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Schadenfreude Open Thread: What Is Best in Life?…

by Anne Laurie|  March 8, 20248:39 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Elections, Open Threads, President Biden, Proud To Be A Democrat!, Republicans in Disarray!

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The people are prosperous, the nation is strong. The Mandate of Heaven shall be extended four more years. https://t.co/FuzJFohXmN pic.twitter.com/72aJMG1J7e

— John Ridge ???? ???? (@John_A_Ridge) March 8, 2024

You can tell how well Biden did tonight by how annoyed Republicans on here are right now.

— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) March 8, 2024

… To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the over-dramatic baby-girl-voiced lamentation of their women…

NARRATOR: She’s not a housewife. She literally has the same job as you https://t.co/G81PtRAy04

— Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) (@speechboy71) March 8, 2024

Fox ratings usually tank when Biden's speaking but I guess viewers really bought into the Narrative about his acuity and didn't want to miss out on the drooling.

lmao https://t.co/njZRzDKvr5

— zeddy (@Zeddary) March 8, 2024


May 2020. Nobody learns. https://t.co/TYcAahFySb

— Yair Rosenberg (@Yair_Rosenberg) March 8, 2024

Translation: It was a phenomenal success. https://t.co/AKdwdJh6ks

— davidrlurie (@davidrlurie) March 8, 2024

Guy who wrote a book extolling the virtues of torture was offended by Biden's SOTU https://t.co/SnOo4Pj6CD

— Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) (@speechboy71) March 8, 2024

Can’t even articulate what they are pretending to be mad about because it’s so ridiculous. F for effort Marc https://t.co/sSryBXNYay

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) March 8, 2024

David Axelrod is also angry that Biden gave an excellent speech.

— davidrlurie (@davidrlurie) March 8, 2024

Vitriolic partisan campaign commentary from Biden that caused Johnson to shake his head and/or refuse to applaud-
– I will not bow to Putin
– January 6th was bad
– We should support America's veterans
– Lets cure cancer
– Literally quoting Ronald Reagan https://t.co/bgfdflVBAt

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) March 8, 2024

He really is a little pissant.

— Suburban Guerrilla ?? (@SusieMadrak) March 8, 2024

The thing is, Peter Baker and team simply can't or won't understand Biden's confrontational tone because they won't acknowledge that Trump is a uniquely fascist, existential threat https://t.co/vbPBfw1muo

— Marc Bodnick (@MarcBodnick) March 8, 2024

They found a Repub to defend poisoning kids with lead!

The nation’s most absurd attorney general (who was compelled to take remedial law classes by a judge who was fed up with his dangerous ignorance) thinks there’s an inviolable constitutional right for states to poison their residents https://t.co/flmDpIrHfU

— Rajan Narang (@rdnarang) March 8, 2024

whether it’s kids drinking from a fountain or cowering under their desks, kris kobach loves it when they get pumped full of lead https://t.co/PFOWq1Ujrh

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) March 8, 2024

cope and seethe https://t.co/mH1MNlIQL1

— Pat Dennis (@patdennis) March 8, 2024

The look on Brett Kavanaugh’s face when Biden said that last line straight at him … I will not soon forget https://t.co/rjuGUw42JQ

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) March 8, 2024

Republicans are now complaining that he has too much energy https://t.co/eWaDoaFcfz

— chekovian jubilee (@CollieYimby) March 8, 2024

I have never seen cope like this, they are so mad he didn’t dissolve behind the podium. https://t.co/SquvIdgE2a

— chekovian jubilee (@CollieYimby) March 8, 2024


‘White House Deputy Press Secretary’:

I love my life.

"Republicans Complain Joe Biden Had Too Much Energy at SOTU" https://t.co/xPqnfdjJi4

— Andrew Bates (@AndrewJBates46) March 8, 2024

Put some effort into it, pal. This is phoned in. https://t.co/Ju5Spzssuf

— Clean Observer (@Hammbear2024) March 9, 2024

Imagine spending 5 years as a republican strategist having your brain melted by "Biden is senile" talking points, and the guy just goes on TV. Your candidate is stealing your campaign funds, your memos don't make sense anymore, the sun is going down, and you're getting cold.

— Pat Dennis (@patdennis) March 8, 2024

Remember when you believed that guy who cut his own balls off saying the Clintons did it so you had him released from prison for raping a minor and then he raped and murdered two more women

— zeddy (@Zeddary) March 8, 2024

Please keep doing what you're doing https://t.co/jIx5efB1Mn

— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) March 8, 2024

After a well received State of the Union address, we learned the economy produced another 275,000 jobs, adding to a record during Biden’s first term. And to think, just days ago, he was supposedly dead in the water. Folks, there’s a long time to November. Ups and downs will come.

— @ijbailey (@ijbailey) March 8, 2024

Pretty soon Biden will have a consistent lead that he’ll keep & will grow right up to Election Day, when he will win by a larger margin than 2020.

By June we’ll be reading about unnamed Repubs who publicly support him privately saying that nominating Trump was electoral suicide https://t.co/4eMwGAuN72

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 8, 2024

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  1. 1.

    Miss Bianca

    March 8, 2024 at 8:44 pm

    … To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the over-dramatic baby-girl-voiced lamentation of their women…

    LOL – Oh, Anne Laurie, you are a treasure.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    March 8, 2024 at 8:47 pm

    David Axelrod is Obama’s James Carville.

  3. 3.

    Another Scott

    March 8, 2024 at 8:49 pm

    Fritschner’s followup on the Luntz thread:

    Aaron Fritschner
    @Fritschner
    12h

    He never did get around to sharing that focus group reaction he promised 👀

    [ image ]

    Mar 8, 2024 · 1:07 PM UTC

    Surprise, surprise, surprise!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  4. 4.

    Miss Bianca

    March 8, 2024 at 8:52 pm

    Sleepy Joe! Too Much Energy! Which is it, GOP??

  5. 5.

    H.E.Wolf

    March 8, 2024 at 8:53 pm

    David Axelrod is 69 years old. James Carville is 79.

    Unlike President Biden, they’re… past their sell date by a bit.

  6. 6.

    danielx

    March 8, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    Too much energy, eh? Too bad.

  7. 7.

    Mike in NC

    March 8, 2024 at 8:55 pm

    Good to see Dark Brandon fucking with the usual suspects.

  8. 8.

    Betty

    March 8, 2024 at 8:57 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Sorry to say, James Carville is still here sharing his wisdom.

  9. 9.

    Yutsano

    March 8, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    James Carville looks like the Cryptkeeper. Who listens to him again?

  10. 10.

    Sid

    March 8, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    It’s a variation on ‘Joe Biden has dementia’/’Joe Biden is the mastermind of a criminal organization that’s spanned decades on multiple continents’.

  11. 11.

    zhena gogolia

    March 8, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Hahaha, thanks for highlighting that, I missed it the first time!

  12. 12.

    H.E.Wolf

    March 8, 2024 at 9:04 pm

    @Betty: Oh, absolutely, Mr. Carville is still alive and all. Just… past his sell date. Like a carton of milk that’s gone off. :)

  13. 13.

    Jackie

    March 8, 2024 at 9:05 pm

    5.63 MILLION FAUX VIEWERS!!!

    Let that sink in. How can their commentators spin their usual lies when their viewers know what they saw and heard for theirselves?!?

    I know Hannity et al will try…

  14. 14.

    H.E.Wolf

    March 8, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    … and now I feel compelled to check if there’s milk in our fridge that should be dumped. ‘Night, everyone! Joseph Robinette has it covered.

  15. 15.

    MagdaInBlack

    March 8, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    @Miss Bianca: trump suggested, in a truth social post, that Biden was drugged up to do this. And who would know better about being drugged up than trump? Every accusation etc.

  16. 16.

    Percysowner

    March 8, 2024 at 9:14 pm

    Now, now, before we get happy, Aaron Blake from WaPo wants a word Early polling of Biden’s State of the Union doesn’t quite match the hype

  17. 17.

    Scout211

    March 8, 2024 at 9:17 pm

    Hakeem Jeffries is a really effective communicator.

    Jeffries also pointed out the surprise appearance of former Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) on the floor during Biden’s speech. The Long Island Republican was expelled from Congress in December — and faces almost two dozen criminal charges— over a long series of ethics and campaign finance allegations, but he announced Thursday night that he intends to run for reelection in another district held by GOP Rep. Nick LaLota (N.Y.).

    Given those breaches of decorum and House rules, Jeffries said, Republicans have no standing to chide others about flouting etiquette.

    “That was an embarrassment last night. A complete embarrassment,” Jeffries said Friday morning during a press briefing in the Capitol.

    “Marjorie Taylor Greene, who’s basically running the Republican conference, shows up in campaign paraphernalia, and then these people want to lecture Joe Biden because he delivered a strong and forceful speech that made them uncomfortable because he exposed their lies and shamelessness?” Jeffries continued.

    “We have one message for extreme MAGA Republicans who want to lecture us about decorum: Get lost; you’re a joke. Exhibit A: Marjorie Taylor Greene. Exhibit B: George Santos.” 

  18. 18.

    Jackie

    March 8, 2024 at 9:18 pm

    This is scary! I want to know who his target was!

    A team of United States Capitol Police (USCP) officers quickly arrested a man with a hammer who was trying to get into the U.S. Capitol.

    At approximately 3:40 p.m., a man was being screened at the Capitol Visitor Center. As the man’s backpack went through the x-ray machine, a USCP officer noticed that a hammer was inside of the man’s bag. When the officer attempted secondary screening to look inside of the bag, the suspect attempted to grab the bag and became combative.

    Several officers immediately intervened to stop the suspect. A struggle ensued. USCP officers deployed a Taser to stop the individual and take him into custody. A hammer was found inside the bag.

    “These officers did what they were trained to do and stopped this man from getting into the U.S. Capitol,” said USCP Captain Andrew Pecher. “Great work from the officer who spotted the hammer, to the officers who quickly took the suspect into custody.”

    The suspect has been identified as 33 year old Christopher Snow of Canton, Ohio. Investigators are working to determine why he came to the Capitol with a hammer. He is being charged with Assault on a Police Officer.

    https://www.uscp.gov/media-center/press-releases/uscp-officers-stop-man-hammer-during-capitol-screening

  19. 19.

    Baud

    March 8, 2024 at 9:20 pm

    @Percysowner:

    I don’t care. My people are happy.

  20. 20.

    SpaceUnit

    March 8, 2024 at 9:20 pm

    @Percysowner:

    That’s too funny.  We’re about to be subjected to a huge flurry of polls telling us that Americans weren’t impressed by the SOTU, especially that part about taxing corporations and rich people.  Christ.

  21. 21.

    Geminid

    March 8, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Now it’s Sleepy Joe versus Creepy Shmoe!

  22. 22.

    Miss Bianca

    March 8, 2024 at 9:24 pm

    @Scout211: You know, I got to say that I am liking this new energy from the Democrats. Why *not* call a spade a bloody shovel?

    Why, Hakeem Jeffries sounds downright…FEISTY!!

    @Geminid: LOL!!

  23. 23.

    bbleh

    March 8, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    Interesting how Joe confounding the Settled Narratives of both the MAGAts and the media (which are different, but more in degree than in substance) is leading to the same kind of defensive confusion and backpedaling and self-justification by both of them.

    On the one hand, go Joe!  On the other, they really were hoist by their own petards, as they say.  Maybe they shouldn’t have painted him as quite the drooling incompetent headed for an inevitable electoral loss.

    But on the third, let us not be distracted.  Donate, volunteer, organize, dammit!  WIN the election, and others along with it.  The Orcs aren’t gonna stop, so we can’t either.

  24. 24.

    counterfactual

    March 8, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    @Percysowner: Early polls on SOTU or presidential debates are usually crap. The public consensus doesn’t click until the next day or so.

  25. 25.

    Jeffro

    March 8, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    @Jackie:

    5.63 MILLION FAUX VIEWERS!!!

    Let that sink in. How can their commentators spin their usual lies when their viewers know what they saw and heard for theirselves?!?

    The commentators will spin (“angry!” “amped up on something!!”) and memories will fade, but still…if even 10% of those hard-core Faux News viewers start to see the light, that’d be quite something.

    I’m not holding my breath, mind you, but it’d be something!  =)

  26. 26.

    Jeffro

    March 8, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    @Scout211: Froette and I were absolutely besides ourselves earlier today watching clips of Jeffries laying into the Repubs.  He’s just awesome!

  27. 27.

    jimmiraybob

    March 8, 2024 at 9:36 pm

    “Joe Biden ran and won on a promise of unity and normalcy. Tonight he …….”

    Bullies hate it when you punch back.

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    March 8, 2024 at 9:40 pm

    @Jackie

    Includes the audience which reached the conclusion it was a throng of innocent tourists leisurely strolling through the Capitol on January 6th.
    //

  29. 29.

    Brachiator

    March 8, 2024 at 9:43 pm

    You can tell how well Biden did tonight by how annoyed Republicans on here are right now.

    I am really enjoying this interlude of Republican strife and confusion.

  30. 30.

    danielx

    March 8, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    @jimmiraybob: ​
     

    “Joe Biden ran and won on a promise of unity and normalcy. Tonight he …….”

    …and then he discovered it was a waste of time and energy.

  31. 31.

    Miss Bianca

    March 8, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @Brachiator: “Oh my gosh, those uncivil libtards TRIGGERING us!”

    Cry harder, Trumper trash. I’m sure Senator Britt can give you some pointers.

  32. 32.

    Geminid

    March 8, 2024 at 9:48 pm

    @Brachiator: Republicans were glad to have a day when they could all hate on Biden. They spend most their other days hating on each other.

  33. 33.

    Brachiator

    March 8, 2024 at 9:51 pm

    @Percysowner:

    Now, now, before we get happy, Aaron Blake from WaPo wants a word:
    Early polling of Biden’s State of the Union doesn’t quite match the hype

    I watched the speech with my own eyes and was impressed. “Hype” doesn’t apply, but I know that some political hacks have to create their narrative.

  34. 34.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    March 8, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    There were numerous comments last night on the conservative side that Biden was on something, with one speculation being a wireless controlled IV feed of Good Shit…lol! Hannity even went there on his show.

    This is in line with the “Biden crime family” shit. There is a real Trump crime family and he knows it. Republicans keep saying “Biden crime family” to lessen the impact when the press gets around to telling everyone that Trump and crime are a family thing.

    Same with the drugs. In this case Dr. Ronnie Feelgood Jackson ran the White House pharmacy as his personal dispensary. His mismanagement led to him being demoted from Rear Admiral to Captain, as was recently disclosed. Thus the attacking Biden on drug use.

    They are poisoning the waters to try and prevent people from saying exactly that about them.

  35. 35.

    cain

    March 8, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    @Jackie:

    Those assholes were all set for some feeble thing with slurring and mistakes but instead they got something else and an equally shitty SOTU response that probably filled viewers with a bunch of wtfs.

  36. 36.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    March 8, 2024 at 10:09 pm

    “Joe Biden ran and won on a promise of unity and normalcy. Tonight he set fire to the huge pile of olive branches that we have repeatedly knocked out of his hand for the last three years.”

    I like this version moar better…

  37. 37.

    cain

    March 8, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @NotMax: smearing feces on the walls, grabbing souvenirs from the speakers desk and urinating on random things like how all tourists are when they visit. Just random wholesome stuff.

  38. 38.

    Lyrebird

    March 8, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @bbleh: ​
     

    But on the third, let us not be distracted. Donate, volunteer, organize, dammit! WIN the election, and others along with it.

    Yes, I agree with you in principle. But after how many weeks of disinformation crap and people pushed from the left as well as the right to apologize if they’re backing the Biden-Harris ticket… let’s put on our dancing shoes for a night or two.

    JRB schooled them with facts, with quotes from their own rulings… inspired us with solid accomplishments and brave vision for the future.

    Is he Superman? No of course not! Can we get complacent? Of course not. But that was a dam fine speech, in part because Biden is a dam fine president.

  39. 39.

    cain

    March 8, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @Odie Hugh Manatee: I love how they keep knocking us on shit like this. They never reach out to the other side. But it is only important for Dems to do it.

  40. 40.

    RevRick

    March 8, 2024 at 10:15 pm

    @jimmiraybob: I responded to all the whiny GOP tweets asking them to identify on the doll where President Biden kicked them in the family jewels.

  41. 41.

    Hoppie

    March 8, 2024 at 10:17 pm

    @Jackie: And they will mostly succeed, the will to be misinformed is strong, but every doubter we peal off we get closer to victory.  Joe and his team know this and are playing a longish — ie 8 month — game.

  42. 42.

    Hoppie

    March 8, 2024 at 10:24 pm

    @Hoppie: peel, sheesh, sorry.

  43. 43.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 8, 2024 at 10:30 pm

    President Biden: I was watching a Fox News commentator saying, ‘you know, Biden is changing from trickle down economics to build from the middle out and bottom up, it’s going to ruin America.’ Ruin America? We have the strongest economy in the world right now!

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    March 8, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    TBF I am “pretty vitriolic: most days. How I roll.

    Lord Dark Brandon, rain your feckless, senior, incompetent fiery rage upon the pates of the enemies of our precious republic.

  45. 45.

    Miss Bianca

    March 8, 2024 at 10:51 pm

    @Odie Hugh Manatee: me too!

  46. 46.

    stinger

    March 8, 2024 at 11:03 pm

    Early polling — heck, late polling — means diddlysquat. The Biden-Harris campaign experienced its biggest single hour of fundraising during the first hour of the SOTU broadcast. Then broke that record during the second hour. Then broke THAT record in the next hour.

    I don’t know who’s being polled, but clearly not the millions of individuals who are donating enthusiastically to the campaign.

  47. 47.

    RepubAnon

    March 8, 2024 at 11:10 pm

    @Miss Bianca:  Cohen the Barbarian said it best:

  48. 48.

    moonbat

    March 8, 2024 at 11:11 pm

    @Baud: Yeah, what happened to him? Did he decide the only way to stay relevant was dump on the Dems? He’s so lame now.

    P.S. I no longer accept James Carville’s emails either.

  49. 49.

    Jackie

    March 8, 2024 at 11:14 pm

    @cain: I’m all for that reaction! If Faux’s audience tunes in to more Joe speeches out of curiosity to see if his SOTU speech was a one-off, all the better!

  50. 50.

    Jackie

    March 8, 2024 at 11:20 pm

    @stinger: Speaking of polls, Rasmussen has finally been kicked to the curb. It’s more than about time!

    The poll aggregation and evaluation site 538, part of ABC News, dropped the right-wing polling firm Rasmussen Reports from inclusion in its polling averages and forecasts,” the Washington Post reports.

  51. 51.

    sdhays

    March 8, 2024 at 11:22 pm

    Trump is either going to put up another ~$400 billion bond to the State of New York this month or declare bankruptcy (or have New York State start seizing Trump Organization assets). The RNC is broke, and no one wants to donate because the money will just go to pay Trump’s various fees and expenses. His campaign also doesn’t have much money and also has a donor problem. He’s selling shitty, ugly shoes to scrounge a bit of cash. And he has the election fraud trial coming up, which is also not a federal trial and not subject to Supreme Court shenanigans.

    Oh, and he’s suffering from increasing cognitive decline.

    How soon will Republicans have buyer’s remorse? (And I do mean “buyer’s” since so many of them have lit money on fire for him.) Before the convention? Before November? Or after the election?

  52. 52.

    Gwangung

    March 8, 2024 at 11:37 pm

    @Brachiator: They call that gaslighting where I’m from.

  53. 53.

    Hoppie

    March 8, 2024 at 11:41 pm

    @sdhays: After the November elections, please FSM and Coyote.  Pretty please?

  54. 54.

    stinger

    March 9, 2024 at 12:06 am

    @Jackie: Excellent news.

  55. 55.

    hitchhiker

    March 9, 2024 at 12:14 am

    Axelrod loathed the Clintons, and I don’t think he ever recovered from seeing his hero make HRC the Sec of State. While she was running against trump, old Axe did everything he could to remind every audience whose attention he enjoyed that she was Not Worthy. I don’t know what she ever did to him, but he hates her. I wonder if Obama could prevail upon him to dial back his Biden hate for the next eight months.

    I think the billions of pixels spilled on the subject of Biden’s age might just work to his advantage from here on out. He’s clearly fine. Old as fuck, but fine and more than capable of presenting himself as a warm and decent human being who has nothing but contempt for the thug he’s running against. After that show of force last night, he went to PA and gave another speech today.

    I read that the Rs chose last night for the SOTU. They probably thought they’d wrap up the nomination on Super Tuesday, bask in the press from that for a day, and then get to watch Biden be slow and incoherent on Thursday. Instead they had to sit there in silence while he handed them their asses.

    Keep doing whatever it is you’re doing, Rs. We can work with this.

  56. 56.

    Miss Bianca

    March 9, 2024 at 12:17 am

    @sdhays: All of this just fills me with a cold hard glee. Wait – AM I THE BADDIE? 

  57. 57.

    Citizen Alan

    March 9, 2024 at 12:31 am

    @jimmiraybob:

    “Joe Biden ran and won on a promise of unity and normalcy.”

    The only proper response to that is to say “Yeah, and he won! And then Trump sent people to storm the Capitol and overturn the election! You traitorous fuck!”

  58. 58.

    billcinsd

    March 9, 2024 at 1:37 am

    Did Ben Domenech plagiarize his response from Steven Miller?

  59. 59.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 9, 2024 at 3:34 am

    @RevRick: ​
     

    I responded to all the whiny GOP tweets asking them to identify on the doll where President Biden kicked them in the family jewels.

    Nah, Biden doesn’t need to fight dirty. He punched ’em in the gut, then punched ’em in the face, then a hard one to the chin, and they’re trying to crawl off the floor after the ref’s eight-count.

  60. 60.

    Denali5

    March 9, 2024 at 9:55 am

    So great to hear my President make a great speech!

  61. 61.

    Lauryn11

    March 9, 2024 at 1:52 pm

    Speaking of the Mandate of Heaven I first read that as “the people are preposterous.” Well, they are, but it’s like not being able to pick your own parents.

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