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You are here: Home / Open Threads / RIP Ingenuity! It Was A Good Run (Open Thread)

RIP Ingenuity! It Was A Good Run (Open Thread)

by TaMara|  January 26, 20242:47 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

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Just a remarkable accomplishment.  Farewell Ingenuity…and we thank you (h/t Apollo 13)

I am working on combining our good news posts and some hopeful climate change information in a series of posts. I’m just trying to figure out how best to approach it. It is a LOT of good information and I am overwhelmed by it all and want to disseminate it in a way that you are not. Stay tuned…

This is an open thread

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    January 26, 2024 at 2:51 pm

    It is a LOT of good information and I am overwhelmed by it all

    That’s a good type of overwhelmed.

  2. 2.

    DCrefugee

    January 26, 2024 at 2:51 pm

    First, there is absolutely no truth in the vicious rumor that a part falling from a Boeing product took out Ingenuity.

     

    Second, it’s clear Martian air defenses were tired of our sh*t. Give them props for their patience and marksmanship.

  3. 3.

    SpaceUnit

    January 26, 2024 at 2:56 pm

    Bravo NASA and Team Ingenuity!

  4. 4.

    Delk

    January 26, 2024 at 2:58 pm

    Our border crisis has been fixed. Idiots in Trucks to the rescue.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    January 26, 2024 at 3:03 pm

    For something that was intended as a technology demonstrator that would have been deemed successful if it flew a handful of times, yeah, job done well. 72 flights, over two hours of airtime, well and truly proving that yes you can fly a helicopter on Mars, oh and by the way actually contributing valuable science data to the main mission.

    Re: the air time, when the news hit yesterday I did a bit of math. Counting up all of the craft that we’ve sent to land on Mars and giving them about 6 or 7 minutes each in the “falling with style” flight phase, Ingenuity by itself has the majority of flight minutes for the entire Mars program.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    January 26, 2024 at 3:04 pm

    Actual cause of crash revealed: Ingenuity trying to drop mortar shell on a Russian probe.

    Must admit, that little critter done good.

  7. 7.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:07 pm

    Well done, Ingenuity :D

    A clip from Newsom’s interview on MSNBC. Love that he calls Republicans “pathetically weak” for caving to Trump’s every whim and demand.

  8. 8.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 26, 2024 at 3:11 pm

    I posted the 15th and last entry in my project to read a book from each category in Goodreads’ Best Book of the Year contest. The category is humor and the book is Henry Winkler’s Being Henry…The Fonz and Beyond.

    Parts of the post will eventually turn up in a Medium Cool post, so you can skip it now if you want to. There’s a MC post this Sunday with books from Romance, Fantasy, and Romantasy. I swear it’s better than the categories suggest.

  9. 9.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 3:12 pm

    It’s really tempting to be down in the US, but the government really is VERY, VERY good at building things when we set our mind to it. It’s a shame that it’s damn near impossible to get broad agreement to do these things because one party has decided that if they are in agreement, then an opportunity to extort something from the other party is being wasted.

  10. 10.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 26, 2024 at 3:13 pm

    I always end up anthropomorphising those cute little gizmos, so I found myself tearing up when I learned of her demise. She had a magnificent run!

    Brava to Ingenuity, and bravi tutti to everyone who created her and cared for her.

  11. 11.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:14 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I’m still irked by their decision to add “Romantasy” and ditch the middle grade and children’s categories. But then again, my firm belief is that no one in the C-suite at Goodreads ever reads books.

  12. 12.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:15 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I always end up anthropomorphising those cute little gizmos

    Same!! When they told us Curiosity was singing Happy Birthday to itself, I legit got choked up.

  13. 13.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 26, 2024 at 3:17 pm

    @Alison Rose: Until I decided to do this project, I paid almost no attention to this contest. It is, shall we say, less than literary in its intent.

  14. 14.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 3:17 pm

    @dmsilev: If people haven’t watched Good Night Oppy on Netflix, it’s really good. I have a lot of former students that have worked on these programs, and it’s really apparent that working on these things and watching them succeed are absolute high points in their life.

  15. 15.

    Ken

    January 26, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    @Alison Rose: Then you should under no circumstances read XKCD’s comic for the Spirit rover, xkcd.com/695.

  16. 16.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:19 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Yeah…as evidenced by some of the winners. I wish they would do a parallel thing where they get a pool of folks who agree to read *all* of the nominees in a particular category and then choose the one they think was the best, and see how often it’s the same as the one that won. I’d guess almost never.

  17. 17.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 26, 2024 at 3:20 pm

    @dmsilev: Ingenuity apparently inspired ICAO (the organization that issues four-letter “aerodrome” codes, as opposed to the three-letter IATA ones that just the big airports have) to give Mars its first airport code: JZRO, for Jezero Crater. The first letter in an ICAO code generally is assigned by region so presumably this means J is Mars.

  18. 18.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:20 pm

    @Ken: You monster.

    brb need a tissue

  19. 19.

    Ken

    January 26, 2024 at 3:25 pm

    @Alison Rose: I cried too.

  20. 20.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 3:26 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: If it helps, the engineers that work on these put their whole careers into them and they are unbelievably dedicated to getting it right. One former student of mine was a lead engineer on one of the Curiosity landing systems – the part that did a radar scan of the surface to identify a flat place to land and then navigate to that. He’s described his work on that system on two different visits to see faculty and whatnot and each time he cried because he worked so hard in school and after to get that opportunity, and it’s success was so important to him – it validated the last 15 years of work.

    So it’s okay to anthropomorphize them because they carry so much of these people’s lives and careers in them, not unlike works of art to artists – except that for a lot of these engineers, they get maybe one of these in their whole career – it’s their life’s work. If it doesn’t work, they don’t get to make a 2nd painting or write a 2nd book. This is it.

  21. 21.

    JaySinWA

    January 26, 2024 at 3:28 pm

    David French discovers Cleek’s Law.

    NYTimes link, I can’t seem to gift it:

    nytimes.com/2024/01/25/opinion/trump-primary-election-2024.html
    Never-Trumpers Never Had a Chance

    I wasn’t just wrong; I was completely, embarrassingly wrong. The winds were shifting. I could sense it, but I didn’t fully understand it. Not until Trump made it all plain. The salient characteristic of the Republican Party wasn’t ideology or integrity, let alone both. Rather, it was animosity. And nobody models animosity better than Donald Trump.

    Cleeks Law; ok-cleek.com/blogs/?page_id=18788

    Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today, updated daily.

    7/17/2010

  22. 22.

    TBone

    January 26, 2024 at 3:28 pm

    @Delk: One can only hope they go the way of the Flu Trux KKKlan.  I’m revolted but not surprised, it’s why I’ve posted a lot of Texan music lately.  Rotten eggs will be pelted and I hope we get a lot of comedic footage out of this.

    m.imdb.com/title/tt0269483/

  23. 23.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 3:30 pm

    @Alison Rose: Awards without critical analysis are bullshit. What is the award based on? Nobody knows.

    College rankings are no different.

  24. 24.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    January 26, 2024 at 3:31 pm

    Ingenuity had an onboard speaker that would blast “Ride of the Valkries” when traversing Mars

  25. 25.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:31 pm

    @TBone:

    Flu Trux KKKlan

    🤣🤣🤣

  26. 26.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 26, 2024 at 3:32 pm

    @Ken:

    Oh, gods, that makes me bawl out loud every time. Just breaks what’s left of my heart.

  27. 27.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 3:35 pm

    @Martin: At least in college rankings, the people doing the rankings are looking into the details about each school. You can vote for a GRCA without having read all the books or even the book you voted for. And I realize there would be no feasible way to change that, but it still means the awards are pointless.

  28. 28.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    January 26, 2024 at 3:38 pm

    If you guys need an antidote to the xkcd Spirit comic, there’s always Opportunity.

  29. 29.

    MomSense

    January 26, 2024 at 3:40 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Can’t wait to read all of your reviews.

     

    Have to brag on the daughter of one of my best friends.  She was nominated for a Poe award for her YA novel My Flawless Life.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 26, 2024 at 3:41 pm

    @Martin:

    Thank you. What a great comment.

  31. 31.

    MomSense

    January 26, 2024 at 3:42 pm

    @Ken:

    xkcd is a treasure

  32. 32.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 26, 2024 at 3:44 pm

    @dmsilev: Absolute genius to use its flying capabilities to scout out the landscape for the rovers too.

  33. 33.

    Harrison Wesley

    January 26, 2024 at 3:44 pm

    @Delk: The 2024 edition of Dumb Fucks In Big Trucks.

  34. 34.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 26, 2024 at 3:44 pm

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR:

    Yeah! That’s more like it!

    Thanks.

  35. 35.

    TBone

    January 26, 2024 at 3:45 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoOBQa4idZ4

  36. 36.

    Dangerman

    January 26, 2024 at 3:52 pm

    This may be a repeat of a cartoon linked here.

    Scientists (i.e. smart people) manage all things Mars. H/T JPL.

    Politicians  (i.e., stupid, compromised, occasionally barely coherent motherfuckers) manage earth’s problems. I’m feeling a solid EFG coming; fuck ‘em.

    i thinking we need a code for an EFG. Number 1 is taken. Ditto Number 2. Pondering, pondering.

  37. 37.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 26, 2024 at 3:53 pm

    @MomSense: Whoa. That’s impressive. Good for your friend’s daughter.

  38. 38.

    Bill Arnold

    January 26, 2024 at 3:55 pm

    @JaySinWA:
    Here’s the full cleek’s law (comment on a DougJ post on this site):

    cleek JULY 17, 2010 AT 1:31 PM

    i can do it in one word: ~liberal

    or, for those of you who don’t grok the boolean: today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily.

    or: cowardly authoritarians pretending to be individualists.

    or: the cynical leading the stupid.

    or: I Got Mine

    or: who said we weren’t tolerant? we tolerate racists just fine!

  39. 39.

    Yarrow

    January 26, 2024 at 3:59 pm

    @JaySinWA:

    I wasn’t just wrong; I was completely, embarrassingly wrong. The winds were shifting. I could sense it, but I didn’t fully understand it. Not until Trump made it all plain. The salient characteristic of the Republican Party wasn’t ideology or integrity, let alone both. Rather, it was animosity.

    I just want to bang my head against a wall when I see this sort of thing. I guess good for them for finally seeing reality but wtf dude, where have you been? It’s been clear to me since, oh, the Gingrich era at least, probably since Reagan, that Republicans didn’t give a shit about regular people. People like David French were useful idiots and fronts pushing bs like “compassionate conservatism” so the real work of hurting people could be done. TFG finally ripped down the green curtain so we could see the hatred running the Republican party.

    I guess if it’s been your life to defend this crap it hurts to see it for what it really is. And I’m glad, I guess, that they’re realizing it now. But jeez, how in the world did it take so long? And, more importantly, what are people like David French going to do to make sure they don’t get duped and sucked in by bad people again. Ultimately this is on them for not seeing reality.

  40. 40.

    trollhattan

    January 26, 2024 at 4:01 pm

    @MomSense: ​
    Very cool, good for her!

  41. 41.

    Mart

    January 26, 2024 at 4:01 pm

    I don’t like the idea of Biden appointing his dad to run NASA.

  42. 42.

    frosty

    January 26, 2024 at 4:04 pm

    @Ken: Damn. I knew what it was but I teared up anyway.

  43. 43.

    trollhattan

    January 26, 2024 at 4:07 pm

    @Mart: Heh.

    TBF Grandpas for Space is a powerful lobby.

  44. 44.

    Jeffro

    January 26, 2024 at 4:10 pm

    I saw an article on it yesterday and was like, wow, we humans…sometimes we do some pretty cool stuff!

    Gives me hope.  =)

  45. 45.

    Miss Bianca

    January 26, 2024 at 4:13 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Just finished Fourth Wing, btw, and am on fire to read the sequel! Romantasy crack!

  46. 46.

    rikyrah

    January 26, 2024 at 4:15 pm

    My latest TikTok channels that I love and make me smile

    Postman Dan + Frannie the Dog

    Rylee Ranch : It’s videos of goats eating. The farmers bring different foods. The day they brought mushrooms and the goats didn’t eat anything and just looked up at the farmer…LMAO

     

    Blind Horse (Luna)  and her seeing eye donkey (Petey)

  47. 47.

    rikyrah

    January 26, 2024 at 4:18 pm

    EVERY ELECTION COUNTS.

    FeMaiden🧪🥽👩🏻‍🔬🥼 (@WithChem) posted at 8:19 PM on Wed, Jan 24, 2024:
    Dennis Watkins, the DA who attempted to prosecute Brittany Watts for having a miscarriage at home, is running for office again- unopposed.
    Just like he has for FOURTY YEARS. t.co/F2oQv4ygX8
    (x.com/WithChem/status/1750342525636739188?t=tU8M_80vx01HuPn7xaheMw&s=03)

  48. 48.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 26, 2024 at 4:18 pm

    @Miss Bianca: LOL. Good description.

  49. 49.

    Frank Wilhoit

    January 26, 2024 at 4:20 pm

    @Yarrow: ​
      Right, still waiting for anyone to admit that they were wrong in 1980. Until that happens, it’s all just posturing.

  50. 50.

    zhena gogolia

    January 26, 2024 at 4:26 pm

    I just read the most amazing obituary in the NYT, of David Mills, who developed the protocol for time-keeping on the internet. What a life.

  51. 51.

    Baud

    January 26, 2024 at 4:26 pm

    @Yarrow:

    It’s annoying, but as long as they don’t start preaching to us old hands, I can live with converts.

  52. 52.

    zhena gogolia

    January 26, 2024 at 4:28 pm

    @Baud: French has been pretty good on the op-ed page.

  53. 53.

    Baud

    January 26, 2024 at 4:31 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    That’s good to hear.

  54. 54.

    Miss Bianca

    January 26, 2024 at 4:33 pm

    @Ken: oh, no…I know the one you’re talking about, it made me cry!

  55. 55.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:35 pm

    Verdict in!

  56. 56.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:36 pm

    Verdict to be read at 4:35pm

  57. 57.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 4:36 pm

    (deleted as Quinerly was faster)

  58. 58.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:38 pm

    @sixthdoctor: I had just opened a bottle of Costco red wine.

  59. 59.

    TBone

    January 26, 2024 at 4:38 pm

    tRump Denouement Syndrome ACTIVATED

    $83.3 MILLION WORTH

    YESSSSSSS

  60. 60.

    TaMara

    January 26, 2024 at 4:38 pm

    @Martin: That does help…thinking of them as being the embodiment of the hopes, dreams, and accomplishments of all these folks justifies my emotional attachment.

  61. 61.

    TaMara

    January 26, 2024 at 4:41 pm

    83.3 million…excellent

  62. 62.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 4:42 pm

    @Quinerly: To quote Homer Simpson, “Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

  63. 63.

    Old School

    January 26, 2024 at 4:44 pm

    Compensatory:

    $7.3 Million for emotional harm

    $11 Million for reputation repair

    Punitive: $65 Million

  64. 64.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:44 pm

    $65 million in punitive

    $83.3 total.

  65. 65.

    Miss Bianca

    January 26, 2024 at 4:45 pm

    @TaMara: OMG…*that* was the damages.amount for the Carroll case?!

    Narrator voice: “There was a lot of ketchup on the wall that evening…”

  66. 66.

    Kristine

    January 26, 2024 at 4:45 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: @Alison Rose: A couple of days ago I saw a cartoon in which Ingenuity was talking to Perseverance. IIRC “I did good, didn’t I , Mom?”  “Yes, Ingenuity, you did good.”

    Can I find it now? No. Anyway. Sniffly.

  67. 67.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 4:46 pm

    @Quinerly: To quote Homer Simpson, “Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

    (sees figure of $83.3 million)

    Oh yeah, that’s worth a shot of the banana peanut butter whiskey that called to me from the liquor store today…

  68. 68.

    Yarrow

    January 26, 2024 at 4:46 pm

    @Baud:  I’m happy to have all converts. We need everyone we can get on our side. No issue there.

    David French has a history of preaching to Dems about everything they’re doing wrong. Even his wife is in on the game – she was Bristol Palin’s ghostwriter for her book. Maybe I’ve missed his soul searching articles about how he got sucked into the R cult and believed what they said and worked for them, all while other people around him saw it for what it was. And WHY that happened and HOW he’s going to avoid it happening in future.

    Regular people I give a pass to. People who are longtime rightwing pundits need to do better. Lead by example. Show how they got it wrong and how they’ll avoid falling for the same thing again.

  69. 69.

    prostratedragon

    January 26, 2024 at 4:47 pm

    @Alison Rose:  “Vee-ger!”

  70. 70.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    January 26, 2024 at 4:48 pm

    @Yarrow:

    People like David French were useful idiots and fronts pushing bs like “compassionate conservatism” so the real work of hurting people could be done…

    Exactly.  Fuck David French and the Jesus-riding dinosaur he road in on.

    He’s simply the latest example of what Driftglass aptly coined years ago, “Republican Detachment Disorder”.  Asshats like him were (and will be again) GOP water carriers.

    The Orange Fart Cloud came along and they likened it to some sudden appearance one day like a mushroom cloud over the offices of the RNC.  Clowns like French had no problem passively letting the likes of Malkin, O’Reilly, Beck, Hannity and the rest work long and hard on weaponizing the stupid and when it’s blown up in his face, oh, boo fucking hoo.

    Simply more pearl-clutching, no real introspection, no thoughtful critique of 40 years of Reaganomics and Bible-banging authoritarianism, combined with hundreds of thousands of hours of unbridled lunacy on the radio, then Faux “News” produced a GOP electorate with a hankering for opioids stronger than the cheap whiskey Joe McCarthy was pitching back in the 50s.

  71. 71.

    Kristine

    January 26, 2024 at 4:49 pm

    @Alison Rose: @Ken: A friend’s small press published an anthology a few years ago entitled “My Battery Is Low and It Is Getting Dark” which is about what you would imagine.

  72. 72.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:49 pm

    I had missed info on jury make up.

    2 women, 7 men??? Did I just hear that correctly?

  73. 73.

    Lapassionara

    January 26, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    83 million for E Jean Carroll

     

    eTA I see the news got here earlier. Thanks, all

  74. 74.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    @sixthdoctor:

    Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey? Tell me more…….I have an open mind.

  75. 75.

    Kristine

    January 26, 2024 at 4:53 pm

    @Martin: A few years ago, NOVA ran a series entitled The Planets during which a number of exploratory missions like Cassini were discussed and yes those folks get very emotional.

  76. 76.

    eclare

    January 26, 2024 at 4:54 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Postman Dan and Frannie are great, they always make me smile.

  77. 77.

    glc

    January 26, 2024 at 4:54 pm

    @Ken: Or this one.

  78. 78.

    Kay

    January 26, 2024 at 4:59 pm

    Ohio Supreme Court just announced an incentive program for lawyers to practice in rural (Trump) counties.

    Theyll pay student loans – fir some unknown reason no one wants to set up shop in the fascist counties :)

  79. 79.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 5:00 pm

    @Quinerly:

    Here it is.

    Not bad, not necessarily sure I’d buy it again. A friend got me into Skrewball peanut butter whiskey as a dessert drink and I think the flavor on that is better, but this is all right and does go down smooth while laughing at that diseased bloated crook’s judgement.

  80. 80.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 5:05 pm

    @sixthdoctor:

    Looks interesting. Not sure it’s for me. Which is stronger in taste….the banana or peanut butter? Really sweet???

    I’m a Power’s or Middleton’s chick….and they are several Ryes I like. Not a lot of experience with the flavored whiskeys. Don’t drink Vodka. Love the craft, small batch  Gins.

  81. 81.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 5:23 pm

    @Quinerly: It’s definitely much sweeter than the Screwball, but if I didn’t know the flavor I couldn’t guess it. I do taste the peanut butter but the “banana” just comes through in the sweetness.

    I’m a bourbon guy that usually sticks to Wild Turkey 101 or Bulleit, but I do have a sweet tooth and I really like peanut butter, so I prefer the Skrewball to this. Will still drink it, though.

    I have noticed that flavored whiskeys are more of a thing, I saw cookie dough flavored whiskey at the store today and am sure someone will buy it…

  82. 82.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 26, 2024 at 5:34 pm

    @TBone:

    tRump Denouement Syndrome ACTIVATED

    $83.3 MILLION WORTH

    YESSSSSSS

    Time to start fleecing the racist morons!

  83. 83.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 26, 2024 at 5:38 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: Rub it in their faces!  Their monster machine finally created a monster they couldn’t control.  (h/t driftglass). Boo fucking hoo, fuckfaces!

  84. 84.

    Quinerly

    January 26, 2024 at 5:52 pm

    @sixthdoctor: love Bulleit Rye. That’s what I use in my Sazeracs. And I use Pernod Anise instead of Absinthe.

  85. 85.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 26, 2024 at 5:53 pm

    @sixthdoctor: That sounds good.  I’ve had Skrewball, and it’s very peanut buttery, but good.

  86. 86.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 6:05 pm

    @Alison Rose: At least in college rankings, the people doing the rankings are looking into the details about each school. You can vote for a GRCA without having read all the books or even the book you voted for. And I realize there would be no feasible way to change that, but it still means the awards are pointless.

    No they’re not. Like, that’s not remotely how rankings works. I did the US News Rankings for my institution for 3 decades.

    For one, it’s all self-reported and there’s no auditing function except when the NYT busts you – which only happens if someone at another university sees you’re cheating and calls them.

    For another, it’s wildly arbitrary what is being reported, and none if is is particularly relevant to what people think is being ranked. Mainly, not one part of the ranking is related to what students learn, or whether or not their degree is predictive of their success in their field. Now, maybe you think our ability to deny admission to students is reflective of the quality of education we offer, but holy shit do those two things not interact in any possible way. What’s more, improving your quality of education is pretty fucking hard, but denying students is really goddamn easy. In fact, the easiest way to climb the rankings is to deny the most qualified students. See Goodharts law.

    Actually, rankings are one of the more culpable things to why higher education costs are out of step with inflation. It’s not the biggest driver of it, but because ranking have no directly relationship to education it incentivizes investments everywhere else – marketing, exclusivity, hiring for fundraising over education, etc. When I started doing it, it was a checkbox item for the institution – nobody really cared because we were so poorly ranked. When I retired, it dictated almost every aspect of the institution, and I was sufficiently critical to the task of doing it that I could no longer find opportunities to overcome its influence – my ability to fight it from within was pretty much lost once my Covid effort ended. And that ultimately led me to retire. We had become a top 10 institution, and in a number of rankings a #1. But I was pretty much the only one left fighting to keep it from completely consuming the integrity of the institution, and that just wasn’t sustainable.

  87. 87.

    Martin

    January 26, 2024 at 6:06 pm

    @Old School: That won’t be enough. Pretty sure we’re going to do another round of this.

  88. 88.

    sixthdoctor

    January 26, 2024 at 6:13 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: It’s not bad, but I wanted to like it more than I do. I prefer Skrewball.

  89. 89.

    jnfr

    January 26, 2024 at 6:20 pm

    I love all the Mars Rovers, they give joy to my life. But this little helicopter was something special. Otsukare, Ingenuity!

  90. 90.

    anitamargarita

    January 26, 2024 at 6:51 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: same, I think for me it’s also the realization of how much work by many people goes into those missions.

  91. 91.

    KSinMA

    January 26, 2024 at 7:40 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Congratulations!

  92. 92.

    KSinMA

    January 26, 2024 at 7:56 pm

    @MomSense: congrats to your friend’s daughter!

  93. 93.

    Manyakitty

    January 26, 2024 at 8:13 pm

    @Alison Rose: oh, I forgot all about that 🥹

  94. 94.

    Manyakitty

    January 26, 2024 at 8:15 pm

    @Martin: time well spent.

  95. 95.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 8:16 pm

    @Martin: Okay, well I’m just a dumbass who only went to JC, so pardon me for not knowing the details of the process.

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