There was a discussion in the comments on my post on the Alabama IVF debacle about which forms of contraception would be allowed by our new Jesuitical overlords. Let me cut to the chase on this one: the answer is none, not a single one.
Anyone who grew up Catholic could give you that answer in a second, because that’s what we were taught through incessant repetition. Only the “rhythm method” or “natural family planning” or whatever they’re calling it nowadays is allowed. Everything else — and I mean every. fucking. thing. — is not allowed. There’s no discussion of whether condoms or diaphragms are allowed — they aren’t. Sterilization is out of the question (even today at Catholic hospitals, a woman can’t get her tubes tied during a C-section or right after delivery). Of course, the pill and IUDs are already considered abortifacients by these goddam assholes, so they’re right out. Pulling out is probably OK but you sure better not tell your priest about it.
This is where we’re heading with the current Republican party, no matter how hard they’re running away from it today. Every sperm is sacred. They have justices quoting scripture in the state supreme courts, and at least a couple nutcase Catholics on the US Supreme Court, and they all will come up with some reason that every form of birth control is illegal, unless we stop them. If you think I’m nuts, tell me if you expected a court to basically outlaw IVF. We’re in uncharted territory, and the priests are in charge.