quebec, so they’re doing various things to punish them–in particular, they just massively jacked up tuition to public Quebec universities for out-of-Quebec Canadian students, basically to discourage Anglophones from going there, and this is probably going to result in a net reduction in revenue.

    This doesn’t affect my daughter since, as a foreigner, she’d have been paying jacked-up rates regardless. She is a little baffled by it, though–says “well, I don’t speak French but if I went to college there I’d definitely be taking French classes.” She sees that as an opportunity to spread the language by teaching it to people. But I pointed out that she’s not a native French speaker, and I think a preference for that is part of what’s going on here.

    And, you know, on one level I see where they’re coming from; French-Canadians have always seen themselves as a culture under threat of erasure by the North American Anglophone majority, and they probably are. But there’s also a nasty undercurrent of ethnic bigotry there; ethnonationalism always involves that. And it sometimes motivates them to do things like putting the squeeze on the crown jewels of their own higher-education system.

  158. 158.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 5, 2023 at 10:37 am

    @Baud: Even if you don’t ding Trump for COVID, it’s still wrong to ignore that Biden inherited COVID.

    But people ignored what Obama inherited from Bush, so it’s not unexpected.

    Now, now, let’s be fair. Trump also go undue credit for the good situation he inherited from Obama. He even claimed that credit himself, basically immediately after inauguration, when nothing had fundamentally changed from the “awful” sutuation Trump claimed to have inherited.

  159. 159.

    brendancalling

    December 5, 2023 at 10:40 am

    @Matt McIrvin: My kid is a Canadian citizen, and he’s going to Concordia. I had not heard this, but will be talking with him tonight, so I’ll ask him.

    On a more general note, Cenk Uyger isn’t even eligible to be president, so I don’t know why he’s running. Ain’t no one changing the constitution so that lying, sexual-harassing asshat can be president. He is truly odious, and smarmy, and he looks like he smells like a canned ham. TBH he reminds me of Trump and Ted Cruz, fused into some awful mutant that feeds on attention.

  160. 160.

    Geminid

    December 5, 2023 at 10:43 am

    @Jeffro: Huh. I always figured you city Democrats had fundraising brunches. With avocado toast. 🥑

  161. 161.

    MagdaInBlack

    December 5, 2023 at 10:44 am

    @brendancalling: I’ve never been able to watch him, for exactly the reason/description you gave. Those comments are horrendous, but do not surprise me from him.

  162. 162.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 5, 2023 at 10:45 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I don’t know that it is intended as a compliment to immigrants.  I think it is intended as intended as a statement of a benefit that others receive from immigration.

  163. 163.

    Jinchi

    December 5, 2023 at 10:45 am

    Is this the way Florida Democrats have always included candidates on the primary ballot and, if so, who would have be eligible to nominate a contender?

  164. 164.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 5, 2023 at 10:45 am

    @brendancalling: On a more general note, Cenk Uyger isn’t even eligible to be president, so I don’t know why he’s running.

    Well, he’s a blovating moron with a chip on his shoulder and a hate-on for Democrats, but from the left. He can get attention for his little internet show for this and probably a little scratch from donors who either don’t know any better or who are explicitly seeking to sow discord.

    I wouldn’t worry. He didn’t even make a ripple as a Congressional candidate.

  165. 165.

    Miss Bianca

    December 5, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @Leto: Oh, for a second there I thought you were going to talk about Reagan! Another celebrity disaster President.

  166. 166.

    Citizen Alan

    December 5, 2023 at 10:50 am

    @Kay: We didn’t need a ronald reagan when we had a ronald reagan.

  167. 167.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 5, 2023 at 10:50 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I like the opportunity for new cultural experiences immigrants provide. Yes, that’s mainly food. That’s also stories from back home, religious practices, music cooking techniques.

    Most of my exposure to immigrants is through work. It wouldn’t be the same without them. To say I benefit from the experience doesn’t take anything from them. And I try to return the cultural exchange as best I can.

  168. 168.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 10:53 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I have had people say this to me IRL as if it were a compliment.

  169. 169.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 5, 2023 at 10:55 am

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
      Wow.

  170. 170.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 10:55 am

    @Geminid: Avocado toast is great with an egg and smoked salmon. Add some salmon caviar to give a real decadent vibe.

  171. 171.

    gvg

    December 5, 2023 at 10:56 am

    @Jinchi: Any democratic delegate apparently. They have a convention the year before and delegates are certain elected democrats in certain offices and delegates from the county clubs and organizations picked by the strength of the registered democrats in each county. That’s if I understood what I read in that document which was covering a lot of things not just what I wanted to know. All the google articles were about how to be a voter, not how to be a candidate. annoying.

    floridadems.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Florida-Democratic-Party-Charter-Bylaws-2020-08-29.pdf

  172. 172.

    Miss Bianca

    December 5, 2023 at 10:57 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I think it was one of Adam’s posts where a Xitter pointed out that Michigan’s Jewish population – a heavily Democratic-voting bloc – outnumbers the Muslim population and might be just a tad bit upset themselves if Biden started weighing in too heavily with the anti-Israeli rhetoric that these folks seem to feel they need before Biden can count on their pure and precious votes to prevent, you know, a rabidly anti-Muslim Indicted Guy from becoming POTUS again.

  173. 173.

    CaseyL

    December 5, 2023 at 10:58 am

    The immigration and “pure America” thing drives me crazy, because America was not founded as an ethnic state; it was founded as a nation based on ideas.  One idea, specifically: that people could rule themselves and didn’t need a monarchy.  That an actual republic/democracy was viable.  That people didn’t need an ancestral blood-tie to the land to be a nation.

    You can accurately say the idea was stolen from the Five Nations, but it also had its roots in the European Enlightenment.  You can accurately say that genocide and slavery were original sins to the new country, but if you go far back enough in any country’s history you’ll find the same thing.  (Picts, anyone? Going even further back, the Sea Peoples?)

    Any nations – all nations – are founded on the blood and dispossession of their original inhabitants.  The US isn’t unique in that.  What made the US unique in the mid-18th Century was the notion of self-government on a national scale.  Not ethnicity.

    Now that some version of self-government is practically the rule among all nations – very few are governed by absolute monarchists, and even most absolute despots make a play of portraying themselves as serving “the will of the people” – that distinction doesn’t have the same zing.  But it was a thunderclap at the time.

  174. 174.

    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 10:59 am

    @Kay: Yeah. Fuck him.

  175. 175.

    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 11:00 am

    @Ben Cisco: And Sen. Fetterman!

  176. 176.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:02 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Can I compliment you for Shah Rukh Khan?

  177. 177.

    Jinchi

    December 5, 2023 at 11:03 am

    @sab: Sucky rule, but people like him are why we have it.

    We’ve had hundreds of millions of natural born citizens and only 45 presidents, so I don’t think the rule is really out of bounds, and honestly it probably keeps us from having to deal with every foreign born billionaire with a Twitter following taking a run at the prize.

  178. 178.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 11:03 am

    @brendancalling: If I recall correctly, Uygur insists he’s got some kind of “slam-dunk” legal argument that the Constitutional restriction of the Presidency to native-born citizens is invalid and he’s actually eligible.

    I don’t like that restriction and I wish it didn’t exist, but I think he’s delusional if he thinks it doesn’t exist.

  179. 179.

    Jeffro

    December 5, 2023 at 11:04 am

    @Geminid: ha!  I’m too old for avocado toast.  =)

    (or so my kids would tell me)

  180. 180.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 11:06 am

    @zhena gogolia: You can! But I don’t see why I deserve the credit for SRK.

  181. 181.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 11:07 am

    @sab: I think it was mostly to prevent some European princeling from coming in and somehow transforming the Presidency into just another monarchy related to all the crowned heads of Europe. To my mind the rule is completely obsolete and should go away, regardless of how I think about Cenk Uygur. There’s surely no evidence that it’s kept out more assholes than good people.

  182. 182.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 5, 2023 at 11:08 am

    @Kay:

    They always act like no one ever thought of this – no one ever thought of “getting around a table” and “hammering out differences”

    The answer is simple: you can “hammer out differences” if you’re starting from the same underlying goals and values.  But if the two parties want to take the country in vastly different directions because they have vastly different fundamental values, there’s no basis for compromise, there’s no way to give everyone half a loaf.

  183. 183.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 11:11 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Yes that’s the reason. That was a real danger when the Constitution was written, that’s what I have read anyway.

    In the naturalization process you also have to give up any claim to any foreign titles you possess

    You also have to agree to participate in a war in any capacity that you have been called on.

    These two clauses seem to have their origins from the earliest days of the foundation of the US.

  184. 184.

    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 11:14 am

    @Kay: Very sad to hear that about Ohio.

  185. 185.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 11:15 am

    @schrodingers_cat: The people I was thinking about were in other fora, but I’ve definitely seen this pattern of people going “I’m the biggest liberal hippie there is, but come on, it’s like this neighborhood isn’t America any more” or “what, Democrats are going to die on the hill of letting illegals squat everywhere?” etc. etc. Basically a lot of “throw them under the bus” sentiment.

  186. 186.

    Alison Rose

    December 5, 2023 at 11:16 am

    Marianne Williamson, Dean Phillips and Cenk Uygur

    In the top 5 of “worst dinner party guest lists ever”.

    Also…BC is anti-OC??? :P

  187. 187.

    sdhays

    December 5, 2023 at 11:18 am

    @Baud: “Even if you don’t ding Trump for COVID”

    This isn’t in response to what you wrote, but it triggered a point that has been completely forgotten. Because Trump wanted to posture tough to the Chinese, he ended a program where we had US representatives in Wuhan (IIRC) monitoring for possible infectious outbreaks. How fucking different might have things gone for the world if those people had been there doing their job?

    Maybe not much. Or maybe detection and containment would have happened much, much earlier.

  188. 188.

    RobertS

    December 5, 2023 at 11:19 am

    “Dopes” is exactly right.      I’m pretty sure that step one of running for President is getting onto the ballot which includes mundane things like “Showing up at the right meetings”.    That part isn’t even hard.

  189. 189.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 11:20 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Immigrants are not immune to that sentiment either. People in GC backlogs kvetching about DACA recepients is all too common.

  190. 190.

    UncleEbeneezer

    December 5, 2023 at 11:20 am

    @Scout211: I was just thinking last night that someone should make a tv series that (finally) accurately portrays police work.  Nintey+ % of the show is them sitting around doing administrative work or doing traffic stops.  Of course, the series would end up being cancelled after only one episode due to outrage from our BlueLivesMatter society.  I don’t think I can stomach watching this documentary but it is very much in line with everything I know about policing in this country.  Their ability to solve and prevent crimes is exponentially lower than most people assume.

  191. 191.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 11:21 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Oh, they sure ain’t. Sometimes seems like nobody hates the latest batch of immigrants more than the previous batch of immigrants.

  192. 192.

    Bugboy

    December 5, 2023 at 11:21 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Schwarzenegger has produced some compelling videos in recent years reflecting on his experiences with authoritarianism in his home country as a youth.

    Yeah, he’s a Republican’t, but he’s certainly not insane.

    ETA: Sorry, late to the show…

  193. 193.

    Alison Rose

    December 5, 2023 at 11:22 am

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Of course, the series would end up being cancelled after only one episode due to outrage from our BlueLivesMatter society.

    True.

    But what if we brought back Cop Rock?

  194. 194.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:24 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I guess the same way I deserve the credit for Bob Dylan?

  195. 195.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:24 am

    @Alison Rose: I LOVED COP ROCK

  196. 196.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:25 am

    @sdhays: I think of that all the time.

  197. 197.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:26 am

    @UncleEbeneezer: Hot Fuzz has the “massive amounts of paperwork” sequence.

  198. 198.

    Alison Rose

    December 5, 2023 at 11:28 am

    @zhena gogolia: I’M THE BABY MERCHANT, TOTS ‘R US

  199. 199.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 5, 2023 at 11:29 am

    @zhena gogolia: Why Bob Dylan? I love Bob Dylan especially in young angry phase.

    Don’t want to work on Maggie’s farm no more..

  200. 200.

    OGLiberal

    December 5, 2023 at 11:36 am

    @brendancalling: I think the “natural born citizen” requirement is stupid in this day and age but it’s still there so Cenk is just being a rabble rousing, attention hound asshole.  The other two are the same but they can actually be president, he can’t.

  201. 201.

    zhena gogolia

    December 5, 2023 at 11:37 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I just mean I was born in the same country as Bob Dylan, no other reason to give me credit for him. I guess that’s what you mean about Shah Rukh Khan.

  202. 202.

    Timill

    December 5, 2023 at 11:49 am

    @Matt McIrvin: He could always have been a citizen of the US when the Constitution was adopted…

  203. 203.

    Bobby Thomson

    December 5, 2023 at 11:50 am

    I am shocked, shocked, that Comic Book Guy is once again using his own ineptitude as evidence of rigged primaries.

    Those holes greased the skids for Trump’s Big Lie.

  204. 204.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 11:53 am

    @CaseyL: The interesting thing about the lofty ideals expressed in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution is that they’re gifts that keep giving. There was all this blatant hypocrisy involved in their adoption. But the best of us kept using them as reasons to make things better. It’s a maneuver that paid off over and over.

    My kid is studying US history and we’ve been talking about William Lloyd Garrison and Frederick Douglass. Garrison wanted the free states to secede from the US. He went around burning copies of the Constitution and declaring it “a pact with the devil” because of its accommodations for slavery. And in a real sense, he was right! You couldn’t really say it wasn’t that.

    Douglass was with him at first. But Douglass eventually decided that this attitude wasn’t going to do any good, since if the US broke up, all the enslaved people in the South would still be SOL–the North would just have this illusion of clean hands (an illusion, since the North was complicit in the whole system after all). And he eventually decided something along the lines of “read correctly, the Constitution is a freedom document”.

    And there was a war that smashed up much of the country. The victory was incomplete. But the US did accomplish something that even its leaders had thought was impossible. And survived.

    By the end of it Lincoln had adopted essentially the same rhetorical strategy, framing the Founders’ ideals as applicable to the abolition of slavery. And then the civil-rights movement did the same thing 100 years later, when the time finally came to start enforcing the Reconstruction amendments.

    We keep slipping back like that. But the strategy does seem to work, haltingly and at intervals.

  205. 205.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 5, 2023 at 11:57 am

    I was reading in my building’s coffee bar this morning, and an old white guy parked himself at the counter and harangued the barista with Fox talk about immigration and how the government needed to do something. Then later I walked past a group having some sort of meeting, and they were talking about how something would probably happen to Biden because he was so old.

    I don’t know what has them so stirred up. Maybe Liz Cheney’s book and TV appearances have them worried in some way. They can’t dismiss her because of who she is.

  206. 206.

    Baud

    December 5, 2023 at 12:00 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Show them photos of Biden being active and remind them that he’s nothing like they are.

  207. 207.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 12:01 pm

    @sdhays:

    Because Trump wanted to posture tough to the Chinese, he ended a program where we had US representatives in Wuhan (IIRC) monitoring for possible infectious outbreaks. How fucking different might have things gone for the world if those people had been there doing their job?

    To the MAGA conspiracists, that was Anthony Fauci helping the Chinese create COVID.

  208. 208.

    UncleEbeneezer

    December 5, 2023 at 12:04 pm

    @Soprano2: The other thing that’s frustrating is the idea that there some sort of magical, one-weird-trick messaging strategy that will work for Dems with regards to Immigrant voters.  Especially when a non-trivial % of Immigrants just want to be spoken to like everyone else (ie- stop focussing on “immigration”) but another part of the group wants Dems to specifically court them based on issues that are specific to them and their immigrant status.  There’s no simple messaging strategy that will make both factions of the group happy, but people like to pretend that there could be, if only Dems would try harder.

  209. 209.

    Ken

    December 5, 2023 at 12:04 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: I had a similar idea a while back. Forty minutes of forensic accountants staring at spreadsheets, until one of them says “That’s not right….”

  210. 210.

    UncleEbeneezer

    December 5, 2023 at 12:06 pm

    @Alison Rose: Reno 911 might be the closest there has ever been to an accurate portrayal of US policing, lol.

  211. 211.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 12:10 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Kind of like the way people in rock bands say This Is Spinal Tap is the most accurate representation of what it’s like to be on tour.

  212. 212.

    OGLiberal

    December 5, 2023 at 12:22 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Here’s Butters crawling up Trump’s asshole and explaining how Cheney is wrong and only Donald Trump can save us because he’s such a manly,manyly man.  And Cheney is just some irrational lady who is obsessed with hating Trump:

    Graham responds to Cheney’s dire warnings about second Trump term (yahoo.com)

    I don’t know if I despise anybody more than I do Lindsey Graham.

  213. 213.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 12:32 pm

    @Ken: This is why cyberpunk science fiction invented the idea that hacking was like playing some kind of elaborate video game in virtual reality where if you die you DIE IN REAL LIFE for some reason. Because computer programming, including computer programming for purposes of crime, is one of the least interesting activities in the world to watch.

    (The most accurate portrayals of the culture tend to be satires focusing on the pitfalls and personality conflicts of the industry, for the same reason.)

  214. 214.

    Kay

    December 5, 2023 at 12:45 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Denmark’s social compact really is a culture. It’s the Danish Way (literally a phrase) and it means you as a citizen buy into certain collective ideas – they enforce it too, in a way Americans would never, ever accept, starting with day care, so with babies. Train em up. You pay high taxes sure, that’s part of it, and that creates fewer economic losers (but also fewer big winners) but it’s much, much more than that. It’s a culture that demands that you think about the whole – you don’t speak loudly on the train because to speak loudly on the train is to make the train worse for everyone and quality of life is what they are after. But this has a downside, right? It can be stifling and tamp down incentive and individuality. They willingly sacrifice those things to get the benefit of a collective society with a very specific culture and set of norms.

  215. 215.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 12:50 pm

    @Kay: The Law of Jante, right? Often said to apply to all of the Nordic countries to some degree. Don’t go thinking you’re special. The tall poppy gets cut down.

    American small-town culture has some of the same thing going on–only there, there isn’t really the associated feeling of collective responsibility, just the resentment of anyone who puts on airs.

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    Manyakitty

    December 5, 2023 at 12:52 pm

    @Kay: see, that’s the right take. We have dying towns and cities all across the country. Why not situate immigrants there?

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    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 12:54 pm

    @Manyakitty: Somalian refugees have been a huge help in keeping towns alive in Maine–which doesn’t stop people from seeing them as a threat, or Donald Trump or Paul LePage from complaining about them.

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    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 12:57 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Has had me stay out of Reno! Great show though.

  219. 219.

    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 12:59 pm

    @OGLiberal: Stephen Miller is a real scumbag. Doesn’t have as much power and none of the senatorial bullhorn as Lindsey “Ah’m a Going to the Fainting Couch” Graham does, however.

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    UncleEbeneezer

    December 5, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I’ve never done a full tour (have done a couple out of town gigs in one trip which I guess technically is a tour but I still wouldn’t say I’ve been “on tour”) but yes, Spinal Tap is a brilliant depiction of what it is like to play music for audiences, especially for 80’s rock and the dynamic of being in a band.  It’s a bit dated now, but it really did an amazing job of capturing a lot of the absurd aspects of musicianship.

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    Manyakitty

    December 5, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: all I can say is that I’m 55 and Biden gets up a lot quicker than I do when he stumbles. I need to sit and think for a minute and he bounces back immediately. Can’t wait to vote for him again.

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    Manyakitty

    December 5, 2023 at 1:06 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: ugh. So you’re saying my idea actually works in practice and the dead-enders can’t stand it. Super. Also, too, unsurprising.

    Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

  223. 223.

    Miss Bianca

    December 5, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Barney Miller, besides being really funny, was also apparently considered by actual cops to be the most realistic cop show out there.

  224. 224.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @RobertS: The O-Boys talk about how hard it is to get on the ballot in all 50 states. It’s a big job to do that, you can’t start campaigning less than a year from the election and expect to get on the ballot.

  225. 225.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 1:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: So many times I’ve seen comments about someone being a good immigrant who did it “the right way”, and I always want to tell them they’re lucky, because it’s hard to come here and get to stay. That’s something that definitely needs major reform. It shouldn’t be that hard for people to come here and live and work if that’s what they want to do.

  226. 226.

    Soprano2

    December 5, 2023 at 1:27 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Too  many people watch shows like “Cops” and get the wrong idea about what most police work is.

  227. 227.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 1:32 pm

    @Manyakitty: Yes. It’s the easiest way to keep communities from dying, also the #1 easiest way to spark xenophobic freakouts and fascist demagoguery.

  228. 228.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 5, 2023 at 1:34 pm

    @Soprano2: Also most Americans don’t realize that there were essentially no restrictions on immigration when great-grandpa came here–except for the total ban on Chinese people.

  229. 229.

    steve g

    December 5, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    which could result in Florida losing all its delegates

    Oh my, how would Biden win at the convention without Florida’s delegates? Who would speak up on the platform committee for all the valuable contributions usually made by the Florida delegation?

    I guess if they don’t understand how to get on the ballot, they also don’t understand how conventions work, or anything else about the process.

  230. 230.

    Kosh III

    December 5, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    “I don’t know if I despise anybody more than I do Lindsey Graham”
    (In my best S O’H voice) Why Cap’n Butler, how can you say such a thing about a genteel southern LADY.

  231. 231.

    satby

    December 5, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Barney Miller, besides being really funny, was also apparently considered by actual cops to be the most realistic cop show out there.

    My late father, a homicide detective in Chicago during the 60s and 70s, said that to me. He never missed that show.

  232. 232.

    Jørgen

    December 5, 2023 at 2:44 pm

    @Kay: As a Dane I do recognize this description. What may be of interest is how much this has changed over the last 50 years. Danish society is much more open and accepting than it was in the sixties. The big change was kickstarted by two things, entering the common market and the admittance of ‘guest workers’. Both were hugely controversial, and permanently changed Danish politics.

    When I went to school in the sixties and seventies, apart from myself the only obviously foreign students were adopted, and spoke fluent Danish. By the time my kids started school at the turn of the century bilingual students were common, and there were several majority-minority schools in the greater Copenhagen area. About 15% of the workforce in my company do not speak Danish, so the working language is English. This was unheard of just 30 years ago. I believe close to 10% of the population are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants now, compared to 0% 50 years ago. Given how quickly these changes have occurred, I am surprised how little unrest it has caused.

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    artem1s

    December 5, 2023 at 3:56 pm

    @Kay: The state shrugged. No one cared.

    Not true –  the GOP AG and Governor didn’t care. They were actively in on the First Energy fix. The Geauga county GOP loves that bill. The Catholic Diocese of Ohio loves the corruption and stealing all the public school tax dollars and keeping wimmenz in line, pregnant and barefoot.

    That’s not the same as “No one”. I do think the OH Dems could have used the scandal in their campaigns more effectively. But unfortunately the asshole glibertarains, Occupy, Greens and Kucinich babies all want to place blame equally on the Dems. After all, only Dems have agency to fix shit, right?

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    Paul in KY

    December 5, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Almost no one understands that there are quotas in place for how many from a given country can legally emigrate to US in a given year.

    England has like a 3,000,000 quota (essentially uncapped, as that many will never come in a year)

    Mexico has 2,000.

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    Chris T.

    December 5, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    And I do remember the Enron style utility screwing of CA under him.

    If you’re talking about Schwarzenegger: that happened under Gray Davis, but wasn’t Davis’ fault: it was set up during Pete Wilson’s governorship (and corresponding legislature). Davis was stuck with the rules passed by earlier Republicans, who were working with the Harvard playbook that went so wrong in the UK.

    There was probably more that Davis could have done (using the emergencies created by the rolling power outages), but he didn’t and that led to Schwarzenegger. He too was hamstrung by the Rs in the Cal lege, and it wasn’t until the second coming (er) of Brown that all that got cleared up. Funny how fixing the gerrymandering issue caused so many CA lege issues to resolve, innit?

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    Dopey-o

    December 5, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: @Matt McIrvin: Yes that’s the reason. That was a real danger when the Constitution was written, that’s what I have read anyway.

    How odd it isn’t that an immigrant like you would know more about our government and our politics than most of my neighbors.

    My father used to say that our people weren’t content to sit around watching the potatos grow.

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