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Thursday Afternoon Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  December 14, 20232:10 pm| 304 Comments

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I’m too busy to post today, but the morning thread is in danger of tipping over into a Tbogg unit, and we can’t have that! So here’s a picture of a Green Heron who is heroning very hard, though not very greenly.

Thursday Afternoon Open Thread 4

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  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2023 at 2:13 pm

    That birb looks like how I feel all the time. OVER IT.

    Gov Gav was on Seth Meyers’ show last night if anyone wants to watch. Lots of good defense of the Biden admin from Newsom and a few jabs at Captain Pudding Fingers. Of course they had to discuss Seth’s brother’s impersonation, which I feel is decent but not exactly spot-on.

  2. 2.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 2:16 pm

    Birb: “Fuck, brrrr, what is it, sixty? Goddamnit!”

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    December 14, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    Speaking of herons, The Boy and The Heron is very much worth seeing. Maybe not quite peak Miyazaki at the level of Spirited Away, but still very good.

  4. 4.

    Scout211

    December 14, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    I’m too busy to post today, but the morning thread is in danger of tipping over into a Tbogg unit, and we can’t have that!

    Sorry, too late. That was the plan all along! 

  5. 5.

    Butch

    December 14, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    OK, so since I’m always on the trailing edge of pop culture, what is a Tbogg unit?  I used to love reading the guy.

  6. 6.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    @Scout211: Right now we’re 69 comments away.

    Nice.

  7. 7.

    Doc Sardonic

    December 14, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    @Butch: A Tbogg unit is 500 comments

  8. 8.

    HinTN

    December 14, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    So, I yelled at John the other night when he admonished us to buy our calendars. Mine came without holidays and such. I had used their web form to report this but today I called. A very nice person suited me that this must have been a printing error and two replacements are on the way.

    So, John, I’m sorry I yelled at you. Have a wonderful trip!

    Also too, nice birb. It’s always good to avoid TBogg Units. Thanks BC.

  9. 9.

    Denali5

    December 14, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    So nice to see a photo of a green heron. Thanks!

  10. 10.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    @trollhattan: Most birds are pretty well-insulated. Every winter I am regularly amazed by the sight of ducks and geese swimming and feeding in the river, then hopping out to stand on the ice and nap.

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    @HinTN: I’d notice the lack of holidays, but since I’m a weirdo who puts up 4-5 wall calendars in my tiny one-bedroom, it didn’t bother me.

  12. 12.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    @Ken: True. Top birders I follow are Finns, and those they photograph overwintering are DAMN well insulated. Floofy. Doesn’t help their “day” is what, four hours long?

    But Florida Birb? They spoil’t.

  13. 13.

    CaseyL

    December 14, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @Ken: I’d wondered for ages why birds don’t seem to mind standing in snow and ice.

    Finally found out: Birds have some strange blood vessel action going on in their feet.

    Warmed blood from the heart is constantly being pushed directly to the feet, and the resulting cold blood is being whisked back to get heated up again.

  14. 14.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    Meadows really wants the chance for a pardon if convicted:

    “Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is trying again to move the Fulton County election interference case against him to federal court, this time before a three-judge panel at the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals,” the Atlanta Journal Constitutionreports.

    “Meadows is invoking the 234-year-old federal removal statute, which allows federal officials charged with state crimes to transfer them to federal court if the alleged criminal behavior was carried out as part of a person’s official duties. In his appeal, Meadows is arguing that he was acting as then-President Donald Trump’s chief of staff when he committed the alleged conduct.”

  15. 15.

    Harrison Wesley

    December 14, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    I prefer my herons fully ripe.  I get indigestion from the green ones.

  16. 16.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    According to the clock, I have 47 minutes remaining in my last day of work.

    I still can’t quite believe it.

    ETA: I got a pop-up today reminding me to change my password at work, it expires in 9 days.  Oh really? That’s nice!

  17. 17.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    @Jackie: Didn’t he try that already? Is this just him appealing the earlier ruling? Which was basically “No, interfering with elections is not part of your official duties.”

  18. 18.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @Alison Rose: I never use wall calendars to find out when holidays are! I just look at the pretty pets.

  19. 19.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Congratulations!

  20. 20.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    I looped back around here, hoping to read Betty’s pithy comments on the latest Zeigler antics:  he wants 2 million to go away quietly.  Jeez.  The grifters never stop the grift!

  21. 21.

    Wapiti

    December 14, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    @Jackie: Is he confessing that he was working on the Trump’s campaign while being paid by the US taxpayers to be the Chief of Staff?

  22. 22.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Thanks!  Still seems unreal.  Kinda like heaven – I’m taking it on faith that heaven and retirement will both be real, but I won’t really believe it until I’m there.

  23. 23.

    frosty

    December 14, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Whoa! Exciting news!!! I recommend retirement; and remember the retiree’s motto: “I can do it tomorrow.” There’s always tomorrow*.

    * This is why the house hasn’t been decluttered in the last four years.

  24. 24.

    Wapiti

    December 14, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Very nice!

  25. 25.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    We used to have green herons in the big pond in our office park (when I went to the office.) I like ’em. As I recall, the green is more of an iridescence, and shows more in bright sunlight (and maybe more when they’re flying, I can’t quite recall.)

    I’m other bird news, we had a kingfisher at our local suburban park a few days ago, and I think I spotted a flicker in a tree across the street from my house.

  26. 26.

    Martin

    December 14, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    Day 14 of Californias Legislative Advent Calendar is a bundle of related gifts:

    Proposition 24: Establishes standards for the collection, retention and use of personal data and allows consumers to prevent businesses from selling or sharing consumer’s sensitive data.

    AB 587: Requires social media companies to disclose their policies on how they handle hate speech and misinformation. Social media companies must provide regular reports to the state on how they responded to violations of the terms of service and any enforcement action that was taken. In September, X Corp sued the state claiming the law violates the U.S. Constitution.

    SB 362: Requires that data brokers register with the California Privacy Protection Agency (CPPA). By 2026, the CPPA will establish a mechanism that consumers can use to direct all data brokers to delete their personal information.

    SB 60: Allows the public to seek a court order against a social media company requiring them to remove content that offers to sell, provide or give away a controlled substance in violation of state law.

    Never particularly clear if these kind of efforts will have a meaningful impact, but you gotta try.

  27. 27.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    Oh dear, this has happened before. The @Ken at #20 is not me.

  28. 28.

    HinTN

    December 14, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    @Wapiti: Yes

  29. 29.

    Martin

    December 14, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Congrats. Welcome to the club.

  30. 30.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 2:54 pm

    @frosty:

    @lowtechcyclist: Whoa! Exciting news!!! I recommend retirement; and remember the retiree’s motto: “I can do it tomorrow.” There’s always tomorrow*.

    My wife retired earlier this year, and has very much taken this motto to heart.  I’ve encouraged her in this, and I’m planning on following her example!

    * This is why the house hasn’t been decluttered in the last four years.

    Now that’s something I may have to handle differently.  So much crap around here, I feel like I’m drowning in it.  I don’t have to have the perfectly de-cluttered house, but if I can reduce the clutter by half, even, I’ll feel a lot better for having done so.

  31. 31.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 2:56 pm

    @Wapiti:

    @Martin:

    Thanks, y’all!

  32. 32.

    Brachiator

    December 14, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    According to the clock, I have 47 minutes remaining in my last day of work.

    Congratulations!

    Happy trails.

  33. 33.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Yay!  The adventure begins!

  34. 34.

    Eunicecycle

    December 14, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: congratulations! That is so exciting! You’ll love retirement.

  35. 35.

    NeenerNeener

    December 14, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I retired at the end of September. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve thought even once about my old job, this post being one of them. Of course, I’ve been obscenely busy since then. I put my house on the market, sold it the first week and then had thirty days to get 60 years of accumulated possessions (some of which belonged to my parents and some to me)  out of it and into storage before the closing. So far, retirement has been great, except that I’m never sure what day of the week it is.

  36. 36.

    Eunicecycle

    December 14, 2023 at 3:07 pm

    @frosty: I had a coworker that retired about the same time I did, and she was decluttering her house BEFORE retirement. I said at the time “I’ll have plenty of time to do that when I’m retired!” Of course it’s 5 years later and I’ve done almost no decluttering.

  37. 37.

    Butch

    December 14, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @HinTN: Mine also lacked holidays.  I didn’t realize it was an error; I bought them as presents and they’ve already been mailed off, so I guess no harm no foul…..

  38. 38.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @Ken: Different court/judges.

    Hopefully same result: trying to change election results IS NOT an official duty of COS.

  39. 39.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @Ken:

    I looped back around here, hoping to read Betty’s pithy comments on the latest Zeigler antics: he wants 2 million to go away quietly. Jeez. The grifters never stop the grift! 

    Is this one of the Florida GOP hypocritical threesome bastards?

  40. 40.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 3:09 pm

    @Wapiti:

    I think so…🤔

  41. 41.

    frosty

    December 14, 2023 at 3:11 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: ​I got the garage and basement cleared out; I’ve had to do a second round on the garage. The attic (my cave) and the office is where I ran aground. Beware of this: “I can’t throw this out, it’s still usable, someone will want to buy it.” No they won’t, not even on an eBay auction, not even with brand new stuff.

    What I’m thinking these days is that we may have to move to a single floor apartment sometime in the future. I don’t want to have to get rid of all this stuff when I’m less mobile than I am now. So this year for sure!!!

  42. 42.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 3:14 pm

    @Ken: Change your nym to Not that Ken

    😊

  43. 43.

    frosty

    December 14, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    @NeenerNeener: ​…then had thirty days to get 60 years of accumulated possessions (some of which belonged to my parents and some to me) out of it and into storage before the closing.

    Like I said above, this is one of the worries that’s pushing me to accelerate the process of Getting Rid Of Stuff.

    So far, retirement has been great, except that I’m never sure what day of the week it is.

    This is the real reason that old people have those little pillboxes with the days of the week on them!

  44. 44.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    @frosty: This is the real reason that old people have those little pillboxes with the days of the week on them!

    I’m 40 and I use those because I can take my meds and one minute later be asking myself “did I take one? Both?”

    My neuropsych evaluation is pending.

  45. 45.

    Almost Retired

    December 14, 2023 at 3:21 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:   Congratulations!  As you might surmise from my nym, I’m envious!

  46. 46.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @HinTN: oh, you can do that? I will try that technique, because mine also arrived with no holidays marked!

  47. 47.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @Almost Retired:

    Congratulations!  As you might surmise from my nym, I’m envious!

    Ha! I’m more ‘almost’ than you – like in almost 7 minutes! :-D

  48. 48.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @Ken: That Ken is me.  This Ken.  ;-)

  49. 49.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 3:24 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Yes, the grifting couple with a girlfriend.

  50. 50.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2023 at 3:24 pm

    Rudi Giuliani is having a bad day

    Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney 2h
    MORE: Sibley repeatedly criticizing Giuliani, comparing him to flat-earthers who will never stop believing election lies, saying he committed an ‘injustice’ against Moss/Freeman, noting he’s almost 80.

    “Rudy Giuliani shouldn’t be defined by what’s happened in recent times.”

    If you’ve lost your scorecard, Sibley is Rudi’s defense attorney. The defense, apparently, is “Yeah, he did it, but the booze-addled busted valise actually believes all that bullshit”.
    I refuse to believe he’s really broke now, and I hope Shea Moss and Ruby Freeman teach him what broke really means

  51. 51.

    Kayla Rudbek

    December 14, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    The landscaping crew has been working closely to my block all day and the noise is driving me up the wall. I am looking forward to when I am able to work onsite so that I don’t have to put up with the noise all.freaking.day.

    At least the trash pickup comes by briefly and then leaves for the rest of the day.

    Weird experiences as a contractor: being told by my manager in email to please get him a copy of my latest resume (that email went to the entire group and he’s also working on his own resume too so that it can be passed out to potential clients); turning in estimated time card for the next few weeks due to end-of-year. So back to pen and paper to accurately track time until New Year’s.

    At this rate my house may not be decluttered until I retire. I need a backhoe and an exorcist for my office. At least the kitchen is mostly done, the powder room is on the way to done, and I have matching light fixtures for the front hallway on hand to be installed. The Christmas tree is up, no ornaments so far as I want to get the living room painted before that.

  52. 52.

    wmd

    December 14, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    TBogg unit needs to be added to the blog Lexicon. Well at any rate it doesn’t show up in the “T” section.

  53. 53.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: “Your Honor, while it may be true that my client is a criminal and a racist and a liar and a jackass, please do not forget that he is also a stone-cold idiot, and I maintain that should take precedence over anything else.”

  54. 54.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    @Ken:

    he wants 2 million to go away quietly 

    I mean, in fairness….. me too.

  55. 55.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 3:31 pm

    green heron

    How long do they take to ripen?

  56. 56.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 3:31 pm

    @Brachiator:

    @eclare:

    Thanks, y’all!

    @Eunicecycle:

    congratulations! That is so exciting! You’ll love retirement.

    Apparently I already do – the grin on my face has been growing for weeks!

    @NeenerNeener:

    I retired at the end of September. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve thought even once about my old job, this post being one of them. Of course, I’ve been obscenely busy since then. I put my house on the market, sold it the first week and then had thirty days to get 60 years of accumulated possessions (some of which belonged to my parents and some to me)  out of it and into storage before the closing. So far, retirement has been great, except that I’m never sure what day of the week it is.

    My wife, who retired earlier this year, has had the same problem keeping track of days of the week. But it’s not important anymore!

    Are you still planning on moving to Virginia? If so, do you know where or when yet?

    And it’s now 3:30, my last actual day of work is officially over.  Tomorrow I’m technically on the clock all day, but all I’m doing is driving up to Bowie and turning in my laptop and badge, so it hardly counts IMO.  Then my wife is taking me out to lunch. There will be alcohol. :-)

  57. 57.

    Juju

    December 14, 2023 at 3:35 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’ll go away quietly for a million and a half.

  58. 58.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    This is excellent news:

    The European Council has decided to open accession negotiations with Ukraine & Moldova. #EUCO granted candidate status to Georgia. And the EU will open negotiations with Bosnia and Herzegovina once the necessary degree of compliance with the membership criteria is reached and…— Charles Michel (@CharlesMichel) December 14, 2023

    Full text of tweet:

    The European Council has decided to open accession negotiations with Ukraine & Moldova.

    #EUCO granted candidate status to Georgia. And the EU will open negotiations with Bosnia and Herzegovina once the necessary degree of compliance with the membership criteria is reached and has invited the commission to report by March with a view to taking such a decision.

    A clear signal of hope for their people and for our continent.

  59. 59.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    What is the reason for retiring at 3:30 in the afternoon? That seems odd.

    ETA: Oh, I guess if your work schedule is 7:30-3:30?

  60. 60.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 3:39 pm

    @Yarrow:  Apparently no one could believe it. Everyone thought Orban would veto it.

    Officials who were monitoring the talks were equally blindsided, and had to read the notes they were passed several times to take it in.Mr Orbán left the room, an act that allowed the 26 remaining leaders to make the decision to open Ukraine and Moldova's accession talks.— Naomi O'Leary (@NaomiOhReally) December 14, 2023

  61. 61.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 3:40 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Live the dream.

    Maybe treat yourself to a hightech cycle? :-)

  62. 62.

    ARoomWithAMoose

    December 14, 2023 at 3:40 pm

    @Kayla Rudbek: For WFH, I found a set of cheap-ish over the ear noise canceling bluetooth headphones, it made a world of difference in this tiny house with two angry teens and a spouse, plus I can listen to music and get up and move around the house.

    Only weird bit is when used as a headset for conference calls, the audio bandwidth is terrible, the way around that is to use a separate mic.

  63. 63.

    CarolPW

    December 14, 2023 at 3:41 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: For those of us who have to haul the garbage/recycling/compostables cans out to the street on the proper day, and when the recycling is not on the same day as the other two (and even harder is every two weeks so one has to keep track of that too) the day of the week matters very much.

  64. 64.

    Betsy

    December 14, 2023 at 3:41 pm

    What an adorable bird.

    I relish these bird names that are monstrously inaccurate, like calling an obviously slate-blue and maroon-purple heron with bright yellow legs and a buff-and-brown streaked breast,  a “GREEN HERON.”

  65. 65.

    Anotherlurker

    December 14, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    I have a movie comment: Godzilla -1 is an overall excellent film!   Not just an excellent Kaiju film, but a wonderful, human story.  It deals with PTSD, survivor guilt, unexpected family, unexpected love, the horrors of war and other human issues.

    The special FX are excellent and the writing, direction and acting are all top notch.  It contains a reference to “Jaws” that is respectful and harrowing.  Godzilla himself is the most frightening he has been since the 1954 Japanese classic .

    However, if they had dropped the monster’s 15 minutes of screen time from the story and tweaked the script just a bit, it would still be a very moving, inspiring, human film.

    I can’t recommend this film highly enough.

  66. 66.

    Betsy

    December 14, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: OMG!  That’s so exciting.  Oh, a glimpse of my sometime future!  Delightful thought!!   What will you do first?  Second?  Third?   Enjoy, enjoy!!

  67. 67.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    @HinTN: I believe that all of the calendars came without the holidays.  Unless it was just the early batches that were that way?

    Send me an email when your replacements arrive?  I would like to know whether the replacements have holidays or not.

  68. 68.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    @Yarrow:
    Scholz! Who would have thought?

    Hours into negotiations on opening accession talks with Ukraine, it was Germany's Olaf Scholz who came up with the solution.

    Scholz told Orbán that he could leave the room so other leaders could take an unanimous decision, two officials said.

    Updates: https://t.co/9HQogUwlOs pic.twitter.com/bXA8kRLFpy— POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) December 14, 2023

  69. 69.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 3:44 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I refuse to believe [Giuliani is] really broke now, and I hope Shea Moss and Ruby Freeman teach him what broke really means.

    Maybe he can go back and live in the bungalow at Mar-a-Lago that Trump let him use when he hit bottom before.

  70. 70.

    NeenerNeener

    December 14, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Yep, I’m in Virginia now. I looked at real estate in Fredericksburg and Culpeper online, and two houses in a 55+ community in Ruckersville in person. The good stuff sells fast and what was left when I got here to see it in person had some issues I didn’t want to deal with. For example, the 55+ houses had concrete front stairs with steps that were too high for me, and no handrails. You’d think that was something a builder would take into consideration. I’ve found a house in Lynchburg in a nice area with no steps at all. Now I just have to find a decent PCP so I can rebuild my pit crew of specialists. Lynchburg seems to be a medical wasteland for medicare plans.

  71. 71.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @Yarrow: I’m wondering what Orban will say next time he calls Putin. “Yeah, my bad”?

    I’m also wondering if Putin will notice that every time Russia gets aggressive, the borders of the European Union get closer.

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @Ken: I just sent an email message to the email you have associated with your nym on Balloon Juice.  If that’s s not a live email address, would you mind emailing me?

    my nym at balloon-juice.com

    thank you!

  73. 73.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    @Ken: They must have given Orban some really good stuff to get this concession.

  74. 74.

    rattlemullet

    December 14, 2023 at 3:51 pm

    Ms Betty Cracker would mind sharing what type of Camera and lens you use for your bird photos? Thanks

  75. 75.

    Eolirin

    December 14, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @Yarrow: Or they found something they could threaten him with sufficiently. Or both.

  76. 76.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 3:55 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Wow!  Bosnia!  Good, we need to defend against the Serbs, too.

  77. 77.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    @Steeplejack: ​
     

    What is the reason for retiring at 3:30 in the afternoon? That seems odd.

    ETA: Oh, I guess if your work schedule is 7:30-3:30?

    7:00-3:30 actually, but close enough for, um, government work.

    You know, that stuff that’s now in my past. :-)

  78. 78.

    Kay

    December 14, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    tombonier
    16m
    In case anyone needs more evidence that abortion rights is the most potent mobilizing force in politics:
    Turnout in Ohio’s election this year (with abortion rights on the ballot) was 95% of the 2022 general election.
    Turnout among women under the age of 50 was 113% 2022 levels.

  79. 79.

    DaBunny42

    December 14, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Can’t believe no one beat me to this, but…

     

    Betty, are you saying that bird is “hard of heron”?

     

    Why yes, I am a dad. Why do you ask?

  80. 80.

    catclub

    December 14, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    @frosty: So this year for sure!!!

     

    That’s what you said last time Bulwinkle!

  81. 81.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @Miss Bianca: The calendar thumbnail photos on the Balloon Juice store don’t show any holidays either. Go look.

  82. 82.

    Doc Sardonic

    December 14, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    Could have been that little aside from some of the EU members to Orban, “Nice little country you got there, you don’t wanna be the UK, right?.

  83. 83.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    @Anotherlurker: I have heard good things about Godzilla, too, from people whose opinions I respect. Not a Kaiju movie lover at all but I might make an exception for this one

  84. 84.

    Eolirin

    December 14, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    Seems like the clean NDAA got passed through the House. This is good news. 300 million for Ukraine funding, so that buys us a couple more weeks, I think.

  85. 85.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    Now that’s good coffee. Belatedly tucking into the first mug at 11 in the morning after performing the semi-annual descaling and subsequent multiple flushing outs of the machine.

    None of those overpriced packets, nor vinegar. Half a teaspoon of sour salt (which is powdered citric acid) dissolved in a full reservoir of water does the trick just dandy.

  86. 86.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    @Yarrow: Did Vlad’s check not clear?

    Orban is one weird motherfucker. He and Erdogan should start a club.

  87. 87.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    December 14, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @Ken: Little known fact…the layers of feathers that ducks and geese (and swans) have overlap and interlock to form a waterproof shell (they’re coated in an water repelling oil too which is also a crucial component). They actually don’t get wet sitting in the water, except their feet. Plus those layers insulate and they have a layer of fat as insulation too.

  88. 88.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    7:00-3:30 actually, but close enough for, um, government work.

    You know, that stuff that’s now in my past. :-)

    LMMFAO. #wellplayed

    I am on the eighth of eleven floors of door hardware sets that I have to review. We paid a consultant to do this, and they have gotten so much shit wrong that I feel like I should refund their fee and take it as a bonus.

  89. 89.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 4:08 pm

    Book notes:

    Mildly disappointed by System Collapse, the latest installment of Martha Wells’s Murderbot series. It took a long time to get going, and at the end it felt like a short story that had been padded out to novel length. But still recommended—somewhat grudgingly—for fans of the series.

    Just finished Richard Osman’s The Thursday Murder Club, which I finally got around to reading, and I loved it! Extremely funny, but there were some surprisingly touching aspects in the second half. Recommended not only for mystery fans but for fans of “novels of social manners.” I immediately downloaded the sequel, The Man Who Died Twice, and dived into that.

    Also slowly drifting through Vajra Chandrasekera’s The Saint of Bright Doors, a richly layered fantasy that doesn’t allow of easy description. Very dreamlike. I am enjoying reading it in short stretches.

    New York Times Book Review:

    All is mundane in [the city of] Luriat except its “bright doors,” which “give the city its historic identity without intruding on its daily life.” These doors seem to open onto nothing, but from their keyholes emerge whispers, a cold breeze and a sense of the otherworldly. Fetter’s fascination with these doors draws him into a web of Luriati intrigue that involves his estranged and godlike father, the Perfect and Kind—whom Fetter has been trained since childhood to kill.

  90. 90.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:08 pm

    @NotMax: I use that for a lot of stuff since I buy it in bulk to make bath bombs. Descaling the coffee or tea pot, 1/4 cup in every dishwasher load, 1/2 cup to clean the washing machine.

  91. 91.

    Chris

    December 14, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    @eclare:

    Wow!  Bosnia!  Good, we need to defend against the Serbs, too.

    + 1.

    And please, for the love of suffering Jesus, don’t invite Serbia in.  It’s a Trojan horse for Russia, and Hungary’s already performing that role admirably.

  92. 92.

    Layer8Problem

    December 14, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    @Eolirin: “Here, we’ll make it simple: you absent yourself for the vote and stay away, and we won’t pants you in front of the cameras, you fascist bellend.” Simple diplomacy, but it sounds better in diplomatic French, or the more forceful German.

  93. 93.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 4:13 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    👍 Don’t forget to disarm the alarm clock! 🥂🍾

  94. 94.

    HinTN

    December 14, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Please be sure to emphasize that it’s not a one off “printer error.” They have a setup problem that they’ve got to address before they just send out a replacement.

  95. 95.

    Eolirin

    December 14, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    @Steeplejack: System Collapse isn’t novel length, though I guess it’s borderline. But yeah, it’s a little padded.

  96. 96.

    Alison Rose

    December 14, 2023 at 4:15 pm

    @Steeplejack: I was a little bummed when I saw that System Collapse was closer to novel-length, since the only other novel in the series was my least-liked installment. I really think she shines with this story in the novella format. I’m still gonna read it, though, because I love Murderbot. From my review of the first book, after noting that I’m not much of a sci-fi reader:

    Like I said, Murderbot and I have very similar attitudes towards humans. That attitude is: No.

    Still true.

  97. 97.

    JPL

    December 14, 2023 at 4:15 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:Congrats!!!!

  98. 98.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    @trollhattan: Erdogan and Orban have a club- the Organization of Turkic States. Other members include Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan.

    Also, the Republic of North Cyprus. The OTS is the only club that will have them.

    People might wonder how the hell Hungary qualifies as a Turkic state, but evidently Orban believes in a dubious theory that the Huns were of Turkic origin.

  99. 99.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @satby:

    I wonder if you could soak a shower head in it?

  100. 100.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @Suzanne

    Used to* be fascinated by the catalog of high-end house hardware maker Bell & Bell.

    *as in multiple decades ago

  101. 101.

    Marc

    December 14, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    @Anotherlurker:  I have a movie comment: Godzilla -1 is an overall excellent film!   Not just an excellent Kaiju film, but a wonderful, human story.  It deals with PTSD, survivor guilt, unexpected family, unexpected love, the horrors of war and other human issues.

    I saw it last night, I agree with you 100%.  What a great movie! I’m glad they decided (at least at my theater) to screen it in Japanese with subtitles, as Japanese is very emotive in a way that dubbing rarely captures.

  102. 102.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    @Chris:

    When I was on vacation in Croatia, I took a day trip here

    https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/946/

  103. 103.

    Chris

    December 14, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Despite what I just said, I’m not sure Orban is actually in the tank for Putin, so much as willing to carry water for him up to a point if he sees a benefit.  After all, his country is just close enough to Russia that he might not want to irreparably piss off the powers to his west, might need their help some day.  But not so close that he feels existentially threatened by Russia, for now.

    Which leaves him in the ideal position to be the guy in the middle playing every side.  Sort of like Noriega used to do in this part of the world.  He may give the rest of the EU what it wants eventually, but he wants to make sure he extracts what he can.

  104. 104.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    @Geminid:

    People might wonder how the hell Hungary qualifies as a Turkic state, but evidently Orban believes in a dubious theory that the Huns were of Turkic origin

    Huns? Do you mean Magyars?

  105. 105.

    The Lodger

    December 14, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: it’s a bad thing when your own lawyer says you’re a living legend defeated by current facts.

  106. 106.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 14, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @Alison Rose: But somehow, Murderbot keeps falling in with groups of humans who have to be kept alive in spite of themselves. Such is fate.

  107. 107.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @NotMax: There’s some absolutely gorgeous hardware out there. Drool-worthy.

    That’s not what any of this is. This is all practical stuff…. ADA-compliant lever sets, psychiatric door hardware, card readers, panic bars, magnetic holds, etc.

  108. 108.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:21 pm

    @eclare: I do, dissolve some (a tablespoon should be enough) in a cup / bowl of water and put the showerhead into it. I have a handheld shower, so I put the solution in a baggie and rubberband it onto the showerhead hanging down into the bath for an hour.

  109. 109.

    catclub

    December 14, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    @Suzanne: I feel like I should refund [revoke] their fee

     

    FTFY

  110. 110.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 4:23 pm

    @Montanareddog: Thank you for the correction. It would be Magyars.

  111. 111.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    @Steeplejack: We’re enjoying Anthony Horowitz, The Twist of a Knife. Fourth in his Hawthorne series.

  112. 112.

    Ken In Hogtown

    December 14, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    Just posting to reflect a name change.

  113. 113.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:26 pm

    @eclare

    Sure can. If don’t care to remove the shower head fill a plastic sandwich bag half way or so with water, add sour salt (or white vinegar), tie or tape the bag to the arm of the shower so that the head is immersed and leave it to soak overnight.

    There’s also a spray product someone else here recommended years back called Wet ‘n’ Forget which works wonders on shower scum build-up, including the head. Lowe’s, Home Depot and some Costcos carry it.

  114. 114.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:27 pm

    @satby:

    Thanks!

  115. 115.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 4:27 pm

    @eclare:  I have good luck with vinegar for de-lime-ing shower heads.

  116. 116.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @NotMax:

    Thanks too!

  117. 117.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Thanks!  I’ll try that first, since I have that.

  118. 118.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @Yarrow: citric acid is concentrated, so you can make a stronger solution than regular vinegar, which is usually 5% acidity. You can also use “cleaning” vinegar, which is 6% acidity. I sometimes use that too.

  119. 119.

    West of the Rockies

    December 14, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Congratulations!  Are you in academia?

  120. 120.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    @Kay:

    Turnout among women under the age of 50 was 113% 2022 levels

     

    Proof of double voting!

    We need them to do that one more time for the whole shebang next November.

  121. 121.

    Old School

    December 14, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @Ken In Hogtown:

    Just posting to reflect a name change.

    Congrats!  But were you Ken or Ken?

  122. 122.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @eclare: For a slightly stronger solution, use regular vinegar with a packet of lemon Koolaid dissolved in it. Adds some more citric acid and the lemon cuts the vinegar scent a bit.

  123. 123.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    @satby:

    Do they still sell acetic acid to consumers? “Back in the day” it would be standard for stop bath in darkrooms, but we all know what happened to darkrooms.

    Anyhoo, stuff has many uses, and without that pickle smell.

  124. 124.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    @Baud: Sixteen of them were Sybil.

  125. 125.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Maybe treat yourself to a hightech cycle? :-)

    It might be time – my current ride is >20 years old, and even after this summer’s tune-up, it’s starting to feel its age.

    @CarolPW:

    For those of us who have to haul the garbage/recycling/compostables cans out to the street on the proper day, and when the recycling is not on the same day as the other two (and even harder is every two weeks so one has to keep track of that too) the day of the week matters very much.

    Well yeah, I have that too, although fortunately a few years ago, they went back to every week for the recycling; it had been every other week for several years, which was a nuisance.

    Also, the kid’s in his junior year in high school, so there’s the days we have to get him out of bed in time to catch the bus, and then there’s those other two days.

    But in either case, I can go back to bed afterwards if I damn well feel like it!

    @Betsy:

    OMG! That’s so exciting. Oh, a glimpse of my sometime future! Delightful thought!! What will you do first? Second? Third? Enjoy, enjoy!!

    First thing: just do some serious relaxing.

    Second: go to Florida for Christmas with the in-laws, like we do every year.

    Third: During the winter, a mix of intermittent decluttering of the house, visits to museums in D.C. while they’re relatively uncrowded, and taking care of some HOA crap (I’m the treasurer) that I’ve let slip.  And of course, relaxing in between the above for as long as I damn well feel like it.

    Fourth: There’s a solar eclipse on April 8th.  The track of totality within the U.S runs from Texas to upstate NY.  I’m not going to miss this one.  Hopefully my wife and son and I will all go together, but if I have to drive out to Ohio by myself, I’m doing it.

    After that, I’ve got a bunch of plans, but they have no fixed order.

    @NeenerNeener:

    Yep, I’m in Virginia [Lynchburg] now.

    If the central Virginia jackals (Geminid, Jeffro, anyone else?) are interested in a meetup after the holiday season, I’d drive on down. Maybe Charlottesville would be a semi-central location.

  126. 126.

    Freemark

    December 14, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @Marc: Find that true for a lot of dubbing. I watch a lot of Korean stuff and can’t stand dubbed. I watched the Man From Nowhere with ads because the only version without ads I could find to stream was dubbed. And I hate ads. I pay the extra to skip ads always.

  127. 127.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @Baud:

    Isn’t Sherrod up next year?

  128. 128.

    StringOnAStick

    December 14, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    Wasn’t Oban refusing to allow Ukraine in because he was pissed about some funding that he was trying to extract from the EU?  Or maybe is was blockaded funds, and I think I read that the funds got unblocked.  So, he was willing to act like a Putin stooge, until he got what he wanted in order to not act like a Putin stooge.  Either way, yay for Ukraine and I would hope the EU is looking harder at why Hungary is in their collection of democratically organized governments given that it’s a nationalist de facto dictatorship.

  129. 129.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:39 pm

    @satby:

    That sounds good!

  130. 130.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:39 pm

    @trollhattan: yep. You can get it off Amazon; I get mine from suppliers to the soaping community.

  131. 131.

    coin operated

    December 14, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    @NotMax: Never heard of the stuff before.  Thank you…my Keurig is about due.

  132. 132.

    cain

    December 14, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    @Marc: Since we are doing Movies – I wanted to point this out on Netflix:

    The Archies

    https://www.netflix.com/title/81134807

    Yes, the comic book – but the Hindustan version – here is the blurb:

    Set in 1960s India, Archie and the gang navigate romance, friendship and the future of Riverdale as developers threaten to destroy a beloved park.

    It’ a great combination of English and Hindi – and the set really looks like 1960s U.S. The acting is great and the dancing (on roller skates !) is great – it’s not bollywood dancing – more like classic dancing you’d see in West Side Story.

    I’d check it out – you can easily pick out which character is who (and they keep the original names) – great casting! (and some of them are kids/grandkids of famous bollywood actors)

  133. 133.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @trollhattan: I assume so. You can get citric acid off Amazon; I get mine from suppliers to the soaping community.

    Ok, got a double post instead of an edited one, 😕

  134. 134.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I’ll check it out. I like his TV work, especially Foyle’s War, but I haven’t read any of his books.

  135. 135.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @Ken In Hogtown: Okay!

    So older Ken is still Ken, and newer Ken is Ken In Hogtown.  HIstorically speaking only, of course!

    Thanks for that!

  136. 136.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    @satby

    I use sour salt when going through the effort of making (once in a blue moon) sweet and sour beef tongue.

    Also perks up cabbage soup, a wintertime staple chez NotMax.

  137. 137.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    @Steeplejack: ​
     

    👍 Don’t forget to disarm the alarm clock! 🥂🍾

    Well, I still have a 16 year old to get out of bed in time to catch the bus, which comes at 6:30 am. It doesn’t quite take a crane or fork lift to get him out of bed, but almost.

    But once he’s out the door, I can go back to sleep if I wanna. And then there will be no alarm.

  138. 138.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @satby: Good to know, thanks!

  139. 139.

    rikyrah

    December 14, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Congratulations :)

  140. 140.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    Apologies if this has already been discussed (I’ve been offline), but apparently the House passed the National Defense Authorization Act with funding for Ukraine! (It’s the Senate version, so it already passed the Senate.)

    (ETA: Eolirin got there first.)

  141. 141.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    @coin operated

    Not uncommon to find it among the spices selection of a well-stocked supermarket, although may be relegated to the kosher foods shelves or even in the baking goods aisle.

  142. 142.

    Anyway

    December 14, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    @Marc:@Anotherlurker:

    glad to hear the raves – plan to see Godzilla Minus One this weekend…

  143. 143.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    @NotMax:

    Granted, I’ve never looked, but is beef tongue easy to find at the grocery?

  144. 144.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 4:53 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I’d be up for a meetup, but not until Spring. Maybe we could have it at my place. I could give everybody some bamboo to take home.

  145. 145.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:53 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:It might be time – my current ride is >20 years old, and even after this summer’s tune-up, it’s starting to feel its age.

    Went a little nuts this year and added two to my fleet, after more than a decade off.

    In part triggered by going from two working bikes to zero two years ago, when both broke at the same time. Looking around the garage I saw other neglected non-functioning bikes and made the WFH decision to restore them all to working order. Result: the collection now spans 1983 – 2023, so, choices!

    Thing sure have changed in that span.

  146. 146.

    Another Scott

    December 14, 2023 at 4:54 pm

    Meanwhile, … TheHill:

    The Senate will return Monday in the hopes of getting a border deal to unlock aid for Ukraine before Christmas.

    Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) decided Thursday to keep members in town next week, saying in remarks on the floor that negotiators will have more runway to seek a deal that has been elusive for members.

    “If we believe something is important and urgent, we should stay and get the job done. That is certainly the case with the supplemental,” Schumer said. “For the information of all senators, after we finish today, the Senate will return Monday. That will give negotiators from the White House, Senate Democrats and Senate Republicans a time to work through the weekend in an effort to reach a framework agreement.”

    […]

    Earlier…

    Aaron Fritschner
    @Fritschner
    5h

    Lindsey Graham is fired up about getting the hell out of town and not coming back to work on either Ukraine assistance or border security, topics he previously described in dire terms, for a period of not less than four weeks

    It’s a CRISIS AT THE BORDER!! We can’t do anything until we fix the CRISIS AT THE BORDER!!1

    Now get out of my way as I head to DCA for my month-long vacation!!

    Good for Chuck for ignoring their posturing and forcing them to do their jobs.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  147. 147.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Grenade does not need to be real, to have the desired effect.

    Teens and sleep. ‘Tis a thing.

  148. 148.

    Glidwrith

    December 14, 2023 at 4:56 pm

    @trollhattan: Floofy birb is a borb, according to my daughter.

  149. 149.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 4:57 pm

    @eclare

    See it only very, very rarely here. No rhyme or reason as to when. YMMV.

    Oddly, enough there’s almost always frozen pork tongue, which have never tried.

  150. 150.

    Captain C

    December 14, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Lindsey:  “These matters are of vital importance!  But not as important as my vacation time with the boys!”

  151. 151.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 5:00 pm

    @WaterGirl: So older Ken is still Ken, and newer Ken is Ken In Hogtown

    I thank Ken in Hogtown for changing, and hope they remain with us!

  152. 152.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    @Another Scott: Okay, I guess it’s not done-done with the NDAA, which would explain why there weren’t banner headlines everywhere. Still seems like it’s a big step forward, though, especially since it was passed under suspension so they could ignore the wingnut demands for poison pills.

  153. 153.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    @JPL: ​

    Congrats!!!!

    Thanks!!

    @Suzanne: ​

    LMMFAO. #wellplayed

    Thanks, and hope you can revoke that contractor’s payment, and at least get some of it for yourself!

    @West of the Rockies: ​

    Congratulations! Are you in academia?

    I used to be, a long long time ago in a galaxy just far enough away. But for the past quarter-century, I’ve been working as a mathematical statistician for the Census Bureau.

    And I’ve been having a very relaxed afternoon. Made drinks for my wife and myself, each of our two cats took a leisurely turn on my lap, and life is good. It’s still weird to think that I’m never working anymore, but it’s time. It’s very definitely time.

  154. 154.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 5:02 pm

    @Redshift: From the article, I see that some Republicans were objecting to drag shows on military bases, which tells me that none of them have ever been on a military base — or watched Stalag 17, for that matter.

  155. 155.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 5:02 pm

    @Captain C: Or if they said the quiet part out loud, “These matters are very important as campaign issues, which is why we’ll use them as bargaining chips but not actually try to solve them!”

  156. 156.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @eclare: I have only seen beef tongue sold in Arizona, as beef tongue tacos. But I’ve heard about tongue served at delis in the East.

    I was in Charlottesville the past two days, and my friend Debbie took me by Reids, a supermarket near downtown. That’s where she buys oxtail for soup. They had pig’s feet, plus pork neck bones. I don’t see either of them very often. Debbie said that when she was growing up in Medford Massachusetts, her Ma used to cook pigs feet.

    They would also have the “Seven Fishes” at Christmas. I’m not sure what the other six were, but one if the fishes was smelt.

  157. 157.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @Another Scott:

    “The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable.”

  158. 158.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    December 14, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @frosty: De-cluttering myself after my spouse’s death last year and having most of the house repainted. Now rehousing the many, many books. Set myself four rules which make decisions easier 1) Recycle decades old text books, 2) Recycle any art book with black and white illustrations (I mean, these have no point), 3) Recycle any book whose spine has split with loose pages, 4) Recycle any book I can find on Gutenberg Press or the Faded Page (free ebooks of books with no copyright restrictions).

  159. 159.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    @Ken: Yeah, to paraphrase that one wingnut “this bill is supposed to be about defense, not trans healthcare and drag shows, which is why I demand to add provisions prohibiting trans healthcare and drag shows!” 🙄

  160. 160.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    @Ken:

    Or MASH.

  161. 161.

    Sure Lurkalot

    December 14, 2023 at 5:04 pm

    @eclare: I concur with Yarrow, vinegar works great for cleaning a shower head and is more usually on hand.

  162. 162.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    Ah, the distant days of live TV.

    Bennet Cerf almost loses it on What’s My Line?; near as can tell he smilingly calls John Charles Daly a scumball.
    :)

  163. 163.

    BlueGuitarist

    December 14, 2023 at 5:07 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    congratulations!

  164. 164.

    Anyway

    December 14, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    So older Ken is still Ken, and newer Ken is Ken In Hogtown.  HIstorically speaking only, of course!

    But which one is “xkcd Ken”?! Inquiring minds …

  165. 165.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2023 at 5:09 pm

    @Glidwrith: Borb works, I concur

    ETA Finnish borb.

  166. 166.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 5:09 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    ETA: I got a pop-up today reminding me to change my password at work, it expires in 9 days.  Oh really? That’s nice!

     
    Hahaha. Congratulations, free man.

  167. 167.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2023 at 5:09 pm

    @Geminid: A family friend used to get it in NoVa, but I don’t know where. I vaguely remember seeing it in a grocery store once, but since I’m never looking for it, I couldn’t tell you where.

  168. 168.

    Brachiator

    December 14, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    @eclare:

    Granted, I’ve never looked, but is beef tongue easy to find at the grocery?

    It’s regularly carried at the Grand Central Market in downtown Los Angeles.

    Checking online I see that it is offered at Walmart.

    I joked to a friend who likes beef tongue that I don’t eat anything that has been in a cow’s mouth.

  169. 169.

    Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:15 pm

    @Geminid:

    “he who smelt it dealt it,……..”

  170. 170.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @Geminid

    What, no lutefisk?
    //

  171. 171.

    Anyway

    December 14, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Congratulations!

  172. 172.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @Jay: Smelt are little fish. Debbie says people would net them in Boston Harbor in December, because people wanted the Seven Fishes at Christmas time.

  173. 173.

    raven

    December 14, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I’ve recommend this here before:
    “The Retirement Maze: What You Should Know Before and After You Retire”

  174. 174.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    @raven

    Been meaning to ask.

    No Halloween dog parade this year? Or did I miss the pics?

  175. 175.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    @Betsy: I see where you have gone wrong.  The name is a reference to the bird’s propensity to recycle not its color.

  176. 176.

    JPL

    December 14, 2023 at 5:26 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Looking forward to daily updates.  😊

  177. 177.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    @Eolirin: People said that nothing for Ukraine would get through the House.  Hmmm,,,

  178. 178.

    raven

    December 14, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    @NotMax: Boolebarlk! It was fun but I led it in my truck and didn’t get many pics. Here’s what I got.

  179. 179.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I said we had our best on it.  Kudos to our elected representatives.

  180. 180.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    @Anyway: I may be “xkcd Ken”. At least, I’m the Ken who never has original thoughts, and just links to XKCD or quotes Terry Pratchett.

  181. 181.

    raven

    December 14, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    From the UGA Student paper.

    https://www.redandblack.com/multimedia/photos-boo-le-bark-on-the-boulevard/collection_d4527734-6d0c-11ee-8eef-efaefa58faa3.html#2

  182. 182.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @StringOnAStick: More NATO great news! TIFG is thwarted again! Baahahahaaaa!

    Congress has approved legislation that would prevent any president from withdrawing the United States from NATO without approval from the Senate or an Act of Congress.

    The measure, spearheaded by Sens. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), was included in the annual National Defense Authorization Act, which passed out of the House on Thursday and is expected to be signed by President Biden.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/4360407-congress-approves-bill-barring-president-withdrawing-nato/

  183. 183.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 5:33 pm

    @Geminid:  I was struck by what you said because, not being an expert, I was wondering if there was a gap in  my knowledge and the Magyar tribes were, in fact, descended from the Huns.

    I thought it unlikely, though, as one assumes the Huns were Germanic speakers and the Magyars are famously not.

  184. 184.

    satby

    December 14, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    Great video by Mothers for Democracy/Mothers Against Greg Abbott. https://youtu.be/M876_FfJ3MQ

    Needs to be widely shared!

  185. 185.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    I just had a call with @EmmanuelMacron following the #EUCO decision to open Ukraine’s EU accession talks.

    Thank you, dear Emmanuel, for your kind congratulations and all the support that France has provided to Ukraine on this path.— Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) December 14, 2023

    Between this and Tusk winning in Poland it seems like things are not quite as dire in Europe.

  186. 186.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    Why do solicitations from the DSCC include James Carville’s face?

    He’s not a Senator, no particularly photogenic, and not what I’d consider one of Democrats best advocates this decade or ever.

    I’ll still volunteer and give as possible, but damn.

  187. 187.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    @raven

    Danke.

  188. 188.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    @Jackie:

    👍

  189. 189.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    @Jackie:  Excellent news! As is of course the passage of the NDAA itself! Again, a good day!

  190. 190.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    @Ken:

    And which branch of the military do they think is most at risk of being groomed into non-traditional sexual shenanigans?

    Well, Wingnuts? Point those fingers? Which ones do you think are a bunch of wannabe woofers who can’t resist the erotic power of a well-muscled calf? Say it to their faces.

  191. 191.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    @Jackie: After he lost in 2020, Trump tried to pull US troops put of Germany. I think Congress passed a measure to stop him, but with all the other stuff happening it did not attract much attention.

  192. 192.

    raven

    December 14, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    @NotMax: Sure!

  193. 193.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Tony Jay: And which branch of the military do they think are most at risk of being groomed into non-traditional sexual shenanigans?

    As many as I can.

  194. 194.

    Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Geminid:

    I’ve gone smelting, East Coast and West Coast.

    I prefer the taste of East Coast smelt, which I can buy as a frozen block, to West Coast smelt, which are a different species and quite oily.

    It was just a fart joke.

  195. 195.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: The Ukraine aid got through because the Speaker suspended House rules, so it would have required a 2/3 vote for the Freedom Caucus and ilk to add their poison pills. As a result it passed with 163 Democrats and 147 Republicans voting yes, versus 45 and 73 voting no.

    As something similar got McCarthy booted, we may see another motion to vacate soon.

  196. 196.

    raven

    December 14, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    @Jay: And then there are grunion.

  197. 197.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    They should micro target better.  But maybe someone would accuse them of acting like Facebook if they did.

  198. 198.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    Oh, we know that from the toilet wall graffiti. 🤣

  199. 199.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:41 pm

    @Tony Jay: Glad to see I’ll be remembered…

  200. 200.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 14, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @StringOnAStick: I believe this was kabuki, almost certainly arranged with some consent from Orban.

  201. 201.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 5:42 pm

    @Tony Jay: ​
      The navy.

  202. 202.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    And which branch of the military do they think is most at risk of being groomed into non-traditional sexual shenanigans?

    ALL OF THEM, KATIE.

    ETA: The non-traditional ones are the most fun. So no judgment.

  203. 203.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    @Steeplejack: Start with the first Hawthorne, The Word Is Murder. I think this series benefits from reading in order.

    There’s also Magpie Murders and Moonflower Murders, but the TV version of Magpie was better than the book.

  204. 204.

    Ken

    December 14, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    @Montanareddog: as one assumes the Huns were Germanic speakers

    Made me look. The always-reliable Wikipedia says that very few words of Hunnish have been preserved, and scholars disagree over its affiliation. The list of possibilities does not include Uralic, the family that includes Magyar.

  205. 205.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 14, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    Also, Georgia

    Many Georgians are thanking Ukrainians for today’s developments and it is absolutely correct — brave Ukrainians paved Georgia’s way to receiving EU candidate county status.
    — Eto Buziashvili (@EtoBuziashvili) December 14, 2023

  206. 206.

    Spanky

    December 14, 2023 at 5:44 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    It’s still weird to think that I’m never working anymore, but it’s time. It’s very definitely time.

    When you know, you know. Welcome to the club!

     

    Now go take a nap.

  207. 207.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  Absolutely. But so far it seems most people were caught off guard and no one (yet) seems to know what Orban got in return for his vote (well, non-vote – staying out of the room). I’m sure someone knows but so far they’re not talking. It’s still fantastic news!

  208. 208.

    Jeffro

    December 14, 2023 at 5:45 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:If the central Virginia jackals (Geminid, Jeffro, anyone else?) are interested in a meetup after the holiday season, I’d drive on down. Maybe Charlottesville would be a semi-central location.

    glad I caught this and HECK YES!

  209. 209.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    You have very distinctive penmanship. Bold and yet graceful in its flow.

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I said non-traditional.

  210. 210.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @Montanareddog: I think you have it right. I am only starting to learn the history of the various peoples from Eastern Europe to the Caucasus region.

    I also follow the modern debates. Some of these folks are really into proving who has been there the longest, and who showed up only 900 years ago.

    One fun fact: there are more Azeris in Iran than there are in Azerbaijan.

  211. 211.

    Yarrow

    December 14, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  Those Georgians are brutes on the rugby pitch. Always good to have them in the club.

  212. 212.

    Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @raven:

    and American shad, and gaspereau, and elvers, and mackerel,

    When I was a kid, in the Maritimes, we were on “free food” duty, which took place mostly at night, filling garbage bags up with dip netted fish that the regulations didn’t care about, then cleaning them and filling the freezer.

    Mom used the guts and heads in her garden.

  213. 213.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    Obligatory?
    ;)

  214. 214.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @Tony Jay: I see we have read our Churchill.

  215. 215.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:48 pm

    @Suzanne:

    No judgement from us. Outward condemnation and behind the scenes requests for phone numbers, pictures and discreet hotel assignations from them.

  216. 216.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:49 pm

    @Tony Jay: Must have been a fan. I don’t promote my own work, I thrive on word of mouth.

  217. 217.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Jay: Even fart jokes make good pivots.

    Have you ever had the “Seven Fishes”? I think it’s an Italian thing. My friend’s Mom was Sicilian.

  218. 218.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @NotMax: ​
      Or this.

  219. 219.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Rum, Buggery and The Lash was my school motto, but it was in Latin so no one who wasn’t privately educated noticed.

  220. 220.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 5:50 pm

    @Cheryl from Maryland:

    Since you are a book person, may I suggest getting a Kindle or other e-reader to hold new book acquisitions that aren’t books you want to keep forever in physical form? The keepers being classics, personal favorites, monumental tomes, etc. I read a fair amount 0f genre fiction and current affairs, and it’s great to not have the physical books lingering after I have read them. And of course they’re still available on my Kindle.

    You don’t even need to buy a Kindle, of course. You can read in the Kindle app on a phone, tablet or browser.

    ETA: I’m a big fan of Gutenberg, Faded Page and similar sites. Gutenberg Australia has some books that regular Gutenberg doesn’t, because of different copyright laws. Lots of obscure mysteries from 1870-1950.

  221. 221.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:52 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    “Mom! Mommmmm! Kropenhagen is setting up punchlines again!”

  222. 222.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    @Ken: this shit is complicated! There’s a Dutch linguist on Mastodon (I’ll have to look up his nym) who posts, in Dutch and English, on etymology; some of his explanations beggar belief (though I have no right to question him)

  223. 223.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    @Tony Jay: What are you insinuating that I haven’t already?

  224. 224.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Outward condemnation and behind the scenes requests for phone numbers, pictures and discreet hotel assignations from them. 

    I’m so happy I’m not Catholic, LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA!!!

  225. 225.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    @NotMax:

    Rancher lady cleans up really nice!

  226. 226.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @Tony Jay

    Bah, rumbug.
    ;)

  227. 227.

    Subsole

    December 14, 2023 at 5:58 pm

     

     

    @Chris: That makes sense.

    Also, there are strong cultural ties between Orban and Putin. They are both atavistic, misogynist, racist thugs who are very much on board with the neofeudalist, white nationalist GOP/Global Conservative Axis program.

    Or, bellends.

  228. 228.

    Subsole

    December 14, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @Montanareddog:

    That is in fact the bridge. They think Attila was Hungarian.

  229. 229.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    @Montanareddog:

    Wasn’t there a theory out there that ‘The Huns’ were, at least by the time they hit the Roman border, less of a mono-tribal force and more of a confederacy of hard-fighting elements from all across the temperate band of Central Asia? A kind of semi-nomadic mobile empire with members from every ethnic element they’d come across from China to the Carpathians.

  230. 230.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @Steeplejack: Comments say she’s a former fashion model.

  231. 231.

    Baud

    December 14, 2023 at 6:00 pm

    @Subsole:

    I mean, Hun is right there in the name.

  232. 232.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Well technically all the food that a cow eats…

  233. 233.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    I don’t think there’s anything left!

  234. 234.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Rum, Buggery and The Lash was my school motto

    So you were educated by the Christian Brothers? (Or was that Rugby, buggery and the lash?)

  235. 235.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I studiously read series in order.

    Magpie Murders is relatively near the top of my PBS Passport “to be viewed” queue. Currently rewatching the Ben Miller Professor T. The Belgian(?) version is also good.

  236. 236.

    eclare

    December 14, 2023 at 6:06 pm

    @Yarrow:

    I was so glad to see Bosnia and Herzegovina included.  I worry about Serbia.

  237. 237.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Baud

    Next! Name? Last, first and middle initial, please.

    Hun, Attila. Middle initial T.

  238. 238.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Tony Jay: I could teach you a few things.

  239. 239.

    Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:07 pm

    @Geminid:

    my Ex and her family are Italian Cradle to Grave Catholics,

    so that would be a yes.

    I am guessing that the 7 “fish” would be a regional variation,

    here it was stock fish, herring, prawns, salmon, a canned tuna pasta in red sauce, crab cakes and mussels.

  240. 240.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    @Spanky:

    When you know, you know. Welcome to the club!

     

    Now go take a nap.

    The funny thing is, I just woke up after having dozed off for thirty or forty minutes. :-)

  241. 241.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    Goddamn, Marlo Thomas has dreadful plastic surgery in this unavoidable St. Jude’s TV ad. Now I’m missing the “little pill with a big story to tell” off-Broadway musical production ad.

  242. 242.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @\Jay

    For the old folks, Whelks a la Lawrence.
    :)

  243. 243.

    Kelly

    December 14, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Second: go to Florida for Christmas with the in-laws, like we do every year.

    One of the great things about retirement are relaxed travel schedules. We add a travel day on each end of trips now.

  244. 244.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    @Montanareddog:

    Actually, yes I was! Brother Paul made everyone pick their recorder parts out of a bucket of grey ‘water’ at the start of the first Music lesson and ‘blow all the gunk out’ while he watched*.

    It was pretty much downhill from there.

    * Actual true fact

  245. 245.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:14 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    Not with my back you couldn’t. I’d snap like a dry twig.

  246. 246.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @Tony Jay: ​
      The fuck you say?

  247. 247.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    That’s similar to a Perry Mason plot. Former actress or model marries an abusive businessman in a small town, and all the small-minded locals hate her because she’s (in their minds) so lah-di-dah. Fortunately, the businessman is the murder victim. Unfortunately, she is charged with the crime. You can guess how it turns out.

  248. 248.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    @Tony Jay: A shame.  I like the ones with clever tongues.

  249. 249.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    Balloon Juice After Dark comes early this time of year.

  250. 250.

    Joy in FL

    December 14, 2023 at 6:18 pm

    @satby: You are so right about this video. It is powerful. Thank you for the link.

  251. 251.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 6:19 pm

    @Steeplejack: So does the darkness.

  252. 252.

    Another Scott

    December 14, 2023 at 6:20 pm

    @Eunicecycle: After my dad retired he said he needed to get a part-time job so that he would have some free time.

    Congrats lowtechcyclist!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  253. 253.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Cross my heart. Brother Sausage Fingers was a right ‘character’.

    Served 18 months for acts of gross indecency with members of the choir after I’d graduated. I assume he felt absolutely terrible about it because he decided to grow a ‘sinister goatee’ just before the trial, just to make sure the Jury got all the creepy vibes.

    Oh, yeah. Proper Catholic boy me.

  254. 254.

    Jackie

    December 14, 2023 at 6:21 pm

    @Geminid: Since TIFG has all but promised he plans to pull the US out of NATO  – should he get the opportunity (SPIT!)  – he should have a “good” rant when he hears!

    And Putin will be pissed! Bahahahaaa

  255. 255.

    NeenerNeener

    December 14, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @Another Scott: Most of my retired co-workers got other jobs for awhile after they retired. I hope I can afford NOT to do that.

  256. 256.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @Tony Jay: Modern Urdu shares so much linguistic commonality with Hindi that the two languages, when spoken, are mutually comprehensible. But Hindi uses a Sanskritic script and Urdu is a Farsi -based script. Urdu is the Turkic word for army and came from  the lingua franca of the mercenary central Asian armies led by the Mughals. So, yes, I can believe that Huns was just a Latinate word for all these nomadic warrior bands constantly changing allegiance and terrorising the decaying Roman empire.

  257. 257.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    Clicks fingers

    “Got it. That’s Army Ranger talk. Mom! Mommmmm! You were right!”

  258. 258.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Congratulations :)

    @BlueGuitarist:

    congratulations!

    @Baud:

    Hahaha. Congratulations, free man.

    @Anyway:

    Congratulations!

    Thanks, y’all!!

  259. 259.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    @raven: Thanks for that!

    So sad that it’s the last one.  Sometimes change sucks.

  260. 260.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Tony Jay: I was in a boys’ choir as a kid.  The director later pleaded guilty to 27 counts of child porn and other nastiness.  I never saw anything untoward, but I do wonder about one of my friends who was from a rather messed up home and might have been more vulnerable to a predator.

  261. 261.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 6:31 pm

    @Another Scott: ​
     

    Congrats lowtechcyclist!!

    Thanks!

  262. 262.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @Tony Jay: My Jesuit-educated ass could just tell you were a victim of the CBs! The horror stories I have heard over the years.

  263. 263.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:32 pm

    @Steeplejack: Balloon Juice After Dark comes early this time of year.

    I know some…supplements that can help with that. Not strictly above board.

  264. 264.

    wjca

    December 14, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Geminid: People might wonder how the hell Hungary qualifies as a Turkic state

    And does that make Finland a Turkic state as well?  I’m guessing the Finns won’t be on board with that….

  265. 265.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    @Baud: Magyar Orszag

    I’m missing some diacritical marks

  266. 266.

    lowtechcyclist

    December 14, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @Jackie: ​
     

    Marco Rubio actually did something useful??

    Isn’t that a sign of the End Times? ;-)

  267. 267.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    @NotMax: A lot of Hungarian men are named Attila. Just sayin’.

  268. 268.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    @Steeplejack: I saw that one!

  269. 269.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    @zhena gogolia: This is true.

  270. 270.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    @Montanareddog:

    See, now this. This is why I like it here.

    Remind me, is Hindi one of those Indo-European rooted languages that came from the north with the horse warriors? As I understand it for a pretty long time around the early to mid Bronze Age a guy from the middle of Europe could walk to roughly the Himalayas and be able to get by linguistically on common words they all shared.

    With all the swirl and crash of warrior tribes across the steppes I could easily see a shared ‘warrior tongue’ developing over centuries that ‘The Huns’ could have used amongst their contingents.

  271. 271.

    Montanareddog

    December 14, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    A lot of Hungarian men are named Attila. Just sayin’.

    Never clicked with me before, but you are right.

  272. 272.

    zhena gogolia

    December 14, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    @zhena gogolia:
    Magyarország

  273. 273.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @Tony Jay: See, now this. This is why I like it here.

    Now I think you were just using me for a brief good time. Just like the other men…

  274. 274.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    @Marc: begging my boss to get this movie, but it’s not one of our regular distributors. I’m going to keep working on her, tho…

  275. 275.

    kalakal

    December 14, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    @Tony Jay: The great thing about all the successive gangs of hardcases that came stomping out of Asia into Yurp (Huns, Goths, Saxons, Vandal, and let’s not forget the Alans*) is they were each being pushed out by even harder bastards.

    *Always loved that one, shame there wasn’t Kevins or Nigels, but at least there was the Dorians

  276. 276.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I often ‘joke’ with school friends that I was blond and pale and quiet, but nothing happened, so what was wrong with me?

    But seriously. That was BSF’s type, and the Religion teacher (who was young and gay and cool) fucking hated him, so it’s likely he was already getting his buzz going around that time. Shudder.

  277. 277.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    @cain: OMG, that sounds insane. In a good way. In the way we like. :)

  278. 278.

    Steeplejack

    December 14, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    One of the better endings, because it looked like she was going to end up with the local radio station owner that she knew back when they were both in Los Angeles.

  279. 279.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  280. 280.

    Dan B

    December 14, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    @Redshift: My mother cooked Beef Tongue regularly.  She cooked it in the pressure cooked until it was “done”.  My brother hated the base of the tongue that was gristley and the tip that was very soft.  I’d love to cook it with herbs and wine but my partner would probably d-i-v-o-r-c-e.

  281. 281.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @Tony Jay: Eh, I have my fun. And I do love it.  But it would be nice not, ultimately, going to bed alone.

  282. 282.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:50 pm

    @kalakal:

    “Kneel, weak-thewed spawn of ‘civilisation’, or fall under the sword of a true Alan.”

    “Oh verily, bearded one! Take my… wait, what did you say?”

    Narrator – Within a week, the entire kingdom burned, and the mighty host of the Alans rode on in search of a homeland where the conquered did not snigger and ask where ‘Keith’ was.

  283. 283.

    Geminid

    December 14, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @wjca: No, the Finns never had some crackpot devise a fictitious history tracing them back to Turkic people. Evidently Hungary had one who came up with the theory about a century ago.

    But the Turks might say, “Sure the Finns are of Turkish origin. That’s why they’re such good warriors!”

  284. 284.

    sab

    December 14, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @frosty: Somewhere near you there may be a non-profit thrift store that takes donations. I give stuff to the Humane Society. The Internatiinal Institute that teaches English as a Second Language brings immigrants there. They can get a kitchen supplies for a buck that cost $20 at a retail store. I have some really nice chairs for $10.

    I donated my late mother’s every day dishes and the whole set went for $20.

  285. 285.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    @NotMax: Where do you FIND these things? Well, I know *where* you’re finding them, maybe I need to ask “how”!

  286. 286.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    There’s someone out there for everyone.

    In fact, according to reputable sources, there might even be someones out there.

    And since the looking is all part of the fun…

  287. 287.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    @Tony Jay: You’re right. 200ish down, a few billion more to go. He’s out there.

  288. 288.

    cain

    December 14, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Congrats! Enjoy Retirement! Make some noise! But stay healthy!

  289. 289.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 7:05 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Congratulations.Get you some well-earned rest.

  290. 290.

    Tony Jay

    December 14, 2023 at 7:05 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    That’s the spirit.

    I keep on telling my best friend that, but he’s hanging his hopes on Amazonian wrestler Rhea Ripley coming to her senses, so I think you’re in better shape, chances wise, than he is.

  291. 291.

    KSinMA

    December 14, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Congratulations!

  292. 292.

    cain

    December 14, 2023 at 7:09 pm

    @Miss Bianca:
    It actually kind of works – I was somewhat dubious. They manage to catch that U.S. 60s nostalgia but still add their own flair!

  293. 293.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    December 14, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    @Tony Jay: Rhea Ripley is beautiful, first I’ve heard of her.

    I suspect I’ll find my permanent solution when I can afford to put a roof over my own head. Not sure if that’s more or less realistic than hanging my hopes on one particular celebrity.

  294. 294.

    Subsole

    December 14, 2023 at 7:27 pm

     

     

    @Montanareddog:

    Ruggery buggery lushery???

  295. 295.

    Subsole

    December 14, 2023 at 7:30 pm

     

     

    @Baud: But that’s not Attila. That’s Gary.

    (I’m sorry. I tried to resist. Honest.)

  296. 296.

    Subsole

    December 14, 2023 at 7:32 pm

     

     

    @Steeplejack:

    I’m pretty sure there’s a pill for that.

  297. 297.

    Ksmiami

    December 14, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @Suzanne: doing a kitchen Reno w Waterworks… totally drool worthy

  298. 298.

    wjca

    December 14, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    @Geminid: No, the Finns never had some crackpot devise a fictitious history tracing them back to Turkic people. Evidently Hungary had one who came up with the theory about a century ago.

    Well, the Finnish and Hungarian languages are related closely to each other, and not much to anybody else.  So, if the Hungarians are Turkic, the Finns pretty well have to be as well. At least in the minds of crackpot Hungarians.

  299. 299.

    2liberal

    December 14, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:According to the clock, I have 47 minutes remaining in my last day of work.

     

    Congrats! my last day was 10 days ago.  You’re gonna love it!

  300. 300.

    frosty

    December 14, 2023 at 9:31 pm

    @raven: ​
     Dead thread, but that was a great book, Raven. It got me to focus on staying in touch with friends, not moving far away, and staying on call with the job if they needed me – which they did, a couple of times.

  301. 301.

    Ramona

    December 14, 2023 at 10:15 pm

    @CaseyL: The veins carrying the cold blood from the feet run alongside the arteries carrying warm blood to the feet so the cold blood warms as it progresses upward and the warm blood cools as it progresses footward. There is a name for this mechanism but I cannot remember it. I think it’s called double cooling something something.

  302. 302.

    Ramona

    December 14, 2023 at 10:31 pm

    @Steeplejack: I loved the audio book of System Collapse! It seemed like never ending edge of the seat close calls and excitement to me. I wonder if reading it might have left me meh?

  303. 303.

    Uncle Cosmo

    December 15, 2023 at 1:06 am

    @Yarrow: ​

    @Eolirin:&
     

    More likely they salted his lunch with Lasix & when he had to rush off to the WC before he pithed his panth, the vote was taken. Better leaving through chemistry!

  304. 304.

    Paul in KY

    December 15, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Every day is Saturday :-)

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