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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2010 / Now This Is How Its Done

Now This Is How Its Done

by Tom Levenson|  October 28, 201010:21 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Election 2010, Humorous, General Stupidity, I Can't Believe We're Losing to These People

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So, you going to send an Imperial Storm Trooper to the Senate?*

Which is to say that W. VA Gov. Joe Manchin’s web ads kick ass:

More here.  Fun.

*(Ahhh, Godwin…just can’t quit you, can I.  I mean really. We know who Palpatine was, don’t we.  And we know who the Sturmabteilungen were, right)

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  1. 1.

    Tom Levenson

    October 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    OK. This is annoying. I do what I do over at Inverse Square to hang a Youtube video up there, and it doesn’t work.

    So, anyone. What did I do wrong. Am I just a bad person?

  2. 2.

    Chris G.

    October 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    I may be developing an entirely heterosexual man-crush on Joe Manchin.

  3. 3.

    MeDrewNotYou

    October 28, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Awesome ad! I just hope the 1000 lasers aren’t manned by actual Imperial stormtroopers, or we’re totally fucked when the missiles come flying. “Only stormtroopers are so precise” my ass.

  4. 4.

    MeDrewNotYou

    October 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    @Tom Levenson: The Internet always works perfectly, so I’m assuming you’re a bad person. Why not a post about when you stopped beating your wife? ;)

  5. 5.

    gbear

    October 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Those ads were fun.

    I bet they even got permission to use the images (unlike the republicans who always appropriate songs and then get slapped by the artists).

  6. 6.

    freelancer

    October 28, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    Ask Cole, I know that with WP, when I embed a youtube at my site it’s just

    [youtube=YOUTUBE URL PASTED HERE]

    into the html field on the dashboard.

    Beyond that, you got me.

  7. 7.

    Comrade Mary

    October 28, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    OK, that whole set of ads was awesome.

  8. 8.

    Tom Levenson

    October 28, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    @freelancer: That’s what I thought I did. There is something funky in the url…and I’m too into watching my Giants to dig into it.

    So yup, I’m a bad person.

  9. 9.

    freelancer

    October 28, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    @Tom Levenson:

    You know who else was a bad person…

  10. 10.

    Mark S.

    October 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    Jeez, how many walks this inning?

  11. 11.

    Martin

    October 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    @Tom Levenson: Sacrifice a chicken. Failing that, just say FYWP and be done with it.

  12. 12.

    Tom Levenson

    October 28, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    @Martin: FYWP

  13. 13.

    Comrade Mary

    October 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Just keep fucking that WordPress, Tom.

  14. 14.

    Uloborus

    October 28, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    That was the greatest campaign ad in the history of campaign ads.

  15. 15.

    John - A Motley Moose

    October 28, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    The rifle is over the top. We complain when the goppers even mention the 2nd Amendment, yet here’s a Dem with a real rifle shooting his opponent out of the sky. I predict a real uproar on right-wing blog and media. Then, the left will pick it up too.

    Other than that, I loved all 3 ads.

  16. 16.

    Cris

    October 28, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    And we know who the Sturmabteilungen were, right

    I’m kind of proud that my four-year-old thinks the word “stormtrooper” refers to brown shirts, not white armor.

  17. 17.

    asiangrrlMN

    October 28, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Eh. I don’t like ’em. There. I have officially crossed over into grumpy curmudgeon territory.

  18. 18.

    morzer

    October 29, 2010 at 12:03 am

    Raese bears an alarming resemblance to Songbird John McCain, right down to the total ignorance of military and strategic reality.

  19. 19.

    p mac

    October 29, 2010 at 12:18 am

    OK, that is some seriously funny shit.
    Why are they web ads? They should be playing at least the first one on TV. (Comedy Central would show them for free.)

  20. 20.

    morzer

    October 29, 2010 at 12:24 am

    @p mac:

    They probably calculate that someone will show them on TV because they are funny and fairly cutting, which means they can save some money and get people to see them anyway.

  21. 21.

    Angry Black Lady

    October 29, 2010 at 1:21 am

    @Tom Levenson: i’m having the same problem! (among others.)

    this ad is hilarious, btw.

  22. 22.

    Angry Black Lady

    October 29, 2010 at 1:22 am

    @freelancer: barack obama?

  23. 23.

    Jude

    October 29, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Technically, the stormtroopers were a German innovation from the first world war.

    So you’re Godwin-free on this one.

  24. 24.

    matoko_chan

    October 29, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    hey science-guy……do you take requests?
    the Liberal Gene.
    heres discover if you like it pre-masticated instead of raw.
    i think the implications for SNT (social network theory) and SBH (social brain hypothesis) are fascinating.
    :)

    warning– hyar thar be bioluddites.

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