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The Change That Cole Mentioned Last Night

by WaterGirl|  July 26, 20242:20 pm| 310 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads

For 20+ years, Balloon Juice has had an open door policy.  It’s been a place where you can disagree and fight and get over it.  Even when John was still a Republican he asked Tim, who had entirely different political views, to be a front-pager.  Think about that.  The first person Cole invited to be a front-pager held opposite political views.  That’s who John is.  (Tim F, I still hope that you’ll have time for writing here again.)

Balloon Juice will still be that place.  The place where we can agree, or not.  To fight and get over it.  Or not.  Maybe even learn something, and certainly have some fun.  Not to worry, I’m pretty sure you’ll still be able to tell people to fuck off, when needed.  Cole certainly will.

We don’t have to be nice, but we can’t be evil.

Background

After a particularly hot-button banning a few years ago, we laid out a very specific process for banning so we would never have to go through something like that again.  I thought the blog might come apart at the seams, and there are still some hard feelings.

No one was supposed to get banned out of the blue.  You got a 3-day timeout, then if you stepped over the line again, you got a one-week timeout.  After you served your time, if you did it again, you got a one-month timeout.  If you did it again, you were gone.  When we followed the policy, no one got banned out of the blue, without understanding why.

To continue the same behavior after multiple, escalating timeouts?  I think those folks are making an active choice to ultimately be banned, and they want to cause as much trouble as they can on the way out.  Those are the people who will be affected by the new commenting policy, because we will go from 0 to 60 if you are one of those people.

That comment policy served us well. We’re not throwing it out.  But now it’s time to refine it.

Right now, we are in an time where the ugliness is at a fever pitch, and we don’t want to go through another 3 weeks like the last ones.  That would have been rough anyway, but those weeks were made even tougher by the shit stirrers.  (Congratulations, you pulled it off once, not sorry that you won’t be able to do it again.)

It’s totally obvious to everyone of good intent that we don’t have time to waste another three weeks fighting with one another.  Right?

There will be gray areas, which is the one thing that is less desirable about this new policy.  Before, when the policy was followed, it was cut and dried.  Now it’s not.   But in the age of ugliness, where the other side is in the last throes of fighting for their supremacy, it seems necessary.

Several people reported Wil last night.

Was Wil obnoxious last night?  Yes, yes he was.  I think even he would admit that.  Repetitive?   Yes.  Is it annoying when Wil says I told you so  over and over again?  Yes.  Is that ban-able?  No.

So Wil got his childish and annoying na-na-na-na-na I told you so one-night whirlwind tour, and we’ll see where he goes from here.  I don’t know whether Wil is a long-term commenter who went over the edge during the will he or won’t he discussion, or if he truly has bad intentions.  The good news is that it’s up to Wil.  If he’s a good guy who, let’s say, wasn’t this best self during this period, let’s show him some grace.  If he keeps it up, going from thread to thread to thread, saying the same thing, trying to stir up shit?  Yeah, I think that would get him some serious banning consideration.

In Summary

Balloon Juice will still be a place where people can disagree and where we’re very open to new people.  John wants new people to be part of Balloon Juice; I do, too.  Guessing that most of us do?  But we’re no longer open for business to people who are of ill intent.  Not that we ever were before, but our process allowed some of those people to do damage on the way out, as we worked through the steps.

It’s when your goal is to derail a thread – or even if your actions are repeatedly derailing threads, regardless of what your intentions are – that you will be up for serious banning consideration.

It’s when your goal is to be hurtful – that’s when you will be up for serious banning consideration.

If your aim – or the repeated result of your comments – is to disrupt, you’re not going to get the 4-strikes process that will remain in place for everyone else.

We haven’t worked out the details of the process with the front-pagers yet, but here are some of my thoughts.

Maybe this will help clarify?

  • Front-pagers will only be able to nominate someone for banning.
  • Only John can make the final decision to ban a person.
  • Being an arrogant, “I told you so” asshole is not ban-able.
  • Vehemently disagreeing is not ban-able.
  • Having an opinion that is different from most everyone else is not ban-able.
  • Having an opinion that is not just different but is the exact opposite from most everyone else is not ban-able.
  • Holding an opinion that is unpopular is not ban-able.
  • Being regularly annoying is not ban-able.
  • Using too many emojis is annoying to a lot of people, and I get complains about it all the time, but that is not ban-able.
  • If you state that charters schools are great and that Arne Duncan was the greatest cabinet member of all time, you are dead wrong, but that is not ban-able.

What will be ban-able?

  • When you charge in to stir up shit, and you don’t offer anything else, that is ban-able.
  • When every thread you comment in becomes all about you and not about the topic at hand, that is ban-able.
  • Spreading disinformation.  Not mistakenly being wrong about something, but spreading disinformation.  That is ban-able.
  • Saying all Jews must die.  Saying that all the Russian people should be nuked.  Equating Palestinian citizens and Hamas.    Saying someone should be shot in the head.  Just a few examples of what is ban-able.
  • When every thread you comment in turns to shit.  That is ban-able.
  • When you bring up how great charter schools are in every thread and turn every thread into a charter schools thread.  That is ban-able.

You are all welcome to share your thoughts on the new policy we’re developing, and talk about where you think the lines and edges should be.   I can’t speak for anyone else, but personally, I would like to hear your thoughts.

But I will quote an old boss of mine who said he always wanted our input, and he would take our input under consideration. but this wasn’t a democracy and we didn’t get to vote.

 

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Olympics Thread

by @heymistermix.com|  July 26, 20241:37 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

There was a request for this, so here you go:

Guardian live blog

Reuters video feed on YouTube

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Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said…

by @heymistermix.com|  July 26, 202411:42 am| 242 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Unearthed audio: JD Vance calls for a “federal response” to block women in red states from traveling to another state to get an abortion pic.twitter.com/t9YAbFuoPc

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) July 26, 2024

Man, this fucker is just a gold mine, and by “gold” I mean “shit”. If you can’t watch the video, it’s basically Vance responding to a hypothetical about George Soros sending 747’s to Columbus to pick up “predominantly black” women for abortions. He said then that he’s open to “some kind of federal response”. Now, he knows how Joan of Arc felt.

I don’t know whether JD being roasted every day on social media is going to make a difference in November, but it sure can’t hurt.

Speaking of gold, this ad popped up in Xitter underneath the tweet above.  The website for this looks legit, who knows? I’m not advocating clicking on that link, btw.

Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said...

Speaking of the failing owner of that failed site, Elon’s trans daughter Vivian has spoken out about what a piece of shit he is.

This post is all over the place, but they can’t all be bangers, people.

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Open Thread: Update – Trump Now Says He Will *Not* Debate Harris

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20249:35 am| 292 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

VP: Trump agreed upon September 10 debate. It now appears he is backpedaling, but I'm ready and I think the voters deserve to see this split screen that exists in this race on a debate stage. And so I'm ready, let's go. pic.twitter.com/ys43ssm748

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 25, 2024

As I said yesterday, Trump’s handlers have no intention of letting him debate Kamala Harris. Guess they finally got him to sit down and watch some of the WTF?!? reactions to His Lardship’s bigly RNC acceptance speech. And maybe pointed out that if he tries ‘looming over’ Harris the way he did Hillary Clinton, the nasty Black woman would most likely kick him in the groin with her very pointy shoes. And then laugh. Cackle!

oh they're desperate if they're dragging out "Barack Hussein Obama" https://t.co/yhIFmxxzSu

— knife-wielding hemophiliac (@NickTagliaferro) July 26, 2024

Trump came to Kamala in tears and said, “Sir, I’m too afraid to debate.”

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 25, 2024

You can feel the desperation pouring off this tweet https://t.co/jEezdYTQ3p

— chekovian jubilee (@CollieYimby) July 26, 2024

One of the things I love about this matchup is that Trump, though an idiot, does know optics. And he groks the optics of a gorgeous black woman with a tidal wave of support growing behind her, ESPECIALLY compared to him. He knows. God, I love that stress for him. ??

— Anna Maltese ???? ?? ???? (@MalteseAnna) July 25, 2024

What happened to “any time, any place”? https://t.co/HlR6UmlZxx

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 26, 2024

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TGIFriday Morning Open Thread: What A Week!

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20247:43 am| 269 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Vice-President Harris

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States. pic.twitter.com/6qAM32btjj

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 25, 2024

So is Ketanji Brown Jackson swearing in Kamala Devi Harris on Martin Luther King Junior Day January 20, 2025 as the First Female President of these United States of America? Is that what the universe is lining up? If so, I’m here for it!!!

— Moneybag Mo???? (@Morneque) July 24, 2024

Harris refashions campaign in her own image as she prepares for historic clash with Trump https://t.co/bGmwI5hmop

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 25, 2024

Our Very Serious Major Media has to accept the change, but they haven’t yet decided to like it…

… In only a few days since taking over the campaign, Harris has put her distinctive stamp on the election operation. She’s raising excitement and drawing an outpouring of donations from Democrats who had feared they were sliding toward disaster with Biden at the top of the ticket.

Now, her challenge will be transforming that enthusiasm into a durable movement at hyperspeed. She still has to make hard choices about how to maximize her time on the trail, choose a running mate and develop a policy platform independent of Biden, while her opponents are eager to define her as unfit for the White House.

“This is the easiest week of the campaign for Harris,” warns Alex Conant, a Republican strategist. “It will not get better.”

Harris insists she’s ready.

On Thursday in Houston, she told Republicans to “bring it on” in “a fight for our most fundamental freedoms.”

As she hits the road, Harris’ most dependable applause line has been “we’re not going back.” She might be referring to Republican candidate Donald Trump, but it doubles as a pitch for the generational change that she’s offering….

I just signed my official delegate pledge form supporting the candidacy of @KamalaHarris.
Im so emotional behind that one small act. Feeling my ancestors, the oldest born enslaved in 1789, & my 8 year old niece watching over my shoulder as I signed. #LetsGo @TheDemocrats

— Leah D. Daughtry (@LeahDaughtry) July 25, 2024

Consumer note: Kamala Harris merch is all over Etsy, of course, and I’m pleased to report there are multiple versions of tshirts with the Fairey-style HOPE – HEAL – GROW triptych. Found me one that I’m looking forward to wearing, plus another with a nice subtle MEOWMALA line drawing. (I’m also looking at official merch, but none of what I’m interested in will be available much before the convention.)
 

the Win With Black Women Zoom fundraiser that inspired this brought in over $1 million, as did a subsequent Win With Black Men Zoom fundraiser. the white women for Kamala call crushed that impossibly high benchmark in 30 minutes and also may have broken Zoom itself https://t.co/mxdhVriYHB

— knife-wielding hemophiliac (@NickTagliaferro) July 26, 2024

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On The Road – JanieM – Come to Maine

by WaterGirl|  July 26, 20245:00 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

JanieM

Steve from Mendocino has pointed out that commercial photographs always have a goal, a “market.” Being a late arrival to photography, I haven’t thought much about which branch I might have ended up in if I had started sooner, but the bulk of my photos have been personal takes on beloved landscapes. In my quest to improve, I’m trying to learn to take pics that have a “purpose” beyond making nice images for my friends and family.

This set is meant to be a sort of tourist brochure – a look at some of my favorite places in central and coastal Maine.

Thanks as always to Steve for editing, feedback, and conversation.

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On The Road - JanieM - Come to Maine 9
Lewiston

Old mill towns in a new era, Lewiston and Auburn (locally dubbed L-A) face each other across the mighty Androscoggin. This picture was taken from the Auburn side of the river, looking toward Lewiston.

When I started to put this post together, I was surprised at how much I wanted to say about Lewiston, much more than I could fit into a picture blurb at OTR.

There’s the history of old mill towns, and in typical American fashion the shifting places and ultimate mixing of different ethnicities—the Irish, the Franco-Americans (French-Canadian more than French), and more recently the arrival of several thousand Somali immigrants, who have enlivened the place literally as well as figuratively.

I spent a fair amount of time in L-A in the 1990s and aughts, when one of my kids played basketball in Auburn and another went to college in Lewiston. Thus, while it’s not my home town, it’s familiar territory. These days I pass through for picture-taking now and then, taking advantage of the beautiful walking paths that run along both sides of the river.

In honor of the victims, I will make brief mention of the mass shooting in Lewiston last October. I wrote about it at the time, trying to express some of the horror of an event like that happening in a familiar place. The long aftermath of recovery and investigation is still ongoing.

Bigger version here.

Late Night Open Thread: Somewhere, LBJ Is Laughing

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20243:21 am| 129 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery

Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?

— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 25, 2024

Is JD Vance a good pick for Donald Trump's running mate?

It depends on how the question is couched.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) July 25, 2024

The tactic is now such a GOP staple that its origins have probably been forgotten, but here’s how Hunter S. Thompson described it in Fear & Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72:

“This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson’s early campaigns in Texas.

“The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumour campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows.

“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-f****r,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”

“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofab****h deny it.”

Thing is, the rumor only takes flight when its target seems like a plausible pig (or couch) fvcker..

Imagine being in the Trump campaign rn. Like a week ago your guy survived an assassination attempt and was favoured to win Michigan. Now you’re polling neck and neck nationally and the biggest buzz out of your campaign is how your VP candidate likes to rawdog furniture

— Mr Beast’s ‘Beast Primary’ (ft. Zendaya) (@canderaid) July 25, 2024

Kinda respect how little right-wing backlash there has been to the “Vance fucked a couch” meme. Normally, they’d get all up in arms about such a thing, but in this case there’s sort of a tacit “yeah, that sounds like something he’d do.” Points for intellectual honesty.

— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) July 25, 2024

The best part of the JD Vance couch rumor is that it proves that while millions of people bought Hillbilly Elegy, very few could actually get through it

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) July 24, 2024

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